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14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> i wonder how many koalas have fallen out of the trees the last 3 days :(
14:56:00 <TheRon> drop bears
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> :((
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> i like koalas
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> whats a drop bear?
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> i wonder how many koalas have fallen out of the trees the last 3 days :(
14:56:00 <TheRon> drop bears
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> :((
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> i like koalas
14:56:00 <PietSAbabe> whats a drop bear?
14:57:00 <shuffler> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXY LADAYYYYYYYY
14:57:00 <shuffler> o o o o o
14:57:00 <TheRon> i like the one where they go to mow a paddock and bring two goats and end up at the pub
14:57:00 <PietSAbabe> i never heard of em before hehehe
14:57:00 <shuffler> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXY LADAYYYYYYYY
14:57:00 <shuffler> o o o o o
14:57:00 <TheRon> i like the one where they go to mow a paddock and bring two goats and end up at the pub
14:57:00 <PietSAbabe> i never heard of em before hehehe
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> are they in trees?
14:58:00 <Skrotus> really PietSAbabe?
14:58:00 <Skrotus> they're pretty dangerous
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> man i really wanna see one now
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> they sound cool
14:58:00 <ScottSydney27> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc
14:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drop Bear (Aug 21, 2006) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 301,093 views - 318 likes (93.8%), 21 dislikes (6.2%) - Comments: 244
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> do they drop out of trees to attack ??
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> are they in trees?
14:58:00 <Skrotus> really PietSAbabe?
14:58:00 <Skrotus> they're pretty dangerous
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> man i really wanna see one now
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> they sound cool
14:58:00 <ScottSydney27> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc
14:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drop Bear (Aug 21, 2006) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 301,093 views - 318 likes (93.8%), 21 dislikes (6.2%) - Comments: 244
14:58:00 <PietSAbabe> do they drop out of trees to attack ??
14:59:00 <ScottSydney27> yes
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> man thats psycho !
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> im not walking under trees no more
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> i usually try to avoid em cos im scared of the bugs :(
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> spiders n stuff
14:59:00 <ScottSydney27> yes
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> man thats psycho !
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> im not walking under trees no more
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> i usually try to avoid em cos im scared of the bugs :(
14:59:00 <PietSAbabe> spiders n stuff
15:02:00 <stompin> bitches
15:02:00 <stompin> tits out now
15:02:00 <stompin> bitches
15:02:00 <stompin> tits out now
15:03:00 <PietSAbabe> thats not a nice way to talk to women :/
15:03:00 <shuffler> stompin
15:03:00 <shuffler> do the melb shuffle!
15:03:00 <TheRon> tits out for the boys
15:03:00 <PietSAbabe> thats not a nice way to talk to women :/
15:03:00 <shuffler> stompin
15:03:00 <shuffler> do the melb shuffle!
15:03:00 <TheRon> tits out for the boys
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> hey does anybody know what the tiny chillis they sell at asian stores are called
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> are they birds-eye chillis ? or am I mistaken ?
15:04:00 <shuffler> tiny chillis
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> I should have expected an answer like that.
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> hey does anybody know what the tiny chillis they sell at asian stores are called
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> are they birds-eye chillis ? or am I mistaken ?
15:04:00 <shuffler> tiny chillis
15:04:00 <ScottSydney27> I should have expected an answer like that.
15:05:00 <ScottSydney27> I didn't, but I should have.
15:05:00 <TheRon> i could pronounced but i'd have to remove my tongue
15:05:00 <PietSAbabe> mmmm chilli
15:05:00 <ScottSydney27> I didn't, but I should have.
15:05:00 <TheRon> i could pronounced but i'd have to remove my tongue
15:05:00 <PietSAbabe> mmmm chilli
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> I just cooked the most perfect batch of dumplings ever
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> mushroom ones, seafood ones, and shrimp ones.
15:06:00 <shuffler> did u make it yrself?
15:06:00 <TheRon> i made carbonara for lunch
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> a lil bit crispy, bit soft, and moist.
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> no, I bought them from an asian store.
15:06:00 <shuffler> frozen ones?
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> I just cooked the most perfect batch of dumplings ever
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> mushroom ones, seafood ones, and shrimp ones.
15:06:00 <shuffler> did u make it yrself?
15:06:00 <TheRon> i made carbonara for lunch
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> a lil bit crispy, bit soft, and moist.
15:06:00 <ScottSydney27> no, I bought them from an asian store.
15:06:00 <shuffler> frozen ones?
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> id kill for a female to cook me dinner
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> and I got some chilli, cut it up fine like, and mixed it with soy sauce
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> delicious
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> i rarely happens any more:(
15:07:00 <shuffler> i make my own dumplings
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> other peoples food tastes better than ya own :(
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> especially considering i only know how to cook noodles:(
15:07:00 <shuffler> i make everythin gmyself really
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> all this time I thought you were a flamin' homosexual PietSAbabe ? ... now you say you're into women ? or just for cooking ?
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> very much confusion
15:07:00 <shuffler> cant trust where the chef's hands been
15:07:00 <TheRon> alcohol makes people listen to neil diamond
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> id kill for a female to cook me dinner
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> and I got some chilli, cut it up fine like, and mixed it with soy sauce
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> delicious
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> i rarely happens any more:(
15:07:00 <shuffler> i make my own dumplings
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> other peoples food tastes better than ya own :(
15:07:00 <PietSAbabe> especially considering i only know how to cook noodles:(
15:07:00 <shuffler> i make everythin gmyself really
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> all this time I thought you were a flamin' homosexual PietSAbabe ? ... now you say you're into women ? or just for cooking ?
15:07:00 <ScottSydney27> very much confusion
15:07:00 <shuffler> cant trust where the chef's hands been
15:07:00 <TheRon> alcohol makes people listen to neil diamond
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> im not homo !!
15:08:00 <shuffler> i just had lunch 1hr ago
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> girls usually do everything for me
15:08:00 <shuffler> im hungry again
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> im still waiting for someone to wash my laundry
15:08:00 <TheRon> chinese food does that
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> im not homo !!
15:08:00 <shuffler> i just had lunch 1hr ago
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> girls usually do everything for me
15:08:00 <shuffler> im hungry again
15:08:00 <PietSAbabe> im still waiting for someone to wash my laundry
15:08:00 <TheRon> chinese food does that
15:09:00 <PietSAbabe> the basket is full so i just push mah clothes behind the bathroom door now :(
15:09:00 <ScottSydney27> yeah makes you full as ... then half hour later hungry again
15:09:00 <shuffler> chinese food is oily
15:09:00 <shuffler> better japanese
15:09:00 <PietSAbabe> i like japanese :))
15:09:00 <PietSAbabe> the basket is full so i just push mah clothes behind the bathroom door now :(
15:09:00 <ScottSydney27> yeah makes you full as ... then half hour later hungry again
15:09:00 <shuffler> chinese food is oily
15:09:00 <shuffler> better japanese
15:09:00 <PietSAbabe> i like japanese :))
15:10:00 <stompin> u like arse
15:10:00 <ScottSydney27> oily is good.. it lubes up your asshole on the way out.
15:10:00 <ScottSydney27> doesn't hurt so much when you lay a massive cable.
15:10:00 <TheRon> classy
15:10:00 <Cleo10> indeed
15:10:00 <stompin> u like arse
15:10:00 <ScottSydney27> oily is good.. it lubes up your asshole on the way out.
15:10:00 <ScottSydney27> doesn't hurt so much when you lay a massive cable.
15:10:00 <TheRon> classy
15:10:00 <Cleo10> indeed
15:11:00 <ScottSydney27> Cleo10, get back in my private box... you never finished telling me what you're wearing.
15:11:00 <ScottSydney27> ... or was that it ?
15:11:00 <shuffler> Cleo10!
15:11:00 <shuffler> do the melb shuffle!
15:11:00 <TheRon> doin' the last lager waltz
15:11:00 <ScottSydney27> Cleo10, get back in my private box... you never finished telling me what you're wearing.
15:11:00 <ScottSydney27> ... or was that it ?
15:11:00 <shuffler> Cleo10!
15:11:00 <shuffler> do the melb shuffle!
15:11:00 <TheRon> doin' the last lager waltz
15:12:00 <TheRon> 123, 123.....
15:12:00 <TheRon> 123, 123.....
15:14:00 <PietSAbabe> i left my husband for a herbal tea
15:14:00 <PietSAbabe> i left my husband for a herbal tea
15:15:00 <ScottSydney27> 3 minutes ago ?
15:15:00 <ScottSydney27> 3 minutes ago ?
15:16:00 <TheRon> did you hear about elvis at the doctors???
15:16:00 <TheRon> did you hear about elvis at the doctors???
15:17:00 <TheRon> the doctor asked for a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample. elvis just left his jocks
15:17:00 <ScottSydney27> you didn't get the memo ?
15:17:00 <TheRon> the doctor asked for a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample. elvis just left his jocks
15:17:00 <ScottSydney27> you didn't get the memo ?
15:18:00 <ScottSydney27> elvis jokes are 30 years out of date.
15:18:00 <ScottSydney27> elvis jokes are 30 years out of date.
15:20:00 <TheRon> you didnt read in the news about someone paying huge ammounts for a pair of elvis' used underwear
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> I DONT GET IT:(
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> im slow
15:20:00 <TheRon> dont get what?
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> so im still trying to get it
15:20:00 <TheRon> you didnt read in the news about someone paying huge ammounts for a pair of elvis' used underwear
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> I DONT GET IT:(
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> im slow
15:20:00 <TheRon> dont get what?
15:20:00 <PietSAbabe> so im still trying to get it
15:21:00 <PietSAbabe> wasnt that a joke?
15:21:00 <TheRon> which part?
15:21:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno
15:21:00 <PietSAbabe> wasnt that a joke?
15:21:00 <TheRon> which part?
15:21:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno
15:22:00 <TheRon> sure you're not canadian??
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> all of it ?
15:22:00 <TheRon> a bit slow 'ey
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> i dont get it :(
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> im sure
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> very it seems:(
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> maybe its cos im sick
15:22:00 <TheRon> sure you're not canadian??
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> all of it ?
15:22:00 <TheRon> a bit slow 'ey
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> i dont get it :(
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> im sure
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> very it seems:(
15:22:00 <PietSAbabe> maybe its cos im sick
15:23:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno yet normally i get stuff faster than that
15:23:00 <TheRon> get some scotch and a hooker, it clear that right up
15:23:00 <PietSAbabe> naaa --- i had a drink the other day -- i dont like the hangovers
15:23:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno yet normally i get stuff faster than that
15:23:00 <TheRon> get some scotch and a hooker, it clear that right up
15:23:00 <PietSAbabe> naaa --- i had a drink the other day -- i dont like the hangovers
15:24:00 <PietSAbabe> im an alcoholic so i shouldnt drink :/
15:24:00 <PietSAbabe> plus it sounds expensive :/
15:24:00 <TheRon> do you wanna get well or not??
15:24:00 <PietSAbabe> im an alcoholic so i shouldnt drink :/
15:24:00 <PietSAbabe> plus it sounds expensive :/
15:24:00 <TheRon> do you wanna get well or not??
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> yes but not that way :(
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> ill just keep on bitchin i think
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> yes but not that way :(
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> ill just keep on bitchin i think
15:25:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> k gonna try to sleep this sick out of me
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/556515_10151220961746412_1063926156_n.jpg
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> Grrr @ dominoes
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> can ya work it out ? :p
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> k gonna try to sleep this sick out of me
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/556515_10151220961746412_1063926156_n.jpg
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> Grrr @ dominoes
15:29:00 <PietSAbabe> can ya work it out ? :p
15:30:00 <Skrotus> pepperoni
15:30:00 <Skrotus> pepperoni
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> hehehe
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> they really are dummies !
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> hehehe
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> they really are dummies !
15:31:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
15:32:00 <PietSAbabe> k bed
15:32:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
15:32:00 <TheRon> hands above the sheets at all times
15:32:00 <PietSAbabe> k bed
15:32:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
15:32:00 <TheRon> hands above the sheets at all times
15:36:00 <TheRon> saturday nights alright for fighting
15:36:00 <TheRon> saturday nights alright for fighting
15:38:00 <BlackDevil> i cut my toe nails and saved them like you asked
15:38:00 <BlackDevil> i cut my toe nails and saved them like you asked
15:39:00 <TheRon> i just need a human head now for my offering
15:39:00 <TheRon> i just need a human head now for my offering