// #melbourne — 2011-09-14
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21:28:00 <STINKFIST> YEAAAAAAH
21:28:00 <STINKFIST> linying hao
21:28:00 <STINKFIST> I got the pedestal a foot from my head
21:28:00 <STINKFIST> YEAAAAAAH
21:28:00 <STINKFIST> linying hao
21:28:00 <STINKFIST> I got the pedestal a foot from my head
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> so when I talk it sounds like I am the Borg
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> wind resistance is futile!
21:29:00 <Wolfy> props
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> 3 of them
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> so when I talk it sounds like I am the Borg
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> wind resistance is futile!
21:29:00 <Wolfy> props
21:29:00 <STINKFIST> 3 of them
21:30:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1315909972231.gif LOL what the fuck
21:30:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1315909972231.gif LOL what the fuck
21:31:00 <Wolfy> .
21:31:00 <MeatFoam> mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaattttttttttttfffffffffffffoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssss
21:31:00 <MeatFoam> rrrr
21:31:00 <Wolfy> Daniel
21:31:00 <Daniel> oh shit its Chev`n
21:31:00 <Wolfy> .
21:31:00 <MeatFoam> mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaattttttttttttfffffffffffffoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssss
21:31:00 <MeatFoam> rrrr
21:31:00 <Wolfy> Daniel
21:31:00 <Daniel> oh shit its Chev`n
21:33:00 <MeatFoam> hahahahaha
21:33:00 <Sluttydrop> i'm in a bear suit
21:33:00 <eX> hawt
21:33:00 <MeatFoam> hahahahaha
21:33:00 <Sluttydrop> i'm in a bear suit
21:33:00 <eX> hawt
21:40:00 <Pieter> gahahahah
21:40:00 <Pieter> misfits on abc2
21:40:00 <Sluttydrop> Ow! my squealyspooch!
21:40:00 <Pieter> gahahahah
21:40:00 <Pieter> misfits on abc2
21:40:00 <Sluttydrop> Ow! my squealyspooch!
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> with Danzig?
21:44:00 <megamanga> danziggggg
21:44:00 <picard> STINKFIST hello son
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> g'day pops
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> what's the good word?
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> with Danzig?
21:44:00 <megamanga> danziggggg
21:44:00 <picard> STINKFIST hello son
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> g'day pops
21:44:00 <STINKFIST> what's the good word?
21:49:00 <crash> anyone know some good fishing spots in melb ?
21:49:00 <crash> frankston pier sucks
21:49:00 <crash> crib point is meh
21:49:00 <picard> anywhere on the yarra
21:49:00 <picard> southbank might be ok
21:49:00 <crash> wheres that ?
21:49:00 <crash> anyone know some good fishing spots in melb ?
21:49:00 <crash> frankston pier sucks
21:49:00 <crash> crib point is meh
21:49:00 <picard> anywhere on the yarra
21:49:00 <picard> southbank might be ok
21:49:00 <crash> wheres that ?
21:50:00 <crash> near mornington ?
21:50:00 <picard> outside the casino
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> lol
21:50:00 <crash> lol
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> might see Pieter there
21:50:00 <picard> lol
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> and all the police
21:50:00 <picard> people do fish in the yarra, just dont eat what u catch
21:50:00 <crash> near mornington ?
21:50:00 <picard> outside the casino
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> lol
21:50:00 <crash> lol
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> might see Pieter there
21:50:00 <picard> lol
21:50:00 <STINKFIST> and all the police
21:50:00 <picard> people do fish in the yarra, just dont eat what u catch
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> don't be a pussy
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> mercury is the sweetest of the heavy metals
21:51:00 <megamanga> fishing in melb?
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> and they don't call it 'character building cadmium' for nothing
21:51:00 <megamanga> black rock is meant to be good
21:51:00 <Pieter> aye?
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> don't be a pussy
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> mercury is the sweetest of the heavy metals
21:51:00 <megamanga> fishing in melb?
21:51:00 <STINKFIST> and they don't call it 'character building cadmium' for nothing
21:51:00 <megamanga> black rock is meant to be good
21:51:00 <Pieter> aye?
21:52:00 <fivecougz> router dropped out, i was all like no way man, just when im about to order chinese, then when i unplugged n plugged the power back into it i saw this orange spark and i was all like holy shit hope i didnt just fry it
21:52:00 <picard> i guess u live in china and eat the shit they produce there
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, did you go to the casino to see what the G-O was?
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> picard, so do you
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> sucker
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and wear it ;)
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and cook with it
21:52:00 <Pieter> no i couldnt care
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> etc and so forth
21:52:00 <picard> nope
21:52:00 <Pieter> i found it funny tho
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, well, I do.
21:52:00 <Pieter> there was no female
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> I want to know!
21:52:00 <picard> im self sufficient
21:52:00 <picard> i have a farm
21:52:00 <megamanga> holy fuck
21:52:00 <Pieter> it was a guy alone in his room
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> lol, just wear sweaters grown from your back hair
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and eat toe nail clippings
21:52:00 <fivecougz> when do you get when you cross a female with a farm?
21:52:00 <megamanga> man crawls for 90 minutes after being impaled by a star stake
21:52:00 <fivecougz> a farmale
21:52:00 <fivecougz> router dropped out, i was all like no way man, just when im about to order chinese, then when i unplugged n plugged the power back into it i saw this orange spark and i was all like holy shit hope i didnt just fry it
21:52:00 <picard> i guess u live in china and eat the shit they produce there
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, did you go to the casino to see what the G-O was?
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> picard, so do you
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> sucker
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and wear it ;)
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and cook with it
21:52:00 <Pieter> no i couldnt care
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> etc and so forth
21:52:00 <picard> nope
21:52:00 <Pieter> i found it funny tho
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, well, I do.
21:52:00 <Pieter> there was no female
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> I want to know!
21:52:00 <picard> im self sufficient
21:52:00 <picard> i have a farm
21:52:00 <megamanga> holy fuck
21:52:00 <Pieter> it was a guy alone in his room
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> lol, just wear sweaters grown from your back hair
21:52:00 <STINKFIST> and eat toe nail clippings
21:52:00 <fivecougz> when do you get when you cross a female with a farm?
21:52:00 <megamanga> man crawls for 90 minutes after being impaled by a star stake
21:52:00 <fivecougz> a farmale
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> megamanga, mate of mine ran into one at 45 degrees, full tilt as a lad
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> like 11 or whatever
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> fucking broke his chest plate
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> would've hurt like all hell
21:53:00 <megamanga> yeah i almost impaled myself on one when i was in highschool
21:53:00 <Pieter> im more worried about myself at the moment
21:53:00 <Pieter> i cant move my arm :/
21:53:00 <fivecougz> id wear two chest plates
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, giving yourself 'the stranger' ?
21:53:00 <Pieter> wha?
21:53:00 <megamanga> downhill mountainbiking, some fuckhead wog used them in their garden. my brakes failed and luckily i flew over it
21:53:00 <Pieter> ive heard that one
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> megamanga, mate of mine ran into one at 45 degrees, full tilt as a lad
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> like 11 or whatever
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> fucking broke his chest plate
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> would've hurt like all hell
21:53:00 <megamanga> yeah i almost impaled myself on one when i was in highschool
21:53:00 <Pieter> im more worried about myself at the moment
21:53:00 <Pieter> i cant move my arm :/
21:53:00 <fivecougz> id wear two chest plates
21:53:00 <STINKFIST> Pieter, giving yourself 'the stranger' ?
21:53:00 <Pieter> wha?
21:53:00 <megamanga> downhill mountainbiking, some fuckhead wog used them in their garden. my brakes failed and luckily i flew over it
21:53:00 <Pieter> ive heard that one
21:54:00 <Pieter> oh
21:54:00 <Pieter> hahahhaa
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> you know...
21:54:00 <Pieter> no
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> yeah.
21:54:00 <Pieter> naa
21:54:00 <fivecougz> itd be all like yo forget the first plate it can be the carnage
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> you know.
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> :D
21:54:00 <Sluttydrop> =D
21:54:00 <Pieter> i had a bike accident earlier
21:54:00 <Pieter> yeh i know
21:54:00 <Pieter> :)
21:54:00 <Pieter> feels like someone else is doin it
21:54:00 <megamanga> fucked my back for 2 or 3 months
21:54:00 <Pieter> i know it
21:54:00 <Pieter> :p
21:54:00 <picard> Pieter hello
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> good times I say
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> megamanga, like cadmium, mountain bike stacks build character too
21:54:00 <Pieter> yeh well ive dislocated my arm and stills cared to pop it in place
21:54:00 <Pieter> shoulder
21:54:00 <megamanga> lol
21:54:00 <megamanga> cadmium hahaha
21:54:00 <Pieter> oh
21:54:00 <Pieter> hahahhaa
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> you know...
21:54:00 <Pieter> no
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> yeah.
21:54:00 <Pieter> naa
21:54:00 <fivecougz> itd be all like yo forget the first plate it can be the carnage
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> you know.
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> :D
21:54:00 <Sluttydrop> =D
21:54:00 <Pieter> i had a bike accident earlier
21:54:00 <Pieter> yeh i know
21:54:00 <Pieter> :)
21:54:00 <Pieter> feels like someone else is doin it
21:54:00 <megamanga> fucked my back for 2 or 3 months
21:54:00 <Pieter> i know it
21:54:00 <Pieter> :p
21:54:00 <picard> Pieter hello
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> good times I say
21:54:00 <STINKFIST> megamanga, like cadmium, mountain bike stacks build character too
21:54:00 <Pieter> yeh well ive dislocated my arm and stills cared to pop it in place
21:54:00 <Pieter> shoulder
21:54:00 <megamanga> lol
21:54:00 <megamanga> cadmium hahaha
21:55:00 <Pieter> might go get some cans of whipped cream
21:55:00 <Pieter> nitrous should help
21:55:00 <megamanga> make sure you put a bag over your head and fill it with nitrous that way
21:55:00 <megamanga> i mean, have fun
21:55:00 <Pieter> might go get some cans of whipped cream
21:55:00 <Pieter> nitrous should help
21:55:00 <megamanga> make sure you put a bag over your head and fill it with nitrous that way
21:55:00 <megamanga> i mean, have fun
21:56:00 <Pieter> fun?
21:56:00 <Pieter> :/
21:56:00 <megamanga> yes, have fun depriving your body of oxygen
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> I used to
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> the old bulbies a few times
21:56:00 <picard> masterbate why u do it
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> dunno how 30 seconds of being dizzy from whipped cream cans will help
21:56:00 <picard> u will cum like u never have before
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> personally, I'd just call an ambo
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> get that sucker popped in and wrapped up
21:56:00 <Pieter> fun?
21:56:00 <Pieter> :/
21:56:00 <megamanga> yes, have fun depriving your body of oxygen
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> I used to
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> the old bulbies a few times
21:56:00 <picard> masterbate why u do it
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> dunno how 30 seconds of being dizzy from whipped cream cans will help
21:56:00 <picard> u will cum like u never have before
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> personally, I'd just call an ambo
21:56:00 <STINKFIST> get that sucker popped in and wrapped up
21:57:00 <STINKFIST> and give myself a stranger with the other hand
21:57:00 <STINKFIST> and give myself a stranger with the other hand
21:58:00 <STINKFIST> and its gone quiet
21:58:00 <STINKFIST> you're all doing it aren't you
21:58:00 <picard> i am
21:58:00 <Pieter> oh sweet still got 3 vials of ketamine left
21:58:00 <STINKFIST> and its gone quiet
21:58:00 <STINKFIST> you're all doing it aren't you
21:58:00 <picard> i am
21:58:00 <Pieter> oh sweet still got 3 vials of ketamine left
21:59:00 <Serenity> there was a guy on the tv the other day
21:59:00 <Pieter> it should help heaps
21:59:00 <picard> im gunna blowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:59:00 <Pieter> this pain is killing me
21:59:00 <Serenity> who had a hand transplant
21:59:00 <Serenity> they managed to get it to move but he had no feeling
21:59:00 <megamanga> boobies
21:59:00 <Serenity> thats like ULTIMATE stranger right there
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> AWESOME
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> but you know what
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> save the cash
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> buy a RealDoll
21:59:00 <megamanga> or get a gf
21:59:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
21:59:00 <picard> i reckon the life of a tranny would be pretty good
21:59:00 <Serenity> there was a guy on the tv the other day
21:59:00 <Pieter> it should help heaps
21:59:00 <picard> im gunna blowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:59:00 <Pieter> this pain is killing me
21:59:00 <Serenity> who had a hand transplant
21:59:00 <Serenity> they managed to get it to move but he had no feeling
21:59:00 <megamanga> boobies
21:59:00 <Serenity> thats like ULTIMATE stranger right there
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> AWESOME
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> but you know what
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> save the cash
21:59:00 <STINKFIST> buy a RealDoll
21:59:00 <megamanga> or get a gf
21:59:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
21:59:00 <picard> i reckon the life of a tranny would be pretty good
22:00:00 <picard> u can jerk off and rub yur titties at the same time
22:00:00 <Serenity> best of both worlds?
22:00:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00:00 <picard> indeed
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> still would make me wish I had 3 hands
22:00:00 <picard> Serenity would you have sex with a man with boobs?
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> smooth picard
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> ease into the photo
22:00:00 <megamanga> hes a smooooth operatorrrr
22:00:00 <Serenity> depends if they were real boobs or moobs
22:00:00 <picard> u can jerk off and rub yur titties at the same time
22:00:00 <Serenity> best of both worlds?
22:00:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00:00 <picard> indeed
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> still would make me wish I had 3 hands
22:00:00 <picard> Serenity would you have sex with a man with boobs?
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> smooth picard
22:00:00 <STINKFIST> ease into the photo
22:00:00 <megamanga> hes a smooooth operatorrrr
22:00:00 <Serenity> depends if they were real boobs or moobs
22:01:00 <Serenity> cause moobs arent attractive
22:01:00 <picard> implants
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> what if they were PECS OF STEEL?
22:01:00 <picard> b or c cup
22:01:00 <Serenity> id give it a go
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> nah
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> 38DD
22:01:00 <picard> lol Serenity so u would fuck a tranny?
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> let's get some real titties on this dude
22:01:00 <Serenity> sure why not
22:01:00 <Serenity> some of those ladyboys are hot
22:01:00 <picard> Serenity i think i love you
22:01:00 <megamanga> i dunno
22:01:00 <megamanga> id be jealeous if they had a bigger cock than me
22:01:00 <Serenity> cause moobs arent attractive
22:01:00 <picard> implants
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> what if they were PECS OF STEEL?
22:01:00 <picard> b or c cup
22:01:00 <Serenity> id give it a go
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> nah
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> 38DD
22:01:00 <picard> lol Serenity so u would fuck a tranny?
22:01:00 <STINKFIST> let's get some real titties on this dude
22:01:00 <Serenity> sure why not
22:01:00 <Serenity> some of those ladyboys are hot
22:01:00 <picard> Serenity i think i love you
22:01:00 <megamanga> i dunno
22:01:00 <megamanga> id be jealeous if they had a bigger cock than me
22:02:00 <Serenity> well
22:02:00 <Serenity> i like penis
22:02:00 <Serenity> AND i like tits
22:02:00 <picard> lol megamanga
22:02:00 <Serenity> win win really
22:02:00 <picard> oh of course u are bi
22:02:00 <Serenity> :P
22:02:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/del/src/1315872727373.gif that would be my face if she/he had a bigger cock than me
22:02:00 <megamanga> you posted boobies on fb
22:02:00 <Serenity> well
22:02:00 <Serenity> i like penis
22:02:00 <Serenity> AND i like tits
22:02:00 <picard> lol megamanga
22:02:00 <Serenity> win win really
22:02:00 <picard> oh of course u are bi
22:02:00 <Serenity> :P
22:02:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/del/src/1315872727373.gif that would be my face if she/he had a bigger cock than me
22:02:00 <megamanga> you posted boobies on fb
22:03:00 <Serenity> i did
22:03:00 <Serenity> u commented on them
22:03:00 <megamanga> somehow i could comment on it
22:03:00 <megamanga> not sure how
22:03:00 <Serenity> cause facebook has changed their shit
22:03:00 <Serenity> that if u tag someone all their friends can comment
22:03:00 <Serenity> fkn cuntbook
22:03:00 <megamanga> oh good
22:03:00 <megamanga> just keep tagging someone i know then
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay
22:03:00 <Serenity> lol
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bachelorette soon
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> omagosh
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you believe Bentley is BACK!
22:03:00 <Serenity> i did
22:03:00 <Serenity> u commented on them
22:03:00 <megamanga> somehow i could comment on it
22:03:00 <megamanga> not sure how
22:03:00 <Serenity> cause facebook has changed their shit
22:03:00 <Serenity> that if u tag someone all their friends can comment
22:03:00 <Serenity> fkn cuntbook
22:03:00 <megamanga> oh good
22:03:00 <megamanga> just keep tagging someone i know then
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay
22:03:00 <Serenity> lol
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bachelorette soon
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> omagosh
22:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you believe Bentley is BACK!
22:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> like what like omogosh
22:04:00 <robot> night everyone
22:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> like what like omogosh
22:04:00 <robot> night everyone
22:05:00 <Serenity> im gussing it was probably rob
22:05:00 <Serenity> that u know who i tagged
22:05:00 <Serenity> MeatFoam
22:05:00 <megamanga> nope
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> and
22:05:00 <Serenity> erm
22:05:00 <Serenity> megamanga
22:05:00 <megamanga> i dont have rob on my fb
22:05:00 <Serenity> oh
22:05:00 <Serenity> hrmm
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> a dude with tits aint a tranny
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> cos I fucked chicks without tits
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> y'heard
22:05:00 <Serenity> mixeh
22:05:00 <Serenity> im gussing it was probably rob
22:05:00 <Serenity> that u know who i tagged
22:05:00 <Serenity> MeatFoam
22:05:00 <megamanga> nope
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> and
22:05:00 <Serenity> erm
22:05:00 <Serenity> megamanga
22:05:00 <megamanga> i dont have rob on my fb
22:05:00 <Serenity> oh
22:05:00 <Serenity> hrmm
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> a dude with tits aint a tranny
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> cos I fucked chicks without tits
22:05:00 <STINKFIST> y'heard
22:05:00 <Serenity> mixeh
22:06:00 <megamanga> one of them
22:06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
22:06:00 <megamanga> one of them
22:06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> I never slept with Mixy
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> her kids are cute
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> but not THAT cute.
22:07:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> and I have no ranga gene
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> I am pure.
22:07:00 <Serenity> im sure daz would have had something to say about that
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> he did
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> I never slept with Mixy
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> her kids are cute
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> but not THAT cute.
22:07:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> and I have no ranga gene
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> I am pure.
22:07:00 <Serenity> im sure daz would have had something to say about that
22:07:00 <STINKFIST> he did
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