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14:00 <Misery> its getting more complicated here too
14:00 <Skirmish> SLing shots are illegal in australia.
14:00 <Skirmish> What drugs are you on?
14:00 <beagle> theyre not actually
14:00 <Misery> its getting more complicated here too
14:00 <Skirmish> SLing shots are illegal in australia.
14:00 <Skirmish> What drugs are you on?
14:00 <beagle> theyre not actually
15:00 <Skirmish> They're on the list of prohibited weapons.
15:00 <beagle> they sell them at the gun shop ive bought half a dozen
15:00 <beagle> stupid things break
15:00 <Misery> I was in the miliatry for a while so I know all about shooting guns,heheh
15:00 <crash> ive got cat a & b gun licence
15:00 <crash> 5 times a year has to be signed off by range officer
15:00 <Misery> stupid laws
15:00 <Misery> I ahve a shotgun
15:00 <crash> pistol licence aka handgun you need to do 6 months training
15:00 <Skirmish> They're on the list of prohibited weapons.
15:00 <beagle> they sell them at the gun shop ive bought half a dozen
15:00 <beagle> stupid things break
15:00 <Misery> I was in the miliatry for a while so I know all about shooting guns,heheh
15:00 <crash> ive got cat a & b gun licence
15:00 <crash> 5 times a year has to be signed off by range officer
15:00 <Misery> stupid laws
15:00 <Misery> I ahve a shotgun
15:00 <crash> pistol licence aka handgun you need to do 6 months training
16:00 <Nezza> You're on crack, you are Mr. I Can Get Planes Off The Ground In Fifty Feet.
16:00 <Nezza> maybe with a fucking crane.
16:00 <crash> i come from a farm though so just fly back
16:00 <Misery> here we go again novices trying to be pilots
16:00 <Skirmish> beagle: The only way it's legal is for them to sell the brace and elastic seperately.
16:00 <Nezza> Right. What're you qualified on eh?
16:00 <Misery> I use to fly 1/2 mile just buy milk at the store
16:00 <Nezza> Light? Instruments? ILR? Are you qualified VR only?
16:00 <Nezza> You're on crack, you are Mr. I Can Get Planes Off The Ground In Fifty Feet.
16:00 <Nezza> maybe with a fucking crane.
16:00 <crash> i come from a farm though so just fly back
16:00 <Misery> here we go again novices trying to be pilots
16:00 <Skirmish> beagle: The only way it's legal is for them to sell the brace and elastic seperately.
16:00 <Nezza> Right. What're you qualified on eh?
16:00 <Misery> I use to fly 1/2 mile just buy milk at the store
16:00 <Nezza> Light? Instruments? ILR? Are you qualified VR only?
17:00 <Skirmish> Owning a sling shot is illegal.
17:00 <Misery> nezza: none of ur dam busines. how fuck right off 
17:00 <Nezza> Night quals? Do you have a twin-engine cert?
17:00 <beagle> lol Skirmish well all the ones i bought were in one piece (no arm brace at all) but sling and handle were together
17:00 <Nezza> Hah. I bet you don't even know what ILR means.
17:00 <Misery> I do not discuss planes with novices
17:00 <Skirmish> They'd want to be careful they're not caught then.
17:00 <Nezza> How about, you go be a pilot before you bullshit about getting planes off the ground in fifty feet?
17:00 <Misery> so ya havee good peller pistols there?
17:00 <Skirmish> Same as you can buy paintball guns but it's illegal to have one.
17:00 <Skirmish> Lots of contradictory laws.
17:00 <crash> only thing i can advise for a gun licence in qld is ... they do family background check
17:00 <Skirmish> Owning a sling shot is illegal.
17:00 <Misery> nezza: none of ur dam busines. how fuck right off 
17:00 <Nezza> Night quals? Do you have a twin-engine cert?
17:00 <beagle> lol Skirmish well all the ones i bought were in one piece (no arm brace at all) but sling and handle were together
17:00 <Nezza> Hah. I bet you don't even know what ILR means.
17:00 <Misery> I do not discuss planes with novices
17:00 <Skirmish> They'd want to be careful they're not caught then.
17:00 <Nezza> How about, you go be a pilot before you bullshit about getting planes off the ground in fifty feet?
17:00 <Misery> so ya havee good peller pistols there?
17:00 <Skirmish> Same as you can buy paintball guns but it's illegal to have one.
17:00 <Skirmish> Lots of contradictory laws.
17:00 <crash> only thing i can advise for a gun licence in qld is ... they do family background check
18:00 <crash> surprise surprise
18:00 <crash> so don't have any alcos or scitzos in you fam should be allright
18:00 <Misery> ex military mand
18:00 <Nezza> linying; I bet you also know that it's only STOL shit that gets off the ground in fifty feet, too.
18:00 <Hercules> real pilots don't come on here and brag about how they're pilots all the time btw :P
18:00 <Misery> who cares wot u tink.
18:00 <Misery> if ya only knew
18:00 <Nezza> Misery; The word is "know", dude, not "think".
18:00 <crash> surprise surprise
18:00 <crash> so don't have any alcos or scitzos in you fam should be allright
18:00 <Misery> ex military mand
18:00 <Nezza> linying; I bet you also know that it's only STOL shit that gets off the ground in fifty feet, too.
18:00 <Hercules> real pilots don't come on here and brag about how they're pilots all the time btw :P
18:00 <Misery> who cares wot u tink.
18:00 <Misery> if ya only knew
18:00 <Nezza> Misery; The word is "know", dude, not "think".
19:00 <Nezza> That's the problem with you. If you weren't full of shit you wouldn't sound like it.
19:00 <Nezza> You don't even have a response for any questions.
19:00 <Misery> ur so dump u think week is a bad flower in the garden
19:00 <Nikky`> dump? week?
19:00 <Nezza> You're so dumb you can't spell dumb, weed or you.
19:00 <Misery> I do not dignafy ur ?'s wit answers
19:00 <Nezza> So fuck right off.
19:00 <Nezza> Dignify.
19:00 <Misery> amazing how I can push ur buttoms.hehe
19:00 <Nezza> That's the problem with you. If you weren't full of shit you wouldn't sound like it.
19:00 <Nezza> You don't even have a response for any questions.
19:00 <Misery> ur so dump u think week is a bad flower in the garden
19:00 <Nikky`> dump? week?
19:00 <Nezza> You're so dumb you can't spell dumb, weed or you.
19:00 <Misery> I do not dignafy ur ?'s wit answers
19:00 <Nezza> So fuck right off.
19:00 <Nezza> Dignify.
19:00 <Misery> amazing how I can push ur buttoms.hehe
20:00 <Misery> u r so excitable
20:00 <beagle> the rest of us are just reading this strange conversation
20:00 <Nezza> You're not pushing my buttons, brother, I've got thicker skin than that.
20:00 <crash> Nikky` kitchen is out back
20:00 <Misery> u wud not make a good pilot
20:00 <Nikky`> It is? then enjoy
20:00 <Nezza> I work outbound calls. I need it.
20:00 <crash> ;p
20:00 <Misery> yeh,,real thick sir
20:00 <crash> aww i want lamb chops and vegs though
20:00 <Misery> if u worked for me I would fire u
20:00 <Nezza> Beagle; It is pretty strange. Sometimes I don't know why I bother but it's kinda gratifying.
20:00 <Misery> u r so excitable
20:00 <beagle> the rest of us are just reading this strange conversation
20:00 <Nezza> You're not pushing my buttons, brother, I've got thicker skin than that.
20:00 <crash> Nikky` kitchen is out back
20:00 <Misery> u wud not make a good pilot
20:00 <Nikky`> It is? then enjoy
20:00 <Nezza> I work outbound calls. I need it.
20:00 <crash> ;p
20:00 <Misery> yeh,,real thick sir
20:00 <crash> aww i want lamb chops and vegs though
20:00 <Misery> if u worked for me I would fire u
20:00 <Nezza> Beagle; It is pretty strange. Sometimes I don't know why I bother but it's kinda gratifying.
21:00 <Nezza> Misery; I've worked for people like you before. I'd quit.
21:00 <Nezza> Unless I'm working for someone with a hint of nous I get quite anxious, I'm afraid.
21:00 <Misery> u wud never pass the test here
21:00 <Nezza> Hah. What test?
21:00 <Misery> the test u just failed
21:00 <Misery> my co pilot has to be very stable
21:00 <Nezza> Misery; I've worked for people like you before. I'd quit.
21:00 <Nezza> Unless I'm working for someone with a hint of nous I get quite anxious, I'm afraid.
21:00 <Misery> u wud never pass the test here
21:00 <Nezza> Hah. What test?
21:00 <Misery> the test u just failed
21:00 <Misery> my co pilot has to be very stable
22:00 <xarcos_> my penis has to be very stable
22:00 <crash> i lost my lighter
22:00 <crash> good lighter too - had a torch in it
22:00 <Misery> mh dog farts
22:00 <Misery> wot i do
22:00 <Nezza> Right, sunshine. Gotta know how to be stable for those fifty-footer takeoffs!
22:00 <Nezza> Feed your dog more real meat and less pet food.
22:00 <Misery> oh well wots the use
22:00 <Nezza> Worked for my dog.
22:00 <Nezza> She eats chicken frames mostly.
22:00 <Misery> I cant imagine letting u close to animals
22:00 <Misery> u wudnt make a good master
22:00 <xarcos_> my penis has to be very stable
22:00 <crash> i lost my lighter
22:00 <crash> good lighter too - had a torch in it
22:00 <Misery> mh dog farts
22:00 <Misery> wot i do
22:00 <Nezza> Right, sunshine. Gotta know how to be stable for those fifty-footer takeoffs!
22:00 <Nezza> Feed your dog more real meat and less pet food.
22:00 <Misery> oh well wots the use
22:00 <Nezza> Worked for my dog.
22:00 <Nezza> She eats chicken frames mostly.
22:00 <Misery> I cant imagine letting u close to animals
22:00 <Misery> u wudnt make a good master
23:00 <Misery> wots a chicken frame?
23:00 <Sluttydrop> i don't know... weee hoo hoo hoo!
23:00 <Nezza> The frame of a chicken, uncooked.
23:00 <Misery> u mean the carcass?
23:00 <Nezza> Cooked chicken bones are very bad for dogs as they're brittle, because when they're uncooked, they're soft. Soft? Perfect food.
23:00 <Nezza> Yep.
23:00 <Misery> ur crazy
23:00 <Misery> that poor dog
23:00 <Misery> wots a chicken frame?
23:00 <Sluttydrop> i don't know... weee hoo hoo hoo!
23:00 <Nezza> The frame of a chicken, uncooked.
23:00 <Misery> u mean the carcass?
23:00 <Nezza> Cooked chicken bones are very bad for dogs as they're brittle, because when they're uncooked, they're soft. Soft? Perfect food.
23:00 <Nezza> Yep.
23:00 <Misery> ur crazy
23:00 <Misery> that poor dog
24:00 <Misery> IM surprised someone hasnt reported u
24:00 <Nikky`> Its good for their teeth
24:00 <Nezza> Okay, this is why the breeder told me to feed her one, right? And why the vet compliments her on her teeth and coat when I take her in for shots?
24:00 <Nezza> Dude, chicken frames are ideal as part of a dog's diet.
24:00 <Misery> yeh yeh yeh
24:00 <Misery> we caell em cardsses here
24:00 <Misery> dunno frames
24:00 <Misery> IM surprised someone hasnt reported u
24:00 <Nikky`> Its good for their teeth
24:00 <Nezza> Okay, this is why the breeder told me to feed her one, right? And why the vet compliments her on her teeth and coat when I take her in for shots?
24:00 <Nezza> Dude, chicken frames are ideal as part of a dog's diet.
24:00 <Misery> yeh yeh yeh
24:00 <Misery> we caell em cardsses here
24:00 <Misery> dunno frames
25:00 <Misery> do u have a girl friend?
25:00 <Nezza> Not presently no. I've been living low a while, no real time to go out and socialise. I haven't had a night out in weeks.
25:00 <Misery> dam thtas not healthy
25:00 <Nezza> Presently getting everything back where I want it before I complicate my life with someone else.
25:00 <Misery> how do u get off?
25:00 <Misery> do u have a girl friend?
25:00 <Nezza> Not presently no. I've been living low a while, no real time to go out and socialise. I haven't had a night out in weeks.
25:00 <Misery> dam thtas not healthy
25:00 <Nezza> Presently getting everything back where I want it before I complicate my life with someone else.
25:00 <Misery> how do u get off?
26:00 <Misery> nezza can have u
26:00 <Misery> he dont sound very exciting tho
26:00 <Misery> nezza can have u
26:00 <Misery> he dont sound very exciting tho
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