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06:56:00 * Now talking in #Melbourne
06:56:00 * Topic is 'Melbourne on the web - www.howiz.com - Abuse Will Not Be Tolerated Here. Behave, And Enjoy Your Stay . . . Be Safe, And Have A Happy New Year'
06:56:00 * Set by luci-on-milo on Mon Dec 27 08:25:45
06:56:00 <Passi0n> 6
06:56:00 <cocained> rofl dave
06:56:00 * KEV` ([email protected]) Quit (Exit: My 2005 Resolution: I will no longer be the nice guy who always puts his feelings aside for everybody else to be happy...from now on I put myself1st every time and if you don't like that you can go fuck urselves and die)
06:56:00 <Passi0n> bye
06:56:00 <Endorphin> cya
06:56:00 <RednBluePills> Endorphin, used to love them now cant get them
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06:57:00 <Naked`DAVE> ciao be safe
06:57:00 <RednBluePills> pop a xanax after a big night out and sleep for hours
06:57:00 <Endorphin> i had a problem with supply
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06:57:00 <Endorphin> was getting them on the dodge
06:58:00 <RednBluePills> same, thru an old doctor
06:58:00 <RednBluePills> now he's retired
06:58:00 <Kramer> hey ladies...21 m melb with a webcam here
06:58:00 <cocained> bit early for cam eh
06:58:00 <Endorphin> i was writing out my own scripts
06:58:00 <cocained> oh thats right
06:58:00 <cocained> this is the internet
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06:59:00 <xarcos> YUO SUCK AT TEH INTARNET
06:59:00 <Endorphin> xanax cains vals
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07:00:00 <Dave`NAKED> hello
07:01:00 <Endorphin> everyone got their goddies organised for nye yet , Got Blowout ?
07:01:00 <cocained> yep
07:01:00 <Dave`NAKED> jumpin off the westgate =D
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07:02:00 <Endorphin> if you going for a big night you need to save enough to get a cab to the top of the westgate just in case
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07:03:00 <Dave`NAKED> lol
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07:04:00 <Dave`NAKED> i say we go down to the worf and steal a big arse boat
07:04:00 <Dave`NAKED> :D
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07:04:00 <Dave`NAKED> and party till the coast guard grap ya
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07:05:00 <Endorphin> a tug boat and tow about 50 boats out with us
07:05:00 <Dave`NAKED> nah we will get that huge queen marry thing
07:05:00 <Dave`NAKED> :D
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07:06:00 <Endorphin> its like a floating city
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07:06:00 <Dave`NAKED> yep we can live 4 like 5 months b4 havin to give ourself up
07:07:00 <Endorphin> only prob is it moves at like 2 km an hour
07:07:00 <Endorphin> no exactly a getaway boat
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07:07:00 <Dave`NAKED> thats ok if they storm the boat we can always hide in the movie theeater
07:08:00 <Dave`NAKED> and watch titanic
07:08:00 <Endorphin> "What we were just watching a movie , Hijack what do you mean , now if you dont mind i would like to get back to my movie "
07:09:00 <Dave`NAKED> never
07:09:00 * Dave`NAKED is now known as NAKED`dave
07:10:00 <NAKED`dave> any1?
07:10:00 * NAKED`dave rapes a small innocent cat !
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07:11:00 <Endorphin> i reckon that target should put their logo in the water at the bottom of the westgate
07:11:00 <Endorphin> so ppl can aim
07:11:00 * [WTCHME]`out is now known as [WTCHME]
07:12:00 <NAKED`dave> its like i'm gaana get a bullseye yeeeeeeessssssssssdaed
07:12:00 <Endorphin> splat , exactly how many ppl jump each week
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07:12:00 <NAKED`dave> i think its about 8
07:13:00 <NAKED`dave> twice a week when i drive home i alwasy see jumpers
07:13:00 <Endorphin> thats a fair effort , i just lost all my money at the casino , now i am going to try an fly
07:13:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
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07:13:00 <NAKED`dave> thats it
07:13:00 <Kagerius> morning all
07:13:00 <NAKED`dave> it could work
07:13:00 <NAKED`dave> yoyo Kagerius
07:13:00 <Endorphin> i wonder if you could sell pushes on ebay
07:14:00 <Kagerius> pushes ?
07:14:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
07:14:00 <NAKED`dave> hahahahahah lmfao
07:14:00 <Endorphin> off the westgate
07:14:00 <Kagerius> lol
07:14:00 <NAKED`dave> well there sellin everything eles y not
07:14:00 <Endorphin> how funny would it be for people to bid on that , i wonder what would happen if they lost
07:14:00 <Endorphin> actually you would need a buy now link
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07:15:00 <Endorphin> hand out brouchures in the casino
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07:15:00 <NAKED`dave> i beat they get there all like i'm ganna jump aand then on there way down they say well this was a fucked idea
07:15:00 <Endorphin> the bus leaves every hour on the hour
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07:15:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
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07:16:00 <Endorphin> from casino to bridge
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07:16:00 <NAKED`dave> then from bridge to target sign
07:16:00 <NAKED`dave> from target sign ti death
07:17:00 <Endorphin> they must have a corpse barge if 8 ppl a week jump , floating morgue
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07:17:00 <Endorphin> i wonder if when they hit they get an atomic wedgie
07:17:00 <NAKED`dave> they hit with suck power they get stuck in the mud at the bottem and a barge cums along once a week to get em all up
07:18:00 <NAKED`dave> once a month sorry
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07:19:00 <NAKED`dave> ggeeee fuck u would have a sore arsehole
07:19:00 <Endorphin> i reckon it would split you in half
07:19:00 <NAKED`dave> belly wacker
07:19:00 <Endorphin> in parachute pants
07:19:00 <NAKED`dave> fuck dat would hurt pain to die 4
07:19:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
07:20:00 <NAKED`dave> a wet t-shirt
07:20:00 * DJtrippAbeggZ 15is away (Reason: bed) since 3:33:34 am. AwayPager is on, AwayLog is on
07:20:00 <Endorphin> imagine if they were stuck in the mud and still alive and a boats prop blended them
07:20:00 <NAKED`dave> i saw a guy hanging off the bridge and 2 copper holding on to him
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07:21:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
07:21:00 <Endorphin> no way i would grab a person
07:21:00 <NAKED`dave> there cops but this the job to protect people from them selfs
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07:22:00 <Endorphin> pretty shitty job , when no one was looking i would let go
07:22:00 <Endorphin> happy trails
07:22:00 <NAKED`dave> lol there a little thing call cameras all along the bridge they dont miss a thing
07:23:00 <Endorphin> sit mid way wit a radar gun and book them for speeding , then send the fine to their widow
07:23:00 <NAKED`dave> lol
07:23:00 <NAKED`dave> hey i gotta go bye people talk to ya in like 12 hour when i'm back at work
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07:23:00 <Endorphin> cya
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07:25:00 <MiLK_MaN> get the fuck on, they are making a transformers movie
07:25:00 <Endorphin> ?
07:25:00 <Endorphin> do you always call twice milk
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07:26:00 <MiLK_MaN> ?
07:26:00 <Endorphin> never mind
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07:27:00 <Endorphin> are there any ladies there up 4 a chatski
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07:28:00 <Endorphin> whats business like over the holidays vampire hunter ?
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07:29:00 <Vampire_HunterX> not so good, lol
07:29:00 <Endorphin> yeah i could imagine that the vampires need a break as well
07:29:00 <Vampire_HunterX> lol somethin like that
07:29:00 <Vampire_HunterX> and also because its a religus holiday
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07:40:00 <Endorphins> melb is dead
07:40:00 <Endorphins> what chan is the chatting in'
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07:45:00 <xarcos> The Goat Worshipping Occult Channel. (GWOC)
07:45:00 <Endorphins> are you serious
07:45:00 <Squad`nLeedah> mmmmmmm g0ats3
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07:46:00 <Squad`nLeedah> gta time fuckers
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07:46:00 <hexicate> Sounds like an interesting channel.
07:46:00 <hexicate> What must one do to gain membership?
07:47:00 <Endorphins> i believe you have to give oral to a goat
07:48:00 * hexicate waits for another predictable comment.
07:48:00 <Endorphins> well you set that one up some one had to say it
07:49:00 <hexicate> True.
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07:49:00 <Endorphins> omg where is everyone , this is so quiet its scaring me
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07:50:00 <BikerDude> prob gettin over big nites
07:50:00 <Endorphins> its pretty average to have 100 in a chan and only 2 ppl typing
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07:50:00 <xarcos> Nice ratio.
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07:51:00 <Endorphins> yeah the odds are against us
07:53:00 <Endorphins> almost time for the westgate !
07:54:00 <Endorphins> does ANYONE want to chat , i am interesting i promise
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07:58:00 <BikerDude> so wot makes u interesting Endorphins?
07:59:00 <Endorphins> well i have travelled and i am currently undertaking an exciting new carrer
07:59:00 <BikerDude> which is?
07:59:00 <Endorphins> sparky