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06:02:00 * Now talking in #Melbourne
06:02:00 * Topic is '[18:34] * BeerBellyMelb wonders if any girls here love pigging out on junk food :) im looking for cute chubby chicks to chat to hehe - [ #Exclusive-Events Presents Search For A Model - Friday 11th June ]'
06:02:00 * Set by RDJ on Sat Jun 05 18:34:33
06:02:00 <Leon> a whale
06:02:00 <Leon> riiiight
06:02:00 <xcvcx> yea as long as its around
06:02:00 <Leon> you been fucking whales?
06:02:00 <DaemonicTeddy> id rather a girl with a cute face, rather than a perfect bod... but maybe thats just me
06:02:00 <Leon> might report you to the rspca
06:02:00 <i_want_more> LOL
06:02:00 <i_want_more> aww
06:02:00 <THE_GIRL_14___> let them differ in their qualities; and let there be no one creature equal with another
06:02:00 <THE_GIRL_14___> lol @
06:02:00 * Bloke[away] sets mode: +b *!*@vw11385.comindico.com.au
06:02:00 * THE_GIRL_14___ was kicked by Bloke[away] (Wait...what did you say again?..and again..and again..?)
06:02:00 <Leon> yeah face does it for me too
06:03:00 <Leon> thighs...
06:03:00 <i_want_more> seriously
06:03:00 <Leon> i like thighs/legs
06:03:00 <Leon> :)
06:03:00 <i_want_more> a face + a ledge arse and you wouldnt care?
06:03:00 <Leon> sleek thighs
06:03:00 <Leon> nooo
06:03:00 <xcvcx> yea i seen some fat bitches with blow JOB faces!!!!!!
06:03:00 <i_want_more> lol
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06:03:00 * Bloke[away] sets mode: +v wowww
06:03:00 <Leon> i don't mean that
06:03:00 <Leon> haha
06:03:00 * DaemonicTeddy shrugs
06:03:00 <Leon> blow job face
06:03:00 <The_Guy> blow job faces? i've heard of lips....but...wtf? lol
06:03:00 <DaemonicTeddy> as long as theyr kissable and theyre nice girls, doesnt bother me
06:04:00 <DaemonicTeddy> im not picky
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06:04:00 <rapid11electric> i said this before: all women are beautifull, everything is fasinating: from their super soft skin, to their smooth hairless bodys, to their beautiful breasts, right down to there feet, which are always softer and always smell better than blokes
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06:05:00 <Leon> rapid11electric.. yeah...
06:05:00 <rapid11electric> there is no such thing as an ugly woman, only ugly minds
06:05:00 <xcvcx> some chics are fucking ugly.. but nice bodies..i ram em from behind..that i wont have to see their fucking ugly faces..fucking sluts
06:05:00 <Leon> but there are limits on everything
06:05:00 <DaemonicTeddy> haha... any woman is more beautiful than a man. but thats beside the point :)
06:05:00 <rapid11electric> right
06:05:00 <Leon> i dunno.. Miriam is better than some women :P
06:05:00 <rapid11electric> Miriums skin is fucked
06:05:00 <Leon> it is?
06:06:00 <Leon> i never watched it
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06:06:00 <rapid11electric> that would be her only downfall
06:06:00 <DaemonicTeddy> i never did either, tis disturbing
06:06:00 <xcvcx> she's got cock..maybe u wanna suck it???????????
06:06:00 <Leon> i'll see her/him on Big Brother tho
06:06:00 <Leon> yeah i can't bring myself to watch Miriam
06:06:00 <Leon> its just so wrong
06:06:00 <Leon> on many levels
06:06:00 <xcvcx> but you'd fuck her..i bet leon!!!
06:07:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:07:00 <The_Guy> you mean HIM
06:07:00 <i_want_more> <xcvcx> some chics are fucking ugly.. but nice bodies..i ram em from behind..that i wont have to see their fucking ugly faces..fucking sluts<-------------that all you can get. your horrible
06:07:00 <Leon> that goes without saying!
06:07:00 <The_Guy> not her
06:07:00 <Leon> :P
06:07:00 <rapid11electric> even the most beautifull woman against the most beautiful man standing naked side by side, the woman is more beautiful. her skin is smoother and softer, her breasts are perfect and everything is all tucked away like a neat little surprise, and the guys well you know exactly what i mean about that
06:07:00 <xcvcx> hahaha i agree with u totally i_want_more
06:07:00 <Leon> does anyone strive for love anymore these days?
06:07:00 <Leon> or just sex?
06:07:00 <rapid11electric> love
06:07:00 <rapid11electric> for sure
06:07:00 <Leon> some of you guys are pitiful
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06:08:00 * Bloke[away] sets mode: -b *!*@vw11385.comindico.com.au
06:08:00 <i_want_more> arent they leon
06:08:00 <DaemonicTeddy> they sure r. lol
06:08:00 <Leon> its quite disturbing
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06:09:00 <Leon> i feel ashamed to be a male sometimes
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06:09:00 <The_Guy> love isn't what you can strive for...otherwise ur forcing it. love just....happens
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06:09:00 <DaemonicTeddy> meh...its just males giving males a bad name. its not like we're all arseholes. lol
06:09:00 <Leon> The_Guy, you know what i mean
06:09:00 <The_Guy> it
06:09:00 <xcvcx> maybe you'd like a pussyy leon??
06:09:00 <Leon> i have a cat thanks
06:10:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:10:00 <The_Guy> eeewwwwww
06:10:00 <The_Guy> :p
06:10:00 <Leon> hah
06:10:00 <linying> ...gotta get it where you can these days...
06:15:00 * Now talking in #Melbourne
06:15:00 * Topic is '[18:34] * BeerBellyMelb wonders if any girls here love pigging out on junk food :) im looking for cute chubby chicks to chat to hehe - [ #Exclusive-Events Presents Search For A Model - Friday 11th June ]'
06:15:00 * Set by RDJ on Sat Jun 05 18:34:33
06:15:00 <Passi0n> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
06:16:00 <Leon> wipeout!
06:16:00 <Passi0n> LOL
06:16:00 <Passi0n> ok try again
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06:16:00 <Passi0n> weeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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06:16:00 <Leon> HANGING 10!!!!!!!!!
06:16:00 <Passi0n> w000000000000000
06:16:00 <linying> Must've been AustNet getting rid of all the snoozers...
06:16:00 <Passi0n> comeon, your turn
06:17:00 <The_Guy> and the one's not snoozing :s
06:17:00 <Leon> i don't surf :P
06:17:00 <Passi0n> weeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEE
06:17:00 <Passi0n> not even the web?
06:17:00 <hiphop> why u ppl up so early
06:17:00 <Leon> ain't gone to bed yet
06:17:00 <hiphop> im in perth man
06:17:00 <hiphop> nah
06:18:00 <Passi0n> in a yank :((((((( so its afternoon for me
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06:18:00 <hiphop> ahhh really
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06:18:00 <Passi0n> but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dun tell nobody!!
06:18:00 <hiphop> nice one
06:18:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - why is there someone who ALWAYS asks while we're up early, seemingly not realising that they're up early too?
06:18:00 <Passi0n> LOL
06:18:00 <hiphop> i know why im still up
06:18:00 <hiphop> i cant sleep
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06:18:00 <Passi0n> you need sex0r to wear u out then
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06:19:00 <The_Guy> u offering? :/
06:19:00 <The_Guy> :p
06:19:00 <Passi0n> i dont do sex0r, i just do sux0r
06:19:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:19:00 <hiphop> lo,l yeah
06:19:00 <hiphop> maybe i should have a wank hehe]
06:19:00 <The_Guy> nice
06:20:00 <The_Guy> maybe you shouldn't tell everyone :|
06:20:00 <Passi0n> wank wank wank......need help?
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06:20:00 <hiphop> hehe
06:20:00 <hiphop> depends whos hands doin it
06:20:00 * Passi0n offers her hand
06:20:00 <The_Guy> there ya go. lol
06:20:00 <Passi0n> preferrably my mouth but if u want hand, hand it is
06:20:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:20:00 <hiphop> hehe i gto mouth
06:21:00 <hiphop> dunno where either have been thou
06:21:00 <Passi0n> doesnt matter where they been as long as you got somewhere for them to go!
06:21:00 <The_Guy> why don't you guys arrange a meet? :)
06:22:00 <Aly> im patting my pussy!
06:22:00 <Passi0n> cuz atm it'll take me 24 hours to get there at best
06:22:00 <The_Guy> hehhee i know :)
06:23:00 <Passi0n> but hey other than that nothing stopping me ;D
06:23:00 <Passi0n> unless u cant pay ;)
06:23:00 <Passi0n> j/k
06:23:00 <hiphop> i dont get horny by net slags
06:23:00 <hiphop> u dun know whos at the other end
06:23:00 <hiphop> cyber is only for virgins how can u compare it with the real thing
06:23:00 <Aly> me and my pussy are going to bed.....goodnight all:)
06:23:00 <Passi0n> im no slag and i'll refrain from lowering myself to your level and not call you a name in return
06:23:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - you just said you wanted head from her..so why do i doubt that>? lol
06:24:00 <hiphop> lol
06:24:00 <hiphop> not her
06:24:00 <hiphop> shes no good being otherside the country man
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06:24:00 <^aLyCe-> Leviathan
06:24:00 <The_Guy> so after finding that out, you slag her off NOW? lol
06:24:00 <biggcock> hi
06:25:00 <Passi0n> and im definately not a virgin being married twice already, so I do know that this net bullshit aint the real thing
06:25:00 <Passi0n> hence why i am not taking one word of it seriously
06:25:00 <hiphop> yep
06:25:00 <hiphop> shes a slag
06:25:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:25:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n - seriously or to heart?
06:26:00 <Passi0n> and if i was honestly trying to pick up and you shot me down, do u think there arent like 50 million others waiting to take ur place?
06:26:00 <Passi0n> yeah whatever floats ya boat The_Guy :D
06:26:00 <The_Guy> water seems to do that :/
06:26:00 <hiphop> fuk havin sex after marrige
06:27:00 <hiphop> i cant have dinners b4 sex
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06:27:00 <Passi0n> what?
06:27:00 <Leon> i can't eat before sex either
06:27:00 <Passi0n> LOL OMG
06:27:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - boasting it, automatically puts in doubt that
06:27:00 <hiphop> no i mean
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06:27:00 <Leon> :P
06:27:00 <Passi0n> leon why?
06:27:00 <hiphop> like chicks that are goody goodys an u have to do all the nice shit just to get a root
06:27:00 <hiphop> an u dont even end up gettin one
06:28:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:28:00 <Passi0n> lol
06:28:00 <Passi0n> nah i was a cheerleader, you know im a sure thing :D
06:28:00 <The_Guy> hiphop = are you a feminist by chance?
06:28:00 <hiphop> lol
06:28:00 <Passi0n> cheerleaders are always easy
06:28:00 <Leon> Passi0n, i just feel too 'heavy' to be fooling around
06:28:00 <hiphop> i like me gurls to be very feminem
06:28:00 <hiphop> to a degree
06:28:00 <Passi0n> well ive never been accused of being a bloke
06:28:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - define feminism
06:29:00 <Leon> Passi0n, not to your face :P
06:29:00 <biggcock> ping
06:29:00 <Leon> :P~
06:29:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:29:00 <hiphop> i cant be fuked
06:29:00 <Passi0n> male supremist(sp)
06:29:00 <hiphop> too tired
06:29:00 <Passi0n> hiphop cuz you dont know!
06:29:00 <hiphop> im jsut dribblin shit
06:29:00 <The_Guy> thought as much. lol
06:29:00 <Passi0n> lol
06:29:00 <hiphop> me brain aint really in a thinkin mood atm
06:30:00 <Passi0n> Leon: does that come with old age?
06:30:00 <hiphop> hehe sure does
06:30:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - EVERYONE uses that excuse. lol
06:30:00 <hiphop> come by other things also
06:30:00 <Leon> Passi0n, what exactly?
06:30:00 <hiphop> hehe they sure do
06:30:00 <Passi0n> maybe you should put ur brain in think mode b4 ur mouth
06:30:00 <Passi0n> or ur fingers in this cas
06:30:00 <Passi0n> e
06:30:00 <hiphop> maybe but i dun care i know no one off ere no one knows me
06:31:00 <Passi0n> Leon: not being able to engage in sexual activities after eating
06:31:00 <Leon> ohhh
06:31:00 <Leon> umm
06:31:00 <The_Guy> hiphop - safe behind your gangsta nick, eh hiphop?
06:31:00 <Passi0n> hiphop let's keep it that way :D
06:31:00 <Leon> nah, i think its just me
06:31:00 <hiphop> im not a gangsta
06:31:00 <Leon> i'm not that old anyway
06:31:00 <Leon> how old are you?
06:31:00 <Passi0n> Older than dirt baby!
06:31:00 <hiphop> who me
06:31:00 <Leon> sheesh
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06:32:00 <Passi0n> awww it say bye bye
06:32:00 <Passi0n> how sad
06:32:00 <Passi0n> N O T
06:32:00 <The_Guy> older than dirt? fuck, that's old all right
06:32:00 <Passi0n> yeah cuz dirt turned 30 last week
06:32:00 <The_Guy> oh? happy bday for that
06:32:00 <Passi0n> hahaha
06:32:00 <Passi0n> yeah he had one dirty lil bday
06:33:00 <Passi0n> he was all covered in dirt of all things
06:33:00 <The_Guy> that's kinky
06:33:00 <Passi0n> i know thats what i told the dirty lil bugger!
06:33:00 <The_Guy> did you put him to bed with a shovel?
06:33:00 <Passi0n> yeah as a matter of fact i did
06:33:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:34:00 <The_Guy> i don't get it though...what's the fantasy there?
06:34:00 <Passi0n> covered him up with his best friend soil
06:34:00 <The_Guy> best....freind...soil?
06:34:00 <The_Guy> your'e not talkin scat here, are you? :/
06:34:00 <Passi0n> yeah nm this is the most retarded conversation ive ever had
06:34:00 <Passi0n> NOOOOOOOO not sct
06:35:00 <Passi0n> yuk
06:35:00 <The_Guy> phew!
06:35:00 <Passi0n> soil=dirt
06:35:00 <The_Guy> retarded? look at the subject matter! :p
06:35:00 <Passi0n> lol
06:35:00 <Passi0n> it couldve been worse i guess, it couldve been scat
06:35:00 <Passi0n> blah
06:36:00 * Passi0n cringes
06:36:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:36:00 <Passi0n> sooooooooooo how's the weather in melb today anyway?
06:36:00 <The_Guy> what's the dirt thing though? i don't get it, like..
06:36:00 <The_Guy> it's fuckin cold. lol
06:36:00 <Passi0n> hotter than hell here
06:36:00 <Passi0n> its about 40C atm
06:36:00 <The_Guy> that's coz you guys are in summer now, right?
06:36:00 <Passi0n> yuppers
06:37:00 <The_Guy> we just got winter over here
06:37:00 <Passi0n> i know, i wish i was there :(
06:37:00 <The_Guy> only if ur all rugged uo
06:37:00 <The_Guy> up*
06:37:00 <The_Guy> it's about...*checks*
06:38:00 <The_Guy> 4 degs. right now
06:38:00 <SxC_KeL> yeah its cold as
06:38:00 <Passi0n> i love cold and rainy tho, its my idea of heaven
06:38:00 <The_Guy> 4 celcius. that is
06:38:00 <Passi0n> yeah
06:38:00 <Passi0n> sounds yummmy
06:39:00 <SxC_KeL> summers way better i'll trade ya passion
06:39:00 <Passi0n> u got a deal!
06:39:00 <The_Guy> you could warm up in Passi0n's place
06:39:00 <Leon> Passi0n's personal place?
06:39:00 <SxC_KeL> cool
06:39:00 <The_Guy> 40 degs over there now
06:39:00 <Leon> thats a bit rude
06:39:00 <Passi0n> hehe i dont get cold, if i start getting chilly i just do something to warm up the situation :D
06:39:00 <The_Guy> does it involve dirt? :/
06:39:00 <Passi0n> hehe Leon
06:40:00 <Passi0n> nah dirts no fun, he's too dirty, always need a shower afterwards
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06:40:00 <The_Guy> SxC_KeL - if you did get the suymmer heat, you'd be wishing you were back here again!
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06:41:00 <SxC_KeL> nah i love summer
06:42:00 <SxC_KeL> its my fav season
06:42:00 <SxC_KeL> love the beach
06:42:00 <Leon> bleh @ summer
06:42:00 <Passi0n> i went to the beach last weekend, i normally just go out the back and swim in the pool and do my laps and stuff
06:42:00 <The_Guy> my fav thing about summer is = heat = gals in bikinis :p
06:43:00 <SxC_KeL> lol
06:43:00 <SxC_KeL> trust
06:43:00 <The_Guy> hey - don't say you don't perve on guys without the shirts and lil shorts!
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06:43:00 <The_Guy> :)
06:44:00 <SxC_KeL> yeah of course i do
06:44:00 <The_Guy> exactly. hehehe
06:45:00 * bdsmSlave21m asks if any gal arnd here wants a slave
06:45:00 <Leon> bugger off!
06:45:00 <Passi0n> LOL
06:45:00 <The_Guy> there ya go. lol
06:45:00 <Leon> shoo!
06:45:00 <Aly> who you shooing leon?
06:45:00 <The_Guy> yes Leon - i was worried when i saw his nick on too
06:45:00 <The_Guy> i knew what was comin :s
06:46:00 <Passi0n> hahahaha
06:46:00 <Leon> Aly, the bdsm fool
06:46:00 <Aly> lol
06:46:00 <Leon> thinks he can just barge in and interupt the convo with that shit
06:46:00 <SxC_KeL> lol
06:46:00 <Passi0n> lol
06:47:00 <The_Guy> well, it's not that, it's what he's saying that gets me more
06:47:00 <Aly> hahah
06:47:00 <Leon> yeah.. thats what i said wasn't it?
06:47:00 <Leon> 'that shit'
06:47:00 <Leon> i'm sure its not shit to him
06:47:00 <The_Guy> you said more on the interuption
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06:47:00 <Leon> he obviously is into that fetish
06:47:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:47:00 <Leon> which is fine
06:47:00 <The_Guy> true
06:47:00 <Leon> but...
06:47:00 <Leon> fuck off
06:48:00 <The_Guy> but he's also in the wrong chan too
06:48:00 <Passi0n> i'll make him my slave and beat him for even bringing "that shit" up
06:48:00 <Leon> its 6:48 am
06:48:00 <Leon> and he's asking for a slave
06:48:00 <Leon> at least wait for prime time
06:48:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:48:00 <Leon> when his shit would get merged into other peoples shit
06:48:00 <SxC_KeL> nah hes sayin he'll b a slave
06:48:00 <Aly> hmm
06:48:00 <linying> ...ah huh...
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06:48:00 <Passi0n> hahahahahaha
06:48:00 <Leon> yeah i know
06:48:00 <Aly> lol
06:48:00 <Aly> hahahaha
06:49:00 <The_Guy> and creatied a huge shit explosion
06:49:00 <Passi0n> hahahahaha
06:49:00 <Passi0n> shit everywhere now damnit
06:49:00 <The_Guy> there was poo....everywhere!
06:49:00 <The_Guy> he better clean it up too
06:49:00 <Leon> no wonder this channel is pure excrement
06:49:00 <The_Guy> being a slave and all
06:49:00 <Passi0n> cover it with DIRT!!
06:49:00 <Leon> hah
06:49:00 <Leon> shit cleaner
06:49:00 <Leon> he prolly likes scat too
06:49:00 <Passi0n> OH GAWD STOP
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06:50:00 * Passi0n pukes
06:50:00 <The_Guy> let's ask...
06:50:00 <Passi0n> let's not
06:50:00 <Leon> eats his masters poo poo
06:50:00 <Passi0n> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
06:50:00 <The_Guy> bdsmSlave21m - do you like scat?
06:50:00 <Leon> raaaaaaaaaaaaank
06:50:00 <knoppix> where are the ops?
06:50:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:50:00 <Leon> they went on a ride
06:50:00 <Passi0n> The_Guy im beginning to wonder about you and scat as much as you've brought it up today
06:51:00 <Leon> the net split ride
06:51:00 <Passi0n> WeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEe
06:51:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n - for the record, i've brought it up twice - and both of it was brought up in context. lol
06:51:00 <Leon> i wanna go on a net spit
06:51:00 <Passi0n> Leon: you're on one and you dont know it
06:51:00 <Leon> a net spit?
06:51:00 <Leon> who am i spitting at?
06:51:00 <Passi0n> ok The_Guy if you say so
06:51:00 <The_Guy> you missed a bitchin netsplit before dude
06:52:00 <Leon> bdsmSlave21m?
06:52:00 <The_Guy> i do
06:52:00 <Passi0n> oh spit hhahaha
06:52:00 <Passi0n> yeah him
06:52:00 <Leon> :P
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06:52:00 <Passi0n> i dont spit :D
06:52:00 <Leon> hah
06:52:00 <Leon> i feel sick :P
06:52:00 <Passi0n> its a foreign word to me
06:52:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n - do you gargle?
06:52:00 <Passi0n> spit? what's that mean?
06:52:00 <Leon> i google
06:52:00 <Passi0n> spit is what i do to my toothpaste after brushing my teeth
06:53:00 <Passi0n> gargle is for mouthwash
06:53:00 * knoppix slaps Leon around with a small 50lb Unix Manual
06:53:00 <The_Guy> what did the toothpaste ever do to you? :/
06:53:00 <Passi0n> and swallowing is for anything that reaches the back of ya throat
06:53:00 <Leon> knoppix!
06:53:00 <The_Guy> knoppix - i think that's the nerdiest slap i ever seen :/
06:53:00 <Leon> i know you don't i
06:53:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n - what about sea water? :/
06:54:00 <knoppix> well i just go linux just trying it out :)
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06:54:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:54:00 <Passi0n> well if it made the mistake of hitting the back of my throat then it gets swallowed
06:54:00 <The_Guy> the shit cleaner's left! :D
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06:54:00 <Leon> damn.. i think i just shit my pants
06:54:00 <The_Guy> huzzah, drinks for all!
06:54:00 <Leon> he would have been useful
06:54:00 <Passi0n> BAHAAHAHAHAHA
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06:55:00 <Passi0n> you nasty grot
06:55:00 <Leon> too many eggs :S
06:55:00 <Passi0n> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
06:55:00 <Aly> lol haha not the eggss
06:55:00 <The_Guy> yuck. lol
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06:55:00 <Leon> and the curry has been going through me like the southern aurora
06:55:00 <Passi0n> oh that's disgusting
06:55:00 <Leon> hah
06:56:00 <LaZz> u know whats disgusting
06:56:00 <Passi0n> oh no
06:56:00 <Leon> your breath?
06:56:00 <LaZz> nah its fresh i just brushed my teeth
06:56:00 <Passi0n> lol
06:56:00 <Leon> didn't help :/
06:56:00 <LaZz> but a chick getting fucked by a horse
06:57:00 <Passi0n> haha
06:57:00 <Passi0n> OH gawd no
06:57:00 <Leon> oh.. ya see... that doesn't bother me
06:57:00 <LaZz> lol this guy at uni had it on his laptop
06:57:00 <Passi0n> leon likes the beastiality
06:57:00 <The_Guy> i still reckon scat's worse than that
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06:57:00 <Passi0n> scat is way worse
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06:57:00 <Leon> i find it facinating
06:57:00 <LaZz> isnt it fake
06:57:00 <LaZz> scat stuff
06:57:00 <Leon> beastiality?
06:57:00 <Leon> oh
06:57:00 <Leon> nah
06:57:00 <The_Guy> scat or bestiality Leon?
06:57:00 <Leon> i seen some rank stuff
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06:58:00 <Passi0n> damn passion
06:58:00 <The_Guy> lol
06:58:00 <Leon> i find beastiality fascinating
06:58:00 <Leon> not scat
06:58:00 <Leon> eww
06:58:00 <Passi0n> YOU sick fuck!
06:58:00 <LaZz> LOL
06:58:00 <Leon> haha
06:58:00 <LaZz> whats fascinating about bestality
06:58:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n - do you think he swallows? :/
06:58:00 <Leon> doesn't mean i do it fuck ya
06:58:00 <LaZz> dont they get diseases
06:58:00 <Passi0n> holy mother of God how can you find it fascinating?
06:58:00 <Leon> coz its different...
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06:58:00 <Passi0n> ewwwwww
06:58:00 <LaZz> is it legal
06:59:00 <Leon> nah its not
06:59:00 <Passi0n> you find trannies fascinating too? they're diff
06:59:00 <The_Guy> LaZz - nope
06:59:00 <Leon> Passi0n, not in sydney they're not
06:59:00 <Leon> dime a dozen :P
06:59:00 <The_Guy> Passi0n = do you know about miriam?
06:59:00 <Passi0n> lol i lived in sydney
06:59:00 <LaZz> do u get charged for beastality
06:59:00 <LaZz> lol
06:59:00 <Passi0n> yeah i know about miriam
06:59:00 <The_Guy> LaZz - ur curiousity is most..disturbing. lol
06:59:00 <Passi0n> LaZz you wanna try it or what? come on out to the farm darling, i'll hook ya up!
06:59:00 <Leon> hahah
06:59:00 <LaZz> lol no thanks
06:59:00 <Passi0n> i'll be the farm animals pimp
07:00:00 <The_Guy> a sheep pimp
07:00:00 <Passi0n> hehe
07:00:00 <Leon> it'll be like Animal Farm..
07:00:00 <Leon> you'll love it
07:00:00 <Passi0n> i got a real nice looking lil lamb for ya ;D
07:00:00 <The_Guy> pedophile! :o
07:00:00 <Leon> mutton dressed up as lamb
07:00:00 <LaZz> i just wonder how they get the idea in their head
07:00:00 <Passi0n> and we always got a cow in heat that would love to have you try her out
07:01:00 <The_Guy> and milk her teats
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07:01:00 <Passi0n> oh yeah she'll say moooooOOOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
07:01:00 <Leon> LaZz, coz farmers spent alot of lonely nights out on the farm
07:01:00 <Leon> thats how they get the idea in their head
07:01:00 <The_Guy> bestiality is as old as recorded history LaZz - the things ppl do for sexual pleasure...
07:02:00 <Passi0n> i spent a long of lonley nights on the farm too but i never fucked an animal!
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07:02:00 <Passi0n> long=lot
07:02:00 <The_Guy> you could do with a lil bull in your life Passi0n
07:02:00 <Leon> but you've had 'animal sex' yeah? :)
07:02:00 <Passi0n> LOL
07:02:00 <Passi0n> hahahaha
07:02:00 <Passi0n> y'all stop it!
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07:03:00 <The_Guy> she said "y'all"! :D
07:03:00 <The_Guy> ur so southern! hehhehe
07:03:00 <Passi0n> i say y'all more than any other word i use :D
07:03:00 <Passi0n> stop making fun of me :~(
07:03:00 <The_Guy> awww
07:03:00 <The_Guy> nah, it's cool
07:03:00 <Passi0n> meanie~
07:03:00 <Passi0n> !
07:03:00 <The_Guy> do you say ma'am and sir too?
07:03:00 <Passi0n> yes
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07:03:00 * Leon points and makes fun
07:03:00 <The_Guy> i've tried saying ma'am before...when i was really drunk
07:04:00 <Passi0n> actually at work its sorta required cuz its a form of respect
07:04:00 <The_Guy> it sounds very dumb in an aussie accent
07:04:00 <Leon> coz aussies don't mean it
07:04:00 <Leon> it sounds put on
07:04:00 <The_Guy> sounds like your'e bahing
07:04:00 <Passi0n> yes ma'am, thank you ma'am, have a good day sir~
07:04:00 <Passi0n> !
07:04:00 <The_Guy> nah, it's the sound too
07:04:00 <Leon> which ruins the whole effect
07:04:00 <Leon> have a g'day ma'am
07:04:00 <Leon> doesn't work :P
07:05:00 <Passi0n> mmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
07:05:00 <Leon> g'day ma'am
07:05:00 <Leon> fuck off ma'am
07:05:00 <Passi0n> it's more like mayem
07:05:00 <Leon> hah
07:05:00 <Leon> mayhem
07:05:00 <The_Guy> i like it though...ma'am and sir
07:05:00 <The_Guy> we see it more on ricki lake over here
07:05:00 <Passi0n> its a sign of respect honestly
07:05:00 <Leon> yes Guy
07:06:00 <Leon> thank you Guy
07:06:00 <The_Guy> but it's got a nice sound to it
07:06:00 <Leon> have a good day Guy
07:06:00 <Passi0n> my dad made us say it to anyone older than us when we were growng up
07:06:00 <The_Guy> it just sounds dumb when you say it in our accent. lol
07:06:00 <Passi0n> hehe
07:06:00 <Passi0n> when i talk to my boss if i say yeah or yes without the sir i feel like im dissing him
07:07:00 <The_Guy> it's surprising...that some small values like that are still kept in a country reknowed for vice Passi0n :)
07:07:00 <Passi0n> i know :(
07:07:00 <The_Guy> i like it though
07:07:00 <Passi0n> dont expect me to stand up proud for the stars and stripes tho
07:07:00 <The_Guy> as long as it isn't all pervasive :)
07:08:00 <Passi0n> brb
07:08:00 <linying> ok Passi0n
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07:10:00 <The_Guy> o say can you see...
07:11:00 <Passi0n> by the dawns early light..
07:11:00 <The_Guy> lol
07:11:00 <Passi0n> it tells a story ya know
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07:11:00 <The_Guy> is that the star spangled banner?
07:11:00 <Passi0n> yes
07:11:00 <The_Guy> i was wondering that tonight
07:12:00 <Passi0n> and the nat'l anthem of the USA?
07:12:00 <The_Guy> yup
07:12:00 <Passi0n> why?
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07:12:00 <The_Guy> i was thinking home of the brave, or america the beautiful...
07:12:00 <The_Guy> and the star spangled...
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07:13:00 <sleepless`> u didnt know star spangled banner ?
07:13:00 <Leon> star strangled spanner :P
07:13:00 <The_Guy> i did. but i was wondering
07:13:00 <Passi0n> america the beautiful is another song
07:13:00 <The_Guy> do you know ours Passi0n?
07:13:00 <Passi0n> i lived in australia for 3 yrs and i wouldnt know it if i heard it
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07:13:00 <The_Guy> lol
07:14:00 <Leon> Australians all let us rejoice
07:14:00 <The_Guy> advance australia fair
07:14:00 <simon> good morning peoples
07:14:00 <Leon> for we are young and free
07:14:00 <The_Guy> for we are young and free
07:14:00 <sleepless`> stfu
07:14:00 <Passi0n> oh dear
07:14:00 <Passi0n> here we go
07:14:00 <The_Guy> we'll toil and toil (?) our wealth for soil...
07:14:00 <The_Guy> or some crap. lol
07:14:00 <Passi0n> lol u dont even know
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07:15:00 <The_Guy> our home is girt by sea
07:15:00 <Leon> our land abounds in natures gifts
07:15:00 <Leon> of beauty rich and rare
07:15:00 <Passi0n> ok my sister is having a bbq in a few hours so i guess i should be nice and go help her and visit and stuff huh
07:15:00 <The_Guy> lol
07:15:00 <Leon> in historys page.. let every stage
07:15:00 <Leon> ADVANCE
07:15:00 <Leon> AUSTRALIA
07:15:00 <Leon> FAIR
07:16:00 <sleepless`> Passi0n: only if u get a good feed out of it :P
07:16:00 <^aLyCe-> 0,13 WTF ARE U LOOKING AT CUNT?
07:16:00 <Passi0n> oh yeah i do, bbq all kinds of meat, potato salad, other salads, and a yummy desert
07:16:00 <^aLyCe-> ill BBQ your fucking spastik head
07:16:00 <Leon> The_Guy, the bit you didn't know.. 'with golden soil and wealth for toil...our home is girt by sea'
07:17:00 <Passi0n> lol
07:17:00 <sleepless`> i want to come to the BBQ !! germany has crap food
07:17:00 <Passi0n> ok have fun play nice and i'll cy'all next time sirs
07:17:00 <Leon> ciao ma'am
07:17:00 <Passi0n> hehehe
07:17:00 <The_Guy> that's the one. lol. thanks dude. heh heh
07:17:00 <Passi0n> bye y'all :D
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07:18:00 <^aLyCe-> salam slut
07:18:00 <Leon> i like how most people don't even know what 'girt' means
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07:18:00 <The_Guy> i know it at least. hehehhe
07:18:00 <Leon> they should really explain the lyrics to students
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