// #mature`18+ — 2019-01-11
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02:48:37 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
02:48:48 <GoldSpade> lol
02:48:54 Mode: (by HellFury) +m
02:48:57 <HellFury> !add tosser goldspade
02:49:12 Kick: GoldSpade was kicked by HellFury (out moron - #79)
02:58:08 Mode: (by HellFury) -m
03:18:06 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
06:58:00 <HellFury> goldspade got under my skin at 2 am
06:58:00 <HellFury> i swear i almost said something that i regret later lol
06:58:00 <HellFury> but i went boot instead
06:59:00 <HellFury> kept feeling my ass and talking about eating it
06:59:00 <e|f> >_>
06:59:00 <HellFury> i dunno if i'll cop a rip or not
06:59:00 <HellFury> but Sutekh said that we should not tolerate that sort of shit
07:01:00 <HellFury> i just ignored til he went over board
07:07:03 Join: dr_bibble ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
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07:34:00 <HellFury> neice 15 posts up about parents threatening kids with beatings and then spells panel the PNG way... penal
07:34:00 <HellFury> 28 yr old cousin looks in and says its panel.... then says jax you saw the post why didn't you correct her?
07:34:00 <HellFury> lol
07:34:00 <HellFury> i go what post i only saw it now coz you commented
07:35:00 <HellFury> free Education in PNG fails the children
07:35:00 <e|f> lol
07:36:00 <HellFury> and you wonder why so many drop out between grade 3-7
07:36:00 <HellFury> i had to laugh at penal but
08:40:00 <damian> !add tosser HellFury
08:40:00 <damian> nice
08:40:00 <damian> what does the tosser list do
08:41:00 <damian> !add tosser damian
08:41:00 <lx> 12 This one makes Ayres Rock look pretty sharp!
08:41:00 <lx> 12 Your Old Spice isn't making it. Try Pine'O'Clean.
08:41:00 <damian> lol.
08:41:00 <damian> !remove tosser damian
08:41:00 <damian> !dele tosser damian
08:41:00 <damian> !del tosser damian
08:41:00 <damian> man, should do that to Devil
08:41:00 <damian> he'll get so mad
08:41:00 <e|f> lol
08:41:00 <damian> !add tosser Devil45
08:42:00 <damian> do you know much powershell elf?
08:42:00 <e|f> not really but i could look it up and go from there
08:43:00 <HellFury> hang on
08:43:00 <HellFury> tosser list is when someone comes in and their on that list
08:43:00 <HellFury> the bot cones
08:43:00 <Kezzie> 100ml it is next turs now the 80 ml didnt go off daughter got 6th div $71
08:44:00 <HellFury> i think
08:44:00 <HellFury> !list admin
08:44:00 <HellFury> !list admins
08:44:00 <HellFury> yeh
08:45:00 <HellFury> your admin so bot won't ban if you are on the list
08:45:00 <HellFury> shifting stuff slowly into garage
08:45:00 <HellFury> i have a feeling i have a house inspection coming up
08:46:00 <HellFury> everytime i put things in garage
08:46:00 <HellFury> he fucken takes em out
08:46:00 <HellFury> its not him cleaning the house
08:46:00 <HellFury> its me
08:58:00 <HellFury> gota ya
08:59:00 <HellFury> gotcha
08:59:00 <HellFury> i was sort of close lol
09:09:00 <damian> !help tosser
09:09:00 <damian> oo no flood threshold?
09:09:00 <damian> !help cone
09:10:00 <damian> damn, how it got so good sendq
09:10:00 <e|f> lol
09:33:00 <lx> 12 OK, so who let you in?
09:37:42 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
09:37:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa e|f e|f
09:50:01 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
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09:50:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa HellFury HellFury
09:55:38 <HellFury> goldspade got under my skin at 2 am
09:55:54 <HellFury> i swear i almost said something that i regret later lol
09:55:59 <HellFury> but i went boot instead
09:56:15 <HellFury> kept feeling my ass and talking about eating it
09:56:37 <e|f> >_>
09:56:40 <HellFury> i dunno if i'll cop a rip or not
09:56:58 <HellFury> but Sutekh said that we should not tolerate that sort of shit
09:58:10 <HellFury> i just ignored til he went over board
10:08:00 <Devil45> you added that did you?
10:10:28 * /run: unable to open file 'telnet'
10:13:00 <Devil45> im guessing it might be a greet function
10:14:00 <Devil45> !status
10:14:00 <Devil45> but um
10:14:00 <Devil45> why did i get it?
10:14:00 <Devil45> [12:03] <lx> OK, so who let you in? <- why did i get that when i came in
10:16:00 <Devil45> speaking of tossers - did you sort that bug out with nicks being added (like deadpandashits)?
10:18:00 <Devil45> ok e|f who is blink arguing with in melb?
10:18:00 <Devil45> not you i hope
10:18:00 <e|f> not sure
10:19:00 <Devil45> is he hearing voices?
10:23:00 <Devil45> foxtel ;p cant see why - nothing funny about women with fake boobs stripping on camera. quite sad actually.
10:24:00 <Devil45> well cheap eye candy for some guys
10:31:27 <HellFury> neice 15 posts up about parents threatening kids with beatings and then spells panel the PNG way... penal
10:31:53 <HellFury> 28 yr old cousin looks in and says its panel.... then says jax you saw the post why didn't you correct her?
10:31:54 <HellFury> lol
10:32:00 <Devil45> i got a tape of one episode dated 2/01/2004
10:32:00 <Devil45> somewhere
10:32:05 <HellFury> i go what post i only saw it now coz you commented
10:32:52 <HellFury> free Education in PNG fails the children
10:33:00 <Devil45> its considered soft porn
10:33:00 <Devil45> oh thats a bit mean
10:33:01 <e|f> lol
10:33:08 <HellFury> and you wonder why so many drop out between grade 3-7
10:33:19 <HellFury> i had to laugh at penal but
10:34:00 <Devil45> considering he was around in 2004
10:34:00 <Devil45> well it could have been earlier
10:34:00 <Devil45> i only saw one episode
10:34:00 <Devil45> didnt like michelles fake boobs
10:34:00 <Devil45> she was the blonde bimbo
10:35:00 <Devil45> think her boobs starved her brain of oxygen
10:37:00 <Devil45> looks like tisk is craving a fan base
10:49:00 <Devil45> think ill watch some hey dad on youtube - not interested in the irc aussie idol finals in melb room
10:49:00 <e|f> lol
10:50:00 <Devil45> and if anyone starts quoting lyrics to xanadu ill leave that room.
10:55:00 <HellFury> resorted to air con
10:55:00 <HellFury> i got a splitting headache and its humid
11:01:39 Topic Is: "Everybody knows that when you light up a cigarette, God takes an hour off your life and gives it to Keith Richards" - Billy Connolly
11:01:39 Set By: (Devil45) on: Mon Jan 07 12:37:26 2019
11:10:00 <damian> MWUAHAHAHAHAHA
11:11:00 <damian> IT WAS MEEEEEE
11:14:00 <HellFury> you did what
11:14:00 <HellFury> lol
11:25:00 <damian> [12:33:37pm] (@lx) OK, so who let you in?
11:25:00 <damian> [01:08:23pm] * @Devil45 glares at the bot
11:25:00 <damian> [01:08:31pm] (@Devil45) you added that did you?
11:26:00 <damian> (@Devil45) foxtel ;p cant see why - nothing funny about women with fake boobs stripping on camera. quite sad actually.
11:26:00 <damian> when i was 15 that was some of the only quick porn i could get
11:26:00 <Devil45> so im not into comedy right now
11:27:00 <damian> what's up bud
11:27:00 <damian> !del tosser Devil45
11:27:00 <Devil45> and im annoyed at e|f not warning energizer for using a racist term in melb
11:27:00 <Devil45> i hate the N word
11:27:00 <Devil45> in *any* context
11:27:00 <damian> it was a song quote though
11:28:00 <Devil45> kanye west?
11:28:00 <Devil45> then its shit
11:28:00 <damian> lol, i dont know who it is
11:28:00 <Devil45> yea its kanye west
11:29:00 <Devil45> which explains it
11:29:00 <Devil45> hes married to a kardashian
11:29:00 <Devil45> which makes it worse
11:37:43 <damian> !add tosser HellFury
11:37:49 <damian> nice
11:38:00 <damian> what does the tosser list do
11:38:05 <damian> !add tosser damian
11:38:08 Set By: (Devil45) on: Mon Jan 07 12:37:25 2019
11:38:08 <lx> This one makes Ayres Rock look pretty sharp!
11:38:15 <lx> Your Old Spice isn't making it. Try Pine'O'Clean.
11:38:17 <damian> lol.
11:38:22 <damian> !remove tosser damian
11:38:25 <damian> !dele tosser damian
11:38:27 <damian> !del tosser damian
11:38:28 Mode: (by e|f) +v damian
11:38:42 <damian> man, should do that to Devil
11:38:44 <damian> he'll get so mad
11:38:48 <e|f> lol
11:38:49 <damian> !add tosser Devil45
11:39:16 <damian> do you know much powershell elf?
11:39:31 <e|f> not really but i could look it up and go from there
11:40:00 <Devil45> [13:56] <damian> when i was 15 that was some of the only quick porn i could get <- when i was 15 i was reading playboy and watching some sneaky x-rated videotapes at a mates house.
11:40:00 <Devil45> yep - x-rated - not legal for public sale in sa
11:40:26 <HellFury> hang on
11:40:35 <HellFury> tosser list is when someone comes in and their on that list
11:40:41 <HellFury> the bot cones
11:40:45 <Kezzie> 100ml it is next turs now the 80 ml didnt go off daughter got 6th div $71
11:41:10 <HellFury> it won't cone you either damian Glenn added you as a admin/op
11:41:39 <HellFury> i think
11:41:42 <HellFury> !list admin
11:41:49 <HellFury> !list admins
11:41:55 <HellFury> yeh
11:42:04 <HellFury> your admin so bot won't ban if you are on the list
11:42:41 <HellFury> shifting stuff slowly into garage
11:42:49 <HellFury> i have a feeling i have a house inspection coming up
11:43:00 <Devil45> [14:09] <Tim-Sim> omg got all the gossip from the folks <- hence the mrs mangel comment
11:43:00 <Devil45> i guess he never watched 'neighbours'
11:43:06 <HellFury> everytime i put things in garage
11:43:09 <HellFury> he fucken takes em out
11:43:34 <HellFury> its not him cleaning the house
11:43:35 <HellFury> its me
11:55:12 <Glenn> ...er, not quite HellFury. If a user is identified as a "tosser" then the bot greets with an appropriate message. If the user is listed as a "cone", then there will be peace for an hour... unless an op removes from the channel.
11:55:18 <Glenn> ...er, not quite HellFury. If a user is identified as a "tosser" then the bot greets with an appropriate message. If the user is listed as a "cone", then there will be peace for an hour... unless an op removes from the channel.
11:55:33 <Glenn> !help tosser
11:55:50 <Glenn> !help cone
11:56:04 <HellFury> gota ya
11:56:06 <HellFury> gotcha
11:56:29 <Glenn> The !help commands give reasonable explanation.
11:56:55 <HellFury> i was sort of close lol
11:57:08 <Glenn> Yeah... sort of! :)
12:03:51 <Glenn> !list tossers
12:03:51 <Glenn> !list cones
12:06:34 <damian> !help tosser
12:06:42 <damian> oo no flood threshold?
12:06:46 <damian> !help cone
12:06:55 <damian> !help tosser
12:06:56 <damian> !help cone
12:06:57 <damian> !help tosser
12:06:58 <damian> !help cone
12:06:59 <damian> !help tosser
12:07:00 <damian> !help cone
12:07:00 <damian> !help tosser
12:07:01 <damian> !help cone
12:07:02 <damian> !help tosser
12:07:02 <damian> !help cone
12:07:16 <damian> damn, how it got so good sendq
12:07:39 <e|f> lol
12:09:50 <Glenn> :P
12:10:31 <Glenn> There is a flodd setting... perhaps channel owner hasn't enabled.
12:10:35 <Glenn> !status
12:11:01 <Glenn> Yes, currently "OFF"
12:11:40 <Glenn> !help flooding
12:11:50 <Glenn> !help set
12:12:25 <Glenn> ...mmmm... not "help" for that setting. Must be an implied one.
12:30:41 Join: Devil45 ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
12:30:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Devil45 Devil45
12:30:41 <lx> OK, so who let you in?
12:44:01 <Glenn> <*smirk*>
13:05:27 * Devil45 glares at the bot
13:05:35 <Devil45> you added that did you?
13:07:00 <Devil45> !list tossers
13:08:00 <Devil45> !del tosser HellFury
13:10:49 * Glenn never done it!
13:11:02 <Devil45> im guessing it might be a greet function
13:11:13 <Devil45> !status
13:11:16 <Glenn> Yeah... for tossers.
13:11:23 <Devil45> but um
13:11:30 <Devil45> why did i get it?
13:11:31 <Glenn> HellFury was getting tossers and cones confused.
13:11:45 <Glenn> Maybe she was just practising.
13:12:04 <Devil45> [12:03] <lx> OK, so who let you in? <- why did i get that when i came in
13:13:00 <HellFury> !insult blink Student
13:13:00 <HellFury> 3:13p -lx ([email protected])- ---> <blink> Student... Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
13:13:00 <HellFury> so true
13:13:14 <Devil45> speaking of tossers - did you sort that bug out with nicks being added (like deadpandashits)?
13:14:00 <Devil45> i have it
13:14:00 <HellFury> 3:14p -lx ([email protected])- ---> <blink> Student... Go play on a freeway you moron.
13:14:00 <HellFury> Pong said he was stupid
13:14:00 <HellFury> 2:24p (Kezzie) <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Idiot i am
13:14:31 * Devil45 checks my whois. nope not in pooland
13:15:43 <Devil45> ok e|f who is blink arguing with in melb?
13:15:53 <Devil45> not you i hope
13:15:55 <e|f> not sure
13:16:00 <Devil45> where was that?
13:16:11 <Devil45> is he hearing voices?
13:17:00 <damian> lol wtf lx
13:18:00 <Devil45> insults work on your own name too im told
13:18:00 <Devil45> !blonde
13:19:00 <Devil45> bah
13:19:00 <Devil45> [15:48] -lx- Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares? <- one for smellevra maybe?
13:19:00 <Devil45> who added goldspade to the tosser list?
13:19:57 <Devil45> [12:51] <Glenn> Ah... bring back the "nightly "Naked News". <- i think it was on the comedy channel years ago.
13:20:00 <HellFury> me
13:20:00 <Devil45> he hasnt been on in years
13:20:00 <HellFury> its pliv
13:20:00 <HellFury> not the real goldspade
13:20:00 <Devil45> ah
13:20:00 <Devil45> pliv still stealing id is he?
13:20:00 <Devil45> i will give credit that day damian came in the melb room as 'braker'
13:20:35 <Devil45> foxtel ;p cant see why - nothing funny about women with fake boobs stripping on camera. quite sad actually.
13:21:00 <Devil45> we all thought it was the real one
13:21:00 <Devil45> but that wasnt id stealing - he was testing something
13:21:34 <Devil45> well cheap eye candy for some guys
13:22:49 Mode: (by HellFury) +v damian
13:29:17 <Glenn> The lass pads out in front of the camera, starts reading the news using a tele-prompter. As she was doing this, and without batting an eyelid, she quietly drops everything as though it was all quite normal. No shyness, no coyness... could believe what I was seeing the first time I saw it!
13:29:55 <Devil45> i got a tape of one episode dated 2/01/2004
13:29:59 <Devil45> somewhere
13:30:01 <Glenn> At the ad break, a new lass appears and goes through the same routine.
13:30:49 <Devil45> its considered soft porn
13:30:50 <Glenn> I think all that happened before damian's time. :P
13:30:58 <Devil45> oh thats a bit mean
13:31:09 <Glenn> <*roflmao*>
13:31:09 <Devil45> considering he was around in 2004
13:31:16 <Glenn> ...just?
13:31:24 <Devil45> well it could have been earlier
13:31:29 <Devil45> i only saw one episode
13:31:35 <Devil45> didnt like michelles fake boobs
13:31:45 <Glenn> I saw a couple... then gave it the miss.
13:31:47 <Devil45> she was the blonde bimbo
13:32:27 <Devil45> think her boobs starved her brain of oxygen
13:34:58 <Devil45> looks like tisk is craving a fan base
13:37:00 <HellFury> must be
13:46:07 <Devil45> think ill watch some hey dad on youtube - not interested in the irc aussie idol finals in melb room
13:46:31 <e|f> lol
13:47:34 <Devil45> and if anyone starts quoting lyrics to xanadu ill leave that room.
13:51:00 <Devil45> he got us a beauty when he said he was the good looking one
13:52:36 <HellFury> resorted to air con
13:52:46 <HellFury> i got a splitting headache and its humid
14:08:04 <damian> MWUAHAHAHAHAHA
14:08:09 <damian> IT WAS MEEEEEE
14:11:51 <HellFury> you did what
14:11:52 <HellFury> lol
14:22:49 <damian> [12:33:37pm] (@lx) OK, so who let you in?
14:22:49 <damian> [12:46:57pm] (@Glenn) <*smirk*>
14:22:49 <damian> [01:08:23pm] * @Devil45 glares at the bot
14:22:49 <damian> [01:08:31pm] (@Devil45) you added that did you?
14:23:43 <damian> (@Devil45) foxtel ;p cant see why - nothing funny about women with fake boobs stripping on camera. quite sad actually.
14:23:49 * Devil45 is not in a goodmood today
14:23:52 <damian> when i was 15 that was some of the only quick porn i could get
14:23:58 * damian hugs
14:24:03 <Devil45> so im not into comedy right now
14:24:16 <damian> what's up bud
14:24:19 <damian> !del tosser Devil45
14:24:27 <Devil45> and im annoyed at e|f not warning energizer for using a racist term in melb
14:24:33 <Devil45> i hate the N word
14:24:38 <Devil45> in *any* context
14:24:59 <damian> it was a song quote though
14:25:15 <Devil45> kanye west?
14:25:22 <Devil45> then its shit
14:25:33 <damian> lol, i dont know who it is
14:26:05 <Devil45> yea its kanye west
14:26:10 <Devil45> which explains it
14:26:22 <Devil45> hes married to a kardashian
14:26:28 <Devil45> which makes it worse
14:33:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
14:37:13 <Devil45> [13:56] <damian> when i was 15 that was some of the only quick porn i could get <- when i was 15 i was reading playboy and watching some sneaky x-rated videotapes at a mates house.
14:37:41 <Devil45> yep - x-rated - not legal for public sale in sa
14:40:24 <Devil45> [14:09] <Tim-Sim> omg got all the gossip from the folks <- hence the mrs mangel comment
14:40:36 <Devil45> i guess he never watched 'neighbours'
14:59:00 <^bozoJim> good afternoon Devil45
15:41:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h8m42s]
16:05:06 <Devil45> !list tossers
16:05:17 <Devil45> !del tosser HellFury
16:10:38 <HellFury> !insult blink Student
16:11:01 <HellFury> 3:13p -lx ([email protected])- ---> <blink> Student... Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
16:11:02 <HellFury> so true
16:11:06 <HellFury> !insult blink Student
16:11:13 <Devil45> i have it
16:11:27 <HellFury> 3:14p -lx ([email protected])- ---> <blink> Student... Go play on a freeway you moron.
16:11:33 <HellFury> Pong said he was stupid
16:11:57 <HellFury> 2:24p (Kezzie) <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Idiot i am
16:13:21 <Devil45> where was that?
16:14:20 <damian> lol wtf lx
16:15:58 <Devil45> insults work on your own name too im told
16:16:04 <Devil45> !blonde
16:16:09 <Devil45> bah
16:16:25 <Devil45> [15:48] -lx- Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares? <- one for smellevra maybe?
16:16:57 <Devil45> who added goldspade to the tosser list?
16:17:14 <HellFury> me
16:17:16 <Devil45> he hasnt been on in years
16:17:21 <HellFury> its pliv
16:17:25 <HellFury> not the real goldspade
16:17:28 <Devil45> ah
16:17:36 <Devil45> pliv still stealing id is he?
16:18:01 <Devil45> i will give credit that day damian came in the melb room as 'braker'
16:18:08 <Devil45> we all thought it was the real one
16:18:45 <Devil45> but that wasnt id stealing - he was testing something
16:34:16 <HellFury> must be
16:49:00 <Devil45> he got us a beauty when he said he was the good looking one
17:30:08 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
17:56:33 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #Mature`18+
17:56:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa ^bozoJim ^bozoJim
17:56:47 <^bozoJim> good afternoon Devil45
18:02:31 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Quit: Three important rules of getting older: stay close to a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart!
18:38:49 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h8m42s]
19:47:30 Quit: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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19:51:00 <Bonny> tell that to the person that gives them voice
21:06:35 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
22:18:59 <Glenn> "ABC" should remain -voice in #Melbourne. Seems to have a very limited vocabulary.
22:48:16 <Bonny> tell that to the person that gives them voice
22:51:11 Quit: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) Quit:
23:07:38 <Glenn> Year... he was using colourful and colloquial language in another channel, to no-one in particular.
23:07:48 <Glenn> ...yeah...
23:15:26 <Glenn> Might have been L00pey...
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