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42:16 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
50:00 <HellFury> i woke up after nap yesterday got up didn't put glasses on reached for my bottled of iced tea
51:00 <HellFury> opened it and then my eyes hone in on this massive huntsman spider....
51:00 <HellFury> i legit freaked threw the empty bottle across the bed with the spider
51:00 <HellFury> ;/
51:00 <Devil45> did you do a pandas and put him outside or did you get pat to kill it?
51:00 <HellFury> no pat wasn't home
51:00 <Devil45> pandas reckons he puts spiders outside hes not allowed to kill them
52:00 <HellFury> i literally threw both spider and bottle onto the bed
52:00 <HellFury> and we had to get a new doona
52:00 <HellFury> mines soaked through
52:00 <HellFury> and now really sticky
52:00 <Devil45> spider was on the bottle?
52:00 <HellFury> i would rather kill the big ones then touch them
52:00 <HellFury> yeh
52:00 <HellFury> and getting ready to pounce on me
52:00 <Devil45> i would have killed it
52:00 <Devil45> with a shoe
52:00 <HellFury> i almost had a heart attack
52:00 <Devil45> *whack!*
53:00 <HellFury> i have arachnaphobia
53:00 <HellFury> sara and i ran from the room
53:00 <HellFury> then i went back in and tried to save my doona :(
53:00 <Devil45> i dont like em. i kill em if they inside
53:00 <HellFury> mine is pure fear
53:00 <Devil45> but if they small and harmless - near a door i might be nice and put em outside
53:00 <HellFury> ive been like that since i was a kid
53:00 <Devil45> :)
53:00 <HellFury> i can't touch them or look
54:00 <Devil45> id scoop em in a dustpan
54:00 <HellFury> but i will tolerate them if their tiny
54:00 <Devil45> or with a piece of card and take em out
54:00 <HellFury> but mostly i just run and get pat to get rid of it
54:00 <HellFury> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtml
54:00 <Devil45> i kill the annoying ones - either with a shoe or high potency spray
54:00 <HellFury> but coz i was alone i freaked and then destroyed doona
55:00 <Devil45> the spray works fast
55:00 <Devil45> remember how i once said i used it outside was gagging for ages? thats what the spray does - it restricts breathing - thus speeding up death to insects and spiders
55:00 <Devil45> since they breathe air
55:00 <HellFury> either way
55:00 <HellFury> i cleaned under bed
55:00 <Devil45> spray em and they suffocate
55:00 <HellFury> lets hope it moves
56:00 <Devil45> why didnt you kill the bloody thing with a shoe? or get pat when he came home to get rid of it?
56:00 <Devil45> thats how you overcome fear
56:00 <Devil45> whack em
57:00 <Devil45> ok so a huntsman bit big
57:00 <Devil45> if he was on a wall youd have more success hitting him with a shoe
57:00 <damian> that's mean!
57:00 <damian> take it out to the bush so it can live a happy life
57:00 <Devil45> god no
57:00 <Devil45> if it intrudes in my home it dies
57:00 <damian> haha
57:00 <damian> does the same apply for people
58:00 <Devil45> but if its a tiny garden spider - harmless - see above
58:00 <damian> i kill any spider that's black. i let all others live
58:00 <Devil45> i take em outside most times - be like 'no reason for you to die in the wrong place mate'
59:00 <Devil45> if its a redback - which are female - intrude in my home - they are dead meat
00:00 <damian> redback males dont even have redbacks
00:00 <damian> what a cop
00:00 <Devil45> and they dont bite
00:00 <Devil45> the females do
01:00 <Devil45> they are aggressive buggers. extreme weather brings em out
01:00 <HellFury> closed all the windows
02:00 <HellFury> its really blowing rain and wind
02:00 <Devil45> i once tossed a huntsman over a neighbours fence...
02:00 <Devil45> years ago.
02:00 <damian> i remember having to deal with red backs so much as a kid .. i think i've seen one since i've lived in melbourne
02:00 <HellFury> thundering :S
02:00 <damian> we're getting heavy wind tomorrow afternoon. it's meant to be 45'C, then in the afternoon 70kmh winds
03:00 <Devil45> 45° ? wtf?
03:00 <HellFury> its both wind rain and thundering
03:00 <HellFury> :S
03:00 <HellFury> we got a low laying drive way
03:00 <Devil45> where is this heat coming from?
03:00 <HellFury> i may have to put down something to stop the garage getting flooded
03:00 <Devil45> if its a system moving eastwards from wa - send it back to l00peyd0g
03:00 <damian> the devil farted
03:00 <damian> wait you're devil
03:00 <damian> YOU FARTED AND MADE IT HOT
04:00 <Devil45> nothing to do with me - HellFury is the one who farts
04:00 <HellFury> not me
04:00 <damian> ohhh
04:00 <damian> between the devil and the fury from hell
04:00 <HellFury> i haven't farted today
04:00 <damian> you both fart and i get stinky 45'C days
04:00 <Devil45> as i said
04:00 <damian> why do you hate me
04:00 <Devil45> nothing to do with me
04:00 <Devil45> blame smellevra
04:00 <Devil45> :)
05:00 <Devil45> and tim-sim
05:00 <Devil45> cant believe tim made that stupid remark about being the only normal person on irc
05:00 <Devil45> so i called him out for his xmas day drunken rambling yesterday
16:00 <damian> everyone on irc thinks they're the normal person on irc
17:00 <Devil45> [12:34] <damian> why do you hate me <- who hates you? give me their names and ill personally make their lives miserable ;p
17:00 <damian> because they only see the other people on irc, and no one acts 100% themselves on here, everyone is hidden behind a shade of anonimidity
17:00 <damian> h ahaha
17:00 <Devil45> ive never said i was normal
17:00 <Devil45> im not abnormal either but never said i was perfect or normal
18:00 <Devil45> my iq is sufficient to qualify as a sane being
18:00 <damian> but you think you're more normal than most on here dont you ;P
18:00 <Devil45> no
18:00 <Devil45> you got me mixed up with tim-sim energizer smellevra and b1rd
19:00 <Devil45> i KNOW im smarter than pong but thats old news
19:00 <Devil45> because everyone is smarter than him
19:00 <damian> you don't KNOW it, you assume it based on his irc profile
20:00 <damian> i know people who act like complete dunces online, but they're very intelligent
20:00 <damian> it's just fun and games
20:00 <Devil45> i know hes 5 x fatter than me
20:00 <damian> lol
21:00 <Devil45> would you say b1rd is intelligent? in a way yes if you look past his way of chat
21:00 <Devil45> when hes not being a dick hes quite bright
22:00 <Devil45> ok bad example
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27:00 <Devil45> couleurs is a moron - he should get his facts straight before saying shit about singers
27:00 <Devil45> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-03/olivia-newton-john-plays-down-health-rumours/10681802 <- shes not dead yet
32:00 <Devil45> stupid asshat
38:00 <HellFury> moved car under cover and checked window to see its sealed
38:00 <HellFury> no way do i want a repeat of smelly carpet
40:00 <HellFury> with school starting in 2 weeks
40:00 <HellFury> i don't want to have use pats car
41:00 <Devil45> cockloveurs is now ignored (couleurs)
41:00 <HellFury> ;/
44:00 <HellFury> humidity 83&
44:00 <HellFury> 83%
44:00 <HellFury> no wonder i'm drippin sweat
44:00 <HellFury> https://www.google.com.au/search?source=hp&ei=5nYtXPX2OcWp8QWi4Ja4Aw&q=current+weather+hillcrest+4118&oq=cu&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.35i39l2j0i131j0j0i131l2j0j0i131l3.765.875..2310...0.0..0.208.604.0j2j1......0....1..gws-wiz.....0.cXkUnlYooiY
44:00 <Devil45> relative humidity here 16% if you believe it
44:00 <Devil45> 36°
44:00 <HellFury> ;/
45:00 <Devil45> supposed to hit 41 today
45:00 <Devil45> no relief - sunny and hot
03:00 <HellFury> keep smelling cat poo
04:00 <HellFury> Sara came in from outside so i think shes gone for a poo outside
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48:17 <HellFury> i woke up after nap yesterday got up didn't put glasses on reached for my bottled of iced tea
48:40 <HellFury> opened it and then my eyes hone in on this massive huntsman spider....
48:53 <HellFury> i legit freaked threw the empty bottle across the bed with the spider
48:54 <HellFury> ;/
49:04 <Devil45> did you do a pandas and put him outside or did you get pat to kill it?
49:11 <HellFury> no pat wasn't home
49:23 <Devil45> pandas reckons he puts spiders outside hes not allowed to kill them
49:26 <HellFury> i literally threw both spider and bottle onto the bed
49:33 <HellFury> and we had to get a new doona
49:39 <HellFury> mines soaked through
49:43 <HellFury> and now really sticky
50:03 <Devil45> spider was on the bottle?
50:04 <HellFury> i would rather kill the big ones then touch them
50:06 <HellFury> yeh
50:12 <HellFury> and getting ready to pounce on me
50:18 <Devil45> i would have killed it
50:20 <Devil45> with a shoe
50:22 <HellFury> i almost had a heart attack
50:24 <Devil45> *whack!*
50:33 <HellFury> i have arachnaphobia
50:46 <HellFury> sara and i ran from the room
50:55 <HellFury> then i went back in and tried to save my doona :(
50:55 <Devil45> i dont like em. i kill em if they inside
51:11 <HellFury> mine is pure fear
51:15 <Devil45> but if they small and harmless - near a door i might be nice and put em outside
51:16 <HellFury> ive been like that since i was a kid
51:17 <Devil45> :)
51:25 <HellFury> i can't touch them or look
51:33 <Devil45> id scoop em in a dustpan
51:34 <HellFury> but i will tolerate them if their tiny
51:43 <Devil45> or with a piece of card and take em out
51:44 <HellFury> but mostly i just run and get pat to get rid of it
52:07 <HellFury> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtml
52:17 <Devil45> i kill the annoying ones - either with a shoe or high potency spray
52:18 <HellFury> but coz i was alone i freaked and then destroyed doona
52:29 <Devil45> the spray works fast
53:00 <Devil45> remember how i once said i used it outside was gagging for ages? thats what the spray does - it restricts breathing - thus speeding up death to insects and spiders
53:13 <Devil45> since they breathe air
53:15 <HellFury> either way
53:21 <HellFury> i cleaned under bed
53:21 <Devil45> spray em and they suffocate
53:25 <HellFury> lets hope it moves
53:54 <Devil45> why didnt you kill the bloody thing with a shoe? or get pat when he came home to get rid of it?
54:06 <Devil45> thats how you overcome fear
54:09 <Devil45> whack em
54:31 <Devil45> ok so a huntsman bit big
54:46 <Devil45> if he was on a wall youd have more success hitting him with a shoe
54:49 <damian> that's mean!
54:56 <damian> take it out to the bush so it can live a happy life
55:00 <Devil45> god no
55:13 <Devil45> if it intrudes in my home it dies
55:21 <damian> haha
55:24 <damian> does the same apply for people
55:35 <Devil45> but if its a tiny garden spider - harmless - see above
56:02 <damian> i kill any spider that's black. i let all others live
56:06 <Devil45> i take em outside most times - be like 'no reason for you to die in the wrong place mate'
56:27 <Devil45> if its a redback - which are female - intrude in my home - they are dead meat
57:41 <damian> redback males dont even have redbacks
57:42 <damian> what a cop
58:05 <Devil45> and they dont bite
58:09 <Devil45> the females do
58:38 <Devil45> they are aggressive buggers. extreme weather brings em out
59:19 <HellFury> closed all the windows
59:26 <HellFury> its really blowing rain and wind
59:36 <Devil45> i once tossed a huntsman over a neighbours fence...
59:47 <Devil45> years ago.
59:50 <damian> i remember having to deal with red backs so much as a kid .. i think i've seen one since i've lived in melbourne
00:06 <HellFury> thundering :S
00:19 <damian> we're getting heavy wind tomorrow afternoon. it's meant to be 45'C, then in the afternoon 70kmh winds
00:33 <Devil45> 45� ? wtf?
00:34 <HellFury> its both wind rain and thundering
00:36 <HellFury> :S
00:48 <HellFury> we got a low laying drive way
00:50 <Devil45> where is this heat coming from?
01:00 <HellFury> i may have to put down something to stop the garage getting flooded
01:16 <Devil45> if its a system moving eastwards from wa - send it back to l00peyd0g
01:19 <damian> the devil farted
01:21 <damian> wait you're devil
01:24 <damian> YOU FARTED AND MADE IT HOT
01:35 <Devil45> nothing to do with me - HellFury is the one who farts
01:42 <HellFury> not me
01:48 <damian> ohhh
01:52 <damian> between the devil and the fury from hell
01:55 <HellFury> i haven't farted today
01:58 <damian> you both fart and i get stinky 45'C days
02:00 <HellFury> !broke
02:00 <HellFury> idiot hr
02:04 <Devil45> as i said
02:06 <damian> why do you hate me
02:07 <HellFury> not me
02:08 <Devil45> nothing to do with me
02:18 <Devil45> blame smellevra
02:19 <Devil45> :)
02:32 <Devil45> and tim-sim
02:53 <Devil45> cant believe tim made that stupid remark about being the only normal person on irc
03:15 <Devil45> so i called him out for his xmas day drunken rambling yesterday
04:00 <Devil45> in syd again?
04:00 <Devil45> so glad i left that room
04:00 <Devil45> pandas got upset when i told him it was 40 outside
06:00 <HellFury> coz of !broke in here
08:00 <Devil45> i made that mistake myself a couple of times
08:00 <Devil45> did something in wrong room.
08:00 <HellFury> ;p
14:16 <damian> everyone on irc thinks they're the normal person on irc
14:35 <Devil45> [12:34] <damian> why do you hate me <- who hates you? give me their names and ill personally make their lives miserable ;p
14:36 <damian> because they only see the other people on irc, and no one acts 100% themselves on here, everyone is hidden behind a shade of anonimidity
14:42 <damian> h ahaha
15:03 <Devil45> ive never said i was normal
15:17 <Devil45> im not abnormal either but never said i was perfect or normal
15:59 <Devil45> my iq is sufficient to qualify as a sane being
16:02 <damian> but you think you're more normal than most on here dont you ;P
16:07 <Devil45> no
16:23 <Devil45> you got me mixed up with tim-sim energizer smellevra and b1rd
16:46 * Devil45 doesnt think anything of the sort
17:00 <Devil45> i KNOW im smarter than pong but thats old news
17:14 <Devil45> because everyone is smarter than him
17:16 <damian> you don't KNOW it, you assume it based on his irc profile
17:33 <damian> i know people who act like complete dunces online, but they're very intelligent
17:37 <damian> it's just fun and games
17:41 <Devil45> i know hes 5 x fatter than me
17:52 <damian> lol
18:30 <Devil45> would you say b1rd is intelligent? in a way yes if you look past his way of chat
18:56 <Devil45> when hes not being a dick hes quite bright
19:33 <Devil45> ok bad example
24:45 <Devil45> couleurs is a moron - he should get his facts straight before saying shit about singers
24:51 <Devil45> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-03/olivia-newton-john-plays-down-health-rumours/10681802 <- shes not dead yet
29:27 <Devil45> stupid asshat
36:13 <HellFury> moved car under cover and checked window to see its sealed
36:20 <HellFury> no way do i want a repeat of smelly carpet
37:35 <HellFury> with school starting in 2 weeks
37:48 <HellFury> i don't want to have use pats car
38:27 <Devil45> cockloveurs is now ignored (couleurs)
38:37 <HellFury> ;/
41:28 <HellFury> humidity 83&
41:31 <HellFury> 83%
41:40 <HellFury> no wonder i'm drippin sweat
41:47 <HellFury> https://www.google.com.au/search?source=hp&ei=5nYtXPX2OcWp8QWi4Ja4Aw&q=current+weather+hillcrest+4118&oq=cu&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.35i39l2j0i131j0j0i131l2j0j0i131l3.765.875..2310...0.0..0.208.604.0j2j1......0....1..gws-wiz.....0.cXkUnlYooiY
42:01 <Devil45> relative humidity here 16% if you believe it
42:08 <Devil45> 36�
42:16 <HellFury> ;/
42:27 <Devil45> supposed to hit 41 today
42:50 <Devil45> no relief - sunny and hot
15:00 <Devil45> i love it when someone joins and asks 'anyone from sydney here'
16:00 <HellFury> mmm
16:00 <Kezzie> yes
16:00 <Devil45> not necessarily a rule but courtesy to ASK before pm someone (open query)
16:00 <Kezzie> wonder what he wants he tried to pm me
17:00 <Devil45> thats not my chan so i cant say in there
17:00 <Kezzie> they left
17:00 <Kezzie> ok bbs nap time
01:23 <HellFury> keep smelling cat poo
01:40 <HellFury> Sara came in from outside so i think shes gone for a poo outside
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00:00 <HellFury> !broke
00:23 <HellFury> idiot hr
01:38 <Devil45> in syd again?
01:54 <Devil45> so glad i left that room
02:12 <Devil45> pandas got upset when i told him it was 40 outside
03:27 <HellFury> coz of !broke in here
06:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
06:07 <Devil45> i made that mistake myself a couple of times
06:16 <Devil45> did something in wrong room.
06:25 <HellFury> ;p
13:17 <Devil45> i love it when someone joins and asks 'anyone from sydney here'
13:55 <HellFury> mmm
14:00 <Kezzie> yes
14:11 <Devil45> not necessarily a rule but courtesy to ASK before pm someone (open query)
14:11 <Kezzie> wonder what he wants he tried to pm me
14:35 <Devil45> thats not my chan so i cant say in there
14:53 <Kezzie> they left
14:59 <Kezzie> ok bbs nap time
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03:59 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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23:32 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h19m34s]
42:57 Topic Is: Happy New Year to all. Let's make 2019 better for everyone. :D
42:58 Set By: (Devil45) on: Tue Jan 01 16:10:34 2019
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