#flirt`n`tease - 2017-10-24 - AustNet Archive Project

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35:00 <ynnoB> no thanks
35:00 <HellFury> or
35:00 <ynnoB> don't need to have my nick twice there
35:00 <HellFury> that carrd
35:00 <HellFury> cat
35:00 <HellFury> true
35:00 <ynnoB> brb
35:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 ynnoB...
33:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
32:00 <Devil45> whose balls are those?
33:00 <HellFury> barts
33:00 <Devil45> i was thinking that lynx ad
33:00 <Devil45> where sophie monk (as a tennis star) says 'chuck those hairy balls down here'
33:00 <HellFury> lol
33:00 <Devil45> bloody sophie monk
33:00 <Devil45> so sick of the bachelorette
34:00 <Devil45> shes not even attractive
34:00 <Devil45> shes not ugly (like asher keddie) but shes no model
34:00 <HellFury> bahahahha
35:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/wM5Gh
35:00 <Devil45> you mean you cant display media to mirc?
35:00 <Devil45> you use winamp?
36:00 <Devil45> ive had scripts with mp3 players
36:00 <Kezzie> yes
36:00 <Devil45> dcc was one way to share
37:00 <Devil45> so im not new to mirc
37:00 <Devil45> one thing i *am* new to
37:00 <Devil45> is a pc with liquid cooling
38:00 <Devil45> when was that? 1997?
38:00 <Devil45> wasnt around when i joined up
38:00 <Devil45> or if it was i never saw anyone use it
39:00 <Devil45> the capture/download scripts
39:00 <Devil45> although some folks had bots with a link to !get a file
39:00 <Devil45> but that was dcc or ftp
41:00 <Devil45> naturally
41:00 <Devil45> cant have ips compromised
41:00 <Devil45> early versions of mirc didnt have dcc protection
41:00 <Devil45> so users got exploited
41:00 <Devil45> which kicked users offline and crashed their mirc
42:00 <Devil45> problem was - the server i was admin on had a strict policy on dcc exploits
42:00 <Devil45> meaning anyone tried to hack a mirc and kill a user with dcc crap copped a 24 hr ban
42:00 <Devil45> but i understand the dcc rule
42:00 <Devil45> protect innocent users
43:00 <Devil45> eliminate the trolls :)
43:00 <Devil45> yup
43:00 <Devil45> another server (i was just a user one) didnt allow mp3s
44:00 <Devil45> if you displayed a song you played in open channel you copped a 24 hr ban (from that channel)
44:00 <Devil45> in less than 2 days - 10 people got banned for playing songs.
45:00 <Devil45> then there were host bots - givng +v etc. to regular people
45:00 <Devil45> not from owners but chanops
46:00 <Devil45> one server allowed ircops to make the eggdrop in a room 'speak'
46:00 <Devil45> i was thinking ChanOP (ircops may be able to make that talk)
46:00 <Devil45> ive seen it once
46:00 <HellFury> hello bim (bart and jim)
47:00 <Devil45> might have been gremz testing.
47:00 <^bozojim> hugs HellFury
47:00 <^bozojim> helllo Devil45
47:00 <HellFury> how are ya!?
47:00 <Devil45> theres cool jim
47:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
47:00 <HellFury> rubber chickens eh
47:00 <Devil45> yea you might be inclined to slap trump with them
47:00 <Devil45> and he might enjoy it
47:00 <^bozojim> lol
48:00 <^bozojim> that the thing, he would
48:00 <Devil45> since 2 of them are bonnys
48:00 <Devil45> yes!
48:00 <^bozojim> hello Lwaxana
48:00 <HellFury> thanks for the idea
48:00 <Devil45> beats the old trout slaps
49:00 <Devil45> rubber chickens do more damage
50:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
50:00 <Devil45> chris kicked l00pey the other day with 'i spent it on my haircut'
50:00 <HellFury> true
50:00 <Devil45> something about 'you owe me'
50:00 <HellFury> trump asked me for minge pics
50:00 <^bozojim> what about dealing with clowns given teh sydney topic
50:00 <HellFury> so like
51:00 <Devil45> minge - does trump even know what to do with them?
51:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/apVlYgQ
51:00 <HellFury> he copped that
51:00 <HellFury> then i said to bonny damn
51:00 <HellFury> i shoulda sent him this
51:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/KZ7IMK7
51:00 <HellFury> looks like one
51:00 <HellFury> but not as um
51:00 <HellFury> hairy
52:00 <HellFury> he rage quit at midnight
52:00 <HellFury> :P
52:00 <HellFury> after i sent the first pic
52:00 <Devil45> should have captioned that
52:00 <HellFury> i named that one Goldspade aka nice1
52:00 <HellFury> i should change the name
52:00 <Devil45> nice1 - hes scared of chris
52:00 <HellFury> thats waht i saved it under
53:00 <Devil45> i told him 'hey what goes on between you and chris in cz is your business - take it private in future'
54:00 <Devil45> if i want to see dirty laundry aired i can visit a third world village
54:00 <Devil45> nice1 didnt like that
55:00 <HellFury> nope
55:00 <Devil45> so much for his golden spade
55:00 <^bozojim> he does not like exo and me and our antics
55:00 <Devil45> i got no grudge against exo (even though he may have deleted my sydney access)
55:00 <Devil45> my beef is with trump
55:00 <^bozojim> yes
56:00 <Jules> isnt all of our beef with that wanker Devil45??
56:00 <Devil45> but we arent allowed to ban him
56:00 <HellFury> thats why i got the rubber chicken thing now
56:00 <Devil45> not without reason
56:00 <HellFury> watch this jules
56:00 <Devil45> i sort of inspired the rubber chookies
56:00 <HellFury> and if hes really annoying with the chips shit
56:00 <Devil45> its based on the old ircd days when i was admin
56:00 <HellFury> :D
56:00 <Devil45> we used to have playfights with popups
57:00 <Jules> LOL!!! HellFury ohhh i wish I could do that with his arse more so then with rubber chickens
57:00 <HellFury> lol
57:00 <HellFury> i could use that
58:00 <HellFury> he is old
58:00 <Devil45> i thought ChanOP was a she (forget who told me)
58:00 <Devil45> trump doesnt have dentures - he has a bear trap in his mouth
59:00 <HellFury> thank you exo for the idea
59:00 <HellFury> this one is jims idea
59:00 <Devil45> jim suggested that?
59:00 <HellFury> oh
59:00 <^bozojim> yes
59:00 <HellFury> he did it to exo
59:00 <HellFury> :D
59:00 <HellFury> i stole it
59:00 <Devil45> and nice1 got butthurt about it?
00:00 <^bozojim> as exo had given it to me and has a number of times
00:00 <Devil45> aww poor little ickums
00:00 <HellFury> hahaha
00:00 <Devil45> does nice1 need a gold tissue?
00:00 <Devil45> speaking of mums
00:00 <^bozojim> he would whinge to his mummy but she got up and left him and is now otherwise wrapped up in Egypt to get away from him
00:00 <HellFury> he needs cardboard
01:00 <^bozojim> she is not called mummy Fied for nothing
01:00 <Devil45> went to my mothers grave yesterday
01:00 <HellFury> use that one on trump when he brings chips up
02:00 <Devil45> i call chris a name (because of his sutekh nick) king sutekhamun
02:00 <Kezzie> hi Lwaxana
02:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
02:00 <Devil45> [17:32] * donkeyshit is now known as HorseShit
02:00 <HellFury> oops wrong one
02:00 <Devil45> im watching him in cz
02:00 <HellFury> good girl
03:00 <Kezzie> lol
03:00 <HellFury> don't react
03:00 <HellFury> the more you do
03:00 <HellFury> the more they will do it
03:00 <^bozojim> I have trump on ignore
03:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
03:00 <Devil45> id love to kick him for a dumb nick (but need more reason than that)
04:00 <Devil45> i think everyone has trump ignored
04:00 <Jules> /fpart him Devil45
04:00 <HellFury> i /fparted dogshit from australia the other day wth you smell like you stepped in it
04:00 <^bozojim> if skyfire whinges he cannot get into loonybin or hottalk as he is banned it is because we chatters got sick and tired of him and his shooting me
04:00 <Devil45> i could in cz but he isnt doing anything right now
04:00 <Devil45> i dont have access in melbourne
04:00 <HellFury> whats he changed name to
05:00 <Devil45> horseshit
05:00 <Kezzie> jim he will complin lol
05:00 <^bozojim> I know he will
05:00 <Devil45> i have +h in cz
05:00 <^bozojim> but if I remember it is a channel issue and it is up to us to make the calls
05:00 <Kezzie> yes
05:00 <Devil45> cz is usually quiet and hardly anything happens when im on
05:00 <Jules> /fpart him from #chatzone devil
05:00 <HellFury> hang a sex
05:00 <Jules> sec????
06:00 <^bozojim> lol
06:00 <HellFury> yeh sex
06:00 <Devil45> he hasnt said anything
06:00 <Devil45> if he has ill gladly part him
06:00 <^bozojim> wb HellFury
06:00 <Kezzie> wb HellFury
06:00 <HellFury> ta
06:00 <Jules> Wb Jackie!!
06:00 <Devil45> sex is bad for your connection
06:00 <HellFury> yeh it is
06:00 <Devil45> it causes it to act like lumeah
07:00 <HellFury> but it also is good when horny
07:00 <HellFury> but in trumps case
07:00 <HellFury> he only roots his hand
07:00 <Devil45> trump couldnt get it up even with a hydraulic jack
07:00 <Kezzie> lol
07:00 <HellFury> HAHAHAHAHAHAA
07:00 <^bozojim> roflmao
08:00 <HellFury> haha
09:00 <Devil45> trump usually backs off when i set him straight
09:00 <Devil45> he knows if he starts any shit in cz i will kick him
10:00 <Devil45> whether i promised chris i wouldnt ban or not. have to make an exception in trumps case.
10:00 <^bozojim> you do
10:00 <Devil45> the exception being 'kick trump on site'
10:00 <Devil45> and why does skyfire always shoot people?
11:00 <Devil45> lets see the boot on the other foot - how would he like it if we constantly did the shooting thing with him?
11:00 <Devil45> hes what... some months older than me and he acts like a kid?
11:00 <HellFury> 5:11p (+TheRon) what type of tree does the jolly swagman camp under?
11:00 <HellFury> 5:11p (HellFury) pubes
11:00 <Devil45> a cooler bar (coolabah)
12:00 <Devil45> since theron drinks sometimes
13:00 <Devil45> should have seen the pun
13:00 <HellFury> andy masturbated to toy story the xrated version
13:00 <HellFury> ?
13:00 <Devil45> theres an x rated version of toy story?
14:00 <Devil45> wonder if it has stacy valentine in it
14:00 <Devil45> speaking of which i found a tape on the road yesterday (intact not broken)
14:00 <Devil45> just happens to be a staci valentine porno
14:00 <HellFury> did it have trump porn on it
14:00 <Devil45> and the cover wasnt far away
15:00 <Devil45> nah no trump porn
15:00 <HellFury> damn
15:00 <HellFury> what a turn on
15:00 <HellFury> i mean off
15:00 <Devil45> just a regular mail order tape
16:00 <Devil45> since x rated isnt legal to sell in sa
16:00 <Devil45> its ok to order it from canberra
16:00 <Devil45> regular 18+ porn too... but the guys in the film - not so good
17:00 <Devil45> chicks are all plastic in it
17:00 <Devil45> fake boobs... told the missus 'might erase this and put music clips on it'
18:00 <Devil45> https://i.imgur.com/M04s7Qe.png <- that might be what trump is into
27:00 <HellFury> i see lumeahoid copping shit from horse shit
34:00 <HellFury> lol at melb
34:00 <Kezzie> yes i watchinghim
35:00 <HellFury> what the
35:00 <HellFury> 7(00Horse07)00 Jules will be riding Lumeah
35:00 <Devil45> in his dreams
36:00 <Devil45> horse is about to be shown the stable door
36:00 <HellFury> lol
37:00 <^bozojim> lol
37:00 <HellFury> clag glue factory
38:00 <Devil45> good thing i use selleys and not clag
41:00 <Devil45> peace be with you - i gotta go (for now) \/ :o)
46:00 <HellFury> hm
46:00 <HellFury> i save that for trump
46:00 <ynnoB> ta.. I'm an idiot now
46:00 <HellFury> :D
46:00 <HellFury> so am i
46:00 <ynnoB> uhuh
46:00 <ynnoB> lol
47:00 <HellFury> i tripped over pats big bear claw boots
47:00 <ynnoB> lol
47:00 <HellFury> at 11 am when i got up
47:00 <ynnoB> slippers are they?
47:00 <HellFury> yeh
47:00 <HellFury> and they stink like
47:00 <HellFury> something died in them
47:00 <ynnoB> how's the weather there today?
47:00 <ynnoB> yuk
47:00 <HellFury> its been good
47:00 <HellFury> hot really
47:00 <ynnoB> chuck them out
47:00 <HellFury> but cool tonight
48:00 <HellFury> wonder if trump will want minge pics
48:00 <ynnoB> yeah it was warm in melb today but cold now
48:00 <HellFury> i will rubber slap him
48:00 <ynnoB> lol
48:00 <HellFury> chicken
48:00 <^bozojim> hello ynnoB
49:00 <HellFury> i reckon shes telling us ynnobs
49:00 <HellFury> something like that
49:00 <ynnoB> hey ^bozojim
50:00 <ynnoB> how are you feeling today, ^bozojim? better?
50:00 <^bozojim> yes i am thank you
50:00 <ynnoB> good to hear
50:00 <^bozojim> got stuck into my wood project a tthe shed this morning
50:00 <^bozojim> and took the left over out on it sanding it
55:00 <ynnoB> nice
59:00 <ynnoB> maybe use steel.. :P
00:00 <ynnoB> ahhhhhhhhhhh
00:00 <ynnoB> but will it do the job you want it to do?
00:00 <ynnoB> without breaking?
04:00 <HellFury> confused ass eh
08:00 <ynnoB> lol
09:00 <^bozojim> I got the block of Keanes mid speckle clay today
09:00 <ynnoB> yes my ass doesn't know whether it's coming or going
09:00 <^bozojim> it took a week to get it from dandenong
09:00 <ynnoB> are you in melbourne, ^bozojim?
09:00 <^bozojim> I am in Tassie
10:00 <ynnoB> there's a dandenong in tassie?
10:00 <^bozojim> if I was in Melb I would have gone down and picked it up
10:00 <^bozojim> no
10:00 <ynnoB> true
10:00 <^bozojim> dandenong vic
10:00 <ynnoB> cool
10:00 <^bozojim> I went to the post office to collect it
10:00 <ynnoB> ahh ok
10:00 <^bozojim> it is a mere 12.5kg
11:00 <ynnoB> not light
11:00 <^bozojim> and it was too heavy for them to lift
11:00 <ynnoB> yeah
11:00 <^bozojim> so I get it and lift it with my little finger
11:00 <ynnoB> lol you showed them
12:00 <^bozojim> lo yes
12:00 <ynnoB> and I bet they were young right?
12:00 <^bozojim> no older
12:00 <ynnoB> oh ok
12:00 <ynnoB> cos I usually outlift younger ppl
12:00 <^bozojim> yes I think we all do
13:00 <ynnoB> I do weight training at the gym
13:00 <^bozojim> nice
13:00 <ynnoB> yeah I have a personal trainer
13:00 <^bozojim> and I could not feel any weight in it
13:00 <ynnoB> :)
15:00 <^bozojim> hmmm
15:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:00 <ynnoB> even lx agrees with you there
15:00 <lx> 12 A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
15:00 <ynnoB> lol
15:00 <^bozojim> the convenor of BC Tas rang me but it did not ring twice and did not ,eave a message
15:00 <^bozojim> BCA even
15:00 <^bozojim> so I guess he does not want me that bad
15:00 <ynnoB> ahh yes about yesterday?
16:00 <^bozojim> no yesterday was Autism Tas
16:00 <ynnoB> ahh ok
16:00 <^bozojim> I emailed him 20 days ago
16:00 <^bozojim> and if this is about it he sure takes his time
16:00 <ynnoB> oh ok
17:00 <ynnoB> sure did
17:00 <^bozojim> I cannot be bothered going out of my way when they take 3 weeks to get back to me
17:00 <ynnoB> I agree
18:00 <ynnoB> I don't blame how you feel about that
18:00 <^bozojim> ty
18:00 <ynnoB> yw
18:00 <^bozojim> It is common for me to have to wait on them
18:00 <^bozojim> and they wonder why I get short at times
18:00 <ynnoB> it's not nice
18:00 <^bozojim> yet there is always an excuse
18:00 <ynnoB> yeah
18:00 <ynnoB> of course there is.. slackers
19:00 <^bozojim> mind you he is DLO at uni tas not like he cannot access his emails
19:00 <ynnoB> true
20:00 <^bozojim> we had a teleconference on the 28th sept
20:00 <ynnoB> k
20:00 <^bozojim> I was on it for 2 hours and they all kept talking over me
20:00 <ynnoB> that's rude
20:00 <^bozojim> and at the end i say bye to a couple of them to be told
20:00 <^bozojim> we thought you had left
20:00 <ynnoB> oh charming
20:00 <ynnoB> how rude
20:00 <^bozojim> and I was waiting my turn to talk as is the procedure
21:00 <^bozojim> and I start talking and they hang up on me
21:00 <ynnoB> pricks
21:00 <^bozojim> yes
21:00 <^bozojim> so I emailed him expressing my disappointment
22:00 <ynnoB> and?
22:00 <^bozojim> I think that was his reply
22:00 <^bozojim> he was not on that one
22:00 <ynnoB> k
22:00 <ynnoB> ahh ok
22:00 <^bozojim> but 3 weeks it a bit much to expect
23:00 <ynnoB> I know eh
24:00 <ynnoB> would be really frustrating for you to be treated like that
24:00 <^bozojim> It is
24:00 <^bozojim> first teleconference they forgot to call me
24:00 <ynnoB> yeah
24:00 <ynnoB> rude
24:00 <^bozojim> caiming they had 2 deafblind and it would have been too hard to relay me on the hone to them
24:00 <^bozojim> second the line went down and I could not reconnect
25:00 <^bozojim> this one I was ignored
25:00 <ynnoB> that's disgusting.. no regards to your feelings or anything
25:00 <^bozojim> nope
25:00 <^bozojim> I have not hit him witha  dose of venom yet
25:00 <ynnoB> you should
26:00 <^bozojim> and if he does not like tuff
26:00 <ynnoB> yup
26:00 <^bozojim> I might rung the idiot back
27:00 <ynnoB> yeah do that.. don't let him get the better of you
27:00 <^bozojim> I will use my head set in one ear this in the otehr
27:00 <ynnoB> cool
28:00 <^bozojim> it goes to his mesage bank
28:00 <ynnoB> how convenient for him
29:00 <^bozojim> it looks like he wants to play phone games
31:00 <^bozojim> do i call him again or not
31:00 <^bozojim> let me think
31:00 <HellFury> call him back and tell him to suck on some old saggy titties
32:00 <ynnoB> tweet
33:00 <^bozojim> yabba yabba
33:00 <HellFury> i can use those on trump
34:00 <ynnoB> I emailed you those popups
34:00 <HellFury> yeh
34:00 <HellFury> and im adding them now
34:00 <ynnoB> ahh ok.. :)
35:00 <ynnoB> lol
35:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
35:00 <HellFury> its ok i will use it on beehhh
35:00 <HellFury> shut him up about ladyboys
36:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
36:00 <HellFury> brick it to me baby
37:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
37:00 <ynnoB> hmmm
37:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
37:00 <ynnoB> it's not working
37:00 <HellFury> im waiting for the brick hit
37:00 <HellFury> so i can use it on beehhh
38:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
39:00 <ynnoB> nup not working
39:00 <^bozojim> wow he was pleasant for a change
39:00 <ynnoB> ynnoB dont make me fetch another brick.
39:00 <ynnoB> bricks me throws a brick at ynnoB.
39:00 <ynnoB> bricks me patches ynnoB up with a band-aid 7(:::::[::::]:::::)6, "Be carefull next time you go walking into flying bricks"
39:00 <^bozojim> says yes people have an issue with me being remote
40:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
40:00 <ynnoB> bricks me throws a brick at HellFury.
40:00 <ynnoB> bricks me patches HellFury up with a band-aid 7(:::::[::::]:::::)6, "Be carefull next time you go walking into flying bricks"
40:00 <^bozojim> lol
41:00 <^bozojim> could that be called brick a brake
41:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
41:00 <ynnoB> yay fixed it
41:00 <^bozojim> yay
41:00 <^bozojim> and he wants me to put the issues down in writing and do my issues via email
42:00 <^bozojim> sigh
42:00 <^bozojim> one feels like they are starved of interaction with other blind people that way
43:00 <HellFury> phew she came home
43:00 <ynnoB> ahh that worked
43:00 <HellFury> i haven't seen pixie since 5 am
43:00 <ynnoB> wow
43:00 <^bozojim> wow
43:00 <HellFury> its 7:43
43:00 <HellFury> last i saw her was 5:25 am when i was going to bed
44:00 <ynnoB> missing for over 12 hours
44:00 <HellFury> so worrying and stressing she got picked by animal control
44:00 <HellFury> and shes just come in now
44:00 <HellFury> shes starving
44:00 <HellFury> i put fresh food down and she hoed into it
45:00 <HellFury> there goes one less headache and stress
45:00 <^bozojim> yes
45:00 <ynnoB> HellFury dont make me fetch another brick.
45:00 <HellFury> its taken 2 pf and a valium to kill the headache i had earlier
46:00 <HellFury> gawd at melb
46:00 <HellFury> and im due lyrica
46:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
47:00 <^bozojim> nice kitty pretty kitty
47:00 <^bozojim> dont do anything as my socks will make you regret it
48:00 <HellFury> here comes everyones hated president
48:00 <^bozojim> yes
50:00 <HellFury> and the shit head
50:00 <^bozojim> Jim sits with his shiny halo and acts piously and angelically
50:00 <HellFury> lolool
51:00 <^bozojim> and el stencho
53:00 <^bozojim> lol
57:00 <ynnoB> poor lx
57:00 <lx> 12 The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
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