// #flirt`n`tease — 2017-09-12
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08:29:00 <HellFury> `unban HellFury
08:30:00 <HellFury> `seek oi lx
08:30:00 <HellFury> that didn't work
08:32:00 <Kezzie> lx is on irc
08:32:00 <HellFury> i know
08:32:00 <HellFury> i am trying to get auto voice working
08:32:00 <HellFury> it just didnt work
08:32:00 <HellFury> and i banned it
08:33:00 <Kezzie> u banned lx ?
08:33:00 <HellFury> by accident yes
08:33:00 <Kezzie> ok
08:33:00 <HellFury> dickhead i am
08:34:00 <HellFury> i just moved mini bar fridge i asked pat since friday night to move to garage
08:34:00 <HellFury> there goes my back
08:34:00 <Kezzie> just scrolled and saw it lol
08:34:00 <HellFury> even ifi used a trolley
08:34:00 <Kezzie> [08:28] * HellFury sets mode: +b *!*@9d747965.tpgi.com.au
08:34:00 <Kezzie> [08:28] * lx was kicked by HellFury (Blacklisted - #29)
08:34:00 <Kezzie> [08:29] <HellFury> `unban HellFury
08:34:00 <HellFury> wait
08:34:00 <HellFury> idiot me
08:34:00 <HellFury> `unban lx
08:35:00 <HellFury> i thought i banned myself
08:35:00 <Kezzie> lol
08:35:00 <HellFury> this is what happens when you get up at 5:30 am
08:35:00 <Kezzie> awwwwwwww
08:35:00 <HellFury> needed car today and with the period cramps
08:35:00 <HellFury> well you guessed it
08:35:00 <HellFury> wb you
08:35:00 <HellFury> sorry
08:36:00 <HellFury> trying to get autovoice working
08:36:00 <Kezzie> wb lx
08:36:00 <lx> 12 If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
08:36:00 <HellFury> made bed in spare room
08:36:00 <HellFury> only to find theres cat puke on the bloody doona
08:36:00 <HellFury> looks like washing day for me
08:38:00 <Kezzie> brb
08:38:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 Kezzie...
08:39:00 <HellFury> i was trying to get autovoice working :|
08:39:00 <Kezzie> !set regs ON
08:39:00 <HellFury> for my script
08:40:00 <HellFury> so idiot decided to do what other male idiot didn't do
08:40:00 <HellFury> move a 10 kg fridge out of bedroom into garage before person who turns up to buy it does
08:40:00 <HellFury> bye bye back
08:40:00 <HellFury> lucky i got a drs appt today
08:40:00 <HellFury> so i will get valium and pf
08:41:00 <HellFury> hey keznitz wanna go pole dancing with me
08:42:00 <HellFury> promise we will have fun
08:42:00 <HellFury> and fall over
08:42:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/IwGmY
09:16:00 <Kezzie> doof has also used nicknames:(33) AnthonyMadKhuntAllen StalksTeenCouples bum34567 bum234 itswrong itsdong HouseResolution752 rfrfrfrr doombbb Noobbb moslemboi AngryOldChineseMan ^Roshanda RoshandaDrugDealer Doofus Rishu ronald bungherad bunghead donghead donwod
09:16:00 <HellFury> hes bugging me about 90210
09:16:00 <HellFury> i fucken hate that show
09:16:00 <HellFury> now its do you have luke posters all over your house and room as a teen
09:16:00 <Kezzie> igrnore him
09:16:00 <HellFury> i was in boarding school
09:16:00 <HellFury> so i wasn't allowed to
09:20:00 <HellFury> great
09:20:00 <HellFury> now hes on abuse trail 101
09:20:00 <HellFury> !add tosser doof
09:21:00 <HellFury> now hes in syd ffs
09:21:00 <Kezzie> i cant do anything in sydney
09:22:00 <Kezzie> best to ignore him HellFury
09:35:00 <HellFury> `ban doof -noexpire i can smell your shit from here
09:40:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
13:49:00 <HellFury> yeh
13:52:00 <Bonny> lol
13:52:00 <Bonny> rigged
13:54:00 <Bonny> lol
13:54:00 <HellFury> ;p
13:57:00 <HellFury> oh look its TheMole in melb
14:00:00 <Bonny> lol
14:03:00 <HellFury> thehole maybe
14:15:00 <Bonny> doodie doobie doo
14:18:00 <HellFury> sorry
14:18:00 <HellFury> trying to keep awake by reading bad jokes
14:29:00 <Bonny> lol
14:30:00 <HellFury> keep doing that and i will pass out
14:30:00 <HellFury> im already falling asleep and i have to leave at 3
14:30:00 <Bonny> lol
14:31:00 <HellFury> id laugh but its lyrica doing it
14:31:00 <HellFury> mixed with pain killers for the cramping
14:31:00 <HellFury> with doximine
14:31:00 <HellFury> he said try be there 3:13
14:32:00 <Bonny> how long does it take to get there?
14:32:00 <HellFury> 10 mins
14:32:00 <Bonny> cool
14:37:00 <Bonny> lol
14:37:00 <Bonny> so you will finally have your way with me eh? lol
14:37:00 <HellFury> :D
14:37:00 <HellFury> yeh make you cream your knickers
14:45:00 <Bonny> fuck you of course, since you asked so nicely
14:45:00 <HellFury> lol
14:46:00 <Bonny> lol
14:47:00 <Bonny> lol
14:47:00 <HellFury> :p
14:47:00 <Bonny> I'll grab yours
14:48:00 <HellFury> shes asleep on the chair legs in air again
14:48:00 <Bonny> lol
14:48:00 <HellFury> yelled pusska and she fell off chair
14:49:00 <Bonny> :)
14:50:00 <HellFury> some men like trump
14:50:00 <HellFury> have no cock
14:50:00 <Bonny> I'll get them a rooster for xmas
14:50:00 <HellFury> his rooster will just choke in his pants
14:50:00 <HellFury> its so small
14:51:00 <Bonny> lol
14:51:00 <HellFury> ;p
14:52:00 <HellFury> oops at syd
14:52:00 <HellFury> *runs off*
14:52:00 <HellFury> singing badly
14:53:00 <HellFury> and pixie gives me the wtf look
14:53:00 <Bonny> it's 2:53pm now
14:53:00 <HellFury> yeh going at 3
14:53:00 <Bonny> k
14:53:00 <Bonny> night
14:53:00 <Bonny> lol
14:53:00 <HellFury> lol
14:54:00 <HellFury> i'd eat nuts but hes at work
14:54:00 <Bonny> lol
14:54:00 <Bonny> no tongue?
14:55:00 <Bonny> lol
14:55:00 <Bonny> w00t.. that's better
14:56:00 <Bonny> lol
14:56:00 <HellFury> O_O
14:56:00 <HellFury> i was bored lol
14:57:00 <Bonny> calm your britches woman lol
14:57:00 <HellFury> my britches fart heaps
14:57:00 <HellFury> oh man
14:57:00 <Bonny> lol
14:57:00 <HellFury> pat stood there in boxers
14:57:00 <HellFury> and sara turns her head
14:57:00 <HellFury> i watched that fart hit her face
14:57:00 <HellFury> and his boxes move
14:59:00 <Bonny> pushes*
15:00:00 <HellFury> he said leave 3:05
15:00:00 <HellFury> men
15:00:00 <Bonny> lol
15:00:00 <Bonny> you gotta consider traffic
15:00:00 <Bonny> it's picking up kids from school time
15:00:00 <HellFury> i just go back road
15:00:00 <Bonny> k
15:01:00 <HellFury> nah no school near where he is
15:01:00 <Bonny> k
15:01:00 <HellFury> all factories
15:01:00 <HellFury> but i am going
15:01:00 <HellFury> after i fart
15:01:00 <Bonny> you're putrid.. :P
15:01:00 <HellFury> au contraire my butt is
15:01:00 <HellFury> and the cat whose asleep legs in air
15:02:00 <Bonny> is your cat a slut? :P
15:02:00 <Bonny> margarine legs
15:02:00 <Bonny> lol
15:03:00 <HellFury> lol
15:03:00 <HellFury> she sleeps like one
15:03:00 <HellFury> ok im outskies
15:03:00 <Bonny> yeah you showed me pic last night.. really funny
15:03:00 <Bonny> toolaroo
15:05:00 <HellFury> :P
18:57:00 <Bonny> hey Lwaxana.. :)
18:59:00 <Lwaxana> hi
19:07:00 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
19:09:00 <Bonny> hey bozo
19:25:00 <^bozojim> I have got a busy wednesday coming up
19:26:00 <^bozojim> I have to design a fully accessible facebook page for the shed and type up 4 letters for the shed
19:28:00 <^bozojim> they give it to me as they think i can do it in no time at all
19:30:00 <^bozojim> yes it will be
19:30:00 <^bozojim> yikes
19:35:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] []
19:36:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
19:36:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] []
19:47:00 <^bozojim> hugs HellFury
19:57:00 <HellFury> hugs
21:08:00 <^bozojim> Daisy looks like wants assistance out
21:47:00 <HellFury> yeh?
21:47:00 <HellFury> b1rd you think
21:49:00 <^bozojim> got zlined
21:50:00 <Lwaxana> :)
21:50:00 <^bozojim> ty Lwaxana
21:50:00 <Lwaxana> hi jim
21:50:00 <^bozojim> hello Lwaxana
21:51:00 <^bozojim> I hope you dont mind the heads u
21:51:00 <^bozojim> p
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> ??
21:51:00 <^bozojim> if we see a pest
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> oh sure
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> npz
21:51:00 <^bozojim> ty
22:59:00 <HellFury> !add reg kezzie1
23:40:00 <HellFury> haha
23:40:00 <ynnoB> :P
23:40:00 <ynnoB> sit on it
23:41:00 <ynnoB> video finished.. brb in a jiffy.. need a cuppa
23:44:00 <^bozojim> ty
23:44:00 <HellFury> :D
23:45:00 <^bozojim> thank you
23:45:00 <HellFury> ;p
23:46:00 <^bozojim> awww
23:46:00 <ynnoB> so hot you can't spell explosion.. :P
23:46:00 <HellFury> hahahahaha
23:47:00 <HellFury> i just realized that
23:47:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:47:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:48:00 <ynnoB> you need a space there too.. :P
23:48:00 <HellFury> oh hes asleep with his orange furry gf
23:48:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:48:00 <ynnoB> so while the cat
23:48:00 <^bozojim> you joining us ynnoB?
23:48:00 <ynnoB> so while the cat's away, the mice play>
23:48:00 <ynnoB> ?
23:48:00 <ynnoB> of course I am
23:49:00 <^bozojim> the 4 some
23:49:00 <ynnoB> that's HellFury, pat, you and me
23:49:00 <HellFury> hahha
23:49:00 <^bozojim> ok
23:49:00 <ynnoB> there's the 4
23:49:00 <HellFury> with bart guiding him
23:49:00 <HellFury> jim you put that pecker there
23:49:00 <ynnoB> oh yes include bart too.. :P
23:49:00 <^bozojim> hehe
23:49:00 <HellFury> oh he would totally dry hump
23:49:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:49:00 <^bozojim> he walks off if offered
23:49:00 <ynnoB> that is sick
23:50:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:50:00 <HellFury> 0HellFury07)00 !seen president_wanker
23:50:00 <HellFury> 07(00StatsOP07)00 HellFury, I don't remember seeing president_wanker.
23:50:00 <HellFury> 037-03lx 7(15~lx14@159d747965.tpgi.com.au7)7-03 12 president_wanker has not been seen.
23:50:00 <lx> 12 Life is hard and then you die.
23:50:00 <HellFury> damn
23:50:00 <^bozojim> my uncles bitch came on heat and tried and bart just walked off every time
23:50:00 <ynnoB> rofl
23:50:00 <HellFury> friend and i were watching this corny movie
23:50:00 <HellFury> she goes watch this dogs love this
23:51:00 <HellFury> and scratched the dogs g spot right above tail
23:51:00 <HellFury> needless to say
23:51:00 <HellFury> the dog tried to dry hum her for a good 2 hrs
23:51:00 <^bozojim> awww
23:51:00 <HellFury> we sat on the cough legs up
23:51:00 <HellFury> he would grab our legs and try to hump
23:51:00 <HellFury> couch
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:48:53] <President_Trump> !seen HellFury
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:48:54] <StatsOP> President_Trump, HellFury is right here!
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:50:02] <HellFury> !seen president_wanker
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:50:02] <StatsOP> HellFury, I don't remember seeing president_wanker.
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:50:28] <President_Trump> lol see theres no such thing HellFury!
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:51:01] <ynnoB> so you don't wank, President_Trump?
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:51:57] <HellFury> he has nothing to wank
23:53:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:52:24] <ynnoB> not even his g/f's dick?
23:53:00 <ynnoB> rofl
23:53:00 <^bozojim> rofl
23:54:00 <HellFury> 7(00HellFury07)00 mrs palmer and her 10 daughters rejected him'
23:55:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:53:54] <President_Trump> my gf HellFury wanks me if u must know
23:55:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:53:57] <HellFury> what gf?
23:55:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:54:10] <HellFury> mrs palmer and her 10 daughters rejected him
23:55:00 <ynnoB> [12/09/17|23:54:43] <ynnoB> how when you have nothing to wank, President_Trump?
23:55:00 <ynnoB> burned
23:56:00 <HellFury> hahahhhaha
23:56:00 <ynnoB> he asked for that
23:56:00 <ynnoB> never try and beat the comeback queen.. :)
23:57:00 <HellFury> lol
23:57:00 <ynnoB> silence
23:57:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:57:00 <ynnoB> I can smell his brain working overtime to try and come back with a comeback
23:57:00 <HellFury> same
23:58:00 <ynnoB> :)
23:58:00 <HellFury> out numbered 2 to 1
23:58:00 <ynnoB> that too but I still manage to win my comebacks no matter how many ppl try
23:58:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:59:00 <HellFury> no come back
23:59:00 <ynnoB> nup
23:59:00 <ynnoB> he has been burned
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