// #flirt`n`tease — 2017-09-11
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09:30:00 <HellFury> wow
09:31:00 <HellFury> gone from 3 people in house to two
09:31:00 <HellFury> one who works and the other who was until thursday around but gone
09:31:00 <HellFury> cats are asleep in their normal spots
09:31:00 <HellFury> and house is dead quiet...
09:31:00 <HellFury> i am used to noises coming from the now spare room
09:48:00 <Kezzie> good he gone
09:48:00 <HellFury> yeh
09:48:00 <HellFury> but i miss the company
09:48:00 <Kezzie> hugs i offf for a nap b4 icon
09:48:00 <HellFury> and pixie is pining badly for him
09:48:00 <HellFury> thats the hard part
09:49:00 <Kezzie> yes u would but he needed to go jackie
09:49:00 <HellFury> she isn't eating much and drinking
09:49:00 <HellFury> its bad when your cat refuses to eat
09:49:00 <Kezzie> she will pick up give her more attention
09:49:00 <HellFury> and she's skinny as
09:49:00 <HellFury> i noticed she won't hunt either
09:49:00 <HellFury> its aleight
09:50:00 <HellFury> today i will make bed in spare room and start moving clothes from cramped room to bigger one
09:50:00 <HellFury> ta
09:50:00 <Kezzie> voiced
09:50:00 <Kezzie> ok i need to go nap b4 icon jackie just have from taking Jules to see the stoma nurse
09:50:00 <Kezzie> hugssssss
09:51:00 <HellFury> yep go for it
09:51:00 <HellFury> hugggsss
09:51:00 <Kezzie> hugssssssssssssss
09:51:00 <Kezzie> i can only kick voice inn meblourne cant ban grrrrrrrrrr
09:52:00 <HellFury> yeh
10:35:00 <HellFury> fkin disgusting
10:35:00 <HellFury> ran a sharp bristle broom over the floor in the spare room
10:35:00 <HellFury> the hair pulled out of carpet (18 months worth of it)
10:35:00 <HellFury> was two hand fuls
10:36:00 <HellFury> what pig fucking live in that room
10:36:00 <HellFury> and even if he did vacuum in there
10:36:00 <HellFury> it was a half arse attempt
11:02:00 <Kezzie> awake couldnt sleep but rested
11:04:00 <Kezzie> will u get another tennet ?
11:05:00 <Kezzie> brb
11:05:00 <HellFury> nup
11:05:00 <HellFury> not wanting another one
11:30:00 <HellFury> i hate being female :S
11:30:00 <HellFury> 3 days of pain coming up
11:31:00 <Kezzie> glad i dont get them
11:31:00 <Kezzie> went throu hell when i did
11:32:00 <HellFury> thought it was weird i had a craving for meat
11:32:00 <HellFury> lol
11:32:00 <HellFury> now i know why
11:32:00 <Kezzie> but now had all removed i ever gone throu menopause and wont
11:32:00 <HellFury> yeh
11:32:00 <Kezzie> my twin sis gets all hot she gets it
11:32:00 <HellFury> :(
11:33:00 <HellFury> one thing i can get away with... smacking donkey and hiding it
11:33:00 <HellFury> :P
11:34:00 <Kezzie> we walked home from the shops once sis was all red she goes i got to sit down i said u ok she goes dont u go throu it i said no she called me a bitch lol
11:34:00 <HellFury> lolol
11:34:00 <HellFury> mum went through menopause early
11:35:00 <HellFury> around my age
11:35:00 <HellFury> so i dunno if i will or not
11:35:00 <Kezzie> i had a full histermecy < spelling both overies removed
11:35:00 <HellFury> hysterectomy
11:35:00 <HellFury> yeh
11:35:00 <Kezzie> u planing on have kids ?
11:35:00 <HellFury> its not a option right now
11:35:00 <Kezzie> ok
11:35:00 <HellFury> but pat did mention something about it
11:36:00 <Kezzie> would u like a bub ?
11:36:00 <Kezzie> i love babies and kids
11:36:00 <Kezzie> used to work in a childcare centre and did family day care for years at home
11:36:00 <HellFury> i would
11:36:00 <HellFury> look next door
11:39:00 <Kezzie> ok
11:40:00 <Kezzie> wish i was well enough to work now
11:41:00 <HellFury> me too
11:42:00 <Kezzie> got icon at 12.45pm hate the late starts
11:42:00 <HellFury> i am half way through cleaning johns old room
11:43:00 <HellFury> 2 handfulls of his fucking hair
11:43:00 <HellFury> i used a sharp bristle broom coz vacuum doesn't cut it
11:43:00 <Kezzie> my cleaner came today house smells nice
11:45:00 <HellFury> im working on cleaning out the spare room and then moving my clothes in there
11:45:00 <HellFury> and making the bed
11:45:00 <HellFury> make it so my pixie doesn't pine for john
11:45:00 <HellFury> its heart breaking
11:45:00 <HellFury> she isn't now the little bitch
11:45:00 <HellFury> asleep on a chair legs spread
13:15:00 <HellFury> sorry bored so cleaning the spare room and moving clothes
13:16:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/4yTjr
13:16:00 <HellFury> my cat does not know how to sleep like a lasy
13:16:00 <HellFury> lady
13:16:00 <HellFury> resorting to using tablet camera for now
13:17:00 <HellFury> my front facing camera refuses to focus
13:17:00 <HellFury> i can only take selfies
13:28:00 <Devil45> selfies...
13:28:00 <Devil45> just had a forum topic about failed selfies.
13:34:00 <HellFury> federation went down
13:34:00 <HellFury> onda
13:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hello
13:57:00 <HellFury> er what is with psi
14:00:00 <HellFury> now johns gone
14:00:00 <HellFury> im shifting clothes into the bigger room
14:00:00 <Devil45> psi still babbling on?
14:00:00 <Devil45> good thing im not there to see it.
14:00:00 <HellFury> calling me babygirl
14:01:00 <HellFury> i was close to shoving a used tampon in his mouth
14:02:00 <Devil45> colostomy bag is more effective
14:02:00 <HellFury> i used a stiff brush to sweep the hair on the floor
14:02:00 <HellFury> 2 big hand fulls
14:03:00 <Devil45> which is what psi is gonna need soon if he keeps up
14:03:00 <Devil45> after a few people tear him a new asshole
14:03:00 <HellFury> hes lucky i haven't done it yet
14:03:00 <HellFury> i just got my monthly
14:03:00 <HellFury> the bitch in me is now saying make john fucken come back here and clean that hair he left behind up
14:05:00 <Devil45> a message to all males: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/90/c7/5290c729a41d96749268858940813abe--period-humor-menopause-humor.jpg
14:12:00 <Devil45> on second thought - message to PSI
14:15:00 <HellFury> john moved on thursday
14:16:00 <HellFury> i want the bigger room for the clothes what not
14:16:00 <HellFury> and theres a bed in there
14:16:00 <HellFury> i got a um pining cat for john atm
14:16:00 <HellFury> so i figure more space bed and what not
14:16:00 <HellFury> ill make it a guest room
14:16:00 <Devil45> thats a good plan
14:17:00 <HellFury> he cant hack my "yelling" after they piss me off
14:17:00 <HellFury> so chose to move
14:17:00 <HellFury> as in out
14:17:00 <Devil45> you didnt yell at him
14:17:00 <Devil45> you told him in a firm voice he had to go
14:17:00 <HellFury> i did the weekend i went to dads
14:17:00 <Devil45> if he thinks you yelled thats in his mind
14:17:00 <HellFury> my voice was high enough for him to have a aspies attack
14:17:00 <HellFury> and then when pat told him he um has to move out coz hes stressing me out
14:18:00 <HellFury> he found a place by tuesday
14:18:00 <Devil45> pat put his foot down
14:18:00 <Devil45> "you gotta go mate"
14:18:00 <HellFury> he did this time
14:18:00 <Devil45> :)
14:18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/A5zdWLq.jpg
14:18:00 <Devil45> ok maybe he didnt say those words but to the effect
14:19:00 <HellFury> i basically said keep up the lies and what not and you will be out that door faster than i get my period
14:19:00 <HellFury> he was gone by thurs
14:21:00 <HellFury> i think i am due pain killers and a nap
14:21:00 <HellFury> i feel sick
14:21:00 <HellFury> after that sweeping of his hair and theres still more
14:21:00 <Devil45> why should you clean up his shit?
14:21:00 <HellFury> rooms spotless
14:22:00 <Devil45> thats like years ago when i lived in a youth shelter and the staff made me clean the girls toilet each day
14:22:00 <HellFury> except for the 2 yrs of hair thats ingrained into the carpet
14:22:00 <HellFury> not even vacuum can pick it up
14:22:00 <Devil45> i was like 'i dont use that dunny why should i clean the fish smell out?' - i copped extra duties for that comment
14:22:00 <HellFury> so i had to use a stiff bristle broom
14:22:00 <HellFury> he cleaned up vacuumed and all that before he left
14:23:00 <Devil45> its different now - missus is clean but back then teen girls not so much
14:23:00 <HellFury> but the hair is still glued to carpet
14:23:00 <HellFury> and well
14:23:00 <Devil45> no i wont joke about gluing things
14:23:00 <HellFury> i got mum coming down to spend a week with me
14:23:00 <Devil45> its sad he did that
14:23:00 <HellFury> so i need to clean the spare room
14:24:00 <HellFury> she will have to share with pixels
14:24:00 <HellFury> she still goes in room looking for john
14:24:00 <Devil45> unless shes allergic to cats it shouldnt be a problem
14:24:00 <HellFury> shes not
14:24:00 <Devil45> im sure clingy cat will welcome her
14:24:00 <HellFury> clingy cat doesn't mind her
14:25:00 <HellFury> will be good
14:25:00 <HellFury> coz i need help with the curb side clean out
14:25:00 <HellFury> old chairs and shit need to go
14:25:00 <HellFury> ok i will be back soon
14:25:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
19:45:00 <Lwaxana> hi
19:49:00 <ynnoB> !blonde
19:49:00 <ynnoB> lol
19:49:00 <ynnoB> hahahahahaha
19:49:00 <HellFury> !blonde
19:50:00 <ynnoB> !blonde
19:50:00 <^bozojim> hello ynnoB
19:50:00 <HellFury> 7:49p -lx ([email protected])- Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? Because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them!
19:50:00 <lx> 12 There is no force so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
19:50:00 <ynnoB> yo
19:50:00 <HellFury> !blonde
19:50:00 <HellFury> 7:50p -lx ([email protected])- What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
19:50:00 <lx> 12 If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
19:51:00 <HellFury> how the hell does one proof read m&m's
19:51:00 <ynnoB> no idea
19:51:00 <HellFury> unless they read it as W&W
19:51:00 <HellFury> sister in law is one
19:51:00 <HellFury> let me ask
19:51:00 <ynnoB> lol
19:52:00 <HellFury> she said no fucking idea ask your brother
19:52:00 <HellFury> well that didn't work
19:52:00 <ynnoB> it was last year's hide and seek champion
19:52:00 <HellFury> ooo why leave syd glennicles
19:53:00 <HellFury> yeh
19:53:00 <ynnoB> lol
20:01:00 <Lwaxana> got a buyer for mum's unit... they want a 4 week settlement ... so now the rush is on to clear the place out
22:12:00 <eddie> 4 weeks.. I would need 4 months to clear out my place
22:13:00 <HellFury> it took me 5 weeks
22:13:00 <HellFury> lol
22:13:00 <HellFury> 3 br house
22:13:00 <^bozojim> lol
22:56:00 <ynnoB> hey bozo
23:07:00 <^bozojim> hi ynnoB
23:07:00 <HellFury> 7(00President_Trump07)00 isn't that the same place?
23:07:00 <HellFury> he is a dumb shit
23:07:00 <ynnoB> yup
23:07:00 <ynnoB> how are you bozo?
23:08:00 <HellFury> i snorted my coke zero out when i saw that
23:08:00 <ynnoB> saw what?
23:08:00 <HellFury> trumps comment
23:09:00 <ynnoB> that's how dumb the real president is too
23:09:00 <HellFury> lol
23:09:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
23:10:00 <^bozojim> How are you?
23:10:00 <ynnoB> I'm ok
23:10:00 <ynnoB> thanks
23:10:00 <^bozojim> good to hear
23:10:00 <ynnoB> :)
23:11:00 <^bozojim> I just finished designing a quilting tool I will make down teh mens shed tomorrow
23:11:00 <ynnoB> nice.. :)
23:11:00 <^bozojim> out of huon pine
23:13:00 <ynnoB> cool
23:14:00 <ynnoB> so what kind of quilts will you be using the tool for?
23:15:00 <ynnoB> wtf?
23:15:00 <HellFury> time to stir the fuckwits in melb
23:15:00 <ynnoB> are you ok there, HellFury? :P
23:15:00 <HellFury> i just got told not to swear in melb
23:15:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:15:00 <HellFury> therefore i will do exactly that
23:18:00 <ynnoB> the poor bastard.. you're going to choke him
23:18:00 <HellFury> lol
23:23:00 <ynnoB> lol
23:29:00 <^bozojim> hands
23:37:00 <HellFury> what a crock of shit trump just spat out
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