// #flirt`n`tease — 2017-07-17
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10:55:00 <HellFury> was hose tisk or b1rd
10:57:00 <ynnoB> b1rd
10:57:00 <HellFury> thought so
10:58:00 <HellFury> back is killing me
10:58:00 <ynnoB> hose doesn't abuse ppl as such
10:58:00 <ynnoB> I mean tisk
10:58:00 <HellFury> and john played with it and
10:58:00 <ynnoB> he just rants on
10:58:00 <HellFury> pain radiated up to the top of my neck
10:58:00 <ynnoB> never get a massage from an amateur
10:58:00 <HellFury> it was radiating down to my hip and top of shoulder
10:59:00 <HellFury> so im waiting on pat and then going to dr to get pf
10:59:00 <ynnoB> pf?
10:59:00 <HellFury> panadeine forte
10:59:00 <ynnoB> k
10:59:00 <HellFury> only way i can deal with the pain atm
10:59:00 <ynnoB> maybe go to a chiropracter?
10:59:00 <HellFury> he pressed hard on the spot where it is sore
10:59:00 <HellFury> need at least 150 for that
11:00:00 <HellFury> im broke til friday
11:00:00 <ynnoB> you're not on concession?
11:00:00 <HellFury> then i have to fork out rent and powerbill money leaves me with fuck all
11:00:00 <ynnoB> I used to only pay $30 - $40
11:00:00 <HellFury> i am but they won't do it on my concession
11:00:00 <HellFury> dunno why
11:01:00 <ynnoB> hmm ok
11:01:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
11:01:00 <HellFury> i fork out for rent and then power and phone
11:02:00 <HellFury> leaves me almost broke til next pay
11:02:00 <HellFury> lucky power was 500 this mnth
11:02:00 <HellFury> usually its 600
11:02:00 <ynnoB> that's high..
11:02:00 <ynnoB> we don't pay that much and we're in a large house
11:02:00 <HellFury> 4 pcs fridge microwave washing machine and also dryer
11:03:00 <HellFury> someone has decided he wants to do bitcoin mining
11:03:00 <HellFury> so hes running 2 pcs for that now
11:03:00 <HellFury> well 1 plus the 3 of own personal
11:03:00 <HellFury> it's fkin stupid
11:04:00 <ynnoB> our last power bill was 345
11:04:00 <HellFury> mmm
11:05:00 <ynnoB> they should pay the power bill not yoyu
11:05:00 <ynnoB> you*
11:05:00 <HellFury> ah no
11:05:00 <HellFury> its responsibility
11:05:00 <ynnoB> huh?
11:05:00 <HellFury> i also run it up by using the washing machine and dryer
11:06:00 <HellFury> so fairs fair
11:06:00 <ynnoB> washing machines don't use that much power
11:06:00 <HellFury> my pc is left on
11:06:00 <HellFury> i have a mini fridge in here
11:06:00 <HellFury> plus big
11:06:00 <ynnoB> so is mine
11:06:00 <HellFury> we all use power here
11:06:00 <ynnoB> k
11:07:00 <HellFury> so its fair we all chip in and pay the bill
11:07:00 <HellFury> poor pat would be broke if he paid all the bills on his own
11:07:00 <HellFury> so its fair John and i chip in as its share house
11:08:00 <ynnoB> yeah that's fair
11:08:00 <HellFury> see pats pay comes in wed
11:08:00 <HellFury> thurs night i pay the rent and whatever bill i owe him
11:08:00 <ynnoB> k
11:08:00 <HellFury> by that stage a big chunk almost 1k gone
11:09:00 <ynnoB> yup.. a lot of cash
11:09:00 <HellFury> rent alone is 400 a week
11:09:00 <HellFury> we are in a 4 br house
11:09:00 <ynnoB> k
11:09:00 <HellFury> and renting through fam but coz we had 4 people here
11:09:00 <HellFury> shaun raised it from 370 to 400
11:10:00 <ynnoB> well you don't have 4 ppl.. rent should be reduced
11:10:00 <HellFury> we asked
11:10:00 <HellFury> but no cigar
11:10:00 <ynnoB> that's tight
11:10:00 <HellFury> ah well
11:10:00 <HellFury> their selling at some stage so we have to move
11:10:00 <ynnoB> sucky
11:10:00 <HellFury> might find a better place to go less rent
11:10:00 <HellFury> i hate moving
11:10:00 <ynnoB> true
11:11:00 <ynnoB> yeah I hate moving too
11:11:00 <ynnoB> especially when you have a lot of shit to move
11:11:00 <HellFury> im slowly throwing things out
11:11:00 <HellFury> shit people left behind
11:11:00 <HellFury> and shit people keep buying
11:11:00 <HellFury> like old pcs and what not
11:11:00 <HellFury> pat doesn't know it but i am throwing his old holey shirts out
11:12:00 <HellFury> i'd donate em but you know who wants a holey shirt
11:12:00 <ynnoB> lol
11:12:00 <HellFury> he has one where his nipple peeks out
11:12:00 <HellFury> with just the right amount of hair
11:12:00 <HellFury> i walked past him yesterday and said NIPPY!
11:12:00 <HellFury> and tweaked it through the shirt
11:13:00 <ynnoB> lol
11:13:00 <HellFury> it was worth the evil eye
11:13:00 <HellFury> then i get Jackie (nz tone) your lame
11:13:00 <HellFury> i said you need more shirts u got nippy hanging out
11:14:00 <HellFury> typical male says..... oh it loves to hang out and make you salivate
11:14:00 <ynnoB> ewwwwwwwwww
11:14:00 <HellFury> yeh
11:15:00 <HellFury> man tit
11:15:00 <ynnoB> yuk lol
11:15:00 <HellFury> its worse when hes out cold on the bed at night i walk in and his balls are hanging out of his boxers
11:15:00 <ynnoB> lol
11:15:00 <HellFury> so i tuck em back in and he snores louder
11:15:00 <HellFury> vapor lock
11:15:00 <ynnoB> don't tuck them in lol
11:22:00 <HellFury> lol
11:22:00 <ynnoB> gym time.. toolaroo
11:22:00 <HellFury> i posted about a week ago about him snoring in my ear
11:22:00 <HellFury> he snored in my ear when he got home
11:22:00 <HellFury> have fun running ya butt off
11:22:00 <HellFury> didn't even last
18:20:00 <chookmagnet> Me gets his camera equip ready to post it on YouNoob for posterity
18:20:00 <HellFury> youdirtyrat has to be b1rd
18:20:00 <chookmagnet> Just to show 2 brains cell aren't in conflict
18:39:00 <HellFury> youdirtyrat has to be b1rd
18:44:00 <^bozojim> hugs HellFury
18:46:00 <HellFury> huggles jim
18:46:00 <HellFury> i guess human food is good for sara
18:47:00 <HellFury> im fighting her for a chicken sanger
19:06:00 <HellFury> wtf is up with the attention seeking in melb
19:11:00 <HellFury> ok i think step back and wait for pain relief to kick in and play a game
19:12:00 <HellFury> away [r: gaming]
19:13:00 <chookmagnet> Lwaxana sorry to hear
20:52:00 <^bozojim> wb HellFury
20:52:00 <HellFury> ty
21:01:00 <HellFury> was that b1rd
21:03:00 <Lwaxana> where
21:06:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:07:00 <HellFury> he is a dirty rat
21:36:00 <JedStar> Hey all
21:36:00 <HellFury> heya jeddlerific
21:37:00 <HellFury> hows it hanging
21:37:00 <JedStar> To the left slightly :-)
21:38:00 <JedStar> You???
21:38:00 <HellFury> id say down to the left and looks like MJ but i dont have balls
21:39:00 <JedStar> Lol yes you do Roshie.....
21:39:00 <HellFury> :D
21:39:00 <JedStar> They are on your chest
21:39:00 <JedStar> Lol
21:39:00 <HellFury> their boobies like Bonnys
21:42:00 <^bozojim> hi JedStar
21:42:00 <HellFury> Psycho_Chicken on @#TheAgency @#melbourne #politicaldebate +#nerdhacks #sydney
21:42:00 <HellFury> who erm is that
21:43:00 <JedStar> Who knows or cares
21:43:00 <HellFury> just wondering lol
22:07:00 <Lwaxana> Psycho_Chicken = agent
22:08:00 <^bozojim> nite Lwaxana
22:45:00 <HellFury> between headache backache and toothache
22:45:00 <HellFury> i am so over this shit today
22:48:00 <^bozojim> oh no :(
22:48:00 <Bonny> shit it all out in the toilet
22:48:00 <HellFury> i was asking pat about the rent and how much i owe on power
22:48:00 <HellFury> i literally stopped mid sentence
22:48:00 <HellFury> its the lyrica
22:49:00 <Bonny> can't you pay the power bill by centrepay in small fortnightly instalments?
22:49:00 <HellFury> its in pats name
22:49:00 <HellFury> so the money comes out of his account
22:49:00 <Bonny> that doesn't help
22:50:00 <HellFury> we just all put money or hand him the cash
22:50:00 <HellFury> yeh
22:50:00 <HellFury> but its the only way to do it
22:50:00 <Bonny> k
22:50:00 <HellFury> john and pat get paid same time
22:50:00 <HellFury> i get mine the week after John
22:50:00 <HellFury> so we all pay on my pay week
22:50:00 <HellFury> he would rather pay it all in one big lump sum
22:50:00 <HellFury> then in installments
22:50:00 <Bonny> would have been easier to set up centrepay for that where you pay equal instalments
22:51:00 <HellFury> coz then he knows whats going out and coming in
22:51:00 <Bonny> k
22:51:00 <HellFury> hes anal like that with money
22:51:00 <HellFury> its the jew in him lol
22:51:00 <HellFury> he has know where his money is going
22:51:00 <HellFury> if he doesn't then he gets really shitty
22:51:00 <Bonny> lol
22:51:00 <HellFury> it takes alot to piss pat off
22:52:00 <HellFury> but if you piss him off he makes your life hell
22:52:00 <HellFury> about a year ago now someone stole 1500 from his account
22:52:00 <HellFury> via ebay
22:53:00 <HellFury> it took him almost 2 weeks before the bank took notice him complaining and then him cancelling card and then the bank realized money had been transferred out of his bank account via ebay
22:53:00 <HellFury> but i had to put up with his bad mood for 2 weeks
22:53:00 <HellFury> i thought i was bad
22:53:00 <HellFury> he is worse
22:54:00 <HellFury> they tracked it to canada
22:54:00 <HellFury> once he got his money back tho he was happy
22:55:00 <Bonny> lol
22:56:00 <Bonny> the other day I went to an atm to withdraw cash
22:56:00 <Bonny> I hit the right buttons to take my money out
22:56:00 <Bonny> and I didn't get it. .something about not having enuff cash in the account for me to withdraw which I thought it was strange
22:57:00 <Bonny> so I went home and checked my account online and it said $1000 was withdrawn
22:57:00 <Bonny> I called them and told them what happened and they said it autocorrects itself
22:58:00 <Bonny> it happened on a friday night and I had to wait till monday for the atm autocorrect and put my cash back in my account
22:58:00 <HellFury> ;/
22:58:00 <Bonny> and i needed that money b4 monday
22:58:00 <Bonny> I had to take money out of my dad's account and come monday I transferred my money back to his account
22:59:00 <HellFury> yeh
22:59:00 <Bonny> luckily my dad had the money that I needed
22:59:00 <Bonny> say I didn't have my dad's money to help me out?
22:59:00 <Bonny> I would have been up shit creek
23:00:00 <HellFury> yeh no the bank checked the person took 1 dollar from his bank account
23:00:00 <HellFury> transferred it out
23:01:00 <HellFury> and then when he knew he could he took 1500 out
23:01:00 <HellFury> the fight we had with them they shut his account down and then refunded the money and then opened a new one
23:01:00 <HellFury> i refuse now to put my deets on anything
23:01:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
23:02:00 <HellFury> toothache killing me
23:02:00 <Bonny> that weekend I was stressed out to the max cos of what happened at the atm
23:03:00 <Bonny> and I was doubting myself too.. thinking what if I took the money out and I didn't realise or what if the money came out of the machine and I didn't take it out
23:04:00 <Bonny> then I would have lost my money if that happened
23:05:00 <Bonny> bye ^bozojim
23:07:00 <HellFury> checking furbabies
23:08:00 <HellFury> saras asleep on a chair outside but in the yard
23:08:00 <HellFury> and pixies asleep in front room on the bed
23:08:00 <HellFury> gonna try and make friends with the stray
23:08:00 <HellFury> and then once i gain his trust i will get him to the vets
23:09:00 <HellFury> find out who owns him
23:10:00 <Bonny> yeh it could be microchipped
23:11:00 <HellFury> yeh so making nice with him
23:11:00 <Bonny> cool
23:11:00 <HellFury> bloody chicken bitch eats my dinner
23:11:00 <Bonny> lol
23:11:00 <Bonny> I didn't know you had chickens
23:11:00 <Bonny> do they lay enuff eggs?
23:12:00 <HellFury> we had roast chook from coles for dinner
23:12:00 <HellFury> dad has chooks
23:12:00 <Bonny> I went to the gym today. my pt had last week off so I was 1 week without her
23:12:00 <HellFury> i get fresh eggs all the time
23:12:00 <Bonny> when she saw me she was so happy.. she gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she missed me lol
23:12:00 <Bonny> nice
23:14:00 <HellFury> i stripped the chook and put it on plate then on her food mat
23:14:00 <HellFury> blondie eats the whole lot then licked the plate
23:14:00 <HellFury> :|
23:14:00 <Bonny> lol
23:15:00 <HellFury> weird cat
23:15:00 <Bonny> how many chooks do you have?
23:15:00 <HellFury> none atm
23:15:00 <HellFury> just two cats who are fussy
23:15:00 <HellFury> but dad has 6
23:15:00 <Bonny> ahh cool
23:16:00 <HellFury> and a rooster who decides to crow starting midnight on the hr every hr til around 9 am
23:16:00 <Bonny> gawd how annoying lol
23:16:00 <HellFury> yeh
23:16:00 <HellFury> unfortunately his name is Eric
23:17:00 <HellFury> named after my brother
23:17:00 <Bonny> must think he is on daylight savings time lol
23:17:00 <HellFury> my nephew 13 named him Eric
23:17:00 <HellFury> im like why
23:17:00 <Bonny> lol
23:17:00 <HellFury> he said coz he is so like uncle eric random
23:17:00 <HellFury> *rolls eyes*
23:17:00 <HellFury> my bro almost choked on his coffee
23:18:00 <HellFury> im like lij thats lame
23:18:00 <HellFury> nephew was sick on school hols last week
23:18:00 <HellFury> so he comes here
23:18:00 <HellFury> i gave him a blanket jumper and thick thermal socks
23:18:00 <HellFury> and then sat him down infront of xbox
23:19:00 <HellFury> he goes look i got a cameltoe
23:19:00 <HellFury> i swear the dirty minded person i am i looked at his crotch
23:19:00 <HellFury> he points to his foot which looked like a cameltoe
23:19:00 <HellFury> :|
23:19:00 <HellFury> kid almost fell off the couch laughing so hard he had tears streaming out of eyes
23:21:00 <Bonny> lol
23:21:00 <Bonny> dirty bitch lol
23:21:00 <HellFury> hey if someone says cameltoe
23:21:00 <HellFury> my instant thought is a actual womans cameltoe
23:21:00 <HellFury> or as we call it
23:21:00 <HellFury> Alice
23:21:00 <Bonny> not when it comes to kids.. :P
23:22:00 <HellFury> yeh but it was a random thing he said
23:22:00 <HellFury> and instantly thought of this
23:22:00 <Bonny> lol
23:22:00 <Bonny> dirty bitch lol
23:22:00 <Bonny> :P
23:22:00 <HellFury> http://imgur.com/a/7SFL9
23:23:00 <Bonny> that's no camel toe lol
23:23:00 <HellFury> its a moose knuckle
23:23:00 <Bonny> yup
23:23:00 <HellFury> coz cameltoe has a ugly sister
23:24:00 <HellFury> http://imgur.com/a/uwsbU
23:25:00 <Bonny> teach him to stare
23:26:00 <HellFury> lol
23:27:00 <Bonny> federer won wimbledon
23:27:00 <Bonny> his 8th time there
23:27:00 <Bonny> she has 2 sets of twins
23:27:00 <Bonny> 7 year old girls and 3 year boys
23:27:00 <HellFury> yeh
23:28:00 <Bonny> amazing
23:42:00 <HellFury> mm
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