// #flirt`n`tease — 2017-07-08
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08:33:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
10:54:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: Afk]
20:47:00 <^Roshanda^> heya
20:51:00 <^Roshanda^> was at shops eating breakky
20:51:00 <^Roshanda^> this woman and her hubby took table next to me and pat
20:51:00 <^Roshanda^> she goes gets her food comes back and stands there
20:51:00 <^Roshanda^> and then her jeans slid down
20:52:00 <^Roshanda^> i was watching the kfc line get longer
20:52:00 <^Roshanda^> and happened to see the first plumbers crack
20:52:00 <^Roshanda^> pat finishes eating and then sips his drink and almost swallowed the straw
20:52:00 <^Roshanda^> i go what
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> he does the head incline you know look at next table
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> so i did
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> the womans jeans slid down her saggy arse one more time
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> i look at pat and he mouthed plumbers crack
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> so i mouthed back saggy arse
20:53:00 <^Roshanda^> we both looked away and died laughing
20:54:00 <^Roshanda^> 2 mins later shes still trying to push phone into a tight pocket her jeans slide down more
20:54:00 <^Roshanda^> by this time pats laughing so hard his eyes are watering
20:54:00 <^Roshanda^> i was hiding my giggles behind my hand pretending to eat
20:54:00 <^Roshanda^> but i couldnt
20:55:00 <^Roshanda^> just as their going he goes nice display of plumbers crack'
20:55:00 <^Roshanda^> i honestly lost it
20:55:00 <^Roshanda^> took me 30 mins before i could stop laughing
20:56:00 <^Roshanda^> woolies we got what we wanted and then go through checkout two ladies start talking about my butt how big it is
20:56:00 <^Roshanda^> i turned around
20:56:00 <^Roshanda^> stared at them and then dropped a loud fart
20:57:00 <^Roshanda^> never seen 2 older females walk almost run to the next check out
20:57:00 <^Roshanda^> one goes oi mate control your wife
20:57:00 <^Roshanda^> he goes not my wife but gf and you asked for it for talking about her ass while shes listening
20:57:00 <^Roshanda^> serves them right
21:00:00 <^Roshanda^> pay back
21:00:00 <^Roshanda^> but the plumbers crack one
21:00:00 <^Roshanda^> i have not stopped laughing all day
21:43:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
21:48:00 <^Roshanda^> heya jeddles
21:49:00 <JedStar> Hi mate
21:49:00 <JedStar> How are you doing today
21:50:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh good u
21:50:00 <JedStar> Meh
21:50:00 <JedStar> Just finished work
21:50:00 <^Roshanda^> least your home right
22:11:00 <^bozojim> lol
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