// #flirt`n`tease — 2017-06-25
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11:35:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
13:34:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [1h58m55s]
13:36:00 <^Roshanda^> i was at checkouts at chemist and felt this huge sneeze and snot about to explode out
13:36:00 <^Roshanda^> infront of me is a cute as bunny 3 yr old with blond hair
13:36:00 <^Roshanda^> so i put my hand and finger over nose to stop sneeze
13:36:00 <^Roshanda^> didnt happen
13:37:00 <^Roshanda^> and i sneeze and snot flew out of my mouth same time
13:37:00 <^Roshanda^> hit this cute lil bunny 3 yr old in the back of the head
13:41:00 <Devil45> pity there were no trolls around
13:41:00 <Devil45> they deserve the snot bomb - not the kid
13:43:00 <^Roshanda^> meanwhile im standing there trying to cover my runny nose n keep a straight face
13:47:00 <Devil45> poor kid
13:47:00 <Devil45> but it was an accident
13:47:00 <Devil45> unless his mother was with him and saw it - no biggie
13:50:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh i couldnt help it
13:50:00 <^Roshanda^> i was reaching for my tissue when it happened
13:50:00 <^Roshanda^> thats the funny part
13:51:00 <^Roshanda^> but the snot hitting the kids head was funnier
13:51:00 <^Roshanda^> it was a big one too
13:51:00 <^Roshanda^> and dark green
13:51:00 <Devil45> maybe when hes older he might dye his hair green
13:51:00 <Devil45> kids do a lot worse - e.g. rubbing poo on walls
13:52:00 <^Roshanda^> it was hard to keep a straight face though after seeing that snot fly
13:53:00 <Devil45> did you say the kid was 3?
13:53:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh
13:53:00 <Devil45> so you hit a toddler?
13:53:00 <^Roshanda^> with a large wad of snot
13:53:00 <Devil45> a toddler hanky
13:53:00 <^Roshanda^> i felt bad so i got her a chocolate freddo
13:54:00 <Devil45> oh a little girl?
13:54:00 <Devil45> if it was a boy it wouldnt matter
13:54:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh her name was Tayla
13:54:00 <Devil45> you know if she remembers it - and starts school later shes gonna cop snot nicknames
13:54:00 <^Roshanda^> lolol
13:55:00 <Devil45> not so much due to you but other kids (as i said kids do terrible things)
13:55:00 <^Roshanda^> i asked john for a multi vit
13:55:00 <Devil45> :o)
13:55:00 <^Roshanda^> hopefully it helps
13:55:00 <^Roshanda^> true
13:56:00 <^Roshanda^> i was just telling devil i sneezed and snotted all over a kd at the chemist
13:57:00 <^Roshanda^> kid
13:57:00 <Devil45> thats sure to brighten tozzas day
13:57:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
13:58:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh i was trying not to laugh
13:58:00 <Devil45> made my day
13:58:00 <^Roshanda^> ;p
13:59:00 <tozza> Hello
14:00:00 <^Roshanda^> ah well
14:00:00 <^Roshanda^> they call them snot heads
14:00:00 <^Roshanda^> this certainly was the case
14:01:00 <Devil45> i take it nothing major happened here yesterday?
14:01:00 <^Roshanda^> nope
14:01:00 <Devil45> i wasnt here thursday either
14:01:00 <^Roshanda^> i did tell trump to go fuck himself
14:01:00 <^Roshanda^> but thats nothing new
14:01:00 <Devil45> who hasnt told him to do that
14:01:00 <Devil45> im not one to pry
14:02:00 <Devil45> but i noticed kez has been away a while
14:02:00 <^Roshanda^> shes in hospital still
14:02:00 <^Roshanda^> shes come down with a chest infection
14:02:00 <^Roshanda^> looks like another week in hosp
14:04:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh me either
14:04:00 <^Roshanda^> tryin to keep it out of melb or syd
14:04:00 <Devil45> i refuse to go back to those rooms
14:05:00 <^Roshanda^> mm
14:06:00 <Devil45> i didnt leave syd due to amelia - i left melb due to her though
14:08:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh
14:08:00 <^Roshanda^> kels back i see
14:10:00 <Devil45> thought so
14:10:00 <Devil45> i leave the bitch comes back
14:10:00 <^Roshanda^> dunno ban wa lifted
14:10:00 <^Roshanda^> was
14:10:00 <^Roshanda^> im gonna take my sick ass back to bed
14:11:00 <Devil45> maybe ibiza felt sorry for her
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> i feel absolutely horrendous
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> john said i looked really white
14:11:00 <Devil45> and he wasnt being funny
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> mmmm
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> nope
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> not at all
14:11:00 <^Roshanda^> even pats telling me to go lie down
14:23:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
14:23:00 <^Roshanda^> imma go lie down
14:23:00 <^Roshanda^> i feel shit
14:23:00 <^Roshanda^> just wormed and fleaed the cat
14:24:00 <^Roshanda^> we did pixie last night
14:24:00 <^Roshanda^> now sara
14:24:00 <^Roshanda^> and boy did she look pissed off
14:54:00 <tozza> Hi Devil45
15:03:00 <Devil45> the tozza man :) (i know im a bit late) long time no see
15:03:00 <tozza> Hello
15:03:00 <tozza> Yeh chassis came back screen is great
17:43:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [3h19m47s]
18:15:00 <^bozojim> lol
18:26:00 <^Roshanda^> it was funny
18:26:00 <^Roshanda^> kid felt the back of her head for ages
18:26:00 <^Roshanda^> and then her mum looks and theres this chunk of snot on her head
18:26:00 <^Roshanda^> i was trying to stop it happening but it didnt work
18:28:00 <^bozojim> hehe
18:31:00 <^bozojim> good evening Lwaxana
18:32:00 <Lwaxana> evening
18:34:00 <Chookmagnet> eye is 95%
19:02:00 <JedStar> Hey all
19:02:00 <^Roshanda^> must be fuckwit hr in melb
19:03:00 <JedStar> Lol someone got your goat Roshie??
19:04:00 <^Roshanda^> just tired of "sunbury rapist" shit
19:04:00 <^Roshanda^> and its day in day out
19:04:00 <^Roshanda^> my goat atm is i got a cold so making me cranky
19:04:00 <^bozojim> hi JedStar
19:05:00 <JedStar> Hi Jim
19:05:00 <JedStar> Fair enough Roshie :-/
19:06:00 <^Roshanda^> i was nice to a 3 yr old today jeddles
19:06:00 <^Roshanda^> i sneezed and this big wad of snot went flying and hit her head
19:07:00 <^Roshanda^> right in the middle of her blond curls
19:07:00 <^Roshanda^> she stood there trying to feel for it her mum turns and checks her head
19:07:00 <JedStar> I might actually take a walk home... bbs
19:07:00 <^Roshanda^> Tayla did you pick your nose and rub it in your hair
19:07:00 <^Roshanda^> no mum lady behind me sneezed
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> i failed in not laughing
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> but i bought her chocolate freddo
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> 7(00Kashus07)00 Im not breaker no
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> 07(00Kashus07)00 Im an aspiring rapist
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> er what the fuck
19:08:00 <^Roshanda^> thats in melb
19:10:00 <^Roshanda^> er i think ill shut my mouth in melb
19:10:00 <^Roshanda^> Kashus on #melbourne
19:11:00 <^Roshanda^> not even a regoed name
19:11:00 <^Roshanda^> why would you want a mentor to rape women
19:13:00 <^Roshanda^> convo in there is very wrong
20:17:00 <JedStar> Back
20:17:00 <Lwaxana> Front
20:18:00 <JedStar> Left
20:18:00 <Lwaxana> Right
20:19:00 <JedStar> What's happening Lwaxana???
20:20:00 <^Roshanda^> feel like keeling over
20:20:00 <^Roshanda^> but i wont
20:36:00 <^bozojim> sigh
20:36:00 <^bozojim> just had a chit knock on my door and he tried to scare me
20:36:00 <^bozojim> shame it wa so pitiful
21:00:00 <Lwaxana> :(
21:03:00 <^bozojim> hope he falls on the road
21:03:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:04:00 <^bozojim> it is cold and wet out there
21:34:00 <^bozojim> hugs ^Roshanda^
21:34:00 <^bozojim> hi Chookmagnet
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