// #australia — 2024-10-31
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00:14:00 <ld0g> hi Bonny
00:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i need someones opinion
00:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://imgur.com/EPLWYan in this photo on the right side of the on the green building there is a companies logo can you tell if that has being photoshopped in or does it look alright
00:38:00 <ld0g> hello Bonny
00:45:00 <ld0g> hello soyience
00:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi ld0g
01:07:00 <ld0g> hello Snoopys_Gunship
01:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you mate
01:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> can i use your brain for a few minutes Bonny
01:46:00 <Bonny> I only have a peabrain
01:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
01:48:00 <Bonny> :P
01:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> look at fb messenger
01:48:00 <Bonny> just did
01:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> can you tell at all
01:49:00 <Bonny> not photoshopped
01:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> awesome that there is 4 hours worth of work
01:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had to take away one sign they had on the wall and replace it with the new ones
01:50:00 <Bonny> why's that?
01:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> change of name im guessing
01:51:00 <Bonny> ok
01:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon ive done good
01:51:00 <Bonny> yup
01:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now lets see what the client says lol
01:52:00 <Bonny> :)
01:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thankfully now the singos are all done and fucked off
01:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hopefully tho
01:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who knows they may come in at 3am and do some washing
01:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i fucking hope not lol
01:53:00 <Bonny> why would they do their washing at 3am?
01:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me but it has happened before
01:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it happened a few times last year
01:55:00 <Bonny> ok
01:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you got any plans for today
01:57:00 <Bonny> nup
01:57:00 <Bonny> housework
01:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> boring lol
01:58:00 <Bonny> yup
01:58:00 <Bonny> it has to be done
01:59:00 <Bonny> my place is spotless tho.. just need to dust and clean kitchen and laundry
01:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah im forever cleaning the hotel room concidering the afternoon shift cleaner cant be fucked coming into the room
01:59:00 <Bonny> that sucks
02:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah and ive made a complaint to the manager about her
02:00:00 <Bonny> so you should
02:01:00 <Bonny> I wanna replace the carpets in my 2 bedrooms
02:01:00 <Bonny> any idea how much that will cost me?
02:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats a tricky one
02:01:00 <Bonny> yeah
02:02:00 <Bonny> they say free consultation but they end up with your details and spam you with them
02:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> best bet would be to go to somewhere like carpet call or something like that and ask them for prices per square meter
02:02:00 <Bonny> ok
02:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then measure out how many square meters you will need and go in and get it
02:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or have you thought of tiled carpeting
02:03:00 <Bonny> what's cheaper?
02:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no idea honestly but defence use tiled carpets in all their buildings
02:03:00 <Bonny> ok
02:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> again goto the place and suss it out
02:04:00 <Bonny> yeah
02:04:00 <Bonny> I have to wait till I turn 60 in december to claim my super
02:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and maybe get the app hipages and when your ready put out a job for it to be done and you will get it a lot cheaper then going through a bigger company
02:05:00 <Bonny> ok
02:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all the little companies bid litereally for your job so you do end up getting it cheaper
02:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> if we need things fixed sarah just on the app and within 30 minutes we got people calling us with a quote
02:07:00 <Bonny> cool
02:07:00 <Bonny> what's the app called?
02:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hipages
02:07:00 <Bonny> ok
02:07:00 <Bonny> ta
02:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its used heavily on the tv show The Block
02:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you checking it out now
02:12:00 <Bonny> nah.. don't have the money to do anything
02:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ok well you can still download the app and have it at the ready
02:15:00 <Bonny> true
02:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb need to ummmm take a number 2 :P
02:23:00 <Bonny> ok.. I need a coffee
02:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok im back and thats not a bad idea at all
02:27:00 <Bonny> yeah coffee time
02:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stop coffee time :D
02:27:00 <Bonny> lol
02:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok water is boiled time to make it brb
02:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok im good now
02:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh did i tell you what happened earlier to me
02:37:00 <Bonny> wb
02:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty
02:37:00 <Bonny> no
02:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so im sitting outside watching for any cars to be coming in and this bloke walks up to the gate and says to me "is it alright for me to cross" and im like yeah go on, then before he crosses he turns and says "if it wasnt for people like you the world would no order in this world
02:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and then walks away
02:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like huh wtf lol
02:39:00 <Bonny> wtf?
02:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry got that last part wrong hang on lo
02:39:00 <Bonny> lol
02:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> if there were no people like you there would be no order in this world
02:40:00 <Bonny> ahhhh
02:40:00 <Bonny> that is still a fucked up statement tho
02:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah well i reckon he was on meth lol
02:40:00 <Bonny> lol
02:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wearing thongs and short and a SHIRT
02:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit
02:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
02:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shity
02:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking hell
02:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i still got it wrong
02:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shirt
02:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there fuck yeah
02:41:00 <Bonny> lol
02:41:00 <Bonny> you had it right in the first place lol
02:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ffs
02:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did too
02:42:00 <Bonny> hahahahaha
02:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> right i give up trying to spell words properly
02:42:00 <Bonny> lol
02:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going to drive electrohead insane when he wakes up
02:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he cant stand people not spelling words correctrly
02:43:00 <Bonny> it's 11:42 am there
02:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> where da fuck is he
02:43:00 <Bonny> no idea
02:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope he must be out to it
02:45:00 <Bonny> it's lunch time there
02:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe he is out getting lunch
02:45:00 <Bonny> he is in a middle of bush
02:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe he is hunting his food :D
02:45:00 <Bonny> rofl
02:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know as if he would do that
02:46:00 <Bonny> who knows with him
02:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he could have like this long rifle he uses to protect himself
02:47:00 <Bonny> yeah
02:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder if he knows about the drop bears here in australia
02:47:00 <Bonny> lol
02:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you knoiw about them riht Bonny
02:48:00 <Bonny> koalas eh?
02:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no koalas are cute and cuddley drop bears are vicious things
02:48:00 <Bonny> oh ok
02:48:00 <Bonny> never seen one
02:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d5/04/b4/d504b4d9108852c9b0ccc61d40e5e044--drop-bear-australia.jpg there you go :D
02:51:00 <Bonny> hahahahaha
02:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://cookednomad.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/dropbear6-1024x683.png there we go a better picture of one :D
02:53:00 <Bonny> they look like koalas tho
02:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shhhhh dont tell electrohead that lol
02:53:00 <Bonny> lol
02:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i was in the army and we were with the Americans we always use to tell them to watch out for the drop bears, gullable fuckers fell for it all the time
02:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they would be out bush looking up making sure they dont drop from the trees and kill them like we said they would lol
02:54:00 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
02:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> scared the shit out of some of the yanks lol
02:59:00 <Bonny> lol
03:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> would scare the shit ouf of electrohead i reckon
03:05:00 <Bonny> not much scares him
03:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh these might lol
03:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> if we are lucky enough :D
03:11:00 <Bonny> lol
03:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> omg i just realised i only have 3ish hours of work left
03:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> tonight is going to be a cunt of a night tho
03:14:00 <Bonny> why's that?
03:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they have a function on tonight
03:15:00 <Bonny> ahhh ok
03:15:00 <Bonny> just hide
03:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god i wish that i could
03:16:00 <Bonny> yeah
03:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i might just sit near the door and wave as they come in and out lol
03:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its going to be fucknig chaos
03:16:00 <Bonny> yeah trying to get their regos
03:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah thats not going to happen tonight
03:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive already told the guard on day shift as soon as i come in im throwing the piece of paper out the window lol
03:18:00 <Bonny> lol
03:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> come on electrohead come on come one
03:34:00 <Bonny> yeah
03:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaahah
03:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just saw something on fb again thats making me laugh so hard
03:40:00 <Bonny> uhuh
03:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> got a riddle for ya
03:46:00 <Bonny> ok
03:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when im 22 years old my brother was half my age, now im 44, how old is my brother?
03:47:00 <Bonny> 22
03:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no
03:47:00 <Bonny> ??
03:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so half of 22 is 11 yeah
03:48:00 <Bonny> yup
03:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so now im 44 what is 44 - 11
03:48:00 <Bonny> 33
03:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> exactly
03:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> because when i was 22 he was 11 yeah
03:49:00 <Bonny> yup
03:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im now 44 and he would be 11 years younger then me
03:49:00 <Bonny> true
03:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its just like this one, how far into a forrest do i walk before im walking out again
03:50:00 <Bonny> tricky
03:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> answer is 1 step, because if you take 1 step in stop and then walk back out again you have walked out of the forrest
03:51:00 <Bonny> ahhhh
03:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> me and some work mates use to do these type of riddles to each other all the time
03:51:00 <Bonny> this is too early in the morning for my brain to function lol
03:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
03:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some would make me go mental
03:52:00 <Bonny> yeah
03:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck today is the day i have to pick up the fat shit
03:53:00 <Bonny> yup
03:53:00 <Bonny> just shovel it up and take it to the tip
03:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god that woudl be good lol
03:54:00 <Bonny> lol
03:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or i could ask the pilot to throw him out at 15000ft lol
03:57:00 <Bonny> lol
04:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yeah the lingerie for my wife is coming tomorrow :D
04:01:00 <Bonny> yay lol
04:02:00 <Bonny> is it being sent to your house?
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
04:02:00 <Bonny> and who's name is on the parcel?
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in a disgred package
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mine
04:02:00 <Bonny> so she won't open it
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
04:02:00 <Bonny> lol
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its apparently at the sorting centre for australia post
04:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in brisbane
04:03:00 <Bonny> cool
04:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 2:15 AM
04:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> At sorting centre
04:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
04:03:00 <Bonny> nice
04:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so maybe give it a day to get their shit together and ill get it when i get home tomorrow
04:04:00 <Bonny> yeah
04:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it makes you wonder if the delivery guy actually knows whats in the package lol
04:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> be funny as hell if the vib had a battery in it and it starts vibrating lol
04:05:00 <Bonny> yeah
04:05:00 <Bonny> lol
04:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well i know what im doing saturday night after maves touch football matches
04:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he has 2 tomorrow (friday) and 3 on saturday afternoon
04:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> poor kid is going to be tired as fuck
04:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then if he gets into the finals he plays more games on sunday lol
04:07:00 <Bonny> lol
04:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but its like over the other side of fucking brisbane
04:08:00 <Bonny> yeah
04:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think im going to be more dead then him lol
04:09:00 <Bonny> lol
04:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going ot move the hire car brb
05:47:00 <electrohead> and I'm back again
05:47:00 <electrohead> ended up stopping at a friend's house
05:47:00 <Bonny> snoops has gone awol
05:50:00 <electrohead> he'll come back eventually lol
05:50:00 <Bonny> then you will be awol
05:51:00 <electrohead> I always come back though
05:51:00 <Bonny> uhuh
05:51:00 <electrohead> lol
09:37:00 <soyience> good morning ld0g
09:37:00 <soyience> what business does a british couple have fleeing to mainland china
09:38:00 <soyience> who would run into the maw
09:40:00 <soyience> ah well i guess there just you know not enough evidence to convict
09:40:00 <soyience> wrong place wrong time la
09:42:00 <soyience> ya' onnar - if the shoe don't fizzle yo must acquizzile
15:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuckers and btiches :D
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