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01:00 <pepsiguy> Oi!
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> gah
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> i have another 10 hr shift on the weekend and the cunt who sat next to me in the truck had fuckin flu
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> guess who is feeling sick
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> <-----
03:00 <pepsiguy> Ahh shit
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> imma fucken rub snot on his fucking bag
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i am so mad atm
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> i don't want to call out ive taken cold and flu tablets and other pain killers but i am feeling so unwell
05:00 <RetroDan> Pump some raw garlic
05:00 <TwistedBlister42> i had some earlier
05:00 <TwistedBlister42> and just took brufen but its triggering my osteoarthritic pain
05:00 <TwistedBlister42> lucky i stocked up on voltaren
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> i thought it was the knock to the head i banged my head on Sat down at Arrow
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> but it feels like flu
06:00 <RetroDan> You have one day to recover?
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'll give Ricky the flu back
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> if i didn't need the hours i would call out
07:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'll rub snot on his bag
07:00 <TwistedBlister42> its just starting thankfully
07:00 <TwistedBlister42> so i will get on it fast with vit c tablets and the cold and flu tablets i got on me now
08:00 <RetroDan> i have somethign ready to hit me but im to under pump to let it happen, as soon as weekend hits ill be fucked
08:00 <TwistedBlister42> i wash trucks for a living
08:00 <TwistedBlister42> so even if it gets worse
08:00 <TwistedBlister42> im around water all day
10:00 <TwistedBlister42> i can always blame the water hitting me for the runny nose tbh
10:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was soaked to the skin last week
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> is that the only shift you have this week there
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and hey pepsiguy
22:00 <pepsiguy> Morning Snoopys_Gunship
23:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah so far
23:00 <TwistedBlister42> its a 5:30 am to 4:30 pm
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not morning yet
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cool im wrapping up my 7th night straight of 12 hour shifts
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> i think the morning weekend super got mad cos we get to the first location and we stand around for a good hour before the first truck comes around
24:00 <RetroDan> wow
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> if its 5:30 am start it means we are going to Redbank to Centurion
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what RetroDan
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> they fucked us around last time and made us wait til around 6 before they brought the first lot of trucks around
25:00 <TwistedBlister42> and shit
25:00 <TwistedBlister42> i had 2 10 hr shifts last weekend but they pulled me off the Sunday shift
26:00 <TwistedBlister42> but sat they had us at Port of Brisbane until just after 3 pm
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you pepsiguy
28:00 <pepsiguy> Not bad thx.. next shift is Saturday night
28:00 <TwistedBlister42> i shouldn't laugh
28:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1960531704416222
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh sweet after tonight my next one is monday morning
29:00 <pepsiguy> Just chilling
29:00 <pepsiguy> Nice
29:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh you are gonna enjoy the sleep
30:00 <RetroDan>  days 12hr shiftswas saying wow to 
30:00 <RetroDan> i was saying wow to 7 days 12 hour shifts
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah poor bloke
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> dunno how he does it
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep while im up here its all 7 nights straight
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was fucked after the first 12 hour shift
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at the moment until end of november im a FIFO worker lol
31:00 <TwistedBlister42> Pat will tell you i literally crawled up the stairs and then fell over head first into the bed with my work clothes on lol
31:00 <RetroDan> $
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah bro BIG $
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lets just say before tax for the week its about $3600
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh wow
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah im trying to get more hours in
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> i should though
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> take home its about $2500
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> 3 people quit last week when they got booked for 4 back to back shifts lol
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so this number is as off last tuesday
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this is what i have earnt so far this year
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> $30,745.87
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh wow
36:00 <RetroDan> im on 2500 take home infront of computer
36:00 <RetroDan> ill take it lol
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but thats why im up here when im back at home its full on actual work
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> like monday morning im standing on my feet all morning
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then tuesdays shift is driving all night
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> fun
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> RetroDan this is my holiday for the year lol
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i still got 6 more weeks tho lol
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh lord you know i live in Bogan
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> this lady tonight at brown stains mall walked past and had no bra and panties on
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> i didn't know where to look
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> she bent over and wind blew up her skirt
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> so all of us around her got a look at her lily white ass
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and that ladies and gents is why i dont go into browns plains unless im going to dinner
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> she wore a white see through shirt
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> so we all could see her tits
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i keep my maori arse out of there
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> i prefer to go to Garden City down at Mt Gravatt
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> but lol i was too lazy
59:00 <pepsiguy> Speaking of lazy, I’m gonna go watch some Netflix
59:00 <pepsiguy> Bbl
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going to go watch bad boys speak later
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaahaha GONESKIT
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i knew that would work
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and more parts ordered for my gel blaster :D
48:00 <pepsiguy> Night
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> night mate
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> like that one
55:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did you just have a nap
56:00 <Bonny> nah.. designing and sending invites
56:00 <Bonny> wanna see one?
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure
57:00 <Bonny> I sent those via txt
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats nice
59:00 <Bonny> what a whinger is twisted
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yep
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ooooh gee i got a 10 hour shift this saturday
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> harden the fuck up 
00:00 <Bonny> she doesn't know what hard work is
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i should of said
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> here want a cup of concreate lol
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but i thought i would be civilised lol
01:00 <Bonny> you civilised? lol
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey i can be when i am forced too
02:00 <Bonny> lol
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was thinking of just using ChanOP but she has had her fun lol
02:00 <Bonny> yup
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and poor RetroDan doesnt know what he came in on lol
03:00 <Bonny> lol
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> RetroDan that is our local fuckstain who needs a .50cal round straight between the eyes so a pink mist comes out the back
04:00 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <Bonny> can't miss her she's so big
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wouldnt you agree Bonny
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you're a meanie Bonny :P
05:00 <Bonny> you can talk lol
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah well lets just say we both are
05:00 <Bonny> lol
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do remember when she raged and someone was using ChanOP to piss her off and she never knew :D
06:00 <Bonny> she didn't know who it was
06:00 <Bonny> and she was crying to me
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes she never knew and still doesnt
06:00 <Bonny> I copped the shit for it lol
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she thought it was you at one stage didnt she
07:00 <Bonny> no.. but as channel owner I should have put a stop to it lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :D
07:00 <Bonny> hey electrohead.. *hugz*
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> should have but you were laughing too hard too
07:00 <electrohead> I was playing on the xbox one last night, first time doing that in a while
07:00 <electrohead> needless to say, I'm just now waking up
08:00 <electrohead> I already had a lot of caffeine yesterday
08:00 <electrohead> :/
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh have you got me on your xbox account electrohead
09:00 <electrohead> you play on the xbox one?
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> roger that
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got the X and the S
09:00 <electrohead> noice
09:00 <electrohead> I have *the original* xbox one
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the S only gets used for netflix now lol
10:00 <electrohead> lol
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway next time your on add me my tag is MortalGrunt
10:00 <Bonny> oooer
11:00 <electrohead> lol
11:00 <electrohead> and ok cool
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey it got given to me when i signed up lol
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK crazy is awake
11:00 <Bonny> lol
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes talking to me on messenger
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey maybe i might have found my uber ride lol
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe she might have some sympathy for me and pick me up :D
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then again i dont know if i wanna be spending an hour with crazy lol
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alone that is lol
14:00 <Bonny> they call her crazy for a reason.. she has a chemical balance in the brain and can't do shit
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well shes off work till her op on the 4th novemeber
15:00 <Bonny> what op? lobotany?
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah apparently its a hip replacement
16:00 <Bonny> ouch
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep so the whinging will only get worst
16:00 <Bonny> yup
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta use the force to ignore her BS
16:00 <Bonny> and she will stay at your house too
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god no
16:00 <Bonny> lol
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes got her own house
16:00 <Bonny> good
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> her son still lives with her
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lazy fucker
17:00 <Bonny> yup
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well today is going to be fun
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i get back home i gotta unpack then maybe get some sleep in then pick mave up from touch football training then take him swimming lol
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going to be fucking tired as hell
18:00 <electrohead> who are you talking about?
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my mother in law
18:00 <electrohead> ahh ok
18:00 <electrohead> :p
19:00 <Bonny> he wouldn't dare say me
19:00 <electrohead> oh he wouldn't
20:00 <electrohead> he would have to battle me
20:00 <electrohead> lol
20:00 <Bonny> lol
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah during covid she split with her husband and lived with me for 3 months and the silly nutter kept on stock piling shit she didnt need and walked around the house listening to the radio full blast thinking everyone will get covid and die
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no i would have to have steel balls too
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope they are big but not steel
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck she wont go to fucking sleep
22:00 <Bonny> hmmm that was delish
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who crazy
23:00 <Bonny> the olive dip I just had
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh lol ok
23:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> annnnnnyway enough of crazy
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lets talk shop
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who has a dildo they can share :D
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh they have given up on trying to fix the chopper lol
25:00 <Bonny> no I don't share
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hrmmmmm electrohead can i borrow yours
25:00 <Bonny> what's wrong with chopper?
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> something to do with the fuel
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its not getting any at all
26:00 <Bonny> fuel pump?
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope they have replaced that
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they dont know whats the matter
26:00 <Bonny> oh ok
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they have had the fuel truck in 6 times today/tonight given it fuel and then pumping it back again
27:00 <Bonny> they need to rest
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep i told them that but hey they wont listen to a kiwi lol
29:00 <Bonny> well by staying up trying to fix it will only make matters worse as they are stressing out etc and cos of that they can't think straight so best to have a rest with a clearer mind
29:00 <Bonny> I used to do that when I used to smoke..
29:00 <Bonny> like I'll try and fix something and I'd get stressed so I smoke a ciggie and have a clear mind again
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do that with wanking :D
30:00 <Bonny> I used to use the ciggies for break in routine
30:00 <Bonny> rofl
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey thats what i do too :D
30:00 <Bonny> I didn't know you smoked?
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no wanking :D
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Bonny> you're talking to an innocent child
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who
32:00 <Bonny> me
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> everyone who believes that take your hand off it
33:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> notice nothing was said :P
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pffft you innocent
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats like me being a virgin
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we know THAT isnt true
34:00 <Bonny> yup
34:00 <Bonny> my hymen grew back
34:00 <Bonny> so I'm innocent
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahahaha no such thing
34:00 <Bonny> you don'
34:00 <Bonny> don't believe in hymens?
34:00 <Bonny> I'm a born again virgin
34:00 <electrohead> I'm here 
35:00 <electrohead> coffee is brewing
35:00 <Bonny> hey electrohead.. *hugz* pensi
35:00 <Bonny> penis
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no i dont
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no one is a born again virgin
35:00 <Bonny> well I took a leaf out of your book electrohead and cleaned my whole house up. it's spotless no dust or anything
36:00 <Bonny> even my laundry all done
36:00 <electrohead> lol :p
36:00 <electrohead> and nice, feels good to have stuff cleaned up, huh?
36:00 <electrohead> does to me >.
36:00 <Bonny> yup
36:00 <electrohead> >.< *
36:00 <electrohead> lol
36:00 <Bonny> it's gives you a bit of pride
36:00 <electrohead> a tiny bit, yeah
37:00 <Bonny> only a tiny bit?
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my hotel room is fucking spotless
37:00 <electrohead> for me, yeah
37:00 <Bonny> they clean it everyday
37:00 <electrohead> feels good, goes away quickly, then realize after three days it's back to being dusty
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i make a mess and after i have eaten i clean it straight back up again
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i havent seen house keeping for 5 days lol
37:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh
38:00 <Bonny> the hotel I stayed at in adelaide used to clean the room, clean the bathroom and make the beds
38:00 <electrohead> https://www.amazon.com/Lavazza-Coffee-Medium-Espresso-2-2-Pound/dp/B005OJ4X32/
38:00 <electrohead> this is the coffee I'm having this morning
38:00 <electrohead> :D
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> remember last year that worker that complained about me walking around in my underwear and she didnt wanna clean my room because of it
39:00 <Bonny> lavazza is the biggest coffee sellers in the whole
39:00 <Bonny> world*
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well i saw her today and gave her the biggest evil eye
39:00 <Bonny> ;p;
39:00 <Bonny> lol;
39:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill show you what im getting electrohead
40:00 <electrohead> I'd complain too, if I saw a man without a bulge
40:00 <electrohead> lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
41:00 <Bonny> next time snoops.. put a pair tennis balls in there
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck no shes a bitch i wont give her the statifcation
42:00 <Bonny> yeah fair enuff
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/products/beyond-black-roast
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats what im getting :D
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> support vetreans :D
44:00 <Bonny> how's your crack going, goop boy?
46:00 <electrohead> ahh, black rifle, they are still around
46:00 <electrohead> hell yeah
46:00 <electrohead> I like them only so much
46:00 <electrohead> years ago I bought a few of their coffees and a mug, and .. well
47:00 <electrohead> I love how they shove the normal american bullshit in your face - "made in america" ... yet the mug clearly had a sticker on the bottom, stating "made in china"
47:00 <electrohead> so, just another special interest group looking for money, what else is new
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> better then given it to the aussie retards
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> altho wounded heroes do get some of my business
52:00 <electrohead> I'm done donating to stuff like that lol
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah well i dont know how bad it is in merica but here in australia they dont give a fuck about the vets like literally none, and wounded heroes give back 100% of their sales to the vets, their CEOs pay wage is literally $0
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bbs
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