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03:00 <gee_man> no one cares; you love it
03:00 <gee_man> did somebody say menulog?
03:15 <gee_man> no one cares; you love it
03:21 <gee_man> did somebody say menulog?
08:00 <ld0g> what u getting
08:55 <ld0g> what u getting
09:00 <ld0g> im a bit hungry myself
09:00 <ld0g> im a bit hungry myself
09:00 <ld0g> i lost 4kg
09:46 <ld0g> i lost 4kg
20:00 <gee_man> nah not getting any, it's too late
20:27 Join: Steve ([email protected]) to #australia
20:28 Mode: (by Bonny) +v Steve
20:53 <gee_man> nah not getting any, it's too late
21:00 <gee_man> just had the song stuck in my head
21:01 <gee_man> just had the song stuck in my head
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> did some one say kfc?
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
38:00 <gee_man> it's too late to eugoogaliser
38:00 <gee_man> it's too late
38:00 <gee_man> i said it's too late
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
34:00 <ld0g> u sleeping tonite gee_man
37:00 <gee_man> prob not
37:00 <gee_man> gotta catch up on studies
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not good.
38:00 <gee_man> it's the only time i get peace and quiet, no one calls or emails me, no cars driving past, no noise whatsoever unless i fart
51:00 <ld0g> ok
59:00 <gee_man> starlink is faster than the nbn
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> night.
09:00 <gee_man> yeah, even at night
09:00 <gee_man> it's when it rains, it's a problem
09:00 <gee_man> nite ^pHANTOM^
42:00 <ld0g> i cant sleep gee_man
45:00 <gee_man> yeah, me either
45:00 <gee_man> i like teh night tho
05:00 <BlackBishop> gee_man: s/bribe/blackmail/ ;))
05:00 <BlackBishop> salt '*' state.highstate ... breaking stuff the good old way
08:00 <gee_man> is that a database reference?
09:00 <gee_man> i'm not as i.t. inclined as you might think, at least, not anymore
11:00 <gee_man> i'm not so sure it's blackmail since they would have given me the original $40 i requested if it were true blackmail, but they politely declined, then gave me $15 after i begged
12:00 <gee_man> it's a bit like elon musk's twitter deal
16:00 <BlackBishop> no no, that's what I'm doing now, breaking 200 servers at work
16:00 <BlackBishop> gee_man: :)) that's what you tell yourself so you can sleep better at night? :))
18:00 <gee_man> :p
18:00 <gee_man> i stand corrected, it was blackmail
19:00 <gee_man> i tried to stop them giving me the $15 refund if it's any consolation
31:00 <BlackBishop> I'm joking man... you do whatever you feel like it's right for you :)
31:00 <BlackBishop> I was just expressing my views
32:00 <BlackBishop> I might be wrong .. and you don't have to care about what I think...
32:00 <gee_man> yes, but my actions now, however small, may have an impact on future actions i take, which is why i'm making such a big deal about it 
32:00 <gee_man> a lesson i should have learned a long time ago
55:00 <ld0g> aye gee_man
37:00 <Bonny> hey snoops
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Bonny
38:00 <Bonny> I didn't get the job with aldi
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh bummer thats not good :(
39:00 <Bonny> nevermind
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there will be one out there for you
40:00 <Bonny> yeah
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> keep on looking :)
41:00 <Bonny> how's work?
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> very slow lol
43:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Bonny> hey JJ
45:00 <JJ> hey Bonny
45:00 <JJ> how r ya ?
46:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks.. you?
16:00 <doggyrat> join sydney
16:00 <doggyrat> hello 
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello
38:00 <doggyrat> hello Snoopys_Gunship 
38:00 <doggyrat> how are you working night shift again
40:00 <doggyrat> working night shift or being away for 12 hours or more reminds me one of my jobs in facility service doing a kind of janitor job
44:00 <doggyrat> well each time before i left for home i did call my wife, and the two Czech colleagues asked my why i do that 
45:00 <BlackBishop> CQ CQ
45:00 <doggyrat> i looked up in the dictionary for lover, and explained them that i want to be sure that her lover is gone before i reach home :P
45:00 <doggyrat> hello BlackBishop 
45:00 <BlackBishop> hi
46:00 <doggyrat> that caused a big laughter 
51:00 <doggyrat> yesterday i did print 4 parts for my project, since i did change the nozzle it seems to work again
52:00 <doggyrat> but bed leveling is not perfect that is why i do print in the corners at the moment , would like to be sure that the print is successful
53:00 <doggyrat> BlackBishop: did you like story 
54:00 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: i was joking , no worries not everyone working night shift is cheated by his wife 
55:00 * doggyrat is now known as evilrat
55:00 <BlackBishop> ??
56:00 * evilrat is now known as doggyrat
56:00 <gee_man> did you hear about the back that wasn't courageous?
56:00 <gee_man> it was spineless
57:00 <gee_man> back joke
57:00 <doggyrat> i do like that one :)
57:00 <gee_man> i woke up like an hour ago
58:00 <gee_man> this can't go on for much longer, i've gottta fix my sleeping pattern
58:00 <doggyrat> well in my case it is a real story of my life , but i did not assume my wife cheating me , just told her i am coming home that she could made some food
58:00 <gee_man> cheating you?
58:00 <gee_man> you mean with another guy?
59:00 <doggyrat> yes
59:00 <gee_man> oh man that sucks
59:00 <doggyrat> no she did not , as far as i know, 
59:00 <doggyrat> did you read the complete story gee_man 
00:00 <gee_man> i scrolled up but couldn't see it
00:00 <doggyrat> half an hour back it starts , so no big deal scrolling back
01:00 <gee_man> i just read it, so it's a joke?
02:00 <doggyrat> well i did call my wife , before leaving for home but to make sure my food is ready 
02:00 <gee_man> i thought it seemed unlikely
02:00 <gee_man> good joke tho
03:00 <doggyrat> but i told my Czech colleague that i want to be sure her lover is away and that was a joke i made at work
05:00 <doggyrat> i did like my boss , but it was a shitty job specially the time i did drive around cleaning windows of food markets in the region ( up to 200 km away )
05:00 <doggyrat> for each market i did finish i got one and a half hour working time that was paid 
06:00 <doggyrat> no money for driving 
06:00 <gee_man> fuel must've been cheap back then
06:00 <doggyrat> => i wasy away for more than 12 to 15 hours and got 4 to 6 hours paid
07:00 <doggyrat> well i got a company car
07:00 <gee_man> oh that can't be too bad then
08:00 <gee_man> still, not many people enjoy driving like i do
08:00 <doggyrat> the other colleagues doing the job before did cheat the clients not cleaning everything, so they did complain and i got the job
09:00 <gee_man> that's almost expected to happen if you don't take your job seriously
11:00 <gee_man> i was looking at facebook's new privacy policy
11:00 <gee_man> they say they don't sell your information
12:00 <gee_man> turns out they just give it away for free
18:00 <BlackBishop> well, nobody makes you use facebook or instagraam or whatsapp
18:00 <BlackBishop> and given they're free, they're supposed to make money somehow
19:00 <gee_man> yeah
19:00 <gee_man> advertising supported ads just seem cheap somehow
20:00 <gee_man> a bit like youtube influencers flogging the same advertising as every other influencer
21:00 <BlackBishop> I dunno who clicks or uses those ads
21:00 <BlackBishop> but I always skip them
22:00 <gee_man> it's only a fractino of a percent that do, bu that's enough to make money
23:00 <gee_man> fraction*
23:00 <BlackBishop> so it's like bitcoin
23:00 <gee_man> lol
23:00 <doggyrat> well as i do not have friends i do not need social media  portals 
24:00 <BlackBishop> you waste 90% energy to reach 10% of users
24:00 <BlackBishop> that's why $h1t keeps getting expensive
25:00 <doggyrat> BlackBishop: that is the realistic effect of advertising but doing it for a long enough period you do reach 100%
27:00 <doggyrat> i am trying to advertise my project, that is why i am on Discord in Veteran channels , but as long as i do not have a functional new version
27:00 <BlackBishop> 100% wasted energy? :))
27:00 <gee_man> lol
27:00 <BlackBishop> I doubt you'll ever reach 100% ( or even 10% ) in a country like romania
27:00 <BlackBishop> nobody buys shit from commercials
27:00 <doggyrat> that i can show on videos , interest is fading very fast
27:00 <BlackBishop> at least not from youtube
28:00 <BlackBishop> because most of the shit that's advertised doesn't ship to .ro or it ships at prices well above our economy
28:00 <BlackBishop> and regarding the stuff on tv ... yeah... you'll reach 100% but that's why the prices are so high, because you have to keeep that commercial on and on and on and on
28:00 <BlackBishop> but I don't watch tv anymore so ...
29:00 <BlackBishop> I just buy whatever I feel like
29:00 <doggyrat> i am not trying to sell anything , just would like to know if they would use it and if they think it could be helpful in a real combat situation
29:00 <BlackBishop> the commercial is pointless in my opinion anyway since most of them don't offer any useful info
30:00 <gee_man> sounds like if google/alphabet is advertising products that are useless to romanians is so they can meet their advertising quota and say to the people that bought the advertising that they reached x amount of people
30:00 <BlackBishop> but commercials work for older people .. and since we have an old population ...
30:00 <BlackBishop> that's it! I'm getting a burger!
31:00 <gee_man> heh
33:00 <doggyrat> i was planing to make a video showing the enlargement effect on different distances by using a ball with a cap and behind a folding ruler in square shape 40x40cm as size reference
33:00 <doggyrat> but as long as i do not have any functional version i can not do that
34:00 <doggyrat> i did call the ball with the cap Mr_head_shot
34:00 <doggyrat> commercials work on everyone , it is depending of the products that they offer
35:00 <doggyrat> as we have seen the Burger advertisement did work
35:00 <gee_man> i feel like i'm about to pass out
35:00 <gee_man> heheh doggyrat
36:00 <gee_man> advertisers working together
36:00 <gee_man> it's smart
36:00 <doggyrat> it is hard to get back into "normal" sleeping pattern again
36:00 <gee_man> i wonder if we'll one day have ads where multiple products are in each ad
37:00 <doggyrat> i have seen some of them , i did like them , it was like a short movie showing a family using different product of one company 
38:00 <gee_man> yeah, but different companies
39:00 <doggyrat> i do hate those old fashion advertisement where they tell you to buy that because it is the best product
39:00 <gee_man> advertising could become so expensive that it happens
39:00 <doggyrat> i do enjoy funny ads 
39:00 <gee_man> pooling advertising budgets
39:00 <gee_man> funny ads are great
39:00 <gee_man> most ads try to make you feel emotion
40:00 <doggyrat> Mercedes advertisements are very good , because the do spend money in new ideas 
42:00 <doggyrat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGUjZ_s45mk
42:00 <doggyrat> i love that one
43:00 <doggyrat> sorry i did forget that you do not open links
44:00 <doggyrat> well the basic story is a driver is driving towards an obstacle , the reaper appears saying "Sorry"
45:00 <doggyrat> because of the braking system the driver manages to stop the car in time and he replies to the reaper "Sorry"
47:00 <gee_man> heheh
04:00 <doggyrat> time to clear my mind 
04:00 <gee_man> have a good nap
05:00 <doggyrat> my wife tells me that i do have shit for a brain
05:00 <doggyrat> so guess what i will be doing :P apart of having a shower
06:00 <gee_man> my brain isn't made of shit but yesterday i stunk like it
07:00 <doggyrat> as i am coming home late normally after 10:30pm i am up until after midnight and that ruins my sleeping pattern
07:00 <gee_man> i'm going to sleep, probably until tomorrow
07:00 <ld0g> doggyrat
07:00 <gee_man> sorry doggyrat, gotta go
07:00 <gee_man> ey ld0g
07:00 <gee_man> nite folks
08:00 <doggyrat> going to bed after midnight wrecks me
08:00 <ld0g> nite
08:00 <doggyrat> hello ld0g 
08:00 <doggyrat> gee_man: sleep well
08:00 <ld0g> hi
09:00 <doggyrat> you missed one of my jokes , inappropriate as usual
09:00 <doggyrat> ld0g: 
09:00 <doggyrat> scroll back one and a half hour
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me i thought he woulld never leave
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive lost my taskbar lol
49:00 <doggyrat> sorry Snoopys_Gunship i am still here
50:00 <BlackBishop> and I now have a burger!
50:00 <BlackBishop> wha'cha gonna do 'bout it?
51:00 <doggyrat> since i did change the nozzle prints are getting more successful now i am printing a second axis 
51:00 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: that sounds like a soft thing
52:00 <doggyrat> BlackBishop: enjoy your burger , i wish i had one too
53:00 <doggyrat> instead doggyrat is getting salad tomato mozzarella
53:00 <doggyrat> it is tasteful too , but nothing compared with a burger
53:00 <doggyrat> hello Blockah 
54:00 <ld0g> hey Blockah
54:00 <ld0g> i just had a burger too
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had a roast beef burger
55:00 <Blockah> look, just because my pc rebooted due to a crash and i've rejoined doesn't give you any right to message me, now fk off
55:00 <Blockah> Lol just kidding
55:00 <Blockah> Howdy do doggyrat and ld0g :D
55:00 <doggyrat> for sure out in the nowhere you are getting a roast beef burger
55:00 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: 
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
56:00 <doggyrat> i am glad or even happy that my 3D printer restarted work more successfully after changing nozzle
57:00 <doggyrat> Blockah: that is what happens if you have auto join enabled , you do meet people that you want to avoid :P
58:00 <Blockah> Haha nah it's cool, I just like to be a dick sometimes; keeps it fresh
58:00 <Blockah> :P
58:00 <BlackBishop> w1nbl0wz updatez
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and actually doggyrat im not int he middle of nowhere im actually in the sticks with shops around me
59:00 <Blockah> I used to put down Windows too, until I realized without Windows I wouldn't be gaming BlackBishop lol
00:00 <Blockah> PC GAMING + MODS - for the win boys - plus thepiratebay has loads of free pc games :D
01:00 <doggyrat> i do not game at all , i am such a retard even in games , game over right after the intro :(
02:00 <doggyrat> that happened to my with any kind of games
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Blockah i got C&C Red Alert for free
02:00 <Blockah> I got all my games for free Snoopys_Gunship 
02:00 <doggyrat> was that a kind of military benefit
02:00 <Blockah> Hence the fast fiber connection :D
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> prick
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my nbn is pretty quick tho
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fiber to the premises :D
03:00 <Blockah> I get nearly 1,000mbps so I'm happy with that
03:00 <doggyrat> you are a criminal loading down you own illegal game and not buying them from me :P
03:00 <Blockah> Nah some of these old games you can't buy anymore
04:00 <Blockah> Good luck finding a copy of the simpsons hit n run on pc anywhere but the pirate bay
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right
04:00 <BlackBishop> I prefer to pay for my stuff :)
04:00 <Blockah> BlackBishop, I prefer to save my money and spend it on things I actually need lol
05:00 <doggyrat> my computer is not equipped for gaming it just has 4MB Ram and no additional graphic card
05:00 <BlackBishop> then having free stuff that you don't need is pointless.
05:00 <Blockah> 4MB RAM? That can't be right...
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 11 Home - (10.0.22621) up: 27mins 28secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-10300H CPU @ 2.50GHz (x64) at 2496MHz (5% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 Ti -1.00MB res: x bit Hz ram: 7133/8059.8MB (88.5%) [|||||||||-] hdd: C:\ 32.83GB/237.23GB net: Realtek PCIe GbE Family Controller - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out
06:00 <Blockah> BlackBishop, I don't need games, but I do want them, so having them for free is certainly not pointless
06:00 <BlackBishop> plus I don't have THAT many... I have alot but it wouldn't make a difference if I got them for free
06:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, Is that a laptop?
07:00 <Blockah> 237GB Hard-drive seems a bit small bro, I hope it's at least and ssd -- Snoopys_Gunship o_O
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
08:00 <BlackBishop> you might argue that you're value of some stuff is less than they think it is
08:00 <BlackBishop> but wanting stuff but not wanting to pay for them...
08:00 <BlackBishop> I don't feel like that's a nice thing for humanity.
09:00 <Blockah> Fk off, most games I download I've already bought as a kid
09:00 <Blockah> Not to mention they charge too much anyway
09:00 <Blockah> In my mind, free is fine lol
09:00 <BlackBishop> whatever makes you sleep better at night man :)
10:00 <Blockah> Not arguing over the morality of piracy would help me sleep better at night :)
10:00 <BlackBishop> sure... 
10:00 <Blockah> Fuck money anyway, our whole lives are consumed by it
10:00 <Blockah> It's about time something was free lol
10:00 <Blockah> Anyway bbl folks
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok
23:00 <doggyrat> Blockah: 4MB Ram i think is normal for a non gaming computer that is about 10 old i3 one of the first generations
24:00 <Blockah> You mean 4GB doggyrat ?
25:00 <doggyrat> yes , sorry 
25:00 <Blockah> I was gonna say lol
25:00 <Blockah> I find 8GB RAM is barely acceptable now days as I usually have multiple brave browser tabs open
26:00 <doggyrat> we bought that one with 2GB expanding was expensive and i will never buy a computer of that company again
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got 8GIG
27:00 <Blockah> doggyrat, Oh well least the computer has still lasted you till this day
28:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, Yeah 8GB is pretty standard now days lol
28:00 <doggyrat> because selling a motherboard with only 2 memory banks is unprofessional for an IT company , that way we could not use the existing memory of 2 x 1GB
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
29:00 <doggyrat> as i am planing to learn blender and do some animations for my project with it , can not afford to pay a professional doing it 
29:00 <doggyrat> i need a faster computer and a better graphic card
30:00 <doggyrat> FreeCAD does work , but even not very fast
31:00 <doggyrat> but before i do invest US$ 1k in a computer i would buy a second 3D printer and this time a more professional one
31:00 <doggyrat> easier to use for retards like me and providing a higher accuracy 
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit thats cheap for a decent computer
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my missus spent $1400 on this laptop
32:00 <Blockah> Was it brand new at the time Snoopys_Gunship? Because that's pretty expensive
33:00 <Blockah> I can get a really really good computer built for like $1750 NZD only 1066 usd...
33:00 <doggyrat> the smallest Prusa is about US$ 550 the next size of Prusa is US$ 950 and could change filament but just having one printing head
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah brand new
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a Lenovo
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ideapad gaming laptop
34:00 <doggyrat> former manufacture for IBM :P
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but that $1400 towards my tax :D
34:00 <Blockah> Mine is either a thinkpad or ideapad lol
34:00 <Blockah> What do you mean $1400 towards your tax?
34:00 <doggyrat> Lenovo is a great company , because you do get replacement part 
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im claiming it on my tax because i only use it at work
34:00 <Blockah> Wtf thats cheeky as lol
34:00 <Blockah> Man you workers really are scammers lol
35:00 <doggyrat> most other companies do not sell any replacement part
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
36:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/computers/desktops/no-monitor/listing/3678625174
36:00 <doggyrat> a computer for a security guard , in Germany that would not be accepted for tax declaration
36:00 <Blockah> That computer is really really good :D and it's brand new, and for that price it's epic
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well these days security officers use computers for log books recieveing emails and general work stuff
38:00 <doggyrat> if i would form a small business like RESOOL improvised tactical equipment i could argue that i need such a computer for 3D drawing and animation 
38:00 <Blockah> YOUR GPU Gtx 1650 vs RX 6600 XT -- The RX 6600XT is 139% faster :D
38:00 <Blockah> But that being said your gpu is still far better than mine Snoopys_Gunship lol
39:00 <Blockah> YOUR GPU is 591% better than gpu Snoopys_Gunship lol
39:00 <doggyrat> the point is that i just do get my taxes back and get Vat refunded
39:00 <Blockah> Your gpu is 591% better than my gpu Snoopys_Gunship lol my crappy GT 740M Lol
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i know
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my home pc gpu is off the chain
40:00 <Blockah> What is it then boy lol
40:00 <doggyrat> that mean even in combination of my income as cleaner i do pay very little tax => not getting much money back
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a 1060 GTX Titaiam
41:00 <Blockah> RX 6600XT is 78% faster than your gtx 1060 :D
41:00 <Blockah> The true test is if it can play The Witcher 3 at 4K 60fps lolol
41:00 <doggyrat> specially a gaming computer will not be accepted by the tax authorities 
42:00 <Blockah> Why would anyone even try to get tax back on buying computers? Just sounds dodgy as, if I was a tax dude and saw that I'd be like fk off, you're not getting tax back on random purchases lol
43:00 <doggyrat> i guess a computer for a person working in security would be accepted if being in charge like a shift leader making schedules etc
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah well these days as i said the security industry has gone high tech
43:00 <doggyrat> but only a kind of office computer
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we need computers for writing reports checking our roster and going log books
43:00 <Blockah> couple crappy laptops can do that Snoopys_Gunship lolol
44:00 <doggyrat> why does you company not provide you a laptop
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep they can but when you need to buy one crappy laptop every 6 months it tends to add up
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so why not buy one good laptop that can last a couple of years and be done with it
44:00 <Blockah> im yet to see crappy laptops die in 6 months but sure ok lol
44:00 <Blockah> I bought a crappy laptop that is like 10 years old and it's still going fine :D
45:00 <doggyrat> for reports and schedules a 10 old laptop is good enough unless you are not running special program 
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and doggyrat if my company supplied laptops for everyone on site they would be up for thousands of dollars worth of computers
45:00 <doggyrat> which i doubt is needed by a guard
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you have NO idea do you doggyrat
46:00 <Blockah> Oh noes here comes the flame wars ;o lol
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope im just going to say being a guard in australia we have evolved from being complete dumb arses like my fellow workers here to me who does ALL the computer work here for them drop kicks and yes that is what i need a good laptop for
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i run multiple programs sometimes that sucks the life out of a "old" laptop
48:00 <Blockah> Yeah maybe, just jam an samsung evo 'ssd' in the fucker and hope for the best lol
48:00 <Blockah> I paid $200 for my current laptop and I'm just hoping it lasts me a few months while I save up for my gaming pc
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> meh each to their own
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there are guards out there that pay over 2K for a laptop because they can
49:00 <doggyrat> if you are running program that are connected to a kind of server for military security purposes i would agree, but it is still up to your company to provide those
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh no no no doggyrat
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that is what the DPN is for
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this is for security percific shit
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is shit i can no do on the DPN that i need to do on my laptop
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> by the way DPN stands for Defence Protected Network
51:00 <Blockah> Sounds like you need a laptop that has remote desktop into a server or something lol
51:00 <doggyrat> so what are you doing with a laptop at work , tax authorities will say a cheap office laptop is enough
51:00 <Blockah> lmao ^
52:00 <doggyrat> the alert system do not run on laptops and even the entrance protocol system do not 
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually you would think that but the ATO doesnt care as long as it says for work purposes and can show that its only for work
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the BAAS is a stand alone system
52:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship's gonna pull some strings n get me a 'work' laptop that is secretly for gaming :D
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the entrance what system
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> see if you were working in the security industry here you could
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but you know what fuck ya i wont
53:00 <Blockah> lmao why not snoopy? :D
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> because you're a cunt :)
54:00 <doggyrat> so you are lucky because here it is much more difficult and as you do earn a lot of money paying much tax you would get about 1/5 of the costs back that part you did pay for tax
54:00 <Blockah> Lmao I highly doubt that mate, I put up with New Zealand prices mate, that makes me a saint :D
54:00 <doggyrat> considering you do have a income tax rate of about 20%
55:00 <Blockah> You love me Snoopys_Gunship 
55:00 <Blockah> Don't be getting all unhappy now lol
55:00 <doggyrat> the income will be reduce by the value of the computer and you are getting the that part of taxes back
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you hit the nail on the head doggyrat because 8HERE0 as i am not THERE it is totally different tax system
56:00 <doggyrat> that is how of write-off works
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we have tradies here that buy 100K cars and use it as a tax write off but when in actual fact they drive them to work with no tools in the back and drive them home and then go out to some fancy shit on the weekend
59:00 <doggyrat> you can write-off a car, you get the Vat of purchase back and you tax valued income is reduced by the amount monthly write-off value
00:00 <doggyrat> so if your company makes a lot of profit , you are getting money back
02:00 <doggyrat> as i am a retard that would not make any or very little profit => paying little amount of taxes => the maximum you can get back would be the total amount of paid taxes
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know what fuck this im out, just because i have the money to buy myself a decent laptop for work purposes you decide to attack me, so you know what fuck it im out later bitches
02:00 <doggyrat> as far as i know that is way it works in most industrial countries, only the tax rates differ
04:00 <doggyrat> no i am not attacking you at all , it would be great if you would be refund of at least a part of these costs
05:00 <doggyrat> i.e. in earlier years as i was working in security i could buy black shoes , or boots and could reduce my tax due 
06:00 <doggyrat> but now this is no longer accepted as long as there is not the company name marked on it , same with clothes 
06:00 <doggyrat> fuck the German tax law
10:00 <doggyrat> what i am trying to say declaring or write-off reduces your income tax due about that amount and you do pay the just taxes for the reduced income and get the already overpaid tax back
13:00 <doggyrat> so if i would declare i.e. a computer for 2000 Euro i would get the vat of 19% back and over the period of 3 years i could write off a static amount until the value reaches 1 euro in accountancy 
17:00 <Blockah>  Snoopys_Gunship in other news, Chill bro, no one is attacking you bruv, by the way, On Spongebob there is a place called the Chum Bucket, but as we all know, C + h makes a K, like Chemical, the Ch is a K, so it's technically the Kum bucket lol
19:00 <doggyrat> 2000Euro * 19% = 380 Vat => value of the computer in accounting 1620 Euro / 36 month = about 45 Euro per month less tax due => assuming 20 % tax rate on income => reduction of tax about 9 Euro per month
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ffs just drop im done with you both seeyas
21:00 <doggyrat> for me it would be interesting because of the refund of the vat which i would get back ,  but writing off in my case would not make me save anything
21:00 <doggyrat> fuck what did i do wrong 
22:00 <doggyrat> time to leave for work
22:00 <doggyrat> no nap today 
25:00 <ld0g> lol
25:00 <Blockah> well that was fucked lol
25:00 <Blockah> I didn't even do anything lol
26:00 <ld0g> yes u did you fucking cunt
27:00 <Blockah> like what exactly? o_O
28:00 <ld0g> ur a dog cunt 
28:00 <Blockah> Lol you wish
29:00 <ld0g> watching family guy
29:00 <Blockah> So ld0g there is a beer over here in New Zealand called Haagen, Read it backwards bro lol
29:00 <ld0g> negaah?
29:00 <Blockah> Lol yeah
48:00 <ld0g> lol
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