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00:00:00 <ld0g> nah it'll prob pop for AIDS
00:00:00 <Bonny> lol
00:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
00:01:00 <Mikey> no refunds
00:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
00:01:00 <gee_man> aids will be funny to laugh at when they figure out a cure based on covid vaccines
00:01:00 <Mikey> lol
00:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh dear fuck
00:02:00 <gee_man> they're working on it
00:02:00 <gee_man> wut
00:02:00 <gee_man> oh, 'cause i was fun policing?
00:03:00 <gee_man> aids is funny to laugh at because it's been like 30-40 years
00:03:00 <gee_man> there's no "too soon" about it
00:03:00 <gee_man> i believe there was a south park episode about it
00:03:00 <Mikey> aids is a poofta disease so im all good
00:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know its not AIDS they are working on by the way its the HIV positive they are
00:04:00 <gee_man> yeah
00:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually AIDS is a blood transfustion disease so your not safe Mikey now come here sweetheart and give old Uncle Snoopy a kiss
00:05:00 <Mikey> I got the monkeypox
00:05:00 <gee_man> *slurpy slop*
00:05:00 <gee_man> monkeybox is the new gay virus
00:05:00 <Mikey> Snoopys_Gunship is collecting them like pokemon cards gee_man
00:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i havent got that one yet
00:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but i do now ;)
00:06:00 <Mikey> ya got it now
00:06:00 <Mikey> lmafo
00:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh dear fuck
00:06:00 <gee_man> ey Blockah
00:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there goes the neighourhood
00:06:00 <Blockah> Greetings, friend...
00:07:00 <Blockah> Ello ello gee_man :D
00:07:00 <Blockah> Howdy doodily Snoopys_Gunship :D
00:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i mean hey Blockah
00:07:00 <Blockah> Lol
00:07:00 <Blockah> Classic :P
00:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you my bro from across the ditch
00:08:00 <Blockah> Managed to finally get Kotor working on Windows 10 by adding Disable Vertex Buffer Objects=1 into the kotor.ini file AFTER I changed the stupid read online status AND PERMISSIONS on the file, ugh never had to do that in Windows XP
00:08:00 <Blockah> Lol
00:08:00 <Blockah> Enjoy gee_man
00:08:00 <Mikey> ohhhh hey broooooo.... spare a dolla for da bus bro?
00:08:00 <Blockah> So yeah having some nostalgia playing Kotor, and I'm about to twiddle with the save game editor and have some fun later with some modding
00:08:00 <ld0g> got a smoke
00:08:00 <Mikey> nice
00:08:00 <Blockah> I'll literally be able to make models/characters with names from here with working dialogues and voices lol
00:09:00 <Mikey> help yourself man
00:09:00 <Blockah> Oh boy
00:09:00 <Blockah> That is a maori new zealander you're impersonating not a real kiwi lol
00:09:00 <Mikey> lol
00:09:00 <Bonny> lol
00:09:00 <Blockah> It's trouble, howdy do Bonny bon bons
00:10:00 <Bonny> I've been waiting for you, Blockah.. to voice you
00:10:00 <Blockah> I figured as much Bonny lol
00:10:00 <Bonny> lol
00:10:00 <Mikey> bonny is the new oprah
00:10:00 <Mikey> "YOU GET A VOICE! YOU GET A VOICE! YOU GET A VOICE!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A VOICE!?
00:10:00 <Blockah> Mission Complete. Voiced Blockah by Bonny ...
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> evening peoples.
00:10:00 <Mikey> "**
00:10:00 <Bonny> hey ^pHANTOM^
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey Bonny
00:10:00 <Blockah> Suppage ^pHANTOM^
00:10:00 <Mikey> hey ^pHANTOM^
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup Blockah
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey Mikey
00:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> w00t wait
00:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how the fuck
00:11:00 <Bonny> wtf
00:11:00 <Blockah> Just what I stated earlier, finally gonna cry that my precious Kotor is back in working arms lol
00:11:00 <Bonny> lol
00:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol ld0g
00:11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> OOOOOOOH SNAP
00:12:00 <Blockah> Opped the wrong kiwi
00:12:00 <Mikey> Idog you and I are on the watch list mate lol
00:12:00 <gee_man> now do me
00:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol gee_man
00:12:00 <gee_man> op me! op me!
00:12:00 <Mikey> one wrong move and *POO*
00:12:00 <Mikey> POOF**
00:12:00 <Mikey> "you have been g-lined"
00:12:00 <Bonny> poostie malaka
00:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
00:12:00 <Blockah> Lol
00:12:00 <Blockah> The kiwi take over has been thwarted
00:12:00 <Bonny> lo
00:12:00 <Bonny> l
00:13:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, Just settle for /mode #australia +e Blockah
00:13:00 <Blockah> Then I will be unbannable muahahah
00:13:00 <Bonny> not unzline tho
00:13:00 <Mikey> who's dick do I need to suck for my OPS back
00:13:00 <Mikey> wont bite.... promise
00:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> suck away
00:13:00 <Blockah> Bonny, No need to go too far with the mentioning of the zlines ;o
00:13:00 <Mikey> lmfao
00:13:00 <Bonny> lol
00:14:00 <Blockah> This room got hasty
00:14:00 <Mikey> you sure you want the pox on the pecker mate?
00:14:00 <Blockah> And for some not tasty
00:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i already got it so go for gold
00:14:00 <Bonny> lol
00:14:00 <Mikey> i was kinda hoping it was bonny's cock
00:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
00:14:00 <Bonny> how are you, Blockah?
00:14:00 <Mikey> its not gay if its a girls dick
00:14:00 <Blockah> Yeah I'm doing good Bonny
00:14:00 <Blockah> Yourself Bonny ?
00:14:00 <Bonny> good to hear
00:14:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks
00:15:00 <Blockah> Great to hear =)
00:15:00 <Bonny> :)
00:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> kinda got in between a stump and a hard place Mikey
00:15:00 <gee_man> hm. might have a power cut tonight, wind is picking up like crazy
00:15:00 <Bonny> how are you, ^pHANTOM^
00:15:00 <Mikey> im in a real icky spot
00:15:00 <Blockah> Okay I've got some stuff to get back to, so take care all, be back later now :)
00:15:00 <^pHANTOM^> im great Bonny, yourself?
00:15:00 <Bonny> great too thanks
00:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> roger that Blockah
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> Bonny good to here.
00:16:00 <gee_man> i'm supposed to be studying but i cbf
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> hear**
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> studying what gee_man?
00:16:00 <Bonny> what are you studying gee_man?
00:16:00 <Bonny> snap ^pHANTOM^
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:16:00 <Mikey> ill study for you mate
00:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you knwo its not gay if you give a reach around
00:16:00 <gee_man> web programming
00:16:00 <Mikey> what you studying?
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> crackel pop.
00:16:00 <Blockah> Please refrain from homo sexual kiwi abuse Snoopys_Gunship -- Good day sir
00:16:00 <Mikey> fuck ill even do your exams for ya
00:16:00 <Mikey> $100
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice gee_man! :D
00:16:00 <Mikey> no refunds
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> python or js?
00:16:00 <^pHANTOM^> php?
00:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Mikey
00:17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lmao Mikey
00:17:00 <gee_man> just js, php, css, mysql, etc.
00:17:00 <Mikey> yeah thats right up my alley man
00:17:00 <gee_man> yeah same, i know most of it, but i just need a refresher 'cause my memory is shit
00:18:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice gee_man, sounds like my type of stuff :D
00:18:00 <Mikey> me and ^pHANTOM^ will do your exam man
00:18:00 <Mikey> $100 each
00:18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:18:00 <Mikey> you can just kick back and get stoned
00:18:00 <gee_man> i can't afford that shit
00:18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> has anyone here being in the middle of a ddos war
00:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> what revision you doing gee_man?
00:19:00 <Mikey> negative Snoopys_Gunship
00:19:00 <gee_man> i dunno ^pHANTOM^
00:19:00 <gee_man> not gonna cheat tho
00:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> ok
00:19:00 <gee_man> i don't need to
00:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> nah no need
00:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> back in the early days (im talking late 90s) i was always in the middle of that lol
00:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> all the resouces are online anyways.
00:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
00:19:00 <Mikey> Snoopys_Gunship when I play RS2 they always get ddos
00:19:00 <Mikey> cause the owners of the servers hate eachother
00:20:00 <Mikey> and keep trying to get players over to their server
00:20:00 <Mikey> so they will ddos the other
00:20:00 <Mikey> kek
00:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but they because they are cunts
00:20:00 <Mikey> massive dog cunts lol
00:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im talking real hackers here who kept on attacking all night long
00:20:00 <Mikey> ahh yeah nah man
00:20:00 <Mikey> I dont even remember that shit back in the 2000's bro
00:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do lol
00:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mine use to be always going down in CRIBE chat
00:21:00 <Mikey> the good old days
00:21:00 <Mikey> fuck what i'd do to go back to the 2000s
00:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i use to be part of the Happy Penguin clan and we always fucked shit up
00:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck the 2000s
00:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 90s bro is where its at
00:22:00 <Mikey> best time for me bro
00:22:00 <Mikey> yeah 90s were good to
00:22:00 <Bonny> nah 80's
00:22:00 <Bonny> best music was in the 80's
00:22:00 <Mikey> but I was still sucking on my mama's tit in the 90s
00:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on Bonny i got a song for you :P
00:22:00 <Mikey> ive been fucking smashing Iron Maiden Bonny lol
00:22:00 <Bonny> lol
00:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://youtu.be/Fty3Nzc-oiY there we go.... wasnt that back in your mid 40s :P
00:24:00 <Mikey> fuck bro have you seen the swing dancing from the 40s?
00:24:00 <Mikey> faaaark
00:24:00 <Mikey> if my ankle wasnt fucked I would of started learning it with my mrs
00:25:00 <gee_man> the 2040's were the blurst of times, they were the blerst of times
00:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah swing dancing is cool
00:25:00 <Mikey> https://youtu.be/mHANNkKBSNU
00:25:00 <Bonny> they've got no tits
00:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right lol
00:26:00 <Mikey> no fucking hormones in the chickens back then LMFAO
00:26:00 <Bonny> lol
00:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and most look like men
00:26:00 <Bonny> yup
00:26:00 <Mikey> no obese cunts either lol
00:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no lip syncing either lol
00:28:00 <Mikey> hahaha
00:28:00 <Mikey> no fuel injection either
00:28:00 <Mikey> we ride like real men..... with carbies.... If she doesnt wanna start then we aint going
00:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright bbs gotta go shut this main gate so fuckwit doesnt come disturb me early in the morning
00:30:00 <Mikey> take it easy bro
15:07:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
15:07:00 <mickey> [14:06:49] nah
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15:07:00 <electrohead> [15:02:01] o/
15:07:00 <mickey> [15:07:06] 0/0
15:07:00 <***> Playback Complete.
15:08:00 <JJ> o_O
15:08:00 <JJ> hi all
15:08:00 <mickey> howdy
15:20:00 <gee_man> ey
15:41:00 <electrohead> yo
15:41:00 <mickey> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
16:09:00 <ld0g> aye gee_man
16:12:00 <gee_man> ey
16:13:00 <ld0g> just woke up
16:16:00 <ld0g> aye gee_man
16:31:00 <gee_man> ey
16:32:00 <mickey> never
16:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey sylence
16:35:00 <gee_man> apparently i've got peroneal nerve damage, last week it was ulnar nerve damage
16:36:00 <gee_man> it's from exercising too much/hard after long periods of no activity
16:38:00 <sylence> hey snoops how are ya mate
16:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not to bad mate yourself
16:39:00 <sylence> almost over this flu but great otherwise
16:39:00 <sylence> thought to check in and watch for a while then back to gaming
16:40:00 <sylence> has gee_man been naughty again?
16:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont know lol
16:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i went to movieworld on wednesday
16:42:00 <sylence> his adams apple is gone lol no voice for him
16:42:00 <gee_man> my lack of voice due to alt userid, just playing with scripts, etc.
16:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i "accidently" brushed my hand on marilyns arse lol
16:42:00 <sylence> that would have been awesome
16:42:00 <sylence> and again that MUST have been AWESOME
16:42:00 <gee_man> hahaha
16:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck yes it was lol
16:43:00 <sylence> hahaha
16:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing better then brushing your hand on her arse
16:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and she didnt say a word lol
16:43:00 <sylence> careful i hear if she clenches her ass cheeks when you brush your hand against them she can swipe ya wrist watch
16:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
16:44:00 <sylence> thats why she didnt say anything ... ya watch wtill there?
16:44:00 <sylence> i lived in qld and never been drove past though
16:45:00 <gee_man> lol
16:45:00 <sylence> kids be like daddy can we go .. and i was like bitch please dad might be a miner but nigga not made of money
16:45:00 <sylence> one day i will change that
16:46:00 <sylence> water world where the rides kill you have to try that shit
16:48:00 <gee_man> that shit's scary
16:49:00 <gee_man> you'd think they'd have improved health and safety by now, but they're all paid minimum wage, so none of them really gaf
16:49:00 <sylence> there was one ride few years back or was it like 7 years ago
16:49:00 <sylence> killed a bunch of people after it broke off and go serious air
16:49:00 <gee_man> i dunno i can't remember when
16:50:00 <gee_man> oh i thouhgt you were talkinga bout the one where it went upside down in water
16:50:00 <sylence> nah thats another
16:50:00 <sylence> if i was the ride owner i would be asking for more money for the additional experience of free flight
16:51:00 <sylence> there has been a couple of accidents at those parks
16:52:00 <sylence> well i just wrote to a few people in know that locked up
16:53:00 <sylence> sigh i do miss some funny times
16:53:00 <gee_man> i wonder if i'll get voice if i /hop
16:54:00 <sylence> only thing your hopping on is my .. anyways
16:54:00 <gee_man> ew no
16:54:00 <sylence> jocking
16:54:00 <sylence> joking
16:54:00 <gee_man> i know
16:54:00 <sylence> hahha
16:54:00 <gee_man> i'm just being a dick
16:55:00 <sylence> what a lovely dick this channel has here is me; thinking it was mine
16:57:00 <gee_man> i think there's something literally alive in my foot
16:57:00 <mickey> youre a close second
16:57:00 <gee_man> keeps vibrating by itself
16:57:00 <gee_man> it's not muscular
16:57:00 <gee_man> i think it's some kind of worm or something
16:58:00 <gee_man> or worms
16:58:00 <gee_man> sorry if i put anyone off their food
16:59:00 <sylence> oi shut your mouth before i live in it
16:59:00 <sylence> lol
17:00:00 <mickey> the worm is up higher
17:01:00 <sylence> no thats your tounge
17:01:00 <sylence> get it out
17:04:00 <sylence> bbs sharpening knives
17:06:00 <mickey> do breathing excercises
17:17:00 <ld0g> dont stab yourself 100 times
17:17:00 <ld0g> we dont want u to bleed out and die
17:25:00 <gee_man> lol
17:26:00 <gee_man> i appreciate the offer of help, but i have never, ever, had the suggestion of doing breathing exercises be helpful to me
17:27:00 <mickey> well you cant be doing it right
17:29:00 <mickey> grannys dead pussy
17:29:00 <gee_man> i understand it helps some people, just not me
17:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
17:31:00 <mickey> 1WARNS 0,4 Snoopys_Gunship 0,12 that this room is a clean and friendly room. We think of others, so please remove your boots and don't spit on the floor as other people may want to have sex there later !
17:31:00 <sylence> why is your ass dripping?
17:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha mickey
17:32:00 <ld0g> if i suggest not breathing i would be labeled a cunt
17:40:00 <gee_man> that's not why you're labeled a cunt ld0g
17:42:00 <ld0g> thanks gee_man
17:42:00 <mickey> 4L3aughs 4O3ut 4L3oud
17:43:00 <gee_man> i've been called worse
18:17:00 <ld0g> KFC ?
18:17:00 <gee_man> i don't care
18:17:00 <gee_man> i love it
18:20:00 <ld0g> im tempted
18:20:00 <ld0g> but i know will be let down
18:43:00 <sylence> holly shit
18:43:00 <sylence> nigga plz
18:43:00 <sylence> gday tiger .. been a while
19:00:00 <BlackBishop> 🐌
19:04:00 <mickey> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
19:06:00 <gee_man> i wonder if the cia's ethics on giving me acid only with consent still hold up, or if it's just on a per-agent basis
19:08:00 <sylence> if thats what they are handing out these days
19:08:00 <sylence> i got jean michel jarre - oxygene ready to go
19:08:00 <sylence> lets roll
19:15:00 <ld0g> pizza night gee_man
19:16:00 <sylence> okay im gone cya
19:17:00 <gee_man> oh yeah pizza
19:17:00 <gee_man> friday nite pizza
19:17:00 <ld0g> im goin order me a pizza right now
19:19:00 <mickey> gopher it then
19:20:00 <gee_man> ah, the gopher protocol
19:21:00 <gee_man> one of the most useless protocols to use tcp/ip ever written
19:32:00 <gee_man> it's fark'n saturday nite
19:33:00 <gee_man> damn i'm old
19:33:00 <mickey> i know
19:35:00 <BlackBishop> m00
19:35:00 <BlackBishop> 🐌
19:43:00 <mickey> pizza cooked?
19:43:00 <gee_man> not just yet
19:44:00 <gee_man> got distracted staring into space
19:55:00 <mickey> silly cow
20:03:00 <ld0g> pizza
20:09:00 <gee_man> pizza was good
20:26:00 <ld0g> yeah im so full
20:40:00 <gee_man> brb, more food
20:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me dead
20:55:00 <eddie> look out for that bus Snoopys_Gunship
20:55:00 <eddie> you would be Ferked dead
20:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> huh
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi doggyrat
21:03:00 <doggyrat> today it is Saturday and my vacations are finished , because i need to clean up after a kindergarten party
21:04:00 <gee_man> i believe Snoopys_Gunship is referring to the act of snoo snoo
21:04:00 <gee_man> he doesn't mean any kind of metaphor
21:04:00 <doggyrat> hello Snoopys_Gunship
21:04:00 <gee_man> ey doggyrat
21:04:00 <gee_man> Snoopys_Gunship pm
21:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gee_man i dont know honestly
21:04:00 <gee_man> ok
21:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> speak with gremlinz about that
21:04:00 <doggyrat> astonishing how fast amazon prime is
21:05:00 <gee_man> yeah, amazon's slowly cornering every single product market
21:05:00 <doggyrat> i ordered yesterday after 6pm and it did arrive before noon
21:05:00 <doggyrat> hello gee_man
21:05:00 <gee_man> yep, that's how they corner the market; not only cheaper, but insanely fast delivery
21:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> had a work mate order something friday it came yesterday
21:07:00 <gee_man> in other noo noos, i didn't get any study done today
21:07:00 <gee_man> amazon has almost exhausted the human element of packing and moving products, which is a convenient time because they've got robots doing most of the work now
21:07:00 <gee_man> i won't be impressed with any delivery service until it's same-hour delivery
21:08:00 <doggyrat> ok it was more expensive than ordering somewhere else but that adapter was not offered for cheap money
21:09:00 <gee_man> then that means amazon isn't targeting that particular adapter market, _yet_, but they will
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think eddie was trying to be smart when it didnt work
21:10:00 <gee_man> lol so was i
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at least i understood yours
21:12:00 <gee_man> he might be referring to the new buses
21:13:00 <gee_man> they have personalities, and are electric, and are fuckable, but once you fuck them, you die
21:13:00 <gee_man> they haven't figured out the gravity issues with the amount of weight of the bus' genitals
21:14:00 <gee_man> i've heard they'll pull it out of beta when the buses stop fucking people to death
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what new buses
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> remember im in qld
21:21:00 <gee_man> oh, right
21:21:00 <gee_man> they are being released when elon musk tweets next
21:22:00 <gee_man> could be days, could be months
21:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> could be wow we wont get them here in australia
21:22:00 <gee_man> well, you can pay for fares up to 2 years in advance
21:23:00 <gee_man> but you have to know where you hop on and off the bus before you can pay
21:23:00 <gee_man> no refunds
21:25:00 <gee_man> you have to put in your departure bus stop and arrival bus stop 1 year in advance minimum
21:25:00 <gee_man> fares are $500 each way, but you get a $350 cash back offer if you book 2 years in advance
21:26:00 <doggyrat> there are basically two type of that kind of adapter , only difference is the direction in which the plugs are pointing
21:27:00 <doggyrat> and that one with the plug in my favorite direction was not offered for cheap money
21:29:00 <gee_man> are you talking about electrical plugs?
21:32:00 <gee_man> i have pallesthesia, according to google
21:32:00 <gee_man> fun times
22:48:00 <doggyrat> yes , one version does have them horizontal the other one vertical and i did prefer the vertical version which seems not to be the common one
22:48:00 <doggyrat> gee_man:
22:49:00 <gee_man> yeah makes sense
22:49:00 <doggyrat> i off for a nap need to work today evening
22:49:00 <gee_man> ok seeya
22:49:00 <doggyrat> and that one was offered with amazon prime delivery
23:04:00 <Bonny> you shouldn't rely on google for health diagnosis..
23:04:00 <Bonny> want to hop the channel
23:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay dr google strikes again
23:07:00 <Bonny> hmmm
23:07:00 <gee_man> yeah i know i shouldn't google, but my middle toe is occasionally vibrating, and it's bugging me
23:07:00 <sylence> hop agaoin gee_man and and mrs foot hop in ur ass
23:07:00 <Bonny> wonder why you didn't get voiced
23:07:00 <sylence> just saying
23:08:00 <sylence> lol
23:08:00 <gee_man> nothing in my arse pls kthx
23:08:00 <sylence> well
23:08:00 <sylence> hmm
23:08:00 <gee_man> turns out it's a nerve issue
23:08:00 <gee_man> i've been having nerve issues with my right arm, so it makes sense
23:09:00 <gee_man> it's from exercising too long instead of building up to it
23:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im so lost right now
23:09:00 <gee_man> i dived right into 30mins on the treadmill from doing nothing
23:10:00 <sylence> im so lost
23:10:00 <sylence> last beer then back t playstation
23:10:00 <gee_man> i was just thinking that brisbane should be named los brisbas
23:10:00 <sylence> destany 2
23:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it already has the unoffical name of brisvagas
23:11:00 <gee_man> yeah i know
23:11:00 <sylence> night al
23:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope then i got nothing
23:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> night sylence
23:11:00 <Bonny> night sylence
23:11:00 <gee_man> nite sylence
23:12:00 * sylence is now known as sylence[sleep]
23:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i might go lock the front gates and keep fuckwit paul out in the morning lol
23:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay please do
23:12:00 <Bonny> lol
23:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill do it on my next patrol tho
23:12:00 <Bonny> ok
23:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he gets here nearly 2 hours early some mornings
23:13:00 <Bonny> that'
23:13:00 <Bonny> that's early
23:13:00 <Bonny> you finish at 7am eh?
23:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
23:13:00 <Bonny> and he gets there at 5am? whatever happened to sleeping in?
23:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with him sleeping in is not a option
23:14:00 <Bonny> gawd
23:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im suprised he isnt here right now sleeping here
23:14:00 <Bonny> I see you had fun at movie world
23:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did :D
23:14:00 <Bonny> you should go to disneyland
23:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i accidently brushed my hand on Marilyns arse *looks around*
23:15:00 <Bonny> lolo
23:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes it was an accident
23:15:00 <Bonny> sure it was
23:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol it was
23:16:00 <Bonny> lol
23:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder what mischief i can get up to at seaworld on wednesday
23:17:00 <Bonny> lol
23:17:00 <Bonny> try again gee_man
23:17:00 <Bonny> just accidently brush you hand on a dolphin
23:17:00 <Bonny> your*
23:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
23:17:00 <Bonny> :P
23:18:00 <Bonny> it should work now
23:18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> your thingymagig is broken Bonny
23:18:00 <gee_man> probably something simple
23:19:00 <Bonny> fixed
23:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go lol
23:19:00 <gee_man> ar00000000000000
23:19:00 <Bonny> I look like a loser that sits here and voices everyone that comes on
23:20:00 <gee_man> only n00bs think that Bonny
23:20:00 <Bonny> true
23:20:00 <Bonny> it's funny.. I get greetings and I'm not here
23:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 0/nick Noob
23:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :P
23:20:00 <gee_man> yeah i know
23:21:00 <Bonny> lol
23:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 0/nick Bonnys_Bitch
23:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait
23:21:00 <gee_man> when they greet you in chan and you're not here, i often don't correct them, because i know it's a lost cause to
23:22:00 <Bonny> yup
23:22:00 <Bonny> he should be on soon with his coffee
23:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep and i can have mine too :D
23:23:00 <Bonny> I have my tea here
23:23:00 <Bonny> in a double mug size
23:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nice
23:23:00 <Bonny> yah
23:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its pissing down rain here
23:24:00 <Bonny> ok
23:24:00 <Bonny> how's the flooding going now?
23:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its not at the moemnt which is good
23:24:00 <Bonny> oh good
23:24:00 <Bonny> lettuce is so expensive cos of the floods
23:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but apparently it will be coming down in the next 2 weeks
23:25:00 <Bonny> cool
23:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but we will see
23:25:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hopefully it does because getting a burger without lettuce is a fucking outrage
23:25:00 <Bonny> sure is
23:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and ffs cabbage really
23:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> NO CABBAGE IS NOT ALLOWED
23:26:00 <Bonny> I managed to get an egg and lettuce sanga the day b4 yesterday
23:26:00 <Bonny> last week they didn't have lettuce
23:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooh egg yummy
23:26:00 <Bonny> yah
23:26:00 <Bonny> I like it with lettuce
23:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> same
23:26:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:28:00 <gee_man> brb, milo
23:29:00 <Bonny> ok
23:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb masturbating.... i mean coffee
23:29:00 <Bonny> lol
23:29:00 <Bonny> hb
23:38:00 <ld0g> im fucked
23:38:00 <gee_man> why?
23:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> evening.
23:40:00 <gee_man> ey
23:41:00 <gee_man> you know what? fuck it. pizza time.
23:41:00 <ld0g> went out pub for brothers 40th
23:41:00 <ld0g> and its cold
23:41:00 <gee_man> sumuari pizza cats
23:42:00 <ld0g> i had pizza there too was good
23:42:00 <gee_man> ah ok
23:42:00 <ld0g> ate heaps had 3 pints
23:42:00 <ld0g> now feel sleepy
23:42:00 <ld0g> and fucked
23:42:00 <gee_man> 3 pints i'd be floored
23:42:00 <gee_man> gimme a pint o' guiness and i'll be a happy lad
23:42:00 <ld0g> i had stella
23:42:00 <gee_man> nice
23:43:00 <gee_man> brb, pizza -> oven
23:43:00 <ld0g> 3 pints is enough unless keep drinking
23:43:00 <ld0g> but didnt want too
23:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice
23:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok im back
23:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Mikey
23:44:00 <Mikey> hey matey
23:44:00 <Mikey> keeping well?
23:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah bud and you
23:44:00 <Mikey> all good here bud
23:44:00 <^pHANTOM^> im having a candian club and cola as we speak.
23:44:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheers!
23:44:00 <ld0g> nice!
23:44:00 <ld0g> i dont drink much
23:44:00 <ld0g> makes me drowsy
23:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sweet
23:45:00 <Mikey> been a while since we've bumped into eachother
23:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah ive being mainly doing day shift or afternoons
23:45:00 <ld0g> so does weed
23:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but since dopey darryl had his stroke im now doing his shifts
23:46:00 <Bonny> wb snoops
23:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty Bonny
23:46:00 <Bonny> hi mickey
23:46:00 <Bonny> Mikey
23:46:00 <Bonny> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 11 Pro - (10.0.22000) 4 up: 1min 46secs 7 cpu: 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-11700K @ 3.60GHz at 3600MHz (16% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 -2.00GB 6 res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz 11 ram: 4133/32637.1MB (12.66%) [|---------] 10 hdd: C:\ 184.87GB/299.4GB D:\ 630.86GB/630.97GB F:\ 764.67GB/931.51GB 3 net: Intel[R] Ethernet Controller
23:46:00 <Bonny> 3[3] I225-V - 2500MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: NVIDIA High Definition Audio 14 mobo: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. B560M AORUS PRO AX
23:46:00 <Mikey> hey bons
23:46:00 <Mikey> keeping well?
23:46:00 <Bonny> always
23:46:00 <Mikey> noice
23:46:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;/
23:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont know how weed can be classed as a dopeing drug during sports events
23:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean it slows you down not enhance you
23:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Bonny
23:48:00 <Bonny> yah?
23:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dopey fuckwit is due back in about 3 to 4 weeks
23:49:00 <Bonny> bugger
23:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but really after having a stroke you come back to work
23:49:00 <Bonny> I know right
23:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> does the dopey cunt have a death wish or something
23:49:00 <Bonny> lol
23:49:00 <Mikey> poor cunt
23:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i swear either myself or paul will come to work on weekend day shift and not be able to get in because the cunt has had another stroke and died
23:49:00 <gee_man> depends on the strain of weed
23:49:00 <gee_man> sative strain of marijuana is a mixed breed with the cocoa plant
23:50:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:50:00 <Bonny> is he a big boy?
23:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
23:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> doesnt look after himself tho
23:50:00 <Bonny> explains the stroke
23:50:00 <Bonny> yup
23:50:00 <Mikey> there ya go
23:50:00 <gee_man> that could technically make you stimulated
23:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at least we got rid of the slut at Enoggera who hated contrators
23:51:00 <Bonny> who was that?
23:51:00 <Mikey> lol
23:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Robyn
23:51:00 <Bonny> female eh
23:51:00 <Bonny> I thought you got along with her
23:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she was 77 years old
23:51:00 <Bonny> oh wow
23:51:00 <Mikey> tell her to fucking retire man
23:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she did about 2 weeks ago
23:52:00 <Bonny> took her awhile
23:52:00 <Mikey> 10 years too late lol
23:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AND she cant come back because he DCAC (defence card) got shredded
23:52:00 <Bonny> lol
23:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and i believe her clearance got pulled too
23:52:00 <Bonny> good
23:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now i got another dopey bitch in there who keeps asking me while im here at greenbank "whats your name and where do you work" ......... fuck me how many times do we have to tell her
23:53:00 <Bonny> lol
23:53:00 <Bonny> dementia?
23:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope just dopey as fuck
23:54:00 <Bonny> lol
23:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh another thing with her
23:54:00 <gee_man> you laugh now, but think about the future when health gets better and they raise the retirement age
23:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got these phones that have speaker phone on it
23:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well funny thing is
23:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> even with the most sensitive subjects that should be taken on the phone not speaker phone she still does it with speaker phone
23:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> last time she did it to me i just hung up
23:55:00 <Bonny> is she deaf?
23:55:00 <gee_man> old habits
23:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no gee_man
23:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bad habits from her trainer
23:55:00 <Mikey> got to protect those aussie top secrets eh lol
23:55:00 <Mikey> where they keep the aliens bro?
23:55:00 <gee_man> lol
23:55:00 <Mikey> i wanna take a selfie for my FB display
23:56:00 <Bonny> brb
23:56:00 <gee_man> i was always a good trainer, i taught people what they should do, not what i do
23:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah Mikey its the matter of fact shes lazy as fuck and frankly all of the guards are sick and tired of hearing what she is saying and the other person is saying
23:56:00 <Mikey> yeah i get ya bro just having a laugh lol
23:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know lol
23:57:00 <gee_man> i trained someone in retail so well that the boss ended up moving him from franchise to franchise because i taught him how to manage all the potentially expired stock really well
23:57:00 <electrohead> yo
23:57:00 <Bonny> there he is
23:57:00 <gee_man> ey electrohead
23:58:00 <Bonny> ears burning?
23:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> these days its all about monkey see monkey do
23:58:00 <ld0g> heya Bonny
23:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> o/
23:58:00 <Bonny> hey ld0g
23:59:00 <electrohead> nah, lol. just woke up, saw the notification
23:59:00 <Bonny> lol
23:59:00 <Bonny> got the coffee?
23:59:00 <electrohead> not yet
23:59:00 <ld0g> another 2 piss tests then im done hoppefuly
23:59:00 <Bonny> Mikey is getting it for you
23:59:00 <Bonny> yay
23:59:00 <gee_man> fuck it's windy in canberra
23:59:00 <Mikey> ill piss in the bottle for ya Idog