// #australia — 2022-03-09
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14:36:00 <ld0g> hey Bonny
19:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :P
19:13:00 <Bonny> hey Fi
19:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Fi
19:13:00 <Fi> hello dear
19:13:00 <Fi> hello Snoops
19:13:00 <Bonny> how are you?
19:13:00 <Fi> bit tired actually
19:13:00 <Fi> how are we all
19:13:00 <Bonny> hard day of work?
19:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> same
19:14:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks
19:14:00 <Fi> day comprised meetings mostly
19:14:00 <Bonny> eeks
19:14:00 <Bonny> that comes with being a manager
19:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well work will be a hive of activity soon
19:15:00 <Bonny> yeah?
19:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got soldiers coming down from darwin to stay at work
19:15:00 <Fi> need to take the good with the bad
19:15:00 <Bonny> yup
19:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and then they are flying to lismore daily in chinooks and then flying back daily
19:15:00 <Bonny> to help with the flooding?
19:15:00 <Fi> helping flood
19:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
19:15:00 <Bonny> are you flooded where you live, snoops?
19:15:00 <Fi> oh snap
19:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah we are ok for now
19:16:00 <Bonny> oh good
19:16:00 <Bonny> nothing worse than losing a brand new home
19:16:00 <Fi> oh god
19:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we had alot of rain but the drains did their job
19:16:00 <Bonny> good
19:16:00 <Fi> hope you’re not underinsured
19:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god no
19:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we are insured for $360K
19:17:00 <Bonny> is that contents?
19:17:00 <Fi> doesnt seem like much
19:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> house and contents
19:18:00 <Bonny> I have contents insurance and I'm insured for $80,000 body corporate pays the building insurance
19:18:00 <Fi> i pay no insurance at all
19:18:00 <Bonny> do you have much stuff?
19:18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah we got home and contents and god told to insure for no less then 340K but we decided to go a bit higher
19:19:00 <Bonny> cool
19:24:00 <Bonny> Fi.. wasn't the weather beautiful in melbourne today
19:24:00 <Fi> fantastic
19:24:00 <Fi> i did washing
19:24:00 <Fi> lol
19:24:00 <Bonny> great
19:24:00 <Bonny> lol
19:25:00 <Fi> made the most of it
19:25:00 <Bonny> good
19:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> weather was ok here in bris
19:25:00 <Bonny> is it still raining?
19:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its stopped for now
19:25:00 <Bonny> cool
19:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im not looking foward to tomorrow tho
19:26:00 <Bonny> what's happening tomorrow?
19:26:00 <Fi> heavy rain?
19:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah working at Enoggera and for the first 4 hours it will be contractor after contractor wanting a pass to get in
19:27:00 <Bonny> what a pain
19:27:00 <Fi> in the bum
19:28:00 <Bonny> would you like me to jab you in the bum, Fi?
19:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but honestly i love it when its that busy
19:28:00 <Bonny> yeah busy is good time passes quicker
19:28:00 <Fi> yes dear but not with a large squid
19:28:00 <Bonny> lol
19:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the slut who keeps disappearing every 5 minutes to have a smoke isnt there tomorrow so it will be good
19:28:00 <Bonny> good
19:29:00 <Bonny> all her pay must go to ciggies
19:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah it almost does
19:29:00 <Bonny> it would
19:29:00 <Bonny> what a wasite
19:29:00 <Bonny> waste*
19:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> her and another fuckwit do it
19:29:00 <Bonny> sif give the govt extra cash
19:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and leave us to do all the work
19:30:00 <Bonny> that's not fair
19:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i asked the supervisor the other day if i can go for a mental health break
19:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he said what for
19:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i said because the smokers get to go for their smokes every 5 minutes i want to go unclear my head and tell the voices to shut the fuck up
19:31:00 <Bonny> lol
19:31:00 <Fi> what are the voices saying snoops
19:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> to kill the smokers and masturbate ;)
19:31:00 <Bonny> I saw that coming lol
19:31:00 <Fi> LMAO
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know you did ;)
19:32:00 <Bonny> lol
19:32:00 <Fi> its is wank wednesday
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i was watching a movie last night and heard the best line ever
19:32:00 <Bonny> what was the line
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how about we play a game of fuck off..... you go first :D
19:32:00 <Bonny> rofl
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure is Fi :)
19:32:00 <Fi> LMAO
19:32:00 <Bonny> that's the best
19:33:00 <Fi> im going to use that like
19:33:00 <Fi> line
19:33:00 <Bonny> yeah good line
19:33:00 <Fi> what movie was that
19:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it is from Olympus Has Fallen
19:33:00 <Fi> is it a war movie
19:33:00 <Bonny> probably
19:34:00 <Bonny> putin needs to be assassinated
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36KF72071gQ
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [YouTube] � Title: Olympus Has Fallen - fuck off game � Views: 10,138 � Length: 00:00:06 � Up: 69 � Down: NA
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its a drama movie
19:34:00 <Bonny> cool
19:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is two more after that
19:36:00 <Bonny> ok
19:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> London has fallen
19:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and Angel has fallen
19:36:00 <Fi> Olypus is not a real city is it?
19:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that guy i just showed you is a awesome actor
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well yes and no
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> many believe it is but no one can prove it does
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but Olympus is the name of the white house that the CIA give it
19:39:00 <Fi> ohhhhh
19:39:00 <Fi> I learnt something today
19:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what was it
19:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
19:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb gotta let a soldier in
19:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok back
19:54:00 <Bonny> wb
19:55:00 <Bonny> I was on the phone
19:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all good :)
19:56:00 <Bonny> my poor mum has covid
19:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh no :(
19:56:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:56:00 <Bonny> haven't been able to visit her
19:56:00 <Bonny> she's all on her own
19:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had a friend who got covid
19:57:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he had to stay in his bedroom for the 5 days while his wife was in the same house and couldnt visit him
19:58:00 <Bonny> yeah it's bad
20:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> indeed it is
20:06:00 <Bonny> what about WA eh.. they had the toughest borders and had the perthians make fun of us and now they've copped it bad
20:07:00 <Bonny> teach them to make fun of us
20:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh the fags
20:11:00 <JJ> lol
20:11:00 <Bonny> yeah lol
20:11:00 <Bonny> hey JJ
20:11:00 <JJ> nasty ;)
20:11:00 <JJ> hey Bonny
20:11:00 <JJ> :)
20:11:00 <JJ> hey SNoops
20:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey JJ
20:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bbs going for my last patrol for the night
21:03:00 <ld0g> .
21:38:00 <doggyrat> hello
21:38:00 <doggyrat> hello Bonny
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello
21:39:00 <doggyrat> hello Snoopys_Gunship
21:39:00 <doggyrat> how are you , being at work
21:40:00 <doggyrat> did you decide which dog you are going to take, it is great that you consider taking a dog from the shelter :)
21:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im good
21:43:00 <Bonny> hi doggyrat
21:43:00 <Bonny> wb Snoopys_Gunship
21:44:00 <doggyrat> how are you Bonny , made a good restart into your working week
21:44:00 <Bonny> I'm in the middle of the week.. not start
21:44:00 <Bonny> I'm well thanks
21:45:00 <doggyrat> yes you started Tuesday
21:45:00 <Bonny> it's wednesday night atm.. I worked 2 days
21:45:00 <Bonny> tomorrow is my last day
21:47:00 <Bonny> wb fi
21:47:00 <Bonny> lix sux fux
21:47:00 <Fi> ty dear
21:48:00 <Fi> lol
21:48:00 <Fi> fux sux lix
21:49:00 <ld0g> hello doggyrat
21:49:00 <Bonny> hey ld0g
21:49:00 <ld0g> hi Bonny
21:50:00 <doggyrat> hello ld0g
21:50:00 <doggyrat> hello Fi
21:50:00 <ld0g> sup
21:50:00 <Fi> hello dograt
21:52:00 <ld0g> ?
21:53:00 <Bonny> the sky is sup
21:53:00 <ld0g> lol
22:02:00 <Bonny> Fi has their tongue rattle in the back of their mouth!
22:14:00 <doggyrat> i did cut my hair with a hair cutting machine , did save a lot of money since i cut my hair myself
22:14:00 <Bonny> cool
22:14:00 <Bonny> just shave it all off
22:14:00 <ld0g> scalp yourself
22:15:00 <Bonny> lol
22:15:00 <ld0g> we wanna see whats inside that head of yours doggyrat
22:15:00 <doggyrat> Marry was wearing the scalp of Barbie
22:16:00 <Bonny> who's marry?
22:16:00 <doggyrat> a tiny rat brain that is all and that is the reason why i will have trouble at work
22:17:00 <doggyrat> do you remember my John 30cm hard as wood, Marry was his wife also 30cm long and hard as wood
22:18:00 <Bonny> hey ^bozojim
22:18:00 <doggyrat> i did forget to remove a bottle of cleaning liquid on Monday evening, which is very dangerous for the children
22:18:00 <Bonny> eeks
22:19:00 <^bozojim> Hello Bonny
22:19:00 <doggyrat> fortunately it seems the personal did find it in time , but that should not happen
22:19:00 <doggyrat> hello ^bozojim
22:19:00 <Bonny> no it shouldn't.. it's dangerous
22:20:00 <^bozojim> Hello snoops
22:20:00 <^bozojim> Yes please more more more
22:20:00 <Bonny> lol
22:20:00 <^bozojim> Ouch
22:21:00 <doggyrat> yesterday in another channel i found out about a bed cage
22:22:00 <^bozojim> Het doggyrat they can scalp you and put the top of your head in a lathe make a bowl out of it then you can say you made it out your head
22:23:00 <^bozojim> It that where the wolf cs.
22:24:00 <^bozojim> Wolf can put you in to make money like a fat lady at the circus
22:24:00 <doggyrat> no we do not have a bed cage, i did not even know that it does exist, since yesterday evening
22:24:00 <Bonny> what is a bed cage?
22:25:00 <doggyrat> shall i show you the picture i have been shown yesterday
22:25:00 <doggyrat> is everyone over 18+
22:26:00 <^bozojim> Is that like Pavlov’s dog where one pad was wired and made you jump
22:27:00 <Bonny> I'm only 5
22:28:00 <doggyrat> that will make you grow up fast Bonny
22:28:00 <doggyrat> https://s31.0w0.wtf/s/LPCjcPqL6yrkYpS
22:31:00 <^bozojim> Would suit keeping a doggyrat in his place
22:32:00 <doggyrat> doggyrat runs free at home and has his own side of bed
22:33:00 <^bozojim> A cattle prod and a few other items of enforcement to be used on you
22:36:00 <^bozojim> Doggyrat probably has his own muzzle, lead. Collar and cattle prod just I’m case to go out
22:38:00 <Bonny> I'll take the muzzle, lead, collar but not the cattle prod
22:39:00 <^bozojim> Lol
22:39:00 <Bonny> and I'll use that on you ^bozojim
22:39:00 <^bozojim> I am sure you will
22:39:00 <^bozojim> Kinky
22:40:00 <Bonny> you're the 2nd person to call me kinky tonight lol
22:41:00 <doggyrat> i would love to have that ^bozojim but the wolf does not want to take me out for a walk
22:41:00 <^bozojim> It shows how unsafe you are
22:43:00 <Fi> who’s the first bonny
22:43:00 <Bonny> you lol
22:43:00 <^bozojim> Need you vaccinations do you, C5, parvovirus, distemper, r Aries, moxie, calico,
22:43:00 <doggyrat> i do not bite people , may be i do bark at them if they are coming too close
22:44:00 <Fi> :-P
22:44:00 <Bonny> woof
22:44:00 <^bozojim> You start foaming at the mouth and they will put you dish
22:44:00 <^bozojim> Down
22:44:00 <Bonny> how's bart, ^bozojim.. :)
22:45:00 <^bozojim> He is good
22:45:00 <Bonny> oh good
22:45:00 <^bozojim> Only needed the baseball bat once tonight
22:46:00 <Bonny> lol
22:48:00 <^bozojim> It is a wonder the wolf does not go Wialkies doggyrat to you
22:49:00 <^bozojim> Would not be good when it is freezing might get stuck to a fire hydrant
22:49:00 <Bonny> lol
22:51:00 <^bozojim> That would be a real cock up lol
22:51:00 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
22:54:00 <^bozojim> You go to move am struck to the hydrant and go bow wow
22:58:00 <^bozojim> It is ok doggyrat, if you ever got here I know a lovely canine vet who would help you
23:09:00 <doggyrat> may be i am going to visit Australia once in my life , who knows
23:10:00 <^bozojim> You do realise you need all your shots and be tested as well as quarantine being a canine
23:11:00 <^bozojim> And HaBe to travel here in a crate
23:13:00 <^bozojim> And before you leave quarantine you need a drench like sheep
23:15:00 <^bozojim> Then you need to watch out for those drop bears they like to open skulls
23:16:00 <^bozojim> The hoop snakes that act like nooses
23:16:00 <^bozojim> The whip snake
23:16:00 <^bozojim> And the bunyip real small animal eater those
23:16:00 <doggyrat> Australia is the country of the most dangerous animals :( , i better stay here
23:22:00 <Bonny> what dangerous animals?
23:22:00 <Bonny> I don't have a kangaroo hopping in my backyard
23:22:00 <Bonny> president trump loves emus tho
23:23:00 <^bozojim> Lol
23:24:00 <^bozojim> Yes he does I heard he is dating one
23:24:00 <Bonny> yup.. I saw a pic of the lovely couple
23:24:00 <Bonny> it's a match made in heaven
23:25:00 <^bozojim> They would be
23:25:00 <Bonny> what time is it where you are, doggyrat?
23:26:00 <Bonny> my job is great.. I'm permanent there now.. signed a contract yesterday
23:26:00 <^bozojim> Great Bonny congrats
23:27:00 <Bonny> thanks ^bozojim
23:27:00 <doggyrat> 1:27pm
23:27:00 <Bonny> it's 11:27 pm here
23:27:00 <Bonny> have you had lunch yet?
23:28:00 <doggyrat> that is great to hear Bonny
23:28:00 <Bonny> thanks doggyrat
23:29:00 <doggyrat> this afternoon as soon as i get to work i will know a bit more what is happening with my job,
23:29:00 <Bonny> cool
23:30:00 <doggyrat> wednesday they are having a team meeting of all the kindergarten personal working here
23:30:00 <Bonny> ok
23:31:00 <doggyrat> but may be because my boss is not at work for one week , i will get fired next week who knows
23:31:00 <doggyrat> in case that happens i will find another job
23:33:00 <Bonny> why would you get fired next week?
23:34:00 <doggyrat> because my boss is not at work this week
23:34:00 <Bonny> doesn't mean you'll get fired
23:34:00 <doggyrat> i will try to relax and see how they do react this afternoon
23:35:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:35:00 <ld0g> hahahahaa
23:36:00 <doggyrat> my first order from china arrived , vr google for smartphone , but i think my smartphone is to big not all the screen fits to be displayed
23:36:00 <Bonny> what's vr google?
23:37:00 <ld0g> LOLLOLOLOL
23:38:00 <Bonny> do you know, ld0g?
23:38:00 <^bozojim> Well when you are a pound dog you dint get to see much
23:38:00 <doggyrat> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003222599645.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.0.0.21ef1802x0MQbT
23:38:00 <doggyrat> hope the link works
23:39:00 <doggyrat> ld0g: did you see the picture of the bed cage
23:39:00 <doggyrat> that is real weird , in that channel i feel very normal
23:39:00 <^bozojim> Would be good when he is locked in his bed cage
23:40:00 <Bonny> lol
23:40:00 <ld0g> i dont click links
23:41:00 <doggyrat> now it is time for my nap before work, yesterday i did not have that and felt very tired at work
23:41:00 <doggyrat> bye talking tomorrow
23:43:00 <ld0g> .
23:44:00 <Bonny> .
23:44:00 <^bozojim> Night Bonny hugs
23:44:00 <Bonny> *hugz* ^bozojim night take care
23:44:00 <^bozojim> Night ldOg
23:44:00 <^bozojim> I will try
23:46:00 <Bonny> looks like it's just you and me ld0g lol
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