// #australia — 2021-09-02
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00:00:00 <Bonny> Beef strokin' off!
00:00:00 <Mikey> fuck lmfao
00:00:00 <Mikey> hahaha
00:00:00 <Bonny> lol
00:00:05 <+Mikey> fuck lmfao
00:00:07 <+Mikey> hahaha
00:00:08 <Bonny> lol
00:01:00 <Bonny> What did one butt cheek say to the other?
00:01:00 <Bonny> What did one butt cheek say to the other?
00:03:00 <Mikey> fuck i heard this one but forgot now
00:03:00 <Bonny> Together, we can stop this crap.
00:03:00 <Mikey> something about shit between them
00:03:00 <Mikey> lmfao
00:03:00 <Bonny> lol
00:03:13 <+Mikey> fuck i heard this one but forgot now
00:03:22 <Bonny> Together, we can stop this crap.
00:03:23 <+Mikey> something about shit between them
00:03:24 <+Mikey> lmfao
00:03:49 <Bonny> lol
00:04:00 <Mikey> fuck bonny today I went looking for some camo pants but couldnt find any....
00:04:00 <Bonny> really?
00:04:00 <Bonny> what about at a camping store?
00:04:00 <Mikey> lmfao
00:04:00 <Bonny> yup didn't get it
00:04:02 <+Mikey> fuck bonny today I went looking for some camo pants but couldnt find any....
00:04:13 <Bonny> really?
00:04:21 <Bonny> what about at a camping store?
00:04:28 <+Mikey> lmfao
00:04:38 * Mikey watches joke go straight over bonnys head
00:04:49 <Bonny> yup didn't get it
00:05:00 <Mikey> looking for camo pants
00:05:00 <Mikey> couldnt find them?
00:05:00 <Bonny> ahhh lol
00:05:00 <Mikey> ahahahahaha
00:05:00 <Bonny> lol
00:05:00 <Bonny> A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
00:05:00 <Mikey> lmfao
00:05:00 <Mikey> hahahaha
00:05:01 <+Mikey> looking for camo pants
00:05:05 <+Mikey> couldnt find them?
00:05:12 <Bonny> ahhh lol
00:05:15 <+Mikey> ahahahahaha
00:05:18 <Bonny> lol
00:05:20 <Bonny> A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
00:05:58 <+Mikey> lmfao
00:06:00 <+Mikey> hahahaha
00:06:00 <Bonny> lol
00:06:00 <Bonny> What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
00:06:00 <Mikey> what?
00:06:00 <Bonny> A dictator!
00:06:00 <Mikey> lol
00:06:00 <Mikey> how do you follow will smith in the snow?
00:06:00 <Bonny> how?
00:06:04 <Bonny> lol
00:06:18 <Bonny> What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
00:06:39 <+Mikey> what?
00:06:42 <Bonny> A dictator!
00:06:45 <+Mikey> lol
00:06:55 <+Mikey> how do you follow will smith in the snow?
00:06:58 <Bonny> how?
00:07:00 <Mikey> just follow the fresh prints
00:07:00 <Bonny> lol
00:07:00 <Bonny> How is sex like a game of bridge?
00:07:00 <Bonny> last one and I'm off to bed
00:07:00 <Mikey> how?
00:07:00 <Bonny> If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
00:07:00 <Mikey> lol nice
00:07:07 <+Mikey> just follow the fresh prints
00:07:12 <Bonny> lol
00:07:15 <Bonny> How is sex like a game of bridge?
00:07:24 <Bonny> last one and I'm off to bed
00:07:40 <+Mikey> how?
00:07:44 <Bonny> If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
00:07:59 <+Mikey> lol nice
00:08:00 <Mikey> alright bons
00:08:00 <Bonny> :)
00:08:00 <Mikey> have a good night :)
00:08:00 <Bonny> ok night night.. been fun
00:08:00 <Bonny> you too
00:08:00 <Mikey> fuck im gonna be bored here lol
00:08:00 <Mikey> take care
00:08:00 <Bonny> sorry
00:08:00 <Mikey> nah dont stress lol
00:08:00 <Mikey> ill find something
00:08:00 <Mikey> youtube time
00:08:00 <Bonny> cool
00:08:00 <Mikey> :)
00:08:00 <Bonny> yes that's fun
00:08:00 <Mikey> nights
00:08:00 <Bonny> night night
00:08:02 <+Mikey> alright bons
00:08:02 <Bonny> :)
00:08:06 <+Mikey> have a good night :)
00:08:08 <Bonny> ok night night.. been fun
00:08:10 <Bonny> you too
00:08:13 <+Mikey> fuck im gonna be bored here lol
00:08:16 <+Mikey> take care
00:08:16 <Bonny> sorry
00:08:19 <Bonny> you too
00:08:21 <+Mikey> nah dont stress lol
00:08:25 <+Mikey> ill find something
00:08:27 <+Mikey> youtube time
00:08:28 <Bonny> cool
00:08:30 <+Mikey> :)
00:08:30 <Bonny> yes that's fun
00:08:32 <+Mikey> nights
00:08:35 <Bonny> night night
00:21:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup
00:21:52 <^pHANTOM^> sup
00:25:00 <Mikey> hey brother
00:25:00 <Mikey> keeping well?
00:25:00 <^pHANTOM^> yeah man
00:25:38 <+Mikey> hey brother
00:25:40 <+Mikey> keeping well?
00:25:58 <^pHANTOM^> yeah man
00:26:00 <Mikey> nice
00:26:00 <Mikey> going to be a boring night here brother lol
00:26:03 <+Mikey> nice
00:26:12 <+Mikey> going to be a boring night here brother lol
00:31:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it
00:31:00 <^pHANTOM^> where is Bonny?
00:31:36 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it
00:31:54 <^pHANTOM^> where is Bonny?
00:34:00 <Mikey> shes parked up for the night
00:34:13 <+Mikey> shes parked up for the night
00:37:00 <^pHANTOM^> ahhh ZZZ'd eh
00:37:47 <^pHANTOM^> ahhh ZZZ'd eh
00:38:00 <Mikey> yeap
00:38:00 <Mikey> catching z's lol
00:38:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
00:38:25 <+Mikey> yeap
00:38:29 <+Mikey> catching z's lol
00:38:42 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
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09:38:00 <Demob> hi all
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14:04:00 <Demob> Mick
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14:04:00 <Demob> nod
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15:41:00 <Demob> hi snoop
15:41:07 <Demob> hi snoop
15:51:00 <Demob> :|
15:51:45 <Demob> :|
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17:18:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:32:26] remember i said there was some weird noise?
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:32:31] i found it
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:32:40] it was a jerry can that i didnt have any fuel in
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:32:56] i forgot i had it. this steel jerry can
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:39:39] hey Demob.. :)
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:39:51] Bonny, hello!
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:39:55] how are you?
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:47:55] im good thanks, just had someone painting my a door in garage
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:48:00] about to go for a walk. how are you?
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:48:52] I'm good thanks.. I'm about to pick up my groceries
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:49:13] aha
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:49:16] :)
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:49:29] i need to get some bread but ill go tomorrow
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:49:34] yeah
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:49:39] just walking a short distance soon
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:49:43] cool
17:18:00 <Demob> [16:50:32] back soon!
17:18:00 <Bonny> [16:50:38] ok ... enjoy
17:18:00 <***> Playback Complete.
17:37:00 <eddie> apt-get upgrade
17:37:00 <eddie> oops
17:38:00 <Demob> as root? :O
17:39:00 <eddie> of course
17:39:00 <eddie> only 115 updates
17:39:00 <eddie> faster at command line.. the gui for it sucks
17:43:00 <Demob> u irc as root too?
17:45:00 <eddie> nope
17:45:00 <eddie> use a winblows machine... or a VM or a native linux client
17:46:00 <eddie> Client: HexChat 2.14.3 \u2022 OS: LinuxMint "ulyana" 20 \u2022 CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-7500 CPU @ 3.40GHz (3.69GHz) \u2022 Memory: Physical: 14.2�GiB Total (3.9�GiB Free) Swap: 2.0�GiB Total (1.8�GiB Free) \u2022 Storage: 116.3�GB / 1.9�TB (1.8�TB Free) \u2022 VGA: Intel Corporation HD Graphics 630 @ Intel Corporation Xeon E3-1200 v6/7th Gen Core Processor Host Bridge/DRAM Registers \u2022 Uptime: 10w 4d 2h 52m 49s
17:46:00 <eddie> or this machine..
17:47:00 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 10wks 4days 2hrs 37mins 56secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 42877/65477.2MB (65.48%) [|||||||---] hdd: C:\ 353.25GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.08TB/1.82TB E:\ 3.49TB/5.46TB F:\ 483.23GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 21.94TB In 2.65TB Out
17:49:00 <eddie> upgrade to this machine soon.. to a Gen 11 CPU (maybe) or a AMD offering
17:52:00 <Demob> ah right
17:52:00 <eddie> would never IRC etc as root..
17:52:00 <Demob> soo... today i found out what that weird noise in my garage was... it was a tin jerry can. and the door in my garage was painted too
17:53:00 <Demob> good, eddie :)
17:53:00 <Demob> i felt compelled to ask
17:54:00 <eddie> been stuffing about with unix since about 198? and linux since 1993 ?
17:55:00 <eddie> compiled slackware eons ago
17:57:00 <Demob> hehe cool
17:57:00 <Demob> ya slackware was fun
17:57:00 <Demob> https://twitter.com/thewalrus/status/1432807896518209543
17:58:00 <Demob> i loved neuromancer
17:59:00 <eddie> I have a machine running remote from here.. it lost the internet connection about 6 months ago.. and there has been lots of work happening on site but I know the machine is still working (the 144.725Mhz radio port still works)..
17:59:00 <Demob> i hope this covid stuff doesnt destroy everything. i wanted to finish my collection of (paperback) philip k dick books, and have them all on a shelf, even the ones that look almost destroyed because ive carried them in backpacks and briefcases or just in my hand
17:59:00 <eddie> debian is what that runs..
17:59:00 <Demob> i love debian
18:00:00 <Demob> ur into RF electronics?
18:00:00 <Demob> shiiiit
18:00:00 <eddie> I may try it for desktop again some time..
18:00:00 <Demob> dude
18:00:00 <Demob> ^5
18:00:00 <eddie> yerp used to be working in that field...
18:01:00 <Demob> aha
18:01:00 <Demob> i used to have fun with a scanner
18:01:00 <eddie> started in 1976 til 1995 (working in it).. had an amateur radio licence now for some 40+ years
18:01:00 <Demob> i still monitor pagers
18:01:00 <Demob> especially GRN
18:02:00 <eddie> pagers umm I monitor fire freqs here.. cannot monitor the coppers on the grn as it is all encrypted...
18:02:00 <Demob> this isnt useful unless ur in my state, but.. http://www.sascan.net.au/?page=grnPaging
18:02:00 <Demob> some arent tho
18:03:00 <Demob> but yeah its all apco p25 encrypted
18:03:00 <Demob> cairns isnt
18:03:00 <Demob> some other FNQ areas arent also
18:03:00 <eddie> all the coppers in WA are encrypted appart from HF
18:03:00 <Demob> police i mean
18:03:00 <Demob> i remember when mobile phones were easy to listen to even
18:03:00 <Demob> let alone cops
18:05:00 <eddie> umm GSM was not hard to listen to.. if you knew what you had to do.
18:07:00 <Demob> i have no need or admit to doing so, its pretty illegal
18:07:00 <Demob> damn the ambulance service here is extra busy
18:07:00 <eddie> umm was not for me, seeing I was in the repair and install industry..
18:08:00 <Demob> i had the GSM tables at one point. many gigabytes
18:08:00 <Demob> if u have permission sure
18:08:00 <Demob> im glad the door is painted now
18:09:00 <Demob> was waiting all day for 2 square meters to be painted. ridiculous. and waited 1+ month total
18:09:00 <Demob> why was last door replaced? it went rotten. youd think theyd wanna protect their investment
18:09:00 <Demob> was water damaged, especially at bottom
18:10:00 <Demob> i saw some nice UPS circuits today eddie
18:11:00 <eddie> okie.. I will have to buy some new UPS soon..
18:11:00 <Demob> https://www.mini-box.com/OpenUPS
18:11:00 <Demob> not cheap but pretty decent
18:13:00 <Demob> make my own
18:15:00 <Demob> this might be adding to leader's nervousness https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/today-was-a-turning-point-in-victoria-frydenberg/ar-AANXTbg?ocid=BingHPC
18:21:00 <eddie> OpenUPS looks good.. just need to figure out the output voltages and current...
18:21:00 <Demob> do u use any sites like flightaware? i have an ads-b site
18:21:00 <Demob> its fun. but the hackrf one is more fun
18:22:00 <Demob> i need a way better antenna tho...
18:22:00 <eddie> plane.watch
18:22:00 <Demob> it must be stealth - around here the way people on CB troll each other is vicious and toxic, and theres been home invasions over it. i dont use CB because of this crap
18:22:00 <Demob> aha ok
18:23:00 <eddie> https://globe.adsbexchange.com/
18:23:00 <Demob> do u know much about antenna design?
18:23:00 <eddie> https://www.flightradar24.com/
18:23:00 <Demob> its 1090MHz for ADS-B but I want to do other freqs
18:23:00 <eddie> I do know a bit about antennas..
18:23:00 <Demob> yup
18:24:00 <eddie> https://www.radarbox.com
18:24:00 <Demob> yah i know the sites, a mate here runs/was running a server gathering other ppl in SA's feed
18:24:00 <Demob> until the software dropped the ability to forward easiily
18:25:00 <Demob> sorry im in kitchen typing on chromebook
18:27:00 <Demob> if you run your own ADS-B and feed flightaware, they give u axs to their commerical product which is way better than the free one
18:28:00 <Demob> i was doing this before, and then suddenly i was getting notifications that even tho planes were around in my area i wasnt sending feed. i think this cheap POS ebay sdr died. ill get a nooelec or something next. im temporarily using a hackrf one but thats real waste
18:28:00 <eddie> this is true.. I had an email sent to me offering to send a rx here BUT as I transmit often on VHF / SHF it would not have been any good
18:29:00 <Demob> ah ok
18:32:00 <eddie> looking for an antenna that will do what you want
18:32:00 <eddie> bbs
18:32:00 <Demob> awesome!
18:33:00 <eddie> what freqs are you wanting to monitor ?
18:35:00 <eddie> Super Discone Antenna (25 to 1300MHz for receiving) (50/144/430/904/1200MHz for transmitting)
18:35:00 <eddie> https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas/diamond-d-150
18:36:00 <eddie> or without coax https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas/diamond-d-130j
18:37:00 <eddie> https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas
18:37:00 <eddie> that is the first retailer I looked at
18:41:00 <Demob> 1090 mate
18:42:00 <Demob> ill try and find the web page that had a good design , hangon
18:43:00 <Demob> it was specifically for 1090
18:43:00 <Demob> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/
18:43:00 <Demob> the one i was going to make : https://lucsmall.com/images/2017-02-06-04-spider-antenna-4-radial.jpg
18:44:00 <Demob> and i have the parts for that except that connector theyre soldered onto
18:44:00 <Demob> SO or PL type, not sure
18:44:00 <Demob> bnc!
18:45:00 <Demob> wow i might even have something with a bnc socket on it. if not, ill go to jaycars on friday
18:45:00 <Demob> pick one up
18:47:00 <Demob> nooelec SDR is already on my shopping list
18:48:00 <Demob> theres some good tech to use with this to get a better signal btw, eddie .. like band filtering, linear amp
18:48:00 <Demob> which this does well. i had one but it died. https://flightaware.com/adsb/prostick/
18:48:00 <Demob> they were affordable, theyve gone up a lot since i bought mine
18:49:00 <eddie> bnc are good connectors.. I tend to use N series for outside use.
18:49:00 <eddie> my patch panel has mostly N and BNC
18:52:00 <Demob> i think the dish thats on my house has an N connector on the wall inside
18:52:00 <Demob> not sure tho, i dont know them well. maybe used them for foxtel etc
18:54:00 <Demob> having a touchscreen to use maps on a gui is soooo much better than with a mouse
18:54:00 <eddie> umm dishes for sat tv and foxtel use what is called an "F" connector
18:55:00 <eddie> usually used on better CATV etc
18:55:00 <Demob> aha ok
18:55:00 <Demob> it was here when i moved in, never used it. its for asian satellite news and tv
18:55:00 <Demob> i wouldnt mind repurposing it
18:56:00 <Demob> id take a pic for u eddie but its a hassle
18:56:00 <Demob> ill go look tho
18:56:00 <eddie> umm if it is a f connector do not use it for antennas SDRs that need 50 ohm cable..
18:57:00 <Demob> female F
18:57:00 <eddie> https://www.altronics.com.au/p/p0460-pcb-mount-socket-f-type/
18:57:00 <Demob> i dont know what cabling its got
18:58:00 <Demob> its dark outside now and ladder is in garage
18:58:00 <eddie> F uses 75ohm cable
18:58:00 <Demob> and thats 10 metres away but im sore from stuff i did
18:58:00 <Demob> aha ok
18:59:00 <eddie> going to get dinner.. fush n chups
18:59:00 <Demob> and i need to find the software that you point at an emulator's ROM directory and it auto renames and sorts them
18:59:00 <Demob> mmm nz style?
18:59:00 <eddie> (spoken like a Kiwi)
18:59:00 <eddie> well I know a lot of em and they love the way I speak...
18:59:00 <Demob> :)
19:00:00 <Demob> i remember being in a hospital ward with a nice RN but i remember her saying some word she had to say 6 times for me to get it
19:01:00 <Demob> it was like "are you speaking english?" haha
19:01:00 <Demob> but after i realised shes from NZ, it got easier
19:02:00 <Demob> i wouldnt mind making all of these antennas
19:02:00 <Demob> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/
19:02:00 <Demob> it wouldnt be that expensive either
19:03:00 <Demob> already have a couple of metres of thick copper
19:03:00 <Demob> (without killing RG cabling)
19:03:00 <Demob> 58
19:05:00 <eddie> umm I have maybe 100m of rg58 as well as maybe 60m of RG214, and 500m of LMR400 here (not used or terminated as yet)..
19:06:00 <eddie> anyways offski for now.
19:07:00 <eddie> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/ <-- basically a 1/4 wave anetanna
19:07:00 <eddie> antenna
19:07:00 <eddie> oops spelling
19:12:00 <Bonny> hey eddie.. :)
19:12:00 <Bonny> hey Demob.. wb
19:13:00 <Demob> hi bonny
19:13:00 <Bonny> how was the walk?
19:13:00 <Demob> ooh not cheap eddie
19:13:00 <Demob> it was satisfying. went a couple of extra blocks
19:13:00 <Bonny> great
19:14:00 <Bonny> I picked up my shopping.. they were late
19:14:00 <Demob> doh
19:14:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:15:00 <Bonny> I still think it's safer to order online and pick it up rather than going into the supermarket with heaps of other people to shop
19:16:00 <Demob> i agree
19:16:00 <Demob> i got woolies to deliver mine. and coles
19:16:00 <Bonny> cool
19:17:00 <Bonny> even that is safer than going into the supermarket to shop
19:20:00 <Demob> yep theres no contact option
19:20:00 <Bonny> that's right.. :)
19:25:01 <MickeyDundee> hey guys
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19:48:00 <Demob> dont spose any of you fine australians have an oculus VR headset?
19:48:00 <Bonny> nup
19:49:00 <Demob> i find watching 3D films looks best on the oculus quest 2 i saved up for months for
19:49:00 <^bozojim> hello Demob
19:49:00 <Bonny> cool
19:49:00 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
19:49:00 <Demob> i know friends bought "3D TV's" theyre all regretful
19:49:00 <Demob> gday jim
19:49:00 <Bonny> hey ^bozojim
19:49:00 <Demob> how r u
19:49:00 <^bozojim> I am ok
19:50:00 <Demob> but for me, cos im the biggest blade runner fan... i bought the bluray of the sequel, which comes on bluray discs.. and one of them is in 3D and omg its so good
19:50:00 <Bonny> cool
19:50:00 <Demob> but since i cant put a bluray into it i had to rip it etc
19:50:00 <Bonny> oh that's a shame
19:50:00 <Demob> i saw in the news facebook (who owns oculus now) is recalling all of the rubber things around it
19:51:00 <Demob> no, not rip as in destroy - i mean to take the data off the bluray to pc and then pc to vr
19:51:00 <Demob> people were getting reactions to the rubber on their face. they did a voluntary recall. if i sign in with the app and go to a certian page, theyll send me a new one for free
19:52:00 <Demob> least i dont have to send it back completely. they send out a new big of latex and it clicks into it
19:52:00 <Bonny> oh that's way cool
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19:53:00 <Demob> i had to wait for ages to save up and then a couple of months to get new stock on amazon and then it slowly coming from usa to me
19:54:00 <Bonny> great
19:54:00 <Demob> it was worth it. i remember using "VR" in the 90s and it was so lame it was depressing almost. "virtuality". i guess for its time it was pioneering but eh i didnt think much of the 5 frames per second stick figures
19:54:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:55:00 <Bonny> technology has advanced so much over the short years
19:55:00 <Demob> yep, some of it too fast even
19:56:00 <Bonny> true
19:56:00 <Demob> and phones are so overpriced, i dont understand . 2000$ for a phone?
19:56:00 <^bozojim> called profit
19:56:00 <Bonny> I know
19:56:00 <Bonny> it's a rip
19:56:00 <Demob> heres the page about the recall https://www.oculus.com/quest-2/removable-facial-interface-alert/
19:58:00 <Bonny> cool
20:00:00 <Demob> i told u guys i live next door to a lady who is 97 yrs old? she did some awesome stuff with VR, even skydiving
20:00:00 <Demob> she loved it
20:03:00 <Demob> i didnt put her straight into the skydive sim, relax
20:04:00 <Demob> shes a nice old lady but its sad what alzheimer's does to ppl. i remember my grandpa had it. i felt so bad for him. he didnt know where he was (in a nursing home) and he was always anxious
20:05:00 <Demob> if i could do it all over again i would have moved in with him and helped him out. i was going thru issues at the time myself
20:05:00 <Demob> and mum sold his kingswood that was in great condition for like 200$ arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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20:20:31 <ld0g> elo Demob
20:20:38 <Demob> hi hi
20:20:53 <ld0g> how ya goin there
20:21:18 <MickeyDundee> hey Demob
20:21:23 <MickeyDundee> sorry mate I wasnt on the comp before
20:21:49 <Demob> hi mick, thats ok
20:22:00 <Demob> what IF... this recall is BS and its just facebook wanting my home address and legal name
20:22:00 <Demob> :)
20:22:04 <MickeyDundee> keeping well mate?
20:23:07 <^bozojim> hello Demob
20:23:10 <^bozojim> hi MickeyDundee
20:23:28 <MickeyDundee> Hey ^bozojim, doing well mate?\
20:23:34 <Demob> hi jim
20:23:41 <^bozojim> yes I am thanks
20:23:54 <ld0g> wot u doin Demob
20:24:49 <Demob> just readin
20:25:05 <ld0g> nice
20:25:33 <MickeyDundee> nice
20:31:40 <ld0g> dont u start MickeyDundee
20:31:58 * MickeyDundee is eager as fuck
20:35:30 <MickeyDundee> Bonny you on?
20:37:00 <Akordenz1> g'day
20:45:00 <Demob> also, vr is an awesome way to use remote desktop on windows.
20:46:00 <Demob> it can be without wires (lower resolution, less fps) or usb c- higher resolution, higher fps
20:46:09 <Demob> hows things going ld?
20:47:00 <Demob> humans adapt to stuff really quickly. its funny how you get used to it. the only whinge is that the bazillion low res cameras on the exterior of this dont work well in low light, but... i can handle that. u dont need to take the headset off to see your surrounds, just tap it 1 time to 'see thru' and 2 times to go back to vr
20:48:53 <ld0g> yeah not bad thanks mate
20:49:17 <ld0g> had my first counselling session on tuesday
20:49:35 <ld0g> didnt know wot to talk about
20:50:06 <MickeyDundee> Next time talk about how good your half pounders from mickeyd
20:50:09 <MickeyDundee> 's are
20:50:40 <ld0g> he asked me to bring something to talk about
20:50:55 <ld0g> so i dunno
20:51:25 <MickeyDundee> tell him how you jump on IRC and spam LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL\
20:52:25 <ld0g> and how me laughing pisses people off for some reason!
20:52:56 <ld0g> but thats ok some people dont like when others are happy
20:53:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah brother
20:53:00 <Demob> hi mick
20:53:01 <MickeyDundee> see
20:53:06 <MickeyDundee> you found something to talk about
20:53:22 <MickeyDundee> between that and the half pounders
20:53:24 <MickeyDundee> your set
20:54:00 <Mikey> hey damian
20:54:00 <Mikey> Demob*****
20:54:00 <Mikey> fuck
20:54:00 <Mikey> lol
20:55:10 <Demob> great ld
20:55:40 <Demob> people wanna be in on the joke
20:56:25 <MickeyDundee> hit me
20:57:00 <Demob> lol
20:57:53 <Demob> so nobody in here is from SA?
20:58:16 <ld0g> WA here son
20:58:46 <Demob> wow ppl from every state here. except TAS?
20:59:39 <ld0g> ^bozojim is from tas
21:00:00 <Mikey> keeping well man?
21:00:45 <Demob> ahh
21:00:48 <Demob> sorry jim :)
21:01:12 <Demob> i want to visit tas, i hear its beautiful there. im sure id like the climate more, too. i hate hot weather
21:02:15 <Demob> lol was about to download a torrent of a film and i see its an amazon video, and i have prime
21:03:04 <ld0g> i also have prime
21:03:09 <ld0g> what are watching
21:03:27 <Demob> i was looking for 'gifted hands' about dr ben carson
21:03:31 <Demob> its from 2009
21:03:35 <MickeyDundee> im watching debbie does dallas
21:03:38 <Demob> lol
21:04:11 <Demob> you read about 'debbie' ? what happened after those pr0ns
21:04:17 <Demob> sad story
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21:05:00 <Mikey> that was harsh lol
21:05:00 <Bonny> lol
21:05:14 <MickeyDundee> she died didnt she?
21:05:27 <Demob> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0476984/
21:05:43 <Demob> i wont do spoilers
21:06:00 <Bonny> thought you might have wanted a holiday.. :P
21:06:00 <Bonny> lol
21:06:00 <Bonny> I need a haircut and colour bad but won't be for another 3 weeks
21:06:00 <Mikey> too bad the flat screens dont hurt as much as the old school crts
21:06:25 <MickeyDundee> nah tell me brother, I wont be watching it
21:07:00 <Bonny> still hurts
21:07:00 <Mikey> bonny i look like a 1980s mel gibson
21:07:00 <Bonny> lol
21:07:00 <Mikey> lol
21:08:00 <Bonny> brb
21:09:45 <Demob> bloop
21:10:13 <Demob> you ever see that film "8mm" with nicholas cage?
21:10:44 <ld0g> https://vimeo.com/455553823
21:10:48 <ld0g> gifted hands
21:10:53 <ld0g> prob wont watch it
21:13:22 <Demob> aha
21:13:25 <Demob> brb
21:14:08 <MickeyDundee> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:17:00 <Bonny> back
21:17:00 <Bonny> sorry was on messenger with a close friend of mine in Greece
21:18:00 <Mikey> too good
21:18:00 <Mikey> i was sending a letter lol
21:18:00 <Bonny> cool
21:18:00 <Mikey> :)
21:18:00 <Bonny> a love letter?
21:18:00 <Mikey> yea[
21:18:00 <Bonny> nice
21:18:00 <Mikey> express postage down the toilet
21:18:00 <Bonny> lol
21:18:59 <ld0g> whats so funny ?
21:19:00 <Mikey> straight to altona lol
21:19:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:19:00 <Bonny> doesn't the sewage go to werribee?
21:19:51 <MickeyDundee> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
21:21:00 <Mikey> werribee or altona?
21:21:00 <Mikey> maybe its werribee
21:21:00 <Bonny> werribee
21:21:00 <Mikey> ahh yeah well that where its going
21:21:00 <Bonny> yup
21:21:12 <ld0g> what are you laughing at?
21:24:00 <Mikey> bb
21:24:00 <Bonny> ok
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21:42:00 <Mikey> beeeeeck
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21:52:00 <Bonny> wb
21:53:00 <Mikey> thanks bonz :P
21:53:00 <Bonny> no worries
21:54:00 <Bonny> hey ^pHANTOM^
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21:55:00 <Bonny> ok
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21:56:00 <Mikey> some of the best tunes
21:57:00 <Bonny> cool
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21:59:00 <Mikey> bonny
21:59:00 <Mikey> im soo fucking bored
21:59:00 <Bonny> hmmm
21:59:00 <Bonny> play a game?
21:59:00 <Mikey> this laptop wont run shit lol
22:00:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00:00 <Mikey> and im kinda burnt out from all my games lol
22:00:00 <Bonny> and you don't want to get out of bed to play on the pc?
22:00:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
22:00:00 <Bonny> surf the net?
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22:01:00 <Bonny> ^bozojim
22:01:00 <Mikey> its comfy in bed
22:01:00 <Bonny> you could have killed that nick and rename.. you don't need to wait for it to go offline
22:01:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
22:01:00 <Bonny> I don't find bed comfy to be on my laptop
22:02:00 <Mikey> i get a thick book
22:02:00 <Mikey> sit the laptop onto
22:02:00 <Bonny> ok
22:02:00 <Mikey> and just sit up with a few pillows behind
22:02:00 <Mikey> *click* noiiiice
22:02:00 <Bonny> yeah I don't find that comfy
22:03:00 <Mikey> everybody is different
22:03:00 <Bonny> yes true
22:03:00 <Mikey> who did ya ban lol
22:03:00 <Bonny> person
22:03:00 <Mikey> lmfao
22:03:00 <Mikey> poor cunt
22:03:00 <Bonny> that I hope stops him from entering channel to be banned
22:03:00 <Bonny> cos I think he does it on purpose to annoy us
22:03:00 <Mikey> even worse I cant run him some buckets of water either
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22:04:00 <Bonny> lol
22:04:00 <Mikey> lol
22:04:00 <Mikey> i find 1d0g worse to be honest
22:04:00 <Mikey> that cunt is fucking cooked
22:04:00 <Bonny> nah person is worse
22:04:00 <Mikey> is he? lol
22:04:00 <Bonny> trust me
22:04:00 <Bonny> yup
22:04:00 <Mikey> fucking didnt think one could get worse
22:04:00 <Bonny> he is a troll
22:04:00 <Bonny> wb ^bozojim
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22:05:00 <^bozojim> ty Bonny
22:05:00 <Mikey> fair enough
22:05:00 <Mikey> you should let him on one day
22:05:00 <^bozojim> no idea whata going on
22:05:00 <Mikey> give him like 2 mins
22:05:00 <Bonny> he is behaving atm cos he is trying to blame me while this network doesn't have too many peopole
22:05:00 <Mikey> make him feel like he's in
22:05:00 <Mikey> then fucking boot him
22:05:00 <Bonny> nah
22:05:00 <Bonny> why*
22:05:47 <MickeyDundee> hey there foxy
22:06:00 <Mikey> this network doesnt have many people on because every dickhead and his dog is on FB, insta, discord, twitter, tinder etc etc
22:06:00 <Mikey> to fuck with him lol
22:06:00 <Bonny> ^bozojim when you get disconnected your nick stays on and you use an alternate nick.. when you're back on the alternate nick you can kill ^bozojim and change your nick name
22:06:00 <Bonny> exactly Mikey
22:06:00 <Bonny> but they love to blame me
22:07:00 <^bozojim> ok
22:07:00 <Mikey> theyre just trying to rile you up
22:07:00 <Bonny> it doesn't work
22:07:00 <Mikey> see I dog stopped fucking with me
22:07:00 <Mikey> lol
22:07:00 <Mikey> cause I didnt cave
22:07:00 <Bonny> I could have zlined person but I thought I'd frustrate him more by not allowing him in here
22:07:00 <Mikey> he double stopped giving me shit when I started giving him shit
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22:08:00 <Mikey> lol
22:08:00 <Bonny> cool
22:08:00 <Mikey> IRC is like a niche market nw
22:08:00 <Mikey> now**
22:08:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:08:55 <Foxy> hi
22:09:00 <Mikey> fuck PTnet (portuguese net) is pretty active
22:09:00 <Bonny> cool
22:09:00 <Mikey> yeah surprisingly
22:09:00 <Bonny> why surprisingly?
22:09:01 <MickeyDundee> :)
22:09:01 <^bozojim> hello Foxy
22:09:04 <^bozojim> welcome
22:09:18 <Foxy> thanks, i guess
22:09:24 <MickeyDundee> busy day today ^bozojim?
22:09:45 <^bozojim> it was an ok day
22:09:53 <MickeyDundee> thats alright man
22:10:00 <Mikey> Portugal small country
22:10:00 <Bonny> I bet they're either in melbourne or sydney
22:10:00 <Mikey> you'd think it would be dead
22:10:00 <Mikey> guess not
22:10:00 <Bonny> I don't think all the users that join would be from portugal
22:10:00 <Mikey> theyre all speaking Portuguese
22:10:00 <Bonny> like #melbourne there is a mixture
22:10:00 <Bonny> oh ok
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22:11:00 <Mikey> even if its all portuguese people including that outside of Portugal
22:11:00 <Mikey> like myself
22:11:00 <Bonny> yeah they could be from melbourne talking in portuguese
22:11:00 <Mikey> there is only like 11 million of us
22:11:00 <Bonny> ok
22:11:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:12:00 <Mikey> get up to much today?
22:13:00 <Bonny> nup
22:13:00 <Mikey> fuck it was a nice day
22:13:00 <Bonny> woke up, had a shower and picked up my groceries, put groceries away, built my new office chair
22:13:00 <Bonny> the weather has been great
22:13:00 <Mikey> niceee
22:14:00 <Bonny> tomorrow is going to be same
22:14:00 <Mikey> yeah tomorrow is gonna be killer aswell
22:14:00 <Mikey> yup
22:14:00 <Bonny> yup
22:14:00 <Bonny> we're in spring now
22:14:00 <Mikey> thank fuck
22:14:00 <Bonny> even last month tho being last month of winter we've had a few really nice days
22:14:00 <Mikey> yeah we did
22:14:00 <Bonny> which was unsual
22:14:00 <Bonny> unusual*
22:15:00 <Mikey> GloBaL wArMinG
22:15:00 <Mikey> lol
22:15:00 <Bonny> yeah right
22:15:00 <Bonny> I don't believe in theories
22:15:00 <Mikey> yeap
22:15:00 <Mikey> all bs
22:15:00 <Bonny> yup
22:15:00 <Mikey> remember
22:15:00 <Mikey> t was global cooling
22:15:00 <Mikey> then it was global warming
22:15:00 <Mikey> and now its climate change
22:15:00 <Bonny> they don't know what they're talking about
22:15:00 <Mikey> need to keep changing the name so people dont catch on
22:16:00 <Bonny> yup
22:16:00 <Mikey> you know what I find funny as fuck
22:16:00 <Bonny> what?
22:16:00 <Mikey> and its absolute proof that its all bullshit
22:16:00 <Bonny> a theory is untested and not fiction
22:16:00 <Mikey> all the dumb cunts peddling the bullshit like the Obama's and Al gore.... They've all bought beach front properties
22:16:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:17:00 <Mikey> just another way to tax the plebs
22:17:00 <Bonny> there is no proof in scientists theories
22:17:00 <Bonny> yup
22:17:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:17:00 <Mikey> now they are pushing for "renewable energy"
22:17:00 <Mikey> china
22:17:00 <Bonny> I know
22:17:00 <Mikey> so the west fucks themselves over
22:17:00 <Mikey> whilst china keeps building new coal plants
22:18:00 <Mikey> same as electric cars
22:18:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:18:00 <Mikey> fucking shithouse
22:18:00 <Bonny> I don't want an electric car
22:18:00 <Mikey> nah theyre garbage
22:18:00 <Bonny> I love my car too much
22:18:00 <Mikey> ever see one catch on fire?
22:18:00 <Bonny> nah
22:18:00 <Mikey> pwa
22:19:00 <Mikey> extremely hard to extinguish
22:19:00 <Mikey> like edge of impossible
22:19:00 <Bonny> yeah why's that?
22:19:00 <Mikey> because of the battery pack
22:19:00 <Bonny> so they're not safe to have
22:19:00 <Mikey> so imagine you have an accident
22:19:00 <Mikey> and the fucking thing ignites
22:19:00 <Mikey> tada jack
22:20:00 <Bonny> yup
22:20:00 <Mikey> The netherlands came up with this semi truck, with a massive water container on the back
22:20:00 <Mikey> with a crane
22:20:00 <Mikey> just for electric cars
22:20:00 <Mikey> they pick em up
22:20:00 <Mikey> and submerge them for over 24 hours
22:20:00 <Mikey> only way to put the fire out for sure
22:21:00 <Bonny> yah
22:21:00 <Mikey> you know tesla?
22:21:00 <Bonny> heard of them
22:21:00 <Mikey> if a tesla has an accident, and the insurance company notifies tesla
22:22:00 <Demob> its a bit of a con isnt it? that documentary michael moore did was eye-opening. i didnt like his angle (which is depopulation) but it showed the hypocrisy of a lot of people/their companys
22:22:00 <Mikey> tesla automatically cuts the car off from supercharging and other features
22:22:00 <Mikey> so now it takes like 2 days to fully charge the car
22:22:00 <Bonny> wow
22:22:00 <Mikey> yeah Demob its all bullshit
22:22:00 <Demob> nod
22:22:00 <Mikey> but people are just too daft to notice
22:23:00 <Mikey> like I told bonny last week
22:23:00 <Mikey> the massive push for electric cars
22:23:00 <Mikey> is because you cant really control petrol
22:23:00 <Mikey> but electricity and electric cars can be turned off remotely
22:23:00 <Mikey> so if your a bad citzen, with social scores they will cut it off and your fucked
22:23:00 <Mikey> good luck doing that when I got an SS
22:23:00 <Mikey> ill just syphon fuel out of my next door neighbours car
22:23:43 <ld0g> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:23:55 <MickeyDundee> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:24:00 <Demob> mad max! :)
22:24:00 <Mikey> and also, green energy is extremely unreliable
22:24:00 <Mikey> so its fucks us up
22:24:00 <Demob> i sat in one of those v8s for mad max
22:24:00 <Demob> as a kid
22:24:00 <Demob> teh interceptor
22:24:00 <Mikey> whilst china is building mad fucking coal plants daily
22:24:00 <Mikey> hahahah yeah theyre awesome man
22:25:00 <Mikey> My grandma used to make those fords
22:25:00 <Mikey> Bonny, you know in the middle of summer, when everybody has their Aircons on? and the power grid drops out because it cant take the load?
22:26:00 <Bonny> that happens alot in greece
22:26:00 <Bonny> more so than here
22:26:00 <Mikey> now imagine every night at 6pm when every dickhead gets home and plugs in their 3 tonne dildo with wheels
22:26:00 <Mikey> yeap
22:27:00 <Mikey> if we had nuclear energy then maybe we might have a fighting chance
22:27:00 <Mikey> but we dont
22:27:00 <Mikey> and that shit in its own has alot of drama's and issues
22:27:00 <Bonny> we have the materials
22:27:00 <Bonny> but we export it
22:27:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:27:00 <Mikey> the problem is
22:28:00 <Mikey> yeah its cheap energy
22:28:00 <Mikey> with no or little emission
22:28:00 <Mikey> but what the fuck do you do with the waste?
22:28:00 <Bonny> yup
22:28:00 <Mikey> there is no real solution other than burying it, where it will be highly radioactive for millions of years
22:28:00 <Mikey> remember in the 80s i think it was
22:28:00 <Mikey> the gulf war
22:29:00 <Mikey> the americans came up with an awesome use for depleated uranium
22:29:00 <Mikey> they turned them into tank shells
22:29:00 <Mikey> as uranium is extremely dense and there for goes through everything
22:29:00 <Bonny> yup
22:29:00 <Mikey> fuck what a disaster that was in the gulf war. All the soldiers and people getting stupid sick
22:30:00 <Bonny> yup
22:30:00 <Mikey> yup
22:30:00 <Mikey> lol
22:30:00 <Mikey> ill leave ya alone now haha
22:30:00 <Bonny> why?
22:30:00 <Bonny> I'm listening
22:30:00 <Bonny> and agreeing with you
22:31:00 <Bonny> brb.. coffee time
22:31:00 <Mikey> lol seems like im busting your balls
22:34:00 <Demob> im having a chamomile tea
22:34:00 <Bonny> not at all
22:34:00 <Demob> im trying to wind down
22:34:00 <Bonny> I'm back
22:34:00 <Demob> yay
22:35:00 <Mikey> camomile teas are the bomb
22:35:00 <Bonny> how's your ankle today?
22:35:00 <Mikey> fucked bonny
22:35:00 <Bonny> same everyday eh?
22:35:00 <Mikey> did a bbq tonight and now its flared up
22:35:00 <Bonny> eeks
22:35:00 <Mikey> yeah its pretty much fucked every day bons
22:35:00 <Mikey> but some days im super fucked
22:35:00 <Bonny> :(
22:36:00 <Mikey> story of my life lol
22:36:00 <Mikey> i got that pain management shit tomororw
22:36:00 <Bonny> it's the surgeons that fucked you ankle up
22:36:00 <Bonny> your*
22:37:00 <Bonny> each surgery they did on it only made it worse
22:37:00 <Mikey> yeah it was fucked before the surgery aswell
22:37:00 <Mikey> I had pain
22:37:00 <Mikey> but not like now
22:37:00 <Mikey> problem pre surgery was it was all loosy goosey
22:37:00 <Bonny> yeah it's worse now
22:37:00 <Mikey> I would always trip over my own foot
22:37:00 <Bonny> wow
22:37:00 <Mikey> and I couldnt want on uneven surfaces like grass
22:38:00 <Mikey> yeah bonny is was super fucked
22:38:00 <Bonny> sounds like it
22:38:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:38:00 <Bonny> and there is nothing they can do to fix the pain eh?
22:38:00 <Mikey> pain management
22:38:00 <Mikey> if that doesnt work
22:39:00 <Mikey> neurostimulator in the spine
22:39:00 <Mikey> which I dont want at all
22:39:00 <Bonny> eeks
22:39:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:39:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:40:00 <Bonny> doesn't sound too good
22:40:00 <Mikey> read and heard that it doesnt work most of the time
22:40:00 <Mikey> and it can cause more problems
22:40:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:40:00 <Bonny> I wouldn't do it
22:40:00 <Bonny> but then if pain managemet doesn't work and you're in a lot of pain.. there's not much else
22:40:00 <Mikey> nah im not fuck that
22:40:00 <Mikey> nothing
22:40:00 <Mikey> ive pretty much exhausted everything
22:40:45 <ld0g> you alright MickeyDundee
22:41:00 <Mikey> other than an ankle fusion, where they weld it together
22:41:00 <Bonny> eeks
22:41:00 <Mikey> but the surgeon reckons even with a fused ankle i will still have constant pain
22:41:00 <Bonny> yeah you will
22:41:00 <Mikey> yeah
22:41:00 <Bonny> so what's the point of doing fusion then eh?
22:41:00 <Mikey> cut the cunt off
22:41:00 <Mikey> give me a wooden peg lol
22:41:00 <Mikey> dunno really
22:41:00 <Bonny> they won't do that
22:42:00 <Mikey> yeah I know
22:42:00 <Mikey> thats why you need to do it for me
22:42:00 <Bonny> lol
22:42:00 <Mikey> hehe
22:42:00 <Mikey> only thing that works is strong pain killers
22:42:00 <Mikey> like endone
22:42:00 <Bonny> yeah which they won't give you
22:42:00 <Mikey> but no bueno long term
22:42:24 <electrohead> y'all good in here?
22:42:40 <^bozojim> hello electrohead
22:42:46 <electrohead> hey mate
22:43:00 <Mikey> yeap they wont give em to me
22:43:00 <Mikey> which is understandable
22:43:00 <Bonny> yeah it's not good for long term.. you will build a tolerant
22:43:43 Join: Mikey ([email protected]) to #Australia
22:43:44 Mode: (by Bonny) +v Mikey
22:44:00 <Mikey> yeap
22:44:00 <Bonny> shame
22:44:36 Quit: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:44:38 Nick: Mikey is now known as MickeyDundee
22:45:00 <Mikey> just keep swimming, just keep swimming just keep just keep just keep swimming, all you got to do is swim swim swim
22:45:00 <Bonny> lol
22:45:00 <Mikey> toook the SS out today
22:45:27 <MickeyDundee> Odd that Bonny hasn't been on all night
22:46:00 <Bonny> nice
22:46:00 <Bonny> at least you can still drive etc
22:46:00 <Mikey> for now
22:46:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:46:00 <Mikey> ohh did you see the daily mail?
22:46:00 <Mikey> appranetly
22:46:00 <Mikey> you know that brett suttun cocksucker?
22:47:00 <Bonny> yeah him
22:47:00 <Mikey> he was the one that instated the ban on playgrounds for kids
22:47:00 <Bonny> what about him?
22:47:00 <Mikey> because he wanted to get back at parents because "we dont follow the rules"
22:47:00 <Bonny> well the playgrounds will be opened
22:47:00 <Mikey> yeah it had nothing to do with "safety"
22:47:00 <Mikey> and it was just to revenge against parents
22:47:00 <Bonny> ok
22:48:00 <Mikey> fucking cunt
22:49:00 <Bonny> lol
22:49:00 <Mikey> who's pulse?
22:49:00 <Mikey> in melb
22:50:00 <Bonny> no idea.. never seen them b4
22:50:00 <Mikey> ahk
22:50:00 <Mikey> fuck what is it with people joining and not talking lol
22:50:00 <Bonny> I know right
22:50:00 <Mikey> like jumping in a car and just sit there. No driving
22:50:00 <^bozojim> I have not said a lot tonight
22:50:00 <Bonny> yeah lol
22:50:00 <Bonny> you still talk ^bozojim
22:50:00 <Mikey> yeah you still talk brother
22:50:00 <Bonny> just like now
22:50:00 <Mikey> melbourne there has been 0 activity all day lol
22:51:00 <Mikey> but like a million cunts in there
22:51:00 <^bozojim> lol
22:51:00 <^bozojim> I will be in front of my sewing machine much of tomorrow
22:51:00 <Bonny> #sydney has been the same
22:51:00 <Mikey> not even in sydney lol
22:52:00 <Mikey> needs a new owner to spruce it up
22:52:00 <Mikey> ^bozojim would be the perfect candidate
22:52:00 <^bozojim> not me
22:52:00 <^bozojim> I own a channel
22:52:00 <Mikey> why not?
22:52:00 <Mikey> ohhh whats your channel brother?
22:54:00 <^bozojim> in your pm
22:54:00 <^bozojim> as I am not into spamming channels in other rooms
22:55:00 <Mikey> ahh too good
22:55:00 <Mikey> let me sign in
22:56:15 Join: From2001to2021 ([email protected]) to #Australia
22:59:00 <Bonny> you see cos you linked your nicks, you can still get the @ when you identify
22:59:00 <Mikey> "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
22:59:00 <Bonny> to Mikey
22:59:00 <Mikey> yes i noticed bonz :)
22:59:00 <Bonny> cool
22:59:00 <Bonny> cos I have the channel ops restricted.. that is you have to be identified b4 you get the @
23:00:00 <Mikey> ahh cool
23:00:00 <Mikey> smarts
23:00:00 <Bonny> yah protects the channel from takeovers
23:00:00 <Mikey> stop somebody changing their names and getting in
23:00:00 <Mikey> yup
23:04:00 <Mikey> there is a hillybilly who wins the lotto and he treats himself to a brand new porsche. However he keeps bringing the car back into the dealer with a grenaded gearbox. After the 5th time the dealer is sick of replacing gearboxes under warranty and decide to investigate further as to why this hillbilly kept grenading gearboxes. So they send him, his car and a porsche factory test driver around a race track to try and mimic the issue. The hill
23:04:00 <Mikey> billy gives his porsche hell, rowing all the gears from 1st to 5th. "See nothing wrong with out product" the porsche test driver exclaimed. The hill billy replies "Yeah, but the really problem is when you slot it into the R-acing gear...." as the hillbilly slots it into R
23:04:23 * electrohead pokes Bonny
23:05:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:05:00 <Bonny> rofl
23:05:00 <Bonny> lol
23:05:00 <Mikey> :)
23:06:13 Part: From2001to2021 ([email protected]) from #Australia
23:06:54 <MickeyDundee> she hasnt been on all day or evening
23:07:00 <Demob> https://artflow.ai/
23:08:00 <Mikey> better not be hardcore porn Demob lol
23:08:00 <Demob> lol no
23:08:00 <Mikey> lol
23:08:00 <Bonny> lol
23:08:00 <Demob> its heavily congested
23:09:00 <Bonny> why not? what's wrong with porn?
23:09:00 <Demob> this site. interesting tho
23:10:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:10:00 <Mikey> now I def know Bonny likes porn lmfao
23:10:00 <Bonny> :)
23:10:00 <Mikey> girl on girl?
23:11:00 <Mikey> guy on girl?
23:11:00 <Mikey> guy on guy?
23:11:00 <Mikey> racehorse on girl?
23:11:00 <Bonny> I'm a boring traditionist
23:11:00 <Mikey> ahk guy on girl
23:11:00 <Bonny> yup
23:11:00 <Mikey> perferably wedding attire
23:11:00 <Mikey> ahk got it
23:14:35 <electrohead> ok
23:14:50 <MickeyDundee> yeap
23:14:54 <electrohead> :p
23:15:08 <MickeyDundee> electro do you know why i cant be opped in my own channel>
23:15:16 Quit: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:15:16 Join: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) to #Australia
23:15:16 Mode: (by lego.jp.austnet.org) +v MickeyDundee
23:15:16 <ld0g> heya Bonny
23:15:27 <MickeyDundee> shes not here mate LOOOOOOOOL
23:15:33 <ld0g> ?
23:16:00 <Mikey> A lawyer gets out of his car carelessly and swings his door wide open in oncoming traffic where a car comes along and rips the door clean off his Ferrari. The car that hit the door comes to a screeching halt and the driver gets out to make sure the lawyer is ok. As he approaches the lawyers he see that the lawyer is missing his arm. "Holy shit! your arm! Its gone!" "FUCK THE ARM" screams the lawyer..... "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROLEX!"
23:16:00 <Bonny> lol
23:16:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:16:01 <MickeyDundee> shes not here mate
23:16:13 <electrohead> does it give you any messages in regards to why?
23:16:22 <electrohead> I think I see the problem
23:16:35 <MickeyDundee> it says that i am half owner
23:17:00 <^bozojim> so he was half armless
23:17:00 <^bozojim> and could not do a lot
23:17:00 <Mikey> lol
23:17:10 <electrohead> I notice that your ident is different than normal
23:18:56 <electrohead> that's your current nick and ident details
23:19:32 <electrohead> wait, let me check something quick
23:20:00 <Mikey> a russian soviet is super excited to be able to have the opportunity to order his first automobile for being such a hard working civvie. He goes to the showroom where he picks his colours and specs. "How long will it take for my car to be delivered" asked the russian worker.. "In about 6 years" said the salesman... "6 years? geee thats quite a while... Do you know if it will be in the morning or afternoon"exclaimed the russian worked. The
23:20:00 <Mikey> salesman responds "Man its 6 years away, what does it matter if its in the morning or in the afternoon" to which the russian worker replied "Because the fridge repairman will be coming in the morning"
23:21:00 <Bonny> lol
23:22:00 <Mikey> have I told you the barbie joke?
23:23:00 <Bonny> nup
23:23:53 <MickeyDundee> yeah cause i got a vpn
23:23:58 <MickeyDundee> so it constantly changes
23:25:00 <Mikey> why did barbie never get pregnant?
23:25:00 <Bonny> why?
23:25:00 <Mikey> because ken always came in a different box
23:25:00 <Bonny> lol
23:26:00 <Mikey> if ithink of anymore ill thrown them up
23:26:00 <Bonny> no worries.. :)
23:26:00 <Bonny> did I tell you this one
23:26:00 <Mikey> why are camels called ships of the desert?
23:27:00 <Mikey> go lol
23:27:00 <Bonny> why were there hundreds of vietnamse in a tyre?
23:27:00 <Mikey> fuck
23:27:00 <Mikey> ummm
23:27:00 <Mikey> dunnoi
23:27:00 <Bonny> it was a flat
23:27:00 <Mikey> i dont get it lol
23:27:00 <Mikey> fuck im retarded
23:27:00 <Mikey> LMFAO
23:27:00 <Bonny> vietnamese share their homes
23:27:00 <Mikey> I got it now ahhaa
23:27:00 <Mikey> yeah yeah lol
23:27:00 <Bonny> lol
23:27:00 <Mikey> hahaha
23:27:00 <Mikey> why are camels called ships of the desert?
23:27:53 <electrohead> that's your IP address that will change, not your ident unless you change that yourself
23:28:00 <Bonny> why?
23:28:00 <Mikey> Because theyre full of arab semen
23:28:00 <Bonny> lol
23:28:00 <Mikey> I had a good mate of mine invent explosive prayer mats.... Last time I spoke to him he said prophets were through the roof
23:28:28 <MickeyDundee> ahk
23:28:32 <MickeyDundee> I havent changed anything man
23:29:00 <Mikey> they come back to me slowly lol
23:29:00 <Bonny> yup
23:29:00 <Bonny> lol
23:29:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:29:00 <Mikey> why was hitler fuhrious?
23:29:00 <Bonny> what do you call an aborigine with a stick stuck up his bum?
23:29:00 <Mikey> lmfao what/
23:29:00 <^bozojim> tonight the modem will not charge above 48%
23:29:00 <Bonny> a choc wedge
23:29:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:29:00 <Mikey> hahahaha
23:30:00 <Mikey> why was hitler fuhrious? Because he got the gas bill
23:30:00 <Bonny> what do you call an aborigine with dandruff?
23:30:00 <Bonny> lol
23:30:00 <Mikey> lamington
23:30:00 <Mikey> ?
23:30:00 <Bonny> yes
23:30:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:30:00 <Mikey> hahaha
23:30:00 <Mikey> what do you call an abo going down a water slide?
23:30:00 <Bonny> what?
23:30:00 <Mikey> sewage
23:31:00 <Mikey> what do you call an abo in a suit?
23:31:00 <Bonny> theif?
23:31:00 <Mikey> the defendant
23:31:00 <Bonny> lol
23:32:00 <Mikey> A good friend of mine got a tattoo of an aboriginal on his arm. Poor bugger now his arm don't work
23:32:00 <Mikey> why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
23:33:00 <Bonny> why?
23:33:00 <Mikey> because any mexican that can jump, run or swim is already in the united states
23:33:00 <Bonny> lol
23:33:00 <Bonny> What did the penis say to the condom?
23:33:00 <Mikey> what?
23:33:00 <Bonny> Cover me, I’m going in
23:33:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:33:00 <Mikey> deep sea diving lol
23:34:00 <Bonny> lol
23:34:00 <Bonny> What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
23:34:00 <Mikey> what?
23:34:00 <Bonny> Chewing gum
23:34:00 <Mikey> ahhhh
23:34:00 <Bonny> What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?
23:34:00 <Mikey> melt them down and turn it into a goodyear lol
23:34:33 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Quit:
23:35:00 <Bonny> yup lol
23:35:00 <Mikey> hahaha yeah I knew that one
23:35:00 <Mikey> lol
23:35:00 <Mikey> why do french people eat snails?
23:35:00 <Mikey> because they dont like fast food
23:35:40 <ld0g> whats goin on Bonny
23:36:00 <Bonny> lol
23:36:00 <Bonny> What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
23:36:00 <Mikey> lol what?
23:36:00 <^bozojim> night Mikey
23:36:00 <Mikey> thanks for coming?
23:36:00 <^bozojim> talk tomorrow
23:36:00 <Bonny> yup lol
23:36:00 <Bonny> Thanks for coming!
23:36:00 <Mikey> thanks for coming? night brother!
23:36:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:37:00 <Bonny> What did the penis say to the vagina?
23:37:00 <Mikey> here i come? lol
23:37:00 <Bonny> Don’t make me come in there!
23:37:00 <Mikey> LMFAO
23:37:00 <Mikey> noiceeee
23:37:00 <Bonny> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
23:37:00 <Mikey> what?
23:37:00 <Bonny> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
23:37:00 <Mikey> fucking hell bonny is coming in hot with the jokjes
23:38:00 <Mikey> LFMAO
23:38:00 <Mikey> hahahahahah
23:38:00 <Bonny> that one is my fave
23:38:00 <Mikey> yeah tis good lol
23:38:00 <Bonny> Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
23:38:00 <Mikey> doggy style?
23:38:00 <Bonny> Ask your mum!
23:38:00 <Bonny> lol
23:39:00 <Bonny> hahahhahaaha
23:39:00 <Mikey> ouf
23:39:00 <Mikey> but im a fucking stud
23:39:00 <Bonny> rofl
23:39:00 <Bonny> that one really cracks me up
23:39:00 <Bonny> Whats 72?
23:40:00 <Mikey> a scientist goes into the bathroom, does his business and then washes his hands vigoursly for 5 mins and then uses a fuck tonne of paper to dry them "I went to university for 10 years and I learned to be hygenic"
23:40:00 <Bonny> 69 with three people watching.
23:40:00 <Bonny> lol
23:41:00 <Bonny> How is sex like air?
23:41:00 <Mikey> a engineer goes in next, does his business then washes his hand sparodicly and uses a tiny bit of paper. "I went to university for 6 years and they taught me how to be environmentally friendly
23:41:00 <Mikey> a carpenter goes in next, takes a piss and walks straight out. "I went to trade school for 3 years and they taight me not to piss on my hands"
23:41:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:41:00 <Mikey> how?
23:41:00 <Bonny> lol
23:42:00 <Bonny> It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
23:42:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:42:00 <Mikey> fucking true hey!
23:42:00 <Bonny> yup lol
23:42:00 <Bonny> What do you call an expert fisherman?
23:42:00 <Mikey> what
23:43:00 <Bonny> A Master Baiter
23:43:00 <Mikey> fuckkk me lol hahaa
23:43:00 <Bonny> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
23:43:00 <Mikey> too bad he aint a cervix pounderlol
23:43:00 <Mikey> what?
23:43:00 <Bonny> Beat it. We’re closed.
23:43:00 <Mikey> LMFAO
23:43:00 <Mikey> fuck I got a good one bonny
23:43:00 <Mikey> but its long
23:44:00 <Bonny> say it
23:44:35 * MickeyDundee smacks his forehead
23:45:00 <Mikey> Harley davidson passes away and is meet at the gates of heaven by saint peter
23:45:00 <Mikey> "st peter, please take me to god as there is an important matter I must settle with him" asked Harley
23:45:00 <Mikey> "well i dont usually accept requests like that, but since you have been such a good soul I shall take you straight to god" replied peter
23:45:00 <Mikey> and peter takes harley to god
23:47:00 <Mikey> Harley then goes to god "Look god, lets talk inventor to inventer. Your woman invention is totally floored! The rear end is way to jangly and loose, the headlights dipp to low, and it sounds terrible when you really rag on em"
23:47:00 <Mikey> god responds "Ahh yes you are right, I could of done a better job on the woman........ But last time I checked way more men are riding my machine than yours!"
23:47:00 <Bonny> lol
23:48:00 <Bonny> good one
23:48:00 <Mikey> :)
23:48:23 <ld0g> u right there MickeyDundee
23:49:00 <Mikey> fuck I miss snoop lol
23:49:00 <Mikey> he was really quite the last 2 nights
23:49:00 <Bonny> yeah guess he got busy?
23:49:00 <Bonny> "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
23:49:03 <MickeyDundee> no thanks to you
23:49:49 <electrohead> lol
23:49:57 <ld0g> what have i done now
23:50:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:50:00 <Mikey> what do women and a 747 have in common?
23:50:00 <Bonny> ??
23:50:00 <Mikey> both have flaps and a cockpit
23:50:00 <Bonny> lol
23:50:45 * MickeyDundee shakes head
23:51:00 <Bonny> Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
23:51:00 <Mikey> hahahahahahaha
23:51:00 <Mikey> why do irish men wear 2 condoms during sex?
23:51:10 Part: ld0g ([email protected]) from #Australia
23:51:35 <MickeyDundee> fucking tripper
23:52:00 <Bonny> ??
23:52:00 <Mikey> to be sure to be sure
23:52:00 <Bonny> lol
23:52:00 <Bonny> What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
23:52:00 <Mikey> what?
23:52:00 <Bonny> Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
23:52:00 <Mikey> ouf lol
23:53:00 <Bonny> "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
23:53:00 <Mikey> ouf
23:53:00 <Mikey> OUFFF
23:53:00 <Bonny> lol
23:53:00 <Mikey> BIG OUFFF
23:53:00 <Bonny> yup lol
23:53:00 <Mikey> YUGEEEEE OUFFF
23:53:00 <Mikey> lol
23:53:00 <Bonny> A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
23:53:00 <Mikey> hahahahaha
23:54:00 <Mikey> ohh i got a longy one
23:54:00 <Bonny> go on
23:54:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o MickeyDundee
23:55:00 <Mikey> An armed theif breaks into a house and at gun point gets the husband and ties him up to a chair infront of the bed. He then proceedes to whisper something in the wifes ear and runs out of the room. The husband goes to the wife "its ok dear, let him do as he pleases with you......... I will always love you no matter what so be strong my love, BE STRONG!"
23:56:00 <Mikey> the wife starts laughing and goes "its ok my love, he told me his gay and asked where the KY was and I told him in the bathroom cabinet. Its ok dear, I will always love yo no matter what so be strong my love!"
23:56:00 <Bonny> lol
23:56:00 <Bonny> hahahha
23:56:00 <Bonny> An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
23:56:00 <Mikey> faaaaaark
23:56:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:56:00 <Bonny> hahahahhha
23:56:00 <Mikey> must of been a fucking tunnel lol
23:57:00 <Bonny> lol
23:57:00 <Mikey> drive a landcruiser through it lol
23:57:00 <Bonny> What do you call a cheap circumcision?
23:57:00 <Mikey> what?
23:57:00 <Bonny> A rip-off!
23:57:00 <Mikey> lmfao
23:57:00 <Mikey> ouch
23:57:00 <Bonny> yup big ouch
23:58:00 <Bonny> What do you do when your cat's dead?
23:58:00 <Mikey> what?
23:58:00 <Bonny> Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
23:58:00 <Mikey> fuck thats a dark one lol
23:58:00 <Bonny> yup lol
23:59:00 <Mikey> lol
23:59:00 <Bonny> What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
23:59:00 <Mikey> mooooing?
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