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03:00 * HellStorm is now known as defcon
03:00 * defcon is now known as HellStorm
32:00 <e|f> Hey HF 4:D
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> hey e|lfie
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> ell eh
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> e|fie even
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> sorry a little distracted both sad and happy same time
36:00 <sylence> lol 
37:00 <sylence> are you okay twistie?
37:00 <e|f> lol
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> Pat's grandfather passed and same time we got a new microwave
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> just distracted is the thing
37:00 <e|f> true
37:00 <e|f> sorry to hear about that
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> he was 96
38:00 <e|f> pretty good innings
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> we knew he was on the way out but he held on for another 2 yrs
38:00 <sylence> o.0 i can see why now; yes sorry to read; but huge wicket
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah 52 inch microwave lol
38:00 <e|f> HF, my nick ain't even registered any more
38:00 <e|f> it's been so long since i was here
38:00 <e|f> lol
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> that lil 20 inch one died
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> ffs man
39:00 <e|f> everyone's on the Discord, plus some new peeps
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was on there watching the 13 yr old who has garnered over 20K people in his streaming platform
40:00 <e|f> lol yeah
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> seems a few old cunts like to tease and bully him
40:00 <e|f> the ops there are generally very good at keeping things under control
40:00 <e|f> i was pretty impressed with the whole Discord thing, really
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> he left Discord now and on tiktok mostly
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> so i am on there watching what he posts a few people have given him lip and shut up fast when they realize he has family watching what he posts
42:00 <e|f> yeh
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> i called out a 45 yr old man trying to diss him and the account quickly vanished lol
42:00 <e|f> it's sad that so many cunts use things like that to harrass etc people
43:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah its why i only am on there to watch the twins and girls and i say something and the bullies go quiet
43:00 <sylence> i dont see the need to flame others or publically shame, some people just are so insecure in themselves
44:00 <e|f> yeah
44:00 <e|f> some guy bullying a little kid online, and if you saw that guy, would be some fat middle aged cunt sitting there eating chocolate or whatever
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got a new pieircing
44:00 <e|f> 4:O
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> and now Pat says he is going to charge his car
44:00 <sylence> i like irc cause its all text no images or vids and /gzline (fuckwit) works perfect
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> the a hole
45:00 <e|f> did you end up doing truck driving?
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah true Sylence
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> no i am back to doing eye injections
45:00 <e|f> oh yeah
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> no this is the second round of eye injections
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got the first 3 last year
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> this is now just the right eye
45:00 <sylence> cataract thingies?
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> no
46:00 <e|f> Discord is pretty much a graphical version of IRC, so if you wanna see pix of cats there, there are bucket loads
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got leaking veins in my right eye
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> blood is slowly seeping out and headed for the central eye
46:00 <sylence> elfie i am oldschool 
46:00 <e|f> that's awful Jackie >_<
46:00 <sylence> fuck discord
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i hate the needles i had a severe panic attack on the second one and they had to resched me
46:00 <sylence> shit twistie thats not good at all
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> but i ended up getting it done with valium in my system
47:00 <e|f> i'm old school too 4:) but sometimes ya got to move with the times
47:00 <e|f> IRC is a dead medium, excepting geeks and techsters
47:00 <sylence> oh i move with the times believe me... its called irc... wait hey i got fb
47:00 <e|f> valium is fucking awesome
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://imgur.com/a/sJ6R59s there you go
48:00 <e|f> one of the biggest selling psychotropics of all time
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> now he says he will connect me to a battery charger
48:00 <e|f> been around since the 50s
48:00 <e|f> if that's a pic of your eye i'm not looking 4:D
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> this is what i get for being a pain in his ass
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> no its piercing
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> the blood blister is almost healed
48:00 <e|f> ah nice
48:00 <e|f> very good
49:00 <e|f> if ya want a herbal valium, try chamomile tea with honey
49:00 <sylence> lol i saw a funny as fuck meme .. how to jump start a mellenial .. battery to nose peircing
49:00 <e|f> i had that yesterday, was stoned for hours
52:00 <e|f> that meme with the quote misattributed to Einstein always gets me, pic of kids glued to their phones and the tag of something like "I fear the day technology will surpass our humanity..."
52:00 <TwistedBlister42> person i want to jump start into reality is my nephew
52:00 <TwistedBlister42> he called up at 12:15 am aunty jax can i take your battery out of your car to get home
52:00 <sylence> lol well turn off the power in the house... motivation packed then
52:00 <TwistedBlister42> um no
53:00 <e|f> Jackie i got a roving security camera installed here so i can see people who let their dog shit on the lawn
53:00 <TwistedBlister42> nah he wanted to take my battery out of my car with his fault fucking alternator
53:00 <e|f> it's verrry exciting
53:00 <TwistedBlister42> and then leave me stranded with no way to get around in my new car...
53:00 <sylence> what car have you got?
53:00 <sylence> ooo elfie... 
53:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got rid of Bora and got a Ford Focus
53:00 <sylence> eww 
54:00 <sylence> back to the corner for you
54:00 <sylence> *points*
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> Bora was a 20 yr old car and dying
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> nup
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> like my new car its got what i need in it atm
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> the other one was dying on me
54:00 <sylence> 2012 hsv gts ve s3
54:00 <sylence> 2016 subaru levorg sti
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> 2012 ford focus with all the bells and whistles
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was driving mostly Pats car anyway
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> Ford Mondeo
55:00 <e|f> nah i got a security system for home security, mostly for accountability
55:00 <e|f> but it's a mint system
55:00 <TwistedBlister42> usually i can't stand fords or holdens
55:00 <TwistedBlister42> actually dickhead across the road has a souped up bombadore
55:00 <TwistedBlister42> so my hatred for Holdens is up there when he starts his car at 3:45 am and all you can hear is that fuckin loud exhaust
55:00 <sylence> i prefer my ricers
56:00 <TwistedBlister42> i never liked Holdens to be hnest
56:00 <TwistedBlister42> Ford i can live with cos i lived around them
56:00 <sylence> i grew up with them
56:00 <sylence> we same but different
56:00 <e|f> where ya live sylence, just roughly?
56:00 <e|f> NSW?
56:00 <sylence> and it makes no difference to model preference cause nothing is made in australia anymore
56:00 <sylence> wa
57:00 <e|f> oh nice
57:00 <sylence> i used to live in qld
57:00 <e|f> Jackie is QLD and i'm NSW
57:00 <sylence> qlllddrrrr
57:00 <e|f> most shit these days is chinese made
57:00 <e|f> good stuff, bad stuff
57:00 <sylence> yer i know mine is jap
58:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i am a QLDer but i riled up the Maroon during state of origin when i supported the blues
58:00 <TwistedBlister42> but switched when we won
58:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
58:00 <e|f> i think my car is japanese. hasn't broke on me yet. no complaints
58:00 <sylence> BACK TO THE CORNER!
59:00 <sylence> *draws circle on the wall.. put nose there *
59:00 <TwistedBlister42> i had the few niggling problems with Bora tbh
59:00 <TwistedBlister42> locking mechanism on all 4 doors needed replacing oil leak alignment was off
59:00 <e|f> my car, 2013 model, might be worth a lot of money because... comparitively low mileage and it's in good nick, been well serviced etc
59:00 <TwistedBlister42> air con unit died
59:00 <e|f> 'cause of covid and the big waiting list on new cars
59:00 <TwistedBlister42> cat c was loose
00:00 <TwistedBlister42> and all 4 suspensions needed replacing
00:00 <e|f> people want to buy a new car... it's all a big waiting game
00:00 <e|f> so my little old car is now worth a lot of money
00:00 <e|f> which is so silly
00:00 <TwistedBlister42> but the dude who bought the car was happy to take it as is fix it up and use it
00:00 <TwistedBlister42> being a mechanic
00:00 <e|f> mike and the mechanics 4:D
01:00 <TwistedBlister42> :D
01:00 <sylence> https://imgur.com/a/ySFo2oZ
01:00 <e|f> tell me what that is before i click
01:00 <TwistedBlister42> lil shit at Aldi was bugging his mum and i thought this is good and cut a loud smelly fart
01:00 <TwistedBlister42> but made sure i was next to her
01:00 <e|f> lol
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah she got her nappy checked and her mother told her off
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> Pat and i walked fast
02:00 <e|f> sylence what is the image link
03:00 <sylence> thats the photos  of my cars
03:00 <e|f> ah yeah
03:00 <e|f> ok i'll look
03:00 <sylence> the white subi is mine the blue is my mates it was a car cruise i was on
04:00 <e|f> yeah nice
04:00 <sylence> that was the perth subi run for breast cancer another cruise tonight :)
04:00 <e|f> probably should cut out the licence plates
04:00 <e|f> someone could trace it
04:00 <sylence> makes no diff my car is dead locked 
04:00 <e|f> nah i meant trace ya personal info
05:00 <sylence> and obth with gps and dash cams
05:00 <sylence> fuck that they on my fb
05:00 <e|f> ok lol
06:00 <sylence> so next car i want i s aclub spec sti
06:00 <e|f> i dunno much about cars
06:00 <e|f> why are so many people so in love with subaru
09:00 <sylence> i used to love my lancer evos
10:00 <sylence> owned one .. they are nice but they are smooth to drive
11:00 <e|f> okay
11:00 <TwistedBlister42> eatng a apple and juice runs down face cat gave me a strange look cos i was licking chin
11:00 <sylence> hahahhaa
11:00 <TwistedBlister42> ;p
12:00 <e|f> when i was at TAFE years ago all the kids were talking about their nissan skylines
12:00 <e|f> i don't really care too much about cars so long as it's easy to drive, reliable etc
14:00 <sylence> skylines are shit
14:00 <sylence> like v6 twin turbo.. cop bait
15:00 <TwistedBlister42> posted a pic of a pair of huge granny panties in a window and captioned it wonder who lives there... some rude dude says you
15:00 <TwistedBlister42> im not that fat or wide
22:00 <sylence> thats where you turn around and say.. listen here sonny... if i fart ill blow myself away 
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahah
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> wind in my sails
28:00 <sylence> hahahhaa
28:00 <sylence> ^5
28:00 <sylence> so does your car have a subwoofer? 
28:00 <e|f> so i'm all upset that i've lost my ops (and power) here as my nick dropped of the register
28:00 <e|f> i was a tyrannical op
28:00 <e|f> i sat here doing the same thing and not using my op priveledges at all
29:00 <e|f> make sense?
29:00 <e|f> i think in, like, three years of OPs i kicked maybe three people
29:00 <TwistedBlister42> awwww
30:00 <sylence> i brok emy kick counter
30:00 <e|f> on *:KICK:#: { if ($opnick == $me) { inc %kick.counter } }
31:00 <sylence> excuse me did you just look at my nick.... /kill 
31:00 <e|f> i've been using IRC since about 2002
31:00 <e|f> back when i was a kid
31:00 <sylence> i been on irc since 1996
31:00 <e|f> i'm in my 30s. you, 40s?
31:00 <e|f> 4:D
32:00 <sylence> yup
32:00 <sylence> 43
32:00 <e|f> ya only 7 years older than me
32:00 <sylence> austnet was my first server
32:00 <e|f> some of the chans here have been registered since 1999
32:00 <sylence> then dalnet then oper'd other servers
33:00 <sylence> yer ... 
33:00 <e|f> they've changed hands a few times though
33:00 <e|f> previously this chan was owned by Exo, and i was an op here. but now he's moved everything to discord
34:00 <e|f> and they have their own little family there who generally do a good job
34:00 <sylence> i only was in irc4kids asd and perth 
34:00 <e|f> it's amazing how many people who are out there just sitting at their computers or phones 24/7
35:00 <sylence> yer and that how it was .. like a family. like i had a net mother and father and brothers and sisters lol ohhh how i miss those days
35:00 <e|f> true
35:00 <e|f> Jackie i think b1rd went to jail
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> hows this for a teacher messagng and says hi and then how
36:00 <sylence> im confused
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah he messages says hey
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> then how
36:00 <e|f> lol
36:00 <sylence> ohhhh it was plain english
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> not how are you and they are a fucking grade 10 teacher
37:00 <sylence> yer weird 
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> how about using proper english
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> or does he speak Engrish
37:00 <e|f> what about people who confuse he's with his
37:00 <sylence> nah jibberish
37:00 <e|f> or they're their there
38:00 <e|f> i've seen professional white collar types who use "his"
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> i saw a post on fb
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> i are 12 yrs old
38:00 <e|f> pretty much fucking illiterate
38:00 <e|f> lol
38:00 <sylence> ohh snap there we go
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> i think its I am not are
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> mums a teacher
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> so we were taught proper grammar
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> its like people spelling my name Jacky when they know i hate it
39:00 <sylence> i was taught irc styles
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> the person got her ass handed to her 3 times before i literally called her fucking stupid
39:00 <e|f> is it Jackie or Jacqui?
39:00 <e|f> 4:D
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> Jackie
39:00 <sylence> thats not you... its twistie
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> i hate any other spelling
39:00 <e|f> i know you don't like the full variant
39:00 <e|f> lol
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> pet hate since i was a kid
39:00 <e|f> Jackie it is!
40:00 <sylence> unless we get frustrated
40:00 <sylence> then anything goes lol
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> any other spelling will make me annoyed when people who are supposed to be smart keep spelling it wrong
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> i handed my cousin her ass on a plate in family whatsapp chat
40:00 <e|f> i worked for a chick who would throw out job apps without even looking if her name wasn't spelled properly on it
41:00 <sylence> well what a sexy ass that might have been but well i understand too
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> funny how the fam all ostracize you when you finally hit your tolerance level and blow your lid
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> shes ugly
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> with 6 kids
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> no way i would hook you up with her
41:00 <e|f> lol
41:00 <sylence> well i wasnt going there... lol i have a thing for a burmese girl at work
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> she is also a very self centered bitch who has no respect for anyone
42:00 <e|f> i feel like doing some computer programming but everything's already been thought of 4:D
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> including the person who fucking helps her the most
42:00 <TwistedBlister42> me
42:00 <sylence> well i feel for you... send her to nsw sounds like a blues supporter
42:00 <e|f> lol
43:00 <e|f> my one regret in life is this computer i'm currently using does not have a backlit keyboard
43:00 <e|f> 4:(
43:00 <sylence> at work, im a butcher on a production line, we fully rip in to each other all day over who we support in the origin and nrl
43:00 <sylence> i still have my g19
43:00 <sylence> and g 15
43:00 <e|f> you cut people up and sell the parts to supermarkets
44:00 <e|f> a literal butcher
44:00 <e|f> 4:D
44:00 <sylence> yup any cow that pisses me gets it
44:00 <sylence> ;p;
44:00 <sylence> lol
44:00 <sylence> speaking of food
44:00 <e|f> is it in an abbatoir ?
44:00 <sylence> i need to smoke some ribs
44:00 <sylence> nah it gets sent to us for processing
44:00 <e|f> ah yep
44:00 <sylence> not enough room else we would
45:00 <e|f> i feel guilty eating meat, most times
45:00 <e|f> some poor animal died
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> she is desperate for a guy to fill her hole
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> but your stuck with 5 kids cos one is in Uni now
45:00 <sylence> TWISTIE!!! omg tmi
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> i wouldn't link you anyway
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> she's a right stuck up cunt
45:00 <e|f> most chicks my age have wrecked their lives one way or another
45:00 <e|f> kids by the multiple
45:00 <e|f> stuff like that
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> her first kid at 18
46:00 <sylence> mine was that age
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> her last at 33
46:00 <sylence> and he is a lazy little fuck
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> ah no one likes her
46:00 <sylence> well the kids are innocent so there is your focus 
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> i kindly told her to sit on a fat dick and left the group chat
46:00 <e|f> lol
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> i had something important to send up to mum almost 2 weeks ago
46:00 <e|f> the wrath of Jackie
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> she took a week to give tht shipping address but not to me
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> my bro and dad
47:00 <sylence> jackie .. breathe
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> like fucken no respect when i drop shit for her lol
47:00 <sylence> but if your enting thats okay
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'm past it lol
47:00 <sylence> venting*
47:00 <sylence> want some smoked pork ribs?
47:00 <sylence> about to marinade them
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> Dad said he will come after he comes out of covid quarantine and get the package sitting here
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> better than dicks on bread
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> i mean sausages
48:00 <sylence> hahahahaha
48:00 <sylence> thats it .. afk before i get a soft on
48:00 <sylence> im taking my beer with me
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> i call them lil weeners lol just to annoy my neohew
48:00 <e|f> Jackie, you certainly don't have the franchise on a dysfunctional family 4:D
48:00 <TwistedBlister42> trust me e|fie half the shit that goes on i keep to myself
48:00 <e|f> true
49:00 <TwistedBlister42> but if i say something you know i reached my tolerance limit for fucking idiots lol
49:00 <e|f> most of my family are either jealous or estranged from me
49:00 <e|f> best to keep them at arm's length
49:00 <TwistedBlister42> i get used for phones and laptops
49:00 <TwistedBlister42> and they are so ungrateful
49:00 <TwistedBlister42> i sent up a good working laptop my cousin fried the power brick and blamed me
50:00 <e|f> eh, most people these days don't ring or send a card to say "thank you"
50:00 <e|f> i always do
50:00 <TwistedBlister42> i told him to go get a new fucken power brick cos it was a new laptop when we sent it
50:00 <TwistedBlister42> he stopped asking me for stuff after that
50:00 <e|f> yeh
51:00 <e|f> they're just loosely associated with ya if they want somethig
51:00 <e|f> i've dealt with people like that
52:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah your needed until they want nothing more and you become that statistic
53:00 <e|f> a family member wanted me to help him with his phone, so i went over and did that. he spent most of his time looking for the time on his watch
53:00 <e|f> but he's a cunt to everyone else so
53:00 <e|f> looking like "he's got better things to do"
53:00 <e|f> and i went to the effort to help
54:00 <e|f> but elfie cuts cunts out of his life pretty quickly 4:D
55:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i mean once mum comes down i will be not sending anything up
55:00 <TwistedBlister42> she went back up for voting and doing her mothers headstone
55:00 <e|f> yea
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> dude across the table from me did his Trulicity shot for the week today
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> his arse on the other hand is killing me
57:00 <e|f> lol
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> my nose hairs have fallen out from the rotten farts
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> its ok i did mine this morning
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> he is in for a nice surprise
57:00 <e|f> 4:D
57:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos mine are just as bad
58:00 <TwistedBlister42> actually i just feel for the kid who got blamed for mine in Aldi
58:00 <TwistedBlister42> it was as bad as a rotten nappy
02:00 <e|f> eh, i might take a shower
02:00 <e|f> bbiab
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
15:00 <sylence> mfg your both feral
19:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
20:00 <sylence> i have begun the hour or so long process
21:00 <sylence> bring on the ribs
22:00 <sylence> in a bit need to vacuum my car before the car cuise and meet
22:00 <sylence> then car wash cause i cbf washing it in the rain
24:00 <e|f> aye 4:D
24:00 <e|f> i'm all clean now
24:00 <e|f> feelin' good
24:00 <sylence> awesome... 
25:00 <e|f> i did the inside of my car myself yesterday, went down to the auto car wash and suprise, two young guys were there. and for an extra $2 they pre washed and chammied the car
27:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol i am tempted to message nephew and say fix your alternator yet
27:00 <e|f> i like to keep my car nice and clean
27:00 <e|f> squeaky clean
27:00 <e|f> 4:D
29:00 <e|f> it's easy to be a perfectionist when you have the time to be
29:00 <e|f> so i'm sensitive to people who aren't
29:00 <e|f> like you wanna investigate polynomal root factors but you can't because you have kids
29:00 <e|f> elfie understands
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> hard to do that when some bird shits on it after you wash it
32:00 <e|f> true
32:00 <e|f> shit happens (one of the most profound statements i know)
33:00 <e|f> forget Goethe and Shakespeare
33:00 <e|f> shit happens
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> true
51:00 <e|f> 1511427665004083000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
51:00 <e|f> eh
51:00 <e|f> there's those calc limits again
51:00 <e|f> hahaha
51:00 <sylence> if a bird shat on my car i will hunt down every bird dna test it and once i find the feathery fucker; i will shit on its head
52:00 <e|f> eh, i was on a cruise ship once, chatting to a chick who was drinking a glass of champers. bird flew over and its shit landed directly in the glass
52:00 <e|f> either that's very lucky or very unlucky
53:00 <sylence> well she wouldnt be getting drunk so its could have been a good thing for her
53:00 <e|f> true
58:00 <e|f> i'll be back in a sec
01:00 <elf> 4:D
01:00 <TwistedBlister42> hot box fart
01:00 <TwistedBlister42> lord save us
02:00 <elf> how long ya been on valium for
02:00 <elf> i took it for a while, it was amazing for the first few days. but i quickly developed a tolerance to it
02:00 <TwistedBlister42> just the last month cos of the shot to eye
03:00 <elf> ah yep
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> first shot was first week of June
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> then last month and then next month
03:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got 2 left saving them for my last injection
03:00 <elf> diazepam's been around since the 50s
03:00 <elf> still one of the biggest selling drugs
04:00 <TwistedBlister42> so many people are hooked on it
04:00 <elf> some say it's addictive but i only took about a week's worth of it and trashed it
04:00 <elf> yeh
04:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was for a while on it cos i get bad pressure headaches under my left eye
04:00 <TwistedBlister42> but i found panadol and advil work better too
06:00 <elf> diazepam's often used as an adjunct to other mental health meds
06:00 <elf> good for anxiety, stuff like that
06:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh yeah
07:00 <elf> has a few names and analogs
08:00 <elf> but basically it's a benzo
09:00 <elf> so i'm doing fuck all for the rest of the day, some stuff tomorrow
12:00 <TwistedBlister42> same
12:00 <elf> i've been watching Beauty and the Geek
13:00 <elf> please don't lose respect for me
13:00 <elf> hahaha
14:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
14:00 <TwistedBlister42> and teen is home
14:00 <TwistedBlister42> he fixed his car
14:00 <TwistedBlister42> great
15:00 <sylence> wait .. respect.. again... ur a blues supporter respect went ages ago son lol
15:00 <elf> aye
15:00 <elf> i may be cognitively impaired but i don't recall ever mentioning my support of any football team
15:00 <sylence> awesome :D a kid that knows how to fix a car
15:00 <sylence> your from nsw
15:00 <elf> ah
15:00 <sylence> thats enought got me elfie :P
15:00 <elf> you assumed
16:00 <sylence> enough for*
16:00 <elf> when you assume, you make an ass of u and me both
16:00 <sylence> yes, societal values
16:00 <elf> just coz i'm from NSW don't mean i follow any particular sporting team
16:00 <TwistedBlister42> sounds about right
16:00 <TwistedBlister42> i should support a team but i don't
16:00 <TwistedBlister42> sports is not my thing
17:00 <elf> sylence is racist or something
17:00 <elf> 4:P
17:00 <sylence> well ... still nsw :) haha what was the sign in 2010 at the border?
17:00 <sylence> welcomet o nsw .. subsidised by qld?
17:00 <sylence> or to that effect haha sorry i will silence now 
18:00 <elf> nah it's all good
18:00 <elf> only reason i'd watch NRL would be if i had money on the outcome
19:00 <elf> like i placed a Sportsbet on whether one of the players would bash up his GF during the half time break
21:00 <sylence> thats fair enough.. i dont really follow sports myself.. just the origin becuase its kind of personal lol
21:00 <sylence> the us and them thing but other than that idc
21:00 <elf> soccer is what i grew up with
21:00 <sylence> city for me
22:00 <sylence> man city :) though my family from sheffield
22:00 <elf> so any sports nostalgia is there for me
22:00 <elf> i used to know all the players and numbers and shit
22:00 <elf> ask me now and i'd be a loss to the current lineups
22:00 <sylence> yup i am in same boat
23:00 <elf> Sheffield Wednesday used to be in the premier league
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> so the one who knows cars is downstairs trying to work out what is wrong with his nephews car
24:00 <TwistedBlister42> this will be interesting what he says
24:00 <elf> i'm a ManU supported since age 6
24:00 <elf> all they need to do if they want to start winning again is bring Ferguson out of retirement
25:00 <sylence> im city supporter before they got the huge money injection.... 
25:00 <elf> yeah
25:00 <elf> City used to be nothing but then they got a lot of wealthy investors, go figure
25:00 <sylence> yup
26:00 <sylence> i think 2008 or 09 thats when they got that injection and bought heaps of players
26:00 <elf> i'm glad Ronaldo decided to pretty much finish his career back at ManU
26:00 <sylence> stopped watching after that
26:00 <sylence> he was a good player
26:00 <elf> if i were to subscribe to pay TV i'd get the soccer
26:00 <elf> i could stream it illegally anyway
27:00 <sylence> i just use kayo and binge
28:00 <elf> yeh
28:00 <sylence> jackie, what are you doing dear
28:00 <sylence> all silent lik 
28:00 <sylence> like*
28:00 <TwistedBlister42> talking to the fat man who just walked in the door after moving his car
28:00 <TwistedBlister42> deffo an alternator problem on the kids car
28:00 <sylence> ahh ahaha
28:00 <elf> my TV has netflix and amazon buttons on the remote, i've never used them
28:00 <elf> lol
28:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah we reversed his car in to unload the microwave and bird bath
29:00 <sylence> awesome
29:00 <TwistedBlister42> kid parks next to me
29:00 <TwistedBlister42> so Pat moved his back to normal spot and kid reversed in
29:00 <sylence> to swap battery
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> no
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> he drives a Subaru RX
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> and doesn't want people running into it
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> so my guy streets his car
30:00 <TwistedBlister42> and kid parks next to me in driveway
31:00 <TwistedBlister42> but its not like Pat doesn't street his car anyway
31:00 <TwistedBlister42> makes it easy for me to get in his passenger side instead of getting in while sitting hugging fence
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> did say its the alternator in his car
32:00 <TwistedBlister42> and he just verified it
33:00 <elf> petrol prices are dropping
33:00 <elf> good news
33:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
33:00 <elf> i saw $1.79 (e10) yesterday
33:00 <TwistedBlister42> we managed to get diesel for $2.04 at the local metro last night
33:00 <TwistedBlister42> im still driving petrol
33:00 <sylence> we have atlas fuel 1.50 a litre
33:00 <TwistedBlister42> and its gone down to $1.59
34:00 <elf> years back diesel used to be the cheap option
34:00 <sylence> while other places are like 199 they pushing everyones prices down
34:00 <elf> eh, i usually fill my car with e10 and on the fourth or fifth cycle, put decent fuel in
34:00 <elf> good for the engine
34:00 <elf> i get pretty much same mileage
34:00 <sylence> it proves that the price hike was a stunt by the fuel depots and the govt allowed it
35:00 <elf> true
35:00 <sylence> i do the same though i should run 98
35:00 <elf> i get about 350ks out of a 40l tank
35:00 <elf> in my widdle car
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i do too
36:00 <sylence> shit
36:00 <TwistedBlister42> sorry looking stuff up on google
36:00 <sylence> i get 550
36:00 <elf> my car is a japanese midget tho
37:00 <sylence> you might need to check the tank.. might have a hole son
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> is it a Huang Lo
37:00 <elf> maybe someone's been drinking it
37:00 <sylence> i would make a black comment but i am not rasict
37:00 <sylence> racist
37:00 <elf> breaking into the garage and syphoning and drinking my fuel
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> friend has a Japanese boyfriend
37:00 <TwistedBlister42> his name is Huang
37:00 <sylence> first name.. well
37:00 <sylence> well huang
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah but he changed hs last to Lo
38:00 <sylence> hahaha
38:00 <TwistedBlister42> so on FB his account is Huang Lo
38:00 <sylence> *cries*
38:00 <elf> there was a newspaper a while back, front page was a white guy with a japanese businessman, tag line "A chink in his armour." hard to say whether that was clever wordplay or flagrant racism
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> you should see comments under his legal name change post
39:00 <sylence> lol
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> do your balls Huang Lo do they wobble to and fro
39:00 <TwistedBlister42> after the 5th comment of change it to Wobbly Huang Lo i had to stop reading
40:00 <sylence> hahaha
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> i laughed out the window at 3 am
40:00 <sylence> fuck me sideways
40:00 <elf> lol
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was crying hard laughing
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> my friend who was on vid chat said show me
40:00 <TwistedBlister42> so i turned cam and showed him
41:00 <elf> i was too busy on chaturbate.com to pay much attention
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh man there is a girl who lives on that website
41:00 <elf> one new thing that's come in is that thing Onlyfans
41:00 <TwistedBlister42> so i told her to rub tomato sauce on her boobs and see what the men think
41:00 <elf> some people are making a fortune from that shit
42:00 <elf> women taking their clothes off on cam for people, earning hundreds of thousands per month
42:00 <elf> the internet is a boon
43:00 <TwistedBlister42> i lost a shit load of weight lol
43:00 <elf> you did 4:)
43:00 <TwistedBlister42> and some guy tells me at 2 am and when its around 5 degrees to strip
43:00 <elf> lol
43:00 <TwistedBlister42> i told him only if he got his foreskin cut off
43:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol yeah he blocked me
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> or its you first
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> and they never do
44:00 <elf> people who watch things on computers can, pretty much, be roughly categorised into either: voyeurs, coverts or spies
44:00 <sylence> haha
44:00 <sylence> so true
44:00 <TwistedBlister42> true
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> or they creep on your posts and then say hi baby wanna horizontal danc
45:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah no thanks
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got some Kenyan stalking me again
46:00 <TwistedBlister42> last time it was a Nigerian
46:00 <sylence> i deleted much of my accounts cause of random fucks
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> he says i am his spiritual sister and the next message he sends is porno
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> yep and nope
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> I just bounce their messages back to their wives and gfs
47:00 <sylence> hate to see what he does with his real sister
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> he has 8 of them
47:00 <TwistedBlister42> so good luck
48:00 <sylence> well he broke ass nugga
48:00 <sylence> they be talkin all his money
49:00 <TwistedBlister42> yep that's right
50:00 <sylence> lol well i put the ribs on hot smoke now :D ill send ya some twistie
51:00 <TwistedBlister42> yum thanks
52:00 <sylence> i love my ribs hey and i even smoke scotch fillet
52:00 <sylence> omfg its amazing
54:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
58:00 <elf> i just smoke cigarettes
58:00 <elf> but i'm quitting that soon
58:00 <elf> already beat alcoholism
59:00 <sylence> i quit smoking
59:00 <sylence> cant quit drinking
59:00 <elf> well done 4:D
59:00 <sylence> i spend 200 plus a week on alcohol
59:00 <sylence> so yer fml lol but thank you
59:00 <elf> i've tried many methods to beat smoking, the next i might do is the "smash windows when wanting a cig" method
00:00 <elf> aye
00:00 <elf> what piss do you like
00:00 <sylence> i got the flu so bad i couldnt smoke even when i tried. i quit with one losenger and anticol cough drops
00:00 <sylence> i dirnk 4x summer
01:00 <sylence> gernally 4 cartons a week
02:00 <sylence> ive done well today so far; 7 beers since 12pm
02:00 <elf> nice one 4:)
02:00 <elf> ah yeah
02:00 <elf> 4x is one of the nicer domestic beers
03:00 <sylence> got car cruise tonight so need to stop soon licence is my life
03:00 <elf> when i was pissing on, usually it was red wine
03:00 <sylence> i like the 4x summer mango flavour too
03:00 <sylence> i got a cupbpard of that
03:00 <sylence> and liquers
03:00 <elf> yeah
03:00 <sylence> and white wine but its mainly forcooking and smoking meat
03:00 <elf> i'd drink pretty much anything but usually... red wine, good scotch or russian vodka
04:00 <elf> i still have a lot of piss here but i'll just leave it for guests
04:00 <sylence> when i lived with my family in bellbowrie we drank merlot
04:00 <elf> yea
04:00 <elf> i liked french reds
04:00 <elf> or penfolds
04:00 <sylence> nice fruity taste
04:00 <elf> it's good with food
04:00 <sylence> *swirls it in a flute*
05:00 <sylence> yer exactly
05:00 <sylence> nice steak
05:00 <elf> basic idea is to pair reds with any kind of red meat, whites with seafood or chicken
05:00 <sylence> medium raw
05:00 <sylence> rare*
05:00 <sylence> exactly
14:00 <elf> ok guys i'm out for the nite
15:00 <elf> take it e-z
15:00 <elf> bai bai
15:00 <sylence> you too my friend
15:00 <sylence> qwll
15:00 <sylence> well
21:00 <TwistedBlister42> nite
59:00 <TwistedBlister42> good effening
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