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01:08:00 <JackJeckyl> baes <3
01:16:00 <JackJeckyl> easy 2
01:19:00 <electrohead> uhh, hey
01:20:00 <JackJeckyl> i keep my hair this way
01:22:00 <electrohead> cool..
01:22:00 <electrohead> lol
01:22:00 <JackJeckyl> ikr?
01:22:00 <JackJeckyl> reflexes just... generally don't impress people anymore
01:22:00 <JackJeckyl> i am... happy you can appreciate this :)
01:23:00 <JackJeckyl> Elven rangers rock up an I'm like; Bitch!
01:23:00 <JackJeckyl> Sit!
01:23:00 <JackJeckyl> and they do...
01:23:00 <JackJeckyl> Cowards :/
01:33:00 <JackJeckyl> twistoffyaheadansnapapicturewitcha
01:34:00 <JackJeckyl> fuck you doin?
01:34:00 <JackJeckyl> cuntwhisker :/
01:34:00 <JackJeckyl> :\
01:43:00 <JackJeckyl> holy fucking shit its not raining
01:44:00 <JackJeckyl> callin my mums
01:48:00 <electrohead> you ok?
01:51:00 <JackJeckyl> me?
01:51:00 <JackJeckyl> fuckin wat?
01:51:00 <JackJeckyl> i'm good mangs..
01:51:00 <JackJeckyl> got muh dandy hat
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> other things
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> 5000 rounds of 9mm softpoint
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> some tongs
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> 12 cans of condensed milk
01:52:00 <electrohead> Don't forget to take your meds, too
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> and an ironing board
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> i won't be fucked with :/
01:52:00 <JackJeckyl> i starch collars
01:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol at meds
01:53:00 <electrohead> Lithium might be your best bet
01:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
01:53:00 <JackJeckyl> sooooo...
01:53:00 <JackJeckyl> asl?
01:53:00 <JackJeckyl> mnyahahahahaha... ahhhhhman, i just fucked myself
01:54:00 <JackJeckyl> :|
01:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> 69 m uranus
01:54:00 <JackJeckyl> mnyeah... roger that, Echo 2
01:55:00 <JackJeckyl> hoops??
01:55:00 <JackJeckyl> anyone?
01:55:00 <JackJeckyl> Bilbo fuckin Faggins :\
01:55:00 <electrohead> No, you're a towel.
01:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
01:56:00 <JackJeckyl> Well...
01:56:00 <JackJeckyl> fuck :/
01:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> no thanks
01:57:00 <JackJeckyl> you guys probably wanna know a little bit about me, right?
01:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> like what crazy meds do you take
01:58:00 <JackJeckyl> well, none really
01:58:00 <JackJeckyl> i have T25 Topaz
01:58:00 <JackJeckyl> THC oil
01:59:00 <JackJeckyl> legal... but not really "meds" now, is it?
01:59:00 <JackJeckyl> meds are for fuckwits, yo
02:00:00 <JackJeckyl> phonerSloths :/
02:00:00 <JackJeckyl> wanna hear my ankle crack??
02:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> if you say
02:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> no thanks
02:01:00 <JackJeckyl> oh come on now
02:01:00 <JackJeckyl> dont be that way
02:01:00 <electrohead> now they coth cracked, yay
02:01:00 <electrohead> both*
02:01:00 <JackJeckyl> HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
02:01:00 <JackJeckyl> HE GOT MY SHOES!@#!
02:04:00 <TwistedBlister42> :S i injured my ankle like a week ago i think hearing the sound of snapping ankles is not my thing
02:05:00 <JackJeckyl> oh noes
02:05:00 <JackJeckyl> hoy...
02:05:00 <JackJeckyl> do you need me to help with you insulin because i can
02:06:00 <JackJeckyl> if you measure my qualifcations for that kind of thing, it's bigger than a square
02:06:00 <JackJeckyl> an dude
02:06:00 <JackJeckyl> imna tell you...
02:06:00 <JackJeckyl> MUCH, ok? Much bigger
02:07:00 <JackJeckyl> [ ] pretty much that big
02:07:00 <JackJeckyl> if you did that with your hands
02:08:00 <JackJeckyl> stay back!
02:13:00 <electrohead> nein!
02:13:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah nein... this diabetic wouldn't let him touch me
02:13:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:15:00 <JackJeckyl> hahahahhahahaah... ahhhhh, you know.. you're the closest things I have to friends
02:15:00 <JackJeckyl> and i fucking respect you for that :) <3
02:16:00 <JackJeckyl> srs, Comrade
02:16:00 <TwistedBlister42> who is the comrade lol i am lost
02:16:00 <JackJeckyl> hoy ima pump some Frank Sinatra... you boys cool with that?
02:17:00 <JackJeckyl> sick
02:17:00 <TwistedBlister42> er i am female?
02:17:00 <JackJeckyl> easy there, Chief... i don't touch well :|
02:18:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:18:00 <TwistedBlister42> you would get slapped if you tried that with me ;p
02:18:00 <JackJeckyl> i wouldn't try that with you, trust me
02:18:00 <JackJeckyl> i have scrouples :D
02:20:00 <JackJeckyl> kidding.. i don't...
02:20:00 <JackJeckyl> but i still wouldn't try that with you :\
02:21:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:22:00 <TwistedBlister42> your a nutter
02:23:00 <JackJeckyl> chyeah your dad lolz
02:23:00 <JackJeckyl> mnyahahahhhh, Jeckyl... behave! lol
02:23:00 <JackJeckyl> :/
02:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> considering i don't live with my dad but boyfriend
02:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> your way off base with that
02:25:00 <ChanOP> burp
02:26:00 <JackJeckyl> look... i have no fucking problem lying to myself
02:26:00 <JackJeckyl> so right now
02:26:00 <JackJeckyl> in my head
02:26:00 <JackJeckyl> holy fucking shit..
02:26:00 <JackJeckyl> chodaddy a FREEEEAAAAK!
02:27:00 <JackJeckyl> i got a bot that reheats my coffee
02:27:00 <JackJeckyl> this one is from late this afternoon
02:28:00 <JackJeckyl> and it has a digusting film over it
02:28:00 <JackJeckyl> after a while..
02:28:00 <JackJeckyl> it becomes the best bit
02:29:00 <electrohead> I would have kicked him, but .. it's a bit entertaining, heh
02:30:00 <JackJeckyl> might pack one
02:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol i mean up to you
02:31:00 <JackJeckyl> not much point... im not even real
02:31:00 <JackJeckyl> i mean i am but...
02:31:00 <JackJeckyl> am i?
02:32:00 <TwistedBlister42> i dunno feel your balls and tell us
02:32:00 <JackJeckyl> i feel like im that grey thing
02:32:00 <JackJeckyl> a void;
02:32:00 <JackJeckyl> im stuck between what is this.. and... what is that :(
02:33:00 <JackJeckyl> of course i am part people
02:33:00 <JackJeckyl> but i am part something else
02:33:00 <JackJeckyl> if you put salt on me.. and maybe some butter
02:33:00 <TwistedBlister42> or part mental
02:33:00 <JackJeckyl> well, maybe we could be a family together :) <3
02:34:00 <JackJeckyl> dude
02:34:00 <JackJeckyl> come on...
02:34:00 <JackJeckyl> you want to be a family together, right?
02:34:00 <electrohead> Fuck me.
02:34:00 <electrohead> THat's enough excitement for the day
02:35:00 <electrohead> That's *
02:36:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah he is going over board
02:46:00 <JackJeckyl> I love you guys and I'm not gonna let anything change that we are assoicates!
02:51:00 <JackJeckyl> maybe... we really are islands in the stream...
02:51:00 <JackJeckyl> one thing is certain...
02:52:00 <JackJeckyl> some term sleep a death... in which we may be said to die literally, every day...
02:52:00 <JackJeckyl> i need a nap.
02:52:00 <JackJeckyl> but first!
02:52:00 <electrohead> are you done yet?
02:53:00 <JackJeckyl> huh? me?
02:53:00 <electrohead> no, the invisible midget sitting next to you
02:53:00 <electrohead> yes, you
02:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
02:54:00 <JackJeckyl> did i do a bad?
02:54:00 <electrohead> calm it down, and just be cool, ok?
02:54:00 <JackJeckyl> isn't... i dunno, mangz... thought this was like a public chatroom?
02:54:00 <JackJeckyl> perhaps... things have changed
02:54:00 <JackJeckyl> i have not really changed
02:54:00 <JackJeckyl> :(
02:54:00 <electrohead> a public chatroom it is, indeed
02:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> the midget made me giggle loud
02:55:00 <electrohead> TwistedBlister42: lol
02:55:00 <JackJeckyl> i wish i had changed
02:55:00 <JackJeckyl> but
02:55:00 <JackJeckyl> those leopards, you know?
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> he needs to chill with that midget
02:56:00 <electrohead> Let's hope the change kicked in, lol
02:56:00 <JackJeckyl> dude?
02:56:00 <electrohead> Sweet!
02:56:00 <JackJeckyl> what did i do?
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> thats a total whale dick
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> dude that is
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> or is it a camel one
02:56:00 <electrohead> not that camel, doesn't sound right
02:56:00 <electrohead> lol
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah they have big toes
02:57:00 <JackJeckyl> jesus
02:57:00 <JackJeckyl> once... we'd have 200+ people in here
02:57:00 <electrohead> yeah, a long time ago
02:57:00 <electrohead> austnet popularity died off, sadly :/
02:57:00 <JackJeckyl> yeah wow
02:57:00 <JackJeckyl> i wonder why?
02:58:00 <electrohead> no idea, my man
02:58:00 <JackJeckyl> mmm...
02:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos they knew you were coming in
02:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> or they are over at discord who knows
02:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> or they have lives
02:58:00 <JackJeckyl> TwistedBlister42: couldn't handle my wicked mix of Woolworths colonges! :D :D :D
02:59:00 <JackJeckyl> yeah lives lolz
02:59:00 <TwistedBlister42> you mean ass essence
02:59:00 <JackJeckyl> phonersloths :/
02:59:00 <electrohead> JackJeckyl: just don't go overboard as much with the .. insanity stuff, and you can totally stay in the channel
02:59:00 <JackJeckyl> im the only sane one here
03:00:00 <JackJeckyl> wat its true
03:00:00 <JackJeckyl> check out my boardies
03:00:00 <JackJeckyl> past the knee
03:00:00 <JackJeckyl> hibiscus shit!
03:00:00 <JackJeckyl> yih!
03:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> well as long as we don't see your hairy balls your find
03:01:00 <TwistedBlister42> fine
03:01:00 <electrohead> you're the only sane person here? perhaps I should copy and paste some text, for you ..
03:01:00 <electrohead> lol
03:02:00 <JackJeckyl> go right ahead
03:02:00 <JackJeckyl> ima get a chop on
03:03:00 <electrohead> whatever that means
03:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> prob means making bong i dunno
03:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> just bong him on the head with a bottle
03:08:00 <JackJeckyl> SWEET BAES!
03:09:00 <electrohead> what does that mean?
03:09:00 <JackJeckyl> doesn't matter
03:09:00 <JackJeckyl> fuckin
03:09:00 <JackJeckyl> youtube auto played it's way all the way to MEAT LOAF
03:09:00 <JackJeckyl> meat fuckin loaf... he died, holy shit
03:09:00 <JackJeckyl> ergh
03:10:00 <JackJeckyl> these last years, mangzbust
03:10:00 <JackJeckyl> they have not been nice
03:12:00 <JackJeckyl> we can probably be good friends
03:12:00 <JackJeckyl> AND
03:13:00 <JackJeckyl> go near each other
03:18:00 <TwistedBlister42> finally
03:32:00 <electrohead> lol
03:38:00 <merlk> is this an IRC server or an Information Exchange?
03:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> its a crypto currency exchange
03:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> we sell idiots like you
03:45:00 <merlk> buh dum... tish
03:46:00 <merlk> guy walks into bank and asks "what exactly are you selling here?".
03:46:00 <merlk> buh dum... tish
03:48:00 <merlk> chick walks into bar, her husband said "she was late...".
03:48:00 <merlk> buh dum... tish
03:50:00 <electrohead> howdy merlk
03:50:00 <merlk> heya
03:50:00 <electrohead> you missed the fun, earlier
03:50:00 <electrohead> lol
03:50:00 <merlk> oh, I always miss good parties
03:54:00 <merlk> as they say, you can tell how good a party is as to how long it takes them to throw you out
03:54:00 <merlk> buh dum... tish
04:09:00 <merlk> ok ok
04:10:00 <merlk> so, there's these ppl plugged into the matrix and the real world doesnt want them back
04:16:00 <merlk> well, cya l8r, have a good one
16:58:00 <merlk> the pedwalk is up to 4m
16:59:00 <merlk> a pack of 25s is over $45
16:59:00 <merlk> luxury is no longer a commodity