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00:00 <anotherirc3r> do not!
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> ive just ordered the kremlin to exterminate all comedians
00:00 <Sutekh> right
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> no more offence can be made....and no more comedy can be made
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> sorted
00:58 <+Sutekh> what a come down
01:00 <Sutekh> no comedians here. everything i say is very serious
01:00 <SkyFire> 10,000/Q/Alien from Mars
01:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> its all good...there is no more comedy
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> and hence no more offence
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> the problem has been resolved in your favour
01:00 <Sutekh> this is a very serious channel, we discuss very important social issues
01:00 <SkyFire> oooooooer
01:02 <+Sutekh> weather chat
01:10 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh you must discuss the weather with me now
01:14 <WhoMadeWho> its all we have left
01:19 <WhoMadeWho> discuss
01:21 <anotherirc3r> where are you from WhoMadeWho?
01:27 <WhoMadeWho> earth
01:47 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh....i require your weather report please
01:52 <+Sutekh> time for u to fck off if thats all u got to chat about :D
02:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
02:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1358) 2. SkyFire(1078) 3. anotherirc3r(576) 4. Sutekh(545) 5. e|f(545) 6. energizer(380) 7. Kezzie(125) 8. xm1(91) 9. Zade(65) 10. ^bozojim(65)
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes...and i have contributed to this
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> by exterminating all comedy
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> and all offence created by comedy
02:00 <anotherirc3r> all hail our new dictator WhoMadeWho
02:00 <Sutekh> and we dont like abusive behaviour, u dog fckning muppet
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> therefore....it has been solved to your satisfaction
02:14 <anotherirc3r> awww
02:17 <anotherirc3r> still get ignored
02:25 <WhoMadeWho> umm....scuse ? you just decreed that there will be no other sort of chat....i am complying
02:37 <WhoMadeWho> now discuss your weather
02:55 <anotherirc3r> i'm from Melbourne WhoMadeWho
02:57 <anotherirc3r> and you?
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> right them...what to talk about now i wonder
03:00 <Sutekh> ur lack of wit?
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> or the weather ?
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats pretty neutral
03:04 <WhoMadeWho> i am from earth anotherirc3r
03:27 <WhoMadeWho> although some may have you believe otherwise
03:35 <anotherirc3r> how can anyone have a conversation with you when you don't volunteer any information?!
03:39 <WhoMadeWho> oh shit..i stepped outside of weather talk
03:47 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh...where were we
03:51 <WhoMadeWho> oh yes
03:53 <WhoMadeWho> the weather
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> hows the weather then in your parts of the land
04:00 <anotherirc3r> it's getting too hot
04:09 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh ?
04:17 <WhoMadeWho> he leave me
04:48 <+Sutekh> ur boring now
04:57 <WhoMadeWho> im only doing what you want Sutekh
05:00 <Sutekh> what a come down
05:00 <Sutekh> weather chat
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh you must discuss the weather with me now
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> its all we have left
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> discuss
05:00 <anotherirc3r> where are you from WhoMadeWho?
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> earth
05:02 <+Sutekh> so im watching supergirl
05:57 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r im not allowed to give information outside of weather reports sorry
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh....i require your weather report please
06:00 <Sutekh> time for u to fck off if thats all u got to chat about :D
06:00 <anotherirc3r> awww
06:00 <anotherirc3r> still get ignored
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> umm....scuse ?  you just decreed that there will be no other sort of chat....i am complying
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> now discuss your weather
07:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm from Melbourne WhoMadeWho
07:00 <anotherirc3r> and you?
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> i am from earth anotherirc3r
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> although some may have you believe otherwise
07:00 <anotherirc3r> how can anyone have a conversation with you when you don't volunteer any information?!
07:45 <WhoMadeWho> im just a dog fckning muppet
07:50 <anotherirc3r> :/
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh shit..i stepped outside of weather talk
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh...where were we
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh yes
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> the weather
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh ?
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> he leave me
09:00 <Sutekh> ur boring now
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> im only doing what you want Sutekh
09:00 <Sutekh> so im watching supergirl
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r im not allowed to give information outside of weather reports sorry
10:08 <Chubb> just need to go away
10:17 <WhoMadeWho> youll have to excuse me....i need to go and research the weather because im just a DOG FUCKING MUPPET
10:30 <WhoMadeWho> yanno...cuz thats not offensive
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11:02 <+Sutekh> Yay
11:16 <e|f> woop woop
11:17 <+Sutekh> very rude chap that one
11:25 <e|f> ;D
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> im just a dog fckning muppet
12:00 <anotherirc3r> :/
12:11 <+Sutekh> he hates being ignord
12:50 <+Sutekh> anyway its safe now Mr e|f
13:00 <anotherirc3r> he sure does
13:18 <e|f> i just don't like seeing the vulnerable being picked on
13:36 <e|f> bbiab
14:00 <Chubb> just need to go away
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> youll have to excuse me....i need to go and research the weather because im just a DOG FUCKING MUPPET
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> yanno...cuz thats not offensive
15:00 <Sutekh> Yay
15:00 <e|f> woop woop
15:00 <Sutekh> very rude chap that one
15:00 <e|f> ;D
16:00 <Sutekh> he hates being ignord
17:00 <Sutekh> anyway its safe now Mr e|f
17:00 <anotherirc3r> he sure does
17:00 <e|f> i just don't like seeing the vulnerable being picked on
17:00 <e|f> bbiab
21:02 <+Sutekh> e|f, dont take it too serious champ
21:31 <anotherirc3r> ugh
21:35 <anotherirc3r> i hate my stupid phone
21:53 <anotherirc3r> from 69% to 53% when i didn't even touch it
22:51 <^pHANTOM^> background apps draining the battery.
23:15 <anotherirc3r> nah. i've turned most of them off
23:51 <President_Trump> probably a trojan from all the porn websites she visits
24:21 <anotherirc3r> i only look at Trumpy porn
24:27 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Sutekh> e|f, dont take it too serious champ
25:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
25:00 <anotherirc3r> i hate my stupid phone
26:00 <anotherirc3r> from 69% to 53% when i didn't even touch it
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> background apps draining the battery.
27:00 <anotherirc3r> nah. i've turned most of them off
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28:00 <President_Trump> probably a trojan from all the porn websites she visits
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i only look at Trumpy porn
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
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29:05 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
33:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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08:29 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h39m24s]
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10:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
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13:29 <chris`> hello
43:42 <Kezzie> !ttop10
43:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1527) 2. SkyFire(1083) 3. anotherirc3r(648) 4. Sutekh(610) 5. e|f(559) 6. energizer(380) 7. Kezzie(126) 8. xm1(91) 9. Zade(65) 10. ^bozojim(65)
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17:57 * Exo runnnns around the room naked
18:07 * Exo huGGgggggGGGGGGs Kezzie
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18:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v energizer
18:53 * Exo slaps chris` around a bit with a large trout
18:56 <Exo> coffee lols
19:03 <chris`> hi
19:31 <Devil45> not fair to the trout
19:36 <Exo> how are u chris`
19:43 <Exo> lols
19:55 <chris`> ok i guess u?
20:05 <Exo> that's a first -> 10. ^bozojim(65)
20:12 Mode: (by Exo) +v chris`
20:25 <Exo> yeh mate no bad
20:27 <chris`> thanks
20:30 <Exo> just having some coffee
20:44 <Exo> drink it in 5 fkn minutes
21:55 <Devil45> i see whomadewho is back
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22:09 <Devil45> wonder who he pissed off last night
22:13 <b1rd> He's on crack
22:32 <Devil45> or was it just a case of him behaving himself
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22:53 <b1rd> Dunno i crashed early
23:01 <Devil45> i left late-ish
23:08 <Devil45> so i wasnt here when he came on
24:29 <Exo> lol
24:35 <Exo> waht is wrong with whomadewho
24:56 <b1rd> Hes a crackhead
25:39 <Exo> some crackheads seem aiight
25:44 * Exo slaps chris` around a bit with a large trout
25:48 <chris`> lol
26:23 * HellFury loads Exo in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out Exo!!
26:25 <HellFury> oops
26:30 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
26:32 <HellFury> better
26:47 <b1rd> Pisssssssss
27:04 <Devil45> whomadewho says things that might upset someone - doesnt realize it until someone else points it out to him
27:30 <Devil45> ^ the only way to describe his pattern of chat
28:46 <Exo> loools
29:06 * Devil45 didnt say i was perfect either ;p some folks are a bit like that sometimes
29:07 <Exo> seems like an unpleasant fellow
29:22 <Devil45> i wasnt here if he upset anyone last night
30:10 <Exo> will find out from someone who was here
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35:08 <HellFury> check ya logs
36:05 <Exo> lazy to check, someone will come along with some good story telling skills and fill in the facts
37:11 <HellFury> he was being his normal arseholey pissed off people self
38:26 <Devil45> you mean trolling
38:32 <Devil45> trolls make shit up
38:39 <Devil45> claiming them to be fact
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40:59 Mode: (by Exo) +v Skirmish
41:06 <Exo> good arvo Skirmish
41:51 <Skirmish> Hey there Exo, what’s news?
42:26 <Exo> nm mate
42:30 <Exo> just chilling have a beer
42:40 <Exo> how bout u?
43:31 <Devil45> not a public holiday today is it?
43:48 <Skirmish> Did exchange on Monday for my new house. Just doing a few little things and getting ready for the move this weekend.
43:49 <Devil45> unless you celebrate halloween
44:01 <Skirmish> Isn’t tomorrow Halloween?
44:08 <Devil45> i believe so
44:16 <Devil45> but exo might be celebrating early
44:56 <Exo> lol always celebrating without any real cause
45:08 <Exo> moving in a pain in the arse
48:38 <Skirmish> Good excuse to throw a lot out.
50:20 <Devil45> dont throw it out
50:30 <Devil45> give what you cant sell to the salvos
50:39 <Devil45> put it by their collection bins
51:01 <Skirmish> I am giving whatever I can but there is a lot that is just rubbish.
51:04 <Devil45> sell the rest to b1rd
51:07 <Devil45> kidding
51:14 <Skirmish> His van isn’t big enough.
51:19 <Devil45> bummer
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59:58 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
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07:09 Mode: (by Exo) +v e|f
07:15 <Exo> u heard of ross the toss
07:24 <Exo> and here's e|f on a shelf
07:34 <e|f> :O
07:41 <e|f> :)
07:45 <Devil45> ross the toss tisk the piss and now e|f on a shelf
08:33 <Devil45> in new 3kg value pack
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12:42 <Exo> haha another rhyme nick
12:48 <Exo> how's it goin e|f
14:03 <e|f> pretty good
14:09 <e|f> u?
14:45 <b1rd> Elfyyyyyyyyy!
14:53 <e|f> :)
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23:46 <e|f> ooo
23:51 <e|f> my lag is much better today
24:30 <e|f> can't talk in the melb chan, no +v
24:32 <e|f> NO VEEEEEEEEEEEEE
24:35 <e|f> NO VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
24:37 <e|f> :O
24:50 <b1rd> :))
25:00 <e|f> doesn't matter
25:11 <b1rd> Ye
30:39 <e|f> i got bills
30:42 <e|f> i gotta pay
30:48 <Devil45> pay em online
30:49 <e|f> so imma work, work, work
30:54 <e|f> every day
30:56 <e|f> ;D
31:39 * Devil45 wont stand in a post office queue of sweaty people waiting to pay a paper bill over the counter. i do it online - quick and easy.
31:48 <b1rd> Drug bills
32:22 <e|f> my dealer doesn't accept bpay or visa
32:24 <e|f> only cash
32:36 <Devil45> you were doing so well
32:40 <e|f> :(
32:46 <Devil45> until you mentioned 'dealer'
32:57 <e|f> blah
33:22 <Devil45> ;p
33:25 <Devil45> gotcha!
33:34 <e|f> blackjack.... dealer....
33:37 <Devil45> nah im sure you will find a way to pay a bill
33:41 <Devil45> by any means
33:47 <e|f> i pay all my bills with phone
33:49 <Devil45> long as it isnt overdue
33:51 <Devil45> :D
34:04 <e|f> i wouldn't wait at the post office either
34:13 <Devil45> i couldnt do the post office thing
34:18 <Devil45> nothing worse than standing behind someone who hasnt showered. need a gas mask.
34:26 <e|f> some people still do
34:32 <e|f> why? i don't know
34:34 <Devil45> i will if i have to pick up a package
34:37 <e|f> many easier ways
34:41 <e|f> well, yeah
34:44 <Devil45> and need to sign for it
34:50 <Devil45> gotta go in and do that
34:55 <e|f> yeah
35:07 <Devil45> then i bring it home. open it - and call the bomb squad
35:10 <Devil45> :P kidding
35:29 <e|f> fbi agents are now secretly monitoring this channel
35:31 <Devil45> in many cases its something i ordered off ebay or the like - interstate shipping
35:42 <Devil45> totally safe
36:35 <e|f> i guess the smart people adapt with the times
36:45 <e|f> change with the world
36:51 <e|f> everyone else gets left behind
47:55 <b1rd> Yup
48:06 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOX1-7u9Q-k
48:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Hogan does Simon Wonder's Boring World (Apr 29, 2007) Length: 2:40 - Category: Comedy - 41,500 views - 68 likes (97.1%), 2 dislikes (2.9%)
48:20 <b1rd> Im sunbathing with me shirt off
48:24 <Devil45> geez uploaded 11 years ago
48:36 <b1rd> So full of food i cant move
48:53 <Devil45> that will teach you to eat that chook b1rd
49:12 <b1rd> Needed it
49:41 <Devil45> b1rd eats 10 meals a day
49:43 <b1rd> Need buy sun hat forgot doesnt matter
49:48 <b1rd> Yepp :)
50:46 <b1rd> Seen me sis again fuk shes tall
51:11 <b1rd> Gunna have to bang her one of these days
52:45 <b1rd> :)
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51:19 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
51:48 <Exo> yabba dabba doo
51:54 * Exo puts zaim in a headlock
52:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v zaim
52:04 <Kezzie> meet the flintstones lol
52:05 Mode: (by Exo) +v Zade
52:06 <zaim> naw
52:12 <zaim> better not knug me
52:17 <zaim> or how ever the fuck u spell/say it
52:20 <Zade> hello Exo
52:27 <Zade> hello zaim
52:31 <zaim> hi Zade
52:37 <zaim> u and i are 50% same
52:38 <Exo> welcome zaim. nice of u to take 2 mins from your busy life to come say hello to us
52:40 <zaim> genetically
52:43 <Exo> g'day Zade
52:53 <zaim> ha! itll be less than 2 mins mate
53:35 <Zade> this is true zaim
53:42 <Zade> whats happening Exo?
54:06 <Exo> haha nm mate
54:06 <Kezzie> arvo Exo
54:08 <Exo> got the munchies
54:11 <zaim> omnomnom
54:16 <zaim> i gots some aldi chips here
54:16 <Exo> brainstorming what to eat
54:21 <zaim> with exo written all over it
54:24 <Exo> good arvo keznitz ;-)
54:43 <Zade> nice one
55:35 <Exo> sorry zaim. i only eat organic chip brands from NQR
55:41 <Zade> i am home early i should cook something for dinner
55:44 <zaim> FUCKEN NOT U TOO
55:46 <zaim> `delme
55:48 <zaim> `ban me
55:54 <zaim> brb westgate
55:54 <lx>  ...so quiet now zaim...
56:08 <zaim> gonna go close some more lanes
57:09 <Exo> yeah thanks Zade save me some
57:19 <Exo> are u heading back to scumshine zaim
57:25 <zaim> im here now
57:32 <zaim> im moving out soon
57:36 <Exo> once u go hipster u don't go back
57:46 <Exo> where are u moving to
57:53 <zaim> "ardeer"
57:57 <zaim> next to fitzgerald rd
58:09 <Exo> haha
58:17 <Exo> next to the freeway?
58:18 <zaim> its sunshine west but ppl call it ardeer
58:19 <zaim> yeah
58:23 <zaim> close to it
58:25 * seaner slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
58:31 * zaim slaps seaner around a bit with a large trout
58:50 <Exo> i go to the hungry jacks there every now and then
58:54 <zaim> same
58:56 <Kezzie> boys and there fish lol
59:05 <HellFury> just wank it out
59:06 <HellFury> i mean
59:08 <zaim> usually after a root i go there
59:13 <Kezzie> lol HellFury
59:24 * Exo flops out an even bigger trout than seaner and zaim
59:33 <zaim> ok brb dinner
59:39 <Exo> sleazzzy
59:48 <Exo> ok muzza
59:56 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/x2hblYZ da fuq is goin on here
01:39 <Zade> toasted cheese sanger it is Exo
02:31 <Exo> can't go wrong there Zade
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03:53 <Kezzie> oppssss
03:57 Mode: (by Exo) +v Kezzie
03:59 <Exo> wb nitzy
04:06 <Zade> wb Kezzie
04:08 <Exo> did u fall off the perch
04:27 <Devil45> nah b1rd falls off his perch - kez just falls off the edge of the world when she disconnects
04:29 <Kezzie> ta clicked the x lol
04:36 <Kezzie> lol
04:46 <Kezzie> ty for voice Exo
05:00 <Exo> haha
05:01 <Exo> no worries
05:25 <Kezzie> went to close chrome clicked x on mirc lol
06:29 <Exo> it happens kezza
06:33 <Exo> you are forgiven
06:39 <Exo> ;P
06:46 <Kezzie> thanks
07:17 <Kezzie> i see jules jumps on my comp when i not here she had all my channel windows open lol
09:03 <Exo> has she been chatting to new irc dudes ever since she irc dumped me? :'(
09:57 <b1rd> Lol
11:47 <Exo> lol b1rd
11:55 <Exo> are u dressing up as a bird for halloween tomorrow
12:19 <Exo> need to be more tricks than treats for sure
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26:08 <b1rd> Ill be dresding as peedobear :)
26:17 <b1rd> In bear suit
26:24 <b1rd> Loool
26:30 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/uk-worker-fired-for-gross-misconduct-following-rude-workplace-prank/news-story/00c547975176b583f035ffd0fdf1ff7e
27:03 <b1rd> Then try get some gurls in my rapevan with crack cocain
28:18 <b1rd> Loool nice
29:01 * Kezzie off to rest this old body for about an hr poor backache
29:12 <b1rd> Ok kez
29:19 <Devil45> that wont work b1rd
29:42 * Exo tucks Kezzie into bed
29:57 <Kezzie> ty Exo
30:11 <Kezzie> back after pain tabs work Exo
30:13 * Devil45 looks for that teddy bear jim gave kez
30:24 <b1rd> Aww
30:24 <Devil45> purple bear?
30:33 <Kezzie> its on my bookcase pretty purple
30:38 <b1rd> Bit over the top he lost his job
30:39 <Devil45> ah you have it
30:50 <Kezzie> jim has sent me lots og gifts
30:58 <Devil45> i like jim
31:05 <b1rd> Lol easy work around here devil45
31:11 <Kezzie> got a set of vases he made
31:13 <b1rd> Everyones on it
31:21 <Exo> yeah b1rd. i dress around like that around work nearly every other week
31:48 <Devil45> a b1rd dressing up as a bear
31:53 <Devil45> mmmmmm no
31:59 <Kezzie> Exo as my irc hubby not here whats u got for me to cuddle in bed ??
32:03 <b1rd> Im spread eagle rn topless
32:11 <b1rd> In middle of city
32:18 <Kezzie> lol b1rd
32:23 <b1rd> Tru lol
32:31 <Kezzie> !ttop10
32:31 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1527) 2. SkyFire(1083) 3. e|f(670) 4. anotherirc3r(648) 5. Sutekh(610) 6. energizer(380) 7. Devil45(374) 8. Exo(346) 9. Kezzie(241) 10. HellFury(124)
32:31 <Devil45> you could always see if that humphrey suit is available b1rd
32:35 <b1rd> Oh fk shes sexy
32:38 <Devil45> go as humphrey b bear
32:41 <b1rd> Ye
32:44 <b1rd> K
33:05 <Devil45> "what a funny old fellow is humphrey ... "
33:23 <b1rd> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear
33:27 <Exo> haha u can always cuddle me Kezzie. i'm available weekdays between 6-9pm
33:29 <b1rd> This one
33:49 <Exo> humphrey bear
33:50 <Kezzie> no SEX ok Exo lol
34:00 <b1rd> Humphrey had a few slurries
34:04 <b1rd> I recall
34:11 <Exo> waaaaa get ur mind out of the gutter there Kezzie
34:22 <Exo> absolutely not but i do snooze naked
34:40 <Exo> commando style
34:42 <Kezzie> hahhahahahhahaha
35:07 <b1rd> Lool
35:24 * Kezzie better wait for my teddy off irc hubby jim Exo or i be in trouble u being in my bed lol
36:19 <Exo> haha no one knows Kezza
36:22 <Exo> except b1rd
36:41 <Kezzie> b1rd shhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
37:02 <Kezzie> Exo irc talks dont u know word gets out lol
37:32 <b1rd> Lol
38:03 <Exo> not if people are bribed or silenced accordingly
38:04 <Kezzie> *gone*
38:21 <Kezzie> ok off u go a bribe ppl Exo
38:23 <Kezzie> lol
39:08 <b1rd> Lolol
39:49 * Exo slaps chris` around a bit with a large trout
39:53 <Exo> pisSsSS
40:10 <Exo> need to go down to NQR and pick up some candy
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43:13 * e|f is back from the chiropractor
43:15 <e|f> :O
44:27 <b1rd> Nice
44:33 <Exo> wb e|f
44:36 <Exo> hows the back mate
44:54 <b1rd> Sleep on a hard bed best thing
45:06 <e|f> it's cracked well
45:09 <e|f> ;D
45:24 <b1rd> Y u smash ur back?
45:50 <e|f> i did ask chiro about that - beds - and he said people around the world, ex chinese sleep on hard floors etc, so therefore it probably makes no difference
45:58 <e|f> minimal
46:06 <e|f> have had back pain for a long time
46:07 <b1rd> He just wants ur money
46:15 <Exo> takes some getting use to too if ur not use to it
46:18 <e|f> haha yeah
46:23 <e|f> money money
46:26 <e|f> in his tummy
46:26 <b1rd> Yup
46:40 <Exo> so many different mattresses and shit these days offering different things
46:46 <Exo> custom build etc
46:58 <e|f> i'm on treatment # 10? of 12?
47:02 <e|f> after that i'll see how i go
47:05 <b1rd> I get one from army disposal about ten dorra
47:17 <e|f> he said after this, probably only need chiro once every six months
47:23 <e|f> i like that, his honesty
47:27 <b1rd> Sleep eight hours every night
47:37 <e|f> he could easily say come back next month, take my money
47:41 <e|f> like b1rd said
47:55 <Exo> yeah, sounds like an honest bloke
48:04 <e|f> but i don't care now, all paid for, money gone
48:06 <b1rd> Havent they been totally discredited by the AMA?
48:25 <b1rd> as quacks
48:26 <e|f> there is a bit of truth in the treatment
48:32 <e|f> but it's alternative therapy
48:36 <b1rd> Lol yea right
48:42 * e|f shrugs
48:42 <b1rd> Omg
48:57 <b1rd> U just need some good cock
49:01 <e|f> haha
49:05 <b1rd> I reckon lil
49:06 <b1rd> Lol
49:12 <Exo> thai massage
49:20 <e|f> happy ending?
49:21 <e|f> lol
49:26 <b1rd> Yup
49:29 <e|f> hahaha
49:34 <b1rd> Releases tension
49:35 <Exo> got like 10 thai massage businesses around my place
49:55 <b1rd> Ye
50:18 <Exo> it's everywhere now, meaning there's a lot of business there
50:30 <Exo> lot's of sleaze bags
50:54 <e|f> doing the accounts for one of those places would be a nightmare
51:07 <e|f> haha
51:11 <Exo> why is that e|f?
51:28 <e|f> most business is cash and then some of the people pay for "extra services"
51:31 <e|f> hahaha
51:42 <Exo> haha yeah
52:13 <Exo> i think i will need go to suss some out
53:03 <Devil45> extra
53:49 <Exo> gonna do some thai massage window shopping
54:42 <Exo> heading to work soon Devil45?
54:55 <Devil45> yep
55:02 <Devil45> no night off till sunday mehopes
55:03 <Kezzie> my stand in irc brother in law i neeed a back massage pls
55:03 <Exo> shucks
55:16 <Devil45> so ill have to miss any drama that may take place tonight
55:28 <Devil45> more drama than an episode of home and away
55:29 <Exo> no problems Keznitz
55:34 * Exo *cracks knuckles*
55:43 <Kezzie> be gentle
55:45 <Devil45> not from me as i wont be here :P
55:45 <Exo> haha
55:55 <Exo> u always miss out on the fun and live action
56:18 <Kezzie> i dont wANT a re run of lastnight in here pls
56:48 * Kezzie just tried to ring jim his mobile went to message bank he must be busy
57:25 <Devil45> last time i was here in the evening it was dead
57:36 <Devil45> everyone went afk - no action to speak of
57:59 <Devil45> b1rd went to bed earlier than fat cat...
58:02 <Kezzie> wasnt dead last night
58:07 <Kezzie> lol
58:25 <Kezzie> i go to bed early also than back at comp around 10pm
59:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
59:02 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1527) 2. SkyFire(1083) 3. e|f(832) 4. anotherirc3r(648) 5. Sutekh(610) 6. Exo(534) 7. Devil45(465) 8. energizer(380) 9. Kezzie(353) 10. b1rd(205)
59:24 <Exo> oh b1rd has entered the 10
59:26 <e|f> :O
59:30 <Kezzie> skyfire copy pasted last night
59:45 <Devil45> ah yes if skyfire is cheating with pastes he should be coned for 30 mins
59:53 <Kezzie> yes
00:02 <Devil45> not popups - pastes
00:21 <Devil45> and if i see him shoot jim
00:22 <Exo> haha automatic disqualification
00:24 <Devil45> ill cone him
00:26 <Devil45> :D
00:31 <Devil45> unless its not in here
00:33 <Kezzie> good
00:47 <Devil45> if exo buries jim thats different - theyre mates
00:50 <Kezzie> sky picks on jim a lot he become meaner
00:59 <e|f> i has a six pack of Stella Artois
01:04 * e|f should've got a carton
01:08 <e|f> who wants some? ;D
01:21 <Exo> skyfire is one aggressive fatty at times
01:35 <Devil45> id like to e|f but sadly i gotta work - nice of you to offer :)
01:45 <Exo> i'll have one pack e|f thanks
01:50 <Devil45> and thats my cue - peace :o)
01:51 <e|f> :D
01:51 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Quit: Three important rules of getting older: stay close to a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart!
02:20 <Exo> only got some asahi here
02:30 <e|f> ah asian beer
02:48 <Exo> yep
02:52 <Exo> a friend got me onto it
03:00 <Exo> hello e|f on a shelf
03:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +v e|f
03:00 <b1rd> I dont drink stacks of wate
03:00 <Exo> where is that rascal
03:00 <b1rd> A little
03:00 <Devil45> id better change that
03:00 <Exo> try to get the 2 litres of water a day
03:19 <e|f> need a wagu beef burger to go with it or something
03:21 <e|f> brb
03:21 <lx>  Not too long now e|f...
03:39 <Exo> haha
03:44 <Exo> who would waste wagyu beef in a burger
04:00 <b1rd> Na
04:00 <Devil45> dont want 77 anything in case pong comes in
04:00 <b1rd> Its bad foru
04:00 <e|f> thx for the +v
04:00 <e|f> :d
04:00 <b1rd> 1 litre a day max
04:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
04:00 <e|f> :)
04:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +v BlackDevil
04:00 <Devil45> they go well with wine
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05:00 <e|f> they do
05:00 <Exo> what's with the austnet vhosts
05:00 <Exo> @austnet.345804182.user
05:00 <b1rd> I dont drink alcohol 
05:00 <Exo> etc
05:00 <e|f> just the default it gave me when i registered the nick
05:00 <b1rd> More secure
05:00 <Exo> most the bad drinks got traces of caffeine
06:00 <b1rd> Ye i dont drink em
06:00 <e|f> how do i do custom vhost ?
06:00 <Exo> u can request one in #ASD
06:00 <b1rd> U gotta fuk an ircop lol
06:00 <Exo> if u meet the criteria
06:00 <e|f> "meet the criteria"
06:00 <e|f> :>
06:00 <b1rd> Yup
06:00 <Exo> ohh
06:00 <Exo> well well well
06:00 <Devil45> you gotta have a registered nick for 30 days
06:53 <e|f> back
06:58 <b1rd> Its too fatty anyway for my liking
07:00 <Exo> look who decided to appear
07:00 <Devil45> to be eligible for a custom vhost
07:00 <Exo> welcome zaim
07:00 <Exo> nice of u to join us this evening
07:00 <Devil45> thats what i was told
07:00 <Exo> if u netbank them $1 u get the 30 days waived
07:00 <b1rd> What should i set mine to
07:00 <e|f> haha
07:00 <Devil45> b1rd.in.the.hand 
07:00 <b1rd> K
07:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
07:00 <Devil45> ;p
07:00 <e|f> b1rd.is.the.word
07:00 <b1rd> Lololol
07:00 <Exo> haha
07:38 <Kezzie> i can lose 5 kilos while i sleep i cant put on weight and keep it
07:55 <b1rd> Aww
07:58 <Kezzie> jules weights more than me lol
08:00 <b1rd> Ye k
08:00 <Exo> pea tear griffin
08:00 <e|f> ok so i have to wait for vhost
08:00 <e|f> i want either @fbi.gov or @127.0.0.1
08:00 <e|f> :D
08:00 <Devil45> you wouldnt be allowed those
08:01 * Exo makes e|f and b1rd some nice kangeroo burgers
08:08 <b1rd> Yum
08:27 <e|f> thx
08:30 <e|f> <3
08:40 <Exo> wish i had high metabolism
08:47 <e|f> i'm the same
08:50 <e|f> weight falls off me
09:00 <e|f> :p
09:00 <Devil45> asd would say no
09:00 <e|f> 127.0.0.1 is harmless
09:00 <e|f> localhost loopback address
09:00 <b1rd> Ye youll extort users knowing u
09:00 <Devil45> they will say you cannot impersonate law enforcement
09:00 <e|f> :d
09:00 <Devil45> but
09:15 <Exo> i gain weight just by looking at food
09:18 <Exo> #fat4life
09:18 <e|f> can't keep it on
09:25 <e|f> heh :>
09:25 <Kezzie> wish i did Exo
09:51 <e|f> i weigh 55 kg
10:00 <b1rd> Its a crime yes
10:00 <e|f> b1rd and I were in 'nam together
10:00 <e|f> vietnam
10:00 <Exo> https://www.austnet.org/vhosts.php <-- heres the criteria
10:00 <e|f> he knows me well
10:00 <b1rd> Im not old enough to have been to nam son
10:00 <e|f> :d
10:00 <Devil45> b1rd couldnt have been in vietnam
10:00 <Devil45> he was born after that war ended
10:00 <b1rd> Yup
10:00 <Exo> jimmy couldve been in nam
10:42 <Kezzie> Exo 6 years ago i was a size 16 to 18 now a size 8 i showed a friend a fat photo of me she goes thats not you it sure was but least i was healthy than not sick like now
11:00 <Devil45> bozojim?
11:00 <Exo> age wise
11:00 <Devil45> nah he wouldnt have been old enough
11:00 <TheMole> B1rd isn't even fit for enough for desk work
12:00 <Kezzie> the police just came to see me re the car accident i had 4 months ago they wanted permission to get blood results from hosp which will be fine so we again wait to see what happens re insurance
12:00 <Exo> he told me he was at woodstock 69
12:00 <Exo> they are still investigating that nitzy?
12:00 <Exo> that was ages ago
12:00 <Kezzie> yes Exo
12:34 <Exo> you dropped off a lot of weight nitzy
13:00 <Devil45> i missed woodstock by a couple of days
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13:00 <Kezzie> hubby just yelled out darling police r here your a wanted lady lol
13:00 <b1rd> Lololol
13:00 <Kezzie> nice police lady and man
13:00 <b1rd> Id b over the back fence :) 
14:00 <Kezzie> lol
14:00 <Exo> haha ill pretend im not at home 
14:05 <Kezzie> yep
14:30 <Kezzie> i now shop in the kids section for clothes lol
15:00 <Exo> haha ;p
15:00 <Devil45> soon as you see cops you run b1rd?
15:00 <Kezzie> well i couldnt do that hubby told cops i was upstairs had to sign forms and jules had to witness it
15:00 <Devil45> if cops came to my door id say 'it wasnt me you must have the wrong guy'
16:00 <Devil45> unless of course its a followup to a report i submitted to them in the first place then i cant use that line
16:00 <Kezzie> i went downstairs said am i a wanted lady the lady cop laughed
16:00 <Exo> haha
16:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
16:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(580) 2. e|f(490) 3. Devil45(214) 4. b1rd(206) 5. Exo(199) 6. HellFury(37) 7. shent(20) 8. zaim(10) 9. TheMole(9) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](8)
16:00 <Exo> i'll be like "me no spek the englit"
16:00 <Kezzie> hahahhahaha
16:00 <TheMole> Looooool
16:00 <Exo> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Nitzy in the #1 spot
17:00 <TheMole> THEMOLE is in
17:00 <Kezzie> there the same cops that went to the hosp the day i crashed my car 
17:00 <TheMole> Pls dont
17:00 <Kezzie>  <Exo> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Nitzy in the #1 spot << jim will jump me lol
17:00 <Devil45> nah save the trouts for jim exo
17:00 <Devil45> you know he likes fish
17:00 <Exo> oh i can guess the scenario already 
17:00 <Exo> jim *enters*
18:00 <Exo> *ttop10*
18:00 <Exo> ohhhhh my irc wife in no.1 spot
18:00 <Devil45> he wont have skyfire to worry about this time
18:00 <Kezzie> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <Exo> loooooooooool @ exo in 5th spot
18:00 <Kezzie> rofl
18:00 <Exo> ohhhhh i got some catching up to to do*
18:00 <Kezzie> you right on with that Exo
18:00 <Exo> but i dont want to overtake my irc wifey*
18:00 <Exo> 2mins later*
18:00 <Exo> asdasdasd34e314343dfdf sdfds wall of text*
18:00 <Kezzie> and jim will say i wont jump my irc wife lol
18:00 <Devil45> and jim doesnt have to worry where im concerned because if he comes on today i might not be here ;p
18:00 <Devil45> not that he would worry
18:00 <Exo> ooooopssssss i overtook her 
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19:00 <Exo> *i didnt want too!!!*
19:00 <Devil45> b1rd almost had the top spot yesterday until kez shot that idea to pieces
19:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:00 <Devil45> shot yes
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20:00 <Devil45> but ive said it before - its not a contest - everyone gets a fair go
20:00 <Exo> haha i can beat jim easily but i let him win to make him feel good
20:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
20:00 <Kezzie> Devil45 remember i go to bed early so ppl will jump me
20:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWomXklfv8
20:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +v SkyFire
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ralph McTell Streets of London (Jun 18, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 6,255,816 views - 26,292 likes (95.6%), 1,208 dislikes (4.4%)
20:00 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie *hugs*
20:00 <Exo> good evening SkyFire and welcome
20:00 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire
21:00 <Exo> nice of u to join us this evening
21:00 <SkyFire> hi Exo
21:00 <Kezzie> lol
21:00 <Devil45> im not usually here in the evenings kez so its not an issue re stats
21:00 <Kezzie> 12 hand Jim his lolly pop suck it slowly pls lol
21:00 <SkyFire> with a blank of course
21:00 <Kezzie> opps
21:00 <Devil45> i actually have a bone to pick with a certain person
21:00 <Devil45> re their action texts
22:00 <Exo> `topic It is only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth – and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up – that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.
22:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] changed the topic to: It is only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth – and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up – that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.
22:00 <Exo> looooooool
22:00 <SkyFire> aww
22:00 <Exo> does jim like lolly pops
22:00 <Exo> not going to work tonight Devil45?
22:00 <Kezzie> 4 fills up 8 condoms full of water and shampoo and throws them at Exo *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
23:00 <Exo> niceee
23:00 <Exo> free shower
23:00 <Devil45> yea exo a bit later
23:00 <Kezzie> lol
23:00 <Devil45> summer time mode
23:00 <Kezzie> getting humid and hot here now running a/cs
24:00 <Devil45> which gives me 5 more mins
24:00 <e|f> so how did you crash the lamborghini, Kez ...?
24:00 <e|f> :D
24:00 <Devil45> ferrari
24:00 <Exo> ahhh shucks
24:00 <Devil45> she wouldnt drive a lambo
24:00 <e|f> ah ok
24:00 <Devil45> yet theyre both cool cars
24:00 <Exo> lamborghini aventador
25:00 <Devil45> i was thinking ferrari enzo
25:00 <Devil45> the big red ones
25:00 <e|f> she was only doing 150 through a school zone
25:00 <e|f> i don't see the problem
25:00 <SkyFire> LoL
25:00 <SkyFire> slow
25:00 <Devil45> if she was doing 150 in a school zone the car would be impounded and she would lose her licence.
25:00 <Devil45> unless she totalled it
25:00 <e|f> :d
25:00 <Kezzie> e|f the car just went into auto mode from drivway crashed into car across road than took out giveway sign in side street cops said its lucky i wasnt killed
26:00 <SkyFire> awwww
26:00 <Devil45> but i dont think she was driving in this case.
26:00 <Exo> SkyFire cruising the magic school bus
26:00 <SkyFire> nah not this time
26:00 <e|f> ah well there's technology for you
26:00 <SkyFire> that's self drive cars for you Kezzie
26:00 <Devil45> told you to put the handbrake on didnt i ;p
26:00 <Exo> must be driving a tesla
27:00 <e|f> glad you're ok
27:00 <Kezzie> scared the fuck out of me car did its own thing has turned me off driving
27:00 <Kezzie> camry Exo
27:00 <e|f> what sort of car ?
27:00 <Kezzie> camry
27:00 <Devil45> a camry = asians drive those near me
27:00 <Kezzie> camrey
27:00 <SkyFire> stick with manual Kezzie
28:00 <Exo> i like camrys
28:00 <Kezzie> jules now drives hubbys work ute to take me to icon its manual
28:00 <Exo> haha
28:00 <Exo> cant picture jules driving a ute
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29:00 <Devil45> cant picture jules driving at all
29:00 <Kezzie> all we know camry at crash repairs on hold to see if they crush it or repair it police are going to try to speed things up
29:00 <SkyFire> wow
29:00 <Kezzie> jules is good driving a manual ute
29:00 <Devil45> but eh - a car is a car
29:00 <Devil45> if its got a steering wheel engine and 4 wheels its a car someone told me
29:00 <Kezzie> main thing Devil45 is i alive still
30:00 <Exo> sweet
30:00 <Exo> absolutely nitzy
30:00 <Devil45> thats whats important kez
30:00 <Exo> will probably get a write off
30:00 <Kezzie> gee i fight to live evey day and thought to live after car crash
31:00 <Kezzie> Exo if they write it offf hubby wants to put the payout on my funural so he got money to buy me 
31:00 <Kezzie> bury
31:00 <Exo> how do i breathe without Keznitz here by myside
31:00 <Exo> that's a long way away
32:00 <SkyFire> hehe
32:00 <Kezzie> Exo u bloody lucky i still fighting everyday to live i get days where i want to end it all living with pain 24/7 isnt fun
32:58 * Kezzie says hi all and bbl rest time
33:00 <Exo> evening 
33:00 <e|f> Oh what a feeling, Toyota!
33:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
33:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(864) 2. e|f(536) 3. Devil45(447) 4. Exo(446) 5. b1rd(206) 6. SkyFire(58) 7. HellFury(37) 8. shent(20) 9. TheMole(15) 10. zaim(10)
33:00 <e|f> not so for Kezzie
33:00 <Kezzie> nope
33:11 <e|f> bye
33:16 <e|f> have a good rest
33:18 <e|f> ;>
33:58 <Kezzie> just need the pain tabs to work e|f bbs
34:00 <Kezzie> cant see them repairing my car after i crashed it
34:00 <Exo> how bads the damage
34:00 <Kezzie> rear end gone front car half gone
34:00 <SkyFire> :(
34:00 <SkyFire> damn
34:12 <e|f> k
34:33 <SkyFire> have a good rest Kezzie *hugs*
35:00 <SkyFire> how on earth did you survive Kezzie
35:00 <Kezzie> guess the angels were there for me
35:00 <SkyFire> yeah
35:00 <Exo> 4q:)
35:14 <WhoMadeWho> take endone
36:00 <SkyFire> think it might be better to scrap the car and either get a new car, or put the money toward something else, like a holiday
36:58 <Kezzie> i did
37:00 <Kezzie> bbl
37:00 <lx>  Hurry back Kezzie...
37:00 <Kezzie> brb
37:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 Kezzie...
37:00 <e|f> i bet years from now they will use genetic information for insurance purposes, if they don't already
37:00 <e|f> sort of unethical
38:00 <Exo> extra cash with xmas coming would be good
38:00 <SkyFire> yes
38:00 <Exo> insurances will make u jump through plenty of hoops
38:00 <b1rd> Yay
38:00 <SkyFire> specially for Kezzie
38:17 <e|f> endone is hardcore pain medicine
38:22 <e|f> anything -done
38:30 <WhoMadeWho> slow release morphine tablets
38:36 <e|f> OFF MY DOME ON THE DONE, MAN
39:00 <SkyFire> and even then you will most likely get bugger all out of them
40:00 <Kezzie> this is the sec time my car been in accident this idiot hit jules 6 months ago we had to get a whole left side replaced maybe this is why they wont repair car again
40:00 <SkyFire> wow
40:00 <Exo> depends on the company and bit of luck
40:00 <SkyFire> yes
40:00 <Kezzie> we go throu a broker
40:00 <Exo> they are just gonna determine if the car is worth fixing or is it  cheaper to write it off
41:00 <Kezzie> yes
44:21 <WhoMadeWho> whats everyone doing
44:43 <e|f> drinking b33r
44:48 <e|f> is I
45:00 <Kezzie> bbl
45:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 Kezzie...
46:11 <e|f> + listening to oldie music on the YouTube
46:13 <WhoMadeWho> swoite
46:16 <e|f> ;>
46:25 <e|f> easy arvo
46:39 <WhoMadeWho> what are you doing SkyFire
47:00 <SkyFire> at least with mums car, you have to put your foot on the footbrake, or it won't start
48:45 Mode: (by HellFury) +v SkyFire
51:00 <Exo> loool
51:00 <SkyFire> LoL
52:00 <SkyFire> you know it is for you Exo
52:00 <SkyFire> just getting things ready for when Jim arrives
52:00 <Exo> dirt bed with a bit of rain ain't bad
52:00 <Exo> mud bath
52:00 <Exo> very oragnic
52:00 <SkyFire> heheh
53:00 <Exo> blame it on the rain
53:00 <SkyFire> good song, or was until they found out that they were miming in the concert
53:00 <Kezzie> bbl
53:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 Kezzie...
54:00 <SkyFire> cya Kezzie
54:00 <SkyFire> Milli Vanilli
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
59:25 Join: Alliance1911 ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:36 Part: Alliance1911 ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:00 <Exo> ross the toss
00:00 <Exo> good evening
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo the gay homo
00:00 <Exo> put ur seatbelt on your about to go on one bumpy ride son
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire y don’t u liek jimmy anymore
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u take the blue bus to school SkyFire
03:00 <Exo> pong take the short bus to school
04:00 <Exo> pong sits next to tisk the piss 
06:00 <SkyFire> dinner time - keep clear or be eaten
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who told u
08:39 <breaker> Stop abusing people and being rude Kezzie.
09:48 Join: DeaD||aNGeL ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:48 <breaker> loooooolllllllll @ DeaD||aNGeL
13:58 Join: Chubb ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:17 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:25 <WhoMadeWho> welcome jim
17:36 <WhoMadeWho> please be seated
17:44 <WhoMadeWho> drinks will be served shortly
18:24 * e|f already drinkin'
18:39 <Chubb> ^bozoJim made a cape today
19:06 <WhoMadeWho> capes are cool
19:08 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:12 * ^bozoJim where is he, I will skin him alive
19:27 * ^bozoJim gets his kit bag out and unpacks it
19:56 * ^bozoJim slaughterman knife, skinning knife, skinning hook. metal glove
20:20 * ^bozoJim shropshire slasher knife
20:35 <WhoMadeWho> what about a sythe
20:36 * ^bozoJim hack saw, meat clever
20:50 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
20:58 <^bozoJim> come out to play Exo I know you are around just dont make me come after you
21:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiii
21:58 <WhoMadeWho> square bracket pong square bracket
22:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
26:42 Part: Ed ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:44 * SkyFire waits for Exo to come out as well
26:56 <SkyFire> his bed is ready and waiting
26:59 Join: Ed ([email protected]) to #sydney
27:28 <Kezzie> [18:13] <breaker> Stop abusing people and being rude Kezzie. << interesting as i didnt type a word wasnt at comp so fuck off breaker
27:30 <SkyFire> passes Jim a few more tools of the trade
27:34 <^bozoJim> when I am finished with him, he will not need a bed he will need a doggie bag to get what is left
27:34 <Kezzie> hugs jim
27:42 <SkyFire> LoL
27:48 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my fellow c hannel angel and irc wife
27:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiiii jimyyyyyyyyy
27:51 <WhoMadeWho> @Exo you are being summoned
27:58 * SkyFire gets Jim on of them too - extra large or a small one ?
28:04 <SkyFire> one
28:42 <Chubb> Kezzie dont put up with breakers abuse
29:03 <SkyFire> best thing Kezzie is just to ignore it
29:09 <breaker> [19:31:54] <Kezzie> interesting as i didnt type a word wasnt at comp so fuck off breaker << Stop abusing people and being rude Kezzie.
29:10 <Chubb> its abuse
29:11 <Kezzie> breaker on ignore again Chubb
29:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
29:33 <Chubb> HellFury
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It orange
30:09 <breaker> Kezzie never adds anyone to ignore, she likes to see what people say then cries when someone does say something, she's very abusive and rude.
30:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeehhh
30:34 <Chubb> cant stand abusers on irc
31:12 <Chubb> HellFury is an abuser
31:20 * ^bozoJim takes his irc wife by the hand and walks hand in hand over to the angels corner and seats her in her chair
31:53 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
32:16 <SkyFire> Kezzie - chrissie day is predicted to be 26 to 33 and partly cloudy where you are
32:25 <Chubb> lovely
32:31 <Chubb> our very own irc weatherman
32:35 <SkyFire> 10 to 23 where I am
32:42 <SkyFire> subject to change
32:43 <Kezzie> today was 36deg SkyFire and humidity is back
32:48 <SkyFire> awww
33:02 <SkyFire> going for 31 here tommorrow
33:03 <^bozoJim> we had a cool day here with rain
33:10 <Chubb> today was 8 degrees with light shower and moderate winds
33:27 Mode: (by HellFury) +v ^bozoJim
33:32 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
33:36 <^bozoJim> thank you for the voice
33:42 * Chubb hugs HellFury
33:51 <e|f> you're the voice
33:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U have real sweaty stinky bum Kezzie
33:54 <e|f> try and understand
33:56 <Kezzie> hi HellFury
33:56 <e|f> :O
34:03 * Chubb gets down on knees and begs HellFury for +v
34:04 <Kezzie> get suffed pong
34:06 * ^bozoJim has Mort Uary my friend ready to get what ever is left to take away with Exo
34:10 <e|f> wb Kezzie, hope you had a restful nap
34:10 <HellFury> herro and hugs jim
34:14 <e|f> ;D
34:26 * HellFury thumbs nose at chubb and goes to sort dinner for the kids
34:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bum juices
34:45 * Chubb takes HellFury to bedroom instead
34:55 <WhoMadeWho> how are your beers going down elf
35:13 <e|f> they're going down well-ly
35:23 * e|f offers beers to every1
35:26 <^bozoJim> come out to play Exo come out and play with Jimmy, it will be a lot better than em having to come after you
35:44 <WhoMadeWho> what are you drinking.....coopers pale ale ? a fat yak ? a coroner ?
35:56 <e|f> stella artois
35:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
36:13 <Chubb> stella artois is a good beer
36:15 <Chubb> top shelf
36:16 <SkyFire> Jim - 12 to 19 and partly cloudy for christmas day - subject to change
36:19 <Chubb> one of the best in the world
36:23 <Chubb> a true beer
36:27 <Chubb> hope it is almost frozen
36:30 <e|f> i only bought a six pack
36:35 <Chubb> yeh thats pleanty
36:36 <e|f> :(
36:37 <WhoMadeWho> belgian lager
36:40 <Chubb> i only ever drink about that much
36:45 <HellFury> no thanks i don't fuck idiots chubb
36:45 <Chubb> unless bender
36:53 * Chubb zips up pants
36:54 <SkyFire> hi HellFury *hugs*
37:04 <Chubb> was hard too
37:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bum juices
39:44 Join: Kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:16 <Chubb> [[[[[pong]]]]] is a man of many words
40:30 <Chubb> HellFury is a woman full of abuse
40:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yess
40:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She got a big stinky bum
40:49 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] out the door
40:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Also she evil
41:00 <e|f> ^_^
41:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h42m2s]
41:12 <Chubb> very evil
41:17 <Chubb> abusive
42:00 <e|f> wb
42:00 <HellFury> ta
42:06 * ^bozoJim gets the strop out and reshar[ens all his knives to make sure they are super sharp and will do a quick and clean job of skinning Exo
42:21 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
42:22 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1593) 2. SkyFire(1194) 3. e|f(960) 4. anotherirc3r(648) 5. Exo(613) 6. Sutekh(610) 7. Devil45(532) 8. Kezzie(512) 9. energizer(380) 10. ^bozojim(261)
42:50 <^bozoJim> wow look at that motor mouth is bottom of the list
44:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimyyyyyyyyy
44:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wen can pong come visit
44:52 <WhoMadeWho> WhoMadeWho is said a word or two
47:00 <b1rd> :) 
51:57 Part: Kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:05 * SkyFire grabs a cattle prod and goes hunting for Exo
56:11 <+Sutekh> haha
56:33 <+Sutekh> Hi freaks :D
56:56 <SkyFire> LoL
57:20 <+Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, wtf, 2 nights in a row
57:32 <+Sutekh> admit you lub us
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat about pong
58:40 <+Sutekh> everybody lub pong
58:50 * SkyFire shoots [[[[[pong]]]]]
58:51 <+Sutekh> he is a good man
58:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Even jimmy
58:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And SkyFire
59:04 <SkyFire> then throws him in a trash compactor
59:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who’s guts bigger pong or SkyFire ?
59:39 <+Sutekh> How grandma pong?
00:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She at bingo
00:31 <dazzo1> where do u live pong
01:00 <+Sutekh> pong, does grandma whip you with vacuum hose this week?
01:27 <dazzo1> dragon grandma
05:17 * SkyFire sets up some drop bears to deal with Exo when he appears
05:46 <+Sutekh> poor Exo, now he got SkyFire's abuse and violence
07:00 <SkyFire> hehe
07:13 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:19 <SkyFire> only because he won't come out of hiding
07:21 <^bozoJim> good evening Zade
07:23 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v Zade
07:34 * SkyFire will be long gone before they do anything anyway
07:52 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
07:59 <Zade> hello Sutekh
08:07 Join: flammable ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:14 <+Sutekh> Zadeeeeeeeeeeee
08:24 <^bozoJim> good evening flammable
08:27 <Zade> whats happening Sutekh?
08:51 <flammable> Hey there ^bozoJim! How are you?
08:59 <^bozoJim> I am good thank you
09:05 <^bozoJim> How are you?
09:40 <flammable> Im great! Just about to make food
09:46 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
09:47 <^bozoJim> good to hear
10:31 <+Sutekh> Zade, I just logged on for my nightly cheap entertainment
11:15 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
11:32 <Zade> cool
11:33 <+Sutekh> it was a toss up, netflix for $10 a month or Irc, being extremely poor i choose Irc
11:48 <Zade> irc is always the better option
11:56 <Zade> at least for shits and giggles
12:08 <couleurs> hek yeh
12:11 Quit: chris` ([email protected]) Quit:
12:58 <+Sutekh> ya
13:14 <^bozoJim> !insult Exo
13:31 <couleurs> !insult HellFury
13:34 <flammable> Could someone pls voice me in melb
13:35 Part: DeaD||aNGeL ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:37 <flammable> ?
14:15 <couleurs> only if u send pics
14:22 <Zade> nekkid ones
14:32 <couleurs> yeap!!!!!!
14:38 <couleurs> Best Kind.
14:52 <Zade> so i can pass them onto couleurs
16:07 <Zade> so SkyFire
16:09 <+Sutekh> flammable, blasphemy
16:12 <couleurs> :))))))))
16:13 <Zade> are you around?
16:27 <flammable> Sutekh hi
16:37 <+Sutekh> hiii
16:51 <flammable> Lol i have spoken the m word
17:08 <+Sutekh> its always been syd vrs melb
17:31 <+Sutekh> throughout history
17:44 <flammable> I pick these two because they're the not-empty ones
17:45 <WhoMadeWho> you got me
17:48 <WhoMadeWho> i lubs
18:23 <+Sutekh> just empty heads
18:59 <+Sutekh> there are other far more intellectual channels
19:04 <Zade> so i cooked dinner ^bozoJim
19:20 <^bozoJim> nice Zade
19:32 <^bozoJim> I went out to dinner tonight at the community connections
19:41 <Zade> what did you have?
19:51 <^bozoJim> we had vegetarian tonight
19:59 <Zade> oh
20:03 <Zade> so did i
20:09 <^bozoJim> one was a curry and a stir fry, a potato bake, fried rice
20:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y didn’t u invite pong jimmy
20:27 <Zade> i had toasted cheese sanger
20:51 <WhoMadeWho> what sort of cheese
20:58 <Zade> cheddar
21:09 <WhoMadeWho> cheddar grills up nice
21:15 <Zade> yep
21:33 <WhoMadeWho> i like cheese
21:40 <Zade> same
21:54 <Zade> perhaps we are twins
21:57 <flammable> Im doing grilled cheese
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Boring here
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re jimmy
22:00 <e|f> :O
22:06 <WhoMadeWho> i actually prefer a cheese and greens platter after a steak meal....rather than a desert
22:08 <flammable> Its the best lazy food
22:41 <+Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, u are speaking normally, what has become of the real you
23:04 <Zade> i dont cook very often
23:13 <WhoMadeWho> i always speak normally
24:22 <Zade> weather is finally warming up
26:06 <+Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, this is good news, the holy water i told you to drink has cast out the demons
26:14 <Zade> 33 on thursday
27:14 <e|f> you need the holy grail to drink the holy water
27:17 <e|f> the chalice
27:19 <e|f> the cup
27:29 * Exo grabs the garden hose and sprays the ground to soften it up in anticipation for ^bozoJim's dirt nap
27:34 <Exo> loooooooooooool @ ^bozojim
27:37 <Exo> good evening y'all
27:48 Part: Ed ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:55 <^bozoJim> loool @ Exo
27:56 <Exo> <+Zade> 33 on thursday <- fk that need to pull a sickie
28:01 <Exo> can't stand hot weather
28:06 <Exo> good evening jim and welcome
28:14 <Zade> really?
28:14 <Exo> so kind of u to grace us with ur presence this fine evening
28:25 <^bozoJim> now Exo you are here, I will give you the required 5 minutes to say your good byes abnd them you are it
28:29 <Zade> i had better look for my speedo, great beach weather
28:34 <WhoMadeWho> where did the train bloke go
28:35 <Exo> i prefer cold weather (except the waking up bit)
28:36 <Exo> looool
28:44 <Zade> lol
28:55 <^bozoJim> your 5 minuutes start now
29:02 <+Sutekh> SExoooooooooooo
29:17 <Zade> SkyFire must be away
29:21 <Exo> where's the toasted cheese sangers Zade
29:22 <HellFury> i thought he said your wanking up is due
29:24 <Exo> yooo Sutekhh
30:22 <Zade> well i ate one and i ate another half but i can get the other half from the bin if you want Exo
30:26 <Exo> bit earlier for wank HellFury
30:46 <^bozoJim> not from what a fly on the wall told me Exo
30:58 <Zade> Exo its never too early
31:14 <Exo> jim likes to rub one out just before bed time
31:19 <^bozoJim> given tonight is his last night alive
31:19 <Exo> relaxes the body
31:23 <+Sutekh> lol
31:24 <Exo> easier to get to sleep
31:38 * Exo jumps into the car and drives down to Bunnings to buy a pack of daisy seeds for SkyFire seeing as they will be pushing daisies soon
31:52 * flammable waves to Exo
31:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
32:02 <HellFury> true
32:04 <Exo> good evening flammable ;-)
32:10 <Exo> ross the fknnn toss
32:16 <^bozoJim> you do realise I am going to skin you alive for what you did earlier Exo?
32:16 Mode: (by Exo) +v flammable
32:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Never seen u in pooland flammable
32:28 Mode: (by Exo) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
32:55 <Zade> what is pooland?
33:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong channael
33:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Best on ausnet
33:22 <HellFury> his irc channel he wants to sell for 5 grand on gumtree
33:24 <Zade> unless nekkid pics i wont go
33:25 <flammable> Yeah, nah
33:30 * ^bozoJim gets is tools of skinning ready
33:41 <Exo> haha
33:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Might put for sake again
33:46 Join: Ed ([email protected]) to #sydney
33:47 <e|f> pooland
33:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sale
33:52 <e|f> once was a septic tank
33:54 <e|f> or so i heard
33:56 <e|f> :O
33:59 <Exo> i offer 2 dollars fitty for it
34:09 <HellFury> 2 cents
34:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Offers in channel only
34:19 <Zade> does anyone go into that channel beside breaker?
34:31 <Exo> pooland also known as hoppers crossing, where zaim lives
34:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lots of ppl
34:34 <^bozoJim> the dregs and slime of austnet
34:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Look it up
34:53 <+Sutekh> i made a offer of $2.50 it was declined
35:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It top 5 channel on ausnet
35:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Look it up
35:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> See
35:38 * e|f writes a cheque for $2.56
35:41 <Exo> nah
35:44 <e|f> no money in the account so it will bounce
35:47 <Zade> how funny, i was joking when i said about breaker and sure enough he is an op in that channel
35:52 <Exo> u go pong in there which makes the place smells like poo
35:54 <^bozoJim> lol
36:03 <Exo> then u go tisk in there that makes the channel smell like piSsSSsSSS
36:14 <HellFury> lol
36:34 <Exo> then u got trump there which is a combination of the two
36:41 <HellFury> +breaker, probably sticks head up Ross the bloody tosses arse
36:42 <Zade> haha really
36:43 <HellFury> i mean
37:25 <flammable> Tisssssssssssk pissssssSSSSssssSSSsssss
37:39 <Exo> !seen chris`
37:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He not in pooland
37:41 <StatsOP> chris` ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 25 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
37:43 <Exo> piSsSSSS
37:51 <b1rd> Breaker is a jealous old pumpkin head
38:10 <b1rd> Cant even get a root at a brothel
38:11 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o&feature=youtu.be
38:14 <Zade> lol
38:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 2:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 299 views - 2 likes (33.3%), 4 dislikes (66.7%)
38:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd jealous.cause breaker got ops
38:17 <Exo> sorry i just had to
38:30 <Zade> that sounds about right b1rd
38:36 * Exo jumps around with his arms waving around in the air
38:46 * ^bozoJim starts skinning Exo
38:59 <e|f> exo....... skeleton
38:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy gets hard over Exo
39:03 <e|f> :O
39:05 * ^bozoJim makes his first slice wqith the slaughtermans knife down his middle
39:11 <Zade> we all get hard over Exo
39:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Weirdo
39:19 <^bozoJim> it is ok people he does not feel it
39:26 * Exo gets the laminator ready for ^bozoJims prestigious award
39:39 <+Sutekh> b1rd, drugs not working tonight? u are usually passed out at this time p
39:47 <Exo> don't get ur hopes up too high its 1 award out of 50 for the night
40:08 <Exo> <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy gets hard over Exo <--- many people do pong, do u blame him?
40:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He want to rub dix with u
40:28 <+Sutekh> haha
40:35 <+Sutekh> Exo is very sexy man
40:38 <Zade> Exo makes my pants tent
40:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not as sexy as pong
41:00 <Zade> so does Sutekh, he has me pointing to the sky
41:01 <+Sutekh> Exo to sexy for this channel
41:06 * Exo struts around the room topless flashing his chocolate abs for all to see
41:39 <Zade> woot woot woot
42:00 <^bozoJim> those abs
42:09 * ^bozoJim has seen better abs on a cow
42:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo r u a chocolate bum
42:22 <+Sutekh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
42:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (Original Mix - 2006 Version) (Jun 13, 2009) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 11,797,132 views - 60,294 likes (93%), 4,572 dislikes (7%)
42:31 <^bozoJim> and i am not pulling the udder leg
43:23 * HellFury RUNS toward ^bozoJim, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on ^bozoJim, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
43:45 * ^bozoJim puts huis hand in his pocket and gets out a pack of gun for HellFury
44:13 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
44:14 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1641) 2. SkyFire(1247) 3. e|f(1003) 4. Exo(879) 5. Sutekh(774) 6. anotherirc3r(648) 7. Devil45(532) 8. Kezzie(512) 9. ^bozojim(459) 10. energizer(380)
44:18 * HellFury takes the gun thanks
44:34 <WhoMadeWho> wow
44:39 <WhoMadeWho> i am at the top
44:58 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
45:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/BTmrDJV
45:05 <Exo> sorry about your house pong
45:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Anyone in here wanna boogie??
45:17 <HellFury> haha
45:21 <HellFury> as if he can find his dick
45:46 <Exo> does pong have a long sholong
46:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It’s 9 inches
46:06 <Zade> lol
46:15 <Student> was that HellFury with her bf? ;)
46:25 <HellFury> nah not that fat
46:26 <Exo> but hidden under 10inches of flab
46:29 <HellFury> neither of us
46:58 <^bozoJim> hey Exo are you going out trick and treating tomorrow night like you did last year?
47:03 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/tnC0drA
47:12 <HellFury> wonder why trumps selling his scales
47:14 <Student> 640lbs and 450lbs.
47:17 <Exo> nah no treats this year jimmy, can't afford it
47:21 <Exo> just gonna trick
47:27 <+Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, spill the beans, who threatened you to behave?
47:33 <^bozoJim> as you told me in PM you took your brown paper bag off and knocked on the door and they gave you all they had to get rid of you
47:48 * Exo flips ^bozoJim the bird (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ♥ᵧₒᵤ
48:08 <Exo> what are u dressing up as this year jim
48:24 <Student> 86 kg? just? :)
48:30 <Student> are you ill? ;)
48:52 * ^bozoJim rips Exos left arm off and hits him over the head with the wet soggy end
49:37 <^bozoJim> I thought I would go as a human being
50:46 <Exo> lol
51:22 <Exo> your probably one of those people that gives apples, candles, toothbrushes etc when kids knock on your door for trick or treat
51:32 <HellFury> or dog treats
51:36 <Student> wet, soggy, hopefully red.
51:37 <^bozoJim> it was you, Exo, who went to the butcher one year and said you wanted to look different and wet out sliced up
51:42 <Zade> acid
51:49 <^bozoJim> and you said to people you got butchered
51:55 <Zade> ketamine
52:21 <e|f> he got kzoned for trick or treat
52:22 <+Sutekh> party drug Zade?
52:22 <e|f> :O
52:30 <e|f> horse tranq
52:50 <e|f> ketamine = horse tranquiliser
52:52 <e|f> ^_^
52:58 <Exo> butcher? i think u mean tarocash
52:59 <Zade> yeah
53:11 <Exo> !ttop10
53:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1647) 2. SkyFire(1247) 3. e|f(1018) 4. Exo(967) 5. Sutekh(786) 6. anotherirc3r(648) 7. ^bozojim(562) 8. Devil45(532) 9. Kezzie(512) 10. energizer(380)
53:23 <Exo> loooooooooool 7. ^bozojim(562)
53:30 <+Sutekh> wow
53:33 <^bozoJim> Exo would know all about that as it is all that calms him down at times when he is swinging from the rafters and other fittings
53:40 <Exo> 3 minutes jim
53:40 <+Sutekh> a new champion
53:43 <Exo> cram itttttttttttt innnnnnnnnnn
53:56 <Zade> oh dear ^bozoJim you have lost
54:09 <Exo> never thought i'd see the day
54:10 <^bozoJim> I have no way to get any higher and as I have not been on long enough to get a lot of words up I am happy with where i am
54:10 <Zade> WhoMadeWho is the new champion
54:36 <^bozoJim> well when you act like Adolph Hitler you would get top spot
54:45 * Sutekh emails CNN with the breaking news
54:57 <Exo> !ttop10
54:59 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(1647) 2. SkyFire(1247) 3. e|f(1018) 4. Exo(983) 5. Sutekh(797) 6. anotherirc3r(648) 7. ^bozojim(631) 8. Devil45(532) 9. Kezzie(512) 10. energizer(380)
55:04 <Exo> official telegraph
55:10 <+Sutekh> haha
55:30 <^bozoJim> wait on lets see if I cna get another spot up int eh last seconds of the time before rest as I am sure I can do it
55:38 <^bozoJim> as I cna type fast
55:41 <+Sutekh> Jim as usual very humble in defeat
55:42 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
55:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sutekh(7) 2. ^bozojim(6)
55:52 <Zade> sandra sully is doing a news flash right now
55:54 <^bozoJim> wow look at that
55:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want to visit jimmy
56:01 <Zade> the night ^bozoJim lost
56:05 <^bozoJim> lol
56:25 <Student> of course you would get top spot before end.
56:33 <Zade> people will remember it like when man walked on moon ofr the first time
56:48 <^bozoJim> hehe
57:17 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
57:26 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
57:43 <e|f> e|f for the win
57:44 <^bozoJim> trust you to rub it in
57:45 <Exo> never thought i'd live to see the day
57:50 <e|f> ;D
58:21 <Exo> this leads me to believe anything is possible
58:34 <^bozoJim> well most things
58:47 <^bozoJim> as we all know for Exo to be human now that is not possible
59:01 <^bozoJim> and to think when Exo was born, his parents so wanted children
59:03 <+Sutekh> lol
59:46 <^bozoJim> and taking the baby out the hospital with a brown paper bag over its head to stop the screams and fainting
59:49 <+Sutekh> e|f, third spot is nothing to be ashamed of
00:27 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:31 <Exo> haha
00:35 Mode: (by Exo) +v Skirmish
00:37 <Exo> wb Skirmish
00:46 <Skirmish> Thanks.
01:14 <Exo> when are u moving mate
01:41 <WhoMadeWho> that word count thingy.....from what time to what time does it count
01:53 <WhoMadeWho> cuz i did not talk after midnight
02:10 <Skirmish> Exo: This coming weekend.
02:12 <Exo> resets every 9pm aest
02:23 <WhoMadeWho> ahhhh then soon i will lose the thrown
02:26 <Exo> are u moving far from where u are now?
02:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got new commission house
03:01 <Skirmish> I will get you some pics when the new whitegoods are delivered later in the week pongo.
03:04 <Exo> https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/man-filmed-guests-airbnb-shower-161513043.html
03:08 <Exo> how could u do such a thing jimmy?
03:21 <^bozoJim> was not me
03:24 <^bozoJim> ask pong
03:28 <Exo> pong will be there for the house warming party
03:46 Part: dazzo1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes
03:54 <Exo> might need an access ramp and forklift though
03:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> After visit jimmy
04:10 <Skirmish> I was there today fixing up a side fence I need to hold together long enough to be replaced by a colourbond fence.
04:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirmish first u said u owned a place then u renting
04:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U full of liesssss
05:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Dirty smelly liesssss
05:13 <Exo> pong seems jealous
05:14 <Skirmish> lol I never said I was renting.
05:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So u bought this house in a few weeks
05:34 <Exo> pong wishes he had money like Skirmish
05:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> More lies
05:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has more
06:03 <Skirmish> The house was already empty, so it made the purchase process very easy pongo. I didn't have to wait for anyone to move out.
06:09 <breaker> lol. He has a hotel booked for November, that's where he's going to in a week or two and that's where he'll be taking pictures from claing it's his "new" house he "bought"
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06:12 Quit: dazzo1 ([email protected]) Changing hosts
06:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lolol yes liek before
06:35 <Skirmish> breaker: The pics will be available before I go to the Gold Coast on the 18th.
07:17 <Skirmish> I wonder what kind of lives you pair lead that makes you go into this state of chronic denial.
07:29 <breaker> lol @ you
07:41 <Skirmish> :) lol indeed.
07:47 <breaker> We're onto you boy :)
08:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong successful
08:22 <Skirmish> lol yes ... onto me.
08:31 * Skirmish chortles
08:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u house worth Skirmish
09:01 <Skirmish> 640k
09:06 <Skirmish> want to buy it?
09:15 <breaker> That's $6.40
09:40 <Skirmish> I'll add a few K and leave the new whitegoods and furniture in it for you if you like.
10:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah u teel so many liesss
11:25 <Skirmish> :)
11:36 <breaker> Skirmish, Your pretend life and pretend money doesn't fool anyone. Your prepaid optus mobile phone tells you live a very poor life.
11:57 <e|f> :O
12:07 <Skirmish> The fact you think it's pre paid when it's post paid tells me you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
13:01 <e|f> :O
13:03 <breaker> The fact you keep lying tells me you have absolutely no idea how to stop lying. :)
13:25 <couleurs> u guys r ch33ky
13:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So many liesssss
13:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Dirty smelly liessss
14:04 <Chubb> all Skirmish does is lie
14:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yess
14:48 <Chubb> thats why he is still here at his age trying to inform losers and bots of his fake life
15:02 <Chubb> like his own twitter account because nobody would follow him on twitter
15:41 <couleurs> brb my butler with my mcdonald's is here
15:41 <lx>  ciao for now couleurs...
16:29 <couleurs> chow u l8er
16:57 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:09 <e|f> whitegoods are now stainlesssteelgoods
17:16 <e|f> they redefined it, baby
17:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not if u get them from cash converters
18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek Skirmish
18:13 <e|f> just get slightly damaged ones
18:19 <e|f> instead of paying retail
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18:43 <e|f> my Westinghouse has a dent on the side but it still makes ice real good
18:46 <e|f> it does
18:49 <e|f> it's true
19:18 <Exo> pong wants an invite to the house warming party
19:20 <Exo> he will bring pepsi
19:46 <Exo> lol westinghouse is a good brand e|f
19:51 <e|f> it is
19:55 <e|f> it makes ice real good
19:58 <e|f> for the pepsi
20:13 <e|f> and if i clap my hands twice, the door on it opens
20:27 <Exo> what an age we live in
20:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo
20:43 Part: cranioscopy ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Arrange a Sydney meet up
20:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong come
21:49 <Exo> pong wan meet up with Lwaxana
22:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes how u kno
23:15 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:18 * SkyFire bops Exo with the crowbar - just to test it out
23:33 <SkyFire> have to make sure it won't bend
23:53 <Exo> wb SkyFire
23:56 <SkyFire> ty
24:00 <Exo> where did u disappear to buddy
24:09 <SkyFire> elsewhereville
24:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire u want rub bare bums back to back???
24:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Owwww
24:32 <SkyFire> finally done a bit more to my millennium falcon
24:32 Join: shoppishness ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:42 * ^bozoJim punches Exos debntures across the room
24:48 <SkyFire> hehee
24:54 <SkyFire> passes Jim the crowbar
25:02 <SkyFire> it has been tested
25:11 <Exo> are u building a millennium falcon model
25:15 <SkyFire> yes
25:17 <Exo> not one of those lego ones is it
25:36 <SkyFire> 1:1 scale model of the Empire Strikes Back prop
25:48 <SkyFire> 1:43 scale of the fullsize falcon
25:55 <e|f> you got pix of r2d2?
25:59 <e|f> :O
26:01 <Exo> nice
26:01 <SkyFire> umm
26:04 <e|f> pix or it never happened
26:06 <e|f> ^_^
26:08 <Exo> would like to have a look at it when its complete
26:48 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcOwnzh-DD/ << R2D2 dome framing
26:53 <SkyFire> Coffee time
27:13 <e|f> that's awesome
27:18 <e|f> coming along nicely
27:20 * e|f likey
27:51 <Exo> nice
28:03 <Exo> sara_shepherd68Hi Anthony, it looks huge <- u are in
31:54 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/hes-a-gold-digger-and-a-child-parents-fury-over-age-gap-romance/news-story/86a76408b7a3a383c9e9798900b1dbea
33:39 Quit: zaim ([email protected]) Quit: www.zaimc.com :
33:41 <e|f> good news
33:48 <+Sutekh> haha
33:57 <e|f> but i'm still wondering about the whole "beat diabeties with this simple trick"
34:18 <+Sutekh> news.com.au runs a few funny stories
34:27 <e|f> ;D
35:04 <e|f> have you seen the betoota advocate?
35:21 <Exo> yep
35:27 <Exo> good entertainment at times
35:33 <e|f> ^_^
35:40 Join: Kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
36:09 <Chubb> yeh its great
36:10 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BiUfPaaFLhE/ << the Falcon
36:12 <Chubb> betoota advocate
36:17 <+Sutekh> Hi Beeeh or whatever ya nick was
36:26 * Chubb waves at HellFury
36:51 <SkyFire> I have 678 posts on insta
37:36 <e|f> https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/nan-im-not-kidding-theyve-changed-prime-ministers-again/
37:58 <Chubb> e|f is alcoholic
38:15 <e|f> :O
38:18 <e|f> it was a secret
38:22 <e|f> thx for blowing my cover
38:26 <e|f> :(
38:39 <SkyFire> LoL
38:43 <+Sutekh> Chubby is like that
38:46 * SkyFire shoots Chubb
39:09 <e|f> ;D
39:12 * Chubb farts on SkyFire
39:17 * SkyFire burries Chubb alive
39:40 <e|f> 6 beers it not alcoholic
39:40 <SkyFire> 200 miles dowm
39:43 <Chubb> SkyFire I want you naked
39:45 <SkyFire> down
39:47 <e|f> 24 beers? maybe
39:50 <e|f> :D
40:12 <Chubb> SkyFire has a big one
40:52 * SkyFire sets Chubb on fire
41:19 * Chubb puts SkyFire in big pit of hell
41:55 <Chubb> SkyFire keep it up
42:11 <SkyFire> R2D2 can operate from a mobile phone, or on its own
44:26 <e|f> araldite for r2d2
44:30 <e|f> keep him glued well
44:46 <e|f> so he can function as a proper robot
44:48 <e|f> ^_^
46:34 <Chubb> SkyFire I want to show me his wang
48:34 Part: Kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:24 <Zade> bye dodo
52:48 <SkyFire> one of his modes is roving
54:18 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
54:55 Part: momoland (~momo@170.137.220.203.dial.dynamic.acc01-arge-bro.comindico.com.au) from #sydney
57:37 <SkyFire> Looks like it should be possible to fit a Raspberry Pi and/or an Arduino in to R2D2. Now as to how to program them, I am not sure as this stage. I am hoping they can be interfaced to the logic board that comes with r2d2.
58:21 <SkyFire> http://railvillage.proboards.com/thread/687/skyfires-r2d2 - my build diary so far
58:25 * SkyFire shoots Exo
58:28 <e|f> you should work for NASA instead
58:31 <e|f> ^_^
58:36 <SkyFire> I have thought about it
58:40 <e|f> haha
58:46 <SkyFire> can't go in to space though :'(
59:03 <SkyFire> if you wear glasses, forget about going in to space
59:21 <SkyFire> need perfect vision unaided
59:39 <SkyFire> weight for height as well
00:13 <e|f> hmm
00:13 <lx> ...ah huh...
00:26 <e|f> i wouldn've thought "wear glasses" would be a prerequisite for working for them
00:27 <e|f> :P
00:30 <SkyFire> these days there is more than just NASA - there is SpaceX and Blue Origin as well
00:36 <SkyFire> LoL yes
00:58 <e|f> i spose contact lenses would drift off in zero gravity
01:04 <SkyFire> yes
01:36 <SkyFire> if your glasses break you change from an asset to a liability, which is a risk in space
02:11 <SkyFire> https://nasajobs.nasa.gov/
03:44 <e|f> there would be a job for you, somewhere :)
05:00 <SkyFire> yes
07:18 <SkyFire> https://astronauts.nasa.gov/content/broch00.htm - Astronaut Candidate Program
07:40 <e|f> you good at math?
08:01 <SkyFire> sort of
08:02 <SkyFire> Bachelor’s degree from an accredited institution in engineering, biological science, physical science, computer science or mathematics.
08:22 <SkyFire> level 2 maths, but not level 1
08:34 <e|f> you know calculus?
08:50 <SkyFire> no
08:56 <e|f> advanced math
09:03 <SkyFire> Degree must be followed by at least 3 years of related, progressively responsible, professional experience or at least 1,000 pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft << this might be a problem
09:07 <SkyFire> not really
09:18 <SkyFire> wouldn't mind learning some calculus
09:31 <e|f> i'm sure you could pick it up
09:59 <e|f> a lot of it is a sort of cornerstone
10:05 <e|f> can't really progress without it
10:06 <SkyFire> ok
10:22 * SkyFire is thinking of doing some more study after my holiday
11:05 <e|f> get a astronaught apprenticeship
11:11 <e|f> get someone to pay for your study
11:16 <e|f> (not sure if that exists)
11:18 <e|f> ;D
11:19 <SkyFire> yes
11:39 <e|f> if it all fails, you could always cut people's hair at TAFE
11:47 <e|f> ;p
12:06 <SkyFire> LoL yes
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52:57 * Chubb slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
54:11 Quit: SkyFire ([email protected]) Quit: //say On a birthday card - 1 year older and 1 year closer to cyber domination.
01:05 <HellFury> hey trump what do you call a tampon floating down the river?
01:10 <HellFury> a blood vessel
01:18 * Chubb farts in the room
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06:30 * Chubb does a wet fart
06:43 <Chubb> what do you call a dog that has a bone?
09:57 * President_Trump farts on HellFury
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