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34:03 <b1rd> LOL
38:19 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Kelevra
55:15 <b1rd> morning Kelevra
56:23 <b1rd> fancy a banana Kelevra ?
59:24 <Kelevra> nah I think i'll go do something productive like do the dishes
59:54 Join: KangaPoint ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:17 <b1rd> what does 'doing the dishes' produce?
00:23 <b1rd> welcome back KangaPoint
00:48 <KangaPoint> thx
00:55 <b1rd> np
01:01 <KangaPoint> produce baby dishes?
01:03 <b1rd> fancy a banana?
01:17 <b1rd> err lamer
01:26 Join: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) to #sydney
01:56 <b1rd> welcome back Bass`Babe85
02:17 <KangaPoint> no thx
02:31 <b1rd> no thx what? you were not offered anything.
02:58 <b1rd> you are rather assuming are you not, KangaPoint ?
03:26 Part: Kelevra ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:30 <KangaPoint> i thought u were offering banana
03:33 <b1rd> bye kelevra
03:36 <KangaPoint> man banana
03:41 <b1rd> that moment has passed
03:42 <KangaPoint> the fleshy kind of banana
03:46 <b1rd> you slow?
03:57 <b1rd> it's 10:12am
04:05 <b1rd> why would I be thinking sexual thoughts at this time in the morning.
04:05 <KangaPoint> yeh im slow
04:11 <b1rd> some people have work to do you know.
04:13 <b1rd> i know.
04:48 <b1rd> why are you so slow, KangaPoint ?
05:08 <KangaPoint> i like to taking things slowly with u
05:25 <KangaPoint> coz u might one of those tricky dick
05:31 <KangaPoint> might be*
06:48 <b1rd> again, not what I asked.
06:51 <b1rd> where is your mind?
09:06 <b1rd> Who says I even care that you exist?
13:23 Join: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:42 <b1rd> Good morning CharlieSheen young lad.
13:57 <CharlieSheen> Morning.
14:12 <b1rd> how are you, son?
14:38 <CharlieSheen> Numb, just had a tooth pulled
14:41 <CharlieSheen> You mate?
15:06 <b1rd> nice, yeah i'm brilliant as usual
15:12 <b1rd> which tooth?
15:34 <CharlieSheen> Wisdom
15:39 <b1rd> how old are you?
15:46 <CharlieSheen> lol why
16:02 <b1rd> because most people get their wisdom teeth pulled in their twenties
16:41 <b1rd> how old are you?
16:43 <CharlieSheen> Had a hole in it
16:53 <b1rd> so you are 25
17:04 <CharlieSheen> Apparently so.
17:10 <b1rd> fine.
17:20 <b1rd> how's the autism going?
17:27 <CharlieSheen> lol autism?
17:30 <b1rd> yea
18:21 <b1rd> what's the plan for today CharlieSheen?
18:29 <b1rd> got much on?
24:48 <b1rd> obviously not
24:58 <b1rd> oh well I'll bbl I've got to get back to work.
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34:16 <b1rd> CharlieSheen is a faggot
36:23 <b1rd> want some more teeth out CharlieSheen ?
36:43 * b1rd punches CharlieSheen in the jaw full pelt
38:43 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Kelevra
39:48 <b1rd> heyya Kelevra
39:53 <b1rd> sup sweets
40:15 * b1rd is having a quick lasagne and soup / bread lunch
40:18 <b1rd> (early lunch)
40:34 <b1rd> shit you guys only ever dream of
41:35 Join: DeaD||aNGeL ([email protected]) to #sydney
41:54 <b1rd> ROFL
42:04 <b1rd> welcome retard
42:06 <Kelevra> I don't eat package lasagna and soup
42:24 <Kelevra> so yeah I wouldn't even dream of having that as an early lunch
43:07 <b1rd> is that why you are so unhealthy and fat?
43:16 <Kelevra> yeah probably..
44:25 <b1rd> yeah
44:28 <b1rd> so Kelevra
45:04 <b1rd> when do you plan to go back to work? Or are you going to cop a load up ya duff and stay qualified for the pension by having a new younger kid?
45:18 <DeaD||aNGeL> good idea
45:38 * b1rd thinks so
45:51 <Kelevra> considering i'm not fit enough to work or have another baby my guess is as good as yours on what the future will hold
45:52 <b1rd> any thought as to what you might be good at ?
45:55 <b1rd> sex work perhaps?
45:58 <DeaD||aNGeL> gona find me a baby daddy
46:13 <b1rd> being unfit and fat doesn't qualify you for disability hun
46:18 <Kelevra> keep going b1rd :)
46:33 <Kelevra> you're only offending your own intelligence by your bullshit on here.
46:41 <b1rd> Mmmm
46:47 <b1rd> lunch is nice
46:54 <b1rd> lol
47:07 <DeaD||aNGeL> hes too retarded to comprehend that Kelevra
47:08 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
47:13 <b1rd> good idea DeaD||aNGeL
47:20 <Kelevra> I know, it's a shame my words get wasted on him
47:22 <b1rd> how many years until you'll be forced to get a job DeaD||aNGeL ?
47:26 <DeaD||aNGeL> indeed
47:39 <DeaD||aNGeL> im starting my own buisness
47:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> dont care lol
47:46 <b1rd> ROFL
47:49 <b1rd> logistics?
48:05 <Kelevra> it's why i bailed to do the dishes earlier, I'd usually put off doing them by his stupidity motivates me to get shit done so i guess I should be thankful that the dishes are all clean
48:10 <b1rd> dead angels drug transport services PTY LTd/
48:11 <b1rd> ?
48:13 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol yer
48:15 <Kelevra> by but*
48:29 <b1rd> ok onto my soup
48:33 <DeaD||aNGeL> call it high times logistics
48:41 <b1rd> what you cunts havin for breaky / early lunch?
48:48 <DeaD||aNGeL> coffee
48:59 <b1rd> coffee was almost 6 hours ago
49:03 <DeaD||aNGeL> get the bowels growling
49:06 <b1rd> what time do you people get out of bed?
49:07 <DeaD||aNGeL> :)
49:18 <b1rd> been there done my shit
49:20 <DeaD||aNGeL> i get up at 7
49:30 <b1rd> and you don't wake up till 10?
49:38 <b1rd> you are a bad liar
49:43 <b1rd> i know how the body works
49:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> i have not had enough coffee til the evening
49:45 <DeaD||aNGeL> haha
49:57 <DeaD||aNGeL> this guy tries so hard
50:01 <DeaD||aNGeL> but fails at trolling
50:05 <DeaD||aNGeL> i have to say b1rd
50:06 <b1rd> you would not be having coffee at this time if you were up at 7 such rubbish
50:09 <b1rd> im winning
50:15 <DeaD||aNGeL> im still dissapointed
50:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> in your ability to troll
50:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> :/
50:24 <b1rd> you lose consistently it's the only thing you're good at
50:28 <DeaD||aNGeL> haha
50:33 <b1rd> nice try pretending to wake up at 7
50:37 <b1rd> honestly
50:48 <b1rd> i don't think you've been awake at 7 am for a decade or more, or ever.
51:11 <DeaD||aNGeL> no on ecares what you say hahaha we all have our lives know how we live it but its fun watching you rage because you dont actually have a life
51:12 <DeaD||aNGeL> rofl
51:14 <DeaD||aNGeL> :D
51:20 <DeaD||aNGeL> cares*
51:20 <Kelevra> I used to drink coffee all day
51:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> my obese fingers
51:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> damn
51:29 <b1rd> you clearly do care sweety
51:36 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
51:38 <b1rd> rofl drug addict
51:43 <DeaD||aNGeL> why not now Kelevra
51:48 <b1rd> umm no
51:49 <Kelevra> now I only drink strawberry big m, hot chocolate, beer and wine
51:51 <Kelevra> true^
51:55 <b1rd> you have a big family, you do NOT have a life.
52:06 <Kelevra> oh wait the other day I had some canadian club and coke
52:12 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
52:15 <b1rd> being a bogan loser with 34 kids and 83 siblings specifically excludes you from having 'a life'
52:25 <Kelevra> oh I quit the coffee cause Bonny put me onto tea
52:28 <b1rd> is this why you're a big porker Kelevra ?
52:32 <DeaD||aNGeL> ahhh
52:35 <Kelevra> but then the tea would make my heartbeat race
52:36 <DeaD||aNGeL> i have lemon tea
52:42 <DeaD||aNGeL> but addicted to coffee again oops
52:42 <b1rd> only 54 year old homosexual men drink tea
52:43 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
52:53 <Kelevra> we're homosexuals
52:56 <b1rd> yea
52:59 * b1rd knows
53:01 <DeaD||aNGeL> yep
53:02 * Kelevra nods
53:26 <b1rd> rofl if the miniscule amount of cafiene in tea makes your heart race
53:37 <b1rd> what are you, seconds away from death?
54:03 <Kelevra> who knows
54:43 <b1rd> brb my darlings
54:43 <lx>  Bye for now b1rd...
54:48 <b1rd> making some toast eating my soup
54:57 <b1rd> shall not be long however.
58:02 <DeaD||aNGeL> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_BoYYk_c
58:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Family Guy - Saggy Naggy (Oct 6, 2017) Length: - Category: Entertainment - 38,642 views - 249 likes (95%), 13 dislikes (5%)
58:32 * Kezzie just home from icon bloody cold here was 7deg at 7am when i had to get its only 13 deg now i off back to bed to cuddle doona
03:01 <b1rd> might fry some eggs too
03:06 <b1rd> 6 to 12
03:14 <b1rd> still a bit peckish
03:42 <b1rd> rest well Kezzie
10:04 <b1rd> holy fuck im a hero
10:09 <b1rd> so full
10:16 <b1rd> might have something else dunno yet
10:32 <b1rd> all depends on how much i can pack into my guts without spewing it back up
13:35 <Kelevra> yuk
13:56 <b1rd> what's for breakfast / lunch Kelevra ?
15:03 <Kelevra> packed baked potato
15:26 <b1rd> packed with what
15:40 <DeaD||aNGeL> like a tightly packed kebab
15:46 <b1rd> ghastly
15:55 <b1rd> sounds ok tho id probly eat it with a bit of salt
16:08 <Kelevra> butter, cheese, salsa, sour cream, chives
16:10 <b1rd> maybe half gallon olive oil to give it some flavour
16:12 <DeaD||aNGeL> i saw you bird
16:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> in cranny shops raging on yoiur broken screen phone
16:24 <b1rd> yeah i can see you too
16:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> using shop wifi
16:32 <b1rd> wow i have really effected you
16:37 <b1rd> lol you see me everywhere
16:38 <Kelevra> my mummy owned a milkbar in cranny
16:40 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
16:45 <DeaD||aNGeL> oooher
16:47 <b1rd> psychological operation complete
16:47 <DeaD||aNGeL> which one
16:55 <DeaD||aNGeL> i bet ur the kid who sold me smokes
16:57 <b1rd> cranbourne omg
16:59 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
17:01 <b1rd> sounds like a warzone
17:06 <Kelevra> I'm not sure it was before my time, it was full of rodents so she sold it
17:10 <b1rd> how many blacks u got there
17:13 <DeaD||aNGeL> ewww
17:35 <b1rd> many black ppl there DeaD||aNGeL ?
17:37 <Kelevra> yeah she said she found rat droppings in the bassinette she kept my brother in and sold up, bailed completely
17:43 <b1rd> do you know what i even look like DeaD||aNGeL ?
17:50 <DeaD||aNGeL> nah
17:52 <b1rd> there isn't many anglo's in melbourne
17:53 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahaha
17:59 <DeaD||aNGeL> but you can show me
18:01 <b1rd> not anymore
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18:04 <Kelevra> not many anglos..
18:11 <Kelevra> we're like fkn sydney with less lebs
18:16 <b1rd> yeh all black headed fockers
18:20 <b1rd> and black skinned
18:27 <b1rd> sydney is gross
18:34 <b1rd> same shit different odour
18:47 <b1rd> best get away from city
18:49 <Kelevra> hrmm speaking of odours
19:02 <b1rd> welcome t-shitty
22:20 <b1rd> yeah cities suck
22:26 <b1rd> far too many ethnics
22:32 <T-City> Greetings b1rd and Kelevra
22:44 <b1rd> you don't greet me, T-City
22:44 * Sutekh looks in
22:50 <b1rd> hiyyya Sutekh
22:53 <Sutekh> hello beautiful chatters
22:55 <b1rd> :))))
23:00 <b1rd> hello
23:01 <T-City> Whats the matter b1rd?
23:04 <Sutekh> Hi b1rd, sup?
23:04 <T-City> Bad mood?
23:13 <b1rd> nm
23:17 <b1rd> packing in food
23:27 <b1rd> chatting to me best buddies online
23:28 <b1rd> etc
23:30 <T-City> Where are you at now son?
23:36 <T-City> ahhh yes
23:39 <b1rd> tasmania, married me sister
23:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvvv b1rd CharlieSheen DeaD||aNGeL Glenn Kelevra
23:47 <b1rd> [coz incest is fully legal here]
23:48 <b1rd> LOL
24:02 <b1rd> thank yahhh Sutekh
24:10 <Kelevra> hello Sutekh, ty for the +
24:31 <Sutekh> devil will be here soon to keep you all entertained
24:37 <b1rd> excellent
24:41 <Sutekh> np Kelevra
24:56 <b1rd> id better get some more racism in then before he arrives
25:03 <Sutekh> haha
25:06 <b1rd> :D
25:44 <Sutekh> you have a window with no ops to play hard
25:52 <b1rd> hehe yay
26:13 <Sutekh> the cats are not always here
26:25 <Sutekh> so the mice can play
26:33 <b1rd> nise
26:50 * b1rd humps T-City 
27:00 <T-City> faggot?
27:06 <DeaD||aNGeL> omg
27:10 <b1rd> its pre hunt mounting behaviour
27:14 <DeaD||aNGeL> scotch fingers
27:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> dipped in hot coffee
27:22 <Sutekh> DeaD||aNGeL, yum
27:23 <b1rd> establishing the order
27:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> fuck yeah
27:31 <DeaD||aNGeL> so good
27:34 <b1rd> chocolate?
27:42 <DeaD||aNGeL> i need to buy a ton of packets
27:42 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
27:45 <b1rd> salvos edition?
27:54 <DeaD||aNGeL> they have chocolate ones?
27:56 <DeaD||aNGeL> okg
27:58 <DeaD||aNGeL> omg
28:04 <b1rd> confirmed salvos
28:10 <DeaD||aNGeL> what the fuck is salvos
28:11 <b1rd> lol
28:16 <DeaD||aNGeL> i want arnottts
28:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
28:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> no subsitutes
28:26 <DeaD||aNGeL> thanks
28:34 <T-City> b1rd is an op shopper, the salvos and savers are his two favs
28:36 <b1rd> they're made in fuckin some arab country now
28:42 <b1rd> they're halal and all
28:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> rofl
28:47 <Kelevra> mmm you're making me want a twix
28:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> fucking goat fuckers
28:57 <Sutekh> haha
28:57 <DeaD||aNGeL> nah
28:59 <DeaD||aNGeL> omg
29:04 <DeaD||aNGeL> i wanna dip a boost in coffee
29:07 <DeaD||aNGeL> fuckkkkkkkkk
29:10 <b1rd> good thing about eating properly is that you're so full that you don't crave empty calories
29:15 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer
29:18 <DeaD||aNGeL> very true
29:20 <b1rd> ahhh
29:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> niow fuck off i hate agreeing with you
29:37 * b1rd relaxes backwards slightly undoes his belt so he can breathe easier
29:42 <b1rd> :))
29:42 <DeaD||aNGeL> fat cunt
29:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> :)
29:50 <b1rd> lol flat belly
29:55 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
29:56 <b1rd> i eat LOTS
29:59 <b1rd> never get fat but
30:13 <DeaD||aNGeL> me too
30:15 <DeaD||aNGeL> now
30:16 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
30:20 <DeaD||aNGeL> i have my secrets
30:23 <b1rd> wonder what else can eat
30:27 <b1rd> meth
30:30 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahaha
30:35 <DeaD||aNGeL> i can read your fucking mind
30:40 <DeaD||aNGeL> like a script
30:41 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
30:43 <b1rd> it works but isn't good for the heart
30:51 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer hence why i dont touch it
30:52 <b1rd> didn't you know im a robot?
30:56 * DeaD||aNGeL shudder
30:58 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer
31:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> bot script
31:03 <b1rd> yea its true
31:09 <Sutekh> b1rd is up early to check out what food is available in the trash cans :D
31:12 <DeaD||aNGeL> you need some fixes tho
31:13 * b1rd is a robot /me makes android sounds
31:18 <b1rd> yeap
31:22 <Sutekh> hehe
31:25 <b1rd> Sutekh is onto me
31:26 <DeaD||aNGeL> lolllllllllllllllllllll Sutekh
31:36 <b1rd> having a feast here
31:39 <DeaD||aNGeL> early b1rd gets the worm
31:42 <b1rd> yup
31:48 <Sutekh> haha
31:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> :)
31:51 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
32:49 <b1rd> id better wait
32:57 <b1rd> bit of digestion time
33:10 <b1rd> then see if can find leftover roast
35:57 <Kelevra> I'm waiting to see if dr phil will be good, if it's shit i'll prep my baked tater
36:15 <b1rd> yum
36:39 <b1rd> yay can hear stomach digesting
36:50 <b1rd> can eat again soon
37:01 <Kelevra> my stomach makes noises if I'm worried
37:07 <b1rd> yea?
37:14 <Kelevra> yeah
37:23 <b1rd> would be weird having emotions n stuff
37:27 <b1rd> whats it like?
37:33 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
37:40 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer bottay boy wouldnt know
37:48 <b1rd> yea
38:38 <T-City> b1rd where are you at now?
38:47 <b1rd> tasmania rooting me sister
38:48 <Kelevra> coffee inspired treats on channel 10
38:52 <b1rd> ahh a fart
39:02 <b1rd> nice
39:15 <b1rd> had two coffees already
39:47 <Kelevra> this lady is fucking up her segment royally
40:02 <b1rd> wish we had tv in tasmania
40:08 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer I can hear zee postie
40:08 <DeaD||aNGeL> lollllllllllllllll
40:13 <b1rd> but atm got none coz its too remote
40:45 <Kelevra> I don't want to look out the window incase i look too keen
40:47 <Kelevra> =\
40:54 <b1rd> ROFL
41:05 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahahaha
41:06 <b1rd> they'll be like, theres that old bat who waits for the mail everyday
41:15 <Kelevra> old bat?
41:16 <DeaD||aNGeL> that would be hot
41:18 <Kelevra> I'm younger then you
41:20 <DeaD||aNGeL> fucking the postie
41:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> there was a hawt one
41:24 <b1rd> probably silk road theyll be thinking
41:26 <DeaD||aNGeL> last week
41:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> omg
41:35 <Kelevra> my dad fucked up two posties years ago badly
41:39 <DeaD||aNGeL> never seen a hottie postie ever
41:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
41:48 <b1rd> coz u was rootin em?
42:14 <b1rd> lol
42:20 <Kelevra> nah one almost me when I was on my trike down the end of our drive way so the old man lost his shit and chased him on foot down the street and beat him off his bike
42:26 <Kelevra> the other my dad hit with his car
42:33 <Kelevra> I don't know why he ran over him
42:43 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahaha
42:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> oh shit
42:46 <DeaD||aNGeL> years ago
42:47 <b1rd> your family are horrible
42:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> my grandad
42:55 <DeaD||aNGeL> old sicilian man
42:57 <Kelevra> yeah my dad is abit of a lunatic
43:01 <DeaD||aNGeL> he hit a guy o his bike
43:02 <b1rd> jippo wog
43:09 <DeaD||aNGeL> at the petrol station
43:13 <Kelevra> lol!
43:13 <DeaD||aNGeL> went off at the guy he hit
43:15 <DeaD||aNGeL> and drove hiome
43:21 <Kelevra> was it by accident?
43:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> the cops came for hit and run
43:22 <DeaD||aNGeL> rofl
43:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> no
43:25 <Kelevra> lmao
43:26 <b1rd> i woulda choked him out
43:28 <Kelevra> crazy fucker
43:28 <DeaD||aNGeL> he said he was in the way
43:33 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer
43:37 <DeaD||aNGeL> he had a giant wooden spoon
43:39 <Kelevra> got to love the old bastards
43:41 <DeaD||aNGeL> on the wall
43:46 <DeaD||aNGeL> if he picked it up
43:48 <DeaD||aNGeL> you ran
43:49 <b1rd> wogs are pretty dumb
44:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> atleast we dont windex everything like greeks
44:02 <DeaD||aNGeL> :P
44:03 <b1rd> yea
44:06 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
44:15 <b1rd> nothing wrong with windex
44:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> someones dog was in his garage
44:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> once
44:22 <DeaD||aNGeL> and he belted it
44:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> with a broom
44:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> told it to fuck off
44:40 <Kelevra> FARK ORF YA MUTT
44:45 <b1rd> [coz he was scared of it, not to mention it was an ankle biter]
44:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> when the cat died
44:52 <Kelevra> I FARKIN TOLLLL YEWWW
45:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> he got in on a shovel and shoveled it under the house
45:03 <DeaD||aNGeL> and left it
45:06 <DeaD||aNGeL> his maniac
45:14 <b1rd> you think thats maniac?
45:15 <Kelevra> yeah fuck sounds like my dad
45:26 <b1rd> o..k.
45:54 <Kelevra> my dads in broady mental hospital atm
45:59 <Kelevra> so he's fully lost his shit
46:06 <b1rd> you said that a few years ago
46:10 <b1rd> same story
46:13 <Kelevra> yeah he's been in and out for years
46:20 <b1rd> uhuh.
46:27 <Kelevra> he hears voices coming from his toilet
46:28 <DeaD||aNGeL> omg
46:31 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
46:33 <Kelevra> thinks the neighbours sing about him
46:33 <b1rd> so do i
46:39 <b1rd> 'flush me' flush me nowwww
46:46 <DeaD||aNGeL> dementia
46:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> dimentia
46:56 <b1rd> English?
46:59 <Kelevra> the reason he's in this time is because he just refused to go home
46:59 <DeaD||aNGeL> give hinm cannabis oil
47:04 <Kelevra> he said it's unsafe
47:05 <DeaD||aNGeL> he will be fine soon
47:09 <b1rd> comprende
47:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> wtf
47:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> b1rd just walked past my front door
47:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> creepy cunt
47:30 <Kelevra> took like 4 family members to find him wandering around on sydney road
47:41 <b1rd> wow you really have been effected
47:41 <DeaD||aNGeL> :o
47:48 <b1rd> :D
48:00 <Kelevra> hopefully he stays in the nuthouse this time
48:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> my grandad had dimentia
48:06 <DeaD||aNGeL> he would hide bikkies
48:10 <DeaD||aNGeL> and food
48:14 <DeaD||aNGeL> cause he was diabetic
48:18 <b1rd> dementia
48:22 <DeaD||aNGeL> and eat them when my nan went to sleep
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48:30 <DeaD||aNGeL> he peed in the pantry
48:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> if i had of known about cannabis oil
48:46 <DeaD||aNGeL> back then
48:51 <DeaD||aNGeL> i would have gave it to him
48:54 <b1rd> you're a retard
49:10 <b1rd> you honestly think cannabis can treat dementia?
49:16 <DeaD||aNGeL> it does you idiot
49:21 <b1rd> no it does not
49:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> try doing real research not google
49:26 <b1rd> cite the studies
49:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
49:27 <energizer> Good morning
49:31 <DeaD||aNGeL> hey energizer
49:32 <b1rd> you made the claim
49:40 <b1rd> you back it up or withdraw it
49:44 <Kelevra> morning energizer
49:50 <energizer> Back at work today. Kind of regretting it, still sore af
49:52 <Kelevra> the postie didn't bring my package
49:55 * b1rd has done his reading
50:08 <DeaD||aNGeL> everyone knows about cannabis cures
50:10 <DeaD||aNGeL> u tard
50:11 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
50:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> so have i
50:17 <b1rd> no they don't
50:26 <DeaD||aNGeL> you read newspaper
50:30 <Kelevra> weed does cure
50:31 <DeaD||aNGeL> not real research
50:32 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahaha
50:38 <DeaD||aNGeL> it does
50:40 <b1rd> umm no, i tend to go with more formal and reliable sources
50:42 <DeaD||aNGeL> ive cured diabetes
50:47 <DeaD||aNGeL> mine and exs
50:48 <b1rd> credible
50:53 <b1rd> ok
50:56 <DeaD||aNGeL> can eat what we want
50:58 <b1rd> if you think so
50:59 <DeaD||aNGeL> i was on insulin
51:02 <b1rd> its still illegal here
51:07 <b1rd> so you can suck my dick
51:10 <b1rd> you can't have it
51:13 <Kelevra> what dick?
51:17 <DeaD||aNGeL> your dickj is too small
51:17 <b1rd> you cant drive when effected by it
51:23 <DeaD||aNGeL> need to find it to try suck
51:32 <b1rd> bigger than youve had
51:36 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahahahahahahaha
51:38 <DeaD||aNGeL> ahh
51:45 <b1rd> you know it darling
51:46 <Kelevra> one anything has been in or around lumeah it doesn't exist anymore
51:53 <DeaD||aNGeL> he kilkled her
51:55 <DeaD||aNGeL> killed
51:58 <b1rd> she isnt around
52:05 <DeaD||aNGeL> shes in pieces all around him in his van
52:05 <b1rd> yea i had to kill her
52:10 <b1rd> true
52:34 <b1rd> i must say though
52:37 <b1rd> damn she was a good root
52:43 <b1rd> best ive ever had by far
52:43 * DeaD||aNGeL shudders
52:46 <DeaD||aNGeL> so was darren
53:00 <b1rd> dunno, i dont root pedos
53:05 <b1rd> each to their own right
53:25 <Kelevra> indeed
53:36 <b1rd> yup
53:40 <Kelevra> on my strange addiction a guy fucked his own exhaust pipe
54:00 <b1rd> you still watching 34 year old tv Kelevra ?
54:19 <b1rd> surely you could afford to sign up to a streaming service?
55:03 <Kelevra> I didn't say I watched it recently
55:17 <b1rd> its ok im not judging
55:18 <Kelevra> but you're better then everyone and know everything
55:23 <Kelevra> so this is where i tune out
55:25 <Kelevra> .
55:33 <b1rd> some people like coffee some people like free to air tv
55:38 <DeaD||aNGeL> LOL
55:40 <b1rd> thats true
55:50 <b1rd> have to agree with you there Kelevra
55:54 <b1rd> im pretty damn good arent i
56:11 <b1rd> how about you DeaD||aNGeL whats your excuse for watching so much free to air tv?
56:19 <b1rd> enrol in a course or get a job bro
56:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> i dont watch tv
56:25 <b1rd> what interests you DeaD||aNGeL
56:27 <DeaD||aNGeL> doesnt work here
56:31 <DeaD||aNGeL> i have kodi
56:36 <b1rd> whats that
56:37 <DeaD||aNGeL> and teranium
56:41 <DeaD||aNGeL> free streaming
56:43 <DeaD||aNGeL> tv
56:45 <b1rd> you should do a course
57:03 <b1rd> what interests you DeaD||aNGeL
57:09 <b1rd> what would you like to learn
57:25 <DeaD||aNGeL> midget porn
57:41 <b1rd> seriously
57:49 <DeaD||aNGeL> you answer that
57:53 <b1rd> i know you're retarded but at least try to use your brain
57:56 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
58:02 <b1rd> im a millionaire
58:08 <b1rd> im retired.
58:12 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer right0
58:15 <b1rd> more concerned about you
58:19 <b1rd> tbh rn
58:21 <DeaD||aNGeL> here comes some boring jib jab
58:24 <DeaD||aNGeL> bbl
58:24 <lx>  ciao for now DeaD||aNGeL...
58:34 <b1rd> game set and match
59:32 <b1rd> what interests me DeaD||aNGeL ?
59:36 <b1rd> sooo many things
59:53 <b1rd> chiefly technical subjects
00:12 <b1rd> that you would not have a chance of ever understanding but yeah
08:12 <energizer> Reading this offers quite an insight into the mind of b1rd https://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/guide/delusional-disorder
11:52 <T-City> b1rd: gay?
12:30 <b1rd> yea
12:43 <b1rd> don't mind a bit of bum now and then
13:15 <b1rd> energizer, hello there bud
13:24 <b1rd> ready to be trolled off irc?
13:51 <T-City> energizer: hi
13:53 <T-City> Welcome
14:02 <b1rd> indeed, welcome energizer
14:09 <b1rd> too bad you aren't that energetic afterall
14:20 * b1rd is the real energizer bunny
14:27 <T-City> energizer has been through a tough time as of late
14:32 <T-City> we may have to take it easy on him
14:35 <T-City> then again
14:43 <T-City> maybe we don't have to take it easy on him
14:45 <energizer> Lol have at it
14:46 <T-City> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:53 <energizer> Gday T-City
14:59 <T-City> Greetings
15:21 * energizer goes off to eat lunch
16:15 <b1rd> poor energizer out energized
16:24 <b1rd> lol
18:46 <T-City> He seems to have l00peydogs work ethic
23:22 <b1rd> no work is good work
27:51 <Kelevra> you'd know
28:01 <Kelevra> all you do is jump on irc and talk absolute bullshit
33:19 <b1rd> ROFL
33:26 <b1rd> coming from you
37:10 <T-City> Ahhhh
37:13 <T-City> Kelevra
37:15 <T-City> Welcome
37:28 <T-City> The single mother living off the government is judging us
37:31 <T-City> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
38:36 <b1rd> ROFL
38:41 <b1rd> good point
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40:52 <Kelevra> oh I see it's back to you two tugging eachother off
40:55 <Kelevra> interesting.
40:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
41:49 <b1rd> morning Devil45
41:56 <Devil45> theres b1rd
42:01 <b1rd> ayyye
42:02 <Devil45> you behaving b1rd?
42:08 <T-City> LOL Kelevra
42:08 <b1rd> yup :)
42:10 <T-City> moody again?
42:11 <Devil45> :P
42:15 <b1rd> :P
42:20 <T-City> You are not in a position to judge anyone little lady
42:31 <Kelevra> i'm not moody, I just don't get why you pull the single mother living off the government bullshit
42:34 <Devil45> enjoy your weekend b1rd man?
42:35 <Kelevra> get some new material
42:43 <b1rd> yeahh was really good
42:56 <b1rd> how about you Devil45 good w/e?
43:10 <Devil45> i had saturday off but early shift last night
43:13 <T-City> You attacked us Kelevra
43:20 <T-City> Just as you attacked me on Saturday
43:24 <T-City> You always start lol
43:27 <b1rd> ahh yes
43:46 <T-City> Kelevra: attacks then cries victims when she cops it back
43:48 <b1rd> ye i worked all weekend pretty much was a good week
43:57 <b1rd> probably rest for 5 days now
43:58 <T-City> classic Kelevra
44:11 <Kelevra> I didn't attack either of you but carry on
44:19 <T-City> Sure you did Kelevra
44:43 <T-City> Kelevra really thinks shes above people lol
44:46 <T-City> Very amusing
44:59 <Kelevra> If I were "attacking" or being "abusive" don't you think Sutekh would've banned me?
45:00 <b1rd> probably hungry again soon
45:04 <b1rd> been stuffing myself all morning
45:10 <b1rd> Kelevra, please...
45:19 <b1rd> what seems to be the hassle here?
45:43 <Kelevra> there isn't any hassle here, only you two making stupid ocmments
45:46 <Kelevra> comments*
46:19 * Devil45 simply says "it doesnt matter"
46:40 <b1rd> ^
46:56 <b1rd> us two?
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47:53 <b1rd> hiya Annabelle Chong
48:35 <T-City> LOL
48:37 <T-City> Kelevra
48:39 <Devil45> mmm brass monkey weather here
48:44 <T-City> Once again making a fool of yourself
48:49 <b1rd> bit cold here in tasmania too
49:03 <Devil45> middle of the day in sa and its only 13°
50:58 <b1rd> 7.38 pm here in tasmania
51:39 <Devil45> er
52:07 <b1rd> lol
52:09 <b1rd> joking
52:56 <Annabelle> Lol
53:18 <Devil45> wouldnt surprise me if it were true
54:26 <b1rd> feels like 7.38pm cold as hell here in hobart
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54:59 <b1rd> -65 degrees C
55:42 <Annabelle> Tis cold here too
56:38 <b1rd> probably drive over to singapore tomorrow
56:46 <Annabelle> ....
56:50 <b1rd> lol
57:12 * Devil45 didnt know your van could drive on water b1rd
57:23 <b1rd> yea im being silly
57:23 <Annabelle> I think you enjoy to muck around lol
57:30 <b1rd> yup
57:41 <Annabelle> Screw being serious
57:47 <Annabelle> Haha
57:50 <b1rd> yeh
58:03 <b1rd> fuck that
58:10 <b1rd> oops
58:28 <Devil45> on saturday i joked by saying b1rd is going to cruise the streets looking for women to spend the night in his van. exo was going to ask him
58:40 <b1rd> LOL
58:46 <b1rd> fo real
59:22 <Devil45> but b1rd left early
59:27 <b1rd> hard enough to get a woman back to a unit [even if its tidy or if you have drugs they like]
59:31 <b1rd> nevermind a van lol
59:35 <b1rd> but yeah
59:43 <b1rd> ill play on it next time exo is online
59:49 <Devil45> his tradie van
00:10 <b1rd> yeh
00:29 <b1rd> good for another few million km's
01:01 * Devil45 imagines a youtube video of b1rd in his van evading police
01:16 <b1rd> she goes ok for a van
01:19 <b1rd> lol..
01:39 <b1rd> its only supposed to do 170km hour but i get closer to 190 flat out
01:44 * Devil45 been watching cop chases
01:52 <b1rd> lol
02:00 <Devil45> mostly SUVs though
02:15 <Annabelle> I want a hummer
02:20 * b1rd shoulda bought an ammarok
02:27 <b1rd> huge v6 diesel
02:32 <b1rd> or a hummer theyd be good
02:39 <Annabelle> I love them
02:48 <b1rd> yeh
02:59 <b1rd> tough as
03:32 <Devil45> beats the traditional rav4 toureg or mercedes
03:39 <Annabelle> Black or purple one for me
04:06 <b1rd> would be a good city car the hummer yep
04:14 <Devil45> cant see b1rd driving a toureg - thats a vw - but a hummer maybe.
04:15 <Annabelle> I feel like I’m seeing Audi’s everywhere
04:33 <b1rd> yep
04:42 <b1rd> y
05:03 <b1rd> audis make some nice cars
05:07 <b1rd> audi*
05:16 <Annabelle> Feels like they’re super common now
05:22 <Annabelle> Maybe they always were and I didn’t notice
05:23 <b1rd> probably
05:30 <b1rd> well we dont make cars here anymore
05:33 <Annabelle> They do make some nice cars
05:36 <b1rd> can be
05:40 <Annabelle> I know it’s sad
05:57 <Annabelle> I have a European car
06:01 <b1rd> something been drawn to your attention you will see it more
06:08 <Annabelle> I agree
06:16 <b1rd> european or american cars are good
06:32 <Annabelle> Yeah just super expensive when shit goes wrong
06:39 <b1rd> depends
06:43 <Devil45> depends on the make
06:47 <Devil45> and how old it is
06:50 <Annabelle> Peugeot
06:52 <b1rd> depends on the 'mechanic'
07:08 <b1rd> frog car yea
07:09 <Devil45> if his name is luigi you know you wont have a reliable vehicle
07:14 <Annabelle> Lol
07:16 <b1rd> yeh
07:24 <b1rd> probably break more than he fixes lol
07:24 <Devil45> unless you own an enzo
07:41 <Devil45> but owning a ferrari enzo is not cheap
07:44 <b1rd> spanish?
07:48 <Devil45> italian
07:51 <b1rd> oh
07:55 <b1rd> same thing i guess
08:00 <Devil45> ferrari is italian
08:06 <b1rd> both dark haired catholic countries
08:09 <b1rd> eat tomatoes
08:11 <Annabelle> Lol
08:17 <Annabelle> 😂😂😂😂
08:46 <Devil45> lamborghini- the murcielago series are decent.
08:46 <b1rd> did you know
09:03 <b1rd> a blue whale can make a fart big enough to fit a horse in it.
09:14 <b1rd> ?
09:26 * Devil45 thinks b1rd has been reading joke webpages again
09:38 <b1rd> yeh
09:54 <b1rd> its factually accurate too
10:02 <Annabelle> Yuck haha
10:13 <Devil45> not as yuck as trumps real pic
10:17 * b1rd wants to be a blue whale
10:22 <Annabelle> That’s very true
10:27 <b1rd> lol what does he look like
10:31 <Devil45> as mentioned the other night i feel sorry for the emu
10:36 <b1rd> i bet you he leaked a fake pic
10:43 <Annabelle> Hahahaha everyone does
11:09 <T-City> That pic isnt trump lol
11:15 <b1rd> my pics all real
11:20 <T-City> Randall Gardenia isnt his name either lol
11:32 <b1rd> well well well, you are a genius T-City
11:42 <T-City> LOOLLLL
11:44 <b1rd> imagine that, coward trump not posting legit deetz
11:46 <Devil45> hes not a real president
11:51 <b1rd> ROFL
11:52 <T-City> No these guys just want to believe it
11:59 <T-City> Devil45: we know
12:03 * b1rd knows who trump is 
12:04 <Devil45> actually i saw it and wondered if the emu was legit
12:21 <Annabelle> I think it is him
12:26 <T-City> lol
12:27 <Devil45> i think the emu looks like him
12:29 <T-City> it isnt him trust me
12:31 <Annabelle> And I think he Denys it co he’s embarrassed
12:32 <b1rd> in actual fact he's a very tall obese half moari who drives dump trucks for a living.
12:45 <T-City> he doesnt really deny it at all
12:47 <b1rd> i think male, but this hasn't been confirmed
12:57 <Annabelle> Are you both mates
13:00 <Devil45> we could speculate on that for years
13:09 <T-City> His name is Brett
13:10 <b1rd> ive spent some time with the big man
13:19 <T-City> and he's maori like b1rd suggests
13:21 <b1rd> apparently yeh
13:23 <T-City> hes not a fat red head lol
13:30 <b1rd> ye
13:38 <b1rd> and he eats alot of KFC
13:44 <Devil45> so does pong
13:51 <b1rd> yep
13:57 <Devil45> but pong is 'different'
14:01 <b1rd> LOL
14:12 <Devil45> theres a bunch of fake pics of him going around
14:41 <Annabelle> I don’t even know why people do that
14:59 <b1rd> coz hes scared of his real deetz being posted
15:04 <b1rd> so he posts fake shit to confuse people
15:08 <Devil45> the fake pics are so people can troll others with them
15:21 <Devil45> and to hide their true id
15:26 <b1rd> he genuinely fears being doxxed
15:27 <b1rd> yeh
15:29 <Annabelle> No I don’t mean that
15:42 <Annabelle> I mean why do people have to try and flood people’s pics
15:52 <Devil45> because they have nothing better to do
15:58 <Annabelle> I honestly don’t understand it
16:01 <Annabelle> Yeh it’s sad
16:11 * Devil45 doesnt do the fake pic deal. no point
16:48 <b1rd> indeed
16:55 <Annabelle> True
16:56 <b1rd> i only upload genuine dik piks
17:07 <Annabelle> Haha
17:15 <T-City> LOOOLLL
17:21 <b1rd> what..
17:23 <Devil45> and you got trolled for it too b1rd
17:31 <b1rd> dunno y
17:38 <b1rd> its not an under sized dick
17:38 <Devil45> not by me but you did cop it
17:49 <b1rd> i think hellfury secretly enjoyed it
17:58 <b1rd> yeah true and r ightly so
18:05 <b1rd> deserved it
19:02 <b1rd> damn todays goin quick id better cook some more food
19:07 <Annabelle> Thinking of napping
19:14 <b1rd> great idea
19:18 <Annabelle> What I gonna cook
19:24 <b1rd> im cookin eggs
19:29 <Annabelle> Yum
19:31 <b1rd> probably a small 24 egg omelette
19:39 <b1rd> yup
19:42 <Devil45> b1rds and eggs go together
19:43 <Annabelle> Just a small one
19:47 <Annabelle> HahHa
19:49 <b1rd> yea
19:59 <b1rd> ok back in a bit
20:55 <Annabelle> Bye 👋
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55:59 <b1rd> yum that was a nice third lunch
56:09 Quit: DeaD||aNGeL ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
56:34 <b1rd> probably gonna go do a 2nd shit
56:45 <Devil45> thats more info than we needed
56:57 <b1rd> lol oops
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11:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvv energizer KangaPoint grinder HellFury
12:04 <HellFury> ta
12:14 <Exo> let the bodies hit the floorrr
12:17 <Exo> good arvo :-)
12:27 <Devil45> youre early exo skeleton
13:48 <Exo> indeed devil
13:52 <Devil45> b1rd will eat anything
13:53 <Exo> early bird gets da irc chicks
14:06 <Devil45> he went around town the other night in his van
15:09 <b1rd> true Devil45
15:15 <b1rd> indeed
15:34 <b1rd> yeah had the doof doof on seat back hat on backwards
15:46 <Exo> was tisk the piss riding shotgun?
16:02 <b1rd> tisk is too paranoid to leave his unit
16:14 <b1rd> but one can try coerce him out with drugs or cash
17:23 <Exo> looool
17:27 <Exo> how about with women?
17:58 <b1rd> i guess he's so shrivelled up from drugs he doesn't even think about women or sex any more
18:50 <b1rd> fuck need some suppository laxatives
19:04 <b1rd> haven't got any tho
20:29 <b1rd> fucking aye, last time looked at clock time was half one
20:40 <b1rd> goin quick
20:54 <Exo> time can get away from you pretty fast
21:03 <b1rd> yup
21:42 <b1rd> probably gonna stick some vaseline on me finder shove it up me bum then try do a shit
21:50 <b1rd> then after that wash hands pretty well and prepare dinner
22:02 <Devil45> geez b1rd
22:10 <b1rd> yeah i been eating too much
22:16 <Devil45> youre getting as bad as pong
22:16 <b1rd> now hard to come out
22:18 <Devil45> with bum talk
22:20 <b1rd> lol
22:25 <b1rd> sorry Devil45
22:35 <Devil45> he rubs off on ya
22:43 <Devil45> which is a bad thing
22:47 <b1rd> yeh he does
22:49 <b1rd> yep
22:53 <Devil45> you might catch something nasty
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23:23 <Devil45> im the one who called him a coprophiliac
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26:00 <b1rd> probably a safe bet that one, Devil45
26:05 <b1rd> yep
27:03 <Devil45> always use protection when out looking for women
27:23 <b1rd> yeah a big hat so they can't see you
27:36 <Devil45> sombrero
27:40 <b1rd> yup
27:48 <Devil45> and a fake moustache
28:02 <b1rd> indeed
28:19 <b1rd> and always move fast
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31:38 <Student> Greetings
34:29 <b1rd> hi
34:49 <Student> ummm.
35:25 <b1rd> what
35:54 <Student> free like a bird.
37:17 <b1rd> sure am
37:24 <b1rd> yup
37:43 <Student> if you want to gain any thing, you need to follow the rules and regulations.
39:31 <b1rd> perhaps true in a communist dictatorship
39:48 <b1rd> ive tried that approach in australia, doesn't go down too well at all.
39:55 <Student> it is true in any type of governence and government.
40:06 <b1rd> it is more true in your country than it is here
40:12 <b1rd> much more so
40:18 <Student> well you are no where with your approach or not?
40:33 <b1rd> i don't like asians
40:46 <Student> that is your issue.
40:51 <Student> one of many.
40:53 <b1rd> our cultures are incompatible
41:02 <Student> yes that could be true.
41:11 <b1rd> we have nothing further to discuss in my opinion
41:21 <Student> discipline is compatible with any culture.
41:25 <b1rd> see you on the frontline
41:44 <Student> !!1!!1!11!!!!!
41:57 <b1rd> hysteria will get you no-where
42:35 <Student> you are learing your lessons very well.
42:56 <b1rd> we have nothing further to discuss
43:09 <Student> all right.
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26:11 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/drink/boost-launches-new-vegemite-smoothie/news-story/bf338635ef3c7354fb2e9b07d2609429
27:20 <KangaPoint> what year was the highest vegemite consumption per capita?
28:17 <Exo> 1993
28:27 <KangaPoint> where u get that info?
28:48 <Exo> educated guess
33:47 <KangaPoint> Already the country’s residents consume 22 million jars a year, even as many acknowledge it can be an acquired taste; the actor Hugh Jackman, an Australian, once compared it to something scraped off the floor of a gas station.
34:04 <KangaPoint> well according to vegemite website theyre still expanding
35:24 Quit: KangaPoint ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
43:56 <o_> spreading over the floors of more gas stations
47:13 <lampy> idiot
55:18 <b1rd> lol @ Skirmish
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03:43 <Skirmish> Buy a sauna and live forever people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWKBsh7YTXQ
03:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Sauna Use May Boost Longevity (Apr 28, 2015) Length: 8:36 - Category: Science & Technology - 146,166 views - 2,152 likes (98.6%), 31 dislikes (1.4%)
06:15 <b1rd> rofl
06:36 <b1rd> fat people like Skirmish with back pain from being fat often think spas are a solution to all their problems
06:52 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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07:23 <b1rd> sauna spa won't help you Skirmish, shed about 200 kilo instead mate.
07:26 <Skirmish> Nobody is talking about a spa.
07:38 <Skirmish> Get educated son.
08:19 <Devil45> i could be wrong but isnt a sauna separate from a spa in most cases?
08:31 <Kezzie> yes
08:42 <Devil45> since a spa usually has water and a sauna is a hot room.
08:46 <Devil45> with steam
08:48 <Skirmish> Andrew is very poor and has limited education.
08:52 <Kezzie> we have a spa in our swimming pool
08:53 <b1rd> rofl at "get educated"
09:05 <b1rd> finish your sentences old man Skirmish
09:13 <Skirmish> Andrew has been on dsp since he was 14.
09:19 <Devil45> ?
09:22 <b1rd> the autism is high in here today
09:25 * b1rd looks at Skirmish 
09:45 * Kezzie watches
10:02 * b1rd watches Skirmish begin 'stimming'
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10:35 <zaim> my hobbies include long walks on the beach, and being chokes as im about to climax
10:35 <Kezzie> hi zaim
10:38 <zaim> seeking similar
10:48 <zaim> hiii Kezzie
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11:00 <Kezzie> hi ^pHANTOM^
11:05 <b1rd> rofl
11:06 <^pHANTOM^> hi Kelevra
11:11 <^pHANTOM^> er Kezzie
11:15 <Devil45> Skirmish wasnt talking about himself - he simply put a link about how a sauna *might* help in general for a longer healthier life
11:16 <Kezzie> lol
11:20 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:44 <Devil45> but b1rd shot him down
11:50 <b1rd> well yes if you are a big fatty like Skirmish
11:52 <Kezzie> ^pHANTOM^ dont ya love the tab key lol
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep
12:01 <^pHANTOM^> lol
12:01 <b1rd> it may indeed help him sweat out a few grams of fat
12:26 <Kezzie> i didnt know Skirmish needed to lose weight ?
12:35 <Devil45> he doesnt . b1rd is being funny.
12:36 <Kezzie> i need to put it on
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12:53 <Kezzie> behave b1rd
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13:13 <Skirmish> https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b13bc0dffbdab49d917c6b73a299b18/tenor.gif?itemid=5432260 Time for werk.
13:18 <Kezzie> wb HellFury
14:09 <Kelevra> [16:19] <^pHANTOM^> hi Kelevra
14:09 <Kelevra> [16:19] <^pHANTOM^> er Kezzie
14:11 <Kelevra> :O
14:14 <HellFury> ta keznitz
14:19 <Kelevra> you could've just typed AND
14:21 <Kelevra> =(
14:31 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:35 <^pHANTOM^> sorry mel
14:48 <^pHANTOM^> i tab failed.
14:48 <b1rd> hiya HellFury
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15:01 * HellFury RUNS toward CharlieSheen, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on CharlieSheen, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
15:08 <b1rd> we'll miss you skirmish!
15:08 <Kelevra> Well HELLO Geoffy
15:14 <b1rd> (like a hole in the head)
15:17 <^pHANTOM^> hello mel :)
15:21 <Kelevra> hows you?
15:37 <^pHANTOM^> im good, and yourself?
15:55 <Kelevra> I'm alright
16:13 <Kelevra> it's dark and cold here just like your heart.. jks :P
16:16 <Kelevra> whats new?
16:20 <^pHANTOM^> lol
16:22 <vinny> hahahahahaha
16:24 <vinny> Kelevra!!!!
16:30 <vinny> Welcome
16:35 <^pHANTOM^> my heart is dark and cold?
16:40 <^pHANTOM^> thats new to me.
16:41 <vinny> CharlieShit
16:43 <Kelevra> where am I being welcomed from?
16:46 <Kelevra> I was joking
16:56 <^pHANTOM^> lol i know you are ;)
16:59 <Kelevra> you're one of the kindest males i've ever known
17:11 <^pHANTOM^> thank you:)
17:18 <Kelevra> who else would drive me home after vomiting so horribly over a bar with no complaints
17:19 <vinny> .seen annabelle
17:21 <Kelevra> =D
17:21 <StupidOP> Annabelle ([email protected]) was last seen quitting IRC, 2hrs 45mins 14secs ago.
17:26 <vinny> LOL
17:36 <^pHANTOM^> lol
17:36 <vinny> Annabelle = CharlieSheen
17:47 <^pHANTOM^> :)
17:55 <Kelevra> brb have to check the kids aren't on the roof
17:56 <lx>  k Kelevra...
18:03 <vinny> Speak up CharlieSheen
18:04 <^pHANTOM^> lol ok
18:09 <vinny> You have been exposed agains on
18:35 <Kelevra> nah seriously they need shock collars or some shit
18:56 <^pHANTOM^> running a muck?
19:11 <Kelevra> yeah they just get bored with this cold weather
19:33 <Kelevra> next place I get I'm going for another open plan
19:44 <Kelevra> easier to spot them that way
19:50 <^pHANTOM^> true that
20:54 <Devil45> kids will be kids
21:07 <Kelevra> yeah but mine have absolutely no fear
21:10 <Kelevra> it's exhausting
21:21 <Kelevra> their only fear is not tasting chocolate ever again
21:39 <Devil45> thats not fear
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21:50 <Devil45> thats karma if they do something wrong
21:56 <Kelevra> my daughter shakes and cries when I tell her she can't have chocolate
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22:28 <Devil45> kids love chocolate
22:30 * Kezzie is cooking a bacon egg mushroom pie a big one
22:41 <Devil45> which eventually leads to dentist visits
22:42 <Kelevra> I think my eldest is going through a growth spurt or something atm, she wakes up during the night saying her knees hurt
22:52 <Kelevra> and she's crying when she comes into my room
22:59 <Kezzie> awwwwwwww4
23:00 <Kelevra> I dunno what her deal is
23:01 <Devil45> wow
23:13 <Devil45> she must be doing something to make her knees hurt
23:23 <Kelevra> nah I can't hear anything
23:28 <Kelevra> and it's @ random times
23:44 <Kelevra> maybe it's the cold and she's got bad circulation or something
23:51 <Devil45> possible
25:15 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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25:56 <Kelevra> I dunno she was like that 2 weeks ago
26:05 <Kelevra> but for the life of me i can't remember what I did
26:12 <Kelevra> oh I put deep heat on it
26:20 <Kelevra> maybe i'll do that tonight
26:33 <Kezzie> yep
27:07 <Devil45> deep heat works a treat on aches and pains - even knees
27:14 <Kelevra> it must be the cold, hopefully it's not bad joints
27:19 <Devil45> but it burns like a bitch if you use too much at once
27:39 <Kelevra> yeah I only use abit on her cause she's only a little tacker, she's 4
27:46 <Devil45> i did that once - made the pain worse
28:02 <Kelevra> oh really?
28:05 <Kelevra> good to know
28:15 <Devil45> i was half asleep when i used it
28:42 <Devil45> but it was on me so yea. karam
28:43 <Kelevra> I use toger blam on her cuts so she's pretty good with my dr skills
28:45 <Devil45> karma*
28:47 <Kelevra> tiger*
29:02 <Devil45> ah yes tiger balm is also good under a nose for allergies im told
29:16 <Devil45> wipe a little on the top lip before bedtime. breathe easier
29:24 <Kelevra> I saw this piece of paper @ the kinder with a chart about another child
29:40 <Kelevra> and it had a picture of a body and there was an X in pen on the childs head
29:51 <Kelevra> is that cause the kid hurt themselves?
29:56 <Kelevra> why do they do that?
30:11 <Kelevra> or did the parent hurt the child and that's why they noted it down?
30:19 <Devil45> no idea
30:24 <Kelevra> the kids parent looks really fucked up
30:38 <Kelevra> her mum can't keep still and jitters
30:43 <Kelevra> but it's 100% drugs
30:48 <Kezzie> did the child fall at day care ?
31:12 <Kelevra> I don't know, i just saw the paper on the table and was having a snoop lol
31:40 <Kelevra> maybe the child fell and they were noting it down incase the kid had a seizure or something @ home
31:52 <Kelevra> shit jules might know
32:01 <Kelevra> I'll ask her later
32:29 <Kezzie> asking jules now
33:02 <Kelevra> cool
33:06 <Kelevra> it did get me curious
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33:21 <Kezzie> (JULES) Maybe it might indicate that an accident happened there
33:34 <Kelevra> ahh yeah that makes sense
33:45 <Kezzie> there ya go Kelevra i put jules on to answer
34:04 <Kelevra> I'd hate to work with kids, only for the fact I have two young ones
34:14 <Kelevra> one of the ladies @ kinder also works with the elderly
34:20 <Kelevra> I was stunned
34:38 <Kezzie> i used to work in childcare and to me looks like the child got hit by another child or they fell and hurt there head
35:23 <Kelevra> yeah kids are rough nuts
35:33 <Kelevra> b1rd would be fucked if he worked in a kinder
35:48 <Kezzie> i loved working in childcare did 20 years as a family day care mum than 2 years in a childcare centre but had to give it up when i got so sick
35:54 <Kelevra> all day kids would own him lol
36:06 <Kezzie> lol
36:13 <Kelevra> Kezzie yeah that'd be shit having to give up what you like doing
36:27 <Kezzie> very strick rules in childcare we had to follow
36:45 <Kelevra> oh you hear some horror stories about some places down here
37:04 <Kelevra> but yeah ultimately they get shut down or the person is fired if they mistreat a child
37:12 <Kezzie> we couldnt sing baa baa back sheep had to be baa baa rainbow sheep or baa baa blue sheep
37:14 <Devil45> [16:14] <Kelevra> b1rd would be fucked if he worked in a kinder - he would
37:25 <Kelevra> he so would lol
37:30 <Devil45> especially if one of the other workers is asian
37:38 <Kelevra> oh wtf Kezzie that's crazy
37:43 <Devil45> he doesnt like asians or kids.
37:54 <Kelevra> yeah I don't like how he uses the g word
38:06 <Devil45> i told him off for that
38:19 <Kelevra> it's offensive but I think he aims for that reaction cause he's a pathetic ginger
38:22 <Devil45> ive also told him not to refer to aborigines via the B term
38:24 <Kezzie> the 4 year olds in childcare are the worst they used to say miss kerrie get fucked after they said that 3 times they went to see the boss
38:30 <Kelevra> he has the personality of a grape
38:35 <HellFury> lol
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39:12 <Kelevra> Kezzie omg I find it histerical when kids swear but yeah if they swore 2 me I'd be like "GET IN THE CORNER"
39:16 <Devil45> kids say the darndest things
39:17 <Kelevra> big mum pants on
39:50 <Devil45> when i was a kid i told my old man to go fuck himself - instead of getting in trouble he asked me how he should go about doing that
39:51 <Kezzie> Kelevra we got told due to culture we couldnt sing baa baa black sheep had to call the sheep other colours its so wrong
40:09 <HellFury> baa baa pink lips
40:34 <Kezzie> i got to be really pissed off to say the f word wouldnt ever say the c word i hate it
40:36 <Kelevra> lmao Devil45
40:44 <Kelevra> your dad seems like a confusing man
40:52 <Devil45> seemed
40:54 <Kelevra> Kezzie that's so weird
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41:05 <Kelevra> oh sorry, didn't realise he's passed on
41:10 <Devil45> im glad he did
41:11 <Kelevra> my regards and condolences
41:17 <Devil45> he was a woman beater
41:20 <Kelevra> ahh
41:23 <Kelevra> sucks
41:25 <Devil45> and a drunk
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41:29 <Devil45> and a heavy smoker
41:49 <Kelevra> I wonder what my kids will say about me when I'm gone
41:52 <Kezzie> gee nathanprett uses a lot of nicks lol
41:56 <Devil45> theyll miss you
42:01 <Devil45> ;/
42:04 <Kelevra> "she didn't give us enough chocolate, she was such a fkn bitch"
42:06 <Kelevra> LOL
42:11 <Devil45> because a daughters best role model is her mother
42:27 <Kelevra> yeah my kids are my bestfriends, there's not a day I don't hear that
42:36 <Kezzie> my funerla all done songs picked colours picked and purple orchids on my coffin
42:48 <Kelevra> even when I don't want to be their bestfriend it's a tackling hug and "mum you're my bestfriend"
43:13 <Kezzie> just need to add photos to use drive but jules says her mother isnt dying yet
43:14 <Kelevra> my mum had purple orchids in her coffin, yellow and red roses on her coffin
43:31 <Kelevra> her songs all glitched and I bet it's cause my brother chose them all
43:32 <Devil45> my mother taught me many things
43:36 <Kelevra> and they all SUCKED
43:39 <Kezzie> hubby grows orchids we got over 3,000 Kelevra
43:48 <Kelevra> aww that's so cool
44:10 <Devil45> she taught me something trump will never learn
44:12 <Kelevra> omg Kezzie you know how I bought those flowers after mothers day in the pots?
44:19 <Kezzie> yes
44:46 <Kelevra> the white rose started to bud and then it opened and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 million tiny spides came out of it so i pruned the fucking budding flower right off it
44:50 <Kelevra> how evil can something be
44:55 <Kezzie> i will post some orchids photos on fb later Kelevra
45:05 <Kelevra> I totally hate spiders and bugs in general
45:12 <Kelevra> that'd be cool i love orchids
45:26 <Kezzie> ouch re spiders
45:32 * Devil45 sends the spiders to b1rd
45:43 <Devil45> he can deep fry and sell them
45:44 <Kelevra> I had a light purple and white orchid plant but they're so tempremental down here with our weather
47:26 <Kezzie> Kelevra photos of some of hubbys orchids on my fb page now
49:25 <Kelevra> talk about a green thumb
49:33 <Kelevra> winner
50:11 <Kelevra> do you guys put them in comps?
50:16 <Kezzie> hubby can get plants to grow i tried mine die lol
50:24 <Kelevra> I didn't know they had comps until I saw one @ grafton
51:36 <Kezzie> yes hubby has ribbins for first 2nd 3rd ect plus we have 4 busses lots of cars come to our house every few months last time we make over a thousand dollers selling some
51:54 <Kelevra> wow that's pretty cool
52:30 <lampy> Kezzie where in grafton was that?
52:34 <Kezzie> ppl que in pool area and down the street to get in hubbys gets jules to get the money he pays her
52:44 <Kelevra> lampy the grafton shopping centre
52:45 <Kelevra> haha
52:58 <Kezzie> i no where near grafton
53:05 <Kelevra> he meant to tab my nick
53:10 <lampy> Kelevra that was the jacaranda festival at grafton
53:13 <lampy> you dumb
53:37 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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00:42 <Kelevra> lampy are you dumb?
01:59 <Kelevra> it's a floral festival..
02:08 <T-City> Kelevra about to fire up again
02:12 * T-City gets the popcorn
02:24 * Kezzie  angel hug  ^Å^^Å^^Å^{{{* Kelevra *}}} ^Å^^Å^^Å^
02:42 <Kelevra> and they do have a comp where people put in their flowers to be judged..
02:46 <Kelevra> herp de derp
03:00 * Kelevra smacks T-City's popcorn into his face and walks off
03:44 * T-City throws popcorn at Kelevra 
04:02 <T-City> Give us a show Kelevra, it's what you are here for... Our amusement
04:46 <Kezzie> yes they do Kelevra hubby in 2 orchid clubs now he went to cardwell few weeks ago for the day on the bus and 3 weeks ago he went to bowen poor jules had to take her hubby to where they orchid ppl meet at 4.30am bus went at 5am
04:50 <Kelevra> you may be here for a show but i'm not here to provide your entertainment and if you find me entertaining I feel sorry for your poor pathetic existance
05:11 <Kelevra> oh wow Kezzie, that's crazy early
05:11 * T-City cheers and claps
05:13 <T-City> There she is
05:17 <T-City> Theres our Kelevra
05:19 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOL
06:03 <Kelevra> okay this is where you think you're funny and cool and I just walk away to make my children dinner :)
06:06 <Kezzie> jules was not inpress with the 4.30am start to drop her father off i still cant drive my car not well enought Kelevra
06:34 <Kezzie> than jules had to pick her father up at 8pm lol
06:55 <Kelevra> wow that's dedication lol
07:05 <Kelevra> good daughter right there :D
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07:15 <T-City> LOL 4:30
07:26 <Kezzie> friends we sell a orchid around $15 ppl we dont know pay $50
07:52 <Kezzie> hubby once sold a orchid for $100
08:02 <Kelevra> wow that's some good $
08:08 <Kezzie> yep
08:54 <Kezzie> the orchids go all around our 9 meter pool with spa and down the back and accross back fence
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14:37 <Kelevra> that sounds like heaven
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35:42 <lampy> anyone seen Kelevra?
38:12 <Kezzie> she was here b4
39:13 * Kezzie wanders off to watch TV in bed and rest bbl
39:55 * lampy kisses Kezzie
40:14 <Kezzie> yuck
41:01 <Kezzie> u always kiss ppl u dont know or r u using another nick
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41:29 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
44:45 <lampy> just being welcoming
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46:15 Nick: PacketPasta is now known as b1rd
47:20 <lampy> b1rd lives off packet pasta
47:23 <Kezzie> wb b1rd
47:33 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Where's Lumweah?
47:52 <b1rd> ty
47:59 <Kezzie> i just off to watch tv ub bed and rest b1rd
48:09 <Kezzie> ub.tv
48:13 <b1rd> rack off cs retard
48:18 <b1rd> oh nice
48:24 <b1rd> ok night kezzie
48:34 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Did she find a real man? Hence the hostility?
48:43 <Kezzie> might be back later
48:43 <grinder> Night kez
48:47 <grinder> Ok
49:27 <b1rd> cs is an abo
49:33 <grinder> Rof..
49:38 <grinder> Define real.
49:38 <b1rd> lol
49:53 <grinder> Certainly not u CharlieSheen
50:01 <b1rd> rofl owned
50:56 <Kelevra> yeah just like on the daily b1rd
51:01 <Kelevra> pathetic little sparrow
51:19 <b1rd> roffl
51:35 <Kelevra> more parasites then a garbage bin in china town
51:40 <lampy> i agree
51:43 <lampy> dirty the lot of them
51:53 <b1rd> lampy is a loser
52:06 <lampy> you had sex with lumeah
52:14 <Kelevra> owned^
53:05 <b1rd> you are a virgin
53:08 <b1rd> owned
54:08 <grinder> Lampy.... More like limpy
54:16 <b1rd> rofl
54:19 <b1rd> owned
54:43 <b1rd> kelevra cant even find a root on pension day
54:47 <grinder> Couldn't get it up if u tried retard..
54:52 <b1rd> yep
54:55 <Kelevra> grinder isn't that like tinder but just for sex? you're here.. online so that's self ownage within it's self is it not..
54:58 <Kelevra> IDIOTS.
55:00 <grinder> Let alone be good
55:10 <Kelevra> I'm not on the pension you van troll.
55:24 <b1rd> kelevra cant get a root lol
55:26 <CharlieSheen> Grindr is the gay sex website
55:29 <b1rd> yea u r
55:33 <grinder> Yeah u get povo new start
55:39 <b1rd> single mum pensh
55:43 <b1rd> yea
55:47 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Where's Lumeah?
55:49 <Kelevra> lol
55:49 <b1rd> owned lol
55:54 <Kelevra> shows how much you know..
56:07 <Kelevra> b1rd you brag everyday about being on the dole
56:09 <b1rd> not a clue in the world buddy
56:10 <Kelevra> scumming it
56:19 <grinder> Wouldn't wanna your business
56:24 <Kelevra> you had to use your dsp to fuck the bottom of the barrel
56:33 <CharlieSheen> ^^ fact
56:43 <b1rd> ive been on dsp from the very day i was old enough to qualify for it.
56:58 <Kelevra> once again, you owned yourself.
57:06 <b1rd> kelevra no means no
57:07 <Kelevra> carry on, changing nothing.
57:15 <b1rd> find a dick elsewhere
57:21 <Kelevra> I don't want you.
57:24 <grinder> Jump in a lava flow u scrag
57:26 <Kelevra> never have never will
57:30 <b1rd> u couldnt pay me enough
57:34 * b1rd spews
57:37 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: You can't even crack a fat, Lumies confirmed it.
57:42 <Kelevra> I wouldn't pay you to fuck off let alone to fuck me.
57:43 <CharlieSheen> Nobody would go to you for a root
57:47 <Kelevra> moneym oney money
57:54 <b1rd> shes despo as
58:00 <grinder> Irc babies
58:04 <Kelevra> no I'm actually not, i have standards
58:07 <b1rd> shes got hundreds of irc babies
58:11 <grinder> Lie
58:12 <Kelevra> yeah..
58:16 <grinder> Huh
58:31 <Kelevra> I reuse old condoms that's how I get pregnant cause i'm so poor
58:33 <b1rd> yer... standards. if uses irc has penis shell fuk it
58:34 <Kelevra> living off the gov
58:38 <Kelevra> werd.
58:48 <b1rd> true ^
59:21 <grinder> U are
59:26 <Kelevra> a public toilet is more clean then b1rd will ever be..
59:37 <Kelevra> poor junky.
59:37 <grinder> Ohh sorry couldn't pull out
59:40 <b1rd> kelevra is a single mum
59:49 <grinder> Sucked in
59:50 <Kelevra> yeah I am
59:51 <Kelevra> =)
59:58 <Kelevra> I get all the benefits also
59:59 <b1rd> with irc babies who wouldnt be bitter in her situation
00:08 <Kelevra> exactly
00:12 <Kelevra> they're not bitter
00:13 <grinder> Exactly
00:16 <Kelevra> they're children
00:23 <b1rd> payday today was it kel?
00:32 <grinder> Give it a few years
00:39 <grinder> They'll find out
00:49 <b1rd> u pissed yet mel?
01:23 <b1rd> ppl will ask her kids where there dads r
01:27 <Kelevra> today isn't my payday
01:36 <b1rd> so theyll point to the computer
01:41 <b1rd> ROFL
01:57 <Kelevra> my kids don't wonder where their fathers are
01:59 <b1rd> so it was today
02:00 <grinder> "i was born from irc"
02:01 <Kelevra> unlike you..
02:12 <Kelevra> grinder are you foreign?
02:13 <b1rd> OLOLOLOL
02:24 <Kelevra> "i was born from irc"
02:30 <b1rd> best laugh
02:39 <CharlieSheen> The b1rd seems touchy about Lumeah
02:42 <Kelevra> they're not a command on irc?
02:44 <grinder> Ohhh flowing trends huh
02:54 <b1rd> lololol
02:56 <grinder> Fuck buddies are
02:58 <Kelevra> CharlieSheen everyone would be I'd think
03:07 <b1rd> ./wheremydaddy
03:10 <grinder> They just wouldn't couldn't pull out
03:18 <grinder> Left u preggy
03:22 <grinder> Irc babby
03:26 <Kelevra> oh okay
03:28 <b1rd> lol
03:50 <b1rd> youd think youd learn after one?
03:51 <Kelevra> I guess you'd both know about that
03:56 <b1rd> am i right?
04:22 <Kelevra> wouldn't and couldn't pull out of eachother and so you're leaning over with a laptop over ones back whilst the other is on the pc
04:24 <b1rd> how many irc babies has she had three?
04:25 <Kelevra> homos.
04:29 <Kelevra> pro homo ircians.
04:34 <Kelevra> hatin on women.
04:52 <b1rd> lol
06:38 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is only ever lippy when he has backup
06:46 <CharlieSheen> Classic beta behaviour
06:54 <CharlieSheen> No wonder Lumeah dropped him.
07:01 <b1rd> cs is a loser
07:07 <b1rd> despo as usual
07:30 <CharlieSheen> Silence beta.
07:39 <CharlieSheen> Didn't ask for your opinion.
08:04 <b1rd> hes acting out ^
08:14 <b1rd> typical beta attention seeking
09:52 <Kelevra> [18:15] <+CharlieSheen> b1rd is only ever lippy when he has backup
09:55 <Kelevra> I noticed that
10:05 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
10:16 <Kelevra> cause every morning when it's only me Dead angel and HellFury he begs for chatter
10:21 <Kelevra> and is so fkn polite
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10:25 <CharlieSheen> I rest my case.
10:40 <Kelevra> then he wonders why people dislike him
10:48 <Kelevra> it's his fake ways people don't like.
10:53 <Kelevra> we all see it and notice it
10:58 <b1rd> :)
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12:55 <b1rd> cs manipulates girls and takes advantage of their vulnerability
13:16 <CharlieSheen> I do?
13:20 <CharlieSheen> Proof is needed son.
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15:09 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
15:48 <CharlieSheen> Good evening Glenn
15:57 <Glenn> Hey CharlieSheen
17:07 <CharlieSheen> How goes?
18:05 <Glenn> All good. :)
18:23 <CharlieSheen> Schweet
18:53 <Glenn> Your flooder mate hasn't made an appearance yet?
20:58 <CharlieSheen> Not yet
21:02 <CharlieSheen> Night is young though.
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24:41 <b1rd> here she is
24:49 <b1rd> bozo jim
27:06 <lampy> lol bozojim
27:08 <lampy> what a fuck
27:24 <lampy> HellFury is mad
27:54 <b1rd> lol
28:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvvvv ^bozojim ^pHANTOM^ b1rd Glenn Student zaim
28:46 <b1rd> :)
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29:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@209.58.2576C1.*
29:21 Kick: vinny was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
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30:16 <Sutekh> chilly :(
31:03 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
31:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ^bozojim
31:24 <^bozojim> thank you Sutekh
31:27 <^bozojim> good evening
31:35 <Sutekh> :D
31:36 <^bozojim> my modem had a burp
33:39 * CharlieSheen slaps Sutekh around a bit with a large trout
33:44 <Sutekh> ;/
33:54 <CharlieSheen> Sup Sutekh
33:59 <Sutekh> cold shit night here
34:04 <^bozojim> same here
34:12 <^bozojim> we have had a cold day and wet here
34:32 <^bozojim> but I did get my sew slip in teh mail and I love it
42:51 <Exo> looooool @ bozojim
42:52 <Exo> evening gents
43:08 <^bozojim> loool @ Exo
43:23 <^bozojim> so nice you could join us rather early tonight
43:30 <^bozojim> are you on a curfew again>
43:45 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
43:47 <Exo> nope come on early to see you get owned in stats again
43:52 <Exo> always puts a smile on the dial
43:54 <^bozojim> yeah right
43:58 <^bozojim> !ttop10
43:58 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2325) 2. Bass`Babe85(1876) 3. DeaD||aNGeL(817) 4. Devil45(702) 5. Kezzie(607) 6. ^bozojim(486) 7. Exo(273) 8. T-City(265) 9. HellFury(173) 10. Annabelle(156)
44:29 <^bozojim> well well well look at that b1rd has been ranting as usual
44:47 <b1rd> yeah
44:50 * ^bozojim is happy as I am ahead of Exo which is one thing
45:12 * ^bozojim had a good day, I got my sew slip in the mail today it is great and is yseful
45:57 <^bozojim> and I will let Exo work out what a sew slip is
46:37 <^bozojim> that is, if he does not put his single brain cell to work and it does not fill his head with smoke trying to work it out
48:21 * ^bozojim sits in his angels cahir, warming his fists and hitting one into the palm of the otehr to get them all limbered up
48:52 <^bozojim> it is ok Exo I am not going to do anything major to you tonight, just maybe give you a little bit of a softenign up
50:39 <b1rd> and it starts
50:57 <b1rd> lol
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54:57 <^bozojim> aww look at that, Exo has run away from me again
55:15 * ^bozojim thinks Exo is scared of getting a good old fashioned softening up
59:25 Quit: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) Quit:
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06:35 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:48 * ^bozojim thinks Exo is away just watching to see how badly I lose tonights stats race which is ok as if b1rd wants to ramble he can
07:52 <^bozojim> !ttop10
07:52 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2330) 2. Bass`Babe85(1876) 3. DeaD||aNGeL(817) 4. Devil45(702) 5. ^bozojim(672) 6. Kezzie(607) 7. Exo(273) 8. T-City(265) 9. HellFury(173) 10. Annabelle(156)
08:19 <^bozojim> and there is no way I can get top spot tonight
08:38 * ^bozojim Exo i plead as I have not been on long enough today I am unable to get to the top spot
08:48 <Kezzie> hugs jim
08:54 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
09:01 <Kezzie> u jumped me jim lol
09:05 <^bozojim> oh no I jumped you
09:13 * ^bozojim sorry Kezzie I do not what came over me
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09:28 <Kezzie> rofl
09:34 <^bozojim> good morning Sunbeam hugsss
09:34 <Sunbeam> mornin' folks :)
09:36 <Kezzie> hii Sunbeam hugd
09:46 <Sunbeam> hi there ^bozojim huggggggggggs :)
09:54 <Sunbeam> hiya Kezzie hugggggggs :)
10:06 <Sunbeam> thought i'd pop down under an say hi
10:12 * ^bozojim takes Kezzie by the hand and we go to our angels corner
10:16 <^bozojim> good morning
10:33 <Sunbeam> good evening :)
10:44 <^bozojim> evenign yes, good I am not so sure
10:50 <^bozojim> we have a cold wet night here
11:00 <Sunbeam> overcast here but very muggy
11:34 <^bozojim> ok
12:02 <Kezzie> bbl
12:03 <lx>  No probs Kezzie...
12:11 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
15:49 * lampy hugs Kezzie
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26:52 <lampy> charlie sheen will be on soon guys
29:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@209.58.2576C1.*
29:41 <^bozojim> good evening DeaD||aNGeL
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50:13 <^bozojim> hello bubblegum
50:59 <bubblegum> hi jim
51:07 <^bozojim> !ttop10
51:10 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2330) 2. Bass`Babe85(1876) 3. DeaD||aNGeL(817) 4. ^bozojim(765) 5. Devil45(702) 6. Kezzie(619) 7. Exo(273) 8. T-City(265) 9. HellFury(173) 10. Annabelle(156)
57:43 <Sutekh> Thanks Jim
31:52 Quit: Student ([email protected]) Connection closed
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34:17 Nick: Student is now known as Student1
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53:00 * Kezzie yawns and goes back to her warm bed i beought a electric blanket today OMD does it help re the pain i live with night everyone
53:16 <Kezzie> !ttop10
53:16 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie good night
53:18 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(28) 2. Sutekh(2)
53:29 <Kezzie> nite jim hugssss
53:43 <Kezzie> woohoo i first lol
53:53 <Kezzie> where r u jim
53:57 <^bozojim> ys you are and I have nt jumped you
54:02 <Kezzie> !ttop10
54:04 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(41) 2. ^bozojim(13) 3. Sutekh(2)
54:07 <^bozojim> I have not spoken enough yet
54:08 <bubblegum> night jim
54:14 <Kezzie> there u r
54:23 Quit: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
54:25 * HellFury RUNS toward ^bozojim, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on ^bozojim, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
54:27 * ^bozojim gets into first gear and types a few words to see if he cna get to and actually get on the board
54:29 <HellFury> !ttop10
54:30 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(44) 2. ^bozojim(42) 3. HellFury(40) 4. Sutekh(2) 5. bubblegum(2)
54:34 <HellFury> that works
54:36 <HellFury> wait
54:40 <HellFury> now im level with keznits
54:41 <HellFury> or not
54:42 <^bozojim> wow look at that we are first and second
54:48 <HellFury> i just jumped over her
54:48 * Kezzie Smothers  ^bozojim  with xoxoxoxoxoxo
54:57 * HellFury hums out a loud fart and winks at Kezzie
55:00 * Kezzie says after kissing ^bozojim ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because ^bozojim kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
55:00 * ^bozojim kisses Kezzie back
55:21 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
55:26 <Kezzie> lol
55:27 * HellFury gives Kezzie a Really Hot..Long Super And Really Erotic..Earth Shattering, Soul Burning, Oh My Gawd If I Stop Now I'll Die, Better Than Heaven, Yet Hotter Than Hell, Groping, Don't Stop Touching Me, Blood Boiling, OhOhOhOhGawdOhGawdOhGawd Soul Stealing, Dream Making, Close To XRated, Hand Trembling, Knee Buckling, Heart Stopping, Body Tingling,Earth Quake Making, Passion Exploding,Wet, Deep, Hard, Long, Lingering, Kiss Because K
55:36 <Kezzie> haha
55:38 * HellFury perks eyebrow
55:40 <Kezzie> !ttop10
55:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(171) 2. HellFury(133) 3. ^bozojim(55) 4. Sutekh(2) 5. bubblegum(2)
56:02 * ^bozojim sits just typing away enjoying it and I like it
56:12 <^bozojim> go Kezzie
56:14 * HellFury shakes her bum at at ^bozojim and hums can't touch this (McHammer) doo! doo! doo! while prancing forward!
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56:37 * Kezzie cheats and does popups lol
56:37 * ^bozojim just lets Kezzie enjoy the lead while I keep on typing
56:54 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish
57:05 <Skirmish> Hi Kezzie
57:15 * Kezzie says after kissing ^bozojim ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because ^bozojim kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
57:16 * ^bozojim does not mind as I keep my typing skills up as I chase the numbers and know if I get to typing the lead will not last long
57:37 * ^bozojim wow Kezzie that was a nice kiss :))
57:45 * Kezzie Ki§§e§ Ki§§e§ {*{*  Exo *}*} Ki§§e§ Ki§§e§
57:52 <Kezzie> lol
58:09 * Kezzie gives Glenn a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
58:10 * ^bozojim hopes that whatever Exo has is known and is curable
58:13 <Kezzie> lollllllllllll
58:24 <Kezzie> !ttop10
58:38 <Glenn> Woah!!!!
58:38 <^bozojim> you have to let it go fifteen minute to reset
58:40 <Kezzie> opps time out
58:54 <Kezzie> opps Glenn lol
58:56 * ^bozojim gets a glass of water for Glenn
59:08 <Kezzie> did that wake u Glenn
59:28 <Glenn> I was awake... just distracted elsewhere :P
59:31 * ^bozojim sits as the angel here
59:36 <Kezzie> lol
59:54 * ^bozojim has a sip of his intense tea as he takes a break from typing
00:00 <bubblegum> lol
00:02 <^bozojim> and notice Glenn I am not in top spot
00:29 <bubblegum> a deep and intense tea
00:34 <Glenn> They all had a head start today Jim.
00:41 * HellFury winks at kezzie and hums out another fart
00:45 <Glenn> Need to get up earlier.
00:52 <^bozojim> yes they do and I do not mind the chase
01:11 * Kezzie §TïÇK§ Her TôNGüé ØûT åT HellFury :Þ :þ :Þ :þ :Þ :þ :Þ
01:22 * HellFury looks at Kezzie bats her eyelashes and does the cute purse lips for kiss thing
01:42 * ^bozojim zips the purse lips closed ;)
02:06 * HellFury points at bart and unzips said lips and waits
02:19 <Kezzie> i off bk to my new electric blanket night
02:28 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie enjoy the warmth
02:54 <^bozojim> although you should come down here Kezzie enjoy almost zero tempatures and thicj pea soup fog
03:06 <Kezzie> i will 7 deg tonight bloody rude for the tropics
03:19 <^bozojim> get out of bed and all ten toes scream retreat
03:27 <Kezzie> passsssssss jim not at those temps
03:32 <Kezzie> goodnight
03:35 <^bozojim> it is not that bad
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03:45 <bubblegum> does anyone get swollen toes in winter>
03:46 <bubblegum> ?
03:52 <^bozojim> not me
03:58 <^bozojim> I just get numb toes
04:10 <HellFury> and numb balls
04:12 <HellFury> i mean
04:19 <HellFury> !ttop10
04:31 <HellFury> nuts
04:39 <bubblegum> frost bitee
04:41 <^bozojim> gonads
05:22 <HellFury> ffs
05:39 <^bozojim> gonadotrophin is a medical term
07:04 <^bozojim> I could say oophorectomy or orchidectomy
07:15 <^bozojim> and how many would know what I am talkign about
07:21 <HellFury> forgot to do my night needle
07:53 <HellFury> fixed
09:42 <^bozojim> !ttop10
09:44 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(360) 2. ^bozojim(260) 3. HellFury(202) 4. Glenn(21) 5. bubblegum(18) 6. Sutekh(2) 7. Skirmish(2)
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56:09 <Kriegsmaschine> !ttop10
56:10 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(360) 2. ^bozojim(260) 3. HellFury(202) 4. Glenn(21) 5. bubblegum(18) 6. Sutekh(2) 7. Skirmish(2) 8. Kriegsmaschine(1)
56:23 <Kriegsmaschine> It's quiet.. Too quiet
57:38 * Kriegsmaschine slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
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07:05 * HellFury RUNS toward Kriegsmaschine, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Kriegsmaschine, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
07:46 * Kriegsmaschine slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
29:02 <Kriegsmaschine> !ttop10
29:05 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(360) 2. ^bozojim(260) 3. HellFury(241) 4. Kriegsmaschine(26) 5. Glenn(21) 6. bubblegum(18) 7. Sutekh(2) 8. Skirmish(2)
29:15 <Kriegsmaschine> Yay moving up without even trying
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30:09 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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00:18 <lampy> https://i.imgur.com/XjCztMQ.jpg
02:25 <lampy> <+bubblegum> gross
02:26 <lampy> lol
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49:40 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
49:44 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer cbf anymore
50:28 <lampy> hey DeaD||aNGeL
50:41 <DeaD||aNGeL> yer hi
53:13 <Student> hey DeaD||aNGeL, come back to channel ;)
59:53 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
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