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13:57 <shadsam> does anyone speak german here?
17:01 <bubblegum> not me
21:00 <shadsam> <+ynnoB> hun means slut in german
21:00 <shadsam> does anyone speak german here?
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27:57 <b1rd> well well
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30:39 <b1rd> hey fatty
30:49 Nick: loowheeze is now known as DeaD||aNGeL
30:53 * b1rd pinches loowheeze belly
30:55 Nick: DeaD||aNGeL is now known as loowheeze
32:01 <b1rd> hows jenny C going loowheeze ?
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35:00 <b1rd> well well
35:17 <b1rd> still a porker, loowheeze?
38:00 <b1rd> hey fatty
38:16 <Kelevra> bitter ginge
38:33 <b1rd> porkie support
38:42 <b1rd> welcome kelevra fatty
39:00 <b1rd> hows jenny C going loowheeze ?
39:25 <loowheeze> yer im huge
39:33 <b1rd> i know
39:46 <b1rd> yuck
39:57 <loowheeze> u dont
40:01 <loowheeze> lol
40:01 <loowheeze> but ok
40:02 <b1rd> i do
40:14 <b1rd> you fat as fuck
40:40 <Kelevra> so today it's everyone is fat
40:45 <Kelevra> very mature
41:01 <b1rd> well it they are fat ill call em out
41:16 <loowheeze> its ok Kelevra im not fat anymore so doesnt bother me
41:27 <b1rd> yes u are
41:39 <b1rd> kelevra also very fat
41:41 <loowheeze> andrew is just jealous he had me when i was fat
41:47 <loowheeze> and i look hawt as fuck now
41:55 <b1rd> around hips ass its really weird looking
41:58 <loowheeze> some poeple so sookie
42:05 <Kelevra> if I'm fat, you're huge
43:00 <b1rd> still a porker, loowheeze?
43:38 <b1rd> your statement is illogical.
43:57 <b1rd> you are fat. i am of a healthy weight. is correct.
43:59 <Kelevra> well your statements are also
44:14 <b1rd> you are ugly fat and retarded.
44:18 <Kelevra> I'm not fat but you can keep on trying to offend me
44:23 <b1rd> you are
44:33 <Kelevra> whatever pleases you to type b1rd
44:47 <b1rd> your fat ass and hips and belly. looks comical.
45:08 <b1rd> i have offended you.
45:28 <Kelevra> I don't know what pics you're looking @ and frankly I don't care
45:38 <loowheeze> i saw your pics Kelevra your def not fat
45:40 <b1rd> every one of them.
45:53 <b1rd> you have never been a healthy weight
46:00 <Kelevra> bitter ginge
46:00 <b1rd> porkie support
46:00 <b1rd> welcome kelevra fatty
46:02 <Kelevra> yeah he's just trying to get a rise, if i were fat I wouldn't really care anyway
46:07 <b1rd> fat cannot judge the fat.
46:14 <Kelevra> I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to comments about my appearence
46:14 <loowheeze> he is probably another randall with diabetus breathing behind a keyboard
46:32 <b1rd> diabetes*
46:40 <loowheeze> diabetus
46:44 <b1rd> dictionary bro
46:44 <Kelevra> my kids are more offensive then he could ever be
46:45 <loowheeze> lrn to internet
46:54 <loowheeze> i know to spell diabetes
46:55 <loowheeze> tard
46:59 <b1rd> you do not.
47:00 <loowheeze> yer im huge
47:00 <b1rd> i know
47:00 <b1rd> yuck
47:00 <loowheeze> u dont
47:00 <loowheeze> lol
47:00 <loowheeze> but ok
47:00 <b1rd> i do
47:04 <loowheeze> uhuh
47:08 <loowheeze> anyway
47:10 <Kelevra> loowheeze I'm staying in my pj's all day today yo
47:17 <Kelevra> rocking it out hard
47:18 <loowheeze> same really
47:21 <Kelevra> wo0t
47:22 <Kelevra> ^5
47:23 <loowheeze> i been stuck on toilet
47:27 <Kelevra> oh noes
47:27 <loowheeze> shitting all morning
47:28 <b1rd> get a job
47:39 <Kelevra> I guess it's better then being contstipated
47:49 <Kelevra> constipated*
47:51 <loowheeze> yer
47:56 <b1rd> all that fat coming out?
48:00 <b1rd> you fat as fuck
48:00 <Kelevra> so today it's everyone is fat
48:00 <Kelevra> very mature
48:00 <b1rd> well it they are fat ill call em out
48:02 <Kelevra> when I'm backed up I'm such a feral bitchy person
48:02 <b1rd> congrats fatty
48:03 <loowheeze> when it crowns like a babies head
48:08 <loowheeze> ouch
48:33 <Kelevra> I once didn't shit for 4 weeks and I ended up crying about it
48:41 <loowheeze> fuck that
48:42 <b1rd> fat
48:49 <Kelevra> thinking back it would've been funny if it wasn't happening to me
48:50 <Kelevra> lol
48:54 <loowheeze> hahahaha
49:00 <loowheeze> its ok Kelevra im not fat anymore so doesnt bother me
49:00 <b1rd> yes u are
49:00 <b1rd> kelevra also very fat
49:00 <loowheeze> andrew is just jealous he had me when i was fat
49:00 <loowheeze> and i look hawt as fuck now
49:00 <b1rd> around hips ass its really weird looking
49:00 <loowheeze> some poeple so sookie
49:01 <b1rd> fat dog
50:00 <Kelevra> if I'm fat, you're huge 
50:17 <loowheeze> everyones seen my latest pics
50:20 <loowheeze> they know im not fat
50:23 <loowheeze> i know im not fat
50:27 <loowheeze> Kelevra: knows she is fat
50:31 <loowheeze> so does everyone here
50:32 <loowheeze> lol
50:35 <loowheeze> w00f
50:39 <b1rd> you look retarded
50:43 <loowheeze> stop wasting your time
50:44 <loowheeze> or
50:48 <loowheeze> just waste your time
50:52 <loowheeze> it is amusing
50:54 <b1rd> your head looks like an egg
50:58 <b1rd> yuck
51:00 <b1rd> your statement is illogical.
51:00 <b1rd> you are fat. i am of a healthy weight. is correct.
51:00 <Kelevra> well your statements are also
51:02 <loowheeze> oh i look retarded now
51:03 <loowheeze> hahaha
51:07 <b1rd> no im being serious
51:12 <loowheeze> yep
51:13 <loowheeze> so am i
51:17 <loowheeze> *cough*
51:20 <b1rd> you are ugly fat and spastic
51:23 <loowheeze> yep
51:25 <loowheeze> so ugly
51:27 <b1rd> i thought you were chris
51:28 <loowheeze> re0w
51:45 <b1rd> at least he was born with brains to fry LoL
51:47 <loowheeze> neway have fun trying to hurt me
51:48 <loowheeze> rofl
51:53 <b1rd> i did
51:55 <b1rd> ^
52:00 <b1rd> you are ugly fat and retarded.
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm not fat but you can keep on trying to offend me
52:00 <b1rd> you are
52:00 <Kelevra> whatever pleases you to type b1rd
52:00 <b1rd> your fat ass and hips and belly. looks comical.
53:00 <b1rd> i have offended you.
53:00 <Kelevra> I don't know what pics you're looking @ and frankly I don't care
53:00 <loowheeze> i saw your pics Kelevra your def not fat
53:00 <b1rd> every one of them.
53:00 <b1rd> you have never been a healthy weight
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's just trying to get a rise, if i were fat I wouldn't really care anyway
54:00 <b1rd> fat cannot judge the fat.
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to comments about my appearence
54:00 <loowheeze> he is probably another randall with diabetus breathing behind a keyboard
54:00 <b1rd> diabetes*
54:00 <loowheeze> diabetus
54:00 <b1rd> dictionary bro
54:00 <Kelevra> my kids are more offensive then he could ever be
54:00 <loowheeze> lrn to internet
54:00 <loowheeze> i know to spell diabetes
54:00 <loowheeze> tard
54:00 <b1rd> you do not.
55:00 <loowheeze> uhuh
55:00 <loowheeze> anyway
55:00 <Kelevra> loowheeze I'm staying in my pj's all day today yo
55:00 <Kelevra> rocking it out hard
55:00 <loowheeze> same really
55:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
55:00 <Kelevra> ^5
55:00 <loowheeze> i been stuck on toilet
55:00 <Kelevra> oh noes
55:00 <loowheeze> shitting all morning
55:00 <b1rd> get a job
55:00 <Kelevra> I guess it's better then being contstipated
55:00 <Kelevra> constipated*
55:00 <loowheeze> yer
55:00 <b1rd> all that fat coming out?
55:00 <Kelevra> when I'm backed up I'm such a feral bitchy person
56:00 <b1rd> congrats fatty
56:00 <loowheeze> when it crowns like a babies head
56:00 <loowheeze> ouch
56:00 <Kelevra> I once didn't shit for 4 weeks and I ended up crying about it
56:00 <loowheeze> fuck that
56:00 <b1rd> fat
56:00 <Kelevra> thinking back it would've been funny if it wasn't happening to me
56:00 <Kelevra> lol
56:00 <loowheeze> hahahaha
56:00 <b1rd> fat dog
58:00 <loowheeze> everyones seen my latest pics
58:00 <loowheeze> they know im not fat
58:00 <loowheeze> i know im not fat
58:00 <loowheeze> Kelevra: knows she is fat
58:00 <loowheeze> so does everyone here
58:00 <loowheeze> lol
58:00 <loowheeze> w00f
58:00 <b1rd> you look retarded
58:00 <loowheeze> stop wasting your time
58:00 <loowheeze> or
58:00 <loowheeze> just waste your time
58:00 <loowheeze> it is amusing
58:00 <b1rd> your head looks like an egg
58:00 <b1rd> yuck
58:00 <loowheeze> oh i look retarded now
58:28 Nick: loowheeze is now known as DeaD||aNGeL
59:00 <loowheeze> hahaha
59:00 <b1rd> no im being serious
59:00 <loowheeze> yep
59:00 <loowheeze> so am i
59:00 <loowheeze> *cough*
59:00 <b1rd> you are ugly fat and spastic
59:00 <loowheeze> so ugly
59:00 <b1rd> i thought you were chris
59:00 <loowheeze> re0w
59:00 <b1rd> at least he was born with brains to fry LoL
59:00 <loowheeze> neway have fun trying to hurt me
59:00 <loowheeze> rofl
59:00 <b1rd> i did
59:00 <b1rd> ^
59:52 <b1rd> it would be a better world if you were dead. care to debate?
59:53 <DeaD||aNGeL> matthew nelson
03:08 <DeaD||aNGeL> wtf happened to your face
04:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30728385_10155440485387546_4520580214366928896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=b22930385a9281569df5daf7fc98cd64&oe=5B7AC55F
04:41 <b1rd> you do not know me, i know who you are.
05:14 <b1rd> i am not andrew, matthew, or anyone.
05:36 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
06:52 <DeaD||aNGeL> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1937421_263756055009_3392786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0f5de41f1c8d647c3f2a469824b2bb6&oe=5B942F63
06:58 Nick: DeaD||aNGeL is now known as loowheeze
07:00 <b1rd> it would be a better world if you were dead. care to debate?
07:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> matthew nelson
07:11 <b1rd> im 37 i don't facebook.
07:23 <b1rd> you stupid child.
10:30 <loowheeze> nawwww hit the spot
10:30 <loowheeze> :)
11:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> wtf happened to your face
11:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30728385_10155440485387546_4520580214366928896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=b22930385a9281569df5daf7fc98cd64&oe=5B7AC55F
11:14 <b1rd> you think i clicked ?
11:31 <b1rd> i have no sense of FOMO.
12:00 <b1rd> you do not know me, i know who you are.
13:00 <b1rd> i am not andrew, matthew, or anyone.
13:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
14:00 <DeaD||aNGeL> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1937421_263756055009_3392786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0f5de41f1c8d647c3f2a469824b2bb6&oe=5B942F63
15:00 <b1rd> im 37 i don't facebook.
15:00 <b1rd> you stupid child.
17:17 <b1rd> brb kid
17:18 <lx>  k b1rd...
18:00 <loowheeze> nawwww hit the spot
18:00 <loowheeze> :)
19:00 <b1rd> you think i clicked ?
19:00 <b1rd> i have no sense of FOMO.
25:00 <b1rd> brb kid
25:00 <lx> 1 k1 b1rd...
31:46 <Kelevra> you're 37 and you don't use facebook but you use the term fomo?
31:52 <Kelevra> okay kid.
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39:00 <Kelevra> you're 37 and you don't use facebook but you use the term fomo?
39:00 <Kelevra> okay kid.
42:58 <loowheeze> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
44:32 <b1rd> no thankyou
44:58 <b1rd> keep that millennial junk for the www, kid.
45:27 <Kelevra> b1rd you truly are boring
45:35 <b1rd> shoo
45:51 <b1rd> no time for try hards
46:08 <Kelevra> try hards? you're theo nly one on here trying
46:26 <b1rd> in English perhaps?
46:43 <Kelevra> i'm not trying to impress, see you're a try hard.
47:03 <Kelevra> an aim to please all the raging faggots on here cause you're a poofter who hates women
47:20 <loowheeze> his wife kicked him out for cheating
47:24 <loowheeze> and he lives in his van
47:33 <loowheeze> i think its the women who should hate him hahaha
47:34 <Kelevra> hahaha
47:42 <b1rd> you sure?
47:58 <loowheeze> and Kelevra
48:02 <loowheeze> the girl he cheated with
48:03 <loowheeze> is hoirrid
48:05 <loowheeze> horrid
48:08 <loowheeze> hahaha
48:12 <loowheeze> like hahshahahahahahahahahhahahaha fuck
48:14 <b1rd> ok
48:25 <loowheeze> no wonder he is jealous of us hotties
48:27 <Kelevra> lumeah?
48:27 <loowheeze> :P
48:30 <loowheeze> i thinkso
48:34 <Kelevra> I saw her pic
48:41 <loowheeze> yer i got showed her pics
48:46 <loowheeze> dat red face
48:49 <Kelevra> shes fair festy
48:50 <b1rd> you think you're hot?
48:54 <loowheeze> indeed
48:57 <b1rd> ok.
49:19 <Kelevra> she needs a good shampoo and conditioner, some nicer glasses and to lose some good old kay gee's
49:26 <b1rd> thats pretty funny that you think youre hot
49:46 <b1rd> youre fat kelevra
49:59 <b1rd> you have horrible baby hips
50:00 <loowheeze> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
50:07 <loowheeze> Kelevra: agreed
50:12 <Kelevra> baby hips yet i'm fat?
50:15 <Kelevra> please explain
50:18 <b1rd> you are fat
50:33 <Kelevra> i'm not but you keep throwing it around
50:36 <Kelevra> no one cares
50:38 <Kelevra> especially me
50:41 <b1rd> you are
50:45 <b1rd> yes you do
50:51 <b1rd> you are triggered
51:01 Nick: Kelevra is now known as ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo
51:21 <loowheeze> lol
51:26 <b1rd> u ok?
51:26 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> my mum used to call my vagina a "birdy"
51:33 <b1rd> u seem upset
51:35 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> she'd say 'wash your birdy and bum bum"
51:40 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> when I was a kid
51:41 <loowheeze> !!!!!
51:46 <loowheeze> lol
51:51 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> it's true
52:00 <loowheeze> my nan said wash ya mary
52:00 <b1rd> no thankyou
52:00 <b1rd> keep that millennial junk for the www, kid.
52:05 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> lmao
52:08 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> ya fkn MARY
52:12 <loowheeze> hahahah
52:14 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> hahaha
52:20 <loowheeze> now it would be shampoo your merkin
52:23 <loowheeze> hahaha
52:24 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> lmao
52:28 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> gold
52:28 <loowheeze> rofl
53:00 <Kelevra> b1rd you truly are boring
53:00 <b1rd> shoo
53:00 <b1rd> no time for try hards
54:00 <Kelevra> try hards? you're theo nly one on here trying
54:00 <b1rd> in English perhaps?
54:00 <Kelevra> i'm not trying to impress, see you're a try hard.
55:00 <Kelevra> an aim to please all the raging faggots on here cause you're a poofter who hates women
55:00 <loowheeze> his wife kicked him out for cheating
55:00 <loowheeze> and he lives in his van
55:00 <loowheeze> i think its the women who should hate him hahaha
55:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
55:00 <b1rd> you sure?
55:00 <loowheeze> and Kelevra 
55:00 <loowheeze> the girl he cheated with
56:00 <loowheeze> is hoirrid
56:00 <loowheeze> horrid
56:00 <loowheeze> hahaha
56:00 <loowheeze> like hahshahahahahahahahahhahahaha fuck
56:00 <b1rd> ok
56:00 <loowheeze> no wonder he is jealous of us hotties
56:00 <Kelevra> lumeah?
56:00 <loowheeze> :P
56:00 <loowheeze> i thinkso
56:00 <Kelevra> I saw her pic
56:00 <loowheeze> yer i got showed her pics
56:00 <loowheeze> dat red face
56:00 <Kelevra> shes fair festy
56:00 <b1rd> you think you're hot? 
56:00 <loowheeze> indeed
56:00 <b1rd> ok.
56:26 <b1rd> good advice that you need to remember even today.
56:54 <b1rd> especially the amount of unwashed dicks you cop
57:00 <Kelevra> she needs a good shampoo and conditioner, some nicer glasses and to lose some good old kay gee's
57:00 <b1rd> thats pretty funny that you think youre hot
57:00 <b1rd> youre fat kelevra
57:00 <b1rd> you have horrible baby hips
58:00 <loowheeze> Kelevra: agreed
58:00 <Kelevra> baby hips yet i'm fat?
58:00 <Kelevra> please explain
58:00 <b1rd> you are fat
58:00 <Kelevra> i'm not but you keep throwing it around
58:00 <Kelevra> no one cares
58:00 <Kelevra> especially me
58:00 <b1rd> you are
58:00 <b1rd> yes you do
58:00 <b1rd> you are triggered
58:37 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> I always clean my vagina
59:00 <loowheeze> lol
59:00 <b1rd> u ok?
59:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> my mum used to call my vagina a "birdy"
59:00 <b1rd> u seem upset
59:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> she'd say 'wash your birdy and bum bum"
59:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> when I was a kid
59:00 <loowheeze> !!!!!
59:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> it's true
59:00 <loowheeze> my nan said wash ya mary
59:09 <loowheeze> i clean mine with a douchebag
59:11 <loowheeze> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:13 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> my drs surgery keeps trying to call me even though I've already made an appointment for tomorrow and already know my bloodtest results
59:19 <b1rd> well whats that stink i can smell?
59:21 Nick: ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo is now known as Kelevra
59:25 <b1rd> an open sewer?
59:43 <loowheeze> i love me a douchebag
59:47 <Kelevra> the smell of your fingers after you played with lumeahs crusty snatch wound
59:49 * loowheeze humps air
59:54 <loowheeze> hahaha fuck
00:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> lmao
00:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> ya fkn MARY
00:00 <loowheeze> hahahah
00:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> hahaha
00:00 <loowheeze> now it would be shampoo your merkin
00:00 <loowheeze> hahaha
00:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> gold
00:00 <loowheeze> rofl
00:11 <loowheeze> imagine the cunt croutons
00:15 <loowheeze> yuk
00:32 <Kelevra> he would've licked them all like crumbs
00:36 <loowheeze> lol
00:38 * loowheeze vomits
00:49 <loowheeze> so chunky you can carve it
01:04 <Kelevra> I'd place money on her having danglies from her anus pubes
01:23 <Kelevra> sah chunnkeh ya can carvvve it
01:41 <b1rd> only ethnic women grow bum hair
01:51 <b1rd> and meth addicts
02:10 <b1rd> that covers you two
02:23 <Kelevra> oh okay, you'd know
02:28 <b1rd> i do
04:00 <b1rd> good advice that you need to remember even today.
04:00 <b1rd> especially the amount of unwashed dicks you cop
06:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> I always clean my vagina
06:05 <b1rd> tried waxing?
06:19 <b1rd> bum hair is gross, honestly.
07:00 <loowheeze> i clean mine with a douchebag
07:00 <loowheeze> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <ImFatCauseb1rdySaysSo> my drs surgery keeps trying to call me even though I've already made an appointment for tomorrow and already know my bloodtest results
07:00 <b1rd> well whats that stink i can smell?
07:00 <b1rd> an open sewer?
07:00 <loowheeze> i love me a douchebag
07:00 <Kelevra> the smell of your fingers after you played with lumeahs crusty snatch wound
07:00 <loowheeze> hahaha fuck
07:25 <Kelevra> I veet my anus
07:36 <loowheeze> noice
07:40 <loowheeze> shmooth
07:48 <Kelevra> it always has to look presentable, you never know when company might want in
07:55 <loowheeze> lol
08:00 <loowheeze> imagine the cunt croutons
08:00 <loowheeze> yuk
08:00 <Kelevra> he would've licked them all like crumbs
08:00 <loowheeze> lol
08:00 <loowheeze> so chunky you can carve it
08:09 <Kelevra> it's polite to remove the hair from your undercarriage
08:54 <b1rd> disgusting monkey-like 'women'.
09:00 <Kelevra> I'd place money on her having danglies from her anus pubes
09:00 <Kelevra> sah chunnkeh ya can carvvve it
09:00 <b1rd> only ethnic women grow bum hair
09:00 <b1rd> and meth addicts 
09:34 <Kelevra> I am like a monkey
09:42 <Kelevra> you're right on the money with that statement
10:00 <b1rd> that covers you two
10:00 <Kelevra> oh okay, you'd know
10:00 <b1rd> i do
10:03 <b1rd> go back to africa
10:09 <loowheeze> that reminds me i need to find somewhere that sells just the material for waxing
10:13 <Kelevra> I'm not from africa?
10:17 <Kelevra> neither are monkeys
10:18 <Kelevra> LOL
10:21 <Kelevra> you're so dumb
10:26 <b1rd> yes u are
10:33 <Kelevra> monkeys are from alot of places around the world
10:39 <Kelevra> there's many different kinds
10:41 <b1rd> umm yea monkeys r from africa
10:46 <loowheeze> the originate from asia
10:47 <Kelevra> even my 3 and 4 year olds know that
10:48 <b1rd> no
10:51 <loowheeze> not africa
11:01 <Kelevra> you need to watch more playschool babes
11:06 <b1rd> incorrect
11:08 <loowheeze> i guess it rains down in africaaaa
11:11 <loowheeze> is that even the words
11:12 <Kelevra> you might learn some more shit
11:13 <loowheeze> lol
12:35 <Kelevra> I wonder wht else he thinks he knows
12:39 <Kelevra> what even
12:43 <b1rd> howd you get a head like an egg, loowheeze?
13:24 <b1rd> and. if i looked like you i wouldnt be uploading pics. Do you really think you are normal?
13:27 <Kelevra> I've seen her head and it's not the shape of an egg, you probably just find her weird looking cause she doesn't have 4 chins like lumeah
13:45 <b1rd> you seeing through coke bottle h
13:48 <b1rd> glasses?
13:56 <Kelevra> the definition of her jawline must creep you out cause lumeah has no definition
14:00 <Kelevra> just epic rolls
14:00 <b1rd> tried waxing?
14:00 <b1rd> bum hair is gross, honestly.
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14:01 <loowheeze> humpdty dumpty
14:02 <Kelevra> and flab
14:08 <b1rd> shes ugly as fuck
14:11 <loowheeze> with nicolas cage faces
14:17 <Kelevra> yes lumeah is ugly as fuck
14:19 <Kelevra> I agree
14:26 <Kelevra> poor you for slurping her juices
14:29 <b1rd> its a purely egg shaped head
14:30 <loowheeze> hahaha
14:36 <b1rd> you cant deny it
14:41 <b1rd> egghead
14:44 <loowheeze> ok
14:49 <b1rd> pisssssssss
14:55 <loowheeze> well bend me over and crack me open
15:00 <Kelevra> I veet my anus
15:00 <loowheeze> noice
15:00 <loowheeze> shmooth
15:00 <Kelevra> it always has to look presentable, you never know when company might want in
15:00 <loowheeze> lol
15:04 * loowheeze jumps into the frying pan
15:12 <loowheeze> JUST TOSS THAT HAM IN THE FRYIN PAN
15:13 <b1rd> even pissssss is less retarded than you
15:20 <loowheeze> indeed
15:23 <Kelevra> shh you'remaking me wet
15:24 <loowheeze> :)
15:40 <Kelevra> you're making* my fingers is chilly
15:56 <Kelevra> mmm now i want to watch salad fingers
16:00 <Kelevra> it's polite to remove the hair from your undercarriage
16:00 <b1rd> disgusting monkey-like 'women'.
16:17 <b1rd> yuck
16:18 <loowheeze> fuck yes
16:24 <loowheeze> salad fingers
16:32 <loowheeze> i have an invader zim tee
16:36 <loowheeze> btw
16:53 <loowheeze> dont ever charlie the unicorn tho
16:58 <loowheeze> that shit gives me heebie jeebies
17:00 <Kelevra> I am like a monkey
17:00 <Kelevra> you're right on the money with that statement
17:17 <b1rd> huh? u retarded?
17:18 <bubblegum> does anyone else like the overheated milk film in their coffee
17:20 <Kelevra> I love invader zim, gir is my backround on my laptop
17:29 <loowheeze> bubblegum: yes
17:34 <loowheeze> hehehe
17:53 <bubblegum> yess
18:00 <b1rd> go back to africa
18:00 <loowheeze> that reminds me i need to find somewhere that sells just the material for waxing
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm not from africa?
18:00 <Kelevra> neither are monkeys
18:00 <Kelevra> LOL
18:00 <Kelevra> you're so dumb
18:00 <b1rd> yes u are
18:00 <Kelevra> monkeys are from alot of places around the world
18:00 <Kelevra> there's many different kinds
18:00 <b1rd> umm yea monkeys r from africa
18:00 <loowheeze> the originate from asia
18:00 <Kelevra> even my 3 and 4 year olds know that
18:00 <b1rd> no
18:00 <loowheeze> not africa
18:00 <Kelevra> you need to watch more playschool babes
18:02 <loowheeze> i need a coffee now
18:02 <bubblegum> ^5
18:09 <loowheeze> ^5
18:11 <b1rd> LOL u drink instant coffee?
18:14 <b1rd> povo
18:15 <Kelevra> I peel the film off
18:34 <Kelevra> it happens when I microwave milk for my hot chocolate
18:45 <b1rd> ROFL povo
18:45 <loowheeze> b1rd: should have peeled liz s face off first
18:49 <loowheeze> i mean face film
18:51 <bubblegum> b1rd, i made my coffee from beans but i mircowave the milk
19:00 <b1rd> incorrect
19:00 <loowheeze> i guess it rains down in africaaaa
19:00 <loowheeze> is that even the words
19:00 <Kelevra> you might learn some more shit
19:00 <loowheeze> lol
19:04 <b1rd> get a machine u povo
19:04 <loowheeze> i have a milk thing
19:12 <loowheeze> that makes it frothy
19:17 <Kelevra> a milk frother
19:20 <loowheeze> yer
19:25 <b1rd> no, a machine.
19:26 <loowheeze> aldi lol
19:28 <bubblegum> i have a machine but i prefer latte to cappu
19:32 <b1rd> unless you broke as fuck
19:44 <b1rd> broke ass bitch
19:49 <bubblegum> lol
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20:00 <Kelevra> I wonder wht else he thinks he knows
20:00 <Kelevra> what even
20:00 <b1rd> howd you get a head like an egg, loowheeze?
20:05 <bubblegum> b1rd you're mean
20:06 <Kelevra> my housemate bought my daughters a dvd player
20:11 <Kelevra> they've already broken 3
20:19 <b1rd> so ive been told
20:21 <bubblegum> how old are they
20:24 <Kelevra> 3 and 4
20:37 <Kelevra> they've broken a tv, 3 dvd players and 2 tablets
20:45 <b1rd> you a TV mum
20:55 <bubblegum> you should stop feeding them junk food then
20:58 <Kelevra> yeah well there's one of me to do everything
21:00 <bubblegum> that isnt' normal
21:00 <b1rd> and. if i looked like you i wouldnt be uploading pics. Do you really think you are normal?
21:00 <Kelevra> I've seen her head and it's not the shape of an egg, you probably just find her weird looking cause she doesn't have 4 chins like lumeah
21:00 <b1rd> you seeing through coke bottle h
21:00 <b1rd> glasses?
21:00 <Kelevra> the definition of her jawline must creep you out cause lumeah has no definition
21:00 <Kelevra> just epic rolls
21:00 <loowheeze> humpdty dumpty
21:00 <Kelevra> and flab
21:12 <b1rd> the tv and internet is gonna be your kids de-facto parents
21:15 <Kelevra> the tv and computers baby sit them so I can have alone time and get shit done
21:21 <Kelevra> yeah b1rd
21:27 <Kelevra> and I have no problem with that
21:35 <b1rd> its kelevra we are talking about here....
21:35 <Kelevra> I've never claimed ot be an excellent parent
21:52 <b1rd> shed from frankston down in melbourne.
21:55 <b1rd> lol
21:58 <bubblegum> what happened to the baby mother
22:00 <b1rd> shes ugly as fuck
22:00 <loowheeze> with nicolas cage faces
22:00 <Kelevra> yes lumeah is ugly as fuck
22:00 <Kelevra> I agree
22:00 <Kelevra> poor you for slurping her juices
22:00 <b1rd> its a purely egg shaped head
22:00 <loowheeze> hahaha
22:00 <b1rd> you cant deny it
22:00 <b1rd> egghead
22:00 <loowheeze> ok
22:00 <b1rd> pisssssssss
22:00 <loowheeze> well bend me over and crack me open
22:06 <Kelevra> I am their mother
22:08 <b1rd> ROFL comedy gold ^^
22:23 <b1rd> brb laughing too hard to type
22:24 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you b1rd...
22:38 <bubblegum> oh
22:41 <Kelevra> it's funny that this person assumed something?
22:53 <Kelevra> okay
22:54 <bubblegum> mention of a tv mother
23:00 <loowheeze> JUST TOSS THAT HAM IN THE FRYIN PAN
23:00 <b1rd> even pissssss is less retarded than you
23:00 <loowheeze> indeed
23:00 <Kelevra> shh you'remaking me wet
23:00 <loowheeze> :)
23:00 <Kelevra> you're making* my fingers is chilly
23:00 <Kelevra> mmm now i want to watch salad fingers
23:02 <bubblegum> made you sound like the dad
23:08 <Kelevra> oh nah I'm their mother
23:25 <b1rd> theyll be speaking with an american accent and nobody will know why
23:39 <bubblegum> american mixed with english
23:40 <b1rd> coz they been raised on yank made tv
23:41 <bubblegum> usually
23:45 <Kelevra> I'm fairly sure everyone will know why
23:48 <b1rd> barely spoken to by their mum
23:53 <b1rd> yup
23:53 <Kelevra> and they don't really watch american tv shows
24:00 <b1rd> yuck
24:00 <loowheeze> fuck yes
24:00 <loowheeze> salad fingers
24:00 <loowheeze> i have an invader zim tee
24:00 <loowheeze> btw
24:00 <loowheeze> dont ever charlie the unicorn tho
24:00 <loowheeze> that shit gives me heebie jeebies
24:16 <bubblegum> no paw patrol?
24:21 <bubblegum> i'm shocked
24:35 <Kelevra> b1rd if you had two kids and wre raising them alone I'd probably take in what you have to say
24:41 <Kelevra> but you don't even live in a house
24:54 <bubblegum> where does b1rd live? in a pod?
24:54 <Kelevra> so I'm doing excellent in comparison to you
24:58 <Kelevra> in a van
25:00 <b1rd> huh? u retarded?
25:00 <bubblegum> does anyone else like the overheated milk film in their coffee
25:00 <Kelevra> I love invader zim, gir is my backround on my laptop
25:00 <loowheeze> bubblegum: yes
25:00 <loowheeze> hehehe
25:00 <bubblegum> yess
25:00 <loowheeze> i need a coffee now
25:00 <bubblegum> ^5
25:16 <bubblegum> with a top of the line coffee machine
25:27 <Kelevra> nah he 7/11's it
26:00 <loowheeze> ^5
26:00 <b1rd> LOL u drink instant coffee?
26:00 <b1rd> povo
26:00 <Kelevra> I peel the film off
26:00 <Kelevra> it happens when I microwave milk for my hot chocolate
26:00 <b1rd> ROFL povo
26:00 <loowheeze> b1rd: should have peeled liz s face off first
26:00 <loowheeze> i mean face film
26:00 <bubblegum> b1rd, i made my coffee from beans  but i mircowave the milk
26:15 <bubblegum> this got sad really fast
26:28 <Kelevra> I noticed
27:00 <b1rd> get a machine u povo
27:00 <loowheeze> i have a milk thing
27:00 <loowheeze> that makes it frothy
27:00 <Kelevra> a milk frother
27:00 <loowheeze> yer
27:00 <b1rd> no,  a machine.
27:00 <loowheeze> aldi lol
27:00 <bubblegum> i have a machine but i prefer latte to cappu
27:00 <b1rd> unless you broke as fuck
27:00 <b1rd> broke ass bitch
27:00 <bubblegum> lol
27:06 <bubblegum> i think he's crying
27:15 <b1rd> im not dumb enough to ejaculate into dumb whores
27:50 <bubblegum> are you saying that Kelevra's children aren't yours?
27:52 <b1rd> so no i dont have kids
28:00 <bubblegum> b1rd you're mean
28:00 <Kelevra> my housemate bought my daughters a dvd player
28:00 <Kelevra> they've already broken 3
28:00 <b1rd> so ive been told
28:00 <bubblegum> how old are they
28:00 <Kelevra> 3 and 4
28:00 <Kelevra> they've broken a tv, 3 dvd players and 2 tablets
28:00 <b1rd> you a TV mum
28:00 <bubblegum> you should stop feeding them junk food then
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah well there's one of me to do everything
28:00 <bubblegum> that isnt' normal
28:02 <Kelevra> I'm not dumb
28:05 <Kelevra> sif call me dumb
28:14 <Kelevra> you thought monkeys came from africa
28:17 <b1rd> i couldnt get hard for that pig in a million years
28:19 <Kelevra> you're the dum one
28:27 <Kelevra> dumbo
28:51 <Kelevra> plus you're ginge so you're inferior
29:00 <b1rd> the tv and internet is gonna be your kids de-facto parents
29:00 <Kelevra> the tv and computers baby sit them so I can have alone time and get shit done
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah b1rd
29:00 <Kelevra> and I have no problem with that
29:00 <b1rd> its kelevra we are talking about here....
29:00 <Kelevra> I've never claimed ot be an excellent parent
29:00 <b1rd> shed from frankston down in melbourne.
29:00 <b1rd> lol
29:00 <bubblegum> what happened to the baby mother
29:10 <bubblegum> i hear gingers have a higher tolerance to pain
29:17 <bubblegum> except toothache
29:31 <Kelevra> I heard they go off in the sack because they rarely get laid so they're super grateful
29:36 <loowheeze> LOL
29:50 <bubblegum> i heard they get laid on the daily
29:51 <b1rd> i dont feel any pain
30:00 <Kelevra> I am their mother
30:00 <b1rd> ROFL comedy gold ^^
30:00 <b1rd> brb laughing too hard to type
30:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 b1rd...
30:00 <bubblegum> oh
30:00 <Kelevra> it's funny that this person assumed something?
30:00 <Kelevra> okay
30:00 <bubblegum> mention of a tv mother
30:00 <bubblegum> made you sound like the dad
30:01 <Kelevra> only if they're ed sherran
30:26 <b1rd> rooting is a chore its rarely enjoyable and i dont care for it
30:42 <bubblegum> poor b1rd
30:47 <b1rd> id much prefer to work out
30:55 <Kelevra> cause you can NOOOOO satisfaction no no no no hey hey heyyyy
31:00 <Kelevra> oh nah I'm their mother
31:00 <b1rd> theyll be speaking with an american accent and nobody will know why
31:00 <bubblegum> american mixed with english
31:00 <b1rd> coz they been raised on yank made tv
31:00 <bubblegum> usually
31:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly sure everyone will know why
31:00 <b1rd> barely spoken to by their mum
31:00 <b1rd> yup
31:00 <Kelevra> and they don't really watch american tv shows
31:13 <b1rd> to maintain my godlike physique.
31:23 <Kelevra> you have to work out cause you live out of your van and are constantly broke from topping up your prepaid interwebs
31:40 <b1rd> i dont watch video
31:42 <Kelevra> plus you need to use the shower @ the gym
31:52 <b1rd> i spend 30 a month to irc and www.
31:53 <Kelevra> cause it's free with your membership
31:53 <bubblegum> it's because he can't afford heating so he needs to keep warm by jogging
32:00 <bubblegum> no paw patrol?
32:00 <bubblegum> i'm shocked
32:00 <Kelevra> b1rd if you had two kids and wre raising them alone I'd probably take in what you have to say
32:00 <Kelevra> but you don't even live in a house
32:00 <bubblegum> where does b1rd live? in a pod?
32:00 <Kelevra> so I'm doing excellent in comparison to you
32:00 <Kelevra> in a van
32:04 <Kelevra> so true
32:07 <b1rd> ok
32:21 <b1rd> if u think so. it must be fact.
32:25 <Kelevra> I wonder if I have neough maple syrup
32:29 <Kelevra> enough even
32:34 <Kelevra> I feel like pancakes
32:39 <bubblegum> that sounds nice
32:44 <b1rd> thatll keep u fat
32:48 <bubblegum> honey works too
32:56 <Kelevra> I suppose I could use honey if I don't have enough but honey is completely different
33:00 <bubblegum> with a top of the line coffee machine
33:00 <Kelevra> nah he 7/11's it
33:09 <Kelevra> maple syrup is so nice with hot pancakes
33:09 <b1rd> lard
33:11 <bubblegum> so you use it in the mix?
33:14 <bubblegum> do*
33:48 <Kelevra> nah I make the pancakes then have a dollop of butter, cream or ice cream and warm maple syrup
33:56 <b1rd> fat
33:58 <Kelevra> my kids hate pancakes, it's awesome
34:00 <bubblegum> this got sad really fast
34:00 <Kelevra> I noticed
34:10 <b1rd> yea they d
34:12 <Kelevra> b1rd if 52.9kgs is fat
34:14 <Kelevra> i'm fat
34:17 <b1rd> dont wanna get fat
34:19 <b1rd> like u
34:20 <Kelevra> I don't care about your opinion
34:25 <b1rd> it is
34:28 <bubblegum> how are you so light?
34:31 <b1rd> ur short as fuk
34:33 <Kelevra> okay well cool
34:48 <Kelevra> bubblegum I had 3 sycts drained
34:58 <b1rd> cyst*
35:00 <bubblegum> i think he's crying
35:00 <b1rd> im not dumb enough to ejaculate into dumb whores
35:00 <bubblegum> are you saying that Kelevra's children aren't yours?
35:00 <b1rd> so no i dont have kids 
35:00 <Kelevra> I'm not dumb
35:04 <b1rd> retard lol
35:04 <bubblegum> lol
35:06 <Kelevra> so I thought I was 55-57kgs but I was lighter apparently
35:37 <bubblegum> but you eat pancakes : o
35:46 <Kelevra> yeah and drink alot of strawberry milk
35:50 <b1rd> fat dog
36:00 <Kelevra> sif call me dumb
36:00 <Kelevra> you thought monkeys came from africa
36:00 <b1rd> i couldnt get hard for that pig in a million years
36:00 <Kelevra> you're the dum one
36:00 <Kelevra> dumbo
36:00 <Kelevra> plus you're ginge so you're inferior
36:12 <Kelevra> I eat like a normal person but I don't drive so I walk alot
36:26 <Kelevra> I don't think I can get really much more bigger
36:29 <b1rd> rofl you are far from normal
36:41 <Kelevra> b1rd you're really hung up on me aren't you
36:54 <bubblegum> i think he wants to be babysitte
36:54 <bubblegum> r
36:55 <Kelevra> I don't really have alot of people who talk about me as much as you do
36:58 <b1rd> you wish sweety
36:59 <bubblegum> and get paid in pancakes
37:00 <bubblegum> i hear gingers have a higher tolerance to pain
37:00 <bubblegum> except toothache
37:00 <Kelevra> I heard they go off in the sack because they rarely get laid so they're super grateful
37:00 <loowheeze> LOL
37:00 <bubblegum> i heard they get laid on the daily
37:00 <b1rd> i dont feel any pain
37:00 <Kelevra> only if they're ed sherran
37:04 <Kelevra> I don't wish
37:09 <Kelevra> i'm making an observation
37:33 <Kelevra> you keep calling me and loowheeze fat
37:37 <Kelevra> thinking we care
37:53 <Kelevra> it's just mind boggling of what kind of result you're expecting
38:00 <b1rd> rooting is a chore its rarely enjoyable and i dont care for it
38:00 <bubblegum> poor b1rd
38:00 <b1rd> id much prefer to work out
38:00 <Kelevra> cause you can NOOOOO satisfaction no no no no hey hey heyyyy
38:09 <bubblegum> he's still in the 10 year old mentality
38:11 <Kelevra> if you want me to personally care I can't be bothered
38:19 <bubblegum> he really likes you
38:23 <bubblegum> and wants to kiss you
38:23 <Kelevra> I think so too
38:47 <Kelevra> he wants to lick my maple syrup leftovers and crumbs of my pancakes
38:58 <bubblegum> that's too erotic
39:00 <b1rd> to maintain my godlike physique.
39:00 <Kelevra> you have to work out cause you live out of your van and are constantly broke from topping up your prepaid interwebs
39:00 <b1rd> i dont watch video
39:00 <Kelevra> plus you need to use the shower @ the gym
39:00 <b1rd> i spend 30 a month to irc and www.
39:00 <Kelevra> cause it's free with your membership
39:00 <bubblegum> it's because he can't afford heating so he needs to keep warm by jogging
39:37 <loowheeze> rofl
39:42 <loowheeze> this is amazing
40:00 <Kelevra> so true
40:00 <b1rd> ok
40:00 <b1rd> if u think so. it must be fact.
40:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if I have neough maple syrup
40:00 <Kelevra> enough even
40:00 <Kelevra> I feel like pancakes
40:00 <bubblegum> that sounds nice
40:00 <b1rd> thatll keep u fat
40:00 <bubblegum> honey works too
40:00 <Kelevra> I suppose I could use honey if I don't have enough but honey is completely different
40:13 <bubblegum> loowheeze high off coffee
40:37 <loowheeze> no but i will be
40:40 <loowheeze> nom
40:53 <loowheeze> neway
40:54 <loowheeze> bbl
40:55 <lx>  That was a quick visit loowheeze...
41:00 <Kelevra> maple syrup is so nice with hot pancakes
41:00 <b1rd> lard
41:00 <bubblegum> so you use it in the mix?
41:00 <bubblegum> do*
41:00 <Kelevra> nah I make the pancakes then have a dollop of butter, cream or ice cream and warm maple syrup
41:00 <b1rd> fat
41:00 <Kelevra> my kids hate pancakes, it's awesome
42:00 <b1rd> yea they d
42:00 <Kelevra> b1rd if 52.9kgs is fat
42:00 <Kelevra> i'm fat
42:00 <b1rd> dont wanna get fat
42:00 <b1rd> like u
42:00 <Kelevra> I don't care about your opinion
42:00 <b1rd> it is
42:00 <bubblegum> how are you so light?
42:00 <b1rd> ur short as fuk
42:00 <Kelevra> okay well cool 
42:00 <Kelevra> bubblegum I had 3 sycts drained
42:00 <b1rd> cyst*
43:00 <b1rd> retard lol
43:00 <bubblegum> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> so I thought I was 55-57kgs but I was lighter apparently
43:00 <bubblegum> but you eat pancakes  : o
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah and drink alot of strawberry milk
43:00 <b1rd> fat dog
44:00 <Kelevra> I eat like a normal person but I don't drive so I walk alot
44:00 <Kelevra> I don't think I can get really much more bigger
44:00 <b1rd> rofl you are far from normal
44:00 <Kelevra> b1rd you're really hung up on me aren't you
44:00 <bubblegum> i think he wants to be babysitte
44:00 <bubblegum> r
44:00 <Kelevra> I don't really have alot of people who talk about me as much as you do
44:00 <b1rd> you wish sweety
44:00 <bubblegum> and get paid in pancakes
45:00 <Kelevra> I don't wish
45:00 <Kelevra> i'm making an observation
45:00 <Kelevra> you keep calling me and loowheeze fat
45:00 <Kelevra> thinking we care
45:00 <Kelevra> it's just mind boggling of what kind of result you're expecting
46:00 <bubblegum> he's still in the 10 year old mentality
46:00 <Kelevra> if you want me to personally care I can't be bothered
46:00 <bubblegum> he really likes you
46:00 <bubblegum> and wants to kiss you
46:00 <Kelevra> I think so too
46:00 <Kelevra> he wants to lick my maple syrup leftovers and crumbs of my pancakes
46:00 <bubblegum> that's too erotic
47:00 <loowheeze> rofl
47:00 <loowheeze> this is amazing
47:06 <Kelevra> western star butter or nutlex
47:17 <bubblegum> butter
47:47 <Kelevra> butter makes everything better
48:00 <bubblegum> loowheeze high off coffee
48:00 <loowheeze> no but i will be
48:00 <loowheeze> nom
48:00 <loowheeze> neway
48:00 <loowheeze> bbl
48:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 loowheeze...
48:07 <bubblegum> margarine is toxic anyway
48:57 <Kelevra> it is indeed
49:16 <b1rd> rofl
49:18 <b1rd> fat dog
49:42 <bubblegum> b1rd, why do you live in a van?
49:55 <b1rd> who says i do
49:57 <seaner> LOL!!!!
50:00 <seaner> b1rd LIVES IN A VAN
50:02 <seaner> hahahaha
50:05 <seaner> speak up b1rd
50:08 <seaner> you've been asked a question
50:22 <seaner> speak up son
50:42 <bubblegum> people do, and you don't deny it
51:48 <loowheeze> only use real butter
51:50 <Kelevra> he lives in a van cause he cheated on his wife with lumeah from here
51:55 <loowheeze> the other shit is plastic
51:57 <loowheeze> literally
52:06 <Kelevra> his wifey kicked his ass out
52:10 <seaner> let's allow b1rd to answer :)
52:12 <seaner> speak up b1rd
52:35 <bubblegum> be a man, b1rd
52:35 <loowheeze> thats why he is at the beach
52:40 <loowheeze> in his van
52:47 <seaner> what does lumeah look like?
52:52 <loowheeze> an ugly fuck
52:58 <seaner> yeah?
53:01 <loowheeze> yep
53:02 <seaner> i want to see a picture
53:04 <seaner> judge for myself
53:30 <seaner> b1rd claims to be rooting hot Spanish 18yo back packers n shit
53:31 <seaner> LOL
53:58 <seaner> speak up b1rd - your integrity is in question
54:20 <bubblegum> he's crying again
54:21 <Kelevra> lumeah doesn't look like a hot backpacker
54:43 <loowheeze> hang on
54:45 <Kelevra> however, she looks like she might've eaten 18 backpackers
54:48 <seaner> probably looking through the bins for something to eat
54:50 <loowheeze> lolllllllll
54:56 <loowheeze> almost spat my coffee out
54:59 <loowheeze> timing
55:00 <Kelevra> lmao
55:00 <Kelevra> western star butter or nutlex
55:00 <bubblegum> butter
55:00 <Kelevra> butter makes everything better
55:14 <bubblegum> lol
55:49 <Kelevra> I once pashed a backpacker @ a gay bar in the city, he told me he was a lord, i gave him my number and he never called me
55:56 <Kelevra> I didn't even know what a lord was
56:00 <bubblegum> margarine is toxic anyway
56:00 <Kelevra> it is indeed
56:06 <Kelevra> he was blonde so that was alright
56:15 <seaner> hahaha
56:17 <loowheeze> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12189568_10204896388041614_8104582974789249989_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeH3UWXvqVHqhjy-w_d2HNLnToxPtixIaB-zoBKJy3Z3iCA-vsPnoin_bk9TyFLnPmoUVdoStKA9BXAK2s_q0OnunpR7t8MQnSSCtRb6AP74dw&oh=d929778987ab28cdf4b373760fe62fb0&oe=5B7C8D1C
56:19 <loowheeze> there she is
56:19 <loowheeze> lol
56:22 * loowheeze shudders
56:39 <seaner> wow b1rd
56:42 <seaner> punching above your weight
56:46 <loowheeze> rofl
57:00 <bubblegum> what the hell is that on her neck?
57:00 <b1rd> rofl
57:00 <b1rd> fat dog
57:00 <bubblegum> b1rd, why do you live in a van?
57:00 <b1rd> who says i do
57:00 <seaner> LOL!!!!
57:00 <seaner> b1rd LIVES IN A VAN
57:00 <seaner> hahahaha
57:07 <Kelevra> her head
57:08 <Kelevra> lmao
57:11 <loowheeze> rofl
57:13 <bubblegum> loll
57:35 <Kelevra> she has a fro like hair status
57:38 Join: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) to #sydney
57:43 <seaner> welcome CharlieSheen
57:45 <Kelevra> it's like my pubes when I grow them out for extra padding
57:48 <seaner> b1rd is here answering some questions
57:54 <CharlieSheen> Hello b1rd
57:57 <CharlieSheen> How are you mate?
58:00 <seaner> speak up b1rd
58:00 <seaner> you've been asked a question
58:00 <seaner> speak up son
58:00 <bubblegum> people do, and you don't deny it
58:03 <loowheeze> lol
58:38 <CharlieSheen> I hear you're in the hot seat
58:51 <CharlieSheen> For lowering your standards to root lumies
59:00 <loowheeze> only use real butter
59:00 <Kelevra> he lives in a van cause he cheated on his wife with lumeah from here
59:00 <loowheeze> the other shit is plastic
59:00 <loowheeze> literally
59:17 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak u
59:18 <CharlieSheen> p
59:29 <loowheeze> cat got his tongue
59:30 <loowheeze> lol
59:35 * CharlieSheen slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
59:47 * seaner slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
59:57 <seaner> no cat would go near b1rd
59:57 <Kelevra> he's probably going to type something like "oh you're fat" again
00:00 <Kelevra> his wifey kicked his ass out
00:00 <seaner> let's allow b1rd to answer :)
00:00 <seaner> speak up b1rd
00:00 <bubblegum> be a man, b1rd
00:00 <loowheeze> thats why he is at the beach
00:00 <loowheeze> in his van
00:00 <seaner> what does lumeah look like?
00:00 <loowheeze> an ugly fuck
00:00 <seaner> yeah?
00:00 <loowheeze> yep
00:00 <seaner> i want to see a picture
00:02 <Kelevra> that's his go to today
00:06 <Kelevra> we're all fattttt
00:09 <loowheeze> haha yer
00:11 <CharlieSheen> Of course
00:12 <seaner> do we have a photo of b1rd ?
00:16 <seaner> whats this cat look like
00:19 <seaner> lol
00:20 <Kelevra> I've seen his dick
00:22 <CharlieSheen> I had one
00:25 <Kelevra> only his dick though
00:28 <loowheeze> was that his dick?
00:29 <CharlieSheen> Have to check my logs
00:31 <seaner> yeh, he should be asshamed
00:33 <loowheeze> that small think
00:37 <loowheeze> with bum fluff?
00:37 <Kelevra> yeah the one with the ginge pubes
00:38 <seaner> what a mess
00:42 <loowheeze> haha omg
00:46 <loowheeze> lolllllllllllllllllll
00:58 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why did you post a limp cock pic?
01:00 <Kelevra> either ginge pubes or his piss dyed his pubes
01:00 <seaner> judge for myself
01:00 <seaner> b1rd claims to be rooting hot Spanish 18yo back packers n shit
01:00 <seaner> LOL
01:00 <seaner> speak up b1rd - your integrity is in question
01:03 <CharlieSheen> Were you wanting to cop shit?
01:11 <seaner> he probably hasn't had a proper wash in years
01:15 <seaner> piss stains for the win
01:18 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak up
01:21 <Kelevra> yeah the van would be a stinker
01:29 <b1rd> its 6 inches limp 12 fat
01:30 <seaner> van would be a biohazard
01:36 <seaner> here he is!
01:38 <CharlieSheen> He awakens
01:39 <Kelevra> das a lie
01:45 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why did you post a limp cock pic?
01:48 <b1rd> fact
01:54 <seaner> 12" ?
01:55 <seaner> LOL
02:00 <bubblegum> he's crying again
02:00 <Kelevra> lumeah doesn't look like a hot backpacker
02:00 <loowheeze> hang on
02:00 <Kelevra> however, she looks like she might've eaten 18 backpackers
02:00 <seaner> probably looking through the bins for something to eat
02:00 <loowheeze> lolllllllll
02:00 <loowheeze> almost spat my coffee out
02:00 <loowheeze> timing
02:00 <Kelevra> lmao
02:01 <CharlieSheen> Your pubes are longer than your cock
02:09 <CharlieSheen> Unsure if you should be proud of that or not son.
02:22 <seaner> b1rd can't get it hard anymore CharlieSheen
02:34 <CharlieSheen> Fucking Lumeah would do that to anyne
02:41 <Kelevra> 12 inches is a lie
03:00 <bubblegum> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> I once pashed a backpacker @ a gay bar in the city, he told me he was a lord, i gave him my number and he never called me
03:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even know what a lord was
03:15 * CharlieSheen vomits
03:22 <loowheeze> haha
03:26 <b1rd> fact
03:38 <CharlieSheen> [12:10:32] <CharlieSheen> Fucking Lumeah would do that to anyne
03:39 <CharlieSheen> [12:11:24] <b1rd> fact
03:49 <CharlieSheen> Admission is the first step I guess..
03:54 <loowheeze> yup
04:00 <Kelevra> he was blonde so that was alright
04:00 <seaner> hahaha
04:00 <loowheeze> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12189568_10204896388041614_8104582974789249989_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeH3UWXvqVHqhjy-w_d2HNLnToxPtixIaB-zoBKJy3Z3iCA-vsPnoin_bk9TyFLnPmoUVdoStKA9BXAK2s_q0OnunpR7t8MQnSSCtRb6AP74dw&oh=d929778987ab28cdf4b373760fe62fb0&oe=5B7C8D1C
04:00 <loowheeze> there she is
04:00 <loowheeze> lol
04:00 <seaner> wow b1rd
04:00 <seaner> punching above your weight
04:00 <loowheeze> rofl
04:00 <bubblegum> what the hell is that on her neck?
04:05 <Kelevra> why doesn't she come on anymore?
04:17 <loowheeze> he probably killed her
04:17 <CharlieSheen> She can't remember how to connect.
04:25 <CharlieSheen> Slab short of a 6 pack that one.
04:35 <Kelevra> lmao
04:52 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why doesn't Lumeah come on anymore?
04:55 <CharlieSheen> Speak up son.
05:00 <Kelevra> her head
05:00 <Kelevra> lmao
05:00 <loowheeze> rofl
05:00 <bubblegum> loll
05:00 <Kelevra> she has a fro like hair status
05:00 <seaner> welcome CharlieSheen
05:00 <Kelevra> it's like my pubes when I grow them out for extra padding
05:00 <seaner> b1rd is here answering some questions
05:00 <CharlieSheen> Hello b1rd
05:00 <CharlieSheen> How are you mate?
05:01 <b1rd> she died
05:06 <CharlieSheen> bullshit
05:10 <b1rd> while fucking
05:14 <b1rd> yea tru
05:48 <seaner> did you have something to do with that b1rd?
05:56 <seaner> you sound like the type that would do shit like that
05:57 * HellFury chokes on her coffee at CS comment
06:00 <loowheeze> lol
06:00 <CharlieSheen> I hear you're in the hot seat
06:00 <CharlieSheen> For lowering your standards to root lumies
06:02 <b1rd> well i guess so
06:12 <seaner> fess up son
06:14 <seaner> admit your sins
06:28 <b1rd> yeh i fkd her to death guilty as charged
06:52 <CharlieSheen> You can't get a fat
06:57 <CharlieSheen> You didn't fuck her to death.
07:00 <HellFury> that pic lol
07:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak u
07:00 <CharlieSheen> p
07:00 <loowheeze> cat got his tongue
07:00 <loowheeze> lol
07:00 <seaner> no cat would go near b1rd
07:00 <Kelevra> he's probably going to type something like "oh you're fat" again
07:00 <Kelevra> that's his go to today
08:00 <Kelevra> we're all fattttt
08:00 <loowheeze> haha yer
08:00 <CharlieSheen> Of course
08:00 <seaner> do we have a photo of b1rd ?
08:00 <seaner> whats this cat look like
08:00 <seaner> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> I've seen his dick
08:00 <CharlieSheen> I had one
08:00 <Kelevra> only his dick though
08:00 <loowheeze> was that his dick?
08:00 <CharlieSheen> Have to check my logs
08:00 <seaner> yeh, he should be asshamed
08:00 <loowheeze> that small think
08:00 <loowheeze> with bum fluff?
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah the one with the ginge pubes
08:00 <seaner> what a mess
08:00 <loowheeze> haha omg
08:00 <loowheeze> lolllllllllllllllllll
08:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why did you post a limp cock pic?
08:00 <Kelevra> either ginge pubes or his piss dyed his pubes
08:02 <seaner> rofl
09:00 <CharlieSheen> Were you wanting to cop shit?
09:00 <seaner> he probably hasn't had a proper wash in years
09:00 <seaner> piss stains for the win
09:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak up
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah the van would be a stinker
09:00 <b1rd> its 6 inches limp 12 fat
09:00 <seaner> van would be a biohazard
09:00 <seaner> here he is!
09:00 <CharlieSheen> He awakens
09:00 <Kelevra> das a lie
09:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why did you post a limp cock pic?
09:00 <b1rd> fact
09:00 <seaner> 12" ?
09:00 <seaner> LOL
09:00 <CharlieSheen> Your pubes are longer than your cock
09:02 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is very quiet
09:06 <CharlieSheen> His lies are coming undone.
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09:30 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllll
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09:35 <CharlieSheen> Haii Davey <3
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09:57 <HellFury> wha
10:00 <CharlieSheen> Unsure if you should be proud of that or not son.
10:00 <seaner> b1rd can't get it hard anymore CharlieSheen
10:00 <CharlieSheen> Fucking Lumeah would do that to anyne
10:00 <Kelevra> 12 inches is a lie
10:54 <loowheeze> lol
11:00 <loowheeze> haha
11:00 <b1rd> fact
11:00 <CharlieSheen> [12:10:32] <CharlieSheen> Fucking Lumeah would do that to anyne
11:00 <CharlieSheen> [12:11:24] <b1rd> fact
11:00 <CharlieSheen> Admission is the first step I guess..
11:00 <loowheeze> yup
11:19 <CharlieSheen> Polly is upset cuz he can't kill my bnc anymore
11:21 <CharlieSheen> :(
11:32 <loowheeze> awwwz
12:00 <HellFury> pullcock style
12:00 <Kelevra> why doesn't she come on anymore?
12:00 <loowheeze> he probably killed her
12:00 <CharlieSheen> She can't remember how to connect.
12:00 <CharlieSheen> Slab short of a 6 pack that one.
12:00 <Kelevra> lmao
12:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Why doesn't Lumeah come on anymore?
12:00 <CharlieSheen> Speak up son.
12:00 <b1rd> she died
12:20 <CharlieSheen> Actually, that one was more likely b1rd
12:29 <CharlieSheen> Polly puts in effort and uses full colours
12:31 <HellFury> lol
12:37 <CharlieSheen> And doesn't use KiwiIRC
12:45 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is triggered
12:57 <HellFury> piss poor
13:00 <CharlieSheen> bullshit
13:00 <b1rd> while fucking
13:00 <b1rd> yea tru
13:00 <seaner> did you have something to do with that b1rd?
13:00 <seaner> you sound like the type that would do shit like that
13:00 <b1rd> well i guess so
14:00 <seaner> fess up son
14:00 <seaner> admit your sins
14:00 <b1rd> yeh i fkd her to death guilty as charged
14:00 <CharlieSheen> You can't get a fat
14:00 <CharlieSheen> You didn't fuck her to death.
14:00 <HellFury> that pic lol
14:31 <seaner> b1rd triggered
14:39 * seaner slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
14:54 * seaner slaps b1rd around a bit with a large triggered trout
15:00 <seaner> rofl
15:13 <CharlieSheen> haha
16:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is very quiet
16:21 <HellFury> lol
17:00 <CharlieSheen> His lies are coming undone.
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17:00 <CharlieSheeen> eriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
17:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllll
17:00 <CharlieSheen> Haii Davey <3
17:00 <HellFury> wha
17:02 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: I give your effort 2/10
18:00 <loowheeze> lol
18:42 <CharlieSheen> I think the b1rd is in damage control
19:00 <CharlieSheen> Polly is upset cuz he can't kill my bnc anymore
19:00 <CharlieSheen> :(
19:00 <loowheeze> awwwz
19:00 <HellFury> pullcock style
20:00 <CharlieSheen> Actually, that one was more likely b1rd
20:00 <CharlieSheen> Polly puts in effort and uses full colours
20:00 <HellFury> lol
20:00 <CharlieSheen> And doesn't use KiwiIRC
20:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is triggered
20:00 <HellFury> piss poor
20:34 <seaner> b1rd, you're being called to answer mate, speak up son
21:06 <CharlieSheen> He's not so lippy when he hasn't got backup.
21:58 <Kelevra> he's thinking about how not to be limp in the pants anymore
22:00 <seaner> b1rd triggered
22:05 <CharlieSheen> Ah
22:12 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: It's a little blue pill mate.
22:12 <Kelevra> and how he can take a dick pic in his van to prove he can actually get it up
22:22 <CharlieSheen> Ask your GP for one.
22:48 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: So he won't reply for hours
22:56 <CharlieSheen> As he furiously tries to wank himself hard.
23:00 <CharlieSheen> haha
23:06 <Kelevra> he'd cop blisters
23:12 <CharlieSheen> Friction burn
23:20 <CharlieSheen> Blisters would be from lumies
23:40 <Kelevra> she'd have an epic tight cunt
23:51 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Is it true you had to chainsaw her pubes before you fucked?
24:00 <HellFury> lol
24:03 <HellFury> lol
24:11 <CharlieSheen> She would.. Prob only ever had 1-2 fucks in her life.
24:11 * HellFury walks off giggling
24:27 <HellFury> fucken hell D you made me snort loudly
24:33 <CharlieSheen> You're welcome.
24:49 <HellFury> chipmunk and her thick hair
25:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: I give your effort 2/10
25:07 <CharlieSheen> Well look at her.. You'd know she would have a wall of hair down there.
25:23 <CharlieSheen> It'd be like the amazon rainforest.
25:41 * HellFury snorts out her coffee
25:57 <Kelevra> yeah well the hair on her head looks so fuzzy imagine her pubes
26:00 <CharlieSheen> I think the b1rd is in damage control
26:06 <Kelevra> it's be like steel wool
26:09 <CharlieSheen> She would need 2-3 razors to shave
26:10 <Kelevra> it'd*
26:27 <CharlieSheen> I really don't want to imagine her pubes.. I only ate just before.
26:34 <HellFury> haha
26:47 <HellFury> that bush won't raise that limp dick
27:06 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: With your small limp cock, how did you conquer the forest?
27:12 <CharlieSheen> I'm genuinely impressed.
27:38 <CharlieSheen> Or did you fuck her with your pubes cuz they're longer?
28:00 <seaner> b1rd, you're being called to answer mate, speak up son
28:06 * HellFury stuffs hand in mouth
28:14 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak up
28:39 <HellFury> millions of lil cocks
29:00 <CharlieSheen> He's not so lippy when he hasn't got backup.
29:00 <Kelevra> he's thinking about how not to be limp in the pants anymore
29:55 <HellFury> just think of that hair bobbing in your lap b1rd
30:00 <CharlieSheen> Ah
30:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: It's a little blue pill mate.
30:00 <Kelevra> and how he can take a dick pic in his van to prove he can actually get it up
30:00 <CharlieSheen> Ask your GP for one.
30:00 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: So he won't reply for hours
30:00 <CharlieSheen> As he furiously tries to wank himself hard.
31:00 <Kelevra> he'd cop blisters
31:00 <CharlieSheen> Friction burn
31:00 <CharlieSheen> Blisters would be from lumies
31:00 <Kelevra> she'd have an epic tight cunt
31:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Is it true you had to chainsaw her pubes before you fucked?
32:00 <HellFury> lol
32:00 <CharlieSheen> She would.. Prob only ever had 1-2 fucks in her life.
32:00 <HellFury> fucken hell D you made me snort loudly
32:00 <CharlieSheen> You're welcome.
32:00 <HellFury> chipmunk and her thick hair
33:00 <CharlieSheen> Well look at her.. You'd know she would have a wall of hair down there.
33:00 <CharlieSheen> It'd be like the amazon rainforest.
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah well the hair on her head looks so fuzzy imagine her pubes
34:00 <Kelevra> it's be like steel wool
34:00 <CharlieSheen> She would need 2-3 razors to shave
34:00 <Kelevra> it'd*
34:00 <CharlieSheen> I really don't want to imagine her pubes.. I only ate just before.
34:00 <HellFury> haha
34:00 <HellFury> that bush won't raise that limp dick
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34:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
35:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: With your small limp cock, how did you conquer the forest?
35:00 <CharlieSheen> I'm genuinely impressed.
35:00 <CharlieSheen> Or did you fuck her with your pubes cuz they're longer?
36:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Speak up
36:00 <HellFury> millions of lil cocks
37:00 <HellFury> just think of that hair bobbing in your lap b1rd
45:40 <b1rd> yummmmo
46:14 <b1rd> just had two steak pies and finished up with an eXxxcellant chocolate brownie.
53:00 <b1rd> yummmmo
54:00 <b1rd> just had two steak pies and finished up with an eXxxcellant chocolate brownie.
54:24 <seaner> speak up b1rd
54:43 <b1rd> i did duhh ^
55:06 <CharlieSheen> the b1rd awakens
55:17 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: With your small limp cock, how did you conquer the forest?
55:57 * b1rd gasps
56:27 <b1rd> I'm flabergasted, gobsmacked.
56:44 <b1rd> Could you possibly be any more uncouth?
57:26 <CharlieSheen> lol @ that. As if you're that soft.
57:52 <b1rd> I'm sorry. Not following you here mate...
59:17 <Kelevra> [12:54] <b1rd> just had two steak pies and finished up with an eXxxcellant chocolate brownie.
59:23 <Kelevra> and you say me and loowheeze are fat
59:28 <Kelevra> you're such a bullshit artist
59:59 <b1rd> oh my god.
00:17 <b1rd> did that just come out of your mouth?
00:21 <Kelevra> you're a fat cunt
00:32 <Kelevra> nothing came out of my mouth, i'm typing
00:34 <Kelevra> faggot.
00:46 <CharlieSheen> burned
01:05 <b1rd> wow just wow
01:33 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is passive. Guess his ex wife just came over and belted him.
01:38 <Kelevra> you should play it, oh wat you can't cause you don't even have a pc
01:40 * b1rd is in a state of shock
02:00 <seaner> speak up b1rd
02:00 <b1rd> i did duhh ^
02:05 <b1rd> ive got an i7 8th gen. laptop
02:26 <b1rd> with a mid / toprange graphics card
03:00 <CharlieSheen> the b1rd awakens
03:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: With your small limp cock, how did you conquer the forest?
03:03 <b1rd> tend not to be interested in kids games these days however kelevra.
04:00 <b1rd> I'm flabergasted, gobsmacked.
04:00 <b1rd> Could you possibly be any more uncouth?
04:45 <Kelevra> you don't have a laptop
05:00 <CharlieSheen> lol @ that. As if you're that soft.
05:00 <b1rd> I'm sorry. Not following you here mate...
05:16 <b1rd> i beg your pardon, i sure do.
05:25 <b1rd> its under my drivers side seat
05:51 <b1rd> got an inverter to charge or run it on too.
06:08 Part: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:13 <b1rd> do you not own a gaming laptop kelevra?
07:00 <Kelevra> [12:54] <b1rd> just had two steak pies and finished up with an eXxxcellant chocolate brownie.
07:00 <Kelevra> and you say me and loowheeze are fat
07:00 <Kelevra> you're such a bullshit artist
07:00 <b1rd> oh my god.
08:00 <b1rd> did that just come out of your mouth?
08:00 <Kelevra> you're a fat cunt
08:00 <Kelevra> nothing came out of my mouth, i'm typing
08:00 <Kelevra> faggot.
08:00 <CharlieSheen> burned
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09:00 <b1rd> wow just wow
09:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is passive. Guess his ex wife just came over and belted him.
09:00 <Kelevra> you should play it, oh wat you can't cause you don't even have a pc
09:18 <CharlieSheen> I swear they need to stop hiring plebs to work on NBN
09:40 <b1rd> the design is the issue
09:52 <CharlieSheen> No it's all these bloody indians
10:00 <b1rd> ive got an i7 8th gen. laptop
10:00 <b1rd> with a mid / toprange graphics card
10:02 <CharlieSheen> They keep fucking around with the node I'm on
10:21 <b1rd> no
10:47 <b1rd> thats because its still being rolled out
11:00 <b1rd> tend not to be interested in kids games these days however kelevra.
11:01 <b1rd> ive done telco work so i know some of the challenges
11:44 <b1rd> people make mistakes too even westerners
12:00 <Kelevra> you don't have a laptop
12:09 <CharlieSheen> There's one working on my node right now, I can see him
12:34 <seaner> I'm lucky, our 'node' is the POIC :)
12:36 <b1rd> your work is mission critical?
12:41 * Devil45 is in an area where NBN has not yet commenced but will within the next couple of months.
12:47 * seaner pats the fibre optic cable
12:59 <b1rd> you dropping off irc isnt the end of the universe mate
13:00 <b1rd> i beg your pardon, i sure do.
13:00 <b1rd> its under my drivers side seat
13:00 <b1rd> got an inverter to charge or run it on too.
13:08 <CharlieSheen> lol I'm working at IRCing
13:12 <CharlieSheen> and*
13:19 <b1rd> sure kid sure
13:27 <Devil45> first they tell me 'you wont get NBN until 2025' now im told it will be this year. make up your minds telstra
13:31 <CharlieSheen> So tell me b1rd
13:44 <CharlieSheen> Did you fuck Lumeah with your pubes?
13:47 <b1rd> thats a long wait indeed devil45
13:57 <Devil45> this year - only 2 months
14:00 <b1rd> do you not own a gaming laptop kelevra?
14:05 <b1rd> please charliesheen....
14:13 <Devil45> mind you they told me 2025 - back in 2015
14:19 <b1rd> gentleman dont kiss and tell
14:34 <CharlieSheen> Well you're no gentleman
14:36 <Devil45> only because the guy didnt know for sure at the time.
14:40 <b1rd> well i hope you get it sooner devil45
14:46 <Devil45> i dont actually want it
14:50 <Devil45> but
15:01 <Devil45> if they offer FTTN and billing is easy ill do it
15:18 <b1rd> yep
15:20 <Devil45> i wont let them install anything in my home
15:27 <b1rd> oh k
15:28 <Devil45> just plug n play
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17:00 <CharlieSheen> I swear they need to stop hiring plebs to work on NBN
17:00 <b1rd> the design is the issue
17:00 <CharlieSheen> No it's all these bloody indians
18:00 <CharlieSheen> They keep fucking around with the node I'm on
18:00 <b1rd> no
18:00 <b1rd> thats because its still being rolled out
18:00 <b1rd> ive done telco work so i know some of the challenges
19:00 <b1rd> people make mistakes too even westerners
20:00 <CharlieSheen> There's one working on my node right now, I can see him
20:00 <seaner> I'm lucky, our 'node' is the POIC :)
20:00 <b1rd> your work is mission critical?
20:00 <b1rd> you dropping off irc isnt the end of the universe mate
21:00 <CharlieSheen> lol I'm working at IRCing
21:00 <CharlieSheen> and*
21:00 <b1rd> sure kid sure
21:00 <Devil45> first they tell me 'you wont get NBN until 2025' now im told it will be this year. make up your minds telstra
21:00 <CharlieSheen> So tell me b1rd
21:00 <CharlieSheen> Did you fuck Lumeah with your pubes?
21:00 <b1rd> thats a long wait indeed devil45
21:00 <Devil45> this year - only 2 months
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22:00 <b1rd> please charliesheen....
22:00 <Devil45> mind you they told me 2025 - back in 2015
22:00 <b1rd> gentleman dont kiss and tell
22:00 <CharlieSheen> Well you're no gentleman
22:00 <Devil45> only because the guy didnt know for sure at the time.
22:00 <b1rd> well i hope you get it sooner devil45
22:00 <Devil45> i dont actually want it
22:00 <Devil45> but
22:00 <Devil45> if they offer FTTN and billing is easy ill do it
22:39 <b1rd> hey fellas sup
23:00 <b1rd> yep
23:00 <Devil45> i wont let them install anything in my home
23:00 <b1rd> oh k
23:00 <Devil45> just plug n play
29:55 <CharlieSheen> b1rd
29:58 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Hello
29:59 <Kelevra> b1rd totally comes across as a gay dude
30:00 <b1rd> hey fellas sup
30:15 <b1rd> heyya mate
30:20 <CharlieSheen> He would be suitable as a faggot... Small cock so he doesn't hurt his bf
31:23 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
32:26 <b1rd> guys take it to PM or the troll channel.
32:38 <b1rd> ta.
32:53 <CharlieSheen> lol
33:02 <Kelevra> there's a troll channel?
33:03 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is going submissive again
34:56 <Kelevra> he gives off the mega gay vibes
35:02 <Kelevra> tense your cheeks
35:14 <CharlieSheen> Sorry, I'm exit only
35:27 <b1rd> is this the sex channel?
35:51 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: If you're unhappy, you are welcome to part the channel.
35:56 <CharlieSheen> Nobody is forcing you to stay.
36:11 <bubblegum> i thought charlie was a boy
36:14 <bubblegum> er, bot
37:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd
37:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Hello
37:00 <Kelevra> b1rd totally comes across as a gay dude
37:11 <Kelevra> sif bot
37:30 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: Hi. How may I assist you today?
38:00 <b1rd> heyya mate
38:00 <CharlieSheen> He would be suitable as a faggot... Small cock so he doesn't hurt his bf
38:16 <bubblegum> charliesheen, would you be able to do a little dance for me?
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
39:08 <b1rd> im considering making a complaint to the network administrators regarding some of the users here
39:18 <Kelevra> do it
39:26 <Kelevra> you're a fkn little bitch
39:39 <b1rd> as you can see ^
40:00 <b1rd> this is absolutely reprehensible conduct kelevra
40:00 <b1rd> guys take it to PM or the troll channel.
40:00 <b1rd> ta.
40:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> there's a troll channel?
40:23 <b1rd> what on earth has gotten into you?
41:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is going submissive again
41:20 <Kelevra> god you must be bored
42:00 <Kelevra> he gives off the mega gay vibes
42:00 <Kelevra> tense your cheeks
42:03 <b1rd> i really fear for the future of your offspring
42:28 <Kelevra> that's okay you can be fearful of anything you desire
43:00 <CharlieSheen> Sorry, I'm exit only
43:00 <b1rd> is this the sex channel?
43:00 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: If you're unhappy, you are welcome to part the channel.
43:00 <CharlieSheen> Nobody is forcing you to stay.
43:22 <Kelevra> you're boring and have a tiny penis so you're entitled to have fear, the lack of everything you have, you deserve to have some fear
43:26 <bubblegum> https://soundcloud.com/ilkp
43:32 <Kelevra> moving alone b1rd
43:32 <bubblegum> the "fears" track there
43:41 <Kelevra> along even
44:00 <Kelevra> I think I might have some seafood for dinner
44:00 <bubblegum> i thought charlie was a boy
44:00 <bubblegum> er, bot
44:02 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
44:25 <Devil45> b1rd holds a record
44:57 <Devil45> but it isnt frank sinatra
45:00 <Kelevra> sif bot
45:00 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: Hi. How may I assist you today?
45:04 <b1rd> lol
45:20 <b1rd> yeah true devil45 is right
45:23 * CharlieSheen dances for bubblegum
46:00 <bubblegum> charliesheen, would you be able to do a little dance for me?
47:00 <b1rd> im considering making a complaint to the network administrators regarding some of the users here
47:00 <Kelevra> do it
47:00 <Kelevra> you're a fkn little bitch
47:00 <b1rd> as you can see ^ 
47:00 <b1rd> this is absolutely reprehensible conduct kelevra
48:00 <b1rd> what on earth has gotten into you?
48:01 <b1rd> kelevra sup ?
49:00 <Kelevra> god you must be bored
50:00 <b1rd> i really fear for the future of your offspring
50:00 <Kelevra> that's okay you can be fearful of anything you desire
51:00 <Kelevra> you're boring and have a tiny penis so you're entitled to have fear, the lack of everything you have, you deserve to have some fear
51:00 <bubblegum> https://soundcloud.com/ilkp
51:00 <Kelevra> moving alone b1rd
51:00 <bubblegum> the "fears" track there
51:00 <Kelevra> along even
51:00 <Kelevra> I think I might have some seafood for dinner
51:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
51:37 * bubblegum throws money at CharlieSheen
52:00 <Devil45> b1rd holds a record
52:00 <Devil45> but it isnt frank sinatra
53:00 <b1rd> lol
53:00 <b1rd> yeah true devil45 is right
54:21 <b1rd> :)
55:00 <b1rd> kelevra sup ?
00:39 * Devil45 is sick of dr phil going on about school shootings that took place almost 20 years ago. what next? brenda spencer exclusive?
01:24 <b1rd> lol
01:38 <b1rd> twenty years ago wow
02:00 <b1rd> :)
02:11 <Devil45> yesterday it was about columbine
02:57 <b1rd> ah yes
03:34 <b1rd> alot of messed up kids idolised that shooter for a while
03:54 <Devil45> brenda shot 2 people at her school in 1979 - which partly inspired the song 'i dont like mondays'
04:07 <b1rd> lol really
04:23 <Devil45> when cops asked her why she did it she said 'i dont like mondays'
04:37 <b1rd> jeez
04:57 <Devil45> even reporters asked her that
04:57 <b1rd> surely was something else going on
05:51 <b1rd> full on
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09:00 <b1rd> lol
09:00 <b1rd> twenty years ago wow
10:00 <Devil45> yesterday it was about columbine
10:00 <b1rd> ah yes
11:00 <b1rd> alot of messed up kids idolised that shooter for a while 
11:00 <Devil45> brenda shot 2 people at her school in 1979 - which partly inspired the song 'i dont like mondays'
12:00 <b1rd> lol really
12:00 <Devil45> when cops asked her why she did it she said 'i dont like mondays'
12:00 <b1rd> jeez
12:00 <Devil45> even reporters asked her that
12:00 <b1rd> surely was something else going on
13:00 <b1rd> full on
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58:24 <CharlieSheen> Quiet day yesterday based on topic
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05:49 <b1rd> ;)
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50:15 Nick: Acem is now known as TurK
50:39 Nick: TurK is now known as Acem
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53:19 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
53:27 <b1rd> rofl
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17:02 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] hahaha you got banned
17:09 <CharlieSheen> Rabbit: Are you on a power trip or something?
17:11 <Kelevra> fun times
17:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol so did u muggins
17:39 <Kelevra> Rabbit has some sort of issue that needs a huge tissue
17:44 <Kelevra> I didn't get banned
17:50 <CharlieSheen> I shall be speaking to ibiza about this.
17:51 <Kelevra> neither did CharlieSheen..
18:39 <CharlieSheen> I'm not banned, just muted lol
18:51 <Kelevra> yus
18:55 <Kelevra> huge difference
19:03 <Devil45> someone got coned?
19:11 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra and I did
19:14 <Kelevra> yeah
19:19 <Devil45> mmm
19:20 <T-City> Rabbit = Pollock
19:22 <CharlieSheen> For the most pissweak reasoning
19:26 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
19:33 <Kelevra> cause pong got his panties in a twist
19:39 <CharlieSheen> Pollock has been dosing my bnc all day
19:46 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOL
19:53 <CharlieSheen> He put in a fair effort I admit.. But my bnc lives.
19:54 <T-City> Its Pollock I'm not being an idiot
20:00 <T-City> I bet he did lol
20:09 <CharlieSheen> 2.8GBps
20:13 <T-City> It's what he does
20:13 <Kelevra> it's not pollock
20:19 <T-City> Yes it is
20:19 <Kelevra> Rabbit is a fuckwit
20:23 <Kelevra> no it's not
20:32 <Kelevra> you're the dumbest cunt if you think it is
20:36 <T-City> I've seen him lose it an go full pollock
20:43 <T-City> It's Pollock Kelevra
20:44 <Kelevra> it's not pollock
20:52 <T-City> You don't know what you are talking about
20:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kelvra has a smelly fish fanny
20:59 <Kelevra> it's not, you can believe if it you wish
21:03 <CharlieSheen> Rabbit: Speak up
21:04 <T-City> I shall
21:17 <CharlieSheen> Defend these allegations.
21:23 <T-City> Speak up Rabbit
21:27 <Kelevra> Rabbit won't respond now CharlieSheen
21:46 <Kelevra> Rabbit hides in a hole of self misery after Rabbit is naughty
22:03 <Kelevra> Rabbit is recognizing how fucking stupid Rabbit is
22:31 <Kelevra> Rabbit will get told to fold someday and leave, i'll be here to watch and laugh
22:31 <CharlieSheen> Hopefully ibiza realises he needs to overhaul Rabbit.
22:42 <Kelevra> oh no ibiza won't do that
22:46 * Devil45 checks the dvr to see if i recorded another school shooting exclusive dr phil episode.
22:52 <Kelevra> ibiza is silly
23:00 <CharlieSheen> Nah ibiza is aiight
23:08 <Kelevra> oh no he's silly
23:13 <Kelevra> don't be confused
24:16 <CharlieSheen> Rabbit won't speak up
24:18 <CharlieSheen> Too weak
24:33 <Kelevra> indeed
24:40 <Kelevra> bunnies are fragile
25:06 <Kelevra> it's why we were told we're trolling..
28:01 <CharlieSheen> lolll
28:08 <CharlieSheen> Heart attack?
28:25 <CharlieSheen> I got told I'm fat and a rapist and that was fine
28:33 <CharlieSheen> But if I say anything, I'm trolling
28:44 <CharlieSheen> Lucky von was there to deal justice.
29:30 <Kelevra> yeah
32:52 <Lumeah> get fukd
33:07 <CharlieSheen> Hello Lumeah
33:19 <CharlieSheen> Long time
33:48 <Kelevra> Lumeah..
34:08 <Kelevra> doubt it's the real lumeah
34:36 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12189568_10204896388041614_8104582974789249989_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeH3UWXvqVHqhjy-w_d2HNLnToxPtixIaB-zoBKJy3Z3iCA-vsPnoin_bk9TyFLnPmoUVdoStKA9BXAK2s_q0OnunpR7t8MQnSSCtRb6AP74dw&oh=d929778987ab28cdf4b373760fe62fb0&oe=5B7C8D1C
35:04 <CharlieSheen> lolllll
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38:07 <CharlieSheen> Whois looks close
38:12 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Speak up
38:25 <Kezzie> hi and bye all just got home from getting more iv fluids i off to watch tv in bed
38:42 <CharlieSheen> Hi Kezzie, bye Kezzie lol
39:41 <Kezzie> nite CharlieSheen
41:11 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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41:49 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
42:00 <Kezzie> hugs Sunbeam
42:03 <Sunbeam> morning everyone :)
42:14 <Sunbeam> hiya Kezzie hugggggggs :)
43:30 <Kezzie> bbs
43:31 <lx>  No probs Kezzie...
44:06 <Lumeah> u guys dont chnage
44:40 <Kezzie> hi Lumeah
44:50 <Kezzie> i didnt do anything Lumeah
44:52 <Sunbeam> hiya Lumeah :)
47:50 <Kezzie> how r u Sunbeam
48:16 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: You're game commenting on Rabbit and their antics
48:24 <CharlieSheen> You'll prob get an 8 hour suspension too
49:09 <Kezzie> CharlieSheen dont think Rabbit is that mean
49:58 <CharlieSheen> Rabbit is a power tripper
50:11 <CharlieSheen> Too weak to speak up and defend himself.
51:09 <Kezzie> Rabbit will respond CharlieSheen
51:21 <Kezzie> i dont have a problem with Rabbit
51:23 <CharlieSheen> Doubt it. He has no power here.
52:22 <Kezzie> you dont need ops to chat
52:40 <CharlieSheen> You need voice, and Rabbit suspended me for standing up for myself.
52:40 <Devil45> Rabbit has never bothered me either
53:22 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks Kezzie ( phone rang)
53:31 <CharlieSheen> Good evening Sunbeam
53:42 <Sunbeam> good morning CharlieSheen :)
53:49 <Sunbeam> well it is here lol
53:59 <CharlieSheen> loll
54:01 <CharlieSheen> How goes?
54:05 <Kelevra> Skirmish knows the dealio
54:09 <Kelevra> he's not dumb
54:14 <Kelevra> like some people..
54:30 <Kelevra> I think we were all ops @ some point aswell
54:38 <CharlieSheen> Yep
54:43 <Kelevra> CharlieSheen, myself and Skirmish just not 2 the same time
54:49 <Kelevra> 2=@*
55:00 <Sunbeam> good here ta
55:06 <CharlieSheen> Excellent
55:11 <Sunbeam> and you?
55:16 <CharlieSheen> I'm just peachy
55:31 <Sunbeam> good to hear
55:35 * Kezzie wanders off to bed to rest body
55:46 <Kelevra> rest well Kezzie <3
56:33 <Kezzie> ty
56:35 Part: eggmix ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:35 Part: charisma ([email protected]) from #sydney
04:02 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:12 <Lumeah> fat fuck
06:35 <Skirmish> [17:56] <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: You're game commenting on Rabbit and their antics <---- *shrugs* It's just another person doing pretty similar things as others have in the past. They come and go. Eventually the regulars move on and the channels goes dark and they get replaced.
07:26 <CharlieSheen> True
08:36 <Skirmish> I think Rabbit gets more enjoyment out of people complaining about what they do.
10:40 <Skirmish> A power thing.
12:21 <Skirmish> On that note ... time to cook dinner before the wife gets too HANGRY.
12:47 <Skirmish> For a fake wife she sure gets demanding.
13:04 <Kelevra> she seems like a nice lady
13:34 <b1rd> ROFL
13:48 <Kelevra> b1rd is chirping
14:06 <Kelevra> I wonder what it'll type
14:09 <b1rd> its not useful to reinforce his delusions, kelevra
14:36 <Kelevra> sorry? you're making sense..
14:43 <Kelevra> pardon moi?
15:04 <CharlieSheen> lol
15:07 <Kelevra> Rabbit has delusions indeed
15:07 <CharlieSheen> Fake wife
15:12 <CharlieSheen> I've got a fake car apparently too
15:48 <Kelevra> I love how we all read the same convo and come to different conclusions it makes irc complex to an extent
15:48 <b1rd> LMAO
16:23 <Lumeah> he gt no fuckn wife
16:24 <b1rd> rofl nothing complex about the rabbid wildlife here
16:28 <Lumeah> asking me for pics
16:51 <Kelevra> Lumeah what rhymes with wife? and ask yourself what you have to bring to the table.
17:11 <b1rd> you make no sense kelevra
17:16 <Lumeah> ask yourself bitch
17:28 <Kelevra> oh wow you typed I'm a bitch
17:32 <Kelevra> so harrrshhhh
17:41 <Kelevra> you have a brisley bush
17:41 <b1rd> youve had a long day of being roasted by me, time to call it a day eh kelevra?
17:42 <Lumeah> ask yaself then Kelevra
17:56 <Kelevra> those pubes you have on your head are very coarse
18:20 <Lumeah> cunt
18:28 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12189568_10204896388041614_8104582974789249989_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeH3UWXvqVHqhjy-w_d2HNLnToxPtixIaB-zoBKJy3Z3iCA-vsPnoin_bk9TyFLnPmoUVdoStKA9BXAK2s_q0OnunpR7t8MQnSSCtRb6AP74dw&oh=d929778987ab28cdf4b373760fe62fb0&oe=5B7C8D1C
18:30 <CharlieSheen> Yup it's lumies
18:31 <Lumeah> always a rude cunt
18:34 <Kelevra> steel wool
18:57 <b1rd> hi lumeah :/
18:57 <Lumeah> why do ya keep posting my pics?
19:04 <Kelevra> nappy hair indeed on so many levels
19:15 <Lumeah> get a life
19:17 <Lumeah> hi b1rd
19:19 <Kelevra> do you wear nappies?
19:24 <b1rd> hi lumeah
19:27 <Kelevra> are they a sporting fashion in nsw?
19:38 * b1rd ducks
19:51 <Kelevra> oh look he's trying to be cute..
19:54 <Kelevra> how adorable.
20:46 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is in denial
20:47 <Kelevra> Lumeah do you know of b1rd's hatred antics today of you and what b1rd has typed about you?
21:06 <Kelevra> I won't paste fake logs
21:24 <Lumeah> i dun know what you are talking about
21:25 <Kelevra> but yeah I'd not be typing "hello" to b1rd if I were you.
21:39 <Kelevra> he just wants to crash @ your house cause his van is cold
21:59 <von> thats not Lumeah just quietly
22:04 <b1rd> lol
22:16 <b1rd> its loopydog
22:22 <b1rd> or breaker
22:34 * HellFury eats popcorn watching
23:00 <Kelevra> either way b1rd would find himself a place to crash even it were with a guy with a hard on
23:05 <Kelevra> he's so jealous he can
23:12 <Kelevra> can't get one
23:30 <Kelevra> so to obtain one he'd have to go another hot blooded male
23:37 <b1rd> colds not that unpleasant
23:48 <Kelevra> he'd probably settle with a corpse if it had a fat.
24:00 <b1rd> lol
24:16 <Kelevra> yes.. lol.
24:51 <CharlieSheen> lollllll
25:32 <b1rd> probly push me old cunts into a home soon and sell their house
25:50 <b1rd> thats me plan anyway
26:34 <Lumeah> i dun care
26:51 <b1rd> lol
27:49 Join: Demrahc ([email protected]) to #sydney
27:54 <b1rd> lumeah let us crash at ur joint
27:59 <b1rd> karn
28:12 <Lumeah> fuck off cunt
28:12 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
28:14 <Sutekh> wtf, you lot still going hard
28:16 <CharlieSheen> LOLLLLLLLL
28:18 <b1rd> rofl
28:20 <CharlieSheen> This is awesome
28:25 <b1rd> fuk off karn
28:33 <b1rd> yeh
28:40 * Demrahc bangs b1rd and CharlieSheen's heads together... bad kitties
28:48 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Why don'y you like b1rd anymore?
28:49 <b1rd> karn couple nights
29:03 <Lumeah> dont care
29:03 <CharlieSheen> Don't*
29:08 <b1rd> please
29:14 <b1rd> pay u with dick
29:16 <Sutekh> !ttop10
29:18 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(1800) 2. b1rd(1036) 3. Kriegsmaschine(732) 4. ^bozojim(623) 5. loowheeze(493) 6. blackbird(332) 7. HellFury(291) 8. bubblegum(281) 9. seaner(235) 10. Devil45(200)
29:21 <Demrahc> b1rd no now go poop on someone else
29:25 <Sutekh> gezus
29:29 * CharlieSheen cuddles Demrahc
29:34 <b1rd> na karm bit rough
29:53 <Demrahc> sup Sutekh?
30:00 <Lumeah> used me then wanaa come back
30:12 <b1rd> karn
30:13 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah isn't interested anymore
30:14 <Sutekh> hai Demrahc, fa, u?
30:16 <b1rd> did not
30:18 <CharlieSheen> You're not married
30:21 <Demrahc> ditto
30:33 <b1rd> course she is
30:41 <Demrahc> look back off BlackDevil Lumeah is mine now k
30:49 <b1rd> lol
30:51 * Demrahc shoo's b1rd away
31:02 <Sutekh> haha
31:08 <Lumeah> hard time
31:09 <Demrahc> yes, you made her a lessbo dude. thats how shit ya are.
31:12 <Lumeah> get out ya cunt
31:44 <b1rd> fuk off
31:55 <b1rd> dum fk
31:55 <Demrahc> that's what she said :o
32:08 * Demrahc giggles
32:17 <b1rd> ill be down tomorrow
32:22 <b1rd> see ya soon
32:33 <Sutekh> b1rd must be on Ice, no one can keep going this long
32:34 <CharlieSheen> lol
32:38 <Demrahc> b1rd and she'll have the cops ready and waiting for you
32:48 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Get an IVO
32:50 <CharlieSheen> That's stalking
32:55 <Demrahc> AVO
33:12 <b1rd> dream on im rootin the maggies too
33:20 <b1rd> good luck with that
33:40 <b1rd> ill b down in a day
33:44 <b1rd> muah
33:52 <Demrahc> you are fucking actual birds, poor things, or the football team? :P
33:54 Join: Arvos ([email protected]) to #sydney
34:08 <b1rd> :)
34:13 <Lumeah> ya not comng here
34:20 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Call the cops asap
34:28 <b1rd> im on me way
34:28 <Sutekh> Jim will be devastated when he logs on
34:42 <b1rd> driving...
34:54 <Demrahc> bullshit
35:12 <CharlieSheen> Jim will need to try tonight
35:12 <Kelevra> eh
35:14 <CharlieSheen> First time ever
35:35 <Demrahc> now STOP AGGRAVATING THE Woman b1rd or else.
36:35 <Kelevra> aww
37:00 <Kelevra> the or else makes it sexy
37:13 <Demrahc> lol
37:51 <Sutekh> ;/
38:24 <Sutekh> tbh, doesnt look like any of these ladies give a rats b1rd
39:07 <CharlieSheen> Poor b1rd
39:40 <HellFury> lolol
39:46 <HellFury> not with the dick pic he posted ysterday
39:55 <HellFury> that was enough to make a few of us spew
40:00 <Demrahc> fucking hell you had to remind me
40:04 * Demrahc throws up
40:09 <HellFury> hahaa
40:12 <HellFury> sorry chickie
40:41 <HellFury> lol
40:42 <CharlieSheen> Oh the limp pic?
40:56 <HellFury> i don't think i will get that out of my head fast
41:01 <Demrahc> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairy balls
41:08 <CharlieSheen> Pubes longer than his cock
41:09 <HellFury> fuck that
41:10 <HellFury> lol
41:12 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: Keen?
41:19 <Demrahc> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
41:37 <HellFury> haha
41:45 Part: Arvos ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:17 <Lumeah> fuk off posting ya dick everwhere
42:28 <Lumeah> doesnt even work
42:34 <HellFury> lololol
42:46 <b1rd> yeah im bigger than most guys even limp
43:03 <Demrahc> you're funny b1rd, and dreaming
43:15 <b1rd> 6 inches limp
43:16 <CharlieSheen> [18:50:16] <Lumeah> fuk off posting ya dick everwhere
43:16 <CharlieSheen> [18:50:27] <Lumeah> doesnt even work
43:22 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah wins IRC for the night
43:34 * Demrahc thinks b1rd's ruler is broken
43:45 <HellFury> haha
43:47 <Demrahc> thats a 2
43:49 <b1rd> dream on sweety
43:52 <Demrahc> mebbe 3 tops
44:09 <Demrahc> oh i know dicks
44:10 <b1rd> yall know im a man to be reckonned with :D
44:12 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Are you aware that 1 inch is 2.54cm?
44:15 <Demrahc> thats why im so sure
44:17 <CharlieSheen> Not 1cm = 1 inch?
44:28 <b1rd> you dont know cocks like mine
44:38 <Demrahc> i dont want to
44:44 <HellFury> lol
44:44 <CharlieSheen> lollll
44:48 <Demrahc> they look nasty
44:48 Join: Arvos ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:00 <b1rd> you dont deserve such quality dix tbh
45:01 <CharlieSheen> Even I have a better chance than you b1rd
45:03 <CharlieSheen> Props tho
45:19 <Kelevra> I've seen many dicks more impressive then b1rd's
45:24 <b1rd> not with your attitude you wont even b getting a hoof
45:31 <Kelevra> and yeah call me a whore but I know a good one when I see it
45:41 <b1rd> not even a smell of me dick
45:43 <Demrahc> too bad i've already had quality dick and am still having it b1rd, you're just jealous
45:44 <Kelevra> and piss ginger cock pubes don't rock my world
45:53 <Demrahc> and for the love of god man, trim ya PUBES
45:56 <b1rd> youve had little boys dix
46:07 <Kelevra> little boys?
46:08 <b1rd> <--- a big man.
46:10 <Kelevra> i'm not you.
46:29 <Kelevra> and you're proclaimed wife who raped little boys
46:30 <b1rd> im like 10 to 19 inches
46:36 <Kelevra> yuckies and stinkies to you
46:36 <b1rd> conservatively
46:41 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Are you aware your cock is shorter than your pubes?
46:53 <b1rd> no
46:59 <b1rd> hold on
47:03 <b1rd> exhibit 1
47:05 <CharlieSheen> Oh lawd here we go
47:06 <Demrahc> sorry about that i laughed so hard i fell off the bed
47:14 * HellFury spits minties out laughing
47:53 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/lpT6cRa
48:04 <Demrahc> 3 does not equal 10 to 19 in any world, even if you're a grower not a show'er
48:08 <b1rd> see clearly the pubes are reasonably.well trimmed
48:12 <von> oh god that shits rank......
48:14 <HellFury> nor does it = a big dick
48:18 * von shuts down irc for the day
48:20 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
48:23 <b1rd> its a fact im 19 to 36 inches
48:26 <Demrahc> byyyyyyyyye von
48:28 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: You're small
48:31 <HellFury> it does mean you got a small dick
48:31 <CharlieSheen> You know this, yes?
48:32 <b1rd> it canna be disputed
48:38 <HellFury> even ihave seen bigger
48:41 <Demrahc> in height maybe b1rd
48:51 <CharlieSheen> Even as a straight male, I've seen bigger.
49:03 <b1rd> probably 8 inch circumfrance
49:08 <Lumeah> sick fuck
49:12 <Lumeah> he aint changed
49:14 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
49:14 <Lumeah> nevrr will
49:19 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Can you confirm he has a small cock?
49:28 <Lumeah> it dont work
49:32 <CharlieSheen> lollllllllllllllll
49:40 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is a limpy confirmed
49:47 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah speaks from experience
49:47 <Demrahc> seriously i want what drugs he's on cause the man fucking delusional as fuck and that would be a fun trip
49:59 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: Did you buy him viagra?
50:05 <HellFury> lolol offer him viagra
50:05 <CharlieSheen> Be honest
50:08 <HellFury> then it will
50:22 <HellFury> thanks D now i feel sick
50:27 <Lumeah> nope
50:33 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah deserves better than b1rd
50:40 <CharlieSheen> And that is saying something coming from me
50:47 <Sutekh> b1rd, its time for your nap champ, its 7pm
50:50 <CharlieSheen> Given how much shit I give her
51:03 <Demrahc> moi? i just wanna know what drugs he on cause thats some delusional i mean MASSIVE delusional stuff there
51:15 <HellFury> well whatever it is
51:18 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: He is on the aroma of his van.
51:19 <HellFury> it makes his cock small
51:28 * Demrahc giggles
51:30 <Lumeah> he aint sucha big mouth in person
51:36 <CharlieSheen> lollll
51:37 <Lumeah> hes quiet
51:38 <b1rd> im the best root in the world
51:39 <Lumeah> shy
51:42 <CharlieSheen> The truth is coming out here b1rd
51:46 <Demrahc> they never do Lumeah
51:48 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah reveals all.
51:52 <b1rd> like not bragging
52:03 Join: grinder ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:05 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah: You're in your 30s yes?
52:13 <Lumeah> yup
52:25 <CharlieSheen> Surely you've had better than b1rd
52:27 * Demrahc coughs and shakes her head
52:51 <Lumeah> i havnt had as bad as him
52:56 <CharlieSheen> LOL
52:59 <CharlieSheen> I rest my case.
53:08 * CharlieSheen drops mic and walks off
53:20 <b1rd> charliesheens misses goes ok and only costs a point of meth
53:33 <CharlieSheen> I'm single, try again bro.
53:42 <b1rd> sure kid sure
53:54 <CharlieSheen> You think I'm off the market?
53:58 <CharlieSheen> I'll go with that.
54:04 <Demrahc> nawww b1rd is acting like his idol, steven
54:13 <b1rd> looooooool
54:19 Part: Arvos ([email protected]) from #sydney
54:38 <CharlieSheen> Steven has more self respect than b1rd
54:46 <HellFury> byr skyfire aka Arvos
54:50 <CharlieSheen> Give credit where it's due Demrahc
54:51 <HellFury> he shoudl change his ident
54:56 <Demrahc> true, i didn't say he was succeeding
55:05 <HellFury> !ttop10
55:05 <Sutekh> HellFury, haha
55:05 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(1859) 2. b1rd(1209) 3. Kriegsmaschine(972) 4. ^bozojim(623) 5. loowheeze(493) 6. HellFury(389) 7. blackbird(332) 8. bubblegum(281) 9. Demrahc(263) 10. seaner(235)
55:06 <CharlieSheen> Ah, good point
55:09 <HellFury> :D
55:14 <HellFury> give away that awn
55:21 <Sutekh> yep
56:00 <Demrahc> how the fuck
56:05 <Demrahc> did i even get on the list
56:13 * Demrahc raises an eyebrow
56:15 <CharlieSheen> Do you feel special?
56:19 <Demrahc> nah
56:21 <Kelevra> your nick got taken ovver
56:24 <CharlieSheen> You should
56:26 <Demrahc> fiic
56:27 <Kelevra> like my old one
56:38 <b1rd> lumeah speak up
56:47 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: You've been exposed as a shit root
56:51 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
56:55 <CharlieSheen> You should be quiet if you know what's good for you
57:02 <HellFury> or post another dick pic
57:11 * HellFury smiles sweetly
57:15 <CharlieSheen> He needs to pop into the chemist first
57:19 <b1rd> perve ^
57:20 <CharlieSheen> Get some viagra
57:38 <b1rd> im astounded i really am
57:49 <CharlieSheen> The b1rd is in damage control.
57:57 * Demrahc hands b1rd a ice cream pole breaks it in half.... here that should be big enough to prop it up
58:04 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
58:07 <Kelevra> doesn't make you gay looking @ peoples genitalia
58:13 <Kelevra> drs do it daily
58:22 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah has confirmed b1rd is a shit root who can not get a fat
58:26 <CharlieSheen> That's all that was needed.
58:40 <Demrahc> no but looking at his, omg i wanted to puke :(
58:52 <CharlieSheen> Not keen at all?
58:55 <Kelevra> I didn't look i was cooking then eating
58:56 <CharlieSheen> He needs a new girl
59:04 <Kelevra> I did not self sacrifice
59:05 <Demrahc> i really did like mini vomit in my mouth
59:20 <Kelevra> oh yeah spew burp
59:24 <Kelevra> acid reflux
59:26 <b1rd> lard kelevra?
59:29 <CharlieSheen> After seeing recent pix, I feel like I'm huge
59:30 <CharlieSheen> lollll
59:30 <Kelevra> that shit happens to me all the time
59:43 <Demrahc> doesnt to me
59:54 <Kelevra> I have a pathetic tum tum
00:25 <Demrahc> mebbe you should get your gallbladder checked out
00:33 <b1rd> coz u eat like a feral bogan
00:36 <Kelevra> yeah probably
00:42 <HellFury> lol
00:45 <b1rd> (no offence)
00:45 <Kelevra> the dr never listens to me
00:48 <b1rd> lol
00:59 <b1rd> you supposed to listen to him!
01:04 <Kelevra> b1rd I'm not offended by you cause you know sfa
01:04 <Demrahc> really?
01:19 <b1rd> fine get every organ cut out
01:31 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: You're the new ornament man
01:32 <Kelevra> organ?
01:34 <b1rd> be my guest just tryin help out an irc comrade
01:37 <Kelevra> see you're a complete twit
01:40 <CharlieSheen> PisSsSsSsS
01:43 <Kelevra> I had a cyst drained
01:46 <Kelevra> idiot.
01:46 * Demrahc cuts off b1rd's smallest Organ
01:47 <CharlieSheen> He was the ornament man
01:54 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: That's a no brainer
02:07 <HellFury> hsi brain
02:09 <HellFury> or dick
02:14 <Kelevra> and unlike you b1rd
02:33 * Demrahc throws it in the trash and waves the trash bin collector guy goodbye
02:37 <Skirmish> Why are people still bothering to even engage b1rd?
02:37 <Kelevra> I haven't fucked uglies and people know wtf I've gone through, you're the troll on here.
02:53 <Kelevra> Skirmish because we're not married and bored
02:55 <Kelevra> DURR
03:01 <b1rd> im a celebrity, skirmish is deeply envious.
03:12 <b1rd> feel free to ignore her.
03:15 <Sutekh> lol
03:18 <Kelevra> infamous small dicked b1rd
03:33 <Demrahc> dude Skirmish you finally got the sex change>
03:34 <Demrahc> ?
03:38 <Demrahc> CONGRATS!
03:39 <b1rd> lol
03:41 <Kelevra> make sure you clean your birdy and bum bum
03:48 <Kelevra> OR YA FKN MARY
03:53 <Kelevra> hahaha
03:57 <Kelevra> still makes me laugh
04:41 <Sutekh> You guys have even made pong go quiet
04:46 <HellFury> lol
05:18 <Demrahc> i know right
05:22 <Demrahc> thats my cue
05:25 * Demrahc wanders off
05:59 <CharlieSheen> pong is busy wanking
06:04 <CharlieSheen> Give him a few min
06:06 Part: Sunbeam ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:16 <HellFury> what dick
06:27 <CharlieSheen> He's wanking over b1rd's flaccid dick
06:28 <CharlieSheen> lolll
06:29 <Kelevra> he has the pooes and wees
06:30 <HellFury> lol
06:31 <Sutekh> this girl team is a winner it seems
06:52 <Kelevra> which girl team?
07:09 <CharlieSheen> b1rd: Touch you toes bro
07:13 <CharlieSheen> I'll show you a real member.
07:34 <HellFury> LOL
07:35 <b1rd> im like 75 inches
07:45 <Kelevra> I think if I had a dick it'd be limp as fuck
07:45 <b1rd> (limp)
08:02 <CharlieSheen> 0.75*
08:03 <bubblegum> PecK ing ORDER
08:04 <Kelevra> I'm surprised in all honesty I've ever gotten laid before
08:06 <Sutekh> Kelevra, u Demrahc, HellFury etc :D
08:12 <Kelevra> oh
08:26 <Kelevra> yes we have vaginas and share a common interest
08:48 <Sutekh> i wouldnt dare to challenge you lot
09:04 <HellFury> pecker order D
09:07 <CharlieSheen> Sutekh: You're a wise man
09:14 <HellFury> lol
09:14 <Kelevra> yeah I wouldn't challenge them either, they're pretty fkn on the ball, they looked @ the dick pic
09:21 <CharlieSheen> Us mere mortal men have no hope
09:21 <Kelevra> i'm just freely commenting
09:33 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: You so looked at it
09:37 <Kelevra> I was eating cheesey stuff @ the time the pic was shared
09:42 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:46 <Kelevra> it'd have made me die
09:55 <HellFury> we women do not want a limp pecker
10:03 <Kelevra> hell to the no
10:06 <Sutekh> Jim dont bother tonight, no change mate
10:10 <HellFury> lol
10:11 <Sutekh> chance
10:13 <CharlieSheen> lol
10:15 <CharlieSheen> Nup
10:17 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
10:20 <^bozojim> ok
10:22 <CharlieSheen> ^bozojim: The women are going hard
10:29 <CharlieSheen> You have minimal chance mate.
10:31 <HellFury> not for b1rd limp dick
10:33 <Kelevra> yeah there's no talk of recipes or what you can crotche
10:52 <CharlieSheen> Unless you want to tap b1rd, ^bozojim
10:55 <bubblegum> i like soft playdough
11:07 <HellFury> well birds is soft playdough
11:09 <CharlieSheen> hi bubblegum, asl?
11:11 <Kelevra> bubblegum mg it feels so good in your hands amirite?
11:15 <^bozojim> well b1rd has that idea he just ranys
11:20 <^bozojim> rants
11:39 Join: CL0WN ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:47 <^bozojim> !ttop10
11:49 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2098) 2. b1rd(1272) 3. Kriegsmaschine(1142) 4. ^bozojim(637) 5. loowheeze(493) 6. HellFury(435) 7. Demrahc(371) 8. blackbird(332) 9. bubblegum(288) 10. seaner(235)
12:02 <bubblegum> Kelevra, yeah so why not a limp dick then?
12:04 <Skirmish> I think jimbo has some pot vs kettle action happening tonight.
12:08 <^bozojim> wow the channel has been really active with out
12:13 * ^bozojim is impressed :)
12:17 <HellFury> !b1rd, the limp dick
12:28 <CharlieSheen> ^bozojim: It's cuz b1rd has been owned hard all day
12:33 <b1rd> :)
12:39 <HellFury> that pic won't get out of my head fast
12:43 <CharlieSheen> Lumeah even came on and owned his life
12:47 <CharlieSheen> Confirmed he is a shit root
12:53 <CharlieSheen> Who can't get hard
13:10 <^bozojim> rolling on the floor laughing
13:22 <CharlieSheen> I'll give her credit for that... Admitting to trying to fuck b1rd
13:26 <b1rd> now now guys ive been wreckin the austnet all day but u know even gods like me have to call it a night.
13:34 <CharlieSheen> That is a fair admission
13:51 <HellFury> looks like a limp pussy
13:54 <HellFury> meow!
14:07 <^bozojim> well it is medicaly known that impotence is in the male populatiod aincreases by ten percent per decade of lifen
14:16 <CharlieSheen> Even ol' Lumies has had better than b1rd
14:16 <HellFury> yep and birds is limp
14:22 <HellFury> yeh
14:24 <HellFury> with her own hand
14:28 <CharlieSheen> Ye[
14:30 <CharlieSheen> Yep
14:33 <HellFury> that bush is enough to make men run
14:41 <^bozojim> due to a lot of reasons, both envirnmental, medical and otherwise
14:54 <HellFury> dunno even how he had a wife
15:00 <bubblegum> the Y chromosome is dying
15:02 * b1rd says goodnight to his fanclub. time for a bit of tv with the lovely wife.
15:05 <CharlieSheen> She was likely rooting the neighbour the whole time
15:07 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
15:11 <HellFury> lol
15:16 <HellFury> oh Andy i love you
15:19 <Sutekh> night b1rd :(
15:20 <Skirmish> Come on give b1rdy a break. He promised Lumeah he would go into training for next time!
15:20 <bubblegum> night b1rd
15:28 <b1rd> night guys :)
15:34 * HellFury waits for the rage quit
15:42 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: Rumour has it even viagra couldn't help him
15:50 <CharlieSheen> Awaiting Lumies to confirm this though.
15:55 <bubblegum> i am viagra
15:58 <Skirmish> RIP
16:27 <CharlieSheen> She has already confirmed he is a shit root
16:33 <CharlieSheen> We need clarification.
17:03 <^bozojim> they can do implants that replace the spongiform material with balloon type devices and a reseviour that has a pump mehanism where the testes use to be and can pump it up and down
17:24 <CharlieSheen> You would feel a pretty full on loser pumping your own cock up
17:25 <CharlieSheen> lol
17:46 <^bozojim> there are reasons why some hen have to
17:49 <bubblegum> or you can just get a really nice car
18:06 <^bozojim> the prostate cancer can cause it if they need to take teh nerves out
18:11 <Skirmish> Can you make one of those for b1rd, ^bozojim? Does the shed produce them?
18:16 <bubblegum> buy your wife diamonds
18:17 <^bozojim> and that has the effect of total impotence
18:28 <Kelevra> [19:20] <bubblegum> Kelevra, yeah so why not a limp dick then?
18:28 <HellFury> he would have to pimp himself out and then do that
18:29 <CharlieSheen> Jimmy boy, you need to understand how prostate cancer truely affects a man
18:34 <HellFury> i heard she kicked him out
18:39 <HellFury> and he sleeps in his car
18:42 <^bozojim> yes I do
18:43 <Kelevra> because I've dealt with limp dicks before and they say it hurts
18:48 <CharlieSheen> Both confirmed HellFury
18:52 <HellFury> ;p
18:56 <^bozojim> it is very wide in its effects
19:00 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: Tell them to grow a pair
19:07 <^bozojim> if caught early it can be controlled
19:14 <Kelevra> it was steve, I think he was born without a pair
19:21 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllllll
19:25 <bubblegum> so putting a limp in a plastic mould to make pony shapes out of them hurts?
19:27 <CharlieSheen> Class A loser
19:31 <Kelevra> yeah
19:35 <^bozojim> or they did not decend
19:40 <HellFury> lol
19:50 <CharlieSheen> I had ED for a while.. I got past it though. It just takes effort.
19:53 <Kelevra> I've fucked so many duds in my time
20:00 <^bozojim> yes in most it does
20:23 <^bozojim> and despite what some men think it is not uncommon
20:23 <Kelevra> call me a whore I don't care, least I know what a good seeing to is.
20:26 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: I had ED when we used to hang out
20:36 <CharlieSheen> The good ol' days
20:45 <Kelevra> yah
21:27 <Kelevra> wait is ED a condition?
21:36 <^bozojim> yes it is
21:42 <Kelevra> ohhh
21:52 <^bozojim> Ed is recognised as a medical condition
21:55 <Kelevra> ejac disfunction
21:59 <Kelevra> I get it
22:03 <Kelevra> durr
22:12 <^bozojim> erectile dysfunction
22:17 <Kelevra> oh okay
22:22 <Kelevra> same shit
22:25 <Demrahc> Amen to that Kelevra
22:26 <Kelevra> either way
22:35 <Demrahc> sorry just got back
22:39 <CharlieSheen> Erectile Dysfunction
22:41 <Kelevra> wb lady
22:42 <^bozojim> hello Demrahc
22:51 <CharlieSheen> So I was harmless when we hung out
23:09 <Kelevra> I have a problem where my brain gets horny and my vagina doesn't feel the same way but i have it covered now
23:13 <Skirmish> That was a delicious dinner. I am an amazing cook. My imaginary wife is the luckiest figment of my imagination ever.
23:19 <Kelevra> I'm totally in tune with my body now
23:29 <Kelevra> Skirmish no doubt
23:29 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: What did your imaginary wife cook?
23:37 <Kelevra> he cooked for her
23:37 <Skirmish> Nothing, I cooked.
23:40 <Kelevra> his wife is lazy
23:43 <CharlieSheen> C'mon man
23:47 <CharlieSheen> Put her to work
23:48 <Skirmish> Chicken stir fry.
23:50 <Kelevra> she's a figment of his imagination
23:51 <CharlieSheen> Yum
23:55 <Kelevra> get back on the train mang
24:05 <CharlieSheen> The woman should be almost living in the kitchen
24:09 <CharlieSheen> This is fact
24:14 <Skirmish> She is under the pump with assessments at the moment so I am cooking. She finishes the course in December and I shall never cook again!
24:22 <^bozojim> and like us men women have their own problems as well
24:26 <Kelevra> I lived in my kitchen ordering takeaway once upon a time
24:35 <Kelevra> now I'm a slave driven cunty
24:37 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: Step up
24:47 <Skirmish> I have to make sure I make my imaginary wife happy so she doesn't leave me and become b1rd's imaginary wife.
24:48 <Kelevra> I do, I make parmas and shit now
24:49 <CharlieSheen> You should alternate between the kitchen and the bedroom
24:56 <CharlieSheen> know your place
24:59 <Kelevra> neh not with my housemate
25:06 <CharlieSheen> Yer fair call
25:08 <Kelevra> although I do have kane and richard
25:13 <CharlieSheen> He sounds like a loser faggot
25:20 <Kelevra> he's fkn lazyyy
25:25 <CharlieSheen> Evict him.
25:27 <CharlieSheen> Simple.
25:31 <Kelevra> neh can't
25:40 <Demrahc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY&has_verified=1
25:43 <Kelevra> as I say he has too much shit it'd take him a week
25:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gillette - Don't Wanna Short Dick Man (uncensored) (Apr 17, 2008) Length: - Category: Music - 2,759,879 views - likes (94.1%), 609 dislikes (5.9%)
25:43 <CharlieSheen> weak
26:06 <Kelevra> I had to click it
26:41 <CharlieSheen> Music sounds good
27:05 * CharlieSheen np: 99 luftballons - Nena
27:17 <bubblegum> it's not the length that counts
27:29 * CharlieSheen slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
27:34 <CharlieSheen> Speak up
27:41 <Kelevra> ergh dyls used to sing that in german
27:58 <CharlieSheen> It's an epic song
28:05 <Kelevra> after a few jagers it was him spitting on everyone lol
28:15 <CharlieSheen> I'd go Nena
28:16 <bubblegum> kelevra, do you the mother of aaron's child?
28:29 <CharlieSheen> She's in her 50's.. Still looks great.
28:30 <bubblegum> are*
28:58 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: ASL?
29:05 <CharlieSheen> !ttop10
29:05 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2313) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1406) 3. b1rd(1315) 4. ^bozojim(812) 5. HellFury(516) 6. loowheeze(493) 7. Demrahc(380) 8. bubblegum(351) 9. blackbird(332) 10. seaner(235)
29:13 <CharlieSheen> Fuck you talk a lot Kezzie
29:14 <CharlieSheen> Er
29:16 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra
29:18 <bubblegum> 16/f/viagra
29:30 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: Have you met b1rd?
29:37 <^bozojim> and I am not going up that high at all
29:39 <CharlieSheen> He lives on viagra.
29:40 <bubblegum> no i have not
29:52 <CharlieSheen> You may be an ideal match.
29:52 <Kelevra> I think I need harry's
29:52 <Kelevra> the kids are biting eachother and it's bedtime for them
30:13 <CharlieSheen> Growl and send them to bed.
30:30 <bubblegum> 17/m/andromeda
30:40 <CharlieSheen> racist
30:56 <Demrahc> the squidlet clothes lined me with her arm. lil bitch.
31:05 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
31:07 <CharlieSheen> Owned
31:32 <Demrahc> apparently its what she calls a hug >_<
31:39 <^bozojim> awww
31:41 <Demrahc> thank fuck im out here now
31:53 Part: Kelevra ([email protected]) from #sydney
32:26 <CharlieSheen> Well she wins the stats tonight haha
32:29 <bubblegum> this channel is so martriarchial
32:35 <^bozojim> yes she does
32:47 <CharlieSheen> Nobody has a hope of catching up
32:54 <CharlieSheen> Except maybe you Jimmy boi
32:54 <^bozojim> nope
32:59 <Demrahc> nope and cbf
33:06 * ^bozojim has no hope either even with my speeding along
33:16 <bubblegum> blahblahblah blahblahblah blahblahblah blahblahblah blahblahblah blahblahblah
33:17 <^bozojim> as it is under twenty minutes
33:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvvvvv ^bozojim b1rd bubblegum CharlieSheen Demrahc HellFury Skirmish
33:18 <CharlieSheen> Cheers bro
33:21 <bubblegum> i'm catching up
33:26 <bubblegum> thanks sutekh
33:31 <Sutekh> :D
33:37 <^bozojim> and to catch up, I woulf get banned for the lines per time
33:46 <^bozojim> thank you for the voice Sutekh
33:47 <CharlieSheen> Sutekh: You want to try and over take Kelevra?
33:58 <Sutekh> nah
33:58 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
34:06 <^bozojim> I do not think it is physically possible
34:14 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
34:17 <CharlieSheen> Sure it is
34:17 <^bozojim> plus I have a life hence I was on after 7pm
34:31 <CharlieSheen> But you would need to be a bull shit bot
34:33 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
34:42 * ^bozojim knows he cna rank the words up in no time and true I would need to be
34:55 <Demrahc> tragic
34:57 <CharlieSheen> You can do it Jimmy
35:01 <CharlieSheen> I belive in you!
35:04 <^bozojim> if I can get about one thousand wrds today I would be happy
35:26 * ^bozojim can do only so much plus it is far too many words even for me to get in very little time
35:28 <Demrahc> !ttop10
35:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2328) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1499) 3. b1rd(1315) 4. ^bozojim(934) 5. HellFury(516) 6. loowheeze(493) 7. Demrahc(410) 8. bubblegum(373) 9. blackbird(332) 10. seaner(235)
35:34 <^bozojim> that is evn carrying on like a bot
35:38 <Demrahc> not a chance in hell
35:58 * ^bozojim has not even got enough time to even overtake b1rd
36:09 <Demrahc> you got 15 mins
36:21 <CharlieSheen> If any one can do it Jim
36:22 <Demrahc> sure you can take over b1rd is the word
36:23 * ^bozojim spot four is nothing to be ashamed of today
36:24 <CharlieSheen> You can mate
36:26 <Demrahc> b1rd is small
36:27 <Demrahc> tiny
36:30 <CharlieSheen> Yes
36:34 <CharlieSheen> He has self confirmed this
36:39 <Demrahc> a nothing compared to you ^bozojim
36:40 <CharlieSheen> Then passed out in his van
36:44 <Demrahc> you can d o it nicky
36:47 <Demrahc> coooooooooooooome on
36:53 <Demrahc> get those fingers moving
36:56 <Demrahc> just like this
36:57 * ^bozojim can try but it is a lot of words and even in stealth mode it is hard as it is almost four hundred words in less than fifteen minutes
36:58 <Demrahc> dooooooooooooo it
37:07 <CharlieSheen> Jimmy is good with his fingers ;)
37:09 <CharlieSheen> !toop10
37:12 <CharlieSheen> !ttop10
37:14 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2328) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1530) 3. b1rd(1315) 4. ^bozojim(993) 5. HellFury(516) 6. loowheeze(493) 7. Demrahc(455) 8. bubblegum(373) 9. blackbird(332) 10. seaner(235)
37:16 <Demrahc> its not that hard if you put your mind to it
37:21 * ^bozojim wonders how Demrahc knows how big i am
37:41 <^bozojim> well it is even i can type at only so many words a minute and try to get them out as fast as I can
37:47 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: Why are you pedoing me?
37:48 <CharlieSheen> lolll
37:51 <Demrahc> undlay!
37:57 <Demrahc> come ooon
37:59 <bubblegum> because i need to kill some time
38:10 <Demrahc> its yours to take yours to break at least pass b1rd
38:13 <Demrahc> you need to pass him
38:17 <CharlieSheen> Be right back
38:18 * ^bozojim goes looking for Exo all over the place and evenin in his cell at St Kilda rd palace
38:19 <Demrahc> or it will or be for naught\
38:20 <CharlieSheen> laughing out loud
38:30 <Demrahc> and well we dont want to see that now do we
38:37 <Demrahc> b1rd above ^bozojim
38:44 <^bozojim> ues he is
38:44 <Demrahc> thats just sacrilidge
38:49 <CharlieSheen> Jim is going to submit to b1rd
38:50 <Demrahc> its like bullshit
38:52 <CharlieSheen> laughing out loud
38:56 <CharlieSheen> Be right back
38:59 <Demrahc> utter utter bullshit
39:11 * ^bozojim is trying as hard and as fast as he can to try to pass b1rd but it is a huge task to get him under me and owned
39:13 <Demrahc> cause like i dunno im just talking shit now
39:21 * Demrahc giggles
39:27 <Demrahc> woop woop
39:33 * ^bozojim it can be but at times I think I cannot get to him and I am trying to pass him and I am not sure if I can pass him
39:35 <Demrahc> fingers moving man
39:46 <Demrahc> you are thomas the tank engine man
39:49 <Demrahc> doooo it
39:50 <Demrahc> now
39:52 <^bozojim> well we can see that and I am trying to rank up the words as I keep going toward the prize
40:05 * ^bozojim is like the little red engine gclimbing the hill
40:15 <Demrahc> just keep ob typing till you cant type anymore or the clock runs out
40:15 * ^bozojim I think I can, I think I can, I think I can
40:20 <Demrahc> its not that hard
40:27 <Demrahc> no don't think about hard things
40:28 <CharlieSheen> Jim is desperate to take over at least b1rd
40:31 <CharlieSheen> The poor kid
40:32 <Demrahc> that wont help\
40:34 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
40:36 <Demrahc> i know right
40:37 <bubblegum> i'll be your dream, i'll be your wish, i'll be your fantasy
40:46 * ^bozojim does not know if I can do it but i will keep on typing and I am not thinking about hard things and this is pushing me to get to pass b1rd
40:47 <Demrahc> but if you want to you can do it
40:52 <CharlieSheen> bubblegum: Kinky
40:53 <Demrahc> its as easy as 1 2 4
40:55 <Demrahc> or 3
40:57 <bubblegum> see
40:59 <Demrahc> whatevers
41:00 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
41:04 <bubblegum> you are into bdsm
41:08 * ^bozojim is going just on flat out to try to get to where he wants to be but I can but try to get to where I am
41:09 <Exo> loooooooooool @ bozojim being dominatedin stats again
41:12 <Demrahc> cause CharlieSheen is repeating himself now
41:18 <CharlieSheen> Exo: How are you mate?
41:26 * ^bozojim it is not so easy when one is typing as fast and as accurately as they can
41:28 * Exo prepares the laminator for ^bozojims participation certificate
41:28 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: I am, just like Jimmy does
41:31 * Demrahc shoves a dirty sock in CharlieSheen's mouth
41:34 <^bozojim> lool @ Exo finally comingin
41:38 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
41:39 <Exo> howdy ho there Charles sheen
41:41 * CharlieSheen moanz in raw untainted xtc
41:50 * Demrahc shakes her head @ Exo
41:52 <Demrahc> be nice
41:55 <Demrahc> or else :P
41:57 * ^bozojim whacks Exos head hard with the cast iron bar he has with him
41:59 <CharlieSheen> How goes Exo?
41:59 <Exo> when the going gets tough the bozojim gets going
42:13 <CharlieSheen> Exo: Jimmy boi is in recovery mode
42:13 <Demrahc> fuck can i stop typing already
42:18 <Demrahc> is it over yet
42:18 <CharlieSheen> Watch him fly up the stats
42:18 <Exo> yeah was having a so so day
42:26 <Demrahc> cause like my hands are hurting
42:26 * ^bozojim Exo I am trying as hard and as fast as I can to get to the spot of over taking b1rd but it is a lot and I am going as fast and as hard as I can
42:27 <Demrahc> lol
42:36 <CharlieSheen> I rest my case...
42:36 <Demrahc> fuck shit balls fuck shit balls fuck
42:37 <Exo> but when i came on and see jim struggling in stats it has put me in an upbeat mood
42:41 * CharlieSheen drops mic and walks off
42:46 <CharlieSheen> Hahaha
42:49 * Exo is feeling goood
42:55 <CharlieSheen> !ttop10
42:55 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2328) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1622) 3. b1rd(1315) 4. ^bozojim(1293) 5. Demrahc(639) 6. HellFury(516) 7. loowheeze(493) 8. bubblegum(397) 9. blackbird(332) 10. seaner(235)
42:58 <^bozojim> I do not mind as I came on late and I am trying to get up one spot and even Jim cannot get over a huge lead
43:02 * Demrahc throws the mic @ the back of CharlieSheen's head
43:04 <Exo> rolling on the floor laughing mah ass offz
43:14 <Demrahc> come on
43:14 <bubblegum> i have an idea. how about we have a bbq with mini sausages ONLY and lots of group hugs
43:16 * CharlieSheen offers Demrahc a cookie
43:18 <Demrahc> one more minute :p
43:19 * ^bozojim is appy as if I keep going a little I will be able to pass b1rd and that will make me happy
43:40 <Demrahc> fuck i dont want bird on top of me
43:41 <Demrahc> no
43:42 <^bozojim> and I have just under tem minutes to pass b1rd and see how many more words I cna clock up
43:43 <Demrahc> wait
43:45 <Demrahc> stay
43:46 * Exo notes another one of jims excuses in his diary
43:46 <CharlieSheen> hahahahahahah
43:48 * Demrahc cries
43:50 <CharlieSheen> Was waiting for that
44:08 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: How do you feel about having b1rd on top of you with his pubes that are longer than his cock?
44:14 <CharlieSheen> Do you feel complete?
44:15 <Demrahc> btw how the fuck did i do that?
44:27 * Demrahc throws up on CharlieSheen
44:36 * ^bozojim is sure that Exo is clocking up all of his excuses and I notice that Exo is not even mentioned in the top ten how about explaining how he does it
44:38 * CharlieSheen rubs it into his nipples
44:46 <CharlieSheen> ;D
44:48 <CharlieSheen> Oh myyyy
45:05 * ^bozojim Exo I see you are not the one dominating me and how come given you are not in the top ten
45:19 <CharlieSheen> Jim is trying ever so desperately
45:25 <CharlieSheen> But Kelevra wins tonight
45:28 <Demrahc> was too busy wanking to b1rd's dick pic
45:29 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
45:36 <CharlieSheen> lolllll
45:40 <CharlieSheen> Yes
45:43 * ^bozojim is happy that I am above b1rd and yes she does and you are in second place and that is not bad at all
45:49 <CharlieSheen> Exo: Did you see b1rd's latest dick pic?
45:58 * Exo hands ^bozojim his better luck next time certificate
46:00 <^bozojim> congratulations and it does show that it is not me chatting on my own
46:01 <CharlieSheen> He is on the lower end of the spectrum
46:01 * Demrahc puts Exo in the laminator and laminates Exo
46:03 <Exo> loooool
46:14 <Exo> not into seeing dick pics tbh
46:21 * CharlieSheen spanks b1rd
46:22 <^bozojim> and make sure it does not come apart ever Demrahc
46:23 <CharlieSheen> Speak up
46:24 * Demrahc hands a laminated Exo to ^bozojim
46:34 <^bozojim> thank you Demrahc
46:35 * Exo Chases After [[[[[pong]]]]] With A Weed Wacker... Wait... I Just Wanna Give You A Hair Cut!!!
46:38 <Exo> speed up ross
46:40 <Demrahc> yw
46:41 * CharlieSheen watches Jim wank violently over said Exo laminate
46:50 <^bozojim> in your dreams CharlieSheen
47:00 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
47:04 <Demrahc> well as long as he cleans its afterwards.
47:08 <Exo> jim already has a framed pic of me on his wall
47:13 <Exo> uses it as inspiration
47:18 <CharlieSheen> I do no doubt that Exo
47:21 <Demrahc> fuck me
47:26 * ^bozojim puts the now laminated Exo ties and strapped to a rocket and ignites it with a one way trip to Pluto
47:29 <Demrahc> why the fuck isnt it 8 oclock yet
47:34 <CharlieSheen> Not sure
47:42 <bubblegum> its's 5am here
47:43 <Demrahc> are we there yet are we thre yet are we there yet are we there yet?
47:43 <^bozojim> it is almost eight pm and not too far off now
47:52 <^bozojim> we still ahve five minutes
47:56 <CharlieSheen> Only four minutes to go
47:59 <Demrahc> fucking 5 mins
47:59 <CharlieSheen> Laughing out loud
48:00 <Demrahc> balls
48:02 <Demrahc> fuck
48:04 <Demrahc> shit
48:06 <Demrahc> hell
48:09 * ^bozojim hits the straps full stealth mode and I will try to see how much more I can get
48:11 <Demrahc> fuck a duck
48:14 <Demrahc> banna's
48:17 <CharlieSheen> You dirty girl
48:18 <Demrahc> doodles
48:27 <bubblegum> what's at 8?
48:28 <^bozojim> as I continue on my quest to get to second spot and then over take Exo in the over all stats
48:29 <CharlieSheen> Fucking a duck
48:32 <Demrahc> dollar dollar bills ya'll
48:46 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
48:53 <Demrahc> 20 bucks is 20 bucks
49:01 <CharlieSheen> You will need to type hard and fast Jimmy boi
49:01 <Demrahc> fucked if i know fucked if i care
49:03 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
49:07 <Exo> i know u wake up in a cold sweat at night knowing u did not get no1 spot
49:09 <Demrahc> hell shit and damn nation
49:11 <Exo> shell shocked
49:16 <CharlieSheen> That's what Jimmy said Demrahc
49:20 * ^bozojim is happy with the stat he has got and that should do for the night as i do not have enough time or ability to even over take you CharlieSheen
49:25 <CharlieSheen> 20 bucks is 20 bucks
49:34 <CharlieSheen> !ttop10
49:36 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2328) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1782) 3. ^bozojim(1582) 4. b1rd(1315) 5. Demrahc(776) 6. HellFury(516) 7. loowheeze(493) 8. bubblegum(422) 9. blackbird(332) 10. Exo(307)
49:40 Join: CharlieSheeenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
49:43 <^bozojim> actually I do not I like it as I am glad I did not as it gets lonely at the top
49:44 <CharlieSheeenn> https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz
49:44 <CharlieSheeenn> CharlieSheen is a sexual predator - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor, Raichu, Blitzkrieg, StrykerX, Kriegsmaschine and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!CharlieSheen is a sexual predator - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor, Raichu, Blitzkrieg, StrykerX, Krieg
49:44 <CharlieSheeenn> smaschine and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
49:45 <CharlieSheen> Oh here we go
49:46 <CharlieSheeenn> https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz https://pastebin.com/Kn0MHdvz
49:46 <CharlieSheeenn> CharlieSheen is a sexual predator - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor, Raichu, Blitzkrieg, StrykerX, Kriegsmaschine and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!CharlieSheen is a sexual predator - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor, Raichu, Blitzkrieg, StrykerX, Krieg
49:46 <CharlieSheeenn> smaschine and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
49:46 Mode: (by Exo) +m
49:50 <Exo> looooolz
49:52 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is upset
49:53 Part: CharlieSheeenn ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:57 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
50:00 <Exo> someone is triggered
50:06 <Demrahc> im fucking upset
50:11 <^bozojim> wow I am less than two hundred words behind charliesheen
50:14 Mode: (by Exo) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
50:18 <Demrahc> there is no fucking way I can pass bird
50:21 * Demrahc cries
50:26 <CharlieSheen> b1rd is upset because he was severly owned earlier
50:29 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
50:32 <Exo> dont worry Demrahc
50:36 <Exo> you are feeling jims daily pain
50:39 <^bozojim> and I do not really mind and that is a good effort given I was on late and had to run to get to where I am
50:42 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: You are behind b1rd
50:44 <CharlieSheen> Giggity
50:53 <CharlieSheen> He loves it from behind
50:55 <Demrahc> oooooh
50:55 <CharlieSheen> ;D
50:58 <Exo> excuses jim excuses
50:59 <Demrahc> didn't think of it that way
51:10 * Demrahc gets out the ride on dildo
51:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@107.161.19.109
51:12 <CharlieSheen> He does require a 12 inch strap on though
51:17 * Demrahc snickers
51:18 <Exo> history will not remember your excuses
51:18 * ^bozojim is happy with his total
51:21 <CharlieSheen> Rolling on the floor laughing my fat arse off
51:22 <Exo> it will just remember you lost
51:28 <Exo> dominated
51:29 <^bozojim> !ttop10
51:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Bass`Babe85(2328) 2. Kriegsmaschine(1846) 3. ^bozojim(1647) 4. b1rd(1315) 5. Demrahc(806) 6. HellFury(516) 7. loowheeze(493) 8. bubblegum(422) 9. Exo(337) 10. blackbird(332)
51:50 <CharlieSheen> You have a minute and a half to type over one hundred and fifty words Jim
51:53 <CharlieSheen> Can you do it son?
52:03 <CharlieSheen> Can you overtake me?
52:17 <Demrahc> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
52:18 <Sutekh> times up
52:20 <CharlieSheen> Or do ou admit defeat
52:21 <^bozojim> it would have to be one hundred and ninety nine words
52:23 <Demrahc> does that work?
52:30 * CharlieSheen slaps Demrahc around a bit with a large trout
52:51 * Exo hands ^bozojim the official participation award for the day for his efforts
52:55 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: Stop cheating woman
52:57 <Exo> better luck next time kiddo
53:02 <Demrahc> MOI
53:02 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
53:04 <Demrahc> cheat
53:05 <Demrahc> never
53:08 <CharlieSheen> Yes, you!
53:10 <Demrahc> 1 0 10 1 0
53:19 <Demrahc> 1 0 11111 000 111 000 110000
53:25 <CharlieSheen> winner
53:29 * CharlieSheen struts
53:31 <Demrahc> :\
53:35 <^bozojim> thank you Exo I will frame it and put it on my wall next to the dart board I have with your face as the target Exo
53:37 <bubblegum> i'm moving up in the world
53:38 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: Racist
53:54 <Exo> loools
54:09 <Exo> where is fat boy skyfire
54:11 <Exo> -NickOP- Last ident'd: Wed May 23 08:30:35 2018 GMT
54:13 <Demrahc> du hass mich?
54:14 <Exo> why is he hiding
54:17 <^bozojim> and Exo how come you are not in first spot given you are the one who tells me you dominate me
54:37 <Exo> yes i came on late as u see i have a life
54:45 <Exo> laughing out louds
54:49 <^bozojim> yes I think we all do
54:58 <CharlieSheen> SkyFire has erupted into a new nick
54:59 <Demrahc> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey HellFury im on top of ya chicky ;)
55:18 <^bozojim> oh, I forgot Exo you have a life you and your trips to St Kilda Rd cells for your antics when you come out of hapy hour
55:28 <Sutekh> !seen *anwn*
55:29 <StatsOP> I found 6 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Arvos SkyFire Avalon spiriform AnthonyJamesWiddowson. Arvos ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 1 hour, 1 minute ago stating "{}".
55:46 <Exo> [[[[[SkyFire]]]]]
55:54 <Sutekh> StatsOP sees him
56:11 <Exo> loooool
56:18 <^bozojim> aww he willnot come and stay on to play with us
56:21 <Exo> did he come in with another nick
56:35 <Exo> yeah i know jim comes on with a vpn
56:41 <Exo> comes on at 5pm to check stats under a proxy
56:43 * ^bozojim thinks Exo and Jim have upset him
56:50 <Sutekh> Arvos, Exo
57:00 <Exo> if he cant win then he pretends not to be online then comes on under his real nick after 7
57:00 <^bozojim> I do not use a vpn
57:13 <Exo> liiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
57:26 <Sutekh> haha
57:28 <CharlieSheen> [20:04:42] * +^bozojim thinks Exo and Jim have upset him
57:32 <CharlieSheen> You upset yourself?
57:43 <^bozojim> no skyfire
57:56 <Demrahc> its after 7 :P
58:02 <^bozojim> as we both sort of gave him a bit of his own medicine back and he had a very open public meltdown
58:09 <^bozojim> and had a rage quit over it
58:20 <CharlieSheen> SkyFaggot is a fat loser anyway.
58:23 <CharlieSheen> Who cares?
58:28 <^bozojim> well we all know that
58:37 Join: Kelevra ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:42 <CharlieSheen> Wb Kelevra
58:45 <CharlieSheen> You won tonigt
58:46 <Demrahc> wb chicka
58:49 <CharlieSheen> Tonight*
58:55 <^bozojim> wb Kelevra had a quickie>
58:56 <^bozojim> rofl
59:02 <Demrahc> really
59:05 Mode: (by Exo) +v Kelevra
59:09 <Demrahc> REALLY, dude
59:09 <CharlieSheen> C'mon Jimmy
59:14 <Kelevra> ty
59:15 <CharlieSheen> Have some respect
59:17 * Demrahc facepalms
59:29 <CharlieSheen> How can she have a quickie if I'm not there? P
59:33 <CharlieSheen> :P
59:37 <Demrahc> Males
59:42 <^bozojim> well one has to wonder
59:44 * CharlieSheen slaps Demrahc around a bit with a large trout
59:46 <Kelevra> yeah there wasn't anything quick about it
59:52 <Kelevra> my fkn net shit itself
59:57 <Kelevra> I blame Demrahc
00:00 <CharlieSheen> houso worked his charm?
00:01 <CharlieSheen> O
00:02 <Demrahc> prolly
00:02 <CharlieSheen> h
00:08 <Demrahc> its usually my fault
00:13 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc is a master hacker
00:17 <Demrahc> cause i am satan incarnate
00:20 <Kelevra> bitch made me click short dick link and boom explosion occured
00:21 <^bozojim> mine was acting up monday when telstra had their second fie hour outage in twenty days
00:32 <CharlieSheen> Telstra are shit
00:36 <CharlieSheen> confirmed
00:46 <Kelevra> my fuckfaced housemate is with optus
00:53 <^bozojim> they are putting the no bloody network in here in town
00:54 <Kelevra> remember I'm the biggest scab
00:57 <Kelevra> I'm using his net
00:59 <Demrahc> sounds like you're RAM is shitting you
01:01 <Kelevra> ^.-
01:04 <Demrahc> like, in the ass
01:08 <^bozojim> and they have contractors doing it
01:12 <Kelevra> speaking of shit
01:14 <von> NBN is shit
01:19 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: Download movies
01:19 <Kelevra> hows your asshole treating you?
01:22 <^bozojim> and they have to completely rewire it as they got the connectiosn wrong
01:22 <CharlieSheen> Urgently
01:29 <Kelevra> CharlieSheen no vpn nigger
01:37 <Kelevra> that's why I rented jigsaw
01:38 <CharlieSheen> It's not in your name man
01:40 <CharlieSheen> Who cares?
01:49 <Kelevra> which i'll probably buy cause i'm too slack to return the cunt
01:51 <Demrahc> there are free vpns
01:58 <CharlieSheen> Yes
02:00 <Kelevra> please share this info
02:04 <CharlieSheen> Or you can set up your own
02:04 <^bozojim> Tomorrow I am off to Hobart for my routine eye check
02:07 <CharlieSheen> It's a 15 min job
02:14 <Demrahc> but you can only use like 500 mbs?
02:16 <Demrahc> lol
02:20 <Demrahc> cant remember
02:25 <CharlieSheen> That's why Polly has dos'd my bnc all day
02:30 <Kelevra> hey mang you set it up you can have my nudes i don't care
02:30 <CharlieSheen> Yet it still lives
02:50 <CharlieSheen> Is that an offer for Demrahc?
03:26 <Kelevra> nah I've used 200gbz in a week before
03:28 <Demrahc> hotspot shield Kelevra just type that in to google and download it
03:36 <Kelevra> tepmmums partner wasn't impressed
04:03 <Kelevra> if I fuck my skull loving black wearing housemate off he'll kick a fuss
04:05 <Demrahc> thats why i stream takes up less
04:16 <CharlieSheen> IT.god.4.lyf has downloaded heaps lately
04:27 <CharlieSheen> :D
04:28 <Kelevra> who the fuck @ the age of 57 loves the colour black and skulls
04:36 <Demrahc> lol
04:42 <Demrahc> emo? goth?
04:48 <^bozojim> possible
04:50 <Kelevra> nah he's just a fkn weirdo
04:55 <^bozojim> I am almost 54 and do not like
04:56 <Kelevra> he makes me sadface heaps
05:07 <CharlieSheen> eviction
05:09 <CharlieSheen> Simple
06:06 <Demrahc> OK BOYS AND GIRLS POLL TIME : AGE 20+ 30+ 40+ 50+, you get the drill and GO
06:12 <Kelevra> I'm too nice
06:18 <CharlieSheen> wot
06:24 <CharlieSheen> Demrahc: Expand. Urgently.
06:32 <^bozojim> I am proudly 53 atm
06:37 <Kelevra> I'm 52, 5 kids, had sex twice ever
06:55 <Kelevra> I found 3 grey hairs
06:59 <Demrahc> ok virgin mary and i call bullshit
07:05 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
07:05 <Kelevra> which is just from being aroused i presume
07:08 <Skirmish> 30+
07:19 <CharlieSheen> 30+
07:54 <Kelevra> yeah nah i'm 32 fucked 51 guys, 2 kids and i was born with a vagina and still currently have one
07:55 <CharlieSheen> 3 grey hairs? So you fucked b1rd?
08:00 <Kelevra> never married
08:04 <Kelevra> no boyfriend
08:09 <Demrahc> now that i believe
08:10 <Kelevra> I'm happy
08:16 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
08:26 <Kelevra> it's all true dude
08:32 <Kelevra> I have no shame
08:38 <Demrahc> I believe you
08:39 <CharlieSheen> I need cheese
08:39 <CharlieSheen> brb
08:51 <Kelevra> well shit go share your shit
08:54 <Demrahc> Exo stand up dude your turn
08:59 <Kelevra> i reckon your life would be interesting
09:10 <Kelevra> oh wait
09:23 <Demrahc> lol
09:30 <Kelevra> I'll overshare atm my pubes are as long as b1rd's cock even longer maybe
09:30 * Demrahc waits for it
09:35 <Kelevra> ^true
09:38 <Demrahc> holy shit
09:39 <Kelevra> it's winter
09:49 * Demrahc hands Kelevra a razor
09:52 <Demrahc> no excuse
10:05 <Kelevra> I could ancor a boat with these pubic hairs
10:19 <Demrahc> lol when was the last time you got laid?
10:23 <bubblegum> i'm 32
10:30 <Kelevra> 4 weeks ago
10:34 <Kelevra> maybe?
10:42 <Kelevra> it might've been longer
10:48 <Demrahc> 2 weeks and
10:51 * Demrahc thinks
10:51 <Kelevra> nah it's about that
10:58 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:01 <Kelevra> I'm hairy
11:10 <Demrahc> mine arent even as long as my pinky fingernail
11:20 <Kelevra> I don't mind being hairy cause the guys are surprised when I do anything
11:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v shadsam
11:21 <Demrahc> :\
11:27 <Kelevra> that's how you make them come back
11:30 <Demrahc> i haveta wax, it sucks balls
11:38 <shadsam> Kelevra hairy pussy?
11:42 <Kelevra> you shame fuck them and say "yeah next time it'll be better"
11:46 <Kelevra> then you do it
11:50 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
11:51 <shadsam> whats a shame fuck?
11:55 <bubblegum> isn't pubic hair back in fashion anyway?
11:57 <CharlieSheen> shadsam is wanking furiously
12:08 <shadsam> pubic hair has always been around
12:09 <Kelevra> I dunno but fuck that's what I do
12:13 <shadsam> depends on the girl
12:16 <Demrahc> bubblegum depends on who you speak to its a 50/50 thing atm
12:19 <Kelevra> I don't expect sex will happen all the time
12:25 <shadsam> i prefer hairy pussy
12:28 <Kelevra> its surprising when it happens
12:38 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: Hook in with shadsam
12:40 <Kelevra> so the next time they come back I make an effort
12:40 <shadsam> i can tell who will have it or not
12:52 <CharlieSheen> An established DJ
12:54 <shadsam> so im ok to get it
13:00 <Kelevra> what?
13:08 <shadsam> CharlieSheen what you do with yourself cunt?
13:11 <Demrahc> if i think there is even a possibility for a fuck i shave
13:11 <bubblegum> where do you get them Kelevra?
13:13 <bubblegum> tinder?
13:17 <CharlieSheen> I wank furiously mate
13:23 <shadsam> Demrahc why do you shave?
13:24 <Kelevra> bubblegum from here mostly
13:46 <bubblegum> isnt' everyone here a complete loser
13:51 <CharlieSheen> Yup
13:51 <bubblegum> ?
13:53 <Kelevra> yeah
13:54 <CharlieSheen> Pretty much
13:57 <Demrahc> shadsam, legs and armspits as i said earlier i wax the mini me :P
14:01 <Kelevra> but no one said I had winners..
14:03 <Kelevra> far out
14:07 <shadsam> legs and arms?
14:08 <Kelevra> get back on the train
14:10 <shadsam> you should do that anyway
14:16 <shadsam> dirty bitch
14:18 <CharlieSheen> shadsam is horny as now
14:27 <CharlieSheen> 45 yr old
14:32 <Kelevra> if I had a winner I'd have been locked down
14:33 <CharlieSheen> Thinks he's 25
14:37 <Kelevra> fuck you're dense.
14:46 <CharlieSheen> lollllllll
14:54 <shadsam> Kelevra do you shave your legs and armpits?
15:04 <CharlieSheen> Kelevra: Hook in
15:11 <Demrahc> Kelevra but if you make the effort with a hot one, well they might be a winner with the tongue
15:12 <CharlieSheen> 45 yr old junkie who has never worked
15:14 * Demrahc winks
15:19 <CharlieSheen> How can you resist?
16:08 <Demrahc> oh is it my turn?
16:09 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: I'm that guy that plivent wants to be when he grows up.
16:09 <ynnoB> quite a catch
16:37 <CharlieSheen> On that note, I'm bored
16:44 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:46 <^bozojim> hello ynnoB
16:48 <CharlieSheen> Peace out
16:49 <Exo> excuse me but shadsam is a musician
16:53 <ynnoB> yo ^bozojim
16:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Skirmish
17:05 * CharlieSheen slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
17:12 Quit: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) Quit:
17:14 <Kelevra> shadsam of course I shave my pits and legs
17:17 <Skirmish> shadsam is the genius behind ANALogue Church.
17:17 <bubblegum> i'm a 32 year old celibate supermodel
17:24 <shadsam> im not 45
17:34 <Kelevra> Demrahc can you be fucked being eaten out?
17:38 <Exo> looool
17:44 <Demrahc> 33, female last i checked ergo vag. 0 kids, fuck tonne of nephews and a niece (1 brother thats it mind you) and a million godkids.
18:13 <Kelevra> I envy you
18:16 <bubblegum> so many goats
18:19 <Kelevra> 0 kids was my aim
18:26 <Kelevra> want one?
18:28 <shadsam> how many do you have?
18:30 <Kelevra> I have two
18:32 <Demrahc> Kelevra when they fucking do it right, you can go for hours, you can only fuck so long before the vag gets sore
18:32 <Skirmish> Sell them.
18:43 <shadsam> lol
18:44 <Kelevra> Skirmish I'm abit attatched
18:50 <shadsam> Demrahc have you ever been fucked for hours?
18:56 <Demrahc> nah my squidlet here is the anti christ im good.
18:57 <bubblegum> i have
19:02 <Demrahc> shadsam yup
19:04 <shadsam> are you female?
19:05 <Skirmish> shads is fapping while he asks these questions.
19:05 <Kelevra> I cbf getting fucked for hours
19:10 <Kelevra> or licked out for hours
19:13 <shadsam> lol
19:15 <Kelevra> I have shit to do
19:18 <shadsam> lol
19:21 <shadsam> like come on irc?
19:25 * ^bozojim blinks
19:26 <Demrahc> i walked like a cowboy for few days afterwards :
19:28 <Demrahc> ]\
19:30 <Demrahc> ffs
19:33 <Demrahc> :\
19:37 <bubblegum> have you ever made loveeeeeeeee
19:43 <Kelevra> irc is my chill out time
19:53 <Kelevra> I'm listening to music and reading
19:57 <shadsam> lol
20:05 <shadsam> how many hours a day do you have sex?
20:08 <^bozojim> !top10
20:10 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(264748) 2. HellFury(127553) 3. ^bozojim(122329) 4. Sutekh(115417) 5. Glenn(107669) 6. b1rd(85073) 7. Cath^(81588) 8. Skirmish(62683) 9. Zade(57314) 10. President_Trump(55900)
20:20 <Kelevra> I don't have sex for hours
20:21 <ynnoB> fap fap fap
20:25 <Kelevra> EVER.
20:25 <Skirmish> shadsam is sounding a lot like plivent at the moment.
20:30 <shadsam> does anyone?
20:34 <Kelevra> I have stated I have kids..
20:40 <shadsam> how many?
20:42 <Demrahc> i know
20:47 Mode: (by Exo) -m
20:52 <Skirmish> Confirmed. Shads = Plivent.
20:57 <Kelevra> haha
21:00 <Demrahc> not in school yet? :P
21:07 <Kelevra> hell no
21:14 <Demrahc> suck :S
21:20 <bubblegum> Kelevra, what did you do before you had kids?
21:22 <Kelevra> eh I love them
21:23 * ^bozojim gets Exo by the ear and drags him over to the quiet corner and punches some common sense into him
21:31 <Kelevra> before i had kids..
21:34 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:48 <Demrahc> OI Exo, I SAID YOUR TURN
21:51 <Kelevra> I was mourning the loss of my mothers passing then before that I was a party girl
21:59 <shadsam> party girl!
22:04 <bubblegum> ah, sorry for your loss
22:10 <Kelevra> I did alot of rugs and used to fuck around ad fly interstate at a whim
22:17 <shadsam> sex tours?
22:27 <Kelevra> bubblegum ty for being considerate to say so, it was a hard time
22:32 <Kelevra> no, no sex tours
22:42 <Kelevra> I was engaged @ a time
22:54 <Kelevra> I've had a really big life
22:57 <shadsam> ok
23:00 <Kelevra> forfilled
23:02 <bubblegum> are you mixy?
23:03 <Exo> is it my turn already Demrahc? lol
23:06 Join: BlastFromThePast ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:06 <shadsam> should have a pipe
23:09 Mode: (by Exo) +v Glenn
23:12 <Kelevra> what is a mixy?
23:14 <Exo> Glen 20
23:27 <bubblegum> a user
23:33 <Kelevra> oh no
23:40 <Kelevra> I don't use drugs anymore
23:48 <Demrahc> yup Exo
23:52 <Demrahc> stats
24:00 <Kelevra> I got high on weed 3 times since my kids were born and had a bummer of a time
24:05 <bubblegum> maybe a good thing you have kids then
24:09 <Kelevra> yeah
24:24 <Kelevra> that's what I mean by party girl
24:33 <Kelevra> I partied alot before i had my kids
24:38 <Demrahc> i was never a big drug user, just like the occasional spliff that was it back in the day.
25:00 <Kelevra> I was abit of a mess @ times
25:02 <shadsam> Kelevra come over
25:18 <Kelevra> shadsam no thanks, wouldn't change my world for a day
25:33 <Kelevra> ty for the invite though
25:38 <Kelevra> very considerate
25:44 <Demrahc> yeah i dont reccommend getting stoned then trying to shave down there
25:50 * Demrahc points
25:58 <Demrahc> omfg the giggling
26:04 <Kelevra> omg I've done that before
26:08 <Kelevra> the big knick
26:22 <shadsam> Kelevra you drink?
26:26 <Kelevra> I've veeted always after that
26:31 <^bozojim> and as it is vascular it will bleed
26:49 <Demrahc> its all good, i crashed early and one of my so called friends fucked him, (bitch)
26:56 <Kelevra> shadsam yeah but I cant really stand people who over exceed their drinking
27:04 <Demrahc> now there is a two cent whore for you
27:27 Nick: Glenn is now known as Glenn_at_Work
27:51 <Kelevra> Demrahc that's happened to me before
28:12 <Kelevra> don't trust the bitch ever again cause they'll do it again
28:13 <Demrahc> sad thing is she still hasnt changed
28:23 Join: whooo ([email protected]) to #sydney
28:25 <Skirmish> She's in it for the D.
28:37 <Kelevra> Skirmish don't bag my tatoo
28:39 <Skirmish> shadsam is keen for her contact details.
28:43 <Kelevra> and I fkn never did it
28:59 <Skirmish> My wife wants me to get a 'gansta panda' tattoo.
29:00 <Demrahc> OI Exo, I SAID YOUR TURN
29:00 <Kelevra> I was mourning the loss of my mothers passing then before that I was a party girl
29:00 <shadsam> party girl!
29:19 <Kelevra> neh don't, that's so weird
29:20 <Demrahc> no cause its sisters before misters
30:00 <Kelevra> I have "for the D" on my leg cause i made it a joke after a horrible relationship
30:00 <bubblegum> ah, sorry for your loss
30:00 <Kelevra> I did alot of rugs and used to fuck around ad fly interstate at a whim 
30:00 <shadsam> sex tours?
30:00 <Kelevra> bubblegum ty for being considerate to say so, it was a hard time
30:00 <Kelevra> no, no sex tours
30:00 <Kelevra> I was engaged @ a time
30:00 <Kelevra> I've had a really big life
30:00 <shadsam> ok
30:00 <Kelevra> forfilled
30:19 <Kelevra> this girl who fucked my ex was a fkn tard
30:29 <Skirmish> https://imgur.com/a/rCiQ2Jj <---- On my right shoulder.
30:45 <Demrahc> men, always cheat. :\
30:48 * Demrahc sighs
30:54 Nick: Glenn_at_Work is now known as Glenn
30:57 <^bozojim> not all of us
31:00 <bubblegum> are you mixy?
31:00 <Exo> is it my turn already Demrahc? lol
31:00 <shadsam> should have a pipe
31:00 <Kelevra> what is a mixy?
31:00 <Exo> Glen 20
31:00 <bubblegum> a user
31:00 <Kelevra> oh no
31:00 <Kelevra> I don't use drugs anymore
31:00 <Demrahc> yup Exo
31:00 <Demrahc> stats
31:00 <Kelevra> I got high on weed 3 times since my kids were born and had a bummer of a time
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32:00 <bubblegum> maybe a good thing you have kids then
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah
32:00 <Kelevra> that's what I mean by party girl
32:00 <Kelevra> I partied alot before i had my kids
32:00 <Demrahc> i was never a big drug user, just like the occasional spliff that was it back in the day.
32:00 <Kelevra> I was abit of a mess @ times
32:45 Nick: whooo is now known as bubblegum
33:00 <shadsam> Kelevra come over
33:00 <Kelevra> shadsam no thanks, wouldn't change my world for a day
33:00 <Kelevra> ty for the invite though
33:00 <Kelevra> very considerate
33:00 <Demrahc> yeah i dont reccommend getting stoned then trying to shave down there
33:00 <Demrahc> omfg the giggling
33:37 <bubblegum> if men don't cheat
33:49 <bubblegum> do they still cheat in their minds?
33:56 <bubblegum> via fantasy?
34:00 <Kelevra> omg I've done that before
34:00 <Kelevra> the big knick
34:00 <shadsam> Kelevra you drink?
34:00 <Kelevra> I've veeted always after that
34:00 <^bozojim> and as it is vascular it will bleed
34:00 <Demrahc> its all good, i crashed early and one of my so called friends fucked him, (bitch)
34:00 <Kelevra> shadsam yeah but I cant really stand people who over exceed their drinking 
34:02 <^bozojim> not me
34:17 * ^bozojim is old fashioned and was brought up right
34:21 <Skirmish> bubblegum: Yes
34:40 <bubblegum> we need a large scale poll
35:00 <Demrahc> now there is a two cent whore for you
35:00 <Kelevra> Demrahc that's happened to me before
35:29 <Glenn> Good evening all! :))
35:38 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :)
35:42 <bubblegum> what's the point of being with someone if they get off to other people
35:46 <bubblegum> :(
36:00 <Kelevra> don't trust the bitch ever again cause they'll do it again
36:00 <Demrahc> sad thing is she still hasnt changed
36:00 <Skirmish> She's in it for the D. 
36:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish don't bag my tatoo
36:00 <Skirmish> shadsam is keen for her contact details. 
36:00 <Kelevra> and I fkn never did it
36:00 <Skirmish> My wife wants me to get a 'gansta panda' tattoo. 
36:14 <Kelevra> I cheat in my mind
36:27 <Kelevra> I do heaps of shit in my dreams
36:29 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
36:37 <Kelevra> no one cares
37:00 <Kelevra> neh don't, that's so weird
37:00 <Demrahc> no cause its sisters before misters
37:16 <Glenn> Hey there Jim!!!!
37:28 <Glenn> Exactly Kelevra...
37:32 <Demrahc> cant help if you dream of fucking someone else, actively chatting them up tho, thats different
38:00 <Kelevra> I have "for the D" on my leg cause i made it a joke after a horrible relationship
38:00 <Kelevra> this girl who fucked my ex was a fkn tard
38:00 <Skirmish> https://imgur.com/a/rCiQ2Jj    <---- On my right shoulder. 
38:00 <Demrahc> men, always cheat. :\
38:00 <^bozojim> not all of us
38:08 <bubblegum> if i ever caught my bf even flirting with someone i would ruin his life
38:10 <bubblegum> and hers
38:37 <shadsam> what if he cheated?
39:17 <Skirmish> Welcome tonight to 'dumb shit shadsam says' here on Austnet.
39:40 <Demrahc> bbs
39:41 <lx>  cya Demrahc...
39:49 <bubblegum> i'd probably make sure neither of them looked pretty
39:57 <shadsam> crazy
40:02 <Skirmish> throw acid on them eh?
40:04 <bubblegum> drug them, shave their eyebrows
40:20 <bubblegum> carve "i cheated" on their forehead
40:37 <bubblegum> that sort of thing
40:47 <Skirmish> I've dreamt of banging my wifes cousin. She has huge tittaes. In person though, she grinds my gears and I can't stand her.
40:58 <Skirmish> I need my imagination to remove her personality and make her fuckable.
41:00 <bubblegum> if men don't cheat
41:00 <bubblegum> do they still cheat in their minds?
41:00 <bubblegum> via fantasy?
41:03 <Kelevra> oh yeah I've never gone after someones man
41:17 <Kelevra> the other night I dreamt of someone I know is taken though
41:24 <Kelevra> and in my dream I knew it was wrong
41:35 <Kelevra> I woke up when it got serious
41:41 <Kelevra> I think my brain knows
41:52 <bubblegum> wish i had more sexy dreams
42:00 <^bozojim> not me
42:00 <Skirmish> bubblegum: Yes
42:00 <bubblegum> we need a large scale poll
42:56 <bubblegum> i've dreamt of almost failing uni for the past 4 years
43:00 <bubblegum> what's the point of being with someone if they get off to other people 
43:00 <bubblegum> :(
43:26 <Kelevra> I dream about strange things
44:00 <Kelevra> I cheat in my mind
44:00 <Kelevra> I do heaps of shit in my dreams
44:00 <Kelevra> no one cares
44:29 <Kelevra> john legend time
45:00 <Demrahc> cant help if you dream of fucking someone else, actively chatting them up tho, thats different
46:00 <bubblegum> if i ever caught my bf even flirting with someone i would ruin his life
46:00 <bubblegum> and hers
46:00 <shadsam> what if he cheated?
47:00 <Skirmish> Welcome tonight to 'dumb shit shadsam says' here on Austnet. 
47:00 <Demrahc> bbs
47:00 <lx> 1 cya1 Demrahc...
47:00 <bubblegum> i'd probably make sure neither of them looked pretty
47:00 <shadsam> crazy
48:00 <Skirmish> throw acid on them eh? 
48:00 <bubblegum> drug them, shave their eyebrows
48:00 <bubblegum> carve "i cheated" on their forehead
48:00 <bubblegum> that sort of thing
48:00 <Skirmish> I've dreamt of banging my wifes cousin. She has huge tittaes. In person though, she grinds my gears and I can't stand her. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I need my imagination to remove her personality and make her fuckable. 
49:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah I've never gone after someones man
49:00 <Kelevra> the other night I dreamt of someone I know is taken though
49:00 <Kelevra> and in my dream I knew it was wrong
49:00 <Kelevra> I woke up when it got serious
49:00 <Kelevra> I think my brain knows
49:00 <bubblegum> wish i had more sexy dreams
50:00 <bubblegum> i've dreamt of almost failing uni for the past 4 years
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51:00 <Kelevra> I dream about strange things
52:00 <Kelevra> john legend time
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53:59 <President_Trump> props tho
54:08 <Demrahc> bbl
54:08 <lx>  hb Demrahc...
57:02 * HellFury peers under table tosee what the bloody cat is doing
57:41 * [[[[[pong]]]]] smells a bad smell
58:46 <HellFury> mouse
58:47 <HellFury> of course
00:12 <President_Trump> HellFury u lookin good babe
00:50 <Exo> ross da toss
01:00 <President_Trump> props tho
01:13 <President_Trump> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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02:00 <Demrahc> bbl
02:00 <lx> 1 hb1 Demrahc...
03:58 <Exo> people seem to liek pong
04:06 <President_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
06:00 <shadsam> pongo
06:00 <HellFury> mouse
06:00 <HellFury> of course
06:10 <shadsam> Kelevra horny still?
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07:51 <Student> Greetings.
08:00 <President_Trump> HellFury u lookin good babe
08:00 <Exo> ross da toss
08:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssssssssssssssssssssssss pong
08:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
08:35 <bubblegum> beautiful
09:00 <President_Trump> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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11:00 <Exo> people seem to liek pong
12:00 <President_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
13:00 <shadsam> pongo
14:00 <shadsam> Kelevra horny still?
14:06 * Exo spares no expense and takes [[[[[pong]]]]]  to  /¥\cDonalds
15:00 <Student> Greetings.
15:39 <Kelevra> shadsam yeah..
15:41 <shadsam> might get maccas tonight
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssssssssssssssssssssssss pong
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:00 <bubblegum> beautiful
16:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiii
18:05 <shadsam> lol
23:00 <Kelevra> shadsam yeah..
23:00 <shadsam> might get maccas tonight
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiii
26:00 <shadsam> lol
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41:24 <Kelevra> audioslave
41:53 <Kelevra> where the fuck is looweeze when i need her jackass
42:32 <President_Trump> shes at the psych
42:35 <President_Trump> daz put her on suicide watch
44:46 <Kelevra> you're a prick
45:07 <President_Trump> no HE is
45:09 <President_Trump> she hates him
45:14 <Kelevra> nah she doesn't
45:18 <Kelevra> she's cool beans
45:35 <Kelevra> you're a cat on hot tin roof cunt
46:02 <Student> :)
46:02 <President_Trump> im going for nightfix brb
46:30 <Kelevra> nah you're not in vic mate
47:33 <President_Trump> where am i?
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48:52 <President_Trump> daz said i live in gisborne, we always believe daz dont we?
49:00 <Kelevra> audioslave
49:00 <Kelevra> where the fuck is looweeze when i need her jackass
49:46 <seaner> lol
50:00 <President_Trump> shes at the psych
50:00 <President_Trump> daz put her on suicide watch
51:36 <Kelevra> I thought wa tbh
51:40 <Kelevra> you seem backward
52:00 <Kelevra> you're a prick
52:25 <Kelevra> seaner don't msg me on fb, when your face pops up a get a lady erection or close to the equivilant
52:35 <Kelevra> be polite and just don't do it.
53:00 <President_Trump> no HE is
53:00 <President_Trump> she hates him
53:00 <Kelevra> nah she doesn't
53:00 <Kelevra> she's cool beans
53:00 <Kelevra> you're a cat on hot tin roof cunt
53:11 <seaner> hmm
53:13 <lx> ...ah huh...
53:21 <seaner> and the problem with that is?
53:25 <seaner> :)
54:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <President_Trump> im going for nightfix brb
54:00 <Kelevra> nah you're not in vic mate
54:01 <Kelevra> I like to feel like no one can melt my brains or seep into my underwear compartment
54:08 <Kelevra> i'm HARD AS
54:17 <Kelevra> I'm solid rawk
54:19 <Student> :)
54:30 <Kelevra> stone cold bitch
54:34 <Kelevra> rawr
54:40 <Kelevra> RAWR even
54:40 <Student> Kelevra you should run for next prime minister election.
54:50 <seaner> next prime minister erection
54:55 <Kelevra> nah I don't have the motivation tbh
55:00 <President_Trump> where am i?
55:11 <Kelevra> I just like pretty things
55:18 <Kelevra> like seaner
55:21 <seaner> who doesn't ?
55:24 <President_Trump> shes keen for President_Trump
55:32 <President_Trump> cant get prettier than that
55:34 <Kelevra> shh we're parents, we don't have nice things
55:39 <seaner> maybe I enjoy looking at your photo Kelevra ?
55:50 <Kelevra> oh duddde
55:54 <Kelevra> don't make me blush
56:00 <President_Trump> daz said i live in gisborne, we always believe daz dont we?
56:09 <Student> read "may be"
56:13 <Student> he is not sure.
56:40 <Kelevra> I'm rocking the dimples atm not knowing if I'm the deer in headlights and you're the car or the opposite
57:00 <Kelevra> sleep deprivratin does wonders for you seaner and me
57:00 <seaner> lol
57:09 <seaner> haha yes it does!
57:15 <seaner> I don't know what day it is
57:32 <Kelevra> you look like steak with a great gravy
57:42 <Student> lol
57:43 <Kelevra> an it's fwatday
57:52 <Student> here comes the STEAK.
58:00 <Student> things people do for steak.
58:22 <Kelevra> I actually have two porterhouse and two scotch fillets in my fridge
58:27 <Kelevra> BUT
58:36 <Kelevra> they're for catching the weekend.
58:49 <Kelevra> I'm a good lady like that
59:00 <Kelevra> I thought wa tbh
59:00 <Kelevra> you seem backward
59:01 <Kelevra> the lamb backstraps are tomorrow
59:10 <seaner> hmm steak that melts like butter in your mouth
59:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
59:11 <Student> weekend seem to be a skewd shot, needs the catching.
59:28 <Kelevra> mmm butter, doubt you've had any in your life
59:40 <seaner> butter?
59:45 <seaner> butter is a staple
59:51 <seaner> real butter that is
59:58 <seaner> not that spreadable or margarine crap
00:00 <Kelevra> seaner don't msg me on fb, when your face pops up a get a lady erection or close to the equivilant
00:00 <Kelevra> be polite and just don't do it.
00:01 <Kelevra> e=yes sir I don't stutter when I type, I mispell sometimes
00:05 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:18 <Kelevra> I rock western star and nutlex
00:22 <Kelevra> what do you do
00:33 <Kelevra> oh I also like lurpax
00:43 <Kelevra> depends what I'm eating
01:00 <seaner> hmm
01:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
01:00 <seaner> and the problem with that is?
01:00 <seaner> :)
01:25 <President_Trump> nutelex is disgusting
01:33 <Kelevra> each to their own
01:36 <Kelevra> go easy bro
01:42 * Student slides a bite size kitkat in Kelevra's pocket.
02:00 <Kelevra> I like to feel like no one can melt my brains or seep into my underwear compartment
02:00 <Kelevra> i'm HARD AS 
02:00 <Kelevra> I'm solid rawk
02:00 <Student> :)
02:00 <Kelevra> stone cold bitch
02:00 <Kelevra> rawr
02:00 <Kelevra> RAWR even
02:00 <Student> Kelevra you should run for next prime minister election.
02:00 <seaner> next prime minister erection
02:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't have the motivation tbh
02:50 Part: eggmix ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:00 <Kelevra> I just like pretty things
03:00 <Kelevra> like seaner
03:00 <seaner> who doesn't ?
03:00 <President_Trump> shes keen for President_Trump
03:00 <President_Trump> cant get prettier than that
03:00 <Kelevra> shh we're parents, we don't have nice things
03:00 <seaner> maybe I enjoy looking at your photo Kelevra ?
03:00 <Kelevra> oh duddde
03:00 <Kelevra> don't make me blush
03:09 <seaner> i only use butter in cooking n shit
03:20 <Student> n shit :)
03:21 <Kelevra> oh okay
03:23 <seaner> barely eat bread
03:28 <seaner> the boys have toast sometimes with jam
03:30 <Kelevra> same
03:31 <seaner> but thats about it
03:57 <Kelevra> I don't eat bread
04:00 <Student> read "may be"
04:00 <Student> he is not sure.
04:00 <Kelevra> I'm rocking the dimples atm not knowing if I'm the deer in headlights and you're the car or the opposite
04:15 <Student> how do you two eat steak?
04:23 <Kelevra> I love steak
04:26 <Kelevra> it's meat
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04:33 <Kelevra> pasta is weird
04:42 <Kelevra> and I only eat rice if I cook it
04:53 <Kelevra> hey couleurs
05:00 <Kelevra> sleep deprivratin does wonders for you seaner and me
05:00 <seaner> haha yes it does!
05:00 <seaner> I don't know what day it is
05:00 <Kelevra> you look like steak with a great gravy
05:00 <Student> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> an it's fwatday
05:00 <Student> here comes the STEAK.
05:00 <Student> things people do for steak.
05:13 <couleurs> hiiiiiiii
06:00 <Kelevra> I actually have two porterhouse and two scotch fillets in my fridge
06:00 <Kelevra> BUT
06:00 <Kelevra> they're for catching the weekend.
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm a good lady like that
07:00 <Kelevra> the lamb backstraps are tomorrow
07:00 <seaner> hmm steak that melts like butter in your mouth
07:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
07:00 <Student> weekend seem to be a skewd shot, needs the catching.
07:00 <Kelevra> mmm butter, doubt you've had any in your life
07:00 <seaner> butter?
07:00 <seaner> butter is a staple
07:00 <seaner> real butter that is
07:00 <seaner> not that spreadable or margarine crap
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08:00 <Kelevra> e=yes sir I don't stutter when I type, I mispell sometimes
08:00 <Kelevra> I rock western star and nutlex
08:00 <Kelevra> what do you do
08:00 <Kelevra> oh I also like lurpax
08:00 <Kelevra> depends what I'm eating
08:10 <seaner> how do I eat steak?
08:14 <seaner> with a knife and fork
08:18 <seaner> odd question
08:24 <seaner> I like pasta
08:28 <seaner> but I gotta cook it
08:37 <seaner> same as rice, people seem incapable of cooking rice properly
08:40 <seaner> you know.. with enough water n shit
08:42 <seaner> for long enough
08:46 <seaner> so its not like pellets ffs
09:00 <President_Trump> nutelex is disgusting
09:00 <Kelevra> each to their own
09:00 <Kelevra> go easy bro
09:37 <WhoMadeWho> RABBIT
09:40 <WhoMadeWho> DROPPINGS
09:50 * seaner slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
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10:18 <WhoMadeWho> ill slap you with oprahs used knickers
11:00 <seaner> i only use butter in cooking n shit
11:00 <Student> n shit :)
11:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
11:00 <seaner> barely eat bread
11:00 <seaner> the boys have toast sometimes with jam
11:00 <Kelevra> same
11:00 <seaner> but thats about it
11:00 <Kelevra> I don't eat bread
12:00 <Student> how do you two eat steak?
12:00 <Kelevra> I love steak
12:00 <Kelevra> it's meat
12:00 <Kelevra> pasta is weird
12:00 <Kelevra> and I only eat rice if I cook it
12:00 <Kelevra> hey couleurs
12:19 Part: Student ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiii
13:40 <Kelevra> hey paul <3
14:11 <Kelevra> seaner it is like pellets
14:33 <seaner> rice should be soft
14:47 Part: NeoGeo64 ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:49 <seaner> 1 part rice to 1-1/2 parts water for white rice
14:52 <seaner> not rocket science
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15:30 <Kelevra> I know how to cook rice half my fam bam is asian
15:41 <Kelevra> that's why we're so sexy
16:00 <seaner> how do I eat steak?
16:00 <seaner> with a knife and fork
16:00 <seaner> odd question
16:00 <seaner> I like pasta
16:00 <seaner> but I gotta cook it
16:00 <seaner> same as rice, people seem incapable of cooking rice properly
16:00 <seaner> you know.. with enough water n shit
16:00 <seaner> for long enough
16:00 <seaner> so its not like pellets ffs
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17:00 <WhoMadeWho> RABBIT
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> DROPPINGS
17:25 <couleurs> hi romo how meny cofo u had 2 dayo
17:41 <seaner> haha
17:47 <seaner> you do? good
17:58 Nick: a_romeo_ is now known as zoopzoop
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> ill slap you with oprahs used knickers
18:27 Nick: zoopzoop is now known as _a_romeo_
18:35 <_a_romeo_> 4
18:43 <_a_romeo_> :)
18:46 <_a_romeo_> n u?
18:54 <couleurs> 3
19:01 <_a_romeo_> ah okay cool
19:09 <President_Trump> quick sip cordial (1 part cottee fruit cup premium, 7 part pureau <1 tds)
19:34 <couleurs> NiCe
21:00 <Kelevra> hey paul <3
21:53 <Rabbit> http://hongaustralia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/245513-COTT-CORD-CONCENT-FRUIT-CUP-1LT-800x800.png
22:00 <Kelevra> seaner it is like pellets
22:00 <seaner> rice should be soft
22:00 <seaner> 1 part rice to 1-1/2 parts water for white rice
22:00 <seaner> not rocket science
22:51 <Kelevra> Rabbit hows about you try zlining me?
23:00 <Kelevra> I know how to cook rice half my fam bam is asian
23:00 <Kelevra> that's why we're so sexy
23:17 <Kelevra> you seem to put the foot down but don't want to lose clients or users
23:25 <couleurs> looks like washing machine fabric softner
23:27 <Kelevra> do it, make an example.
23:46 <shadsam> Rabbit is a loser
23:51 <Kelevra> show everyone what you're made of Rabbit
24:01 <Kelevra> you fkn loser bunny Rabbit.
24:22 <Kelevra> go on Rabbit
24:36 <Kelevra> or do I have to resort in what you did to me?
24:43 <Kelevra> and notice you and pm you?
24:52 <Kelevra> fkn loser Rabbit.
25:00 <couleurs> hi romo how meny cofo u had 2 dayo
25:00 <seaner> haha
25:00 <seaner> you do? good
25:02 <shadsam> fucking loser cunt rabbit
25:07 <President_Trump> what did he do Kelevra?
25:15 <Kelevra> Lwaxana would be rolling around laughing @ you.
25:20 <Kelevra> useless cunt.
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25:38 <Kelevra> President_Trump nevermind baby
25:49 <President_Trump> i wondered why u were sulking
26:00 <_a_romeo_> 4
26:00 <_a_romeo_> :)
26:00 <_a_romeo_> n u?
26:00 <couleurs> 3
26:19 Nick: _a_romeo_ is now known as _-[a\Romeo]-_
26:39 <Kelevra> I'm not sulking moron
26:52 <Rabbit> she was -v for an hour (5 hours ago) and shes been crying since
26:55 <_-[a\Romeo]-_> i need some chewing gum
26:59 <Sutekh> wtf
27:00 <_a_romeo_> ah okay cool
27:00 <President_Trump> quick sip cordial (1 part cottee fruit cup premium, 7 part pureau <1 tds)
27:00 <couleurs> NiCe
27:14 <couleurs> chewy gumy
27:20 <_-[a\Romeo]-_> hehe yeah
27:23 <Kelevra> oh okay
27:52 <Kelevra> want to know what the other ops think of you Rabbit?
28:04 <Rabbit> they love me :D
28:10 <President_Trump> why did u leave melb then if u arent sulking?
28:12 <Kelevra> hahahaha
28:18 <Kelevra> fuck you're a crackhead
28:34 <President_Trump> Rabbit would u like to give your version of the story?
28:40 <Sutekh> what chan Kelevra?
28:43 <Rabbit> i just did
28:55 <Kelevra> President_Trump cause the 8 hour mute wasn't worth sticking around for me to /hop
29:00 <Rabbit> http://hongaustralia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/245513-COTT-CORD-CONCENT-FRUIT-CUP-1LT-800x800.png
29:09 <Rabbit> lol
29:18 <Rabbit> wasnt 8 hours
29:18 <President_Trump> why was it 8 hours?
29:25 <Rabbit> was for 1 hour
29:31 <shadsam> Kelevra do you have dildo?
29:31 <Kelevra> Rabbit talk to von and ibiza about it
29:41 <Kelevra> oh wait
29:56 <Kelevra> you're not in the click cause you're a fucking loser.
30:00 <Kelevra> Rabbit hows about you try zlining me?
30:02 <Sutekh> oh that chan, isnt all of Austnet a op there?
30:10 <Rabbit> von and ibiza are not interested in your crying
30:18 <Kelevra> oh okay
31:00 <Kelevra> you seem to put the foot down but don't want to lose clients or users
31:00 <couleurs> looks like washing machine fabric softner 
31:00 <Kelevra> do it, make an example.
31:00 <shadsam> Rabbit is a loser
31:00 <Kelevra> show everyone what you're made of Rabbit
31:14 <shadsam> Sutekh what chan?
31:30 <President_Trump> Rabbit is next in line for asd so behave yourself Kelevra
31:51 <Sutekh> shadsam, dunno, the winner is sidneyyyyyyyy
32:00 <Kelevra> you fkn loser bunny Rabbit.
32:00 <Kelevra> go on Rabbit
32:00 <Kelevra> or do I have to resort in what you did to me?
32:00 <Kelevra> and notice you and pm you?
32:00 <Kelevra> fkn loser Rabbit.
32:02 <shadsam> rabbit is a loser
32:46 <Sutekh> shadsam, be nice, we are all nicer here
32:55 <Rabbit> shadsam is plivent
33:00 <shadsam> fucking loser cunt rabbit
33:00 <President_Trump> what did he do Kelevra?
33:00 <Kelevra> Lwaxana would be rolling around laughing @ you.
33:00 <Kelevra> useless cunt.
33:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump nevermind baby
33:00 <President_Trump> i wondered why u were sulking
33:12 Nick: _-[a\Romeo]-_ is now known as ^-_-^a\Romeo|^|^|
33:14 <Sutekh> haha pliv? gee
33:15 <Rabbit> so is melbourne Sutekh
33:24 <Rabbit> thats why the trolls are crying
33:38 <Rabbit> they;re banned or silenced
33:55 <Sutekh> Rabbit, sure, :D is is a sydney clone afterall
34:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sulking moron
34:00 <Rabbit> she was -v for an hour (5 hours ago) and shes been crying since
34:00 <_-[a\Romeo]-_> i need some chewing gum
34:00 <Sutekh> wtf
34:20 <couleurs> Lol
34:53 Nick: ^-_-^a\Romeo|^|^| is now known as ^^a\Romeo^^
35:00 <couleurs> chewy gumy
35:00 <_-[a\Romeo]-_> hehe yeah
35:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
35:00 <Kelevra> want to know what the other ops think of you Rabbit?
35:50 <Rabbit> hehe sydney is another channel for trolls to abuse users once banned elsewhere
36:00 <Rabbit> they love me :D
36:00 <President_Trump> why did u leave melb then if u arent sulking?
36:00 <Kelevra> hahahaha
36:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a crackhead
36:00 <President_Trump> Rabbit would u like to give your version of the story?
36:00 <Sutekh> what chan Kelevra?
36:00 <Rabbit> i just did
36:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump cause the 8 hour mute wasn't worth sticking around for me to /hop
36:18 <shadsam> shadsam is plivent?
36:24 <shadsam> that you breaker?
36:26 * ^^a\Romeo^^ slaps shadsam around a bit with a large trout
36:29 * ^^a\Romeo^^ slaps Rabbit around a bit with a large trout
36:29 <shadsam> keep ddosing ya fucking cunt
36:34 <shadsam> ya fucking clown cunt
36:35 <President_Trump> im waiting for my prawns
36:38 <shadsam> fuckhead
36:40 <President_Trump> baby will be here soon
36:49 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby is gone
36:59 <Sutekh> Rabbit, any more sydney users you can add to teh DB there?
37:00 <Rabbit> lol
37:00 <Rabbit> wasnt 8 hours
37:00 <President_Trump> why was it 8 hours?
37:00 <Rabbit> was for 1 hour
37:00 <Kelevra> Rabbit talk to von and ibiza about it
37:00 <shadsam> Kelevra do you have dildo?
37:00 <Kelevra> oh wait
37:00 <Kelevra> you're not in the click cause you're a fucking loser.
37:05 <Kelevra> [22:39] <President_Trump> Rabbit is next in line for asd so behave yourself Kelevra
37:13 <Kelevra> should I stock up on condoms?
37:27 <Kelevra> my eldests father was an asd op
37:28 <shadsam> Rabbit can I be added to the database please?
37:41 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby drug addict
37:44 <President_Trump> Kelevra why did u sleep with kuniva?
37:49 <Skirmish> [22:43] <+Rabbit> hehe sydney is another channel for trolls to abuse users once banned elsewhere <--- So, it's your opinion that #melbourne is a chat utopia?
37:59 <Kelevra> I didn't sleep with kuniva
38:00 <Sutekh> oh that chan, isnt all of Austnet a op there?
38:00 <Rabbit> von and ibiza are not interested in your crying
38:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
38:01 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby lady
38:02 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby lady
38:27 <President_Trump> coquefee time (pura milk premium)
38:30 <shadsam> chat utopia is like rave
38:36 <shadsam> did dj there
38:42 <Skirmish> Because looking in there now it's channel traffic and romeo having his nightly mental rant.
38:43 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
39:00 <shadsam> Sutekh what chan?
39:00 <President_Trump> Rabbit is next in line for asd so behave yourself Kelevra
39:00 <Sutekh> shadsam, dunno, the winner is sidneyyyyyyyy
39:04 <Kelevra> hahaha
39:12 <Kelevra> Skirmish fuck I love you
39:13 <shadsam> lol
39:18 <shadsam> good old melbourne
39:35 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
39:38 <Kelevra> he's a gun
39:40 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
39:45 <shadsam> the gayest chan on austnet history not to mention in the last 5 years
39:45 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
40:00 <shadsam> rabbit is a loser
40:00 <Sutekh> shadsam, be nice, we are all nicer here
40:00 <Rabbit> shadsam is plivent
40:29 <shadsam> rape victims use it and run it
40:31 <Sutekh> melb had about 20 users after serena left.. untill all tyhe sydney users strangly appeared in there.. funny that
40:36 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
40:45 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
40:59 <shadsam> lol
41:00 <Sutekh> haha pliv? gee
41:00 <Rabbit> so is melbourne Sutekh
41:00 <Rabbit> thats why the trolls are crying
41:00 <Rabbit> they;re banned or silenced
41:00 <Sutekh> Rabbit, sure, :D is is a sydney clone afterall
41:02 Join: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) to #sydney
41:14 <^^a\Romeo^^> : - )
41:19 <shadsam> Kelevra you got bras or nice panties?
41:25 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
41:31 <President_Trump> as a former sydney op, that was disgraceful Sutekh
41:50 <CharlieSheen> Randall my large friend
41:57 <CharlieSheen> Sup bro?
42:00 <couleurs> Lol
42:05 <shadsam> who is Randall?
42:10 <Kelevra> shadsam nothing for you to wear
42:24 <CharlieSheen> Trump = Randall
42:29 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
43:00 <Rabbit> hehe sydney is another channel for trolls to abuse users once banned elsewhere
43:39 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen how are u tonight heffer?
43:58 <HellFury> meh romeo shut up and stop flooding
44:00 <shadsam> shadsam is plivent?
44:00 <shadsam> that you breaker?
44:00 <shadsam> keep ddosing ya fucking cunt
44:00 <shadsam> ya fucking clown cunt
44:00 <President_Trump> im waiting for my prawns
44:00 <shadsam> fuckhead
44:00 <President_Trump> baby will be here soon
44:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby is gone
44:00 <Sutekh> Rabbit, any more sydney users you can add to teh DB there?
44:04 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Quit:
45:00 <Kelevra> [22:39] <President_Trump> Rabbit is next in line for asd so behave yourself Kelevra
45:00 <Kelevra> should I stock up on condoms?
45:00 <Kelevra> my eldests father was an asd op
45:00 <shadsam> Rabbit can I be added to the database please?
45:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby drug addict
45:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra why did u sleep with kuniva?
45:00 <Skirmish> [22:43] <+Rabbit> hehe sydney is another channel for trolls to abuse users once banned elsewhere   <--- So, it's your opinion that #melbourne is a chat utopia? 
45:00 <Kelevra> I didn't sleep with kuniva
45:35 <CharlieSheen> President_Trump: Speak up Gardenia.
45:35 Part: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) from #sydney
45:52 Join: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) to #sydney
46:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> baby lady
46:00 <President_Trump> coquefee time (pura milk premium)
46:00 <shadsam> chat utopia is like rave
46:00 <shadsam> did dj there
46:00 <Skirmish> Because looking in there now it's channel traffic and romeo having his nightly mental rant. 
46:04 Quit: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) Changing hosts
46:04 Join: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
47:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish fuck I love you 
47:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <shadsam> good old melbourne
47:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
47:00 <Kelevra> he's a gun
47:00 <shadsam> the gayest chan on austnet history not to mention in the last 5 years
47:49 <CharlieSheen> Kk
48:00 <shadsam> rape victims use it and run it
48:00 <Sutekh> melb had about 20 users after serena left.. untill all tyhe sydney users strangly appeared in there.. funny that
48:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
48:00 <shadsam> lol
48:17 <shadsam> who is gardenia?
48:40 <WhoMadeWho> whom in here would like me to give them a neck, back and shoulders......whilst occasionally giving their clitoris a proper slapping inbetween manourveres ?
48:45 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
48:49 <CharlieSheen> Trump
48:54 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
49:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
49:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> : - )
49:00 <shadsam> Kelevra you got bras or nice panties?
49:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
49:00 <President_Trump> as a former sydney op, that was disgraceful Sutekh
49:00 <CharlieSheen> Randall my large friend
49:00 <CharlieSheen> Sup bro?
49:06 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
49:11 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
49:12 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho me me me
49:16 <Kelevra> pick me
49:17 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@120.149.8E2E1D.10A866
49:19 <WhoMadeWho> done
49:25 <Sutekh> shut up Romeo
49:39 <President_Trump> romeos restless he waiting for baby
49:46 <WhoMadeWho> yes romeo needs to have a cum sock shoved in his mouth
49:51 <Kelevra> I'd wear you like a hat if that's what you're into
50:00 <shadsam> who is Randall?
50:00 <Kelevra> shadsam nothing for you to wear
50:00 <CharlieSheen> Trump = Randall
50:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
50:06 <HellFury> lol D
50:09 <WhoMadeWho> im into most things
50:13 <Kelevra> nice
50:23 <President_Trump> HellFury how are u tonight babe?
50:42 <Kelevra> just don't lick my anus, it reminds me of trying to wipe with nappy wipes
51:00 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen how are u tonight heffer?
51:00 <HellFury> meh romeo shut up and stop flooding
51:07 <Kelevra> omg I'd do so many depraved things with you
51:18 <WhoMadeWho> ill have to do something to it
51:19 <CharlieSheen> Lolll
51:24 <WhoMadeWho> finger it
51:26 <WhoMadeWho> something
51:36 <HellFury> trump comes with a emu
51:41 <HellFury> get ihm to eat it first
51:49 <President_Trump> HellFury do i make u horny?
51:56 <Kelevra> nah I'm not fingering your anus unless you tell me to poppins it
52:10 <WhoMadeWho> no i dont want mine fingered
52:15 <Kelevra> oh okay
52:20 <CharlieSheen> Denial
52:23 <Kelevra> you can fnger mine for suresies
52:39 <WhoMadeWho> a mans anus is not attractive
52:48 <Kelevra> tell me about it
52:58 <Kelevra> nah don't
53:00 <CharlieSheen> President_Trump: Speak up Gardenia.
53:01 Join: zaim ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:10 <Kelevra> I fingered dyls once, we were super high
53:13 <Kelevra> long story
53:13 <WhoMadeWho> a mans anus should play no part in sex
53:27 <CharlieSheen> :/
53:36 <Kelevra> dude it was LEGIT okay
53:38 <HellFury> trump is female
53:40 <Kelevra> I didn't rape him
53:44 <HellFury> she has no dick
54:07 <Kelevra> oh hey paul that's daz, daz that's paul
54:11 <Kelevra> you both know dyl
54:16 <Kelevra> and moi
54:22 <WhoMadeWho> greetings and wot not
54:51 <Kelevra> yeah we were super high and I think it started out as the whole
55:00 <CharlieSheen> Kk
55:01 <Kelevra> if you do it i'll do it sort of thing
55:17 <Rabbit> thats puke
55:19 <WhoMadeWho> were you both freshly showered
55:25 <Kelevra> probably to you Rabbit
55:30 <Kelevra> to me it's true romance
55:35 <Kelevra> it's fkn romantic
55:37 <Rabbit> Kelevra gets off on fingering mens arse's
55:44 <Kelevra> no
55:50 <Kelevra> no one stated that
56:00 <HellFury> lol
56:00 <shadsam> who is gardenia?
56:00 <WhoMadeWho> whom in here would like me to give them a neck, back and shoulders......whilst occasionally giving their clitoris a proper slapping inbetween manourveres ?
56:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> 15DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
56:00 <CharlieSheen> Trump
56:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> 14DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
56:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> 13DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
56:09 <Rabbit> get a real deep sniff of those fingers
56:22 <Kelevra> they smell alright these days
56:40 <Kelevra> I'm fairly sure after attempting to fuck his anus with my fingers i went to sleep
56:47 <Kelevra> so I didn't wash
56:55 <Kelevra> mmm
56:59 <Kelevra> yummos
57:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> 12DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
57:00 <^^a\Romeo^^> 11DESTRUCTION OF LIFE IS DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE SICKNESS OF WEALTH
57:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho me me me
57:00 <Kelevra> pick me
57:00 <WhoMadeWho> done
57:00 <Sutekh> shut up Romeo
57:00 <President_Trump> romeos restless he waiting for baby
57:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes romeo needs to have a cum sock shoved in his mouth
57:00 <Kelevra> I'd wear you like a hat if that's what you're into
57:02 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:32 <Kelevra> he drew dics on my face one night while we slept, we had an awesome relationship
57:43 <shadsam> Jen fingered a few peoples asses
57:50 <WhoMadeWho> the best time to finger the ladies anus is about three hours after they done their last shit and just after they have had a shower......less chance of invoking a poo
57:56 <Kelevra> pollock or pollops
58:00 <HellFury> lol D
58:00 <WhoMadeWho> im into most things
58:00 <Kelevra> nice
58:00 <President_Trump> HellFury how are u tonight babe?
58:00 <Kelevra> just don't lick my anus, it reminds me of trying to wipe with nappy wipes
58:04 <shadsam> both
58:17 <Kelevra> it was a joke you clearly didn't get
58:19 <President_Trump> what if u want poo involved WhoMadeWho?
58:30 <WhoMadeWho> well thats different
58:31 <President_Trump> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
58:35 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho i've seen your cock
58:38 <WhoMadeWho> thats a whole nuther story
58:45 <Kelevra> you'd put men half your age to shame
58:48 <WhoMadeWho> yes you have Kelevra....yes you have
58:51 <Kelevra> you have an epic dick.
59:00 <Kelevra> omg I'd do so many depraved things with you
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> ill have to do something to it
59:00 <CharlieSheen> Lolll
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> finger it
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> something
59:00 <HellFury> trump comes with a emu
59:00 <HellFury> get ihm to eat it first
59:00 <President_Trump> HellFury do i make u horny?
59:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm not fingering your anus unless you tell me to poppins it
59:10 <Kelevra> I'd fuck it
59:19 <Kelevra> and I'd brag about it
59:20 <WhoMadeWho> i cant die until ive seen your ass posed
59:27 <WhoMadeWho> then i will die happy
59:35 <Kelevra> I have proper net now
59:44 <Kelevra> we should do strip shows for eachother
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> no i dont want mine fingered
00:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
00:00 <CharlieSheen> Denial
00:00 <Kelevra> you can fnger mine for suresies
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> a mans anus is not attractive
00:00 <Kelevra> tell me about it
00:00 <Kelevra> nah don't
00:01 <Kelevra> erotic indeed
00:36 <Kelevra> you can't die anytime soon paul
00:42 <WhoMadeWho> i plan not too
00:47 <WhoMadeWho> i hope you live long too
00:49 <Kelevra> you need to make me POT
01:00 <Kelevra> I fingered dyls once, we were super high
01:00 <Kelevra> long story
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> a mans anus should play no part in sex
01:00 <CharlieSheen> :/
01:00 <Kelevra> dude it was LEGIT okay
01:00 <HellFury> trump is female
01:00 <Kelevra> I didn't rape him
01:00 <HellFury> she has no dick
01:18 <WhoMadeWho> a Pussy Off Tap ?
01:19 <Kelevra> I will let you die in my vadge.
01:39 <Kelevra> nah power of attorny or give me the granny flat
01:53 <WhoMadeWho> oh POT
01:53 <Kelevra> eh even without that I'd still fuck you
02:00 <Kelevra> oh hey paul that's daz, daz that's paul
02:00 <Kelevra> you both know dyl
02:00 <Kelevra> and moi
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> greetings and wot not
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah we were super high and I think it started out as the whole
02:14 <Kelevra> "I fucked this guy who looks like a cop"
02:21 <Kelevra> that'd be my story..
02:37 <WhoMadeWho> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a female cop
02:44 <WhoMadeWho> i bet they are dirty bitches
02:51 <Kelevra> hey in nimbin they thought I was a cop
02:54 <Kelevra> ^.^
03:00 <Kelevra> if you do it i'll do it sort of thing
03:00 <Rabbit> thats puke
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> were you both freshly showered
03:00 <Kelevra> probably to you Rabbit
03:00 <Kelevra> to me it's true romance
03:00 <Kelevra> it's fkn romantic
03:00 <Rabbit> Kelevra gets off on fingering mens arse's
03:00 <Kelevra> no
03:00 <Kelevra> no one stated that
03:03 <Kelevra> just call me sargent wonderfuck
03:08 <WhoMadeWho> you would look hot in uniform
03:23 <Sutekh> Kelevra, when do you sleep? :D
03:26 <Kelevra> possibly, we'll see
03:44 <Kelevra> Sutekh I have naps here and there
03:48 Join: loowheeze ([email protected]) to #sydney
03:49 <WhoMadeWho> Kelevra sleeps in segments
03:52 <Kelevra> when do you sleep?
03:54 Nick: loowheeze is now known as DeaD||aNGeL
03:57 <Sutekh> Kelevra, haha ok
03:59 <shadsam> Kelevra
04:00 <HellFury> lol
04:00 <Rabbit> get a real deep sniff of those fingers
04:00 <Kelevra> they smell alright these days
04:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly sure after attempting to fuck his anus with my fingers i went to sleep
04:00 <Kelevra> so I didn't wash
04:00 <Kelevra> mmm
04:00 <Kelevra> yummos
04:04 Nick: DeaD||aNGeL is now known as loowheeze
04:12 <Kelevra> shadsam you're offensive and boring
04:18 <Kelevra> loowheeze wb bitch <3
04:19 <shadsam> why?
04:21 <Kelevra> missed you
04:37 <loowheeze> smashed my head on my sons bed
04:42 <WhoMadeWho> percentage Sutekh.....kelevra and i have seen each others genitals
04:43 <Kelevra> hahaha wanker
04:45 <loowheeze> think i broke my nose
04:50 <Kelevra> nah ns
04:52 <Kelevra> really?
05:00 <Kelevra> he drew dics on my face one night while we slept, we had an awesome relationship
05:00 <shadsam> Jen fingered a few peoples asses 
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> the best time to finger the ladies anus is about three hours after they done their last shit and just after they have had a shower......less chance of invoking a poo
05:00 <Kelevra> pollock or pollops
05:09 <shadsam> ke leb ra
05:13 <Sutekh> Kelevra, i sleep when the party here is over, but lately its never over :D
05:21 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho has a really nice flawless cockage
05:29 <shadsam> how big is it?
05:34 <shadsam> bigger than CharlieSheen's?
05:42 <Kelevra> Sutekh is because I'm here and you super love me?
06:00 <shadsam> both
06:00 <Kelevra> it was a joke you clearly didn't get
06:00 <President_Trump> what if u want poo involved WhoMadeWho?
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> well thats different
06:00 <President_Trump> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
06:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho i've seen your cock
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats a whole nuther story
06:00 <Kelevra> you'd put men half your age to shame
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes you have Kelevra....yes you have
06:00 <Kelevra> you have an epic dick.
06:48 <Sutekh> Kelevra, could be :D
06:54 <Kelevra> shadsam I don't get you @ all
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck it
07:00 <Kelevra> and I'd brag about it
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> i cant die until ive seen your ass posed
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> then i will die happy
07:00 <Kelevra> I have proper net now
07:00 <Kelevra> we should do strip shows for eachother
07:04 <Kelevra> Sutekh you're in brisbane though
07:14 <Kelevra> I'm puzzled
07:54 <loowheeze> shadsam: adam?
07:57 <Sutekh> Kelevra, grem begged me to be there.... ok he didnt
08:00 <Kelevra> erotic indeed
08:00 <Kelevra> you can't die anytime soon paul
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> i plan not too
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> i hope you live long too
08:00 <Kelevra> you need to make me POT
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> a Pussy Off Tap ?
09:00 <Kelevra> I will let you die in my vadge.
09:00 <Kelevra> nah power of attorny or give me the granny flat
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh POT
09:00 <Kelevra> eh even without that I'd still fuck you
09:22 <Kelevra> yeah he doesn't beg
09:34 <Kelevra> the cunt doesn't respond to anyfinggg
09:44 <Kelevra> ennefin
10:00 <Kelevra> "I fucked this guy who looks like a cop"
10:00 <Kelevra> that'd be my story..
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a female cop
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> i bet they are dirty bitches
10:00 <Kelevra> hey in nimbin they thought I was a cop
10:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
10:05 <loowheeze> errytime y0
11:00 <Kelevra> just call me sargent wonderfuck
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> you would look hot in uniform
11:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, when do you sleep? :D
11:00 <Kelevra> possibly, we'll see
11:00 <Kelevra> Sutekh I have naps here and there
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> Kelevra sleeps in segments
11:00 <Kelevra> when do you sleep?
11:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, haha ok
11:00 <shadsam> Kelevra
11:01 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:00 <Kelevra> shadsam you're offensive and boring
12:00 <Kelevra> loowheeze wb bitch <3
12:00 <shadsam> why?
12:00 <Kelevra> missed you
12:00 <loowheeze> smashed my head on my sons bed
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> percentage Sutekh.....kelevra and i have seen each others genitals
12:00 <Kelevra> hahaha wanker
12:00 <loowheeze> think i broke my nose
12:00 <Kelevra> nah ns
12:00 <Kelevra> really?
13:00 <shadsam> ke leb ra
13:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, i sleep  when the party here is over, but lately its never over :D
13:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho has a really nice flawless cockage
13:00 <shadsam> how big is it?
13:00 <shadsam> bigger than CharlieSheen's?
13:00 <Kelevra> Sutekh is because I'm here and you super love me?
14:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, could be :D
14:00 <Kelevra> shadsam I don't get you @ all
14:14 <Sutekh> Kelevra, brisbane is just a nice sorta place, i guess...
14:52 <Kelevra> I loved living there tbh
15:00 <Kelevra> Sutekh you're in brisbane though
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm puzzled
15:00 <loowheeze> shadsam: adam?
15:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, grem begged me to be there.... ok he didnt
15:12 <Sutekh> I just avoid Logan ;p
15:59 <Skirmish> I like Brisbane. I wouldn't mind relocating when the son finishes school.
16:22 <President_Trump> come to gisborne mate much nicer
16:41 <Sutekh> I found the people there nice
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah he doesn't beg
17:00 <Kelevra> the cunt doesn't respond to anyfinggg
17:00 <Kelevra> ennefin
17:33 <Kelevra> yeah maybe
18:00 <loowheeze> errytime y0
18:51 <Sutekh> Trump, im sure you are the perfect neighbour
19:21 <President_Trump> i was the perfect neighbour to CharlieSheen until he back stabbed me
19:53 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: I'm that guy that plivent wants to be when he grows up.
19:58 <loowheeze> lol
20:44 <President_Trump> yes loowheeze?
22:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra, brisbane is just a nice sorta place, i guess...
22:00 <Kelevra> I loved living there tbh
23:00 <Sutekh> I just avoid Logan ;p
23:00 <Skirmish> I like Brisbane. I wouldn't mind relocating when the son finishes school. 
23:06 <loowheeze> i found you
23:09 <loowheeze> on facebook
23:11 <loowheeze> https://www.facebook.com/DankusMaximusMemes/videos/1718298658264033/?t=14
23:13 <loowheeze> :o
23:50 <President_Trump> why the fuck u posting pics of tsr? thought u had enough of him
23:57 <President_Trump> vids
24:00 <President_Trump> come to gisborne mate much nicer
24:00 <Sutekh> I found the people there nice
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah maybe
25:06 <loowheeze> thats clearly you humpty dumpty
26:00 <Sutekh> Trump, im sure you are the perfect neighbour
27:00 <President_Trump> i was the perfect neighbour to CharlieSheen until he back stabbed me
27:00 <loowheeze> lol
28:00 <President_Trump> yes loowheeze?
29:50 Part: loowheeze ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:39 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen u a bit quiet over there heffer u eating a few dozen cakes?
31:00 <loowheeze> i found you
31:00 <loowheeze> on facebook
31:00 <loowheeze> https://www.facebook.com/DankusMaximusMemes/videos/1718298658264033/?t=14
31:00 <loowheeze> :o
31:00 <President_Trump> why the fuck u posting pics of tsr? thought u had enough of him
31:00 <President_Trump> vids
31:14 <Sutekh> says the guy who eats emus
32:57 <HellFury> lol
33:00 <loowheeze> thats clearly you humpty dumpty
33:26 <President_Trump> baby only makes cakes for me
35:46 <Sutekh> sif
38:00 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen u a bit quiet over there heffer u eating a few dozen cakes?
39:00 <Sutekh> says the guy who eats emus
40:00 <HellFury> lol
41:00 <President_Trump> baby only makes cakes for me
41:57 Join: Machida ([email protected]) to #sydney
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42:59 Part: Machida ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:00 <Sutekh> sif
51:17 <Kelevra> loowheeze
51:50 <shadsam> loowheeze dating CharlieSheen?
52:04 Part: loowheeze ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:50 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:47 Join: loowheeze ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:00 <Kelevra> loowheeze
59:00 <shadsam> loowheeze dating CharlieSheen?
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