// #sydney — 2018-04-12
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00:27:16 <eddie> umm
00:27:23 <eddie> now one can type here
00:33:00 <eddie> umm
00:33:00 <eddie> now one can type here
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02:09:47 <Jackpot> ^ pedo
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:35] <kinda_boringmale> question, would you be interested in phone sex?
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:35] <errol> I wear what i wear on certain days
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:35] <errol> do you?
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:36] <kinda_boringmale> i am up for phone sex, are you?
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:37] <errol> where are you from again?
02:10:32 <Jackpot> [03:37] <kinda_boringmale> melbourne
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02:15:00 <Jackpot> ^ pedo
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:35] <kinda_boringmale> question, would you be interested in phone sex?
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:35] <errol> I wear what i wear on certain days
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:35] <errol> do you?
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:36] <kinda_boringmale> i am up for phone sex, are you?
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:37] <errol> where are you from again?
02:16:00 <Jackpot> [03:37] <kinda_boringmale> melbourne
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09:09:13 <b1rd> Morning kezzie
09:11:16 <Kezzie> morning b1rd
09:12:06 <b1rd> how r u
09:12:41 <b1rd> Im about to eat weetbix
09:15:00 <b1rd> Morning kezzie
09:17:00 <Kezzie> morning b1rd
09:18:00 <b1rd> how r u
09:18:00 <b1rd> Im about to eat weetbix
09:24:05 <Kezzie> ok
09:24:21 <b1rd> bannana now
09:25:22 <b1rd> not bad pretty full
09:30:00 <Kezzie> ok
09:30:00 <b1rd> bannana now
09:31:00 <b1rd> not bad pretty full
09:42:49 <Kezzie> i dont eat breakie
09:43:43 <b1rd> Yer i dont usually
09:44:02 <b1rd> felt like it this morning coz didnt sleep so good last night
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09:44:30 <Kezzie> ok
09:48:00 <Kezzie> i dont eat breakie
09:49:00 <b1rd> Yer i dont usually
09:50:00 <b1rd> felt like it this morning coz didnt sleep so good last night
09:50:00 <Kezzie> ok
09:55:47 <Kezzie> bbl
09:55:47 <lx> That was a quick visit Kezzie...
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10:01:00 <Kezzie> bbl
10:01:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 Kezzie...
10:15:25 <b1rd> ok
10:21:00 <b1rd> ok
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11:07:39 <Student> Greetings.
11:08:33 <l00peyd0g> Salutations.
11:13:00 <Student> Greetings.
11:13:12 <b1rd> sup l00peyd0g
11:13:19 <b1rd> hi student
11:14:00 <l00peyd0g> Salutations.
11:16:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
11:18:13 <b1rd> you can read
11:18:37 <Student> hey b1rd.
11:18:55 <b1rd> hey student
11:19:00 <b1rd> sup l00peyd0g
11:19:00 <b1rd> hi student
11:19:05 <l00peyd0g> all i see is blah blah blah
11:19:23 <b1rd> selective deafness
11:21:05 <b1rd> Wilful ignorance
11:22:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
11:24:00 <b1rd> you can read
11:24:00 <Student> hey b1rd.
11:24:00 <b1rd> hey student
11:25:00 <l00peyd0g> all i see is blah blah blah
11:25:00 <b1rd> selective deafness
11:27:00 <b1rd> Wilful ignorance
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15:06:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvvvvv Skirmish Kezzie HellFury Glenn eddie Bonny b1rd
15:06:46 <HellFury> ta
15:12:00 <HellFury> ta
15:25:50 <Sveta> eddie, hi, how are you?
15:31:00 <Sveta> eddie, hi, how are you?
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15:46:51 <Exo> good arvo y'all
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15:52:00 <Exo> good arvo y'all
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16:04:52 <msakk> glenn is a pedofile rockspider
16:04:53 <msakk> glenn is a pedofile rockspider
16:04:54 <msakk> glenn is a pedofile rockspider
16:06:58 <Sveta> You're glenn, msakk.
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16:07:16 <b1rd> Im not going to waste my valuable time translating retard into English.
16:08:19 <b1rd> welcome loopydof
16:08:24 <b1rd> loopy log lol
16:08:47 <b1rd> Sup exo
16:09:16 <b1rd> Skirmish hi mate
16:09:29 <Sveta> b1rd, how are you?
16:09:35 <b1rd> Great thx
16:09:39 <b1rd> Urself?
16:09:54 <Sveta> I'm ok.
16:09:58 <b1rd> ok
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16:42:12 <PRICSRP> skirmish is - the dominos shitter (TDS)
16:42:14 <PRICSRP> skirmish is - the dominos shitter (TDS)
16:42:21 <PRICSRP> u guys seen his fat ass before?
16:42:25 <PRICSRP> i got photos of him lol
16:43:15 * SkyFire drops PRICSRP in to the never ending pit of hell, (ignore) - This is not war, this is pest control
16:44:23 <PRICSRP> looool @ the dominos shitter
16:44:30 <PRICSRP> skirmish DOMINOS SHITTER SPEAK UP
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16:45:06 <paradox> dominos shitter lol wtf
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16:46:36 <PRICSRP> skirmish's wife is lumeah the kfc shitter
16:46:47 <PRICSRP> the dominos shitter & the kfc shitter :)
16:46:54 <paradox> haha
16:47:20 <paradox> HAHAHAHAHAHA
16:49:32 <paradox> dominos is shit
16:49:50 <paradox> i think it used to be a lot better months ago i got a pizza from there and it was terrible
16:50:20 <PRICSRP> well skirmish (TDS) cant live without eating dominos
16:50:35 <paradox> they used to have this garlic bbq prawn pizza
16:50:35 <PRICSRP> thats why his shits like lumeah block up the city plumbing
16:50:51 <paradox> but real pizza joints are the go
16:50:53 <paradox> much better
16:51:44 <paradox> i rekon that subway shit is crap too
16:51:50 <paradox> same with hjs and maccas
16:51:58 <paradox> gets worse every year
16:52:20 <paradox> 13 year old kid making a burger
16:52:55 <paradox> all frozen shit
16:53:06 <paradox> i worked at maccas once as a kid
16:53:36 <paradox> someone robbed the same maccas too not long ago
16:53:50 <paradox> i remember them telling me when i worked there "if anyone tries to rob the place just give them what they want"
16:55:25 <paradox> i dont know why this PC is so warm i think i need a new fan
16:55:41 <SkyFire> or to clean out all the dust!
16:55:42 <paradox> clean the fan out maybe
16:55:44 <paradox> yer
16:55:47 <SkyFire> good idea
16:55:50 <paradox> cbf opening it up and doing it though
16:56:00 <paradox> not a bad box tho
16:56:13 <SkyFire> mine stays cool and quiet
16:57:39 <paradox> i dont know how old it is
16:57:41 <paradox> AMD Athlon(tm) II X2 245
16:58:08 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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16:58:35 <paradox> i swear it turned itself off once which wouldnt be good
16:58:43 <SkyFire> woah
16:58:54 <Rabbit> AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+
16:59:00 <SkyFire> this pc is over 8 years old
16:59:05 <SkyFire> Operating System: /WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 3 (Build #2600)\ * Installed: /XP was installed 451wks 1day 7hrs 41mins 44secs ago\ * Uptime: /57m 22s\
16:59:15 <paradox> but my other pc is only an old pentium
16:59:17 <Rabbit> moo: AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+ (x86) at 2200MHz (10% Load)
16:59:36 <Rabbit> moo: 5days 3hrs 18mins 5secs
16:59:56 <Rabbit> moo: C:\ 51.22GB/74.52GB D:\ 102.15GB/111.78GB K:\ 666.96GB/931.51GB
17:00:30 <Rabbit> how big is your dick?
17:00:36 <paradox> huge
17:00:44 <Rabbit> well lets see it
17:00:49 <HellFury> its bigger than his brain?
17:00:54 <paradox> pics
17:01:13 <Rabbit> yeah pics
17:01:21 <Rabbit> got nbn or you dialup?
17:01:26 <paradox> lol
17:01:31 <paradox> no one is on dialup anymore
17:01:37 <paradox> u make me laugh
17:01:38 <SkyFire> lol
17:01:50 <SkyFire> who uses dialup these days!!!
17:01:59 <SkyFire> Connection: /Realtek RTL8168C(P)/8111C(P) PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 1000.0 Mbps (Rec: 85.43MB Sent: 3.71MB)\
17:02:54 <Rabbit> moo: Realtek RTL8169_8110 Family Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 1000MB/s -1.97GB In -1.94GB Out
17:03:31 <Rabbit> show us ya dick pics paradix
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17:04:46 <Rabbit> paradix what you got? adsl 256k?
17:05:30 <paradox> 1.5mb nbn
17:05:43 <Rabbit> lol
17:05:55 <Rabbit> nbn doesnt offer that
17:05:55 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BMZHqQ0DLDB/ << pc
17:06:06 <SkyFire> fibre to the bloody node here
17:06:07 <paradox> well it goes 1mb a second
17:06:10 <paradox> what u mean
17:06:27 <Glenn> bit or byte?
17:06:31 <SkyFire> 50 mb/s down and 20 mb/s up
17:06:32 <SkyFire> bit
17:06:34 <paradox> bit
17:06:56 <paradox> oh
17:06:57 <paradox> yeh
17:07:01 <paradox> byte
17:07:30 <paradox> fucked if i know
17:07:41 <Rabbit> slowest nbn offers is 12mb
17:07:55 <Rabbit> 1.5mb is adsl
17:08:11 <SkyFire> bits out here - bytes if your in Singapore
17:08:29 <SkyFire> was talking to someone and they had a 10 MB/s connection
17:08:32 <Rabbit> perth doesnt have nbn
17:08:39 <Rabbit> poor over there
17:08:42 <paradox> lol
17:08:48 <Rabbit> they still have dialup plans
17:08:52 <paradox> haha yeh
17:08:58 <Rabbit> for centrelinker's
17:08:58 <SkyFire> btw Singapore is number 1 for download speeds
17:09:19 <SkyFire> we are 60 something on the list - down from 30 something
17:09:43 <paradox> they are making more undersea cables
17:09:45 <SkyFire> thanks to the losers in goverment
17:10:00 <Rabbit> paradix what you got? adsl 256k?
17:10:19 <Rabbit> 25mb down / 10mb up
17:10:27 <SkyFire> Khazakstan can download things faster than us
17:10:36 <Rabbit> so can nz
17:10:46 <Glenn> ...and China.
17:10:50 <SkyFire> yeah
17:10:56 <SkyFire> and Ghana
17:11:00 <paradox> 1.5mb nbn
17:11:00 <Rabbit> lol
17:11:00 <Rabbit> nbn doesnt offer that
17:11:00 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BMZHqQ0DLDB/ << pc
17:11:04 <Rabbit> they got shit like 1gb speeds and thats standard
17:11:24 <Glenn> China installed a fibre optic backbone almost 20 years ago.
17:11:29 <SkyFire> wow
17:11:41 <SkyFire> lnp internet - slowest and most expensive on the planet
17:11:46 <Rabbit> aus is waaayy behind in shit
17:12:00 <SkyFire> fibre to the bloody node here
17:12:00 <paradox> well it goes 1mb a second
17:12:00 <paradox> what u mean
17:12:00 <SkyFire> 50 mb/s down and 20 mb/s up
17:12:00 <SkyFire> bit
17:12:00 <paradox> bit
17:12:00 <paradox> oh
17:12:00 <paradox> yeh
17:12:14 <Glenn> It's as cheap as in China, and so are 'phone calls.
17:12:22 <SkyFire> lol ok
17:12:51 <SkyFire> we could have had a world class internet if it hadn't been for that idiot phoney maggot
17:13:00 <paradox> byte
17:13:00 <paradox> fucked if i know
17:13:00 <Rabbit> slowest nbn offers is 12mb
17:13:00 <Rabbit> 1.5mb is adsl
17:13:30 <SkyFire> saying all we needed was 25 mb/s download
17:13:38 <Glenn> Commercial interests are what's stuffed it up, just like electrity and gas.
17:13:43 <SkyFire> yeah
17:13:54 <SkyFire> privitising the nbn has not helped
17:14:00 <SkyFire> bits out here - bytes if your in Singapore
17:14:00 <SkyFire> was talking to someone and they had a 10 MB/s connection
17:14:00 <Rabbit> perth doesnt have nbn
17:14:00 <Rabbit> poor over there
17:14:00 <paradox> lol
17:14:00 <Rabbit> they still have dialup plans
17:14:00 <paradox> haha yeh
17:14:09 <SkyFire> oh and the silly fibre to the node
17:14:13 <Glenn> Focus on profit, not of service.
17:14:17 <SkyFire> yep
17:14:25 <Glenn> Money all gos overseas.
17:14:48 <SkyFire> nbn along with electricity has to be kept in government hands
17:14:59 <Rabbit> hehe paradix doesnt underastand any of this, nbn shit doesn't exist in perth they've never seen it
17:15:00 <Rabbit> for centrelinker's
17:15:00 <SkyFire> btw Singapore is number 1 for download speeds
17:15:00 <SkyFire> we are 60 something on the list - down from 30 something
17:15:00 <paradox> they are making more undersea cables
17:15:00 <SkyFire> thanks to the losers in goverment
17:15:18 <paradox> then how come there is all these NBN vans around here setting up cables
17:15:23 <SkyFire> would of had fibre to the home where I am, if the lnp hadn't got in when they did!!!
17:15:26 <paradox> ?
17:15:46 <Rabbit> thats just for ya local businesses
17:15:46 <paradox> and they are building an undersea cable right down at the beach
17:15:56 <paradox> i was told i had NBN
17:16:00 <Rabbit> 25mb down / 10mb up
17:16:00 <SkyFire> Khazakstan can download things faster than us
17:16:00 <Rabbit> so can nz
17:16:00 <SkyFire> yeah
17:16:00 <SkyFire> and Ghana
17:16:01 <SkyFire> lol
17:16:14 <SkyFire> we already have fibre links to the US and Asia
17:16:32 <SkyFire> which are used by the internet
17:16:36 <Rabbit> yeah nah you dont have nbn bro
17:16:44 <Rabbit> 1.5mb is not nbn
17:16:45 <SkyFire> nbn is internal to Aus
17:16:47 <Rabbit> adsl
17:17:00 <Rabbit> they got shit like 1gb speeds and thats standard
17:17:00 <SkyFire> wow
17:17:00 <SkyFire> lnp internet - slowest and most expensive on the planet
17:17:00 <Rabbit> aus is waaayy behind in shit
17:17:33 <paradox> lol
17:17:46 <Rabbit> lol adsl man poor cunt
17:17:51 <paradox> hahaha
17:18:00 <SkyFire> lol ok
17:18:00 <SkyFire> we could have had a world class internet if it hadn't been for that idiot phoney maggot
17:18:10 <Rabbit> want soem nbn bro?
17:18:25 <paradox> lollllll
17:18:26 * Rabbit offers paradix some nbn
17:18:35 <Rabbit> i got lots to go around
17:19:00 <SkyFire> saying all we needed was 25 mb/s download
17:19:00 <SkyFire> yeah
17:19:00 <SkyFire> privitising the nbn has not helped
17:20:00 <SkyFire> oh and the silly fibre to the node
17:20:00 <SkyFire> yep
17:20:00 <SkyFire> nbn along with electricity has to be kept in government hands
17:20:38 <Rabbit> adsl offnet
17:20:50 <Rabbit> 50 bux
17:20:58 <Glenn> Not called NBN in China, no idea what it's actually called. But no-one cares 'cos it works very well and without drop-outs.
17:21:00 <Rabbit> hehe paradix doesnt underastand any of this, nbn shit doesn't exist in perth they've never seen it
17:21:00 <paradox> then how come there is all these NBN vans around here setting up cables
17:21:00 <SkyFire> would of had fibre to the home where I am, if the lnp hadn't got in when they did!!!
17:21:00 <paradox> ?
17:21:00 <Rabbit> thats just for ya local businesses
17:21:00 <paradox> and they are building an undersea cable right down at the beach
17:21:00 <paradox> i was told i had NBN
17:21:29 <Rabbit> thats how it should be here
17:21:48 <paradox> before i got my nbn or ADSL or whatever it is
17:21:59 <paradox> it took them like 3 people had to come around so they could find the MDF
17:22:00 <SkyFire> lol
17:22:00 <SkyFire> we already have fibre links to the US and Asia
17:22:00 <SkyFire> which are used by the internet
17:22:00 <Rabbit> yeah nah you dont have nbn bro
17:22:00 <Rabbit> 1.5mb is not nbn
17:22:00 <SkyFire> nbn is internal to Aus
17:22:00 <Rabbit> adsl
17:22:06 <Glenn> Their trains are the same as their Internet.
17:22:29 <Glenn> Very fast, very clean and without dropouts.
17:23:00 <paradox> lol
17:23:00 <Rabbit> lol adsl man poor cunt
17:23:00 <paradox> hahaha
17:23:16 <paradox> did anyone see that facebook guy infront of congress
17:23:18 <paradox> that was funny
17:23:24 <paradox> it looked like he was about to cry
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17:24:00 <Rabbit> want soem nbn bro?
17:24:00 <paradox> lollllll
17:24:00 <Rabbit> i got lots to go around
17:24:26 <paradox> haha that guy is an idiot
17:25:00 <Glenn> ...but a very wealthy idiot!
17:25:12 <paradox> yeh but money doesnt mean everything
17:25:15 <paradox> especially when u got that much
17:26:00 <Rabbit> adsl offnet
17:26:00 <Rabbit> 50 bux
17:27:00 <Rabbit> thats how it should be here
17:27:00 <paradox> before i got my nbn or ADSL or whatever it is
17:27:05 <paradox> just trying to decide which shoes to wear
17:28:00 <paradox> it took them like 3 people had to come around so they could find the MDF
17:29:00 <paradox> did anyone see that facebook guy infront of congress
17:29:00 <paradox> that was funny
17:29:00 <paradox> it looked like he was about to cry
17:30:00 <paradox> haha that guy is an idiot
17:31:00 <paradox> yeh but money doesnt mean everything
17:31:00 <paradox> especially when u got that much
17:31:18 * SkyFire secretly unplugs paradox's internet - lol
17:31:33 <Rabbit> hehe
17:31:41 <Rabbit> !ttop10
17:31:42 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. paradox(333) 2. SkyFire(304) 3. Rabbit(190) 4. ^bozojim(129) 5. Glenn(91) 6. HellFury(87) 7. b1rd(72) 8. Demrahc(71) 9. PRICSRP(71) 10. Jackpot(46)
17:31:50 <SkyFire> LoL
17:32:00 * SkyFire switches off the internet
17:32:06 <paradox> might go out soon anyway
17:32:10 <Glenn> Sheesh.. Jim's not even here, and he's still ahead of me!
17:32:17 <paradox> just have to watch out for the indian security guard
17:32:24 <SkyFire> LoL
17:32:34 <paradox> he will call the cops in a second
17:32:42 * SkyFire sends security to paradox's place
17:33:00 <paradox> just trying to decide which shoes to wear
17:33:06 <paradox> securiy guards have 0 power
17:33:32 <Rabbit> they do have power
17:33:41 <Rabbit> power with calling the police
17:33:42 <paradox> their only power is 000
17:33:44 <paradox> yeh
17:33:48 <paradox> thats what i was just about to say
17:34:05 <Rabbit> thats all they do
17:34:07 <paradox> but it takes the police 2-3 minutes to get there
17:34:23 <Rabbit> and lie to the caller about whats going on
17:34:30 <Rabbit> so the police get there quicker
17:34:35 <Rabbit> and when they do
17:34:40 <Rabbit> there's nothing going on
17:34:45 <Rabbit> wasted the cops time
17:35:20 <paradox> then when something really does happen the police won't show up
17:35:31 <Rabbit> yeah
17:35:41 <Rabbit> same as the pakis at the servos
17:35:44 <paradox> haha
17:35:50 <paradox> yeh
17:35:54 <paradox> dealt with them before
17:35:59 <Rabbit> they press the berg button under the counter
17:36:12 <Rabbit> when an aussie walks in
17:36:18 <paradox> my mate grabbed the guy from behind the counter and was like open the fucking door right now
17:36:20 <paradox> and he opened it
17:36:23 <Rabbit> cops rock up and nothings going on
17:36:24 <paradox> trying to lock him in til cops got there
17:37:00 <Rabbit> hehe
17:37:00 <Rabbit> !ttop10
17:37:00 <SkyFire> LoL
17:37:27 <Rabbit> did ya mate take something?
17:37:35 <Rabbit> without paying
17:38:00 <paradox> might go out soon anyway
17:38:00 <paradox> just have to watch out for the indian security guard
17:38:00 <SkyFire> LoL
17:38:00 <paradox> he will call the cops in a second
17:38:01 <paradox> yea of course
17:38:16 * eggmix sighs
17:38:17 * SkyFire locks paradox up
17:39:00 <Rabbit> what a poor cunt, put him int eh same cat as you for ya adsl 1.5
17:39:00 <paradox> securiy guards have 0 power
17:39:00 <Rabbit> they do have power
17:39:00 <Rabbit> power with calling the police
17:39:00 <paradox> their only power is 000
17:39:00 <paradox> yeh
17:39:00 <paradox> thats what i was just about to say
17:39:05 <eggmix> I seen this indian security guard walking around eating a chocolate bar and took a 600ml coke outta the cooler at coles
17:39:24 <Glenn> Fringe benefits!
17:39:41 <paradox> yeah
17:40:00 <Rabbit> thats all they do
17:40:00 <paradox> but it takes the police 2-3 minutes to get there
17:40:00 <Rabbit> and lie to the caller about whats going on
17:40:00 <Rabbit> so the police get there quicker
17:40:00 <Rabbit> and when they do
17:40:00 <Rabbit> there's nothing going on
17:40:00 <Rabbit> wasted the cops time
17:40:17 <Glenn> ...or is that "fridge benefits" ?
17:40:37 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:40:41 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
17:40:54 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] back out the door
17:41:00 <paradox> then when something really does happen the police won't show up
17:41:00 <Rabbit> yeah
17:41:00 <Rabbit> same as the pakis at the servos
17:41:00 <paradox> haha
17:41:00 <paradox> yeh
17:41:00 <paradox> dealt with them before
17:41:30 <SkyFire> drops [[[[[pong]]]]] in a rubbish skip
17:41:36 Part: PRICSRP ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:41:40 <paradox> good times good times
17:41:41 Part: paradox ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:42:00 <Rabbit> they press the berg button under the counter
17:42:00 <Rabbit> when an aussie walks in
17:42:00 <paradox> my mate grabbed the guy from behind the counter and was like open the fucking door right now
17:42:00 <paradox> and he opened it
17:42:00 <Rabbit> cops rock up and nothings going on
17:42:00 <paradox> trying to lock him in til cops got there
17:42:21 Join: doug ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:43:00 <Rabbit> did ya mate take something?
17:43:00 <Rabbit> without paying
17:44:00 <paradox> yea of course
17:44:05 Join: zaim ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:44:12 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0
17:44:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Esposito - You're The Best Around (Karate Kid soundtrack) (Apr 4, 2010) Length: 3:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 15,406,919 views views - likes (94.9%), 2,659 dislikes (5.1%)
17:45:00 <Rabbit> what a poor cunt, put him int eh same cat as you for ya adsl 1.5
17:45:00 <eggmix> I seen this indian security guard walking around eating a chocolate bar and took a 600ml coke outta the cooler at coles
17:45:00 <paradox> yeah
17:47:00 <SkyFire> drops [[[[[pong]]]]] in a rubbish skip
17:47:00 <paradox> good times good times
17:50:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0
17:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Esposito - You're The Best Around (Karate Kid soundtrack) (Apr 4, 2010) Length: 3:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 15,406,919 views views - likes (94.9%), 2,659 dislikes (5.1%)
18:06:41 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:06:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. paradox(441) 2. SkyFire(336) 3. Rabbit(281) 4. ^bozojim(129) 5. Glenn(110) 6. HellFury(87) 7. b1rd(72) 8. Demrahc(71) 9. PRICSRP(71) 10. Jackpot(46)
18:07:45 <Glenn> ...mmmmm.... there's hope for me yet, Jim's still not here so anything goes! :)
18:08:01 <SkyFire> lol
18:09:33 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:09:59 <Glenn> Only nineteen words the difference. Perhaps a few chapters copy and pasted from Wikipedia might help!
18:10:44 <SkyFire> or war and peace - lol
18:11:08 Join: MrMark ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:11:42 <SkyFire> !stat
18:11:43 <StatsOP> SkyFire: 31277 words, 167967 letters, 160 smilies, time wasted: 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours 7 minutes .
18:11:51 <MrMark> boo
18:11:54 <Rabbit> Today's Top10(words): 1. paradox(441) 2. SkyFire(336) 3. Rabbit(281) 4. ^bozojim(129) 5. Glenn(110) 6. HellFury(87) 7. b1rd(72) 8. Demrahc(71) 9. PRICSRP(71) 10. Jackpot(46)
18:12:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:12:17 * SkyFire throws MrMark in a rubbish skip with [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:12:25 <Glenn> War And Peace, the unabridged version is about the only way I'll ever stay ahead of Jim!
18:12:30 <SkyFire> lol yes
18:12:39 <Rabbit> !stat StatsOP
18:12:40 <StatsOP> StatsOP: 0 words, 0 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 1 year 47 weeks 4 days 3 hours 29 minutes .
18:12:52 <SkyFire> think Lwaxana posted a bit of it once and she went in to the lead
18:13:30 <Rabbit> !stat
18:13:32 <StatsOP> Rabbit: 1350 words, 8377 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 1 year 24 weeks 4 days 10 hours 25 minutes .
18:13:44 * SkyFire turns Rabbit in to bunny stew
18:13:46 <SkyFire> hehehehe
18:13:47 <Glenn> !stat
18:13:52 <SkyFire> time out
18:13:55 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:13:56 <Glenn> Yep.
18:13:56 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:14:00 <SkyFire> lol
18:14:03 <doug> glenn is a pedo
18:14:07 <Glenn> I'll blame Rabbit for that. :P
18:14:08 <SkyFire> LoL doug bye bye
18:14:12 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:14:14 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:14:16 <doug> glenn is a pedo
18:14:32 * SkyFire bashes doug
18:14:36 <Rabbit> isnt paedophile and rockspider the same thing?
18:14:47 <SkyFire> then leaves him for dead
18:14:48 <Glenn> ...and doug is a fool.
18:14:53 <SkyFire> yes
18:15:00 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:15:02 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:15:03 <doug> glenn is a pedo
18:15:04 <Rabbit> be like saying poofter gay faggot
18:15:06 <SkyFire> how long before he gets himself booted I wonder
18:15:22 <Glenn> Dunno... any time I'd say.
18:15:29 * SkyFire sits back and watches the show with Glenn
18:15:44 <SkyFire> shares round the popcorn
18:15:46 * Glenn passes the popcorn
18:15:55 <SkyFire> :)
18:15:58 <Rabbit> doug you banned from melbourne channel?
18:16:00 <SkyFire> or war and peace - lol
18:16:01 <Rabbit> hahaha
18:16:10 <Skirmish> nah he got banned from nerdhacks.
18:16:12 <doug> why would i join that pedo channel
18:16:15 <Skirmish> This is his rage out because of that.
18:16:15 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:16:16 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:16:17 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:16:17 <SkyFire> LoL
18:16:21 <doug> skirmish is fat as fuk
18:16:24 <doug> i got his photo lol
18:16:26 <doug> let me find it
18:16:28 <Glenn> He can't get a word in edgewise there. Can't pass the "character test".
18:16:33 <SkyFire> hehehe
18:16:52 <SkyFire> can't pass any test
18:16:57 <Skirmish> yes, let him find the picture that I gave him.
18:16:57 <Rabbit> doug time for a long nap
18:17:00 <SkyFire> !stat
18:17:00 <StatsOP> SkyFire: 31277 words, 167967 letters, 160 smilies, time wasted: 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours 7 minutes .
18:17:00 <MrMark> boo
18:17:04 <Rabbit> take ya meds
18:17:04 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:17:05 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:17:06 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:17:09 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:17:12 <SkyFire> LOL
18:17:17 <Skirmish> Check out that ravishing young man!
18:17:28 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:17:29 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:17:44 <Skirmish> He's got more grey in his hair now.
18:17:54 <Rabbit> can you post it again please?
18:17:59 <Rabbit> i didnt get the link
18:18:00 <SkyFire> lol yes
18:18:00 <Rabbit> !stat StatsOP
18:18:00 <StatsOP> StatsOP: 0 words, 0 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 1 year 47 weeks 4 days 3 hours 29 minutes .
18:18:00 <SkyFire> think Lwaxana posted a bit of it once and she went in to the lead
18:18:06 <doug> ^ r u trying to be a pedo
18:18:09 <Skirmish> Do as the man asks doug.
18:18:16 <Skirmish> Do as you are instructed little boy.
18:18:32 <Glenn> ...child.
18:18:32 <doug> shut up dominos shitter
18:18:34 <doug> eat some more dominos
18:18:36 <doug> glenn is pedo
18:18:39 <SkyFire> what an idiot
18:18:46 <Skirmish> The rage is strong in this one lol.
18:18:47 <SkyFire> seems all he can say is the p word
18:19:00 <Rabbit> !stat
18:19:00 <StatsOP> Rabbit: 1350 words, 8377 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 1 year 24 weeks 4 days 10 hours 25 minutes .
18:19:00 <SkyFire> hehehehe
18:19:00 <SkyFire> time out
18:19:00 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:19:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:19:08 <doug> look at skirmish / the dominos shitter the fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/uHjWdEn.jpg
18:19:09 <doug> look at skirmish / the dominos shitter the fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/uHjWdEn.jpg
18:19:10 <SkyFire> wonder if he even knows what it means
18:19:15 <Skirmish> SkyFire: I believe it is because he himself has been interfered with.
18:19:23 <SkyFire> ok
18:19:26 <doug> look at how many chins skirmish / the dominos shitter (TDS) has
18:19:28 <doug> look at skirmish / the dominos shitter the fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/uHjWdEn.jpg
18:19:35 <SkyFire> :)
18:19:53 <Rabbit> doug can you please post me the link?
18:19:55 <Skirmish> Is that the pic where I have chins on the side of my neck? Biology with Matthew. LOL
18:19:59 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:20:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:20:00 <SkyFire> LoL doug bye bye
18:20:00 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:20:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:20:00 <Rabbit> isnt paedophile and rockspider the same thing?
18:20:00 <SkyFire> then leaves him for dead
18:20:00 <SkyFire> yes
18:20:22 <Glenn> Child like scrawl on the picture, could be anyone.
18:21:00 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:21:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:21:00 <Rabbit> be like saying poofter gay faggot
18:21:00 <SkyFire> how long before he gets himself booted I wonder
18:21:00 <SkyFire> shares round the popcorn
18:21:00 <SkyFire> :)
18:21:01 <SkyFire> specially coming from imgur
18:21:07 <Skirmish> LOL it is that picture. That picture is of me Glenn, that scrawl is the shed goblin getting angry and thinking that chins are on the side of peoples necks.
18:21:19 <doug> -
18:21:20 <doug> -
18:21:22 <SkyFire> LoL
18:21:22 <Glenn> <*sigh*>
18:21:26 <doug> added rabbit the pedofile rockspider to ignore
18:21:45 <Skirmish> hahahahaha not getting the reaction he wants so throws a tantrum.
18:22:00 <Rabbit> doug you banned from melbourne channel?
18:22:00 <Rabbit> hahaha
18:22:00 <Skirmish> nah he got banned from nerdhacks.
18:22:00 <doug> why would i join that pedo channel
18:22:00 <doug> skirmish is also known as The Dominos Shitter
18:22:00 <Skirmish> This is his rage out because of that.
18:22:00 <SkyFire> LoL
18:22:00 <doug> skirmish is fat as fuk
18:22:00 <doug> i got his photo lol
18:22:00 <doug> let me find it
18:22:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
18:22:00 <SkyFire> can't pass any test
18:22:00 <Skirmish> yes, let him find the picture that I gave him.
18:22:20 * Glenn notes doug .spits the dummy when he doesn't get attention.
18:22:23 <Skirmish> These are the social skills of a man-child that lives in his mothers shed.
18:22:27 <SkyFire> typical of someone not very bright - or is it due to him doing drugs and he is overdue for his next hit??
18:22:38 <doug> skirmish is one big fat cunt lol thats for sure
18:22:41 <doug> i got more pictures of him lol
18:22:43 <SkyFire> lol
18:22:43 <Skirmish> doug is a drug addict SkyFire.
18:22:45 <doug> hes a fat cunt thats for sure
18:22:47 <doug> loool
18:22:48 <SkyFire> ok
18:22:58 <doug> ill save the pictures of skirmish for later
18:22:58 <Glenn> Like... who cares?
18:23:00 <doug> i got quite a few
18:23:00 <Rabbit> doug time for a long nap
18:23:00 <Rabbit> take ya meds
18:23:00 <doug> loool lok at this fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/7gHIKgS.jpg
18:23:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:23:00 <SkyFire> LOL
18:23:00 <Skirmish> Check out that ravishing young man!
18:23:00 <Skirmish> He's got more grey in his hair now.
18:23:00 <Rabbit> can you post it again please?
18:23:03 <doug> of the fat cunt
18:23:08 <Glenn> Like... who cares?
18:23:12 <SkyFire> probaly on withdrawal due to not getting his fix
18:23:17 <Skirmish> He tries to smoke weed on cam but as soon as he starts to inhale he begins having a coughing fit as if it's his first time.
18:23:31 <Rabbit> so doug saves pics of men from irc and jerks off to them late at night?
18:23:34 <Rabbit> what a faggot
18:23:38 <Skirmish> Correct.
18:23:47 <Skirmish> He has saved all the pictures I gave him.
18:23:51 <SkyFire> hehehe
18:23:55 <Skirmish> Crushing on me hard.
18:23:59 <Glenn> He says he has you on /ignore Rabbit...
18:24:00 <Rabbit> i didnt get the link
18:24:00 <doug> ^ r u trying to be a pedo
18:24:00 <Skirmish> Do as the man asks doug.
18:24:00 <Skirmish> Do as you are instructed little boy.
18:24:00 <doug> shut up dominos shitter
18:24:00 <doug> eat some more dominos
18:24:00 <SkyFire> what an idiot
18:24:00 <Skirmish> The rage is strong in this one lol.
18:24:00 <SkyFire> seems all he can say is the p word
18:24:17 <Skirmish> Do a /ping and find out.
18:24:31 <Rabbit> he removed the ignore
18:24:49 <Rabbit> info requested from doug
18:24:50 * SkyFire turns Rabbit in to bunny stew
18:24:50 <Rabbit> reply of 'mIRC v6.16 Khaled Mardam-Bey' from doug
18:25:00 <doug> look at skirmish / the dominos shitter the fat cunt https://i.imgur.com/uHjWdEn.jpg
18:25:00 <SkyFire> wonder if he even knows what it means
18:25:00 <Skirmish> SkyFire: I believe it is because he himself has been interfered with.
18:25:00 <SkyFire> ok
18:25:00 <doug> look at how many chins skirmish / the dominos shitter (TDS) has
18:25:00 <SkyFire> :)
18:25:00 <Rabbit> doug can you please post me the link?
18:25:00 <Skirmish> Is that the pic where I have chins on the side of my neck? Biology with Matthew. LOL
18:25:02 <Skirmish> Nobody that actually puts someone on ignore bothers to paste the results.
18:25:46 <doug> its interesting isnt it, very darwinian, that the pedo rockspiders like skirmish, partay, rabbit, and glenn all team up
18:25:52 <doug> and form groups to protect themselves
18:25:55 <SkyFire> LoL
18:25:59 <Rabbit> dougf the faggot svaes pics of men from irc and jerks off to them like a faggot
18:26:00 <doug> and Rabbit is a faggot pedofile rockspider
18:26:56 <Glenn> Sad... his vocabulary restricted words of four letters or less. :P
18:27:00 <SkyFire> specially coming from imgur
18:27:00 <doug> -
18:27:00 <SkyFire> LoL
18:27:00 <doug> added rabbit the pedofile rockspider to ignore
18:27:00 <Skirmish> hahahahaha not getting the reaction he wants so throws a tantrum.
18:27:07 * SkyFire throws doug in to a rubbish skip
18:27:23 <Glenn> Can't recycle...
18:27:43 <Glenn> Landfill is the only useful place.
18:27:52 <SkyFire> yes
18:28:00 <Skirmish> These are the social skills of a man-child that lives in his mothers shed.
18:28:00 <SkyFire> typical of someone not very bright - or is it due to him doing drugs and he is overdue for his next hit??
18:28:00 <doug> skirmish is one big fat cunt lol thats for sure
18:28:00 <doug> i got more pictures of him lol
18:28:00 <SkyFire> lol
18:28:00 <Skirmish> doug is a drug addict SkyFire.
18:28:00 <doug> hes a fat cunt thats for sure
18:28:00 <doug> loool
18:28:00 <SkyFire> ok
18:28:22 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw
18:28:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Nelson - Travelin' Man 1961 (Jan 28, 2008) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 8,257,384 views views - 29,793 likes (97.6%), 727 dislikes (2.4%)
18:28:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish got soo upset by pong he ban pong from nerdhacks lololololol
18:28:43 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:28:46 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(504) 2. paradox(441) 3. Rabbit(406) 4. doug(311) 5. Glenn(249) 6. Skirmish(228) 7. ^bozojim(129) 8. HellFury(87) 9. b1rd(72) 10. Demrahc(71)
18:28:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish has screech face
18:29:00 <doug> ill save the pictures of skirmish for later
18:29:00 <doug> i got quite a few
18:29:00 <doug> of the fat cunt
18:29:00 <SkyFire> probaly on withdrawal due to not getting his fix
18:29:00 <Skirmish> He tries to smoke weed on cam but as soon as he starts to inhale he begins having a coughing fit as if it's his first time.
18:29:00 <Rabbit> so doug saves pics of men from irc and jerks off to them late at night?
18:29:00 <Rabbit> what a faggot
18:29:00 <Skirmish> Correct.
18:29:00 <Skirmish> He has saved all the pictures I gave him.
18:29:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
18:29:00 <Skirmish> Crushing on me hard.
18:29:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> poor fatso
18:29:38 <Rabbit> doug
18:29:49 <Skirmish> pong got so upset about the ban he had to come here and talk about it.
18:29:52 <Rabbit> speak up fgt
18:30:00 <Skirmish> Do a /ping and find out.
18:30:00 <Rabbit> he removed the ignore
18:30:00 <Rabbit> info requested from doug
18:30:00 <Rabbit> reply of 'mIRC v6.16 Khaled Mardam-Bey' from doug
18:30:14 <doug> who are these random newbies that popup and start getting lippy
18:30:27 <doug> some pedo rockspider faggots that glenn tells to connect to irc
18:31:00 <Skirmish> Nobody that actually puts someone on ignore bothers to paste the results.
18:31:00 <doug> and form groups to protect themselves
18:31:00 <SkyFire> LoL
18:31:26 <Rabbit> why are you so interested in what other men do?
18:31:29 Join: amex_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:31:34 <doug> skirmish why did u ban pong for?
18:31:35 <Rabbit> faggot!
18:31:53 <Glenn> Not your business doug.
18:31:56 <doug> rabbit going on ignore as chief austnet pedo after glenn
18:32:00 <Rabbit> dougf the faggot svaes pics of men from irc and jerks off to them like a faggot
18:32:05 <Rabbit> LoLoLOloLOlolOLolL doug faggot saving pics of men
18:32:07 <doug> -
18:32:30 <Glenn> Kinky as... <*roflmao*>
18:32:38 <Rabbit> haha
18:32:43 Nick: amex_ is now known as breaker
18:32:48 <Glenn> ...and he has the cheek to call others "pedos" ? ? ?
18:32:59 <doug> shut up pedofile rockspider glenn
18:33:00 <SkyFire> yes
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> You can't undo my bans buddy.
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u got upset hurt u feelings pussy boi
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> If you want to think that to help you deal with ban. Ok. Sure. :)
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u poor screech face
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> See you tomorrow pong *waves*
18:33:07 <doug> wheres your young asian boyfriend glenn?
18:33:11 <Rabbit> is he the same guy from the other week?
18:33:15 Nick: breaker is now known as Azlin
18:33:30 <doug> welcome azlin
18:34:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw
18:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Nelson - Travelin' Man 1961 (Jan 28, 2008) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 8,257,384 views views - 29,793 likes (97.6%), 727 dislikes (2.4%)
18:34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish got soo upset by pong he ban pong from nerdhacks lololololol
18:34:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:34:03 * SkyFire kicks doug where it hurts the most
18:34:47 <doug> wheres your young asian boyfriend glenn?
18:34:57 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... "azlin" is a Malysian girl's name. Are you a cutie?
18:35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish has screech face
18:35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> poor fatso
18:35:00 <Rabbit> doug
18:35:00 <Skirmish> pong got so upset about the ban he had to come here and talk about it.
18:35:00 <Rabbit> speak up fgt
18:35:05 <Rabbit> doug wheres ya shitter at fgt?
18:35:08 <doug> are you a gook?
18:35:17 <SkyFire> LoL Glenn
18:35:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y so many dominos shitter in here
18:35:26 <Glenn> Maybe a cross-dresser!
18:35:26 <Rabbit> ya mums mouth is a big shitter
18:35:34 <doug> glenn r u a gook, yes or no
18:35:45 * SkyFire gets a dress for Glenn - LoL
18:35:54 <Glenn> Why do you asK?
18:36:00 <doug> who are these random newbies that popup and start getting lippy
18:36:03 <doug> because gooks/widescreens i dont like
18:36:34 <Glenn> "widescreen"
18:36:37 <Glenn> ?
18:36:42 <doug> yea gooks = widescreens
18:36:44 <Rabbit> hahah
18:36:45 <doug> widescreen eyes
18:37:00 <Rabbit> why are you so interested in what other men do?
18:37:00 <doug> skirmish why did u ban pong for?
18:37:00 <Rabbit> faggot!
18:37:01 <doug> 1080p
18:37:03 <doug> 4k vision
18:37:15 <Rabbit> is doug a gook himself?
18:37:21 <doug> chongie
18:37:24 * SkyFire hacks the video and changes it
18:37:24 <doug> chongies u know
18:37:25 <doug> gooks
18:37:34 <doug> chongies r gooks
18:38:00 <Rabbit> LoLoLOloLOlolOLolL doug faggot saving pics of men
18:38:00 <doug> -
18:38:00 <Rabbit> haha
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> You can't undo my bans buddy.
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u got upset hurt u feelings pussy boi
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> If you want to think that to help you deal with ban. Ok. Sure. :)
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u poor screech face
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Skirmish> See you tomorrow pong *waves*
18:39:00 <Rabbit> is he the same guy from the other week?
18:39:00 <doug> welcome azlin
18:40:33 Part: eggmix ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:41:00 <Rabbit> doug wheres ya shitter at fgt?
18:41:00 <doug> are you a gook?
18:41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y so many dominos shitter in here
18:41:00 <Rabbit> ya mums mouth is a big shitter
18:41:47 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:41:48 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(530) 2. Rabbit(457) 3. paradox(441) 4. doug(411) 5. Glenn(289) 6. Skirmish(245) 7. ^bozojim(129) 8. HellFury(87) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](75) 10. b1rd(72)
18:42:00 <doug> because gooks/widescreens i dont like
18:42:00 <doug> yea gooks = widescreens
18:42:00 <Rabbit> hahah
18:42:00 <doug> widescreen eyes
18:42:55 Join: SonOfKotek ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:43:00 <doug> 1080p
18:43:00 <doug> 4k vision
18:43:00 <Rabbit> is doug a gook himself?
18:43:00 <doug> chongie
18:43:00 <doug> chongies u know
18:43:00 <doug> gooks
18:43:00 <doug> chongies r gooks
18:43:49 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:44:11 <SkyFire> 400 words should be easy for you Jim
18:44:20 * SkyFire steals the stealth
18:44:26 Part: SonOfKotek ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:44:30 <Glenn> Knock it over before the next ad!
18:44:30 * ^bozojim walks in with his stone age friend Ugh who should not smell too bad after having the local fire brigade spend 2 hours hospign him down
18:44:45 <SkyFire> lol Jim
18:44:55 <^bozojim> he is here to meet Exo and see how nice a person he is
18:44:59 <^bozojim> hi Skirmish
18:45:11 * SkyFire passes around popcorn
18:45:26 <SkyFire> exo is in handcuffs and all ready to meet Ugh
18:45:38 * ^bozojim please ignore his overly hairy body and his bear skin
18:45:43 <SkyFire> he really is looking forward to it as well
18:46:10 <SkyFire> I have set out some stone age tools for Ugh to use
18:46:13 <^bozojim> I did not have time to get him something decent to wear given he is most likely to be knocked back to the stone age by Exo
18:46:33 <SkyFire> unless he sends Exo there first
18:47:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:47:15 * SkyFire brings Exo out of the cell and places him in the cage with Ugh
18:47:19 * ^bozojim come out and meet Ugh Exo, I had him come back especially to meet you as I told him what a wonderful, caring and intelligent guy you are
18:47:47 * SkyFire welds the cage door shut for everyones protection
18:47:56 <^bozojim> Ugh does not need a cage as he is use to being out in the open
18:47:56 * doug sets the wild pigs on skyfire and watches them rape her then eat her up
18:48:02 <SkyFire> LoL
18:48:33 <MrMark> lookin hot and sexy SkyFire
18:48:40 * ^bozojim when I saw him, he was in the arena and single handedly tamed 2 sabre tooth lions
18:48:42 * SkyFire gives them one of Jim's socks and watches them die
18:49:07 <SkyFire> gets ready for the rumble in the jungle
18:49:33 * SkyFire throws MrMark in the arena as referee
18:49:51 <SkyFire> only thing I don't think Ugh likes Refs very much
18:50:00 <SkyFire> 400 words should be easy for you Jim
18:50:00 <SkyFire> lol Jim
18:50:00 <^bozojim> he is here to meet Exo and see how nice a person he is
18:50:11 <SkyFire> he tends to stamp on them
18:51:00 <^bozojim> hi Skirmish
18:51:00 <SkyFire> exo is in handcuffs and all ready to meet Ugh
18:51:00 <SkyFire> he really is looking forward to it as well
18:51:06 Join: SonOfKotek ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:51:16 <SkyFire> MrMark all you have to do is make sure Ugh keeps to the rules - if you last long enough that is
18:51:48 <SonOfKotek> [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:52:00 <SkyFire> I have set out some stone age tools for Ugh to use
18:52:00 <^bozojim> I did not have time to get him something decent to wear given he is most likely to be knocked back to the stone age by Exo
18:52:00 <SkyFire> unless he sends Exo there first
18:52:47 * ^bozojim ugh does not mind referees he does play by the rules and not his rules the actual rules
18:53:00 <^bozojim> Ugh does not need a cage as he is use to being out in the open
18:53:09 <SkyFire> ok
18:53:20 * ^bozojim he is however a strong competitor and has won the festival of gas teh last 20 years without any challenges
18:53:48 <^bozojim> He enters the arena and everyone runs for their lives and leaves a number one for him as they do
18:54:00 <SkyFire> LoL
18:54:00 <MrMark> lookin hot and sexy SkyFire
18:54:16 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBEIUFkEMA
18:54:19 <SkyFire> lol
18:54:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hank Snow - The Golden Rocket - LSP2285 (Jun 8, 2011) Length: 2:45 - Category: Music - 230,968 views views - 954 likes (98.5%), 15 dislikes (1.5%)
18:54:29 Part: Azlin ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:54:35 Join: JohnPlayerSpecial ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:55:00 <SkyFire> gets ready for the rumble in the jungle
18:55:00 <SkyFire> only thing I don't think Ugh likes Refs very much
18:55:32 * ^bozojim gives ugh a seat and lets him sit in the middle of the room to see how it works
18:56:00 <SkyFire> he tends to stamp on them
18:56:21 <JohnPlayerSpecial> ^bozojim hi there
18:57:00 <SkyFire> MrMark all you have to do is make sure Ugh keeps to the rules - if you last long enough that is
18:57:00 <SonOfKotek> [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:59:00 <SkyFire> ok
18:59:00 <^bozojim> He enters the arena and everyone runs for their lives and leaves a number one for him as they do
18:59:49 <^bozojim> it is a shame the trolls cannot be removed automatically
18:59:59 <JohnPlayerSpecial> ^bozojim shit
19:00:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBEIUFkEMA
19:00:00 <SkyFire> lol
19:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hank Snow - The Golden Rocket - LSP2285 (Jun 8, 2011) Length: 2:45 - Category: Music - 230,968 views views - 954 likes (98.5%), 15 dislikes (1.5%)
19:00:42 <Rabbit> lol
19:00:49 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Welcome Rabbit
19:00:49 <Rabbit> hes trying to flood me in notice
19:00:56 <Rabbit> calling me a faggot
19:01:05 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Or should I say the fakeid
19:01:07 <Rabbit> but hes the one who saves pics of men
19:01:14 <JohnPlayerSpecial> oh?
19:01:33 * ^bozojim Ugh we hav some trolsl and unwanted things in here who think they are so good being trolls
19:01:39 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Do go on please Rabbit
19:01:46 <Rabbit> what?
19:01:53 <JohnPlayerSpecial> enlighten us
19:01:55 <JohnPlayerSpecial> speak up
19:02:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> ^bozojim hi there
19:02:06 <^bozojim> not you Rabbit
19:02:11 <Rabbit> youre telling the story
19:02:16 <SonOfKotek> ^bozojim how are you?
19:02:18 <Rabbit> speak up fgt
19:02:20 <SonOfKotek> and Rabbit how is gowchi doing?
19:02:50 <Rabbit> how is what?
19:02:52 <^bozojim> I refer to the ones who get banned in other rooms as trolls
19:03:16 <Rabbit> hes upset cause hes banned
19:03:34 Part: JohnPlayerSpecial ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:04:03 <^bozojim> yes poor baby
19:04:14 <Rabbit> SonOfKotek is his back up nick
19:04:29 <^bozojim> Ugh he is one who could get removed well
19:05:00 <^bozojim> it is a shame the trolls cannot be removed automatically
19:06:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> ^bozojim shit
19:06:00 <Rabbit> lol
19:06:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Welcome Rabbit
19:06:00 <Rabbit> hes trying to flood me in notice
19:06:00 <Rabbit> calling me a faggot
19:06:46 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:07:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Or should I say the fakeid
19:07:00 <Rabbit> but hes the one who saves pics of men
19:07:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> oh?
19:07:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> Do go on please Rabbit
19:07:00 <Rabbit> what?
19:07:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> enlighten us
19:07:00 <JohnPlayerSpecial> speak up
19:08:00 <^bozojim> not you Rabbit
19:08:00 <Rabbit> youre telling the story
19:08:00 <SonOfKotek> ^bozojim how are you?
19:08:00 <Rabbit> speak up fgt
19:08:00 <SonOfKotek> and Rabbit how is gowchi doing?
19:08:00 <Rabbit> how is what?
19:08:00 <^bozojim> I refer to the ones who get banned in other rooms as trolls
19:08:50 <SonOfKotek> and how are you Rabbit?
19:09:00 <Rabbit> hes upset cause hes banned
19:10:00 <^bozojim> yes poor baby
19:10:00 <Rabbit> SonOfKotek is his back up nick
19:10:00 <^bozojim> Ugh he is one who could get removed well
19:12:33 * ^bozojim come on out of hiding Exo come play with Jim and Ugh it will be a good time we can have
19:14:00 <SonOfKotek> and how are you Rabbit?
19:14:54 * ^bozojim tells ugh just be patient as Exo is probably out at the local watering hole getting watered
19:15:55 Join: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:17:31 <^bozojim> at times Exo comes back in the back of what we call a divisional van, we have cars here and it is a car with a hatch at the back for people like him to keep them safe
19:18:59 <^bozojim> he has this habit of acting the clown and a fool and the nice people who keep us safe have to come and collect him for his and everyones safety
19:19:14 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:19:39 Nick: President_Trump is now known as suspect
19:20:07 <^bozojim> and he also has this ability to act unsteady on his feet like you do when you have too much grape juice you left in teh ehat for a while
19:23:00 <^bozojim> at times Exo comes back in the back of what we call a divisional van, we have cars here and it is a car with a hatch at the back for people like him to keep them safe
19:23:20 <^bozojim> he is normally a good guy but as I told you he has these episodes where he picks on me for no reason at all, whats to try and beat me up and I do nothing to him or react
19:25:00 <^bozojim> he has this habit of acting the clown and a fool and the nice people who keep us safe have to come and collect him for his and everyones safety
19:25:39 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:25:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(678) 2. ^bozojim(589) 3. Rabbit(500) 4. paradox(441) 5. doug(427) 6. Glenn(296) 7. Skirmish(245) 8. HellFury(87) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](75) 10. b1rd(72)
19:25:51 <^bozojim> I am getting there
19:26:00 <^bozojim> and he also has this ability to act unsteady on his feet like you do when you have too much grape juice you left in teh ehat for a while
19:26:34 <^bozojim> and yes Ugh this is a bit of fun we have of a night and mostly it is to see who can keep the screem moving the most and also who can out last the time and chat the most
19:26:50 <^bozojim> as at times the screen and channel does not move and you would wonder if it is still alive
19:26:55 * ^bozojim slugs Exo hard with a concrete reinforced cricket bat across the back of the ehad to gently sedate him so i can get further ahead of him
19:26:58 <^bozojim> not even teh flies or birds move in it
19:28:27 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:28:33 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:29:00 <^bozojim> he is normally a good guy but as I told you he has these episodes where he picks on me for no reason at all, whats to try and beat me up and I do nothing to him or react
19:29:56 <Exo> looool
19:30:13 <^bozojim> good morning Sunbeam hugs
19:30:36 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggs :)
19:31:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:31:00 <^bozojim> I am getting there
19:31:11 <^bozojim> I am behaving myself tonight and just having a little bit of a chat I am not overly doing it so I cannot be classed as a total motor mouth today
19:32:00 <^bozojim> and yes Ugh this is a bit of fun we have of a night and mostly it is to see who can keep the screem moving the most and also who can out last the time and chat the most
19:32:00 <^bozojim> as at times the screen and channel does not move and you would wonder if it is still alive
19:32:12 <^bozojim> as I do not want the title again as if I get it too much too quickly Exo will get the crow bar out again and give me numerous applications to my bald head
19:33:00 <^bozojim> not even teh flies or birds move in it
19:34:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:34:44 <^bozojim> and if I do over talk I will be no more than a total motor mouthand who knows what people will think of me motoring along ehre
19:36:00 <^bozojim> good morning Sunbeam hugs
19:36:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggs :)
19:36:04 <^bozojim> and you did teach me very well how to jabber along in channel Sunbeam
19:36:30 <Sunbeam> so I could resign from being the jabber mouth lol
19:37:00 <^bozojim> I am behaving myself tonight and just having a little bit of a chat I am not overly doing it so I cannot be classed as a total motor mouth today
19:37:03 <^bozojim> not at all I need you here to give me some competition
19:37:20 <^bozojim> as I am so often dominating Exo despite his gloating he is better than me
19:38:00 <^bozojim> as I do not want the title again as if I get it too much too quickly Exo will get the crow bar out again and give me numerous applications to my bald head
19:39:41 <^bozojim> plus I do sort of like chatting in channel and need someone to chat as well so it is not all monolouge
19:39:58 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:40:00 <^bozojim> and if I do over talk I will be no more than a total motor mouthand who knows what people will think of me motoring along ehre
19:40:10 * ^bozojim sits quietly behaving myself and acting the angel that I always am in the channel
19:40:32 Part: suspect ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:40:38 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:40:39 Nick: Bonny is now known as ynnoB
19:41:35 * ^bozojim as I sit here I notice that without me chatting and making the sceen move along it sits dead
19:42:00 <^bozojim> and you did teach me very well how to jabber along in channel Sunbeam
19:42:00 <Sunbeam> so I could resign from being the jabber mouth lol
19:43:00 <^bozojim> not at all I need you here to give me some competition
19:43:00 <^bozojim> as I am so often dominating Exo despite his gloating he is better than me
19:44:42 <^bozojim> I think I am now in top spot and if I am not I am very close to it and if I type a bit more it will secure me top spot for the day
19:45:00 <^bozojim> plus I do sort of like chatting in channel and need someone to chat as well so it is not all monolouge
19:46:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:47:57 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:47:57 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(892) 2. SkyFire(678) 3. Rabbit(500) 4. paradox(441) 5. doug(427) 6. Glenn(296) 7. Skirmish(245) 8. HellFury(87) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](75) 10. b1rd(72)
19:48:16 <^bozojim> that is a good score given I was just over one hundred when I came on
19:48:30 <^bozojim> and at the end of this over nine hundred so I have been talking a little
19:49:47 * SkyFire shoots Jim
19:49:53 <^bozojim> why Skirmish
19:49:56 <^bozojim> SkyFire
19:49:59 * SkyFire yawns
19:49:59 * Sunbeam shoves marshmallows in SkyFire's mouth as SkyFire yawns.....that oughta stop yer!
19:50:00 <^bozojim> I think I am now in top spot and if I am not I am very close to it and if I type a bit more it will secure me top spot for the day
19:50:12 <^bozojim> dont you like it when I gently comes up and over takes you simply by talking
19:50:20 * SkyFire pounce snuggle cuddles Sunbeam
19:50:42 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam and runs
19:50:42 * Sunbeam spanks SkyFire on the ass with a paddle.....Told you before I hate being tickled
19:50:43 <lx> woohoo...
19:50:49 <SkyFire> yah missed
19:51:09 <President_Trump> SkyFire stop tickling my gf you sick person
19:51:21 <President_Trump> stick to tickling your bf ^bozojim
19:52:30 * SkyFire gets bored and sits on Sunbeam
19:52:42 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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19:53:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:54:00 <^bozojim> that is a good score given I was just over one hundred when I came on
19:54:00 <^bozojim> and at the end of this over nine hundred so I have been talking a little
19:55:00 <^bozojim> why Skirmish
19:55:00 <^bozojim> SkyFire
19:55:03 <^bozojim> it is ok Ugh Exo does not rate a mention here today e is prbably hiding
19:55:19 Join: ng38 ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:56:00 <^bozojim> dont you like it when I gently comes up and over takes you simply by talking
19:56:00 <lx> 12 woohoo...
19:56:00 <SkyFire> yah missed
19:57:00 <President_Trump> SkyFire stop tickling my gf you sick person
19:57:00 <President_Trump> stick to tickling your bf ^bozojim
19:58:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
20:00:57 <SonOfKotek> Hey all
20:01:00 <^bozojim> it is ok Ugh Exo does not rate a mention here today e is prbably hiding
20:06:00 <SonOfKotek> Hey all
20:08:48 <SkyFire> hi
20:09:08 Join: Stranger ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:09:19 <^bozojim> hello Stranger
20:09:32 * SkyFire yawns
20:09:32 * Sunbeam tells SkyFire Close yer mouth quick...There's a train coming :P
20:09:33 <lx> DANG, DANG, DANG, DANG, DANG tooooo toooooowwwwoooooooooooooo....
20:09:36 Part: Stranger ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:09:51 * SkyFire smacks Sunbeam and runs
20:12:35 <SkyFire> Tower: This is Ghostrider, requesting a flyby
20:14:00 <SkyFire> hi
20:15:00 <^bozojim> hello Stranger
20:15:00 <lx> 12 DANG, DANG, DANG, DANG, DANG tooooo toooooowwwwoooooooooooooo....
20:18:00 <SkyFire> Tower: This is Ghostrider, requesting a flyby
20:18:44 <Rabbit> Your arse is full, request is denied
20:18:58 <SkyFire> time to buzz the tower
20:20:40 <eddie> Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence , 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.
20:20:57 <eddie> The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, ?You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around? he stated.
20:21:09 <SkyFire> lol
20:21:18 <eddie> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. ?Guess I was really into it, you know?? he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
20:21:30 * SkyFire throws eddie in prison
20:21:32 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:21:34 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. eddie(99) 2. SkyFire(27) 3. ^bozojim(18) 4. Sunbeam(11) 5. Rabbit(7) 6. SonOfKotek(2)
20:21:40 <eddie> It was an unusual situation, thats for sure,? said Officer Taylor. I walked up to Lawrence and he is just banging away at this pumpkin. Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . I said: Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin???
20:21:50 <SkyFire> quit flooding
20:21:54 <eddie> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: A pumpkin? Shit ? is it midnight already??
20:22:45 Nick: eddie is now known as Son_of_^bozojim
20:22:51 <Son_of_^bozojim> better now ?
20:22:52 <^bozojim> lol
20:22:56 Nick: Son_of_^bozojim is now known as eddie
20:23:13 <eddie> hehehe
20:23:15 * SkyFire throws Jim in prison with eddie - lol
20:24:00 <Rabbit> Your arse is full, request is denied
20:24:10 <Rabbit> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Nn4wAVNOg
20:24:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Top Gun Should Have Ended (Jan 14, 2011) Length: 2:22 - Category: Shows - 4,737,312 views views - 21,932 likes (94.6%), 1,250 dislikes (5.4%)
20:24:25 <eddie> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
20:24:25 <eddie> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're
20:24:25 <eddie> next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
20:25:00 <SkyFire> time to buzz the tower
20:25:03 <eddie> COMPREHENSION:
20:25:03 <eddie> There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
20:25:06 <SkyFire> Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an
20:25:09 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:25:17 <eddie> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
20:25:17 <eddie> A woman has the last word in any argument.
20:25:17 <eddie> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
20:25:45 <eddie> ..
20:25:49 <eddie> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
20:25:50 <eddie> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
20:25:50 <eddie> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
20:26:00 <eddie> Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence , 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.
20:26:00 <eddie> The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, ?You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around? he stated.
20:26:05 <eddie> MEMORY:
20:26:05 <eddie> Any married man should forget his mistakes,
20:26:05 <eddie> there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
20:26:35 <eddie> HAPPINESS:
20:26:35 <eddie> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
20:26:35 <eddie> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
20:26:37 * SkyFire yawns
20:26:37 * Sunbeam pops some ready chewed chewing gum in SkyFire's mouth as SkyFire yawns.....never say I don't share :D
20:27:00 <SkyFire> lol
20:27:00 <eddie> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. ?Guess I was really into it, you know?? he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
20:27:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:27:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. eddie(99) 2. SkyFire(27) 3. ^bozojim(18) 4. Sunbeam(11) 5. Rabbit(7) 6. SonOfKotek(2)
20:27:00 <eddie> It was an unusual situation, thats for sure,? said Officer Taylor. I walked up to Lawrence and he is just banging away at this pumpkin. Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . I said: Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin???
20:27:00 <SkyFire> quit flooding
20:27:00 <eddie> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: A pumpkin? Shit ? is it midnight already??
20:27:11 <eddie> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
20:27:17 <SkyFire> LoL
20:27:26 * SkyFire shoots eddie
20:27:40 <eddie> look out
20:27:43 <eddie> _____/\_______\o/____ Shark!!!
20:27:50 * SkyFire shoots the shark
20:28:00 <Son_of_^bozojim> better now ?
20:28:00 <^bozojim> lol
20:28:13 <SkyFire> then takes it to a fish and chip shop
20:28:23 <SkyFire> hehehe
20:28:42 <SkyFire> fresh flake and chippies
20:29:00 <eddie> hehehe
20:30:00 <Rabbit> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Nn4wAVNOg
20:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Top Gun Should Have Ended (Jan 14, 2011) Length: 2:22 - Category: Shows - 4,737,312 views views - 21,932 likes (94.6%), 1,250 dislikes (5.4%)
20:30:00 <eddie> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
20:30:00 <eddie> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're
20:30:00 <eddie> next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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20:30:28 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:31:00 <eddie> COMPREHENSION:
20:31:00 <eddie> There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
20:31:00 <SkyFire> Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabit
20:31:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:31:00 <eddie> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
20:31:00 <eddie> A woman has the last word in any argument.
20:31:00 <eddie> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
20:31:00 <eddie> ..
20:31:00 <eddie> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
20:31:00 <eddie> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
20:31:00 <eddie> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
20:32:00 <eddie> MEMORY:
20:32:00 <eddie> Any married man should forget his mistakes,
20:32:00 <eddie> there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
20:32:00 <eddie> HAPPINESS:
20:32:00 <eddie> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
20:32:00 <eddie> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
20:33:00 <eddie> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
20:33:00 <SkyFire> LoL
20:33:00 <eddie> look out
20:33:00 <eddie> _____/\_______\o/____ Shark!!!
20:34:00 <SkyFire> then takes it to a fish and chip shop
20:34:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
20:34:00 <SkyFire> fresh flake and chippies
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20:35:22 <SkyFire> LoL Jim
20:35:35 * SkyFire plugs Jim's internet back in - lol
20:37:24 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:37:25 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(132) 2. eddie(120) 3. Sunbeam(29) 4. ^bozojim(19) 5. Rabbit(8) 6. SonOfKotek(2)
20:37:57 <SkyFire> your slipping Jim
20:38:24 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
20:38:30 <Sutekh> hihi
20:38:45 <SkyFire> he is slipping - didn't get to 1000 words
20:38:51 <Sutekh> ;/
20:41:00 <SkyFire> LoL Jim
20:43:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:43:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(132) 2. eddie(120) 3. Sunbeam(29) 4. ^bozojim(19) 5. Rabbit(8) 6. SonOfKotek(2)
20:44:00 <SkyFire> your slipping Jim
20:44:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
20:44:00 <Sutekh> hihi
20:44:00 <SkyFire> he is slipping - didn't get to 1000 words
20:44:00 <Sutekh> ;/
20:46:17 <MrMark> yawn
20:46:52 <Rabbit> i got 500
20:47:44 <Rabbit> * Sutekh changes topic to '+StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(944) 2. SkyFire(702) 3. Rabbit ( 5 0 0 ) 4. paradox ( 4 4 1 ) 5. doug ( 4 2 7 ) 6. Glenn ( 2 9 6 ) 7. Skirmish (2 4 5 ) 8 . HellFury ( 8 7 ) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]] ( 7 5 ) 10. b1rd ( 7 2 )'
20:50:02 <SonOfKotek> Hi Rabbit
20:52:00 <MrMark> yawn
20:52:00 <Rabbit> i got 500
20:56:00 <SonOfKotek> Hi Rabbit
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21:17:39 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [4h19m32s]
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21:23:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [4h19m32s]
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21:24:20 <CharlieSheen> Evening gang
21:24:41 <HellFury> far out i must be having one of those days
21:25:05 <HellFury> i just said to pat where do we get our phones and tablet from... bangdude.com? i meant banggood.com
21:30:00 <CharlieSheen> Evening gang
21:30:00 <HellFury> far out i must be having one of those days
21:31:00 <HellFury> i just said to pat where do we get our phones and tablet from... bangdude.com? i meant banggood.com
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21:40:52 <doug> hellfury hefer, u can be sold at the cattle yard for about 380 bucks
21:41:00 <doug> good price for u
21:42:37 <HellFury> how about you fuck off
21:42:51 <HellFury> back to the hole you fucken crawled out of
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21:45:21 <SonOfKotek> Hey HellFury
21:46:00 <doug> hellfury hefer, u can be sold at the cattle yard for about 380 bucks
21:46:32 <HellFury> um hi
21:46:54 <couleurs> i'd like 2 bang u good if u no wat i mean ; )
21:47:00 <doug> good price for u
21:47:57 <HellFury> your another fuckstain i wouldn't touch with the devils cock
21:48:00 <HellFury> how about you fuck off
21:48:00 <HellFury> back to the hole you fucken crawled out of
21:48:28 <couleurs> Lol
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21:51:00 <SonOfKotek> Hey HellFury
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21:52:00 <HellFury> um hi
21:52:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 bang u good if u no wat i mean ; )
21:53:00 <HellFury> your another fuckstain i wouldn't touch with the devils cock
21:54:00 <couleurs> Lol
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21:58:50 <SonOfKotek> ALl you wish you could bang HellFury but can't
21:59:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv Glenn CharlieSheen ^bozojim
21:59:51 <^bozojim> loool @ Exo
21:59:57 <Exo> evening chumps
22:00:06 <Exo> oh hi jimbob
22:00:06 * ^bozojim wakes Ugh up and points to Exo there he is get him
22:00:10 <Exo> didn't see u there behind pong
22:00:19 <^bozojim> thank you :)
22:00:41 <Exo> how was ur day old man
22:00:54 * ^bozojim watches Ugh go up to greet Exo
22:00:59 <^bozojim> my day was godo thanks
22:01:05 <^bozojim> good*
22:01:11 <Exo> what mischief did u get urself into
22:01:28 <^bozojim> and Exo Ugh is the stone age man I brought back with me from the stone age when you slapped me into it
22:01:35 <^bozojim> and eh wants a word with you
22:01:40 <^bozojim> I did shed and some pottery
22:02:21 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:02:27 * ^bozojim watches Ugh slap Exo around and treat him like a rag doll
22:03:01 <Exo> did u end up meeting that chick from tinder u said u were going to slam tonight?
22:03:07 <^bozojim> go on Ugh deal with him
22:03:21 <^bozojim> what are you talking about I never said that
22:03:24 <^bozojim> oh I get it
22:03:32 <^bozojim> that is why you are on late it was you
22:03:39 <Exo> u were telling me in whatsapp last night
22:03:44 <Exo> sent me a pic and all
22:03:50 <Exo> why are u denying it
22:03:52 <^bozojim> I do not have that program
22:03:58 <Exo> we all have urges and needs
22:04:00 <SonOfKotek> ALl you wish you could bang HellFury but can't
22:04:07 <Exo> oh yeah u don't have it
22:04:10 * Exo winks at ^bozojim
22:04:27 * ^bozojim watches Ugh slap Exo in the back of the head
22:04:34 * ^bozojim go on ugh give him another
22:04:52 * Exo sends ^bozojim back to the 60s
22:05:00 <^bozojim> loool @ Exo
22:05:00 <Exo> evening chumps
22:05:46 * ^bozojim gets rocketed back here
22:06:00 <Exo> oh hi jimbob
22:06:00 <Exo> didn't see u there behind pong
22:06:00 <^bozojim> thank you :)
22:06:00 <Exo> how was ur day old man
22:06:26 * ^bozojim tells Exo if you send or slap me back in time once more, just once more
22:06:40 * ^bozojim we will be having a wake in here for the departed owner
22:06:52 <^bozojim> am I making myself clear enough or do you need more
22:07:00 <^bozojim> my day was godo thanks
22:07:00 <^bozojim> good*
22:07:00 <Exo> what mischief did u get urself into
22:07:00 <^bozojim> and Exo Ugh is the stone age man I brought back with me from the stone age when you slapped me into it
22:07:00 <^bozojim> and eh wants a word with you
22:07:00 <^bozojim> I did shed and some pottery
22:09:00 <Exo> did u end up meeting that chick from tinder u said u were going to slam tonight?
22:09:00 <^bozojim> go on Ugh deal with him
22:09:00 <^bozojim> what are you talking about I never said that
22:09:00 <^bozojim> oh I get it
22:09:00 <^bozojim> that is why you are on late it was you
22:09:00 <Exo> u were telling me in whatsapp last night
22:09:00 <Exo> sent me a pic and all
22:09:00 <Exo> why are u denying it
22:09:00 <^bozojim> I do not have that program
22:10:00 <Exo> we all have urges and needs
22:10:00 <Exo> oh yeah u don't have it
22:10:19 * ^bozojim gets his block remover tool out of his box just in case Exo causes any trouble
22:12:00 <^bozojim> am I making myself clear enough or do you need more
22:13:21 <^bozojim> !ttop10
22:13:23 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(218) 2. SkyFire(146) 3. eddie(120) 4. Exo(83) 5. Rabbit(76) 6. HellFury(58) 7. Sunbeam(29) 8. doug(18) 9. SonOfKotek(15) 10. couleurs(15)
22:19:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
22:19:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(218) 2. SkyFire(146) 3. eddie(120) 4. Exo(83) 5. Rabbit(76) 6. HellFury(58) 7. Sunbeam(29) 8. doug(18) 9. SonOfKotek(15) 10. couleurs(15)
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22:23:17 <beagle> i need toilet paper n smokes
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22:25:03 * Exo slaps ^bozojim back to the stoneage
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22:29:00 <beagle> i need toilet paper n smokes
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22:40:43 * ^bozojim comes back and whacks Exo hard with a club
22:44:00 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
22:50:00 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
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