// #sydney — 2015-12-18
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00:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> are you swingers
00:03:00 <nate> georgeandwell-alpha swinger
00:03:00 <nate> :D~~
00:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i ment syndey coyples
00:13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im str8
00:13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if n e grls wana test it.. im open to offerings to validate
00:13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> scientifically... i prefer $400-600 per hr ladies hehehe
00:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 4 that price i will also write you a 500 word report of the events plus a review
00:15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> maybe if my client read that might get her panties a bit moist under the desk
00:16:00 <nate> maybe sex channel can help u george :D
00:16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im open to sexuality testing
00:16:00 <SydneyCouple> george ... what would it matter one way or the other. It is just a chat room
00:16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to validate im str8
00:17:00 <nate> lolol
00:18:00 <SydneyCouple> george ... guessing you are VERY VERY young and from what you say ,,, very immature
00:18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah man its every mans fantasy
00:18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nothin to do with age
00:19:00 <SydneyCouple> well when you eventually become a man you will discover that it isn't
00:19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who would.not like someone to pay for unlimited high class ladies in the name of science or to settle a bet
00:20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well look i dunwana argue.. im putting the offer out there
00:20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats all
00:22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dunwana say it should be this way or that
00:36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hihi
00:36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows every1 2nite
00:41:00 <Chris> lol
01:09:00 <screws> 01:09 Skirmish Welcome back buttboy jew.
01:09:00 <screws> cheers
01:10:00 <screws> (from #nerdhacks)
01:10:00 <Skirmish> Why would you bring it to this channel?
01:11:00 <screws> 01:09 screws cheers racist.
01:11:00 <screws> 01:10 Skirmish LOL jews aren't a race you dickhead.
01:11:00 <screws> Skirmish: why not?
01:11:00 <screws> why start it for lol
01:11:00 <Skirmish> lol ok, go nuts.
01:16:00 <grinch> don't be a tosspost screws
01:16:00 <grinch> -s
01:19:00 <screws> 01:13 Skirmish Give him a good bumjacking.
01:19:00 <screws> all the words you guys are comin up with today
01:19:00 <screws> lol
01:20:00 <Skirmish> I wish I was dumb and desperate enough to make up stuff that people are meant to have typed.
01:20:00 <screws> you dont have to wish
01:22:00 <screws> cath: http://imgur.com/KHuGqWm
01:22:00 <Skirmish> I can live it through you and what you're doing? Well isn't that nice of you. Thanks mate.
02:18:00 <shadsam> i apologise
02:18:00 <shadsam> GOD BLESS THE USA M8S
02:19:00 <milk> Hammer
02:19:00 <shadsam> HOLLA EMU
02:20:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllll
02:20:00 <shadsam> blackdevil has all the emu loops.
02:20:00 <shadsam> converted to flv
02:20:00 <shadsam> he made a script xDEEZY
02:20:00 <shadsam> he has the best Mp3 script.
02:21:00 <shadsam> merry x--------------------------------------maz
02:21:00 <shadsam> god bless america
02:21:00 <shadsam> ignore that shit i said yesty imoz.
02:22:00 <shadsam> STAR WARZ 3D
02:22:00 <shadsam> gunna be sick as hell.
02:22:00 <shadsam> very well made.
02:22:00 <shadsam> loads o``` work involved.
02:25:00 <milk> I get so low and then the smack flows
02:25:00 <shadsam> nbn me up.
02:26:00 <shadsam> heyas milk
02:26:00 <thestig> shads u seen star wars?
02:26:00 <shadsam> just youtube stuff son
02:26:00 <milk> Arab garbage
02:27:00 <shadsam> 2 hours of it just b4
02:27:00 <shadsam> princess lair
02:27:00 <shadsam> i used to have the sickest star wars racer game
02:28:00 <shadsam> i loved it more than nfs 1
02:28:00 <shadsam> which i paid 100 bux for
02:28:00 <Skirmish> How do you feel about having your set at Soundwave cancelled shadsam?
02:28:00 <shadsam> i wasnt booked
02:28:00 <milk> Sure make the world hate you for cornering the smack supply then make everyone pay to see a movie about how cool you think you are
02:28:00 <shadsam> i wanna play live in a pyramid
02:29:00 <shadsam> i can get 50 gigs tonight
02:30:00 <shadsam> if laptop freezes
02:30:00 <shadsam> live im fucked
02:30:00 <shadsam> btw
02:30:00 <shadsam> ill just burn 25 cds
02:30:00 <shadsam> for the pioneers cd
02:30:00 <shadsam> all sor-ted
02:31:00 <shadsam> paul morton died of a heart attack
02:31:00 <shadsam> whilst fucking a thai slut in thailand
02:31:00 <shadsam> ive got DENON CD MIXERS
02:31:00 <shadsam> DSP
02:32:00 <shadsam> With built in sampler
02:32:00 <shadsam> fuck they rule imhoz
02:32:00 <shadsam> s-3000`s
02:32:00 <shadsam> 1399 new each
02:32:00 <shadsam> i paid 180
02:33:00 <shadsam> have u seen calvin klien e`ing off his nutt djing on youtube
02:33:00 <shadsam> calvin harris.
02:33:00 <shadsam> think its called ten worst dj sets
02:34:00 <shadsam> xxxxD
02:35:00 <shadsam> THAT ST PETERS HOTEL WOULD BE OK TO HIRE OUT
02:35:00 <shadsam> damn caps xd
02:36:00 <shadsam> 15 smoke machines
02:36:00 <shadsam> every cunt on acid
02:36:00 <milk> Hammers back
02:36:00 <shadsam> ive never done hammer
02:37:00 <milk> Gothdom here we come
02:37:00 <shadsam> i dont use needles
02:37:00 <shadsam> u dont need drugs to have a cool time.
02:38:00 <shadsam> just heaps babes
02:38:00 <shadsam> and cool peeples
02:38:00 <shadsam> pumpin musak
02:39:00 <milk> If you're still getting hammer off the doctors your getting ripped
02:39:00 <shadsam> no shutdown
02:39:00 <shadsam> ouch
02:39:00 <shadsam> hey milk
02:39:00 <shadsam> is that you on efnet
02:39:00 <shadsam> in fw
02:40:00 <shadsam> nunya
02:40:00 <shadsam> lol
02:41:00 <shadsam> ah anyways
02:43:00 <milk> Yeah I'll log off now
02:43:00 <shadsam> need sickest production 2 live pa`s food drinks masseuse`s ,glo room.and drivers with free transport home
02:44:00 <shadsam> need to contact south end.
02:44:00 <milk> No need
02:44:00 <shadsam> no needles.
02:44:00 <milk> Street smack is half the price and twice the strength of doctor smack
02:45:00 <shadsam> whats on new years anyways
02:45:00 <shadsam> fuck heroin milk
02:45:00 <shadsam> right off
02:45:00 <milk> Gonna be some pilled Arabs when they try selling that shit
02:45:00 <shadsam> lol
02:46:00 <shadsam> i have ArabGT.COM
02:46:00 <shadsam> on my facebook
02:46:00 <shadsam> sickest cars.
02:48:00 <milk> Might bomb another Arab hospital
02:48:00 <milk> L8r
02:48:00 <shadsam> where is excessive
02:48:00 <shadsam> latah brus
02:48:00 <JetstreamSam> loooollllll @ shadsam
02:48:00 <JetstreamSam> shadsam whats your psn?
02:48:00 <shadsam> gday sam
02:48:00 <shadsam> psn ?
02:49:00 <shadsam> whats psn
02:49:00 <shadsam> ignore
02:49:00 <shadsam> my
02:49:00 <shadsam> ignorance
02:49:00 <shadsam> enlighten me sir
02:50:00 <shadsam> STAR WARS 3D
02:50:00 <shadsam> LUCASFILMS
02:50:00 <shadsam> de best ever
02:50:00 <shadsam> made in the USA
02:50:00 <shadsam> B E S T [[[-----
02:51:00 <shadsam> haha
02:51:00 <shadsam> we could acco,odate the well most of the USA in Oz
02:52:00 <shadsam> we have so much dessert and bush
02:52:00 <shadsam> for homes
02:52:00 <shadsam> get over here nigs
02:53:00 <shadsam> wb sam
02:54:00 <shadsam> i have 2x brand new RainDeers.
02:54:00 <shadsam> Silver.
02:54:00 <shadsam> wb stevo
02:54:00 <shadsam> xD
02:55:00 <shadsam> WE USED TO HANGOUT IN AUDIOWARES ON EFNET
02:55:00 <shadsam> 800 LEET USERS
02:55:00 <shadsam> 1996 TILL 2004
02:56:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to chat to yourself for hours on end again shadsam.
02:56:00 <shadsam> sup skirm
02:56:00 <shadsam> nup i gotta clean up
02:56:00 <shadsam> and price an Amiga pc n a Mac
02:57:00 <shadsam> cyas latah on take care.
04:43:00 <Pac> `info
04:50:00 <steven_> supppppppppp
05:27:00 <shadsam> yo
05:28:00 <shadsam> Welcome to #Sydney | How do I like my eggs? In cookies...
05:29:00 <steven_> loooooool
07:48:00 <Exo> Morning ash
07:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
07:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody wants to be on a girls ignore..
07:50:00 <Exo> Lol why would I
07:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of your hotness.. jeez
07:50:00 <Exo> hahahah must be that
07:51:00 <Exo> But it's all good
07:51:00 <Exo> I'm not gonna take drugs and rant
07:51:00 <slinky_J> I hot too!
07:51:00 <slinky_J> ha ha
07:51:00 <slinky_J> ty
07:51:00 <Exo> that's one hot hat sexy slinks
07:51:00 <slinky_J> ty I stole it from a chimpanzee
07:52:00 <slinky_J> chimp have no reason wearing such a nice hat!
07:52:00 <slinky_J> actually, almost bought a new hat from the chemist.
07:52:00 <Exo> Hahahaha
07:52:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:52:00 <Exo> !ttop10
07:52:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SydneyCouple(622) 2. Skirmish(505) 3. screwss(481) 4. shadsam(457) 5. georgeandwell-alpha(283) 6. Sara-Serina(279) 7. goddess_of_Cath^(202) 8. milk(98) 9. ^bozojim(90) 10. levran(71)
07:53:00 <slinky_J> wondering if that movie is going to be good
07:53:00 <Exo> Shads likes to power rant to himself
07:53:00 <slinky_J> shads does enough drugs to power up mario for life.
07:53:00 <Exo> And slinkys friend skirmish on the list too
07:54:00 <slinky_J> good ole Skirmish
07:54:00 <slinky_J> lol sydneycouple
07:54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> star wars is awesome
07:54:00 <slinky_J> is it?
07:54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> spoiler:
07:54:00 <slinky_J> I can't wait to see it with Abortion
07:54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> haha
07:55:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> spoiler: is awesome
07:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol
08:03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> k
08:09:00 <steven_> kk
16:24:00 <levran> hey
16:25:00 <steven_> hi
16:43:00 <levran> https://v1.std3.ru/6a/21/1450375133-6a2198743563d2db31ca89f6eb754973.jpeg
16:47:00 <levran> https://youtu.be/5xw8DJY7aZQ
16:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rally driver plays DiRT Rally (Oct 13, 2015) Length: 3:15 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 981,674 views - 4,764 likes (99.4%), 31 dislikes (0.6%)
18:29:00 <levran> that woman day - 08 mart
18:30:00 <shadsam> shoulds c wot im buying
18:31:00 <shadsam> heys EXO
18:31:00 <shadsam> !Topten
18:31:00 <shadsam> !stats
18:31:00 <levran> Exo, you see?
18:32:00 <shadsam> i think all my cams are covered up now.
18:32:00 <shadsam> with blutack...xd
18:34:00 <levran> http://prntscr.com/9fkrd3 its ledys in my department
18:35:00 <levran> ladies *
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21:57:00 <levran> ashleighxtrinity, you programmer?
21:57:00 <Immutable> fite
21:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> levran, if (programmer) { levran.print("yes"); }
21:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rm -rf
21:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> english is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
21:59:00 <Skirmish> Smart women are so rare on austnet!
21:59:00 <Skirmish> I see you in a whole new light now ashleighxtrinity.
22:00:00 <levran> while Users.search(<ashleighxtrinity>).say() <> "hey" print("HELLO!!")
22:00:00 <levran> =)
22:01:00 <levran> ashleighxtrinity, where are you from? Im Russia.
22:01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> function speak.levran() { ignore; }
22:02:00 <levran> im too programmer =)
22:02:00 <levran> special account language - 1c
22:04:00 <levran> Accounting*
22:06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hey there.. shout out to mladys
22:07:00 <SydneyCouple> we were going to say howdy but as you only want to talk to ladies only ........
22:14:00 <levran> црфе ершы
22:14:00 <levran> what this @mladys@?
22:14:00 <levran> young lady?
22:14:00 <Skirmish> How are you going SydneyCouple?
22:16:00 <Sara-Serina> my lady...
22:17:00 <Sara-Serina> you dont understand much of the english language do you
22:17:00 <Sara-Serina> not meaning to be rude
22:18:00 <Skirmish> Not meaning to be rude, but coming across that way none the less.
22:18:00 <slinky_J> wait
22:18:00 <slinky_J> SydneyCouple
22:18:00 <slinky_J> I left before you could tell me if the site I saw you on
22:18:00 <^bozoJim> !top10
22:19:00 <slinky_J> which was posted as your advertisement
22:19:00 <slinky_J> to seek other couples for sex
22:19:00 <slinky_J> god damn you are both fugly
22:19:00 <slinky_J> like pug fugly.
22:19:00 <Skirmish> That is a bit rude slinky_J.
22:19:00 <slinky_J> Soz
22:19:00 <slinky_J> it's not the type of truth that you can deposit in a bank.
22:20:00 <slinky_J> But when you see the page first hand.
22:23:00 <SydneyCouple> good thanks skirmish
22:24:00 <SydneyCouple> your the one telling the story slinky .... Which site was that
22:25:00 <Soda> back [r: SHOWER TIME!] [2h25m58s]
22:27:00 <SydneyCouple> thank you letting us know how you really feel slinky ... we hope you have a great day
22:33:00 <levran> SydneyCouple, I apologize if I offended you, strew a head ashes
22:36:00 <SydneyCouple> you haven't offended us levran, just a bit hard to work out just what it is you are trying to say at times
22:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
22:36:00 <screws> yo
22:36:00 <screws> anyone home
22:37:00 <Sara-Serina> no they all vacated the premises when you joined
22:38:00 <screws> haha
22:38:00 <screws> fair enough
22:38:00 <levran> probably I need to learn more before the talk here =)
22:40:00 <levran> perhaps even Google has a disservice to me when I'm trying to write long phrases
22:40:00 <levran> sorry =(
22:48:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
22:48:00 <screws> Sara-Serina: is it just you and me?
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> probably you soon
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> i am going to hit the hay at 10
22:49:00 <screws> you in qld
22:49:00 <^bozoJim> nite Sara-Serina hugs
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> ye
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> not going soon
22:49:00 <screws> Sara-Serina: it was good chatting
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> i mean going soon
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> not yet
22:49:00 <^bozoJim> ok sorry
22:49:00 <screws> 10 minutes is soon
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> waiting for pain killers to kick in
22:49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi again
22:49:00 <screws> dam
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> and depends on male
22:50:00 <screws> do you take pain medication everynight to help you get to sleep
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> just when i got pain issues
22:50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anus pains
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> if not i wont
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> um no
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> like period cramps
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> or headaches
22:50:00 <screws> how bad does period pain actually get
22:50:00 <screws> im a 29 year old man and i still dont understand
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> depends on a female we are all different
22:51:00 <screws> like would it be bad enough to have to pull over the car while you were driving
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> hasnt happened yet
22:51:00 <screws> cuz ive had stomach aches that were like that
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> but their bad enough to keep me up some nights
22:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i get pains
22:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sexual ones
22:53:00 <screws> if it hasnt happened yet it probably wont
22:53:00 <screws> i doubt it
22:53:00 <Sara-Serina> gorgeandwell you may get anus pains but i dont
22:54:00 <Sara-Serina> that was not easy trying to type around the cat
22:54:00 <Sara-Serina> i had to do that one handed
22:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> at times mlady
22:54:00 <Sara-Serina> shes looking for pats
22:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> women are emotional
22:55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i reckon 60% of their decision making is personal and or emotional
22:55:00 <Sara-Serina> if you so much about women how about bagging one and stop assuming what they think or say
22:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???😀
22:57:00 <Sara-Serina> know
22:57:00 <Sara-Serina> and i hit enter before i checked what i was writing coz of the car
22:57:00 <Sara-Serina> cat even
22:59:00 <SydneyCouple> bagging one LoL
22:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come ova 4 dinner
22:59:00 <screws> its hard to know what girls think or say. ive tried
22:59:00 <screws> youll do your head in
22:59:00 <SydneyCouple> put a bag over her head and have your way with her lol
23:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> screws is right there
23:00:00 <screws> theyll say one thing and mean the total opposite
23:00:00 <screws> and i aint talkin bout sarcasm
23:00:00 <SydneyCouple> or you could just always come right out and just ask
23:02:00 <^bozoJim> welcome back Cath^
23:02:00 <Cath^> thanks ^bozoJim
23:03:00 <SydneyCouple> hi cath
23:03:00 <Cath^> hi SydneyCouple
23:04:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai screws how are you going buddy.
23:04:00 <Cath^> hi screws
23:05:00 <Cath^> oh hai Skirmish
23:05:00 <Cath^> asl?
23:05:00 <Cath^> ;p
23:05:00 <^bozoJim> lol
23:05:00 <Skirmish> Hai Cath^ how are you? lol @ asl.
23:06:00 <Cath^> it was my new year's resolution to use it this year...i think everyone's over me using it lolz
23:06:00 <Cath^> are you hawt Skirmish ?
23:06:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely.
23:06:00 <Cath^> pic?
23:06:00 <Skirmish> Sure check pm.
23:06:00 <Cath^> ...
23:07:00 <Cath^> oh.my
23:07:00 <Cath^> what nice forearms you have
23:08:00 <Cath^> next
23:08:00 <SydneyCouple> lol
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> lol
23:08:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
23:08:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sara-Serina(166) 2. screwss(129) 3. SydneyCouple(103) 4. levran(71) 5. slinky_J(59) 6. goddess_of_Cath^(49) 7. georgeandwell-alpha(48) 8. Skirmish(44) 9. ^bozojim(11) 10. Soda(5)
23:08:00 <Sara-Serina> hahah
23:08:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry jim
23:08:00 <Cath^> lol Sara-Serina
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> yes I an be quiet at times
23:08:00 <Cath^> gas bagging eh
23:08:00 <Sara-Serina> im going to bed shortly
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> I topped yesterday well
23:09:00 <Sara-Serina> now the pain killers kicked in
23:09:00 <Sara-Serina> just sorting water
23:09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do u girls get moist at my forearms
23:10:00 <Cath^> noone dared to look georgeandwell-beta
23:10:00 <SydneyCouple> how do you sort water .. push one bit in the basin to one side and hope it stays there without going back to where it was ??
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> hahahaha
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> ah no
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> i mean tap to filter for the night
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> and then fill up water bottles for the next day
23:10:00 <Cath^> random
23:11:00 <Sara-Serina> i cant stand tap wter
23:11:00 <Sara-Serina> we filter our water through charcoal blocks
23:11:00 <SydneyCouple> the tap water here is not great for drinking either
23:11:00 <Cath^> sounds loke a science experiment
23:11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do u belive in the flouride conspiracy
23:11:00 <Sara-Serina> yuck
23:11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?????????
23:11:00 <screws> hey Cath^
23:12:00 <^bozoJim> yes it medically proven
23:12:00 <Sara-Serina> no george i dont
23:12:00 <Cath^> hi
23:12:00 <Skirmish> Only 44! I will have to put more effort in to fix that.
23:12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some do some dont wtf
23:12:00 <Sara-Serina> damn that spunkyguy whinges too much
23:12:00 <Sara-Serina> whinging coz hes banned from here
23:12:00 <^bozoJim> I do not always talk the jaw bone off an ass
23:13:00 <Skirmish> ROFL @ Sara suggesting someone else whinges more than she does.
23:14:00 <SydneyCouple> trouble is some engage their mouth / keyboard before engaging the brain or if they do engage the brain it is the little one and not the big one
23:14:00 <screws> Skirmish getting stuck into yet another woman on austnet i see
23:14:00 <Cath^> there's a spunky guy on irc?
23:14:00 <SydneyCouple> a donkey maybe thoug jim
23:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i use my n e grls approach when i dont engaged
23:14:00 <^bozoJim> lol SydneyCouple
23:14:00 <Skirmish> Yes screws. Your entire premise falls apart though when I get along fine with Cath^ and many other irc women.
23:15:00 <SydneyCouple> there is probably a few cath .... which one in particular has taken your fancy
23:15:00 <Skirmish> Cath^ is interested in all the spunky guys SydneyCouple. She doesn't just want one.
23:15:00 <screws> 23:13 Skirmish ROFL @ Sara suggesting someone else whinges more than she does.
23:15:00 <screws> this does not suggest friendship
23:15:00 <Sara-Serina> i actually hate skirmish...
23:16:00 <screws> how could you possibly find that funny
23:16:00 <screws> dont encourage it
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> thus why this is on
23:16:00 <screws> Sara-Serina: everyone does. hes a woman hater
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> * Ignore list:
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> Skirmish!*@* (pcntdik) - AustNet
23:16:00 <SydneyCouple> cath ... so is it an all at one time kind of thing or you just going to work your way through them one at a time
23:16:00 <Skirmish> Cath^ must not be a woman.
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> has been on ignore since the day the cunt decided to grace this channel
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> that being said
23:16:00 <Cath^> wtf i wasn't laughing at what you said screws..sigh
23:16:00 <Sara-Serina> im going to going bed now
23:16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi cath
23:17:00 <^bozoJim> nite Sara-Serina
23:17:00 <Cath^> nite Sara-Serina
23:17:00 <Cath^> hi georgeandwell-alpha
23:17:00 <Sara-Serina> nite jim cath screws
23:17:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry about screws Cath^. Don't let him ruin your fun online. He's a terrible downer.
23:17:00 <screws> Cath^: i know. i was saying dont laugh at Skirmish
23:17:00 <screws> oh fuck you
23:17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i find that words impact women more than men
23:17:00 <Skirmish> Calm down screws there is no need to be so aggressive.
23:17:00 <Cath^> sigh
23:18:00 <SydneyCouple> that would probably depend on the bloke george and what he brought to the party
23:18:00 <Cath^> look..i know what the issue is here
23:19:00 <screws> yeh the issues called maturity. and Skirmish is lacking a lot of it
23:19:00 <Cath^> Skirmish doesn't suffer fools..
23:19:00 <screws> 40 year old bloke still trying to provoke me on irc chat
23:19:00 <Skirmish> SydneyCouple, it is said that Cath^ has a harem of men online and she dabbles when the mood strikes her.
23:19:00 <screws> Cath^: what do you mean exactly by that
23:20:00 <Skirmish> You're a fool obviously. Do you need a painting screws?
23:20:00 <SydneyCouple> is there such a thing as a harem of MEN ???? or is it just a plain old fashioned gang bang :=))
23:20:00 <screws> Cath^: so i guess pming ppl and saying "kiss my butthole jew-boy" is how you suffer fools these days. hrm okay..
23:21:00 <Skirmish> Come on that isn't what I wrote at all and you've been linking the sccreen cap to prove it. Why make things up screws?
23:21:00 <Cath^> it's called /ignore screws..it's there for a reason
23:21:00 <SydneyCouple> only takes a few for this room to completely lose its sense of humour and take a down hill plunge
23:21:00 <Skirmish> I said 'Bye buttboy jew :)'
23:21:00 <screws> yeh fair enough. id just thought id let you know cause ive been banned for the same reason and less
23:22:00 <screws> no point egging the troll on tho
23:22:00 <SydneyCouple> thought people came to chat rooms for a bit of fun and entertainment instead of sitting in front of the TV or having to talk to or spend time with their partner
23:22:00 <Skirmish> SydneyCouple, of course there can be a harem of men if the woman is dominant enough. I was once part of Cath^s harem.
23:23:00 <Skirmish> I must not have cut the mustard though.
23:23:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:23:00 <^bozoJim> laughing out loud
23:23:00 <Cath^> i like mustard
23:23:00 <Soda> !stat
23:23:00 <StatsOP> Soda: 2496 words, 12519 letters, 18 smilies, time wasted: 5 days 12 hours 1 minute .
23:23:00 <Cath^> just sayin' ;p
23:24:00 <Soda> !top10
23:24:00 <Cath^> you know you're special to me Skirmish ;)
23:24:00 <SydneyCouple> that is not an innocent look ... that is a sexy cute guess what I just been doing look :))
23:24:00 <Soda> woow ^bozoJim done alot of talking
23:24:00 <Soda> !top20
23:24:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. Zade(20169) 12. chookmagnet(19114) 13. SydneyCouple(17749) 14. BlackDevil(17735) 15. DoC(15398) 16. anotherirc3r(13077) 17. tisk(12551) 18. georgeandwell(12220) 19. JedStar(11546) 20. Pyro-(10616)
23:25:00 <Soda> theres alot of people on the list but me lol
23:25:00 <^bozoJim> yes I have I do a lot of talking in channel
23:25:00 <Cath^> lol SydneyCouple
23:25:00 <Soda> yeah me too ^bozoJim
23:25:00 <^bozoJim> and I am not very idle when i am on as I do like talking in here
23:25:00 <Soda> but im not sure where im on the list
23:25:00 <Soda> :/
23:25:00 <SydneyCouple> and behind her is a line of limp wasted fellas
23:26:00 <Cath^> you make me sound like a vamp
23:26:00 <Soda> isent it , connected to idents?
23:26:00 <^bozoJim> makes room for Cath^ to sit next to him
23:26:00 <SydneyCouple> vamps suck too don't they, just a different part of the body but suppose the result is very similar lol
23:27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi all
23:27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its me
23:27:00 <^bozoJim> nothing I am being the gentleman
23:27:00 <Cath^> ;)
23:27:00 <SydneyCouple> don't ask him how big it is cath ... jim still uses and old imperial ruler
23:27:00 <Skirmish> It's not that easy Jim. There is a lengthy selection criteria to meet to get on Cath^s good side.
23:28:00 <Cath^> i like imperial measure
23:28:00 <SydneyCouple> he measures in feet and inches .... this this mm thing
23:29:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that on most people the distance between your elbow and your wrist will be the length of your feet?
23:29:00 <Skirmish> True story.
23:29:00 <SydneyCouple> oddly enough the same cath ... can visualise sizes in imperial but not so much metric
23:30:00 <^bozoJim> same here
23:30:00 <Cath^> hehe
23:30:00 <SydneyCouple> and all the machines except the newer mill is all imperial so always working in thousands of an inch
23:35:00 <Cath^> Zade uses metric
23:36:00 <SydneyCouple> nah cath ... he tells everyone the size in inches but forgets the ruler is MM
23:36:00 <^bozoJim> lol
23:37:00 <Skirmish> You weren't impressed with his measurements SydneyCouple?
23:37:00 <SydneyCouple> and if you check the ruler it is an IRC ruler .... the graduations are marked very differently to a normal ruler
23:37:00 <Skirmish> Despite being online for over a decade on irc I have never once measured my doodle for a woman. Always just told her to find out first hand.
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Never taken a picture of my penis either.
23:39:00 <screws> must make your wife proud
23:39:00 <SydneyCouple> lol lol lol lol lol
23:40:00 <Skirmish> She's not an irc user so she doesn't know about the expectation and pressure put on met to display here.
23:40:00 <Cath^> lol
23:40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most women ive been with said i was xxlarge
23:40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> women like to be dominated
23:41:00 <SydneyCouple> cath ... stop trying to get him to measure it with the IRC ruler for you
23:41:00 <Cath^> no pressure or expectation from me
23:41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its just like saying womwn like confident men cos they like being dominated
23:41:00 <screws> the tough pressure put on you in irc Skirmish ... must get tough sometimes
23:41:00 <screws> dont let it get you down. press on. stiff upper lip old chap
23:41:00 <SydneyCouple> you know the one 1mm = 1 inch
23:41:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't even make sense. If you're going to try and troll me screws you need to get a LOT better at it.
23:42:00 <screws> that pressure from all the ladies for you to send penis Skirmish im just imagining it.
23:42:00 <screws> its as tho no one ever invented an /ignore switch
23:42:00 <Skirmish> Maybe if you weren't so angry all the time you wouldn't have to imagine it, you could experience it?
23:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
23:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> imagine it on the computer xhamster
23:43:00 <screws> yeh maybe
23:43:00 <screws> but then again
23:43:00 <screws> im happy how things are
23:43:00 <Skirmish> I don't expect you to understand screws. It's obviously something you have never faced.
23:43:00 <screws> i dont need girls to ask me to send me pics of my tick to feel a sense of validation
23:43:00 <screws> to send my dick pic*** even
23:43:00 <screws> mind you
23:43:00 <Cath^> can i see what makes you tick screws ? ;p
23:43:00 <screws> a month or two ago someone actually did
23:44:00 <screws> so whatevs
23:44:00 <screws> forgot about it
23:44:00 <screws> Cath^: you can see my dick :P
23:44:00 <Skirmish> I heard about that. It was a guy pretending to be a girl.
23:44:00 <Cath^>
23:44:00 <SydneyCouple> cath wants to see the tick and she wants it NOW
23:44:00 <screws> Skirmish: nice. high school comebacks again
23:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i havent done a shit today
23:45:00 <Cath^> seriously
23:45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
23:45:00 <SydneyCouple> guessing a tick is a very little _rick
23:45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im making a coffee
23:45:00 <Cath^> we don't need to know georgeandwell-alpha
23:46:00 <screws> georgeandwell-alpha: take medamucil
23:46:00 <Cath^> tick of approval
23:46:00 <screws> or talk to Skirmish - he can give anyone the shits lol
23:46:00 <Skirmish> Why are you always trying to suggest everyone has a small penis SydneyCouple?
23:46:00 <Cath^> who's typing?
23:47:00 <SydneyCouple> well most who find it necessary to try and convince people they don't know in a chat room, how big an appendage they have, usually DON'T
23:47:00 <screws> or they have other psychological issues that need addressing
23:47:00 <screws> okay guys its been a pleasure as usual
23:48:00 <Skirmish> Are you suggesting that screws has a tiny penis because he's a jew? Rude, but funny.
23:49:00 <SydneyCouple> the room was fun the other night. The wheels certainly fell off tonight
23:49:00 <Cath^> hmm
23:49:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
23:51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats the topic
23:51:00 <SydneyCouple> probably not a good idea to ask george to pick a topic after his recent post
23:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
23:52:00 <Cath^> well that's me done
23:52:00 <Cath^> nite
23:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
23:52:00 <SydneyCouple> nite cath
23:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lady
23:52:00 <SydneyCouple> doen't think we will be too far behind you
23:53:00 <SydneyCouple> lol
23:53:00 <SydneyCouple> just in case hey cath
23:54:00 <Cath^> yikes
23:54:00 <Cath^> ok cya
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