// #sydney — 2015-10-26
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00:00:00 <Lumeah> sup
00:00:00 <Cath^> not much
00:01:00 <Cath^> bout to go to bed
00:01:00 <breaker> lol
00:01:00 <breaker> ADSL1
00:01:00 <breaker> As if
00:01:00 <breaker> I'm on The NBN
00:01:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
00:02:00 <Cath^> hi Jen
00:02:00 <screws> hi Cath^
00:02:00 <Cath^> hi screws
00:02:00 <Cath^> hi rubber ducky
00:02:00 <Cath^> lol
00:03:00 <Cath^> breaker breaker
00:03:00 <breaker> Copy Cath^ copy copy copy
00:04:00 <screws> are we good Cath^
00:04:00 <Cath^> yes we are
00:04:00 <JedStar> evening Cath^
00:04:00 <Cath^> why wouldn't we be?
00:05:00 <Lumeah> nbn good?
00:05:00 <Cath^> hey JedStar
00:05:00 <breaker> So far yeah
00:05:00 <JedStar> how are you doing tonight??
00:07:00 <Cath^> yeah alright you?
00:07:00 <georgeandwell> im on nbn too
00:07:00 <georgeandwell> check me out
00:07:00 <Cath^> lol georgeandwell
00:08:00 <georgeandwell> looking for grl to crawl under blanket with me
00:10:00 <Cath^> good luck
00:10:00 <[Assad]> georgeandwell can you do a speed test?
00:11:00 <[Assad]> some peoples nbn isnt any faster because the copper from the exchange to your house is very old
00:12:00 <[Assad]> and can fill up with water whenever it rains
00:13:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hey All
00:13:00 <georgeandwell> nah im on fibre
00:13:00 <georgeandwell> but 12mb plan
00:13:00 <Cath^> hey SpanishGuy12
00:13:00 <georgeandwell> thats all i need
00:13:00 <SpanishGuy12> hey Cath^
00:19:00 <JenAndJerome> i need BABYGIRL
00:20:00 <JenAndJerome> NBN is shit
00:41:00 <JenAndJerome> irc is dead
00:41:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. boring
00:42:00 <JenAndJerome> ill brb
00:42:00 <JenAndJerome> restarting
00:42:00 <JenAndJerome> <3 u
00:49:00 <anotherirc3r> wb Jerome
00:49:00 <JenAndJerome> thanks <3
00:49:00 <JenAndJerome> i may be able to fix this i am hoping a good hope
00:49:00 <JenAndJerome> pollock i missed you
00:49:00 <breaker> Eat shit pedo
00:49:00 <anotherirc3r> are you on windows 10 now?
00:49:00 <Chris> fix what? lol
00:49:00 <JenAndJerome> no
00:49:00 <JenAndJerome> windows 8.1
00:50:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh, okay
00:50:00 <breaker> He still uses Win95
00:50:00 <JenAndJerome> windows 10 may be too much for it
00:50:00 <JenAndJerome> i do have a pc with windows 95 on it yes
00:51:00 <JenAndJerome> pollock when will you grow up?
00:51:00 <JenAndJerome> stop being a little bitch faggot?
00:51:00 <breaker> when you do.
00:51:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm going to listen to Offspring
00:51:00 <JenAndJerome> nice
00:51:00 <JenAndJerome> whole album?
00:52:00 <JenAndJerome> pollock you are older than me and more stupid and useless LOL
00:52:00 <JenAndJerome> you have no excuse pollock
00:52:00 <anotherirc3r> ya
00:52:00 <JenAndJerome> what album?
00:52:00 <anotherirc3r> Ixnay atm
00:54:00 <JenAndJerome> yes very good
00:54:00 <JenAndJerome> my fav
00:55:00 <anotherirc3r> same!
00:55:00 <JenAndJerome> i brb
00:55:00 <JenAndJerome> 1 more
01:08:00 <[Assad]> self drivingcars coupled with uber will be the next big thingfor investment
01:09:00 <BlackDevil> so is self masturbating units
01:09:00 <JedStar> lol
01:09:00 <JedStar> self masturbating unit
01:10:00 <BlackDevil> there is already 3d sex
01:20:00 <JenAndJerome> hello jen
01:20:00 <screws> hey
01:21:00 <screws> another plivent clone
01:21:00 <anotherirc3r> wb dearest
01:21:00 <anotherirc3r> clone?
01:21:00 <screws> oh yeh
01:21:00 <screws> this guy is a true son of a bitch
01:21:00 <screws> to the core
01:23:00 <JenAndJerome> hi darling
01:24:00 <screws> anotherirc3r: are you m/f
01:24:00 <anotherirc3r> why?
01:25:00 <screws> thought u were a dude
01:25:00 <anotherirc3r> fair enough
01:26:00 <JenAndJerome> screws its a guy
01:26:00 <JenAndJerome> 29.m.sydney
01:26:00 <screws> wrong again
01:27:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
01:27:00 <screws> JenAndJerome is dematerialissed
01:27:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:27:00 <screws> theyre not both in this channel but theyre both the same person
01:27:00 <anotherirc3r> you were right screws. i am a dude
01:28:00 <screws> and they will warm to you and talk to you like normal to gather as much info about you as possible
01:28:00 <screws> well you said dearest to a dude
01:28:00 <screws> just sayn
01:28:00 <screws> youre welcome for the heads up
01:28:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks then
01:29:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
01:29:00 <JenAndJerome> screws have you been to the shower yet?
01:30:00 <screws> no but when i do im gonna take a piss and pretend im doing it on you
01:30:00 <screws> 01:30 Sserenity coward
01:30:00 <anotherirc3r> i think he likes you Jerome
01:30:00 <screws> anotherirc3r: um. trust me
01:30:00 <anotherirc3r> who cares about Serenity?
01:31:00 <screws> good point
01:31:00 <anotherirc3r> unless you're another one of her little puppy dogs
01:32:00 <Chris> lol
01:33:00 <Chris> no one seems to like ur friend anotherirc3r ;p
01:33:00 <anotherirc3r> lol so it seems
01:34:00 <screws> because its plivent
01:34:00 <screws> hes well reknowned for his ways
01:34:00 <anotherirc3r> so are others
01:35:00 <screws> anotherirc3r: youre a girl :P
01:35:00 <screws> 01:35 Sserenity you have no point. anotherircer is a slapped out sti infected slag who hates me because i call her out for what she is. a dirty slut
01:36:00 <anotherirc3r> ahaha
01:36:00 <screws> 01:36 Sserenity it makes me married to my husband. not sleeping with 6 irc guys in one week giving them the clap ROFL
01:36:00 <anotherirc3r> says someone who has how many kids to how many different men?
01:37:00 <anotherirc3r> also, completely untrue lol
01:37:00 <anotherirc3r> got to love rumours
01:38:00 <screws> 01:37 Sserenity I have 2 i have always had 2 im always going to have 2 is that ok with you
01:38:00 <screws> she doesnt know im talking to you
01:38:00 <anotherirc3r> fair enough
01:38:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't think she's had a job before
01:40:00 <anotherirc3r> and she's definitely not educated
01:42:00 <JenAndJerome> i think he's gay
01:43:00 <anotherirc3r> who?
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> screws
01:43:00 <screws> yo
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> just ignore him
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> he's a gimp
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> he loves losers
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> he had sex with mandyjane of all ppl
01:43:00 <JenAndJerome> girls like her and serenity are pieces of shit
01:44:00 <breaker> nah he didnt root her
01:44:00 <anotherirc3r> no idea who mandyjane is but if she's anything like Serenity i wouldn't want to know her
01:44:00 <breaker> johninja did and screws got mad about it
01:44:00 <screws> huh
01:45:00 <Chris> !seen mandyjane
01:45:00 <StatsOP> I found 2 matches to your query (sorted): bruce mandyjane. bruce ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 212 days, 18 hours, 27 minutes ago stating (Quit: Bye).
01:45:00 <Chris> long gone it seems
01:46:00 <anotherirc3r> i feel like a newbie
01:49:00 <Chris> aww
01:49:00 <JenAndJerome> nah he did
01:49:00 <JenAndJerome> he fucked her
01:50:00 <JenAndJerome> she told me
01:52:00 <anotherirc3r> do you have a photo of her Jerome?
01:54:00 <screws> 01:52 Sserenity you've literally follow the basic book of being trolled screws
01:54:00 <screws> so apparently youre trolling me anotherirc3r :P
01:56:00 <JenAndJerome> yes jen I do
01:56:00 <JenAndJerome> screws are you talking to serenity now or something?
01:57:00 <screws> semi
01:57:00 <screws> you?
01:57:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
01:57:00 <anotherirc3r> what a moron
01:57:00 <breaker> mandyjane didnt tell you anything plivent you liar
01:57:00 <anotherirc3r> she can't even put together a coherent sentence
01:58:00 <screws> breaker: thank you
01:58:00 <breaker> the only story she told was what happened with johninja.. cause thats the only time she fucked someone from here
01:58:00 <breaker> plivent tells alllll kinds of lies about everyone
01:58:00 <screws> anotherirc3r: listen to me. if i say nothing else tonight that you remember, do not, i repeat, do not give JenAndJerome your address or phone number or anything like that if he asks
01:58:00 <screws> still cant believ she boned johnninja but neway
01:59:00 <JenAndJerome> no i dont talk to losers like serenity screws
01:59:00 <breaker> i cant believe she drove her car while stoned and had a her in the back
02:00:00 <breaker> AND.. crashed it
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> yep
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> she was drunk too
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> both of them were on the piss
02:00:00 <breaker> NO SHE WASNT YOU LIAR
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> because they were calling me
02:00:00 <breaker> eer caps
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> she was
02:00:00 <breaker> she was stoned
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> he was too
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> stoned and drunk
02:00:00 <breaker> and johninja was with her
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> i use to sell mandyjane weed i know her well
02:00:00 <breaker> you make up bullshit lies plkivent you fat cunt
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> she use to live near my old area
02:00:00 <JenAndJerome> i dont care what u think pollock
02:00:00 <breaker> liar
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> i know the story u dont
02:01:00 <breaker> she lives in qld
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> mandyjane is a fat pig
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> and so is johninja
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> now she does
02:01:00 <screws> breaker: didnt she try to feel up the cop too
02:01:00 <breaker> you lie all the time you faggot
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> before she lived in woolongong
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> and also newcastle
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> i use to live in newcastle
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> right near her
02:01:00 <breaker> you live in a fuckin maccas bin
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> charlestown
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> warners bay
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> yeh im using maccas free wifi man
02:01:00 <JenAndJerome> talking to you now
02:02:00 <JenAndJerome> from maccas bin at bondi beach
02:06:00 <beagle> jen can i have maccas
02:06:00 <beagle> cause i havent had food in many days
02:06:00 <beagle> jen
02:06:00 <beagle> why do you want anything from bin at bondi ?
02:07:00 <anotherirc3r> what? who are you?
02:07:00 <beagle> you really should let people know how cool some of shit i do is yourlisten/guy.beagle
02:08:00 <beagle> that sounds like real drumbs but its me on keyboard
02:08:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, right
02:08:00 <beagle> folks
02:08:00 <beagle> i ...
02:08:00 <anotherirc3r> you can't press the TAB key
02:08:00 <anotherirc3r> i get it now
02:08:00 <JenAndJerome> hahaha
02:08:00 <JenAndJerome> beagle
02:08:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
02:08:00 <JenAndJerome> beagle is a legend
02:09:00 <anotherirc3r> he is?
02:09:00 <anotherirc3r> sure is an interesting character..
02:09:00 <JenAndJerome> yes
02:09:00 <JenAndJerome> interesting character indeed
02:09:00 <JenAndJerome> not jewish either
02:09:00 <JenAndJerome> like screws
02:09:00 <JenAndJerome> screws the jew
02:10:00 <beagle> i played my crazy shit live in a sydney gay room
02:10:00 <beagle> <--- person there has rechargable batteries for his breathzlier
02:10:00 <beagle> oh well
02:11:00 <beagle> someone was sane,
02:11:00 <beagle> once
02:11:00 <screws> who is jew
02:11:00 <beagle> firve r
02:11:00 <beagle> fo du
02:11:00 <anotherirc3r> are you drunk beagle?
02:11:00 <JenAndJerome> you are screws
02:11:00 <JenAndJerome> you are jew
02:11:00 <beagle> never asked about you .
02:12:00 <anotherirc3r> umm, okay
02:12:00 <screws> are you talking about anotherirc3r ?
02:13:00 <beagle> why do you ask when things your mind fuck with asking ?
02:13:00 <JenAndJerome> beagle are you on drugs?
02:13:00 <beagle> no i wish you were cause then you'd shut fuck up !
02:14:00 <beagle> im hungry
02:14:00 <beagle> and i wish never
02:14:00 <anotherirc3r> munchies?
02:14:00 <beagle> to hear this pussy preaching from you.
02:15:00 <anotherirc3r> please continue beagle
02:15:00 <beagle> ive an idiot you .
02:15:00 <beagle> how about
02:15:00 <beagle> you talk
02:16:00 <beagle> for all of us ?
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> no
02:16:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm more interested in what you have to say
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> not for me
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> coz i dun haz bewbies
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> n she does
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> !
02:16:00 <beagle> im just too lonely to care ok
02:16:00 <Chickenosaurus> why're you lonely chad?
02:16:00 <anotherirc3r> is that his name?
02:17:00 <Chickenosaurus> every body has one
02:17:00 <anotherirc3r> well, yes
02:17:00 <screws> 02:14 Clarkson if he cheats on me or hits me I'll fuck him regardless of what he's brought me
02:17:00 <screws> 02:14 TheRiddler who the hell quoted that another?
02:18:00 <anotherirc3r> coming from someone who *cough* 'uses' an egg
02:19:00 <Chickenosaurus> ahaha
02:19:00 <Chickenosaurus> i like to say "egg" instead of using a swear word
02:19:00 <Chickenosaurus> :P
02:19:00 <screws> lol
02:19:00 <Chickenosaurus> and glib globbit from adventure time
02:19:00 <Chickenosaurus> lolz
02:19:00 <anotherirc3r> i could have used a more harsh word
02:19:00 <anotherirc3r> but i'm trying to be polite
02:20:00 <anotherirc3r> are you stalking me screws?
02:20:00 <Chickenosaurus> brb
02:20:00 <lx> 1,0 hb1,0 Chickenosaurus...
02:20:00 <screws> no?
02:20:00 <screws> maybe
02:21:00 <screws> 02:19 ActuallyHitler im not sure she gets to say anything about egg dildos tbh..
02:22:00 <anotherirc3r> can you please stop pasting what i say?
02:23:00 <anotherirc3r> if i wanted to chat to morons, i'd join melbourne
02:24:00 <screws> im at war with serenity and i just want her to make sure she knows where its at
02:24:00 <screws> sorry.
02:24:00 <screws> what youre saying is hilarious and better than anything i could say
02:24:00 <anotherirc3r> you're at war with Serenity?
02:24:00 <screws> for the most part newya
02:24:00 <anotherirc3r> why?
02:25:00 <breaker> hes always at war with her.. cause hes meant to be banned
02:25:00 <anotherirc3r> i'd consider it a compliment being banned from there
02:26:00 <screws> she thinks shes such top shit
02:26:00 <screws> i want her to make sure she knows she aint
02:26:00 <screws> and she also said u were troling me btw an di wante dto get to the bottom of that
02:26:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't troll
02:26:00 <JenAndJerome> jen doesn't troll ok
02:27:00 <anotherirc3r> so besides from being an uneducated, jobless, bogan you can add 'liar' to the list
02:28:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
02:28:00 <JenAndJerome> serenity should go to bed
02:28:00 <JenAndJerome> be a real mum
02:28:00 <JenAndJerome> i cant safely say my mum does not know what irc is
02:28:00 <anotherirc3r> come on Jerome.. you know that's asking a bit much
02:29:00 <anotherirc3r> she's just jealous because no one wants her
02:29:00 <anotherirc3r> not that i blame them
02:31:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
02:31:00 <JenAndJerome> her partner is online with her
02:31:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, well.. he had to settle because he's not much better
02:32:00 <JenAndJerome> they met on here
02:32:00 <anotherirc3r> did they get e-married too?
02:35:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
02:35:00 <JenAndJerome> nah they not married
02:35:00 <JenAndJerome> all her kids are bastards
02:35:00 <screws> by the way anotherirc3r
02:35:00 <screws> if you have had lots of sex
02:35:00 <screws> im not judging
02:35:00 <screws> at all
02:35:00 <screws> i think its okay for women to be free
02:35:00 <Chickenosaurus> "If life's a bitch I'm one of her two kids!"
02:36:00 <anotherirc3r> screws: protip. don't believe everything you see/hear
02:36:00 <JenAndJerome> he's jewish they are idiots
02:36:00 <Chickenosaurus> fucking xbox
02:37:00 <Chickenosaurus> I want to beat it with a brick.
02:37:00 <Chickenosaurus> :P
02:37:00 <Chickenosaurus> protip bro
02:37:00 <screws> true that
02:39:00 <JenAndJerome> georgeandwell is horny man
02:39:00 <JenAndJerome> he like black red chinese pussy
02:39:00 <screws> and you like men
02:40:00 <Chickenosaurus> and I like Mr. Men!
02:40:00 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahaha
02:40:00 <Chickenosaurus> ecept for Mr. Bottomfingers
02:40:00 <Chickenosaurus> :/
02:40:00 <screws> apparently serenity is in uni
02:40:00 <screws> she said earlier
02:40:00 <screws> studying what
02:40:00 <screws> finger painting
02:40:00 <Chickenosaurus> yer studying um
02:41:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> online
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> psychology
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> LOLOL
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> yer that's worth it for her
02:41:00 <anotherirc3r> how can someone as thick as that understand psychology?
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> she's missing out because it's online
02:41:00 <Chickenosaurus> she doesn't get to disect a brain
02:41:00 <anotherirc3r> i studied.. at a campus!
02:42:00 <Chickenosaurus> Well anotherirc3r, she didn't understand that most people study psychology because they are indecisive
02:42:00 <Chickenosaurus> Have no clue what they'd like to learn about
02:42:00 <Chickenosaurus> and drop out.
02:42:00 <Chickenosaurus> statistics yo
02:42:00 <anotherirc3r> i see
02:44:00 <screws> serenity hates everyone
02:45:00 <screws> who is not from melbourne and not a neo nazi
02:45:00 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
02:45:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
02:45:00 <Chickenosaurus> meanwhile in rural Western Australia serenity is washing herself in a tub, outside, that was made in 1892
02:46:00 <anotherirc3r> gross..
02:46:00 <anotherirc3r> poor neighbours
02:46:00 <screws> hahahahh
02:46:00 <Chickenosaurus> what neighbour?
02:46:00 <Chickenosaurus> ate them..
02:46:00 <Chickenosaurus> haha
02:46:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
02:48:00 <screws> "i wash myself with a rag on a stick" - serenity
02:48:00 <screws> --- ChanOP has banned *!*mibbit@*.iinet.net.au *** screws was kicked by ChanOP ((sobibor) Shower sheds to the left)
02:48:00 <screws> haha ouch
02:48:00 <anotherirc3r> HAHA
02:48:00 <anotherirc3r> who's that?
02:49:00 <screws> i wanna know
02:49:00 <screws> mibbit sobibor: No such nickname online.
02:49:00 <screws> how the hell
02:49:00 <anotherirc3r> no great loss
02:49:00 <screws> meh
02:49:00 <Chickenosaurus> I like when I get a *erotic nickname
02:49:00 <Chickenosaurus> ;)
02:49:00 <screws> still have here
02:49:00 <screws> so i hung out with a girl tonight
02:49:00 <screws> and this time i actualy like her
02:50:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
02:50:00 <Chickenosaurus> feel bad for last time
02:50:00 <Chickenosaurus> LOL!
02:50:00 <screws> hrm
02:50:00 <screws> not sure shes wrapped with me tho
02:51:00 <anotherirc3r> why?
02:52:00 <screws> she didnt make out with me at the end
02:53:00 <anotherirc3r> and that's why she's apparently not 'wrapped with you'?
02:55:00 <JenAndJerome> lol
03:13:00 <beagle> probably cause i have no body n no body wants me
03:13:00 <anotherirc3r> wb beagle
03:13:00 <beagle> you can have that faggot wayne you sent here
03:13:00 <anotherirc3r> ..
03:13:00 <anotherirc3r> okay
03:15:00 <anotherirc3r> ninights
03:15:00 <anotherirc3r> have a lovely week people
03:21:00 <Chickenosaurus> the week can go to hell hell hell!
03:21:00 <Chickenosaurus> xD
03:26:00 <Bastardly_One> stfujosh
03:26:00 <Bastardly_One> + space
03:27:00 <Chickenosaurus> lol
08:44:00 <cgodfx> morning yall
09:39:00 <Exo> Morning ladies
09:42:00 <Sara-Serina> morning
09:42:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
09:43:00 <chookmagnet> never been called a lady
09:43:00 <chookmagnet> lady hole mmmmmmmm yeah
09:43:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
09:44:00 <chookmagnet> finally getting much needed rest
09:45:00 <Exo> What treat
09:45:00 <Sara-Serina> wierdly i slept til the alarm he was up at 5:45
09:45:00 <Exo> Rest
09:45:00 <Exo> U should be printing mugs !
09:45:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
09:46:00 <Sara-Serina> ok igot my taylor swift craving under control
09:46:00 <Sara-Serina> her new song is awesome
09:47:00 <Sara-Serina> mp3 [a: 1989 / s: 09 wildest dreams] [5m21s /224kbps]
09:47:00 <Exo> Oh gawd
09:47:00 <Sara-Serina> im stuck wth radio...
09:48:00 <Sara-Serina> so guess which songs constantly on
09:48:00 <Sara-Serina> ill brb
09:49:00 <chookmagnet> Exo i did a mug at 6 am
09:50:00 <chookmagnet> nothing else on order
09:50:00 <BeanieBabie> nuts
09:51:00 <Sara-Serina> ok
09:51:00 <Sara-Serina> i had to reload irc :S
09:54:00 <Sara-Serina> ty
09:54:00 <Exo> just a mug?
09:59:00 <Exo> http://www.theladbible.com/articles/someone-dressed-up-as-an-owl-has-been-terrifying-people-at-an-abandoned-hospital
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> what an idiot
10:15:00 <chookmagnet> a mug
10:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ohay Glenn
10:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Did you take the hovercraft for a hoon this weekend?
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> Glenn that task is best left to another
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> A frined has his own mowers
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> 2 ride ons
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> friend too
10:48:00 <Exo> Glenn is a millionaire yet cuts the grass on his massive estate by himself
10:48:00 <chookmagnet> he may be a Miilionaire but has he Royal bloodlines?
10:49:00 <chookmagnet> I'm a Royal PITA
10:49:00 <chookmagnet> ask my family
10:49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wowzers you either used scissors or have a big lawn
10:49:00 <Sara-Serina> bbiab
10:49:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
10:50:00 <chookmagnet> Glenn got any properties to rent out?
10:50:00 <cgodfx> Glenn
10:50:00 <cgodfx> chookmagnet
10:50:00 <chookmagnet> cgodfx
10:50:00 <cgodfx> Exo
10:50:00 <cgodfx> wifey
10:50:00 <Exo> Morning cgfx
10:50:00 <Exo> glenn has several properties in melb and syd
10:50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> cgodfx hey babe
10:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Damn Glenn wanna be my sugar daddy
10:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Just let me ride the hovercraft tbh
10:51:00 <cgodfx> hunny, now now
10:51:00 <Exo> Hahaha
10:52:00 <chookmagnet> to rent out Exo
10:53:00 <chookmagnet> I'm not interested in what he owns apart from a rental property
10:54:00 <cgodfx> i own 2 industrial properties...
10:54:00 <cgodfx> go me
11:00:00 <chookmagnet> what he has in his bank is nothing to do with me :P
11:02:00 <Exo> He could rent u a place at a better price :p
11:08:00 <cgodfx> sounds like a want to have a picnic
11:08:00 <chookmagnet> i prefer plain chocolate cgodfx
11:08:00 <chookmagnet> if I am allowed
11:08:00 <cgodfx> lulz
11:09:00 <chookmagnet> glenn where at?
11:09:00 <chookmagnet> Glenn
11:09:00 <chookmagnet> oops
11:09:00 <chookmagnet> missed the tab
11:10:00 <chookmagnet> umm pass
11:10:00 <chookmagnet> bit too far
11:10:00 <chookmagnet> was hoping around the sydney region
11:10:00 <chookmagnet> thamks :)
11:10:00 <chookmagnet> thanks too
11:15:00 <cgodfx> 400meters of uniterrupted lake frontage in sydney? lol
11:15:00 <cgodfx> good one chookmagnet :P
11:22:00 <chookmagnet> only if i can Tag a turd and see if it pops up close to home
11:22:00 <chookmagnet> a location beacon
11:23:00 <chookmagnet> no
11:23:00 <chookmagnet> just a house with a decent sized yard and garage
11:23:00 <chookmagnet> lake in sydney = mosquito swamp
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: afk] [34m52s]
11:32:00 <Exo> Nasty
11:38:00 <Lumeah> Sup
11:39:00 <chookmagnet> looks like I have to win lotto or overthrow the Monarchy
11:39:00 <chookmagnet> pffffffft on both
11:40:00 <Lumeah> Sup
11:41:00 <Lumeah> So do i.
11:42:00 <Lumeah> Just get up Pyro-?
11:55:00 <Pyro-> yeah about 10
11:55:00 <Lumeah> *nods
11:55:00 <cowboy> mornin all
11:55:00 <Pyro-> just showered, now have to go to the real estate quickly and try get something to eat on the way to work 3.5hours early :P
11:56:00 <Pyro-> hi cowboy
11:56:00 <Lumeah> Bacon egg roll
11:57:00 <Lumeah> Im home. Gonna physio
11:57:00 <cowboy> gday pyro & lumeah
11:57:00 <Lumeah> Hi cowboy
11:57:00 <cowboy> the suburb ?
11:57:00 <cowboy> just down the road :D
11:57:00 <Lumeah> No
11:57:00 <Lumeah> :p
11:57:00 <cowboy> oh
11:57:00 <cowboy> lol
11:58:00 <Lumeah> I didn't know about the suburb
11:58:00 <cowboy> green valley i think
11:58:00 <Lumeah> K
11:58:00 <cowboy> near miller
11:59:00 <Lumeah> Oh right
11:59:00 <cowboy> went to high school there
11:59:00 <chookmagnet> miller *gasp*
11:59:00 <cowboy> at miller
11:59:00 <Lumeah> Lol
11:59:00 <chookmagnet> miller jail
11:59:00 <cowboy> 1st class evere to go there
11:59:00 <cowboy> lol
11:59:00 <cowboy> yeah thats the 1
11:59:00 <cowboy> lo9l
12:00:00 <cowboy> -9
12:00:00 <Lumeah> Typical
12:00:00 <cowboy> they were building canley high at the time
12:00:00 <chookmagnet> head stills aches from teachers smacking it against brick walls
12:00:00 <cowboy> 2nd form there
12:01:00 <cowboy> head class all the way through
12:01:00 <chookmagnet> Cement everywhere to fall on
12:01:00 <cowboy> miller or canley ?
12:01:00 <cowboy> or both ?
12:01:00 <chookmagnet> miller
12:01:00 <chookmagnet> the quadrangle
12:02:00 <cowboy> yup
12:02:00 <cowboy> remember it
12:02:00 <cowboy> and when was it built ?
12:02:00 <cowboy> bout 64 - 65 ?
12:03:00 <cowboy> roughly
12:04:00 <cowboy> lumeah is out that way isnt it ?
12:04:00 <cowboy> or am i wrong ?
12:04:00 <cowboy> again lol
12:05:00 <chookmagnet> Lurnea you are thinking of
12:05:00 <chookmagnet> up hoxton park road near the hume lights
12:06:00 <chookmagnet> Lumeah is Macarthur Region
12:06:00 <chookmagnet> a class up from Minto
12:06:00 <chookmagnet> :P
12:06:00 <cowboy> yup
12:06:00 <cowboy> youre right
12:07:00 <cowboy> alzheimers is settin in lol
12:07:00 <chookmagnet> all i do is remember
12:07:00 <chookmagnet> not total recall
12:08:00 <cowboy> dont get out that way much these days
12:08:00 <chookmagnet> back to 4 years
12:08:00 <chookmagnet> not much out liverpool way
12:08:00 <chookmagnet> keep heading south :o)
12:08:00 <cowboy> work - home -work - home -work - home -
12:08:00 <cowboy> etc
12:09:00 <cowboy> sister in law used to have a place out near rigby
12:10:00 <cowboy> rigby is right ?
12:10:00 <cowboy> ex sister in law
12:11:00 <cowboy> used to sometimes go out to the cross-roads for breakfast
12:15:00 <cowboy> anyway - just thought id pop in to say gday - stuff to do - bbl :)
12:43:00 <chookmagnet> ok cowboy
12:43:00 <chookmagnet> take it easy
12:43:00 <chookmagnet> Julie
12:43:00 <Julie> chookmagnet
12:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Huklo
12:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
13:01:00 <thestig> hello
13:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's crackin
13:01:00 <thestig> not much man how are u
13:02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peachy n u
13:03:00 <thestig> good good
13:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good stuff
13:21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Anyway
13:21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Now my phone's stopped being retarded
13:21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Anything exciting going on?
13:34:00 <chookmagnet> Blitzkrieg
13:34:00 <chookmagnet> haha
13:34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
13:35:00 <chookmagnet> first time I got online with my phone I got a request to dowload software
13:35:00 <chookmagnet> for a fee
13:35:00 <chookmagnet> I clicked no and porn popped up
13:35:00 <chookmagnet> hahahahaha
13:35:00 <chookmagnet> email Blitzkrieg
13:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha nice
13:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Alright I'll have a looksie shortly
13:37:00 <chookmagnet> oooooooooh
13:38:00 <chookmagnet> a storm heading this way
13:43:00 <Sara-Serina> i think so here too
13:43:00 <Sara-Serina> i got a change of weather headache
13:43:00 <chookmagnet> bbl
13:43:00 <lx> 1,0 No probs1,0 chookmagnet...
15:02:00 <Exo> What do u meannnn
15:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shots!
15:50:00 <cgodfx> mmmm shots
15:53:00 <BlackDevil> i love doing shots
16:46:00 <Cath^> ask Glenn
16:47:00 <Cath^> hi Glenn
16:47:00 <jigsaw> glenn
16:47:00 <jigsaw> hi cath, caught you at last, wheres me pot o gold?
16:47:00 <jigsaw> oops
16:47:00 <jigsaw> whats a good open source smtp server
16:47:00 <jigsaw> i need to join a nerdy linux group
16:48:00 <jigsaw> claim yes, but..
16:49:00 <Cath^> full of nerds!
16:49:00 <jigsaw> google yes, but i need testimony ;)
17:00:00 <Cath^> wb
17:02:00 <Cath^> np laters
18:05:00 <Exo> Howdy glen
18:28:00 <Sara-Serina> hey
18:29:00 <Sara-Serina> god some people are thick
18:30:00 <Sara-Serina> nah not u
18:30:00 <Sara-Serina> idiot fan of bsb asking if a fan page is connected to them
18:30:00 <Sara-Serina> well the about says that its a fan page
18:33:00 <Sara-Serina> its like fkin idiots dont read the about section
18:35:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
19:32:00 <Cath^> howdy
19:39:00 <Sara-Serina> hiya
19:40:00 <Cath^> hi Sara-Serina
19:40:00 <Cath^> where is everyone?
19:42:00 <Sara-Serina> no clue
19:42:00 <Sara-Serina> ive been on the phone trying to figure out where my friends funeral will be
19:43:00 <Cath^> sorry to hear
19:43:00 <Sara-Serina> 3rd person inthe space of 5 months
19:43:00 <Cath^> :/
19:43:00 <Sara-Serina> this one was 40
19:43:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
19:43:00 <Sara-Serina> heart attack
19:43:00 <Sara-Serina> and her dad is going through chemo
19:44:00 <Cath^> that's terrible
19:44:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
19:50:00 <Cath^> hi Glenn
19:51:00 <Cath^> we had a storm for about 15 min today
19:52:00 <Cath^> blackout at work for a few seconds
19:57:00 <Cath^> yeah lucky mine was ok
19:58:00 <Perseus_> :)
19:59:00 <Cath^> hi Perseus_
20:00:00 <Cath^> hmm weather's gone sh!t again
20:00:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:00:00 <Exo> Evening friends
20:01:00 <Chris> n e
20:01:00 <Cath^> oh my
20:01:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
20:01:00 <Cath^> n e Chris wanna?
20:01:00 <Chris> Ya
20:01:00 <Cath^> lap dance?
20:01:00 <Perseus_> hello
20:01:00 <grem> any
20:02:00 <Cath^> Chris!!
20:02:00 <Perseus_> thinking whether i can still go to the gym tonight or not
20:02:00 <Perseus_> :P
20:02:00 <Chris> Cath!!!
20:02:00 <Perseus_> better make up my mind soon :\
20:02:00 <Cath^> sheesh
20:03:00 <Cath^> show me your abs and I will make up your mind for you ;p
20:03:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
20:03:00 <Perseus_> :P
20:03:00 <Chris> Perseus_, why bother, just sit on couch and eat KFC
20:03:00 <Cath^> you're welcome Sara-Serina
20:03:00 <Perseus_> cant you aren't in sydney :P
20:03:00 <Cath^> oh hells yes I am
20:04:00 <Cath^> I'll take one for the team
20:04:00 <Perseus_> oh crap
20:04:00 <Perseus_> :\
20:04:00 <Cath^> if I must lol
20:04:00 <Cath^> a pic will be fine
20:04:00 <Perseus_> i mean i am in the blue mountains :P yeh that will do it
20:05:00 <Cath^> hmm
20:05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:06:00 <Chris> I think i put on more weight
20:06:00 <Chris> i can barely get off toilet now
20:07:00 <Chris> ;/
20:07:00 <Chris> actually my poo poo smells like KFC
20:08:00 <Cath^> Perseus_ pic or gtfo and your butt to the gym
20:08:00 <Chris> haha, Cath and her pics
20:09:00 <Chris> NO ONES PICS ON IRC ARE REAL
20:09:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
20:10:00 <Cath^> yeah mine must be fake
20:10:00 <Chris> :(
20:10:00 <Cath^> lol
20:10:00 <Cath^> where fore art thou Exo??
20:10:00 <Chris> haha Glenn
20:11:00 <Cath^> tisk tisk Glenn ;p
20:11:00 <Chris> Maybe it wa just a bad hair day for him
20:12:00 <Chris> haha
20:13:00 <Cath^> dishevelled is in ok
20:13:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:13:00 <Chris> Cath i lied about my weight :(
20:13:00 <Cath^> overestimated?
20:14:00 <Chris> IM FATTER THAN I SAID :(
20:15:00 <Chris> im FAtFred
20:15:00 <Cath^> phat!
20:15:00 <Cath^> I like it
20:15:00 <Cath^> show me your forearms
20:16:00 <Cath^> lol
20:16:00 <Cath^> yes!
20:16:00 <Cath^> off to the gym like a good boy
20:16:00 <Cath^> I pushed him out the door ;)
20:16:00 <Chris> http://www.donpixel.com/play/060801192043/
20:16:00 <Chris> FatFred game
20:17:00 <Cath^> fail
20:20:00 <Cath^> Zade!
20:20:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
20:20:00 <Zade> how are you?
20:21:00 <Cath^> good thanks you?
20:21:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta
20:21:00 <Zade> whats been happening?
20:21:00 <Cath^> usual work
20:21:00 <Cath^> miss you
20:22:00 <Zade> i am getting close to beating bozojim in stats i reckon
20:22:00 <Cath^> lol
20:22:00 <Cath^> woot!
20:22:00 <Chris> Zade, do u want hm to commit suicide?
20:22:00 <Zade> i think he is worried anyway
20:22:00 <Cath^> hehe
20:23:00 <Cath^> he'll up his game now sheesh
20:23:00 <Zade> i shall let him beat me by 1 word so he wont
20:23:00 <Chris> lol
20:23:00 <Chris> good man
20:23:00 <Zade> hello Chris
20:23:00 <Chris> Hihi
20:23:00 <Cath^> aww so considerate
20:23:00 <Zade> i know right
20:24:00 <Chris> Hi Nat!!!
20:24:00 <Zade> so how is work Cath^?
20:25:00 <Cath^> had a blackout today
20:25:00 <Zade> oh
20:25:00 <Zade> as in power?
20:25:00 <Cath^> but good apart from that
20:26:00 <Cath^> how bout yours?
20:26:00 <Zade> after my mini meltdown awahile ago its ok
20:27:00 <Cath^> quarter life crisis ;p
20:27:00 <Zade> well this is true
20:27:00 <Zade> ibiza fixed me up though
20:27:00 <Cath^> hehe
20:27:00 <Cath^> nice
20:27:00 <Zade> ii even have great tanlines for the summer
20:27:00 <Cath^> sheesh
20:28:00 <Cath^> I need to get a fake tan
20:28:00 <Cath^> and get a fake irc pic
20:28:00 <Cath^> lol
20:29:00 <Cath^> Chris reckons irc pics are fake
20:29:00 <Chris> Jimmmmmmmmmm
20:29:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Chris
20:29:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozoJim
20:29:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
20:30:00 <Zade> my first day and i got sunburnt at ushuaia
20:30:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
20:30:00 <Chris> Cath, last pic i got of some chic on Irc was in fact Anne Hathaway
20:30:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
20:30:00 <Cath^> lol
20:31:00 <Chris> she even had guys threating each other over her
20:31:00 <Cath^> hilarious
20:31:00 <Cath^> including you?
20:32:00 <Chris> Nah... this was before she was a huge star, but was still a known actress
20:32:00 <Cath^> rightio
20:32:00 <Zade> Cath^ and i are stars, ever heard of cam4?
20:32:00 <Chris> took months for guys to realise they had been conned ;p
20:33:00 <Zade> watch it ^bozoJim i am catching up to you
20:34:00 <Lumeah> Sup
20:34:00 <Lumeah> Hi zady
20:34:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
20:34:00 <Lumeah> Heard from piety?
20:34:00 <Zade> nope
20:34:00 <Zade> yourself?
20:34:00 <Chris> Zade, yeah the old Cam kinda is always on the blink hey
20:35:00 <Cath^> hi Lumeah
20:35:00 <Cath^> n e
20:35:00 <Zade> lol
20:35:00 <Cath^> n e georgeandwell
20:35:00 <Lumeah> Yeah he's got a woman..
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:35:00 <^bozoJim> laughing out loud Zade
20:35:00 <Chris> georges Cam never works
20:35:00 <^bozoJim> !place Zade
20:35:00 <StatsOP> Zade is on place #14 out of 209.
20:35:00 <Zade> n e georgeandwell wanna hook l8er for a good time
20:36:00 <^bozoJim> ok you are Zade I hiope you cna catch me
20:36:00 <Cath^> !place jigsaw
20:36:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
20:36:00 <StatsOP> jigsaw is on place #22 out of 209.
20:36:00 <Lumeah> Hi
20:36:00 <Cath^> !place ^bozoJim
20:36:00 <StatsOP> ^bozojim is on place #2 out of 209.
20:36:00 <^bozoJim> I got my new Braille computer today from the US and I have enough stuff from my spares to use it
20:36:00 <Cath^> 😨
20:37:00 <Chris> hey Lumeah, are u a nice chatter?
20:37:00 <^bozoJim> I am waiting on a new power supply from Sydney to power it yp
20:37:00 <^bozoJim> up
20:37:00 <Cath^> !top10
20:37:00 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(86506) 2. ^bozojim(53875) 3. Tisk(51091) 4. shadsam(42675) 5. beagle(35064) 6. nate(34149) 7. Sara-Serina(33622) 8. Glenn(33408) 9. goddess_of_Cath^(28722) 10. Kezzie(25060)
20:37:00 <Zade> 6 7 and 8 are pretty close
20:38:00 <^bozoJim> look at that the numer of words I am doing just keeps climbing not as fast as some night but they are climbing
20:38:00 <Cath^> you all talk too much
20:38:00 <Zade> true Cath^
20:38:00 <Cath^> !place Chris
20:38:00 <StatsOP> Chris is on place #11 out of 209.
20:38:00 <Zade> helloo Glenn
20:38:00 <Chris> Ok Glenn
20:38:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Glenn :)
20:40:00 <Chris> Cath is it humid at ur place?
20:40:00 <^bozoJim> It is cold here tonight we only made 14C here today
20:41:00 <Cath^> lol Chris
20:41:00 <Cath^> um it's wet
20:41:00 <^bozoJim> and I noticed something that US priority postal to Australia takes longer than standard posting from the US
20:42:00 <Chris> Im sweating like a pig but temp is 19 deg humidily 85%
20:42:00 <Cath^> raining here
20:42:00 <Cath^> where are you?
20:42:00 <Chris> Cath, ohh
20:42:00 <Chris> I told you remember
20:42:00 <Cath^> still there?
20:42:00 <Chris> Yup
20:42:00 <Zade> U.S always seems to take 10-14 days for mail
20:42:00 <Cath^> kk
20:42:00 <Cath^> is it raining there?
20:43:00 <^bozoJim> yes true this took 14 days as well
20:43:00 <Chris> nah
20:43:00 <^bozoJim> and took longer to get from Sydney to here than it did travelling to 5 states in the US
20:43:00 <Cath^> weird day today was meant to be 31
20:43:00 <Chris> They got bullet trains Jim?
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> who?
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> teh US possible
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> we have no trains here in Tassie
20:44:00 <Chris> Yeah US
20:44:00 <Chris> no trains? wtf
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> tassie has not had passenger trains for over 35 years
20:45:00 <Zade> not even between hobart and lonnie?
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> nope
20:45:00 <Zade> wow
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> not one passenger train anymore
20:45:00 <Zade> i guess no trams then
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> it is all car or coach
20:45:00 <Chris> yikes
20:45:00 <Zade> most places are going back to trams
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> here where I am on teh west coast and 260km from Hobart we have a bus to Hobart twice a week atm
20:46:00 <^bozoJim> on a tuesday and thursday
20:46:00 <Chris> Tasmania is never mentioned on the news when i watch it haha
20:46:00 <^bozoJim> and no I have not grown another head out from my shoulders
20:47:00 <Zade> i think more people live in my suburb than the whole of tassie
20:47:00 <^bozoJim> at teh mines teh train drivers get paid $100 an hour
20:47:00 <Chris> haha Glenn, maybe they will get driverless trains etc like the mining industy is now
20:47:00 <^bozoJim> we have just over half a million as population in Tassie
20:47:00 <Zade> think i read a tram driver gets 100 k
20:48:00 <Zade> a year\
20:48:00 <^bozoJim> and if it is the Northeast rail line work about 70% of the trains as the rest are cancelled due to train faults or track problems
20:48:00 <Zade> i want a pay rise, Cath^ we might have to take off more clothing for cam4
20:48:00 <^bozoJim> get to work book on, find you cannot drive your train go home and stay on full pay
20:49:00 <Chris> im in the wrong profession :(
20:50:00 <Zade> the bigger the tram the more you get paid though?
20:50:00 <^bozoJim> on standard gauge they have 3 train sets, two in use a day and oen is always out getting serviced and had to put four locomotives on standard as the locos get bashed around a lot and the locos are more problems than the carriages
20:50:00 <^bozoJim> that is on freight trains or use to be
20:51:00 <^bozoJim> but now the new locos are all computer controlled and the art of driving has been lost
20:51:00 <^bozoJim> I remember when I was young, yes I was many many years ago when we still had steam trains
20:52:00 <^bozoJim> that if the railway staff had an issue instead of going on strike tey would not sell tickets or sell everyone a childs ticket
20:52:00 <^bozoJim> thak you Chris
20:53:00 <^bozoJim> but then if a brawl broke out on board the guard, porter and driver would deal with it with soem biffo and thrwoing them off the train
20:54:00 <^bozoJim> and the trains had no air conditioning save doors and windows open with the smell of cast iron brake blocks in summer
20:54:00 <Chris> Red rattlers?
20:54:00 <^bozoJim> I grew up in SA
20:55:00 <Zade> its quicker for me to ride my bike to work than get a tram or drive
20:55:00 <^bozoJim> red hens, dog boxes, brill cars
20:55:00 <^bozoJim> and centenary cars that were usually steam hauled
20:55:00 <^bozoJim> or had a 900 class loco pulling them
20:56:00 <Zade> so you had a big farm then ^bozoJim?
20:56:00 <Chris> ahh right
20:56:00 <Zade> i lived on a farm and had red hens
20:56:00 <^bozoJim> use to love putting hsi head out the window of the centenary car and having a 520 class or 620 class pulling us and gettign covered in soot
20:57:00 <^bozoJim> and they have packers at those train stations too Glenn packing in as many as they can?
20:58:00 <^bozoJim> now in SA they are electrifying the railways
20:58:00 <^bozoJim> ok thank you Glenn
20:58:00 <^bozoJim> and are putting tram lines back in after ripping them up in the sixties
20:59:00 <Zade> ^bozoJim are you a trainspotter?
20:59:00 <^bozoJim> what would give you that idea Zade, ;aughing out loud
20:59:00 <^bozoJim> yes true Glenn
21:00:00 <^bozoJim> some trains with their computer brake over rides in the wet with wheel slip control would slide straight through
21:00:00 <^bozoJim> or they woudl stop on the bark in full emergency brake throwing people everywhere
21:01:00 <^bozoJim> Metro gives orders to change stopping sequence to make up time back to melbourne to stop getting fined
21:02:00 <Zade> they probably just dont stop int he bad suburbs
21:02:00 <^bozoJim> when we first got our 3000 and 3100 class trains, well buses on wheels tehy use to slide through stations in the wet or if there was oil on the track
21:03:00 <^bozoJim> if a wheel was spinning at a differnt speed to the rest the computer would take the brakes off and wait til all sets were atthe same speed before reapplying
21:03:00 <^bozoJim> and this woudl continue til it stopped
21:04:00 <^bozoJim> yes true Glenn I do not mind standing on Melbourne trains with my dog between my legs
21:05:00 <^bozoJim> and one day going abck to pakenham we had this guy want to get on the train with his 4 wheel scooter with a shopping traolley basket on teh back
21:05:00 <^bozoJim> and it was too long to get in the vestibule
21:05:00 <^bozoJim> and wanted us to wait for him to get passengerds out from behind the driver tio give him priority seating
21:06:00 <^bozoJim> driver told him he was over size and shorten it to fit
21:06:00 <^bozoJim> yes the new siemensa dn Alstrom ones you can see right through teh 3 car set
21:07:00 <^bozoJim> I agree Glenn
21:07:00 <^bozoJim> in China?
21:07:00 <^bozoJim> wow
21:07:00 <Chris> not wheelchair friendly hey
21:07:00 <^bozoJim> not at all
21:08:00 <^bozoJim> At Albury the train sits 12 inches above the platform despite it was suppose to be set to be level with the carriage
21:08:00 <Chris> sydney rail network is not wheelchair friendly, most disabled ppl cant even gt onto a platform
21:08:00 <Zade> albury is a shithole i dont think it matters
21:09:00 <^bozoJim> I know Glenn the gaps at some places are too wide
21:09:00 <Chris> lol Zade
21:09:00 <^bozoJim> I saw a kid go between platform and railcar in Adeliade one day
21:10:00 <^bozoJim> and the passenger service assistants were panicking the train will move and run over it
21:10:00 <Zade> all stations in singapore the platform is behind sliding glass walls, and trains every 4 minutes all day
21:10:00 <^bozoJim> yes platform one is one of the longest
21:10:00 <Cath^> wow we're still on trains
21:10:00 <Zade> toot toot Cath^
21:10:00 <Cath^> lol
21:10:00 <Chris> boring you cath? ;p
21:11:00 <^bozoJim> and the driver went in threw the park and emercency brake and he and i pulled the kid up the way he fell down
21:11:00 <^bozoJim> kid was fine as the engines of the 2000 class power cars are protected
21:11:00 <Zade> we could chat about cars
21:11:00 <Zade> i have a car
21:11:00 <^bozoJim> shuts up
21:11:00 <Cath^> no I went out and came back and you were still on the same topic
21:11:00 <^bozoJim> !stat ^bozoJim
21:11:00 <StatsOP> ^bozojim: 54719 words, 259713 letters, 135 smilies, time wasted: 5 weeks 2 days 18 hours 53 minutes .
21:12:00 <Chris> haha Cath
21:12:00 <Cath^> I smile more so nerr!
21:12:00 <Chris> we can spice it up a bit, like when peole have sex on trains?
21:12:00 <Zade> well this onetime when i was on a train
21:13:00 <Zade> i copped a handie
21:13:00 <Cath^> you really don't wanna swab those seats
21:13:00 <Cath^> lol Zade
21:13:00 <grem> this one time, on train camp..
21:14:00 <Zade> it was late at night not many people ont he train and it was an ex i was seeing at the time
21:14:00 <Zade> so it was not a stranger
21:14:00 <Cath^> that makes it ok :)
21:14:00 <Zade> yep
21:14:00 <Chris> haha
21:14:00 <Zade> altough a stranger makes me wanna catch a train right now
21:14:00 <Cath^> lol
21:14:00 <grem> what was the ex
21:14:00 <grem> name? Randy?
21:15:00 <Zade> grem from memory
21:15:00 <Cath^> a hand apparently
21:15:00 <Chris> lots of women compalin that men rub up against them on trains here
21:15:00 <grem> nice
21:15:00 <Zade> lol j/k
21:15:00 <Cath^> never happened to me
21:16:00 <Cath^> nor have I seen anyone fapping
21:16:00 <Zade> my dick was grabbed on a tram
21:16:00 <Zade> i was looking out the window of his crowded tram
21:16:00 <Zade> all of a sudden i felt this hand on my dick
21:16:00 <Chris> no one taking pics up ur dress?
21:16:00 <Cath^> you have all the luck Zade
21:17:00 <Zade> it was a mate
21:17:00 <Cath^> was it your Hahndorf?
21:17:00 <Cath^> hand too
21:17:00 <Zade> lucky i didnt get a boner str8 away
21:17:00 <Cath^> lol
21:17:00 <Cath^> such control
21:17:00 <Zade> actually for the first second it was bit of a shock
21:18:00 <Cath^> is this really happening moment lol
21:18:00 <Zade> after the 2 nd second i thought think isaw this in a porno once
21:18:00 <Zade> third second was like dont get hard
21:19:00 <Cath^> lol
21:19:00 <Zade> fourth was when i saw my mate
21:19:00 <Cath^> wow took you four seconds
21:19:00 <Cath^> some mate lol
21:19:00 <Zade> guess i was kinda enjoying it
21:20:00 <Cath^> is that it?
21:20:00 <Zade> yeah thats the story
21:20:00 <Zade> i didnt cum
21:20:00 <Cath^> lol
21:20:00 <Cath^> noted
21:20:00 <Zade> cool
21:21:00 <Zade> not lets get back to cam4
21:21:00 <Zade> now
21:21:00 <Cath^> kk
21:21:00 <^bozoJim> one night coming home late on the XPT we had a guy fapping he was caught and thrown off the train at the next stop
21:21:00 <Zade> i didnt know you smoked
21:21:00 <Cath^> I don't
21:21:00 <Zade> me either
21:21:00 <Cath^> lolz
21:22:00 <Zade> unless when i am on a night out
21:22:00 <Zade> or in ibiza
21:22:00 <Cath^> Sif fap on the xpt sheesh
21:22:00 <^bozoJim> teh lights had just gone out and we were out of seymour
21:22:00 <^bozoJim> the Albury crew walk the train constantly
21:23:00 <Zade> i went to boarding school, any alone time you would fap
21:23:00 <^bozoJim> caught this guy and threw him off at Euroa
21:23:00 <Cath^> lol
21:23:00 <Chris> I dont blame him, last time i got the XPT i was bored out of my mind
21:23:00 <^bozoJim> and another time, this guy thought it would be fun to try to rob me as i was blind
21:24:00 <^bozoJim> well i defended myself into the hands of the train manager and senior PSA
21:24:00 <Chris> How much money did u have Jim?
21:24:00 <^bozoJim> police were called and he was found rather battered in the luggage van
21:25:00 <^bozoJim> not a lot I hardly carry money travelling
21:25:00 <Chris> ohh
21:25:00 <Cath^> you battered him?
21:25:00 <^bozoJim> and something about he tried to escape out a locled door and injured himself
21:25:00 <^bozoJim> i pushed him off of me
21:25:00 <^bozoJim> I let the Albury crew deal with him
21:26:00 <Cath^> the Albury crew sounds rough
21:26:00 <Cath^> do they have security on these trains!
21:26:00 <Cath^> ?
21:26:00 <^bozoJim> just keep their trains in order
21:27:00 <^bozoJim> no need Albury do that
21:27:00 <Cath^> kk
21:27:00 <Cath^> Albury style
21:27:00 <Cath^> lol
21:27:00 <^bozoJim> same crews I jump on just before 5am when i was in wangaratta and as I got on a hand would appear with a cup of tea
21:27:00 <^bozoJim> compliments of the train manager
21:28:00 <Cath^> talking trains for about 45 min lol
21:28:00 <^bozoJim> and one day i had gone to the loo and came back, no guide dog
21:29:00 <^bozoJim> I panicked for a few seconds til I thought, I know who the train manager would be
21:29:00 <^bozoJim> i walked found a PSA and borrowed the radio
21:29:00 <Cath^> as you do
21:29:00 <^bozoJim> and just said teh blind Wang bat to PSS
21:29:00 <Chris> Jim has an unhealthy obsession with trains ;p
21:29:00 <^bozoJim> PSS comes back good mornign you blidn bat, missing your dog are you?
21:30:00 <^bozoJim> and you hear the driver say, here we go again
21:30:00 <Cath^> fancy leaving your dog behind
21:30:00 <^bozoJim> and I walk to the back of the train, here is Bart munching into toasted bread crusts
21:31:00 <^bozoJim> the loo was end of the carriage and not enough room to fit him in
21:31:00 <Cath^> is it the usual Labrador?
21:31:00 <^bozoJim> he was tethered so he would not go anywhere
21:31:00 <^bozoJim> yes a dark brown lab who knows the Albury crews
21:31:00 <Cath^> they are so food focussed
21:31:00 <^bozoJim> it is teh same PSS who said we have broken down one day
21:31:00 <Cath^> I love the brown ones
21:32:00 <^bozoJim> and came across the public address and asked if they could borrow my dog to pull us into Melbourne
21:32:00 <Cath^> lol
21:32:00 <Cath^> poor Bart
21:32:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana
21:33:00 <Cath^> wanna what?
21:33:00 <^bozoJim> and another time told me in front of all these people that they are taking my dog i could have my cane and stay at this pillar at southern cross til the train is out of sight than run after it and catch it
21:34:00 <georgeandwell> sux me dicks
21:34:00 <Cath^> wait
21:34:00 <Cath^> how many dicks do you have?
21:34:00 <georgeandwell> 1
21:34:00 <Cath^> pass
21:35:00 <Cath^> save a horse and ride a cowboy
21:36:00 <^bozoJim> and I use to get an ecomony class ticket I use to travel frist class with Albury crews
21:37:00 <^bozoJim> and I went to Sydney one night had beeoked a normal seat
21:37:00 <^bozoJim> got told to go down to car B and that was an order from the pSS
21:37:00 <^bozoJim> so I did
21:37:00 <^bozoJim> bart and i got a sleeper
21:38:00 <^bozoJim> shuts up as he has said enough tonight
21:38:00 <Cath^> lol
21:41:00 <^bozoJim> would be close to fifty five thousand words now
21:42:00 <Lumeah> somones Gotta talk
21:42:00 <Lumeah> Isn't that right :p
21:42:00 <^bozoJim> well yes I guess
21:43:00 <^bozoJim> !stat ^bozoJim
21:43:00 <StatsOP> ^bozojim: 55175 words, 261850 letters, 135 smilies, time wasted: 5 weeks 2 days 19 hours 25 minutes .
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> its me again
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> waiting
21:53:00 <Exo> N e grls 1r root at the public toilets
21:54:00 <^bozoJim> hello Exo
21:55:00 <Cath^> o.o
21:56:00 <Exo> 1 r cath ?
21:56:00 <Exo> Yo jim
21:58:00 <Cath^> 0 am
22:05:00 <Exo> Driving home
22:06:00 <Exo> Who wants maccas
22:06:00 <faux> Hello!!!!!!!!!
22:09:00 <Exo> Howdy faux
22:09:00 <Exo> wb jim Hefner
22:09:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
22:10:00 <^bozoJim> this thing died and I had to reboot
22:10:00 <nate> bozojam on!
22:11:00 <Exo> Too much porn ?
22:11:00 <Exo> Nortorious nate
22:11:00 <^bozoJim> no porn
22:11:00 <Exo> team sasha
22:11:00 <Exo> have u ever watched porn jim
22:12:00 <^bozoJim> nope
22:12:00 <^bozoJim> has no interest for me
22:12:00 <nate> i watch porn so much my eyes bleed
22:12:00 <Exo> Not even by accident ?
22:12:00 <nate> tears of joy
22:12:00 <Exo> Hahhaha nate
22:12:00 <Exo> no surprise
22:14:00 <nate> im watching tree house of horror 26 ;D
22:14:00 <nate> i dont watch the simpsons anymore
22:14:00 <nate> but i will watch that ;D
22:14:00 <nate> lol
22:15:00 <Cath^> Exo!!
22:15:00 <nate> who wants the link cath does
22:15:00 <nate> http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-season-27-episode-5-treehouse-of-horror-xxvi
22:15:00 <nate> and done!
22:15:00 <nate> enjoy
22:15:00 <Cath^> what is this?
22:16:00 <Cath^> oh
22:16:00 <Cath^> pass
22:16:00 <nate> waaah!
22:17:00 <Cath^> get me something sweet Exo
22:18:00 <Cath^> I feel like flake
22:18:00 <Exo> My lips are sweet
22:18:00 <Exo> U want some
22:20:00 <Cath^> do they taste like flake?
22:24:00 <Exo> Taste like chocolate sundae
22:24:00 <Exo> And sprinkles
22:25:00 <Cath^> oh my
22:25:00 <Cath^> tease
22:28:00 <Exo> :D
22:33:00 <Cath^> and on that note.. sweet dreams
22:43:00 <Exo> Beegs
23:13:00 <jigsaw> hihi
23:14:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
23:14:00 <^bozoJim> hello jigsaw
23:14:00 <Exo> howdy jigs
23:15:00 <Exo> screws
23:15:00 <jigsaw> yo bozo
23:15:00 <Exo> what u up to jimothy
23:15:00 <^bozoJim> not a lot
23:15:00 <jigsaw> ex ti
23:15:00 <jigsaw> ex yo
23:16:00 <Exo> drake
23:20:00 <jigsaw> nini
23:22:00 <screws> yo Exo
23:32:00 <Exo> g'nite peeps
23:33:00 <screws> well
23:33:00 <screws> gnite then
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