// #sydney — 2015-03-13
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00:06:00 <Exo> Need to change the system digs
00:40:00 <knife> hello
01:11:00 <kuniva> lol
01:20:00 <steven_> ;(
06:11:00 <beagle> gooooooooood morning vietnam !
06:11:00 <beagle> i hope vietnam has coffee
08:59:00 <Digerati> hi all
08:59:00 <Digerati> morning Glenn
08:59:00 <Digerati> damn emails man
09:00:00 <Digerati> no good news at all
09:00:00 <Digerati> always crap
09:01:00 <Digerati> just woke up
09:06:00 <Cath^> Morning TGIF!!
09:09:00 <Cath^> i can always count on you to be here in the morning Glenn ;p
09:15:00 <Fez> cath^ :P
09:16:00 <Fez> damn
09:16:00 <Fez> something i said?
09:18:00 <Fez> el oh el
09:19:00 <Digerati> hi fez and cath
09:20:00 <Fez> cath isnt here Digerati
09:20:00 <Digerati> ok
09:20:00 <Fez> proves you dont read the screen
09:22:00 <psYbR> o/
09:39:00 <Digerati> what a friday
09:40:00 <Digerati> looks like it's going to rain
09:48:00 <Digerati> an assasination will trigger of ww3, wonder who the target will be
09:49:00 <Digerati> miley cyrus is in hiding
09:50:00 <Digerati> stupid fucking news like that everyday drives humanity insane
09:50:00 <Digerati> that's what is making humanity insane, bad news all the time
10:10:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QKH1tcjwoI
10:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Murray reveals Dominic Inglot has a side chick in Glasgow (Mar 8, 2015) 0:53 - Category: Sports - views - 1K likes (86.8%), dislikes (13.2%) dislikes (13.2%)
10:11:00 <Digerati> i'll say a prayer mate :) haha
10:11:00 <Digerati> american indian style mwahaha
10:11:00 <Digerati> lmfao
10:11:00 <Digerati> just do it man
10:11:00 <Digerati> it should be fine
10:12:00 <Digerati> looking at bom now
10:12:00 <Digerati> all clear
10:12:00 <Exo> Morning glenn digs
10:13:00 <Digerati> g'day mate
10:13:00 <Digerati> how ya goin exo ?
10:15:00 <Digerati> greek newspaper reports "last thing we need is a assasination of a loved and honored leader like JFK in 2015, that could trigger WW3"
10:15:00 <Digerati> i translated that
10:16:00 <Digerati> that's extremly fallible
10:16:00 <Digerati> doc, what you reckon ?
10:17:00 <Digerati> you think WW3 will solve this terrorism bullshit
10:17:00 <Exo> Don't pay debts and provoke Germany
10:17:00 <Digerati> i can see how much terror the western countrys have in comparison to the middle east
10:17:00 <Digerati> exo, relax
10:17:00 <Digerati> bro
10:17:00 <Digerati> these are americans in greece writing that
10:18:00 <Digerati> they love, honour and respect the USA
10:18:00 <Digerati> it aint pointing a finger at anyone that news
10:18:00 <Digerati> greece recieved the loan
10:18:00 <Digerati> it's doing fine
10:19:00 <Digerati> i should know, i worked in the tourism industy in greece
10:20:00 <Digerati> other european countries are doing the same shit glenn
10:20:00 <Digerati> because germany wants money
10:20:00 <Digerati> germany is the key to power in europe mate
10:20:00 <Digerati> it's an economical war in europe
10:20:00 <Digerati> greece is very poor
10:21:00 <Digerati> it hardly has no industry
10:21:00 <Digerati> mostly agriculture
10:21:00 <Digerati> and germny knows that
10:21:00 <Digerati> i should know, i lived there a long time
10:22:00 <Digerati> plus you got over 1 milllion albanians that are unemployed in greece
10:22:00 <Digerati> so in one way, the prime minister that let them in is at fault
10:22:00 <Digerati> thinking they can do good
10:23:00 <Digerati> 4% of the albanians are unemployed
10:23:00 <Exo> Nazis took 8billion dollars in today's money from Greece during the war
10:23:00 <Digerati> amen exo
10:23:00 <Exo> Our shirtfronting pm
10:23:00 <Digerati> glenn, germany is doing it nazi style with money this time in 2015
10:23:00 <Digerati> where greece has no choice
10:24:00 <Digerati> that is shirtfronting
10:24:00 <Digerati> it's evil
10:24:00 <Digerati> but fucking germans still flock to greece in the summer
10:24:00 <Digerati> so wtf
10:24:00 <Digerati> and brits mostly
10:24:00 <Exo> Haha yeah
10:25:00 <Digerati> brits and germans i like, but politics no
10:25:00 <mrgrumpy> what happens in Kavos stays in Kavos OK!
10:25:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
10:25:00 <Digerati> they are
10:25:00 <Digerati> every drachma counts
10:26:00 <Digerati> it is becoming totaliristic
10:26:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm really hoping that Greece, Portugal and Ireland continue to bugger up - it's good for keeping the Euro low and going on holiday over there :D
10:26:00 <Digerati> germans think they can destroy europe with the euro dollar
10:26:00 <Digerati> well they done it
10:27:00 <Digerati> maybe hitler is alive and is directing them
10:27:00 <mrgrumpy> lol @ neo-nazism
10:27:00 <mrgrumpy> Germany are just doing what the US *want* to do but lack the intelligence to do so
10:28:00 <Digerati> mrgrumpy , better thank god they dropped the bomb on japan and not in europe
10:28:00 <Digerati> look at japan now
10:28:00 <Digerati> i can't imagine europe being no1 in technology
10:28:00 <Digerati> like japan is
10:29:00 <mrgrumpy> Digerati, because Japan received a shit ton of assistance post war from the US to re-industrialise
10:29:00 <Digerati> that's why they dropped it mrgrumpy
10:29:00 <Digerati> so they can rebuild
10:29:00 <Digerati> and end the war
10:29:00 <mrgrumpy> war was already ended
10:30:00 <Digerati> well it ended the war with asia, anyway
10:30:00 <mrgrumpy> the "bomb" was just an experiment in preparation for the impending cold-war. The "firing of Tokyo" was far more destructive than the A Bomb
10:31:00 <Digerati> it still made japan grow after
10:31:00 <Digerati> suprised ?
10:31:00 <Digerati> they knew
10:31:00 <Digerati> that is what they wanted
10:31:00 <Digerati> so be it
10:31:00 <Digerati> to be the strongest currency
10:31:00 <Digerati> yen
10:36:00 <Digerati> japanese have a huge yen, (appetite) for money
10:36:00 <Digerati> it's their only revenge from what happened in 1945
10:36:00 <Digerati> you think money will solve hatred ?
10:37:00 <Digerati> it's money that's going to destroy humanity
10:37:00 <Digerati> because that's where the power is
10:37:00 <Digerati> and the root of all evil
10:38:00 <Digerati> yen = lust
10:38:00 <Digerati> look at the definitions of what yen means
10:38:00 <Digerati> yen = love
10:39:00 <Digerati> thirst, and greed
10:41:00 <Digerati> greece can tell everyone to fuck off and go communist for two years to reform gvt
10:42:00 <Digerati> maybe bring back the monarchy
10:42:00 <Exo> Who needs a monarchy
10:42:00 <milk> a couple of wrestlers getting married wont solve anything
10:42:00 <Digerati> seeing as germany loves greece so much
10:43:00 <Serenity> oh what a shock
10:44:00 <Digerati> monarchy in greece would make germany bow, seeing as it is austrian (glucksburg)
10:44:00 <Digerati> that's a bit low glenn ? innit ?
10:44:00 <Digerati> hi Serenity
10:45:00 <Digerati> 10c ? wtf...
10:45:00 <Digerati> rofl
10:45:00 <Digerati> see what i mean glenn ?
10:45:00 <milk> what a lunatic
10:46:00 <Digerati> hi milk
10:46:00 <milk> hey man
10:46:00 <mrgrumpy> 1AUD buys 93.5YEN
10:46:00 <Digerati> ah ok
10:46:00 <Digerati> sorry
10:46:00 <Digerati> that's better
10:46:00 <mrgrumpy> that's 95 not .95
10:46:00 <Digerati> rather so, indeed
10:46:00 <Digerati> thnx
10:47:00 <Digerati> i will buy grundig, fuck samsung :) haha
10:47:00 <mrgrumpy> so on a face value the AUD is worth 100 times that of the YEN
10:47:00 <Digerati> for the cost of arm and leg
10:47:00 <Digerati> shit
10:47:00 <mrgrumpy> that's what hyper-inflation does to you
10:47:00 <Digerati> didn't know what
10:47:00 <mrgrumpy> oh and my source is xe.com not my arse
10:48:00 <Digerati> i thought japan was no1 currency
10:48:00 <mrgrumpy> well it depends on the local inflation rate
10:48:00 <Digerati> true
10:48:00 <mrgrumpy> and whether foreign entities wish to buy your currency
10:48:00 <Digerati> i do want to invest later on
10:49:00 <mrgrumpy> the benchmark is the USD, it used to be Gold
10:49:00 <Digerati> don't think 50 grand will get me much
10:49:00 <Digerati> but i will try
10:49:00 <mrgrumpy> investment is a long term thing
10:49:00 <Digerati> yes
10:50:00 <mrgrumpy> yes you can get lucky and buy some penny stocks that are worth $300 a year later but that's very rare and subject to an equivalent crash
10:50:00 <Digerati> dunno, just need a good broke
10:50:00 <Digerati> broker
10:50:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah but a good broker will charge like a bull
10:50:00 <mrgrumpy> even in a bear market
10:51:00 <Digerati> bare
10:51:00 <mrgrumpy> no it's "bear"
10:51:00 <Digerati> ok
10:51:00 <mrgrumpy> as in bull and bear
10:51:00 <mrgrumpy> the animals
10:51:00 <Digerati> don't know shit about the stock market
10:51:00 <mrgrumpy> a bull market is one that's rising and a bear market is one that is falling
10:52:00 <Digerati> k
10:52:00 <mrgrumpy> hence the brass bull out the front of wall street
10:53:00 <Digerati> idolatry ! :) hehe
10:53:00 <Digerati> ;) jk
10:54:00 <Digerati> wonder how stocks are like in meat
10:54:00 <Digerati> meat produce
10:54:00 <mrgrumpy> not brilliant - you know that the ASX provides an online training course
10:59:00 <Digerati> glenn, is there a tiny freeware program that checks the nyse ?
11:04:00 <Digerati> jstock.org
11:04:00 <Digerati> nice opensource
11:04:00 <Digerati> not bad
11:13:00 <Exo> Captain crunch
11:16:00 <Digerati> i managed to find a stock ticker :) hehe
11:17:00 <Digerati> yahoooooo
11:17:00 <Digerati> i know it sucks :P
11:17:00 <Digerati> but its probably the only trusted one :) lol
11:24:00 <Digerati> hahaha
11:25:00 <Digerati> i was afk for a coffee mate
11:25:00 <Digerati> yeah i had a tty machine
11:25:00 <Digerati> later rtty military grade
11:25:00 <Digerati> that was at skool
11:26:00 <Digerati> :)
11:26:00 <Digerati> matty
11:26:00 <Digerati> hehe
11:27:00 <Digerati> i found 2 magpie feathers
11:27:00 <Digerati> nice looking to
11:27:00 <Digerati> might try to use it as a pen to sign my 300k cheque
11:27:00 <Digerati> something different :)
11:30:00 <Exo> HAhahahaha
11:33:00 <knife> i got pet magpie
11:33:00 <knife> trevor his name
11:33:00 <knife> he is a gentleman
11:33:00 <knife> <3 trev
11:33:00 <Digerati> cute brid
11:33:00 <Digerati> bird
11:34:00 <Digerati> trevor philips ?
11:34:00 <knife> negative
11:34:00 <Digerati> i dressed trevor philips in drag, his sexy
11:34:00 <knife> he sit on ya lap
11:34:00 <knife> lap
11:34:00 <knife> brought his kids in the other day
11:35:00 <knife> but now the unchbar aroud the corner started feeding him an the butcher shop net door so dont see him that much now
11:35:00 <knife> bit hard to compete with the butcher
11:36:00 <knife> he got a wife mary
11:36:00 <knife> i think trev gets sick of her aye
11:37:00 <knife> coz he comes arounds sometimes just to hang out for a few hours
11:37:00 <Digerati> ermm
11:37:00 <Digerati> what meds are you on ? cos i want some
11:37:00 <knife> you must be from the city
11:38:00 <knife> not intouch with the wildlife
11:38:00 <Digerati> nope, was born in the country mate
11:38:00 <Digerati> Ballarat
11:38:00 <Digerati> i am in the city now but
11:38:00 <Digerati> essendon
11:38:00 <knife> that be why
11:38:00 <knife> when ya get older son
11:38:00 <Digerati> sure boy
11:38:00 <knife> ya appreciate the wildlife more
11:39:00 <Digerati> i had over 100 pigeons in essendon
11:39:00 <Digerati> pure breeds
11:39:00 <knife> pets
11:39:00 <knife> or wild
11:39:00 <Digerati> started off with 2 pigeons mate
11:39:00 <Digerati> one featherfoot
11:39:00 <Digerati> and one fantail
11:39:00 <Digerati> they bred and bred
11:40:00 <Digerati> bought them from the pigeon society in essendon in 1980, for 30$ each
11:40:00 <Digerati> really expensive
11:40:00 <knife> fuckin oath
11:40:00 <knife> back then
11:40:00 <knife> 30 quid alot of cash
11:40:00 <Digerati> days wage for some
11:41:00 <Digerati> dad bought em for me
11:41:00 <knife> days wage for me now
11:41:00 <Digerati> cos i looked at them and it made him cry
11:41:00 <Digerati> cos he was a pigeon breeder
11:41:00 <knife> lol
11:41:00 <Digerati> and he never told me that
11:41:00 <Digerati> that's what made him cry
11:41:00 <Digerati> he loved the thought of it
11:42:00 <knife> thats nice
11:42:00 <Digerati> by 1990 sold them all for over 10 grand
11:42:00 <knife> he muist like animals
11:42:00 <Digerati> he was a strapper in the army
11:42:00 <knife> you still lost though
11:42:00 <Digerati> ww2
11:42:00 <knife> money
11:42:00 <knife> ah k
11:42:00 <Digerati> it was a lot of money still
11:43:00 <knife> prob cost ya 20k maintain them over that time
11:43:00 <knife> but its a hobby
11:43:00 <Digerati> breeding society were amazed at the brick veneer house i built for them
11:43:00 <Digerati> and a flag on the top for them to fly free
11:43:00 <knife> what meds are you on
11:43:00 <knife> i want them!
11:43:00 <Digerati> cement ground, hosed it every day
11:44:00 <knife> sounds liek ya took good care of them
11:44:00 <Digerati> and vet once a year
11:44:00 <Digerati> i loved them all
11:44:00 <Digerati> vet costed 100$
11:44:00 <Digerati> back then
11:44:00 <Digerati> for 100 to check
11:45:00 <Digerati> drove the vet mad
11:45:00 <knife> lol i bet
11:45:00 <knife> fez ya fag
11:45:00 <Digerati> one pigeon lived to 29 years old
11:45:00 <knife> old cunt
11:45:00 <Digerati> had it stuffed
11:45:00 <knife> did you build him a walkin stick?
11:45:00 <knife> stick under the feather
11:45:00 <Digerati> his hanging on my wall the bastard
11:45:00 <knife> wing*
11:46:00 <Digerati> hey chooks
11:46:00 <chookmagnet> Digerati
11:46:00 <knife> Digerati
11:46:00 <knife> you have any chooks
11:46:00 <Digerati> yes knife
11:46:00 <Digerati> 5 of them
11:46:00 <Digerati> layers
11:46:00 <knife> chooks goyt a biyt of character
11:46:00 <knife> got bit*
11:47:00 <knife> i seein video 2 rabbits play fighting
11:47:00 <Digerati> they don't lay anymore after 8 years
11:47:00 <knife> 2 chooks came in broke it up
11:47:00 <Digerati> we also had a goat in essendon
11:47:00 <knife> trev was fighting another maggie
11:48:00 <knife> poor trev had bald head look like he was dying
11:48:00 <knife> try catch him take to vet but couldnt catch him
11:48:00 <knife> now he is fully healthy
11:48:00 <knife> other magie gone
11:48:00 <knife> trev runs the block
11:48:00 <knife> he got heart
11:50:00 <Digerati> put on a pair of wings and fly knife
11:50:00 <Digerati> flyyyyyyyyyyyyy
11:50:00 <Digerati> birdyyyyyyyyyyyy
11:50:00 <knife> imscared of heights
11:51:00 <knife> spose i should go to work soon
11:51:00 <Digerati> well fly upside down, then you don't have to worry about falling on the ground, you will fall in infinite spaceeeeeee !
11:52:00 <Digerati> wheres my pills
11:52:00 <Digerati> i forgot my pills
11:52:00 <Digerati> glenn, you hiding my pills again ?
11:52:00 <chookmagnet> Exo are you stalking my coffee thief ?
11:52:00 <Digerati> hehe
11:53:00 <knife> fez mate
11:54:00 <Digerati> Apple Inc. (AAPL) -NasdaqGS
11:54:00 <Digerati> 124.45 Up 2.21(1.81%) 07:00|After Hours : 124.83 Up 0.38 (0.31%) 10:59
11:54:00 <Digerati> glenn i actually like yahoo finance
11:54:00 <Digerati> it aint bad
11:55:00 <knife> finance
11:56:00 <knife> the richest ppl in the world are often the most depressed
11:57:00 <knife> its the only thing they care about an for them its never enough
11:57:00 <knife> because there is always some cunt richer
11:57:00 <knife> an still things they cant afford
12:02:00 <Digerati> steve jobs was retarded
12:02:00 <Digerati> i remember his final speech
12:02:00 <Digerati> "we all die"
12:03:00 <Digerati> took him all of his life to figure that one out
12:03:00 <Digerati> he must have thought he was immortal
12:03:00 <Digerati> the thought of death never crossed his mind when he was rich
12:03:00 <Digerati> all that positiveness
12:03:00 <Digerati> postive of what ?
12:03:00 <Digerati> MONEY
12:03:00 <Digerati> nothing else
12:04:00 <Digerati> stay hungry, money money money
12:05:00 <christopher> fried
12:05:00 <Digerati> he would probably be the first and last patient i would laugh at his death, if i were in hospital there with him, a real fucking comedian
12:06:00 <Digerati> RIP Steve Jobs
12:07:00 <Digerati> it all started off with an apple (adam and eve) it may as well end with an apple, (computer) when we drop the nukes, for sentimental reasons offcourse !
12:14:00 <Digerati> i got a emac
12:14:00 <Digerati> only computer i ever loved
12:14:00 <Digerati> 899mhz
12:14:00 <Digerati> 900
12:23:00 <Digerati> glenn, whats the symbol for the greenback ?
12:23:00 <Digerati> please
12:28:00 <kuniva> lolz
12:28:00 <kuniva> yo
12:29:00 <Digerati> http://www.vacuumsealerbags.com.au/domestic-bags.html?gclid=CNeg7buWpMQCFUMGvAodMRYAHQ
12:33:00 <Exo> Kuniva the cock cheese
12:34:00 <kuniva> yo
12:35:00 <Exo> What u up to son
12:36:00 <kuniva> smokin
12:36:00 <kuniva> weed
12:36:00 <kuniva> listening to chicano rap
12:37:00 <Digerati> how the heck our dollar fell so low is crazy from the US
12:38:00 <JedStar> afternoon all
12:38:00 <Digerati> wb JedStar
12:39:00 <Exo> Afternoon jed
12:39:00 <Digerati> sup exo ?
12:39:00 <Exo> can't ebay now cause of this lousy currency
12:40:00 <JedStar> thanks
12:40:00 <JedStar> Howdy Exo...
12:40:00 <JedStar> How are you today?
12:40:00 <mrgrumpy> you should see how the AUD dropped against the CHF (which is normally lock stead) on the 15th of Jan
12:41:00 <mrgrumpy> lost about 15% in a day
12:41:00 <Digerati> shit
12:41:00 <mrgrumpy> currency is very volatile
12:41:00 <Digerati> teach me the stock exchange :)
12:41:00 <Digerati> i want to learn
12:41:00 <Digerati> got interested in it today
12:41:00 <Digerati> newbie
12:42:00 <mrgrumpy> the shit thing is I'm going there in December :( was expecting an 85c to the Franc exchange :(
12:42:00 <mrgrumpy> and Digerati I'd seriously just jump onto the ASX website and do their course
12:42:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXIzsHb9Nw
12:43:00 <Digerati> asx
12:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: trance & acid 2015 (Mar 9, 2015) 4:19 - Category: Music - 8 views views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%) 2 dislikes (100%)
12:43:00 <Digerati> thnx
12:43:00 <chookmagnet> Exo
12:43:00 <chookmagnet> did you catch them?
12:43:00 <mrgrumpy> www.asx.com.au
12:44:00 <mrgrumpy> really though - at this point in time if you had 50k and a moderate source of income with minimal expenses I'd be looking at buying some investment properties
12:45:00 <mrgrumpy> Land is where the money is
12:45:00 <Digerati> SYDNEY--TPG Telecom Ltd. (TPM.AU) said it plans to acquire iiNet Ltd. (IIN.AU), in a deal that values the Australian internet service provider at 1.4 billion Australian dollars (US$1.0 billion).
12:45:00 <mrgrumpy> or rather owning property
12:45:00 <Digerati> nice
12:45:00 <Digerati> i bought house and land
12:45:00 <mrgrumpy> wow I thought TPG were smaller than iinet
12:45:00 <Digerati> which is excellent
12:45:00 <mrgrumpy> Digerati, but you need to keep buying land
12:46:00 <mrgrumpy> bah! I mean property
12:46:00 <mrgrumpy> land itself isn't always a good investment unless you intend on developing it
12:47:00 <mrgrumpy> this is how McDonald's now makes its money - they buy the surrounding properties of their planned McDonald's store
12:47:00 <mrgrumpy> then when their maccas goes in the price of the surrounding property goes up and then they off sell
12:47:00 <mrgrumpy> obviously you need an established brand to be able to adjust (even locally) the value of surrounding property
12:52:00 <Digerati> mrgrumpy, they will need to buy a established block however
12:54:00 <mrgrumpy> not necessarily, they can sell to a developer
12:54:00 <Digerati> the best thing since vesting, investing... attention please... here's my one cent and my two cents is free
12:54:00 <Digerati> they could, who have to be as big as grollo
12:55:00 <Digerati> how big is grollo anyway ?
12:55:00 <Digerati> dont know shit about grollo
12:55:00 <Exo> Catch what chookmagnet ?
12:55:00 <Digerati> exo, just ignore me :`((
12:55:00 <Exo> What's up digs
12:56:00 <Digerati> learning the SE
12:56:00 <mrgrumpy> he's in the top 40 richest in AU/NZ
12:56:00 <mrgrumpy> don't know his net worth though
12:56:00 <Digerati> so whats the biggest in oz ?
12:56:00 <Exo> Why didn't u move western suburbs
12:56:00 <Digerati> essendon is west in some ways
12:56:00 <mrgrumpy> Gina Fatfuck is the richest
12:57:00 <Digerati> ew
12:57:00 <Digerati> gina the toothless blowjob factor
12:57:00 <mrgrumpy> and by a HUGE margin
12:57:00 <mrgrumpy> almost 3 times the net worth of #2
12:58:00 <mrgrumpy> this is going off of the Forbes data
12:58:00 <Digerati> i want to invest, aint got investments as yet
12:58:00 <Digerati> for our kids future
12:59:00 <mrgrumpy> Frank Lowy is #6 and he's in property - well retail property
12:59:00 <Digerati> they are struggling to keep a business in williamstown
12:59:00 <Digerati> i think 80 grand would be enough to invest
12:59:00 <Digerati> that's a start
12:59:00 <mrgrumpy> I love williamstown but it's so disconnected from the rest of melbourne
12:59:00 <kuniva> PooMagnet
12:59:00 <kuniva> lolololol
12:59:00 <mrgrumpy> it's expensive there regardless
13:00:00 <Exo> I'm gonna invest in an apartment in the city
13:00:00 <Digerati> it's a prestigious area
13:00:00 <Digerati> exo, studio ?
13:00:00 <kuniva> let me stay there
13:00:00 <kuniva> plz
13:00:00 <Digerati> haha
13:00:00 <Digerati> yeah he will piss on the floor regulary
13:00:00 <Digerati> to keep it away from the rats
13:01:00 <Digerati> good ol kuniva
13:01:00 <Exo> Don't want shit stains on the walls
13:02:00 <Digerati> they add to the texture as a feature exo :)
13:02:00 <Exo> Greenish brown
13:02:00 <Digerati> fosho
13:03:00 <Exo> Feff the original shit stained
13:04:00 <Exo> bloody hell
13:04:00 <Exo> only half way through the day
13:07:00 <Digerati> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/homepage/samsung-34-series-7-ultra-wqhd-led-lcd-curved-monitor.html
13:07:00 <Digerati> is that a good monitor exo ?
13:07:00 <Exo> decent
13:08:00 <Exo> And pricey
13:08:00 <Digerati> it is
13:08:00 <Digerati> but its wide and samsung
13:08:00 <Digerati> can get an extended warranty on that to
13:09:00 <Digerati> i wonder how high that is
13:09:00 <Digerati> not width
13:09:00 <Digerati> it aint standard
13:10:00 <Digerati> the height must be less than a standard 32
13:10:00 <Digerati> is it ?
13:10:00 <beagle> hi tom
13:10:00 <Digerati> can't see
13:10:00 <Digerati> hi beages
13:11:00 <Digerati> tom cruise
13:11:00 <Digerati> ride like the wind
13:11:00 <Digerati> i rode a 800 yamaha when i was 27
13:11:00 <beagle> they finally sent my camcorder ! he said he was confused on my messages n asked for 10 dollars more for express post , but he has sent it . man that was slowest order ever i posted the paypal list of him recieving the money from them if it was express for 10 bucks extra i can wait the 2 extra days haha
13:11:00 <Digerati> 200kmh
13:11:00 <beagle> the vp mx10 is a very good (DVD tho) camcorder .
13:11:00 <beagle> i had one in previous years you never get shakeyness
13:12:00 <Digerati> beagle you drive ?
13:12:00 <beagle> i know to drive .
13:13:00 <beagle> digs for AGES now after i lost licence i have been asked randomly this .
13:13:00 <beagle> why do u ask ?
13:13:00 <Digerati> what's the longest straight stretch of road where you are begle ?
13:13:00 <beagle> i have it returned with interlock for a year , soon
13:13:00 <beagle> isnt 1
13:13:00 <Digerati> come on mate
13:13:00 <Digerati> 1 km ?
13:13:00 <beagle> whatever tom forget about this one thanks
13:13:00 <Digerati> i'll take you for a ride mate
13:13:00 <beagle> no ty
13:13:00 <Digerati> in a ferrari
13:14:00 <beagle> lol
13:14:00 <Digerati> Mr Magoo is driving
13:14:00 <beagle> tom, do u find it hard to relax ?
13:14:00 <Digerati> hey if we crash, at least it will be in style mate
13:14:00 <beagle> LOL
13:14:00 <Digerati> mate i am relaxed
13:14:00 <Digerati> sitting in a sofa
13:14:00 <Digerati> drinking tea and listening to mozart
13:15:00 <Digerati> smoking tobacco from a pipe
13:15:00 <beagle> u have a ferrari, tom ?
13:15:00 <Digerati> no
13:15:00 <chookmagnet> tobacco will give you outh ulcers
13:15:00 <Digerati> but i can hire one
13:15:00 <chookmagnet> mouth
13:15:00 <beagle> tom LOL i dont need to do that it would be lot effort for you like 1500km driving atleast
13:15:00 <Digerati> the most healthiest person on the planet can catch cancer
13:16:00 <chookmagnet> yeah
13:16:00 <chookmagnet> mouth ulcers had me for 6 weeks because i mixed in tobacco
13:16:00 <chookmagnet> not fun
13:16:00 <chookmagnet> I can honstlt say
13:16:00 <Digerati> well i been smoking drum for over 20 years
13:16:00 <Digerati> so i am fine
13:17:00 <chookmagnet> honestly
13:17:00 <Digerati> yes
13:17:00 <beagle> i dont like drum anymore i like JPS drum is worse than bloody whiteox
13:17:00 <Digerati> drum but, stuck with one brand
13:17:00 <beagle> i smoked drum for AGGGGGGGGGGGGES tho
13:17:00 <beagle> about same time it was more popular in australia they used to buy it for people on movies
13:17:00 <Digerati> i can buy 100g drum for 90$
13:17:00 <beagle> anyway , jps aint bad its made in netherlands partly owned by australians
13:17:00 <beagle> est in UK
13:18:00 <Digerati> john player special
13:18:00 <beagle> errrrrrrr digs is drum more expensive in eastern states ?
13:18:00 <beagle> anyway
13:18:00 <Digerati> peter jackson and benson and hedges
13:18:00 <Digerati> i smoked
13:18:00 <beagle> can u get vape liquid with flavour for decent price
13:18:00 <Digerati> also winfield blue
13:18:00 <beagle> i use buy winnie rollie bacco for 12.50
13:18:00 <Digerati> and styvos
13:18:00 <beagle> not that long ago either chinese bloke gave me like 5 bucks off
13:19:00 <beagle> that moment he felt sorry for a bloke living on welfare !
13:19:00 <beagle> pretty cool
13:19:00 <Digerati> don't care how much i pay, as long as i don't smoke to much
13:19:00 <Digerati> i smoke around 10 cigs a day
13:19:00 <beagle> in adelaide city sometimes people gave me free smokes but they knew i would share when i could .
13:19:00 <Digerati> cut down from 20 cigs a day
13:19:00 <Digerati> i take champix
13:19:00 <Digerati> they work excellently
13:20:00 <Digerati> champix on first day, i did not smoke for 3 days
13:20:00 <Digerati> that and keeping myself busy with home chores, garden and sport still i do
13:20:00 <Digerati> beagle you seen how built i am on cam
13:21:00 <Digerati> hardly no fat
13:21:00 <Digerati> you seen my arms with the tatts
13:21:00 <Digerati> muscled
13:21:00 <Digerati> you should do sports mate
13:21:00 <Digerati> swimming is a start
13:21:00 <Digerati> nice and relaxed
13:22:00 <Digerati> i give my mates at the footy club massages in the sauna with baby oil, that relieves the pain a bit
13:23:00 <Exo> https://i.imgur.com/HLFHDw4.jpg
13:23:00 <Digerati> no pain no gain beagle
13:23:00 <Digerati> and only person that can touch my body is females mate :)
13:23:00 <Digerati> :P
13:24:00 <Digerati> lol
13:24:00 <Digerati> how's your day there exo ? :)
13:24:00 <chookmagnet> Exo
13:25:00 <Digerati> i help me mates beagle
13:25:00 <Digerati> everyone deserves good health
13:26:00 <Digerati> i worked digging ditches as a sport for a builder as a labourer for 3 years beagle
13:26:00 <Exo> Days been shit
13:26:00 <Digerati> that's how i became a big guy, but not superman
13:26:00 <Exo> good thing it's Friday
13:26:00 <Digerati> i aint bulletproof
13:26:00 <Digerati> and i am a hippy wallflower
13:26:00 <Exo> gonna crack some skulls
13:26:00 <Digerati> exo, badboy :)
13:27:00 <Digerati> love thy neighbour sun
13:27:00 <Digerati> even with handcuffs :) rofdl
13:27:00 <Digerati> i got handcuffed to my bed once exo
13:27:00 <Digerati> asian woman
13:28:00 <Exo> was it a lady boy
13:28:00 <Digerati> she put a belt around my neck and yelled giddy up
13:28:00 <Digerati> no man
13:28:00 <Digerati> total female
13:28:00 <Digerati> she made me explode
13:29:00 <Digerati> always remember her
13:29:00 <Digerati> mandy
13:29:00 <Digerati> 200 dolla
13:32:00 <Digerati> dudley st nth melb exo
13:32:00 <Exo> Lol
13:32:00 <Digerati> asians
13:33:00 <Digerati> footscray had this black african, she aint there anymore
13:33:00 <Digerati> she was like 5'7 and weighed around 65k
13:33:00 <Digerati> gourgeous body
13:35:00 <Digerati> i think i might drink wine tonight
13:35:00 <Digerati> aint touched my doctors meds for 3 days
13:36:00 <Digerati> should slow me down with my ranting on irc :)
13:38:00 <Digerati> i am bi, exo, relax... :) i aint going to date you man... i aint after sex with you or anything like that related, just mates at the pub man
13:38:00 <Digerati> i like women mostly anyway
13:38:00 <Digerati> if you want to meet like you said...
13:39:00 <Digerati> young and jacksons is my fav pub
13:39:00 <Digerati> my dad used to have drinks there with mates
13:39:00 <Digerati> they know me there
13:40:00 <Digerati> homemade aussie beers there exo ;)
13:40:00 <Digerati> you will like that...
13:40:00 <Digerati> fuck imports that are chemically treated man
13:40:00 <Digerati> tht's how i put on a bit of pot belly :) with beer
13:41:00 <Digerati> love VB the most, only that
13:41:00 <Digerati> victory boy :)
13:42:00 <Digerati> i usually have 4 jugs mate, and then i become a kitten
13:48:00 <kuniva> i shit me undies
13:50:00 <chookmagnet> Exo you better move up the list
13:50:00 <chookmagnet> you are above kuniva and he just well
13:50:00 <kuniva> cheese n cracker
13:50:00 <kuniva> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
13:50:00 <chookmagnet> he's got the bottom bunk
14:09:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_jOD2Fxvs
14:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Then He Kissed Me - The Crystals (Jul 22, 2008) 2:37 - Category: Music - views - likes (98.2%), 495 dislikes (1.8%) 496 dislikes (1.8%)
14:11:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM
14:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes (Apr 15, 2011) 2:25 - Category: Music - views - 1K dislikes (1.7%) 1K dislikes (1.7%)
14:12:00 <kuniva> ??????????
14:12:00 <kuniva> :((
14:13:00 <Exo> O_o
14:13:00 <Digerati> ew
14:13:00 <Digerati> it's friday the 13th
14:13:00 <Digerati> what evil will prevail thee
14:14:00 <steven_> friday 13th agaibn
14:14:00 <Exo> Would be a nice night to stroll through the woods
14:15:00 <chookmagnet> he wants root 66 but can't get the first 1
14:16:00 <kuniva> olololololololooooo
14:17:00 <Digerati> try getting talent like this on talent shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwP2QlBbfac
14:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boogie Song "Caledonia" (Jun 12, 2009) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 678,721 views - likes dislikes dislikes
14:19:00 <Exo> Aerosmith
14:19:00 <kuniva> yumm
14:19:00 <kuniva> roast lamb for dinner
14:19:00 <kuniva> cant w8
14:20:00 <Exo> Going buffet tonight
14:20:00 <kuniva> r not
14:20:00 <Exo> 80$
14:20:00 <kuniva> arsehole
14:20:00 <kuniva> lol
14:20:00 <Fez> beta max is the new bluray 3d
14:20:00 <Exo> Sea food
14:20:00 <kuniva> caviar
14:22:00 <chookmagnet> I'm heading out for a wagyu beef meal on the 28th
14:22:00 <Exo> Gotta love wagyu meat
14:23:00 <Exo> Peter Pan
14:24:00 <Exo> Eat wagyu lobster
14:25:00 <kuniva> im heading out for a bumjack
14:25:00 <Exo> with christopher ?
14:28:00 <christopher> no
14:28:00 <chookmagnet> kuniva
14:28:00 <chookmagnet> do you know why people stir you up?
14:29:00 <chookmagnet> because people see a pattern
14:29:00 <Exo> his always dropping the soap
14:29:00 <chookmagnet> ie: bumjack
14:30:00 <chookmagnet> how's about
14:30:00 <chookmagnet> hey are you a r a s?
14:30:00 <chookmagnet> reach around specialist
14:31:00 <christopher> oi hey
14:32:00 <chookmagnet> plenty of weays to say things
14:32:00 <chookmagnet> ways also
14:33:00 <christopher> rite
14:33:00 <chookmagnet> christopher
14:33:00 <chookmagnet> I know I can't educate an Idiot
14:33:00 <chookmagnet> sonsidering I'm 1
14:34:00 <chookmagnet> considering
14:34:00 <christopher> me 2
14:36:00 <nate> eeediots@!
14:37:00 <Digerati> this lawyer is fucked, i am going to sue him
14:37:00 <Digerati> suing a lawyer is tops
14:37:00 <christopher> wtf
14:38:00 <christopher> no comment
14:38:00 <Digerati> it's a lawyer that is fucking me around and not being in contact with me
14:38:00 <christopher> oh
14:38:00 <Digerati> i told him about my permanent illness and how iot;s geting worse
14:38:00 <Digerati> didn't need to do that
14:38:00 <Digerati> never gave a fuck
14:39:00 <kuniva> christopher
14:39:00 <chookmagnet> Digerati
14:39:00 <Digerati> i asked his secretary for him to call me
14:39:00 <kuniva> is wearing a dress
14:39:00 <kuniva> hahahahahah
14:39:00 <christopher> bullshit
14:39:00 <Digerati> he never called back
14:39:00 <kuniva> wearing a dress pretty boy fgt
14:39:00 <chookmagnet> I know heaps of people having lawyer trouble
14:39:00 <chookmagnet> lots of pe9ople getting hurt
14:39:00 <Digerati> that piece of shit only thinks money
14:39:00 <chookmagnet> fined
14:39:00 <chookmagnet> jail
14:39:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck
14:39:00 <Digerati> they are meat
14:40:00 <chookmagnet> etc etc etclawyers are busy feeding the sytem and not having time for clients
14:40:00 <Digerati> they aint subhuman
14:40:00 <chookmagnet> it's the same for lots of doctors
14:40:00 <christopher> i need eat
14:40:00 <christopher> food
14:40:00 <Digerati> they aint any better than a homeless person
14:40:00 <Digerati> i don't give a fuck chookmagnet
14:40:00 <chookmagnet> that's it
14:40:00 <chookmagnet> just paid better
14:40:00 <chookmagnet> no man is better than another
14:41:00 <chookmagnet> it's obvious
14:41:00 <Digerati> it's obvious he is retarded
14:41:00 <Digerati> stupid
14:41:00 <Digerati> and knows nothing about the law
14:41:00 <chookmagnet> he goes by murphy's law
14:41:00 <Digerati> how the fuck they become lawyers i don't know
14:41:00 <chookmagnet> what happens happen
14:42:00 <chookmagnet> he gets paid so doesn't care
14:42:00 <Digerati> i care about meat to
14:42:00 <chookmagnet> feed the system
14:42:00 <Digerati> butcher has plenty of that
14:42:00 <chookmagnet> yeah but the butcher charges heaps
14:42:00 <Digerati> should meet him at the butchers and put him on the bench
14:42:00 <Digerati> he loves benches
14:43:00 <Digerati> fucking scum
14:43:00 <chookmagnet> I once cleaned a bench
14:43:00 <Digerati> nice eh
14:43:00 <Digerati> must have stunk
14:43:00 <Digerati> all that waste from the guts
14:43:00 <chookmagnet> a 100+ foot desk made of 1 piece of Jarrah
14:43:00 <Digerati> you know why they use wood right ?
14:44:00 <Digerati> bacteria
14:44:00 <Digerati> it settles nice in the woord
14:44:00 <Digerati> wood
14:44:00 <Digerati> to kill children
14:44:00 <Digerati> that's why they use steel now
14:44:00 <chookmagnet> It was the original recption desk from West Australian News was in the Centre of Perth
14:44:00 <Digerati> hygiene
14:45:00 <Digerati> fuck, i need a drink
14:45:00 <chookmagnet> before they took down the printworks
14:45:00 <chookmagnet> get a drink then
14:45:00 <Digerati> meds dont come till next week
14:45:00 <Digerati> nah, sober is good
14:46:00 <chookmagnet> i meant as in water / coffee / tea
14:46:00 <Digerati> don't want evil
14:46:00 <Digerati> cool :)
14:46:00 <Digerati> thnx
14:46:00 <Digerati> will do
14:46:00 <chookmagnet> I don't drink grog
14:46:00 <chookmagnet> nor do i promote it
14:46:00 <Digerati> fuck this cunt has got me pumped up
14:47:00 <Digerati> this lawyer is insane
14:47:00 <Digerati> the shit that must have breeded in him
14:47:00 <Digerati> to be like that
14:47:00 <Digerati> fuck, it's been 30 days of a 60 day settllement of someone who is rich
14:48:00 <Digerati> that got our house for 100 grand cheaper
14:48:00 <chookmagnet> that's how they became rich
14:48:00 <Digerati> deranged evi
14:48:00 <chookmagnet> by screwing people
14:49:00 <kuniva> on the fringe
14:49:00 <kuniva> open the frdge
14:50:00 <kuniva> go on a binge
14:50:00 <Digerati> don't need a weapon in my hands
14:50:00 <kuniva> colour of tinge
14:50:00 <Digerati> dont need anything in my hands
14:50:00 <chookmagnet> and taking time paying so you can pay for the privilage of earning them interest on your money until you threaten them and talk about cancelling the sale
14:51:00 <Digerati> one king hit will do to someone that's armed and dangerous
14:51:00 <Digerati> the law will always stand
14:51:00 <Digerati> Dieu Et Mon Droit
14:52:00 <kuniva> im havin a drink
14:52:00 <Digerati> i am sick enough as it is
14:52:00 <Digerati> maybe they love weakness/sickness
14:53:00 <christopher> i having drink slowy
14:53:00 <kuniva> there u go honey
14:54:00 <Serenity> oh i was about to go all bitch mode thinking Digerati was highlighting me again
14:54:00 <Serenity> lol
14:54:00 <kuniva> just me :3
14:54:00 <Serenity> hry
14:54:00 <Serenity> hey
14:54:00 <Digerati> its ok seren, gone and washed my face, was in tears
14:54:00 <Digerati> i am calm now
14:55:00 <kuniva> first alcoholic beverage since a week
14:55:00 <christopher> lols
14:55:00 <Digerati> onions....
14:55:00 <christopher> i got onions
14:55:00 <Digerati> mel gibson taught me
14:55:00 <Digerati> in lethal weapon
14:55:00 <kuniva> cool
14:55:00 <Digerati> onions stop you from smoking he taught me
14:56:00 <Digerati> it works
14:56:00 <kuniva> string them together, cheap anal beads
14:56:00 <Digerati> haha
14:56:00 <Digerati> lord jesus why have you forsaken me
14:56:00 <Digerati> fuck
14:56:00 <Digerati> brb
14:56:00 <lx> 1,0 Not too long now1,0 Digerati...
14:56:00 <Pete> !top10
14:56:00 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Digerati(52166) 2. Exo(14495) 3. BlackDevil(9155) 4. DoC(8289) 5. Christopher(7891) 6. beagle(3599) 7. Pete(3384) 8. Glenn(3119) 9. Chris(2843) 10. nate(2681)
14:56:00 <Pete> omg
14:56:00 <Pete> im a loser
14:57:00 <Pete> :(
14:57:00 <kuniva> !top20
14:57:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. stinkfist(2617) 12. Serenity(2314) 13. chookmagnet(2241) 14. milk(2115) 15. knife(1632) 16. Kynetic(1631) 17. JedStar(1588) 18. goddess_of_Cath^(1494) 19. Zade(1489) 20. AzzA(1304)
14:57:00 <Digerati> nates the winner
14:57:00 <kuniva> yay
14:57:00 <kuniva> im not on it
14:57:00 <Pete> Glenn
14:57:00 <Pete> sup bud
14:57:00 <Pete> ;]
14:57:00 <kuniva> not something to be proud of
14:57:00 <christopher> ~\/~
14:57:00 <christopher> `/\`
14:57:00 <Digerati> go azza go azza @
14:57:00 <Pete> I hardly speak though, i idel most of the time
14:58:00 <Pete> Iam on paltalk most of the time
14:58:00 <Digerati> i idle a lot to
14:58:00 <Pete> lol
14:58:00 <Digerati> weird eh
14:58:00 <Pete> yeah
14:58:00 <Pete> paltalk is adictive
14:58:00 <Digerati> not on paltalk
14:58:00 <Pete> i'm online right now
14:58:00 <Digerati> too many on pallist
14:58:00 <Digerati> i am pchelp
14:58:00 <Digerati> only log in once a week
14:59:00 <Pete> paltech?
14:59:00 <Digerati> sunday
14:59:00 <Digerati> yes
14:59:00 <Digerati> greek paltech
14:59:00 <Pete> I know every red
14:59:00 <Digerati> sorry, no speak english
14:59:00 <christopher> 00/\00
14:59:00 <Pete> since day one i know them all
14:59:00 <christopher> 0/ \0
14:59:00 <christopher> (o o)
14:59:00 <christopher> 0\ /0
14:59:00 <christopher> 00)(00
14:59:00 <christopher> \ /
14:59:00 <christopher> opps
14:59:00 <Pete> christopher stop it
14:59:00 <Serenity> where the fucks Bonny
15:00:00 <Serenity> she needs to zline this toolbag again
15:00:00 <Pete> SeZz huggles
15:00:00 <kuniva> who
15:00:00 <kuniva> lol
15:00:00 <Digerati> me ? :(
15:00:00 <kuniva> ill get him
15:00:00 <Serenity> christopher hes evaading
15:00:00 <Serenity> hi Pete
15:00:00 <kuniva> oh
15:00:00 <Pete> hi
15:00:00 <kuniva> what a loser
15:00:00 <Pete> huggles
15:00:00 <Pete> :]
15:00:00 <christopher> lol
15:00:00 <Pete> yes some losers do that becuase they get hurt but hurt
15:01:00 <Pete> if you do something wrong IRC Operator see's it too fucking bad zline glined
15:01:00 <Pete> depends on what they have done
15:01:00 <kuniva> ive been glined from undernet 5 times
15:01:00 <kuniva> lol
15:01:00 <Serenity> undernets fucked
15:02:00 <christopher> so
15:02:00 <Serenity> that psycho slag druid is over there getting her asshole licked
15:02:00 <Pete> yes , ive been glined before on other servers becuase , there servers think im a bot lol
15:02:00 <kuniva> hahahah
15:02:00 <kuniva> i pwned her out of a couple channels
15:02:00 <Pete> becuase of my pm
15:02:00 <Pete> ip
15:02:00 <Pete> even
15:02:00 <kuniva> she had ops there n all
15:02:00 <Pete> lol
15:02:00 <kuniva> they deleted her
15:02:00 <Pete> rofl
15:02:00 <Pete> did he get zlined ? really zlined?
15:03:00 <Serenity> yes
15:03:00 <Pete> lmaoo
15:03:00 <Pete> wq
15:03:00 <Pete> dwq
15:03:00 <Pete> haha
15:03:00 <Pete> rofl
15:03:00 <Pete> sad ass
15:03:00 <Pete> what for he did shit all
15:03:00 <Pete> unless , he did something in another channel
15:03:00 <Pete> lols
15:03:00 <Pete> sarah you still live in rockingham? shit whole rockingham
15:04:00 <Pete> man rockingham fucking really sucks
15:04:00 <Pete> cant wait until I see chance agian
15:04:00 <Pete> im gonna smash his teeth in
15:05:00 <Pete> Serenity you remember chance aka max wolf?
15:05:00 <kuniva> who are you talking to pete
15:05:00 <Pete> hmmm, well speaking too sarah? why
15:05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:06:00 <kuniva> oh k
15:06:00 <Pete> ant i allowed too chat too sarah??
15:06:00 <kuniva> arent u the original sc?
15:06:00 <Pete> sc?
15:06:00 <kuniva> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah hahhah
15:06:00 <Pete> stinks
15:07:00 <Pete> pft
15:07:00 <Pete> tff
15:07:00 <Pete> kuniva she would kick you in the nuts bro
15:07:00 <Pete> watch out
15:08:00 <kuniva> naww
15:08:00 <kuniva> we have a certain love for each other :)
15:08:00 <Pete> Unless she grabs them and sqeezem hard
15:08:00 <kuniva> olololo
15:09:00 <Pete> trust me at school my brother got kneed in the dick by , some chick who was really pissed off
15:09:00 <kuniva> ahahahah
15:09:00 <kuniva> kneed in the dick
15:09:00 <Pete> and then, next minute , my brother kicked , her in the Kunt
15:09:00 <Pete> she was in pain
15:09:00 <Pete> bahhahah!
15:09:00 <kuniva> olololo
15:10:00 <chookmagnet> Pete
15:10:00 <Pete> Proberly cant have kids now, he kicked her in the Kunt that hard
15:10:00 <Pete> lol
15:10:00 <chookmagnet> i felt your brothers pain
15:10:00 <Pete> yes chookmagnet
15:10:00 <kuniva> never been kicked in nuts
15:10:00 <chookmagnet> my left one xploded after a kick from a chick
15:10:00 <Digerati> chookmagnet one George Defteros, springs to mind
15:10:00 <Pete> chookmagnet , inmagie you' been kicked in the nuts
15:10:00 <Digerati> a fucking maggot greek
15:10:00 <Pete> see how you feel
15:10:00 <kuniva> had a train station rock throw at them full pelt tho
15:11:00 <kuniva> i threw up
15:11:00 <chookmagnet> after the op i had a large grapefruit
15:11:00 <Digerati> nice
15:11:00 <chookmagnet> 10 years later the other went
15:11:00 <Chance> lol
15:11:00 <Digerati> time to get some ops in the room
15:11:00 <chookmagnet> not a good feeling
15:12:00 <Pete> ?
15:12:00 <Pete> Why would we need ops in the room?
15:12:00 <Pete> lol
15:12:00 <chookmagnet> already had my op
15:12:00 <Pete> when we can have fun
15:12:00 <Digerati> :)
15:12:00 <Digerati> we are having fun
15:12:00 <chookmagnet> not having it here to exibit
15:12:00 <Digerati> it's just that some people don't know what fun is
15:13:00 <Pete> Well , im gonna bbl
15:13:00 <chookmagnet> I had a black and blue region for 12 months
15:13:00 <chookmagnet> after the op
15:14:00 <chookmagnet> kuniva
15:14:00 <kuniva> yo
15:14:00 <kuniva> drinkin bourbon
15:14:00 <chookmagnet> just checking
15:14:00 <kuniva> really shouldnt be
15:14:00 <kuniva> but im going jogging tonight
15:14:00 <kuniva> so ill burn it all off anyway
15:14:00 <chookmagnet> i can't with the meds
21:27:00 <Cath^> hi Glenn
21:27:00 <Exo> hello glenroy
21:32:00 <Zade> hello Glenn
21:34:00 <Chris> We all have to behave now, Glenn is here ;p
21:35:00 <Chris> no more whippings tonight :(
21:36:00 <Exo> only a couple or only a person? haha
21:36:00 <Chris> haha
21:37:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
21:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978 (Sep 22, 2008) 4:02 - Category: People & Blogs - views - 162K likes (97.2%), 4K dislikes (2.8%) 4K dislikes (2.8%)
21:39:00 <Exo> stupid veda got my mixed up with someone elses credit file
21:39:00 <Chris> so you lost your 1 milion in credit hey?
21:40:00 <Exo> well loan got rejected cause that person had bad credit lol
21:40:00 <Exo> if not could of used their name got the loan
21:40:00 <simplicity> Then defaulted?
21:40:00 <simplicity> On purpose?
21:40:00 <simplicity> That would be immoral
21:41:00 <Chris> Exo, so now your someone who doesnt even own a backyard shed and bad credit rating? haha
21:42:00 <Exo> had to send in a correction
21:42:00 <Exo> hahaha yeah
21:42:00 <Exo> bad credit what blasphemy
21:42:00 <nate> http://s2.favim.com/orig/33/black-coitada-funny-illusion-joke-Favim.com-266586.jpg
21:42:00 <Cath^> how does that even happen?
21:42:00 <Chris> dodnt they even know you own a few small countries?
21:42:00 <Exo> well i know that person owes optus $1800
21:43:00 <Exo> i recently sold the Dominican republic
21:44:00 <Exo> dont want to talk to bill cosby
21:45:00 <Chris> ooops wrong Bill
21:46:00 <Silent> Goodone nate
21:48:00 <Cath^> hi Zade
21:50:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
21:57:00 <Zade> Cath^ its dead in here, wanna get naked on cam4?
21:58:00 <Cath^> haha
21:58:00 <Cath^> yeah ok why not
21:58:00 <Cath^> was busy before
21:59:00 <Cath^> you missed me whipping Chris' testicles
21:59:00 <Zade> oh
21:59:00 <Zade> he enjoyed that?
21:59:00 <nate> anyone frozen brocolli before? worth it?
21:59:00 <Zade> no its brocolli
21:59:00 <nate> its on special atm wanna buy heaps
22:00:00 <Cath^> yeah i think so
22:00:00 <Cath^> you can get frozen brocolli so why not
22:00:00 <nate> true
22:02:00 <Zade> you gotta cook it before you canfrezze i think
22:02:00 <Zade> well like cook it for a short time
22:02:00 <Exo> What's better
22:02:00 <Exo> Canned or frozen
22:05:00 <TopDawg> frozen vegetables cannot be resusitated or cured
22:05:00 <TopDawg> science fact
22:06:00 <Exo> So it's lost all it's veggie goodness
22:07:00 <TopDawg> not quite, its just a fucking vegetable
22:07:00 <Cath^> canning involves boiling
22:07:00 <Exo> Hahaha
22:16:00 <Digerati> i got a phone call from the hospital :)
22:16:00 <Digerati> my daughter had her kid :)
22:16:00 <Digerati> girl
22:16:00 <Digerati> :) wooo hoooo
22:16:00 <Exo> Good stuff
22:17:00 <Digerati> 13 is my lucky number
22:17:00 <Digerati> friday the 13th :)
22:17:00 <Digerati> bwahaha
22:17:00 <Lwaxana> alllllllllll day
22:19:00 <Exo> Howdy Lwaxana
22:21:00 <Cath^> congrats granddad
22:21:00 <Lwaxana> hi Exo
22:23:00 <Exo> Wb Sunbeam
22:23:00 <Exo> grandpa Digerati
22:25:00 <Digerati> spidersolitaire is a false/positive
22:25:00 <Digerati> used a rootkit
22:25:00 <Digerati> it's on all OS'es
22:26:00 <Digerati> windows 7 only
22:27:00 <Exo> Told ya safe mode
22:27:00 <Digerati> tcp/udp endpoint viewer had a established connection on it
22:27:00 <Digerati> it aint even a online game
22:28:00 <Digerati> i had to delete all values in the 2 directorys they installed it in
22:28:00 <Digerati> plus the registry values
22:28:00 <Digerati> might have to do another scan with clamav
22:28:00 <Digerati> then use stinger
22:29:00 <Digerati> they are assholes microsoft
22:29:00 <Digerati> yeah exo
22:32:00 <Digerati> http://filehippo.com/search?q=clam
22:32:00 <Kynetic> mmm clams
22:33:00 <Kynetic> ill take 2 dozen
22:33:00 <Digerati> perpetual oyster :)
22:33:00 <Digerati> would love a rolex :)
22:33:00 <Digerati> clams have pearls :)
22:34:00 <Kynetic> koalas have chlaymidia
22:34:00 <Kynetic> fun fact.
22:34:00 <Digerati> i used to eat big abalone exo
22:34:00 <Kynetic> whats the big deal with abalone
22:34:00 <Kynetic> never had one personally
22:34:00 <Digerati> they have big claws to the fuckers
22:34:00 <Kynetic> mainly because theyre so fuckign expensive
22:34:00 <Digerati> koalas that is
22:34:00 <Kynetic> theyre not really very cuddly
22:35:00 <Kynetic> probably tear out your throat before you got close enuff to cuddle it
22:35:00 <Digerati> not with those claws there not
22:35:00 <Digerati> zoo blunts there claws
22:35:00 <psYbR> koalas suck
22:35:00 <Digerati> personally i think that's cruel
22:35:00 <Digerati> to blunt something they are natural
22:36:00 <Digerati> taking venom out of a snake is cruel to
22:37:00 <Kynetic> legally youre only allowed to cuddle koalas kept in captivity for 2 hours a day
22:38:00 <Kynetic> do you know how they make antivenom from snake venom?
22:38:00 <Kynetic> they inject very small amounts of the venom into horses
22:38:00 <Kynetic> then they extract the antibodies from the horses blood
22:39:00 <Kynetic> and purify them
22:39:00 <Kynetic> then bam. you have antivenom.
22:42:00 <Digerati> alone again... naturally :)
22:43:00 <Digerati> nate cum pie :)
22:43:00 <Digerati> hi hun
22:43:00 <nate> koala cum pie?
22:43:00 <Digerati> erm
22:43:00 <nate> only 2 hours allowed per day
22:44:00 <nate> im downloading a movie
22:44:00 <nate> red cliff from 2008
22:44:00 <nate> chinese war baby
22:49:00 <Digerati> good movie
22:49:00 <Digerati> i like war movies when drunk, makes me laugh at the bs :) not the killing but
22:50:00 <Digerati> jarhead was funny
22:50:00 <Digerati> jake gylenhall gets his arse tagged
22:50:00 <Digerati> ever seen brokeback mountain ?
22:52:00 <Digerati> nate ?
22:52:00 <Digerati> topdawg is taco right ? :) haha
22:52:00 <Digerati> do tell
22:53:00 <nate> yes i have limited edition brokeback mountain dvd
22:53:00 <Digerati> nice
22:54:00 <Digerati> been looking for the dvd of brokeback
22:57:00 <Digerati> imagine giving me a gift to a kid a movie called friday the 13th on friday the 13th jk, never will happen, but yeah
22:57:00 <Digerati> why the fuck they ever made that movie title, i dont know
22:58:00 <Digerati> what is friday the 13th in tradition ?
22:58:00 <Digerati> like halloween ?
22:59:00 <Digerati> looks like i should buy the crib
22:59:00 <Digerati> what brands are good ?
23:00:00 <Digerati> vanuatu
23:01:00 <Digerati> 340kmh :(
23:01:00 <Digerati> even fiji
23:02:00 <Exo> Freddy vs Jason
23:03:00 <Digerati> seen it
23:03:00 <Digerati> worst horror i seen is a true story
23:03:00 <Digerati> it made me sick
23:03:00 <Digerati> wolf creek 2
23:04:00 <Digerati> didn't watch past the first 10 mins
23:04:00 <Digerati> cos i knew it would get worse than the first 10 mins
23:05:00 <Digerati> nightmare on elm street final was sickening to
23:05:00 <Digerati> in the cafe, when he cuts his throat
23:05:00 <Exo> Anaconda 2
23:06:00 <Digerati> what year is that ?
23:06:00 <Exo> 2004 I think
23:06:00 <Digerati> 720p ?
23:07:00 <Exo> Yes
23:07:00 <Exo> Gothika
23:07:00 <Cath^> hi
23:07:00 <Digerati> dracula untold was ok
23:07:00 <Digerati> hey cath :)
23:07:00 <Digerati> interview with a vampire was weird shit
23:08:00 <Digerati> can't believe they used a girl in that movie
23:08:00 <Digerati> they are getting sick in a lot of movies mate
23:09:00 <Digerati> that's why i don't watch tv much anymore
23:09:00 <Digerati> radio is fine with me
23:09:00 <Digerati> love music more
23:11:00 <Exo> U watch horror movies alone
23:12:00 <Digerati> yeah
23:12:00 <Digerati> extremly rarely i watch tv at all
23:12:00 <Digerati> mostly turn it on just for the news
23:13:00 <Digerati> cyclone will hit fiji in 2 hours
23:13:00 <Digerati> 340kmh
23:13:00 <Digerati> :(
23:14:00 <Digerati> hope they good cover the people from it
23:14:00 <Digerati> to protect themselves
23:14:00 <Digerati> it's paradise there
23:14:00 <Exo> Hope they are alright
23:15:00 <Digerati> yeah, one of the tiniest islands on the planet
23:16:00 <Digerati> australia can send aid easily there at least
23:17:00 <Digerati> even vanuatu will be hit they said
23:17:00 <Digerati> queensland might get some
23:17:00 <nate> https://i.imgflip.com/idxep.jpg
23:17:00 <Digerati> damn cyclones
23:18:00 <nate> cyclone nate!
23:18:00 <Exo> Hahaha
23:18:00 <Digerati> 8/
23:19:00 <Digerati> :)
23:19:00 <Digerati> ahhhhHHH
23:20:00 <Digerati> come to grandpa
23:21:00 <Digerati> nate
23:21:00 <Digerati> :P
23:22:00 <nate> http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/148/8e8/309/resized/bear-grylls-meme-generator-banned-from-irc-better-drink-my-own-piss-924767.jpg
23:22:00 <Digerati> hrmm
23:22:00 <Digerati> wb cath
23:23:00 <Cath^> Ta
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