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00:22:00 <knife> hello
00:23:00 <MrMark> sex!!
09:15:00 <Jeffo-Daily> Chooky
09:15:00 <Jeffo-Daily> hey son of mine named the chookmiester from the dee
09:15:00 <Jeffo-Daily> p
09:16:00 <Jeffo-Daily> dickhead from the deep
09:16:00 <Jeffo-Daily> acts like a creep
09:16:00 <Jeffo-Daily> he drives a shit heep
09:18:00 <chookmagnet> shit heep?
09:19:00 <chookmagnet> that's on your boyfriends cock from packing your fudge
09:20:00 <chookmagnet> hey jeffo has anyone told you?
09:20:00 <Jeffo-Daily> hahahahhaa
09:21:00 <Jeffo-Daily> Chooky Son
09:24:00 <chookmagnet> ok then iI will you
09:24:00 <chookmagnet> I will
09:24:00 <chookmagnet> get fucked
09:24:00 <Jeffo-Daily> lolzzzzzzzzz
09:24:00 <chookmagnet> consider yourself told
09:24:00 <Jeffo-Daily> :)-~
09:27:00 <FredFlinstone> fanks chooky :)
09:28:00 <chookmagnet> here we go
09:28:00 <chookmagnet> that's the 1st coffee gone cold for the day
09:29:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:29:00 <FredFlinstone> keep the kettle boiling
09:29:00 <Jeffo-Daily> frederick bumstone
09:30:00 <PubiclyMobile> Lol chookmagnet in melb going cold would just make it iced coffee
09:36:00 <Jeffo-Daily> any homosexual men around
09:38:00 <PubiclyMobile> Jeffo-Daily: Look in the mirror
09:44:00 <chookmagnet> PubiclyMobile
09:44:00 <chookmagnet> for god sake man
09:44:00 <chookmagnet> don't tell him to look in the mirror
09:44:00 <PubiclyMobile> It'll break?
09:44:00 <chookmagnet> he'll see his 3 brown eyes
09:49:00 <chookmagnet> we had the mirror in #sex replaced last week
09:49:00 <chookmagnet> on reflection he'll get an erection then look for affection
09:50:00 <chookmagnet> he's a leg humper
09:50:00 <PubiclyMobile> I see what you did there chookie
09:51:00 <chookmagnet> amazing when I'm not full of shit
09:51:00 <chookmagnet> well
09:52:00 <chookmagnet> that's debatable
10:05:00 <Jeffo-Daily> AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
10:05:00 <Jeffo-Daily> BUMMAGNET
10:07:00 <Jeffo-Daily> chookmagnet
10:07:00 <Jeffo-Daily> gf cummed in my mouth
10:11:00 <jefferson_dailys> lololololo
10:12:00 <jefferson_dailys> arse magnet
10:58:00 <chookmagnet> more like shetook a dump in your mouth jefferson_dailys
11:06:00 <chookmagnet> Hey Jeffo I found you and your boyfriends pic of you both smoking crack
11:06:00 <PubiclyMobile> Crack or cock lol
11:06:00 <chookmagnet> https://www.facebook.com/heytommychong/photos/a.513018068713311.134328.195315420483579/959254487422998/?type=1&theater
11:06:00 <chookmagnet> jusge for yourself
11:06:00 <chookmagnet> judge also
11:14:00 <knife> bitch
11:15:00 <classy_biatchh19> me??
11:16:00 <PubiclyMobile> Never lol
11:16:00 <PubiclyMobile> You stay classy ;)
11:22:00 <knife> thats what ya nick says!
11:23:00 <classy_biatchh19> veryyy rudeeeee..
11:23:00 <knife> negative
11:25:00 <classy_biatchh19> pffff...
11:27:00 <knife> you do that with ya hands on ya hips?
11:35:00 <classy_biatchh19> i have no idea wat ur talking about..
11:35:00 <classy_biatchh19> =/
11:36:00 <ooomp> Its IRC, no one ever knows
12:14:00 <chookmagnet> Bryan Adams - Cuts like a knife
12:14:00 <chookmagnet> ?
12:17:00 <knife> i cut like a machete
13:31:00 <jefferson_dailys> :)-~
13:55:00 <FredAway> lol
13:56:00 <jefferson_dailys> gf cooked my potatoe back
13:56:00 <jefferson_dailys> bake
13:56:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
13:56:00 <jefferson_dailys> cheese n bacon n herb one
13:56:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmmm
13:56:00 <jefferson_dailys> yes
13:56:00 <jefferson_dailys> was a cracker of a dish
13:56:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
13:57:00 <FredFlinstone> I just been out on the garden and planted some tommies and ripped out my broadies
13:57:00 <jefferson_dailys> tommies
13:58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
13:58:00 <jefferson_dailys> grow some lettuce
13:58:00 <FredFlinstone> nah soil here isnt good for that
13:58:00 <FredFlinstone> tried before
13:58:00 <jefferson_dailys> oh yea
13:59:00 <FredFlinstone> might buy sone cherry tomato plants too
13:59:00 <FredFlinstone> love them
13:59:00 <jefferson_dailys> yellow ones
13:59:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and red
13:59:00 <FredFlinstone> the yellow ones I had last year were delish
13:59:00 <jefferson_dailys> vine ripened
14:02:00 <jefferson_dailys> ??
14:06:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
14:06:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
14:06:00 <FredFlinstone> I grow them
14:07:00 <FredFlinstone> the normal ones I take off the bush earlier
14:07:00 <FredFlinstone> less stress for the plant and you get more
14:07:00 <FredFlinstone> but the cherries ripen overnight
14:07:00 <FredFlinstone> almost
14:07:00 <FredFlinstone> I eat them straight from the bush
14:30:00 <jefferson_dailys> lol
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> hey jefferson_dailys do you fish?
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> I have a worm farm
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> or do you use your own chasing smelly things?
14:50:00 <chookmagnet> hey FredFlinstone jefferson_dailys likes berries
14:50:00 <chookmagnet> dangle berries from his boyfriends russel coit
14:51:00 <jefferson_dailys> lolololololololol
14:52:00 <jefferson_dailys> well i do have a heamahharoid
14:53:00 <jefferson_dailys> tickle my hemroid
14:53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
14:53:00 <FredFlinstone> that be right
14:54:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no not the roids
14:54:00 <jefferson_dailys> yea
14:55:00 <jefferson_dailys> its about 2 inches out of my anus hole
14:55:00 <jefferson_dailys> dangling around
14:56:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwwww gross
14:57:00 <jefferson_dailys> ahhahahahah
16:00:00 <chookmagnet> yeah gross
16:00:00 <chookmagnet> get real or suck sausage jefferson_dailys
16:06:00 <jefferson_dailys> aahahahahhahaha
16:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> ur arse crack is showing chookmagnet
16:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> wonder if i can fit a 50c coin down there
16:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
16:12:00 <jefferson_dailys> chooky gets popped like a pimple, so call me clearasil
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my you are a sicko
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> how do you think of these things?
16:36:00 <jefferson_dailys> aaaaaaaaahaaaahhahahah
16:38:00 <George> hey all
16:39:00 <Lumeah2> why would you slap yourself
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> cos he is kinky?
16:40:00 <Lumeah2> uhuh
16:41:00 <jefferson_dailys> LuMIes
16:41:00 <jefferson_dailys> hey big tits
16:43:00 <Lumeah2> gentlemen? what gentlemen?
17:01:00 <jefferson_dailys> LuMIes
17:01:00 <jefferson_dailys> hey big tits
17:02:00 <chookmagnet> everything has big tits to you joffo
17:03:00 <chookmagnet> even your mates goat
17:03:00 <Lumeah2> you doing goats now jefferson_dailys?
17:03:00 <Pete> lmfaooo
17:03:00 <Pete> ive ignored him
17:04:00 <chookmagnet> ignore Pete
17:04:00 <chookmagnet> that spoils my fun and lets me know what not to say or act like
17:04:00 <chookmagnet> women like that
17:05:00 <jefferson_dailys> chookmagnet is virgin still
17:05:00 <chookmagnet> after all they don't need the whole pig when they just want some sausage
17:05:00 <Pete> haaa chookmagnet no I dont wanna put up with his bullshit today
17:05:00 <chookmagnet> yeah and you are not going anywhere near my arse
17:05:00 <chookmagnet> ok Pete
17:05:00 <Pete> ?
17:06:00 <Pete> :/
17:06:00 <jefferson_dailys> loloolol
17:06:00 <chookmagnet> you casn read my repsonse to his feeble insults
17:06:00 <chookmagnet> can
17:06:00 <jefferson_dailys> chookmagnet is the new Lo
17:07:00 <chookmagnet> I bet he has worms as well as girl germs
17:07:00 <jefferson_dailys> i def got girls girms
17:07:00 <jefferson_dailys> had girl over today
17:07:00 <jefferson_dailys> smoked some yandi n licked her spot out
17:07:00 <chookmagnet> time to cook the salmon and chips
17:07:00 <chookmagnet> brown spot!!!
17:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> nope
17:08:00 <chookmagnet> afk
17:08:00 <chookmagnet> you go ahead and talk to yourself jefferson_dailys
17:08:00 <chookmagnet> noone will stop you and Pete don't care either
17:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> ok virgin
17:08:00 <jefferson_dailys> lololol
17:10:00 <jefferson_dailys> Lumeah2
17:10:00 <jefferson_dailys> lumies
17:10:00 <jefferson_dailys> hi big tits
17:20:00 <Dingo> Hey
17:21:00 <jefferson_dailys> hi
17:32:00 <chookmagnet> Dingo
17:33:00 <chookmagnet> be careful
17:33:00 <jefferson_dailys> virgin dik
17:33:00 <chookmagnet> jefferson_dailys is looking to suck a fart out of someone's arse today
17:33:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
17:33:00 <chookmagnet> you think KBW is crass
17:33:00 <jefferson_dailys> ahahhahahaa
17:33:00 <jefferson_dailys> this fag has a buttplug
17:33:00 <jefferson_dailys> llllllloollll
17:34:00 <chookmagnet> it's called your nose moit
17:34:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:53:00 <Dingo> heya chookmagnet
17:53:00 <Dingo> sorry bin away
17:53:00 <jefferson_dailys> bummagnet
17:53:00 <Dingo> be careful of what?
18:17:00 <chookmagnet> Dingo jefferson_dailys is on the crawl
18:17:00 <chookmagnet> bums to the wall jefferson_dailys is on the crawl
18:18:00 <chookmagnet> to suck on a left ball
18:18:00 <jefferson_dailys> lolololol
18:19:00 <Dingo> crawl for what?
18:19:00 <jefferson_dailys> chookys ass for sale or rent
18:19:00 <Dingo> oh IC
18:20:00 <Dingo> jefferson_dailys did your mother teach you how to chat?
18:20:00 <Dingo> not nice
18:20:00 <jefferson_dailys> how does it feel is fantastic is it grand?
18:24:00 <jefferson_dailys> wherez my m8 Shane Beddoe
18:28:00 <jefferson_dailys> jamieeeeee
18:40:00 <jefferson_dailys> take that whore!
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
18:51:00 <chookmagnet> how do you make a whore moan? kick him out of channel
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's wasted and annoying the shit out of me
18:51:00 <chookmagnet> i copped it earlier
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he thinks he is ... he's not very good at it
18:51:00 <chookmagnet> I'm the whore here
18:51:00 <chookmagnet> pic whore
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty bad at it though don't you think?
19:01:00 <chookmagnet> no I try not to think
19:01:00 <chookmagnet> I insult myself when I do
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:49:00 <kumeti> says hi to everybody in the room
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> kia-ora
19:49:00 <kumeti> who's kia ora