// #scoutlan — 2010-09-23
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00:06:13 Mode: (by ravage) +l 32
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00:25:03 <NanaBonana_mob> Nic
00:25:30 <knifebunny> yo
00:26:14 <NanaBonana_mob> Is the dc having any trouble with aapt lines right now? Because my home connection hit the fucking fan
00:27:00 <knifebunny> the outbound traffic on aapt has really dropped off
00:27:07 <knifebunny> http://www.ozservers.com.au/network/status.html
00:27:45 <NanaBonana_mob> Hmm
00:28:04 <NanaBonana_mob> Seems like aapt fucked up then
00:29:20 <knifebunny> possibly/probably
00:29:55 <NanaBonana_mob> Fun
00:30:28 <NanaBonana_mob> Looks like its bed time for me then
00:30:47 <NanaBonana_mob> Thanks
00:31:04 <knifebunny> d'oh
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10:48:54 <Adzgibbo_WORK> morning
10:49:17 <Adzgibbo_WORK> so guys.. i have sorted out more LAN things..
10:49:29 <NanaBonana> [=
10:49:32 <Adzgibbo_WORK> it looks like im taking over the world..
10:49:33 <NanaBonana> morning
10:49:35 <NanaBonana> awesome
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12:06:57 <NanaBonana> THE OFFICE TOMORROW!
12:21:17 <NanaBonana> omg the office is so fucking awesome
12:25:46 <h20> http://9.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/70/82/ed18256f8eef3c8b5c6ca8a815f44370.jpg
12:28:27 <NanaBonana> DEXTER ON MONDAY
12:28:32 <NanaBonana> FUCKING WIN
12:28:40 <NanaBonana> LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR
12:29:19 <h20> dsl2 tomorrow
12:29:24 <h20> leech all my fav tv shows
12:29:25 <h20> :P
12:29:36 <NanaBonana> switchlan saturday
12:29:51 <NanaBonana> can leech there too ;p
12:29:53 <NanaBonana> ;o*
12:29:56 <NanaBonana> much faster
12:30:02 <h20> http://www.streetviewfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whatkindofreporterareyou.jpg
12:30:17 <h20> on dsl2 u can stream with usenet
12:30:20 <h20> as you download
12:30:22 <h20> so win win
12:50:53 <h20> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6394/?lt=hb lmao
12:52:49 <Adzgibbo_WORK> this is awesome.. and i super excited for it!!
12:53:04 <Adzgibbo_WORK> yeah ill have server up and running etc..
13:05:44 <NanaBonana> adzgib, marves is orgasming over f1 2010
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13:41:06 <NanaBonana> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3OWljOroD4
13:41:08 <youtube> Youtube Title: "50 smashes in F1 2010, Xbox 360 version"
13:41:10 <NanaBonana> win.
13:41:54 <NanaBonana> Adzgibbo
13:41:56 <NanaBonana> watch it
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14:07:28 <Adzgibbo_WORK> ok on it
14:45:53 * Nic clicks
14:48:48 <Nic> that wasnt that good?
14:50:27 <NanaBonana> fucking awesome more like it
14:51:02 <Adzgibbo_WORK> correct NanaBonana
14:51:06 <Adzgibbo_WORK> 10 points for you
14:51:08 <NanaBonana> [=
14:51:21 <NanaBonana> yea marves says the game is awesome
14:51:24 <NanaBonana> I CANNOT HAS WAIT
14:51:29 <Adzgibbo_WORK> i think your coming up to banking in your poinst again
14:51:39 <Nic> lol
14:51:49 <NanaBonana> really? i would have thought the screen would have used them all up
14:51:50 <Nic> im saving my points and spending them all at once
14:51:58 <NanaBonana> and you know the whole promotion thing
14:52:10 <Nic> woah? you got a promotion? :O
14:52:17 <NanaBonana> to mega awesomesauce
14:53:33 <Nic> i dont think i will get past being shit talking moderator for front steps smoking area
14:56:17 <Adzgibbo_WORK> NanaBonana got the upgrade this morning.. after some chats etc.. Nic you have already upgraded but dont panic you will recieve an upgrade from the scoutLAN boss soon enough
14:59:33 <Nic> i will give my upgrade to NanaBonana so that he will not be afraid of going on coding missions with me in the future
14:59:41 <NanaBonana> well
14:59:49 <NanaBonana> i kinda cant not be afraid
14:59:54 <NanaBonana> its now mah job ]=
15:02:00 <Nic> when we get some imagery from netgear im going to make a rotating banner ad
15:02:39 <NanaBonana> im trying to get a web banner
15:02:42 <NanaBonana> for cafe2u
15:02:47 <Nic> fuck those little thumbnailly 40x120 links
15:03:03 <Adzgibbo_WORK> and if scoutlan is fully working.. pumping we could make dollarz and nana could afford to live..
15:03:21 <NanaBonana> =D
15:03:35 <NanaBonana> and if you get the computer store running
15:03:47 <Adzgibbo_WORK> hahahaha.. no chance..
15:03:52 <NanaBonana> =o
15:03:58 <Nic> wait, no .. ive got it
15:04:07 <Nic> give me a tech area in the kitchen, i'll sell ram over the counter
15:04:22 <Adzgibbo_WORK> hot rams
15:04:25 <NanaBonana> mmm
15:04:37 <Nic> spare PSUs and shit for hardware failures at lans
15:04:54 <NanaBonana> and! pay like $5 for some overclocking ;o
15:05:13 <Nic> i fixed three computers at the lan last time
15:05:19 <Nic> i should be charging money for this!
15:05:25 <NanaBonana> exactly
15:06:00 <Adzgibbo_WORK> http://www.jinx.com/women/shirts/geek/fresh_data.html?catid=149&cs=2&csd=149
15:06:26 <NanaBonana> wait... that shirt says something?
15:06:30 <NanaBonana> =p
15:06:52 <Nic> that bitch looks hawt
15:07:10 <NanaBonana> Nic, this is the ONLY banner i can find: http://www.countyfetes.co.uk/directory/northwest/fooddrink/drinksunits/photos/cafe2u1.jpg
15:07:15 <NanaBonana> and i have to go afk
15:07:51 <Adzgibbo_WORK> is not as hot as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Strahovski
15:07:53 <Adzgibbo_WORK> BAM!!!
15:07:59 <Adzgibbo_WORK> id tap that!!
15:08:17 <Nic> id smash that
15:09:51 <Nic> http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/catroulette.html?catid=3&cs=2&csd=3
15:09:52 <Adzgibbo_WORK> i think i should party with her.......
15:09:56 <Adzgibbo_WORK> in her pants!
15:11:17 <Adzgibbo_WORK> NanaBonana you can have Caito if i get her!
15:14:57 <Nic> we should all get girlfriends and then just trade them with each other every month or so
15:15:23 <Adzgibbo_WORK> well i put dibs on Yvonne Strahovski
15:15:53 <Adzgibbo_WORK> or Jennifer Aniston
15:16:04 <NanaBonana> omg...
15:16:06 <Nic> pam beasley
15:16:11 <NanaBonana> mmm
15:16:12 <Adzgibbo_WORK> fuck win!
15:16:26 <NanaBonana> THE OFFICE IS TOMORROW
15:16:34 <Adzgibbo_WORK> i fucking know this right!
15:17:03 <Nic> id fuck jan levinson behind the shed and not tell anyone
15:17:46 <NanaBonana> Meredith Palmer.... ewww
15:18:10 <Adzgibbo_WORK> just quietly.. i wouldnt tell.. but i think that i would need photos of her.. SHE IS HOT
15:18:43 <Nic> i assume you are talking about jan levinson, not meredith
15:18:48 <NanaBonana> lol
15:18:59 <Adzgibbo_WORK> fuck yeah i am..
15:19:05 <Adzgibbo_WORK> meredith is wtf
15:19:12 * Nic hi5s like todd packer
15:20:18 <Nic> id do a three way with holly flax and karen fillipelli
15:20:23 <Adzgibbo_WORK> "What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mum? This guy!!!"
15:20:44 <Adzgibbo_WORK> Well Karen is my girl.. she plays COD
15:21:01 <NanaBonana> that was awesome when they played
15:21:03 <NanaBonana> cod
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15:21:31 <Adzgibbo_WORK> i know.. ive watch that ep a few times..
15:22:01 <h20> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80423548/
15:22:13 <h20> hollywood undead
15:22:40 <Nic> so i am like dwight schrute, Adzgibbo can be ryan the temp,
15:22:54 <Nic> what is NanaBonana
15:22:56 <NanaBonana> and me? who am i?!
15:23:27 <Nic> maybe i am more like creed, and you can be ryan the temp, and adz can be jim halpert
15:23:27 <NanaBonana> i cant be jim... becuase i am pro at cod
15:23:39 <Adzgibbo_WORK> Nic we have been through this.. i and not him.. im jim
15:23:40 <NanaBonana> i dont wanna be ryan
15:23:42 <NanaBonana> he is a douche
15:24:11 <Adzgibbo_WORK> NanaBonana you must be stanley then
15:24:19 <NanaBonana> hmm
15:24:20 <NanaBonana> maybe
15:24:32 <Nic> this office isnt running without a michael scott
15:24:40 <NanaBonana> actually
15:24:44 <NanaBonana> i could be michael...
15:24:49 <NanaBonana> i dont do work that often
15:25:04 <Adzgibbo_WORK> what about AZ
15:25:15 <NanaBonana> ryan?
15:25:18 <Adzgibbo_WORK> haha epic
15:25:52 <NanaBonana> caito must be pam
15:26:16 <Nic> nah i have to be dwight, Joori can be creed
15:26:26 <Adzgibbo_WORK> haha epic
15:26:30 <Nic> hawk is andy bernard?
15:26:41 <NanaBonana> hmm
15:26:56 * Adzgibbo_WORK hides Andy's phone
15:27:02 <NanaBonana> lolololol
15:27:27 <NanaBonana> F
15:27:30 <NanaBonana> U
15:27:32 <NanaBonana> C
15:27:34 <NanaBonana> K
15:27:38 <NanaBonana> i have to go soon ]=
15:28:39 <Nic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTr-Nui1tDg
15:28:41 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Michael Scott, Toby Returns."
15:28:57 <h20> teacher: name three kings that have made people happy? Student: smo-king fuc-king and drin-king
15:29:11 <NanaBonana> nic that is win...
15:30:09 <NanaBonana> and time for me to go
15:30:18 <NanaBonana> talk soon!
15:30:26 <Adzgibbo_WORK> k NanaBonana right on
15:30:37 <Nic> cya palness
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15:47:39 <NanaBonana_mob> Fucking bored already
15:47:48 <NanaBonana_mob> Just got on the train...
15:48:01 <Nic> lol
15:48:13 <Nic> im getting F1 2010 off //adzgibserver/
15:48:14 <NanaBonana_mob> Nou
15:48:25 <NanaBonana_mob> Omg
15:48:32 <NanaBonana_mob> Hate you all
15:48:53 <NanaBonana_mob> It looks like an epic game
15:49:01 <Nic> i like driving games especially
15:49:08 <Nic> i dont like drift though, that game is sucks
15:49:10 <NanaBonana_mob> Awesome
15:49:13 <Nic> but flatout 2 on the other hand is win
15:49:20 <NanaBonana_mob> Grid?
15:49:27 <Nic> yeah grid, drift .. whatever
15:49:34 <Nic> grid is what i meant, i played it twice and fucking raged
15:49:44 <NanaBonana_mob> Omg
15:49:49 <NanaBonana_mob> Its awesome
15:50:00 <NanaBonana_mob> What about nfs shift?
15:50:18 <Nic> havent played it, but there is a new nfs hot persuit coming out soon
15:50:22 <Nic> im rly looking forward to that
15:51:07 <NanaBonana_mob> Hmm I think I should look over these notes my group wanted me to...
15:51:16 <NanaBonana_mob> Bbs
15:51:25 <Nic> kk
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16:04:20 <NanaBonana_mob> Well tha was boringt
16:04:30 <Nic> group notes?
16:04:32 <Nic> lol
16:04:55 <NanaBonana_mob> Was notes on how we are going to do the report
16:05:40 <NanaBonana_mob> This class is the worst ever
16:06:40 <Nic> what is the topic ?
16:07:16 <NanaBonana_mob> Sustainability with engineering
16:07:54 <NanaBonana_mob> And we are doing transport
16:08:29 <NanaBonana_mob> We have to come up with transport ideas for a very small country town
16:08:41 <Nic> chairlifts motherfucker
16:08:53 <NanaBonana_mob> Lol
16:09:49 <NanaBonana_mob> We are doing a bridge and a air strip
16:10:25 <NanaBonana_mob> Can't wait for fucking saturday
16:10:40 <Nic> abolish roads, put wooden floorboards in place, give everyone rollerskates
16:10:51 <NanaBonana_mob> Lol
16:14:10 <NanaBonana_mob> Bah I'm off...
16:14:18 <Nic> catch u
16:14:21 <NanaBonana_mob> Talk later kb!
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16:45:15 <Stardrifter> ahah
16:45:26 <Stardrifter> you two r so gay for exahother :P
16:45:39 <Stardrifter> *eachother
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17:13:54 <Joori> :|
17:14:01 <h20> :P
17:14:23 <Joori> netsplits ftl
17:14:36 <h20> 6 days tobacco
17:14:37 <h20> lol
17:14:45 <h20> boiling eggs
17:14:50 <h20> should be ready in 1 minute
17:16:29 <Joori> we had lamb cho0ps
17:16:42 <Joori> not bad, considering i went out with a mate after work for a couple drinks at the local.
17:16:48 * Joori is flying highhhhhhhhh
17:20:00 <Joori> Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough? Take it, take it, baby, baby. Take it, take it, love me, love me.
17:20:02 * Joori sings
17:20:26 <Nic> what the ...
17:20:35 <ash> :]
17:20:45 <Nic> >;->
17:20:52 <ash> xgaslaxyh sux
17:25:49 <h20> rihanna
17:25:50 <h20> lol
17:25:52 <Joori> Cmon Nic you rude bwoy
17:25:56 <Joori> is you big enough?!
17:35:50 <h20> http://www.mofahaimages.com/b3ta/angelinanotsofuckingjolie.jpg
17:37:54 <Joori> lol
17:38:11 <h20> sick of this rollie going out
17:38:17 <Joori> yeah same
17:38:28 <Joori> mine went out like 7 times while havin drinks
17:38:32 <Joori> pissed me off
17:39:19 <Joori> to add to that, some mother fucker tried infecting me when i downloaded an nzb :o MOTHERFUCKER! - but i r da winrar and pwned it back. no infection for meeee >:D
17:39:37 <h20> man u missed hot seat
17:39:43 <h20> fucking retarded bitch
17:39:51 <h20> said port arthur is on the $5 note
17:39:53 <h20> fucking idiot
17:39:57 <Joori> ROFL
17:40:14 <Joori> everyone knows it's ivan milat
17:40:16 <Joori> >o
17:40:17 <Joori> :o
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17:41:31 <h20> lol
17:44:56 <Joori> cmon nic, nic, nic can you get it up? cmon nic, nic, nic is you big enough.. take it, take it, niccy, niccy, take it, take it, love me, love me.
17:44:58 <Joori> <3
17:45:05 <Joori> less than three ok?!
17:45:12 <Nic> lol
17:46:44 * Joori bops to rihanna the horny biatch
17:46:56 <Joori> i wouldn't let my daughters listen to her tho :o
17:47:02 <h20> lol
17:47:07 * Joori goes out and buys ear plugs for them
17:47:09 <h20> or kesha
17:47:15 <Joori> lol yeah
17:47:25 <Joori> but it's ok if i listen to them >:D
17:47:28 <h20> her and her glory holes
17:48:15 <Joori> lol
17:57:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v damian
17:57:31 <h20> http://okazu.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/ILY-767620.gif Nic you shouldnt have
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18:04:50 <Joori> come here use, usenet can u list it up. come here use, usenet let me leech it up. leech it, leech it, pirate, pirate. leech it, leech it, love it, love it!
18:05:58 <h20> My wife put a dent in my car backing out the garage this morning .
18:06:00 <h20> The fat bitch needs to start looking where she's walking
18:06:58 <Nic> this is a problem i have seen with women in general
18:07:43 <h20> Paris Hilton has been denied entry to Japan.
18:07:44 <h20> I think it's unfair. No one has ever been denied entry to Paris.
18:08:01 <Nic> Haha
18:11:06 <h20> I'm now not too interested in watching the sport at the commonwealth games.
18:11:06 <h20> I'll be tuning in to watch live all the chaos as the stadium collapses.
18:11:39 <Joori> they'll be more on the collapses than the actual games
18:11:57 <Joori> thats what happens when you leave shit to the last minute and have to rush it all
18:12:02 <Joori> like DURR retards.
18:12:50 <Joori> who's bright idea was it to let an almost 3rd world country (actually i'll class it as 3rd world) host any games :o - i'd like to give them the 'clap clap for the handicap' award
18:12:54 <h20> lol
18:13:11 <h20> lol
18:15:26 <Joori> come here, deh-li, li.. can you get it up.. come here deh-li, li is it strong enough.. build it, build it, retards, retards. today, today, not tomorrow!
18:15:28 * Joori bops
18:15:49 * Joori sighs
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18:16:07 <Joori> RUDE BWOY!
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18:21:27 <NanaBonana_mob> I'm on the train again =D
18:22:08 <NanaBonana_mob> Adzgibbo, you there?
18:22:52 <Joori> Choo, Choo!
18:23:02 <NanaBonana_mob> Ikr
18:23:44 <Nic> i dunno where adz is
18:23:57 <Joori> he's here at my join havin a few scooners
18:24:00 <Joori> +t
18:24:25 <h20> Joori they are pots in qld
18:24:26 <h20> :P
18:25:03 <Joori> he's in nsw so it's just a jug :|
18:25:10 <NanaBonana_mob> I was just gonna ask if he wanted my parents van to come on sat... But I can ask him later
18:25:33 <h20> Seriously, having alzhimers is great,
18:25:33 <h20> You don't know what you're missing
18:25:57 <NanaBonana_mob> Lol
18:26:28 <h20> You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
18:27:07 * Joori sings there's a place down town, where the freaks all come around. it's a hole in the wall. it's a dirty free for all!
18:27:25 <h20> lol
18:28:48 <NanaBonana_mob> Gah, I'm bored
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18:30:00 <Joori> killz0r
18:30:13 <h20> yup
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18:32:34 <Joori> stalker!
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18:33:57 <Joori> you know whats funny. h20 is 115.128 and the ban is on 115.130 - h20 is da winrar!
18:34:52 <Nic> that can all change :P
18:35:38 <Joori> knock on wood
18:36:24 <Joori> i wanna know where this place down town is that all the freaks come around for the hole in the wall :o
18:36:48 <GrEmLiNz> its my front fence
18:36:51 <GrEmLiNz> :>
18:36:56 <Joori> lol
18:37:08 <Joori> it's a dirty free for all?
18:37:17 <GrEmLiNz> absolutely
18:37:34 <Joori> sweet, im cruisin over to participate!
18:37:44 <GrEmLiNz> wicked
18:38:45 <Joori> i've got this wicked freddy kruger type mark on my hand from the freakin tape gun biting me good and proper today :|
18:39:16 <Joori> took me a few minutes to realise it was me pissing out blood all over the new hyundai signage >:D
18:39:25 <GrEmLiNz> compo!
18:39:57 <Joori> lol
18:40:37 <Joori> knowing my blood is on one of the signs is good enough tho
18:41:09 <Joori> making people think buying a hyundai i20 will make you bleed = winrar
18:49:39 <Stardriftr> well
18:49:46 <Stardriftr> having a crash in one will make u bleed
18:50:33 <Stardriftr> oh yeh
18:50:56 <Stardriftr> some dude in a newish falcon tried to beat me off at a set of lights
18:51:05 <Stardriftr> wait
18:51:07 <Stardriftr> that sounds bad
18:51:12 <Stardriftr> but u know what i mean
18:51:20 <h20> How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
18:51:21 <h20> They tell you.
18:51:29 <Stardriftr> again and again
18:51:40 <Stardriftr> but yeh
18:52:04 <Stardriftr> got to 60.. <=- speed limit and he was liek 1/4 ahead
18:52:13 <Stardriftr> i drive a yaris :3
18:52:19 <Stardriftr> and yeh
18:52:22 <Stardriftr> he was tryin
18:52:27 <Stardriftr> ^_^
18:52:39 <Nic> Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have
18:52:39 <Nic> found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
18:52:41 <Nic> Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
18:52:43 <Nic> When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
18:52:45 <Nic> M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
18:52:47 <Nic> along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
18:52:49 <Nic> This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
18:53:57 <Stardriftr> ahaha
18:54:05 <Stardriftr> brilliance :D
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18:55:18 <h20> India.
18:55:19 <h20> Taking the wealth out of Commonwealth
18:55:52 <Nic> Stardriftr, how do you beat the eyebat king?
18:55:56 <Nic> that thing is fucking evil
18:56:13 <Stardriftr> nfi
18:56:25 <Stardriftr> i'm gonna go with
18:56:26 <Nic> he's on the 5th floor of amber dream
18:56:29 <Nic> or whatever its called
18:56:30 <Stardriftr> NOT CHARME!
18:56:36 <Stardriftr> useless tart
18:56:56 <Nic> i finally sold caillou what he ordered and he buys shit from my store now
18:57:02 <Nic> ive just gotta get him to give me his card
18:57:04 <Stardriftr> eh?
18:57:18 <Stardriftr> the bat wing/lizard whatsit etc?
18:57:39 <Stardriftr> liek that junk is hard to get :P
18:57:49 <Stardriftr> though
18:57:56 <Nic> maybe, it took me a while to get the drops
18:58:06 <Stardriftr> the lizard on a stick is more useful to make into a hat for lui
18:58:12 <Nic> http://recettear.wikia.com/wiki/Eyebat_King
18:58:27 <Nic> think this wikia only popped up not that long ago
18:59:09 <Stardriftr> i have a tactic!
18:59:14 <Joori> omg props to the M&M's !
18:59:17 <Stardriftr> poke him in the eye
18:59:19 <Stardriftr> :3
18:59:32 <NanaBonana> fucking superman cunt raged at me because he was kicked =\
18:59:44 <Nic> he's a trouble maker
18:59:53 <Stardriftr> aha
18:59:59 <Stardriftr> i don't get ppl who do that
19:00:10 <Joori> just hand him a cup of concrete and tell gim to harden the fuck up
19:00:11 <Stardriftr> what does it prove?
19:00:28 <Joori> it proves what a keyboard warrior he is
19:00:33 <Stardriftr> yes.. i'm going to unban u because ur more annoying than originally percieved
19:00:36 <Joori> RAWRRRRRRR KEYBWOARD WARRIORRRRR
19:02:03 <Nic> i just murdered dinner like a boss
19:02:09 <Joori> lol
19:02:23 <Joori> i slaughtered mine proper
19:02:36 <Joori> and gulped down 2 cups of coffee in the process
19:03:20 <Joori> so like after work, it's been.. 2 scooners of VB, 4 lamb chops + salad and 2 cups of coffee.. mind you throughout the day ive had 4 500ml cans of ROCKSTAR Guava flavoured energy drinks
19:03:39 <Joori> any wonder why i was taping up shit so fast and generally being a right chatter box
19:03:39 <Joori> :)
19:03:56 <Nic> omg, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
19:04:27 <Joori> AND dancing to rihanna's rude bwoy while i sneaked peaks at the samoan doin a sweet sexy dance
19:04:30 <Joori> man today was ace
19:04:37 * Joori nods
19:05:39 <Joori> her sister has access to her facebook and removed me from sarah's friends list.. every time i sent a request through she'd ignore it, so i sly'd my way through and sent another @ 4:30am >:D
19:05:42 <Joori> i r da winrar!
19:05:51 <Joori> if she deletes me again ima go ape shit on her ass
19:05:59 <Nic> My job is so freaking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
19:06:00 <Nic> First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but dang is she completely useless.
19:06:01 <Nic> The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup.
19:06:02 <Nic> She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
19:06:03 <Nic> She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
19:06:04 <Nic> The next chick is completely the opposite.
19:06:05 <Nic> She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
19:06:06 <Nic> Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
19:06:07 <Nic> I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
19:06:08 <Nic> But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the freaking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
19:06:10 <Nic> In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
19:06:10 <Nic> He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big freaking dog to work.
19:06:11 <Nic> Every freaking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Heck, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
19:06:12 <Nic> Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
19:06:13 <Nic> Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.
19:06:13 Kick: Nic was kicked by ravage (flood)
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19:06:39 <Nic> Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
19:06:39 <Nic> Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.
19:06:48 <Lish> god
19:06:52 <Lish> you must type fast
19:07:07 <Lish> i type real fast but u must type like ur on speed or summin
19:07:39 <Joori> haha scooby doooo!
19:07:46 <Nic> did you even read it, Lish :P
19:08:30 <Lish> nup
19:08:37 <Lish> didnt bother
19:09:32 <Joori> lol
19:09:40 <Nic> I have a fake account on this dating site, RSVP.
19:09:41 <Nic> It's got images of this really good looking guy, has a better job than mine, etc.
19:09:42 <Nic> I log into it daily and there's ALWAYS messages from hot chicks.
19:09:44 <Nic> I always shoot them down in the harshest way possible, commenting on their poor looks and telling them they need to set their sights a little lower, and then block them before they can respond.
19:09:44 <Nic> Then, with their self-esteem crushed, I log into my real account with my real pictures and information and message them and hit on them while they're feeling ugly and more willing to lower their standards.
19:09:45 <Nic> You'd be amazed how often it's worked. Even gotten me laid a few times.
19:11:02 <Lish> lol
19:11:04 <Joori> HAHAHAHAHA
19:11:07 <Lish> thats mean
19:11:10 <Joori> now thats class right there!
19:12:36 <h20> lol
19:13:00 <Nic> O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little
19:13:05 <Nic> monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan.
19:13:10 <Nic> Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my
19:13:15 <Nic> problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all
19:13:20 <Nic> orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the
19:13:26 <Nic> world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're
19:13:29 <Lish> too mcuh
19:13:30 <Nic> seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in
19:13:32 <Lish> you need to summarise
19:13:36 <Nic> big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say
19:13:36 <Lish> or i wont read it
19:13:37 <Lish> :)
19:13:37 <h20> like telling a fat macdonalds chick when she says sorry about the wait in the drive thru you say you`ll lose it
19:13:40 <Nic> something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It
19:13:46 <Nic> gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used
19:13:50 <Nic> to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy
19:13:55 <Nic> with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling.
19:14:05 <Nic> "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I
19:14:10 <Nic> dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight.
19:14:15 <Nic> (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems
19:14:20 <Nic> kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name
19:14:25 <Nic> again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so
19:14:30 <Nic> don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making
19:14:35 <Nic> Mojitos'."
19:14:45 <Nic> At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the
19:14:50 <Nic> wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide.
19:14:55 <Nic> Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase
19:15:00 <Nic> her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on MSN. You get invited to
19:15:05 <Nic> family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family.
19:15:10 <Nic> You're one big Brady Bunch.
19:15:20 <Nic> Then the orangutan fucks her mother.
19:16:38 <Joori> LOL WHUT?!
19:20:52 <damian> goddamn orangutans.
19:20:59 <damian> they're always screwing peoples mothers
19:21:11 <Stardriftr> motherfucking orangutans?
19:25:34 <h20> i need a usa proxy
19:26:36 <Joori> http://www.freshproxy.org/
19:27:34 <h20> man
19:27:37 <h20> they are out of date
19:29:58 <Joori> try em anyway they might still work :P
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19:34:30 <Joori> lol @ sms.. "you said you'd ring after work and you didn't :( - i just know you're with some whore!"
19:34:32 * Joori sighs
19:34:40 <Joori> im gonna be a prick and not respond or anything
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19:35:12 <Stardriftr> yeh.. and she's totally worth the money :D
19:36:51 <Joori> meh i can't do anything right anyway.. i do nothing, i get in the shit. i do something, i still get in the shit
19:40:37 <Stardriftr> ya rly
19:45:49 <Nic> i know the feeling
19:50:29 <Joori> oh well, i'm going out tomorrow night anyway so she wont hear from me all weekend >:D
19:50:54 <Nic> haters gonna hate >;->
19:51:04 <Joori> wurd
19:52:24 <Joori> anyyywayyy im off to bedski. night brothers and sisters
19:52:39 <Nic> cya pal
19:55:13 <Lish> haha
19:55:24 <Lish> its like 8pm
19:56:09 <Nic> he starts work early and finishes early
19:56:11 <Nic> whats wrong with that
19:57:25 <Stardriftr> lots
19:57:47 <Stardriftr> it makes it hard to have a big night of a weekend
19:58:14 <Stardriftr> cos ur body is all
19:58:29 <Stardriftr> i should be fuckign sleeping nao!
19:58:38 <Stardriftr> *die*
19:58:54 <Stardriftr> it's why i have problems with the actual scoutlans now
19:58:55 <Stardriftr> eheh
19:59:18 <Stardriftr> cos it hits like 9pm and i'm rewted
19:59:42 <Stardriftr> no matter how much awake i consume
20:00:02 <Stardriftr> and i'll be honest
20:00:08 <Stardriftr> i drink a lot of it :D
20:00:48 <Nic> it gets worse as you get older
20:00:57 <Stardriftr> .....
20:01:00 <Stardriftr> hi thar
20:01:11 <Stardriftr> i'ma turning 32.. on sanday
20:01:15 <Stardriftr> sunday
20:01:19 <Stardriftr> :P
20:01:27 <Stardriftr> i tihnk
20:01:31 <Stardriftr> the 32 bit
20:01:34 <Stardriftr> not hte sunday one
20:01:43 <Stardriftr> yeh
20:01:45 <Stardriftr> sounds right
20:03:04 <Nic> lol
20:03:30 <Nic> doin anything special for your b'day ?
20:03:38 <Stardriftr> negtiv
20:04:05 <Stardriftr> gonna get SMASHED next weekend though
20:04:13 <Stardriftr> at mates bday thingo
20:04:24 <Stardriftr> well
20:04:33 <Stardriftr> aslong as i can passout somewhere reasonable
20:04:43 <Nic> haha, that doesnt always happen
20:04:44 <Stardriftr> sleeping in car is not an option
20:04:50 <Nic> no, thats a bad idea
20:05:00 <Stardriftr> ya rly
20:05:04 <Stardriftr> mah car is short :P
20:05:30 <Stardriftr> i need to like
20:05:38 <Stardriftr> remove from passenger seat
20:05:57 <Stardriftr> and install a flat thingo at height with the rear folded down seats n stuff
20:06:04 <Stardriftr> then that'd be shiny
20:06:57 <Nic> that and you wouldnt want to be parked out on the street sleeping in your car, the cops can get you for it
20:07:05 <Stardriftr> sah?
20:07:13 <Stardriftr> not if u don't have the keys
20:07:29 <Stardriftr> cos then u are not in control of the vehicle
20:07:37 <Stardriftr> :3
20:08:25 <Stardriftr> from memory atleast
20:08:28 <Stardriftr> but then again
20:08:33 <Stardriftr> rules change constantly
20:08:56 <Stardriftr> wtf is with this P platers not being able to carry more than 1 passenger after.. 11pm?
20:09:06 <Nic> really?
20:09:12 <Nic> when did that rule change?
20:09:24 <Stardriftr> ?
20:09:32 <Stardriftr> wasn't about when i had p's :P
20:09:41 <Stardriftr> or wasn't enforced atleast
20:09:49 <Stardriftr> cos it was on no info i was given
20:09:51 <Nic> ive never heard of that
20:09:58 <Stardriftr> oh
20:10:12 <Stardriftr> yeh onea the apprentice kids lost his licence for 6 months over it i think
20:10:24 <Stardriftr> was really shit too
20:10:26 <Nic> fuck, how long ago was that ?
20:10:53 <Stardriftr> cos he was driving his girlfirend and her lil sister home cos her parents were too wasted
20:11:00 <Stardriftr> erm
20:11:08 <Stardriftr> he only just got it back liek 2 weeks ago?
20:11:25 <Nic> thats such a cunt act of a rule
20:11:30 <Stardriftr> yeh n no
20:11:43 <Stardriftr> young ppl act stupid in groups
20:11:59 <Stardriftr> and get stupider as the night wears on
20:12:28 <Stardriftr> but the coppers should use a lil judgement on it
20:12:58 <Stardriftr> bogandore full of dickheads = bye bye licence
20:14:17 <Stardriftr> sober guy in crummy old work ute driving straight home form a party... i'd let that shit slide
20:15:01 <Stardriftr> shmeh
20:15:11 <Nic> yeh apparently cops dont always use judgement though
20:15:17 <Stardriftr> some do
20:15:29 <Stardriftr> i got off on a speeding fine in my shiny wannabe sportscar
20:15:51 <Stardriftr> copper just wanted a close looksee :3
20:16:40 <Stardriftr> think i was doing ~110 in an 80 zone even
20:17:09 <Nic> haha wow, normally they come down harder on people with sports cars
20:17:18 <Stardriftr> wannabe
20:17:23 <Stardriftr> it was an MG
20:17:30 <Stardriftr> n the cop was liek 45 or something
20:17:57 <Stardriftr> old ppl like mg's
20:17:59 <Stardriftr> ^_^
20:18:48 <Nic> haha
20:19:02 <Nic> how far you gotten in amber dreams dungeon?
20:19:12 <Stardriftr> nowhere!
20:19:39 <Stardriftr> haven't played it since.... saturday or something
20:19:50 <Stardriftr> can't be assed
20:20:07 <Nic> i have too much free time on my hands apparently
20:20:12 <Stardriftr> yes
20:20:13 <Stardriftr> so
20:20:20 <Stardriftr> code me some database hobo
20:20:22 <Stardriftr> ^_^
20:20:52 <Stardriftr> i'm actually finding this as entertaining as recettear overall
20:20:54 <Nic> apparently NanaBonana is a paid coder for scoutlan now, you just have to convince him its for scoutlan and he will do it
20:21:11 <Stardriftr> the whole figuring out how shit all fits together deal is fun for me
20:21:16 <NanaBonana> not paid
20:21:26 <NanaBonana> and i am 1/2 reading this so
20:21:29 <Nic> lol, i knew that would get your attention :P
20:21:32 <NanaBonana> good work trying to trick me
20:21:33 <Stardriftr> specially with the shthouse documentation about
20:22:03 <Stardriftr> ahah
20:22:07 <Stardriftr> i'd pay him
20:22:17 <Stardriftr> liek 100$ to totally finish this up for me
20:23:43 <Stardriftr> silence while NB tries to figure out if i'mn serious or not.. and what the catch is :P
20:24:12 <NanaBonana> no i dont think im gonna do it
20:24:21 <NanaBonana> i have other shit i have to do for a while
20:24:26 <Stardriftr> aha
20:24:29 <Stardriftr> fair nuff
20:24:38 Nick: Stardriftr is now known as Stardrifter
20:24:49 <Stardrifter> as i said it does kinda keep me amused atm
20:38:53 <Nic> this shit looks cool
20:38:53 <Nic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp_La4rkvHA
20:38:54 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Hockey Nations 2010 HD Two-Player Game-play"
21:28:53 <NanaBonana> Erin: "Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours except once when I was in the hospital from age 3 to 6"
21:29:46 <Nic> whut
21:29:59 <NanaBonana> its a quote from the office s06e18
21:30:12 <Nic> oh rite, i havent seen all of season 6
21:30:19 <NanaBonana> :O
21:30:28 <NanaBonana> AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A OFFICE FAN?!
21:30:45 <Nic> i got caught up watching breaking bad, plus i find the office so addictive that i prefer to get a whole season and watch them back to back
21:36:44 <NanaBonana> wow...
21:36:50 <NanaBonana> my dad is a bit of a dickhead
21:37:18 <NanaBonana> he wants out printer/scanner software to scan a file then send it to the web gmail
21:37:33 <NanaBonana> and he was getting angry at me because "i havent set it up"
21:38:11 <Nic> most scan software has the ability to scan to email, but it only works with pop3 accounts.. but i suppose you could do that and then just forward it to gmail
21:38:33 <NanaBonana> he wants it sent through to the web interface for gmail
21:38:46 <NanaBonana> and he was complaining because the software wasnt picking it up =\
21:38:55 <Nic> id be angry that you havent set it up yet too
21:39:01 <NanaBonana> fuck you nic
21:39:03 <Nic> haha
21:39:11 <Nic> the guy who sits next to me at work
21:39:12 <NanaBonana> i sat there and let him tell me all the fucking options
21:39:17 <Nic> had a customer ask him to install google on his computer
21:39:20 <NanaBonana> I SET IT UP HOW HE WANTED IT AT THE TIME
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