// #scoutlan — 2010-08-15
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00:10:44 <knifebunny> sup
00:11:20 <knifebunny> one or more of you must be available for conversation
00:11:53 <Joori> i am :D
00:12:04 <Joori> just arsetube'n
00:12:07 <knifebunny> fuck year, my pal Joori in the house!
00:12:10 <Joori> trying to entertain myself
00:12:22 <knifebunny> hows the rockings going on?
00:12:35 <Joori> watching a mike tyson interview. he's goin nuts
00:12:46 <Alexandria> oh you are back :P
00:13:07 <knifebunny> when you can afford a tooth made of gold, you have the ability to go nuts without accord
00:13:34 * knifebunny waves @ Alexandria
00:14:04 <Alexandria> :>
00:14:25 <knifebunny> im sick of going out on the town, too many tramps and the music is loud and the dudes are faggots
00:14:54 <Alexandria> lol
00:15:45 <Joori> my sis went out tonight
00:15:47 <knifebunny> i am sure they are wild preconceptions, just as well as there are preconceptions based on my appearance made against me
00:15:51 <Joori> lucky me, i get to stay online
00:16:10 <knifebunny> but it's a bit annoying when two glasses of scotch cost $17 and it's "farmers floor special" brand of scotch
00:16:10 <Joori> just bite the head off a bat if they stare at u nic
00:16:57 <Joori> i hate how much they charge for grog
00:17:02 <Joori> rort and a half
00:17:10 <knifebunny> i only semi goth'd it up tonight, i wasnt wearing my arm warmers, eye shadow or fishnets .. so i didnt get as many judgemental looks as usual
00:17:27 <Joori> may aswell stay at home, pump the choonz and drink your own grog
00:17:58 <Joori> goth chicks rock tho so i'd dress it up if it meant i could score with a gothy :P
00:18:24 <knifebunny> i had to have a joyous occasion with friends in a social environment in a way that made me appear to be a functioning member of society
00:18:43 <knifebunny> the food was real good, and i didnt suck at pool
00:19:01 <Joori> it's been quite sometime since i last played pool :o
00:19:42 <knifebunny> ive got my pool table downstairs under the house, but it's not perfectly level so it has it's own personality, but i dont have enough people to play with me!
00:20:33 * Joori flies up north again to have a round of pool wif nic
00:21:59 <knifebunny> yeah well i shaved this morning .. so as the song would say "cheap wine and a three day growth", it's going to be more like "cheap wine and a cleanly shaven bunny"
00:22:19 <knifebunny> also im a little bit drunk, so ask me anything !
00:22:44 <Joori> umm
00:23:00 <Joori> what did u drink ?
00:23:18 <knifebunny> wine -> beer -> scotch -> wine
00:23:41 * Joori contaminates all the wine crops with tree poison
00:23:43 <Joori> :P
00:24:01 <knifebunny> haha
00:24:14 <knifebunny> ;-|
00:24:22 <Joori> here's a question. does ur bumhole stink?
00:24:40 <knifebunny> wat
00:24:52 <Joori> lol
00:25:10 <Joori> mine smells nice, but so it should since i had a shower earlier
00:25:49 <knifebunny> im close enough, i think, to say no .. but i have an in-built detector whereby if someone with butt-related issues is in the vacinity that i have the ability to sniff out abnormalities,
00:26:01 <Joori> lol
00:26:25 <knifebunny> and my internal alert system dictated that there were a sheer majority of women out tonight whom were avoidable based on skirt length and heel-height
00:27:53 <Joori> sif not take pics like a stalker
00:28:28 <knifebunny> my friend got angry at me, we walked buy a pack of 3 girls and they all said hi, so i kept walking
00:28:41 <knifebunny> and he was like "hey man what the hell", thinking it was his lead in
00:28:52 <Joori> lmao
00:28:56 <knifebunny> but my internal detection system said NO
00:29:13 <knifebunny> sure enough, as we turned around, all of their "boyfriends" were surrounding them
00:29:13 <Joori> "hi" *walks by as if they didn't exist* "what a wanker!"
00:29:21 <knifebunny> great, im glad i didnt get into a fight tonight
00:30:18 <Joori> if it meant u got pussy why not i say.
00:31:03 <Joori> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/opinion/nbn-is-welfare-for-tech-heads/story-e6frg6zo-1225904633837
00:31:06 <Joori> lol @ 2nd comment
00:31:12 <knifebunny> whilst i hate judgemental characters, and i do suffer from the issue of being judgemental myself, i could tell by means of analysis that none of the women could spell
00:31:14 <Joori> gimme my EN BEE EN!
00:31:24 <knifebunny> an instant turn off, also .. i kinda am .. you know, seeing someone
00:31:34 <Joori> oh right right
00:32:33 <knifebunny> i dont want to talk about the NBN, it's deceitful
00:34:08 <Joori> YBN (Yuri's Broadband Network) totaly unfiltered, unrestricted, super dooper fast internetz. able to download the entire internetz 50 times over in a matter of 5 seconds
00:34:52 <Joori> i don't really care tbh, im gettin 12mbit and thats pretty quick and i don't have to wait for any buffering on vids and shit but faster is always welcome :D
00:35:30 <knifebunny> my level of concern is that of the filtering aspect, because that will hurt australia more than "suffering" with our current speeds
00:36:11 <knifebunny> and the growth of mobile broadband really alleviates the problem of coverage, despite the fact that it attracts a higher price tag, you should be expected to pay more for broadband if you are farmer joe, rather than the tax payers
00:36:49 <knifebunny> it's not my fault you milk cows for a living, though i have friends that live in the inner cities and their girlfriends are close to what i would consider cows with which they tend to like milking so, go figure
00:36:53 <Joori> indeed, those stuck on 8mbit get raped hard by the ISP's. we were paying 99 a month for 50gig (uploads not included)
00:37:11 <Joori> compared to the 50 a month i pay now for 180gig and 12mbit
00:37:27 <Joori> 500gig is available for an extra 10 bux
00:37:32 <Joori> but i don't need that yet
00:37:34 <NanaBonana> i pay $60 a month for 20/umlimited on 1.5mbit...
00:37:50 <NanaBonana> because my exchange doesnt have adsl2+ with aapt
00:37:51 <Joori> :o
00:38:06 <Joori> 8mbit is adsl1
00:38:07 <NanaBonana> but when it does it will be $45 for 20/unlimited
00:38:16 <NanaBonana> aapt only does 1.5
00:39:01 <Joori> i have friends up north who are with aapt
00:44:15 <knifebunny> hurr durr, smart chat
00:44:48 <knifebunny> what are you animals listening to? the cab driver was chillin' with some genesis on the way home, so i was headbanging
00:45:09 <knifebunny> he thought i was going to throw up, but i disclaimed i was okay and just revelling in the goodness, and shit was fine after that
00:45:44 <Joori> haha
00:45:58 <Joori> get some doof doof into ya
00:47:02 <knifebunny> :|
00:48:11 <Joori> argh youtube has some pretty retarded clips. im getting tired of seeing shaytard and his tard family plastered all over the page. i mean, i could walk around filming my entire day - easy peasy japaneasy
00:49:46 <knifebunny> youtube needs a "im feeling lucky" button
00:50:19 <Joori> definately
00:51:09 <Joori> im thinking how much hdd space is taken up by random retarded videos of pure retardedness and useless crap. never mind the HD versions which would no doubt take up more space
00:51:13 <knifebunny> gangsta gumby is my favourite on youtube, followed by the "cooking with dog" channel,
00:51:19 <knifebunny> you seen gangsta gumby, Joori?
00:54:14 <Joori> nada
00:55:15 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8vR-knG-I
00:56:44 <Joori> lol
00:59:13 <Joori> rofl @ jigglypuff wanting a bj
01:02:12 <knifebunny> lucky im stretch armstrong, motherfucker
01:03:32 <Joori> haha
01:03:38 <Joori> i used to watch gumby all the time
01:03:41 <Joori> it was kick ass
01:05:15 <knifebunny> gumby is rad, in fact all childrens shows nowadays are a shadow when compared
01:05:20 <knifebunny> fuck, now ive got the hiccups
01:06:19 * Joori sneaks up behind nic and scares those hiccups away
01:12:37 <knifebunny> problem solved, i held my breath, twirled around in a circle thrice, patted my head 10 times and saluted the sky in an off-beat nature in succession 3 times
01:13:18 <knifebunny> luckily it's not friday the 13th anymore, because there is this weird black cat around the place that i am sure is out to get me
01:15:38 <Joori> was a mate's birthday on friday, wonder if anything bad happened.
01:16:02 <knifebunny> yeah, he got older
01:16:43 <Joori> eh im way old and i still feel like a child :o
01:17:13 <knifebunny> by choice i am trying to be as childlike as possible, so im just past season one, now im onto season two of rugrats
01:20:34 <Joori> :D
01:20:51 <Joori> i think i'll still be a child when im 100. if i live that long
01:22:00 <knifebunny> yeh, no need to panic, shit is going to be awesome
01:22:44 <Joori> i've always thought i wouldn't live past 30 for some reason
01:22:46 <knifebunny> our beards will be long and grey, on the back porch, smoking pipes and telling tales .. 100 years old, and rambling about the "good old days"
01:23:15 <knifebunny> you best be coming around to sausage sizzles!
01:24:37 <Joori> rofl i wouldn't miss them
01:24:50 <Joori> especially if u make those bacon and egg burger thingo's again
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01:25:30 <knifebunny> bacon; it's always relevant to my interests
01:26:45 <Shaggy> right now I fucken hate kids
01:27:06 <Shaggy> my daughter wont go to sleep
01:27:06 <knifebunny> yeah, they play with my expensive transformers
01:27:28 <knifebunny> its always the $170 masterpiece starscream that they want to play with
01:27:41 <knifebunny> not the dodgy $20 grimlock ive got cruising around
01:27:45 <Joori> my two girls won't goto bed untill 9:30 :|
01:27:50 <Shaggy> put them out of reach
01:28:40 <Shaggy> my girl is normaly asleep at 7pm and awake at 5am I can handle that, cause at 5am my father takes over for me and lets me sleep till about 5:30am when she has a shitty nappy
01:29:23 <Joori> lol
01:30:53 <Joori> meh 400+ for ccna cert. how lame but i'll prob end up shelling out the dosh anyway :|
01:31:14 <Shaggy> ccna???
01:31:16 <Joori> i'll offer them a toe or something as part payment. fingers needed to type
01:31:29 <Shaggy> u mean DNA
01:31:49 <Shaggy> thats if we still talking about kids
01:32:09 <Joori> nah i slightly went off topic there for a moment lol
01:32:26 <Joori> im talkin about pc accreditation specifically networks and the like
01:32:27 <Shaggy> ahhh ok what is ccna then?
01:32:57 <Joori> so i can show employers that i have the paperwork that says i know wtf im talking about instead of begging them to trust me :P
01:33:09 <Shaggy> ahhhhhh
01:33:47 <Joori> cisco certified network admin
01:33:59 <Shaggy> cool
01:34:39 <Shaggy> I really should get a cert to say I know webdesign, but can't afford it yet I would make more money if I had it
01:36:09 <Joori> im just tired of seeing noobs get some pretty cool jobs cause they have the certs to show for it yet are clueless mostly as to what they need to be doing on any given day.
01:38:15 <Shaggy> lol yeah I noticed that when I worked at followmonts, I know the basics on network, (well not just the basics,) but the dickheads in the IT dept, that flash around there diploma like it's a hot chick, could not work out why the new server wouldn't connect to the network, I ask simple question!
01:38:36 <Shaggy> Is the network cable plugged into the Server?
01:38:58 <Shaggy> there response, "I haven't checked that" sure as shit thats what it was
01:39:37 <Joori> lmao
01:39:47 <Shaggy> I said to them "it's amazing what happens to a server when it's connected to the network it's serving
01:40:03 <Joori> see text book learned people are less inclined to use common sense than self taught people ;)
01:40:08 <Shaggy> like fuck there diploma told them everything they needed to know
01:40:47 <Shaggy> so they spent 5 hours playing with everything, while 32 drivers are parked on the road without work cause they forgot to check the network cable
01:41:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Alexandria
01:42:03 <Joori> it annoys me that i could be like them. sit in a datacenter or at some reputable company downloading crap at super fast speeds and playing halo (banish the thought!) or some other fps game for most of the day and answering noob calls which would normally take 10 seconds to diagnose and solve
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13:35:32 <NanaBonana> feels good to be leading #idle
13:41:33 <knifebunny> feelsgoodman.jpg
13:41:40 <NanaBonana> rgr
13:41:54 <knifebunny> i was late about going to bed last night
13:42:03 <knifebunny> it was like almost 4am, haha
13:42:08 <knifebunny> shit bitch
13:42:10 <NanaBonana> nice worj
13:42:12 <NanaBonana> work*
13:42:17 <knifebunny> best be going to bed early it's a school night
13:43:04 <knifebunny> http://www.techphoria.org/weekend-madness.jpg
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13:43:31 <NanaBonana> haha
13:43:38 <knifebunny> srs
13:43:43 <knifebunny> thats what i look like on the weekend :D
13:44:19 <knifebunny> ghetto blaster, lulz
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13:45:05 <NanaBonana> so many ping timeouts =S
13:46:13 <knifebunny> here's another drawing i did that you might like
13:46:14 <knifebunny> http://www.techphoria.org/goobertangs.jpg
13:48:01 <knifebunny> catch you punks later
13:48:45 <NanaBonana> lols
13:48:47 <NanaBonana> cya
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16:36:49 <NanaBonana> omg kb is catching ash fast in #idle
16:36:50 <NanaBonana> =o
16:37:08 <NanaBonana> only a few hours in it
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18:31:33 <NanaBonana> oo ash you have almost lost it down to 3rd now
18:31:34 <NanaBonana> ouch
18:34:28 Nick: Alexandria is now known as Alex
18:34:35 <atomic> had to d oit
18:34:46 Nick: Alex is now known as Alexandria
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18:41:16 <NanaBonana> i bet you didnt let me go into the lead on purpose =p
18:55:16 <atomic> a switch had to be swapped out
18:55:20 <atomic> that was faulty
19:21:15 <NanaBonana> except im a lot ahead of you...
19:21:21 <NanaBonana> wasnt just that time...
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23:02:58 <NanaBonana> wow irc has been quite today/tonight =\
23:03:16 <Alexandria> :> yep
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