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// #rehab — 2010-06-07

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12:13:01 <shaft> hah, no au servers
12:13:11 * shaft does a little dance
12:13:39 <shaft> that's awesome for a network called austnet, dudes :P
12:14:39 <Longie> badger is au :P
12:17:18 <shaft> Well since in your infinite wisdom /map is disaled, who can tell?
12:17:29 <shaft> It ain't on the website server list
12:18:02 <shaft> disbled*
12:18:06 <shaft> pft.
12:19:29 <shaft> I need a drink, bbs.
12:20:24 <shaft> It took me ten minutes just now to remember how to make an alias? Oh how the mighty have fallen :(
12:20:43 <Longie> haha, it wasn't my choice, but what I think is stupid is /links is disabled
12:20:59 <Longie> on *:INPUT:quit
12:20:59 <Longie> :P
12:21:02 <Longie> wait
12:21:05 <Longie> haha that's not right
12:21:09 <Longie> on *:INPUT:*:*:quit
12:21:10 <Longie> iunno
12:36:21 <shaft> nfi
12:36:55 <shaft> nowadays I barely do computer shite except for work, excel and databases
12:37:06 <shaft> and only cos I have to
12:37:19 <Longie> I do computer stuff
12:37:22 <Longie> I answercustomers emails
12:37:22 <shaft> interest factor in computers is way low
12:37:25 <Longie> that's about it
12:37:34 <shaft> poor bastard
12:37:55 <shaft> where you working nowadays?
12:38:08 <Longie> same place, quantronics
12:38:13 <Longie> but in the city
12:39:21 <shaft> ah I see, still hacking consoles?
12:39:43 <Longie> yes ma'am!@
12:39:49 <Longie> in between bludging
12:39:51 <shaft> heh
12:40:06 <shaft> ./kill longie It's SIR you poof :P
12:40:11 <Longie> :o
12:40:16 <shaft> oh I wish :D
12:40:19 <Longie> I did spend some valuable time makimg my bot
12:40:24 <Longie> you wish I was a poof?
12:40:27 <Longie> that's pretty fucked up man
12:40:28 <shaft> ummm no
12:40:36 <Longie> my bot logs sentences when people swear
12:40:39 <shaft> I wish I could /kill you all
12:40:43 <Longie> and it spits one out at random when you say its nick
12:40:45 <Longie> don't you daniel?
12:40:45 <Daniel> its fucking Saturday night
12:40:50 <Longie> no its not, its monday daniel
12:40:50 <Daniel> they both suck as bad as eah other.
12:40:55 <Longie> sometimes it makessense :>
12:41:12 <shaft> hah
12:41:21 <shaft> Daniel how old are you?
12:41:22 <Daniel> bluevagina
12:41:26 <shaft> rofl
12:41:36 <Longie> daniel wtf
12:41:37 <Daniel> That bug-ridden piece of shit
12:41:49 <Longie> [12:41.05] [25/+] (SuperNat) daniel will help you, robot
12:41:49 <Daniel> You're a fucking dick.
12:41:49 <Longie> [12:41.05] [!] (Daniel) come suckle my nippes
12:41:49 <Daniel> bloodclot wants to put his dick in brons bum
12:41:51 <Longie> haha
12:41:58 <shaft> ya go that straight Daniel
12:41:59 <Daniel> I'm pretty flexible in everything but my legs, they suck.
12:41:59 <Longie> I could talk to daniel for hours some days
12:41:59 <Daniel> what the fuck is s3
12:42:27 <shaft> s3 is a wonderful old graphics chip company
12:42:34 <shaft> Daniel what is s3?
12:42:34 <Daniel> and popped out balls out their arseholes
12:42:53 <shaft> Daniel s3 is a wonderful old graphics chip company
12:42:53 <Daniel> or ya friend dipshit
12:42:59 <shaft> Daniel what is s3?
12:42:59 * Daniel whispers suckss
12:43:04 <shaft> pft.
12:43:59 <Longie> haha
12:44:41 <shaft> that's a weird-arse bot, skinnyboi
12:44:56 <Longie> it's awesome skinny-man
12:44:59 <Longie> aren't you daniel?
12:45:00 <Daniel> Fucks.
12:45:05 * Longie punches daniel
12:45:05 <Daniel> fuckin bitch has me twisted around her lil finger
12:45:15 * shaft sucks Daniel off
12:45:16 <Daniel> its getting fucking hot
12:45:34 <shaft> too right it is you sexy thing Daniel
12:45:34 <Daniel> just coz u like lil soft cock fairies in melb
12:45:39 <shaft> hahahaha
12:45:46 <shaft> ok.
12:46:10 <Longie> hahaha
12:46:57 <Longie> [12:46.51] [200/@] (Longie) daniel get these people talking!
12:46:58 <Daniel> bitch wont let me do that
12:46:58 <Longie> [12:46.51] [@] (Daniel) suck your fathers cock
12:46:58 <Daniel> maybe its getting cock from behind secretly from russia
12:46:59 <Longie> that's fucked
12:47:18 <Longie> after seeing what it saysall the time, you realise just how much people talk about dick here
12:47:54 <shaft> well makes sense, you opers are all dicks
12:48:07 <shaft> <--- ex-dick, I should know
12:48:09 <Longie> so you're an ex-dick?
12:48:09 <Longie> haha
12:48:12 <Longie> nice
12:48:12 <shaft> :D
12:53:35 * shaft still a dick most days tbh
12:53:42 <Longie> aren't we all
12:53:45 <Longie> and wheres my damn mail!
12:53:47 <Longie> poofs
12:54:44 <shaft> well it's fun, seeing as half the time I'm a super nowadays
12:54:51 <shaft> top-dick.
12:55:32 <Longie> now you're big dick :P
12:56:14 <shaft> yahhah
12:56:39 <shaft> or, biggest dick in the warehouse, you could say
12:56:46 <Longie> possibly
12:57:06 * shaft doesn't like to boast ... ;)
13:00:37 <shaft> Daniel who has the biggest dick of them all?
13:00:38 <Daniel> TheWJM: but they are cool man!
13:00:43 <shaft> hahahahhaha
13:01:25 <shaft> Daniel do you like fake tits?
13:01:25 <Daniel> like hugely fucked
13:01:43 <shaft> Daniel why man, they're awesome!
13:01:43 <Daniel> and fucking on a hard wooden bench
13:01:58 <shaft> dumbot.
13:02:34 <shaft> ttyl.
14:53:23 <Longie> haha
14:53:26 <Longie> he hates you daniel
14:53:26 <Daniel> youre fucking geeks!
14:53:30 <Longie> YES
15:00:29 Quit: Akron ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:14:37 <shaft> Man, I've definitely cracked a rib.
15:16:14 <Longie> I don't want to know how :P
15:16:33 <shaft> I justsmashed another car last week is all.
15:17:01 <shaft> I just coughed and something in my chest went *snap*
15:17:07 <shaft> ouch.
15:17:49 <shaft> I think that's 3 cars in 3 or 4 years I've wrecked, now.
15:17:55 <shaft> sigh
15:18:19 <Longie> haha
15:18:22 <Longie> good work jim
15:19:18 <shaft> Only 2 of 3 were my fault :D
15:19:43 <shaft> Well arguably only 1, tbh.
17:00:49 <heaven> Good morning boys
17:15:50 Quit: ChanOP ([email protected]) *.net *.split
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17:35:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Akron Akron
18:46:23 <shaft> Hi Miss.
18:49:14 <Akron> Jack
18:50:18 <heaven> hello mr
19:03:37 <shaft> sup andy?
19:04:16 <Akron> fuck all buddy, you ?
19:05:33 <shaft> I'm wondering whether there's any point going to a doc for some popped ribs
19:05:54 <shaft> I guess I should, it's from an acco ... insurance and BS
19:06:50 <shaft> *mwah* heaven
19:08:37 <WebbY> hey jack
19:08:39 <WebbY> long time no speak
19:09:37 <shaft> yahhah
19:09:52 <shaft> I've had better things to do than this
19:11:51 <WebbY> me too
19:11:55 <WebbY> i only came back a few months ago
19:12:04 <WebbY> was offline for 4+years
19:13:11 <Akron> it was my stupid idea
19:13:18 <Akron> and Nic and idil followed me
19:13:23 <Akron> im a trend seter
19:14:02 <WebbY> yeah its true
19:14:04 <WebbY> i blame u
19:14:07 <WebbY> for bringing us back
19:14:23 <Akron> haha
19:14:27 <Akron> im not sure why i did it
19:14:37 <shaft> please explain!
19:14:59 <Akron> i was hoping to rekindle my love for kevin
19:15:15 <shaft> hahahahahha
19:15:22 <shaft> isn't he long gone?
19:15:32 <WebbY> he is unfortunately for Andy
19:16:07 <Akron> i was horrified
19:16:20 <Akron> if i am unable to rekindle my love with him, i think i will die a sad man
19:24:09 <heaven> that'll make two of u
19:24:17 <heaven> kevins a sad sad man.
19:26:16 <shaft> yes, that was my impression
19:26:28 <shaft> but some of the shit he pulled was unforgivable
19:26:55 <shaft> I think my swan song turned out to be prophetic
19:27:04 * shaft does a little dance
19:28:06 <Akron> the gobbledok is back on tv
19:28:09 <Akron> how cool is that
19:28:59 <shaft> are you on drugs?
19:29:02 <heaven> what is the gobbledok
19:29:05 <shaft> wtf is a gobbledok?
19:29:15 <heaven> andrew doesnt do drugs hes high on life
19:29:17 <shaft> oh the chippy eater?
19:29:28 <heaven> hes a good boy
19:29:42 <shaft> yeah roight moite.
19:29:59 <heaven> if i say so its true
19:30:19 <shaft> I know!
19:30:30 <shaft> I was agreeing :D
19:30:52 <shaft> I'm loving the new dr who
19:31:08 <shaft> might go watch that ep I missed now ...
19:59:06 <praetorian> fuck
19:59:20 <praetorian> jackless
20:10:18 Nick: muckraking is now known as wrath
20:11:13 * wrath sits under heaven
20:20:13 * damian_ sits on heaven
20:21:04 * Akron sits on his lounge
20:21:25 <heaven> it takes a true friend not to follow like cattle and SIT ON YOU
20:21:33 <heaven> shame on you Luke & Damian
20:22:02 <Akron> whos luke
20:22:09 <heaven> wrath:
20:22:12 <heaven> is lewk
20:22:43 <Akron> oic
20:26:46 <praetorian> lewk warm
20:29:31 <wrath> haha
20:36:25 <Longie> morning wiggas
20:36:53 <wrath> i took the spoiler off my car!@
20:36:55 <wrath> http://i50.tinypic.com/21l7ic8.jpg
20:37:32 <Akron> whos the guy in the background
20:37:55 <wrath> mrs dad
20:37:55 <wrath> lol
20:38:13 <Akron> hot
20:38:38 <wrath> looks heaps sick without it
20:38:59 <Akron> yes vx woohoo
20:39:01 <Akron> ...
20:39:29 <wrath> what do you drive?
20:41:09 <Akron> work car, currently a SV6
20:41:16 <Akron> boss wants to swap me for his BA Falcon
20:41:22 <Akron> im resisting, but i think he will win
20:41:27 <Akron> more shit on his shoulders....
20:41:53 <Akron> and then apparently next year im getting a SV6 ute
20:44:01 <wrath> i pity you if you go to the ba
20:44:08 <wrath> the ba is like the ve
20:44:10 <wrath> shocking
20:44:23 <wrath> the vx was the finest commy ever built
20:44:29 <wrath> but
20:44:32 <wrath> mm sv6
20:44:46 <wrath> if i could go back to when i bought it, in honesty?
20:44:51 <wrath> i woulda bought a hyundai getz.
20:44:53 <wrath> lol
20:46:50 <Akron> WTF
20:46:56 <Akron> my god man
20:47:38 <Akron> for me though, a free car is a free car
20:47:41 <Akron> so i dont complain much
20:47:57 <wrath> nah just had bad experiences with ba's
20:48:08 <wrath> or the getz?
20:48:09 <Akron> and due to the fact it has blue and red lights on the roof, i get out of most speeding tickets, so its even better
20:48:14 <wrath> i hired one last time i was in perth for a conference
20:48:28 <wrath> lol copper?
20:48:36 <Akron> nup
20:48:55 <praetorian> firelighter
20:49:02 <Akron> :)
20:49:26 <wrath> i see
20:49:42 <wrath> the fact you are a smokey gets you out of most speeding tickets :P
20:49:46 <wrath> my mums a volly ambo
20:49:52 <wrath> never gets done in uniform
20:49:59 <wrath> and me
20:50:01 <Akron> true day
20:50:05 <wrath> well i dont ahve children but i ahve a babyseat in the back
20:50:06 <Akron> dat*
20:50:18 <wrath> so i generally dont get pulled over
20:52:25 <wrath> i hired this getz
20:52:29 <wrath> and fuck man
20:52:33 <wrath> you know those things drive themselves
20:52:36 <wrath> i didnt brake once
20:52:37 <wrath> lol
21:08:05 <praetorian> R_P _dr__n_ X_n_d_s
21:45:31 <Longie> t
21:45:37 <Longie> cummon gimme a T
21:45:39 <Longie> GOGOGO
21:49:34 <praetorian> bzzt
21:49:39 <praetorian> would you like to buy a vowel
22:00:58 <damian_> I
22:00:59 <damian_> IIIIIIII
22:15:59 <Longie> 7
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23:43:43 Quit: wrath ([email protected]) Quit: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER BASH BASH BASH