// #prison — 2010-07-04
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00:00:03 <allan> nice system man
00:00:11 <allan> who does notepad open for you ?
00:00:15 <allan> how*
00:00:18 <allan> quick ?
00:00:25 <allan> word must crank :P
00:01:01 <allan> dual ATI's
00:01:02 <allan> for what?
00:01:11 <WebbY> haha
00:01:13 <allan> you play wow
00:01:15 <WebbY> for gaming
00:01:16 <WebbY> yeah i play wow
00:01:22 <allan> wow only uses 1 core
00:01:26 <WebbY> iam heading off to bed now, wife is calling ;)
00:01:27 <allan> man
00:01:28 <WebbY> not anymore
00:01:29 <allan> LOL
00:01:31 <allan> no
00:01:32 <WebbY> wow was upgraded
00:01:33 <allan> still does
00:01:46 <WebbY> they patched it to allow multi core
00:01:47 <allan> i play it too
00:01:48 <WebbY> anyway gtg :D
00:01:50 <WebbY> laters!
00:01:53 <allan> and i live on mmo
00:01:59 <allan> kk
00:02:00 <allan> night :>
00:04:37 <allan> Manager Drysc got wind of this and explained that the game is indeed compatible with the system.According to Drysc, the game is compatible and will take advantage of the the multiple cores by offloading some tasks such as the sound system (assuming you don't have a hardware solution) to the additional processors.
00:04:39 <allan> the sound...
00:04:44 <allan> anyways
00:04:48 <allan> if off to abuse people
00:04:50 <allan> :>
00:12:08 <shaft> abusing ppl is fun. I like it.
00:15:50 <allan> http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/228/dsc01456g.jpg
00:15:55 <allan> got that today
00:16:10 <praetorian> thought you were gay
00:16:22 <allan> fuck off scott
00:16:29 <praetorian> :D
00:16:33 <allan> :>
00:17:08 <heaven> sif tell scott to fuck off
00:17:17 <allan> LOL
00:17:21 <allan> i just did
00:17:32 <heaven> i noticed
00:17:34 <heaven> you're rude
00:17:41 <praetorian> ^^
00:17:45 <praetorian> hi idilcakes
00:17:51 <heaven> hi babybuns
00:17:52 <allan> and what has changed with me ?
00:17:59 <heaven> your humanity, allan
00:18:02 <heaven> it's all gone
00:18:10 <allan> im cut
00:18:18 <heaven> barred
00:19:01 <praetorian> Germany or Argentina?
00:19:20 <heaven> argentina
00:19:25 <heaven> i should play bet
00:19:26 <mikey> <3 idil
00:19:30 <heaven> hello munchkin
00:19:33 <mikey> :)
00:19:33 <heaven> how are the boobs
00:19:38 <mikey> still perky
00:19:39 <allan> hello mikey :>
00:19:43 Quit: TextualHarassmentPanda ([email protected]) Quit:
00:19:45 <mikey> hi al :)
00:19:52 <mikey> scotty, etc :)
00:19:54 <heaven> dont talk to him mikey he might bite your tits off
00:19:55 <heaven> :/
00:20:42 <praetorian> hi birthday boy
00:20:44 <praetorian> well the other day
00:21:02 * allan [Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh]
00:21:03 * allan cranks
00:21:03 <allan> someone op freak
00:21:03 <allan> he's ok
00:21:25 <allan> heaven, got some sand in your vagina ?
00:21:33 <praetorian> oo
00:21:36 <praetorian> red card
00:21:38 <allan> sounds like it
00:21:43 <heaven> not as much pole as you have up ur ass
00:22:03 <allan> if i had as much pole as your sand , i would be dead
00:22:21 <allan> write an article on it
00:22:30 <allan> have fun
00:22:31 <allan> :>
00:22:53 <heaven> I'd rather write an article on how to avoid you, might save some people the discomfort of having to socialize with you.
00:23:19 <allan> that would be great, im sure your 100 listeners will be rivited
00:23:23 <allan> /claps
00:24:00 <allan> got a decent retort?
00:24:08 <heaven> now that's a bit of a moronic retort
00:24:13 <heaven> since since I write
00:24:17 <heaven> they'd have a hard time listening
00:24:20 <allan> yer whatever
00:24:20 <heaven> wouldn't they?
00:24:24 <allan> e-peen time
00:24:30 <allan> stroke it
00:24:34 <heaven> thats it, run along love
00:24:50 <allan> might as well ,you have nothing of value to say
00:24:53 * allan spits
00:25:08 <heaven> that's because you're not worth the value of my wise words
00:25:22 <allan> ugh. lame
00:25:35 <allan> *wanders off before you pull out the mum jokes*
00:25:40 <allan> cya
00:25:47 <heaven> I'd rather not
00:25:49 <heaven> see you that is
00:26:00 <mikey> scotty, better late than never :>
00:26:00 <heaven> I have nothing against mum jokes :)
00:28:34 <heaven> twas your birthday?!
00:28:38 <heaven> HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY GIRL
00:30:53 <praetorian> free kick for arg
00:32:59 <praetorian> allan is on the internet
00:33:00 <praetorian> \o/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzIGbNRw-9g
00:33:27 <allan> prae
00:33:34 <allan> i know you still love me
00:33:38 <allan> :>
00:35:00 <heaven> thats such a retarded prank
00:35:18 <allan> fuck i love this song
00:35:18 * allan [Sarah Mclachlan - Angel]
00:35:22 <praetorian> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9o7z88lXY
00:35:48 <praetorian> was more interesting watching it live
00:36:11 <heaven> I love that song
00:36:21 <heaven> it's one of the first songs I sung on a stage, it rocks
00:36:28 <praetorian> which one?
00:36:29 <praetorian> angel?
00:36:39 <praetorian> WOoo!!
00:37:00 <heaven> yeah
00:37:03 <heaven> uruguay or holland?
00:37:17 <praetorian> doh, arg goal was denied
00:37:42 <praetorian> holland?
00:39:14 <heaven> what score do ya think?
00:46:12 <mikey> yeah idil, 2nd july :D
00:50:46 <praetorian> ...i didnt know uruguary was playing holand?
00:50:59 <praetorian> netherlands = holland?
00:51:10 <praetorian> Holland is a name in common usage given to a region in the western part of the Netherlands.
00:51:13 <praetorian> mmk
00:51:20 <praetorian> i haven't picked that yet.
00:51:23 <praetorian> but probably will go uru
00:54:40 <heaven> everyone goes netherlands
00:54:42 <heaven> u go uru?
00:54:44 <heaven> are u uru?
00:54:57 <praetorian> i'll go for uru to win
00:58:18 <Longie> :o
01:04:35 <shaft> I wanna go to Belgium ... after turkey
01:04:42 <shaft> do a beer tour :)
01:05:00 <heaven> stalker alert
01:05:01 * Longie stocks the fridge
01:05:14 <shaft> whow here?
01:05:16 <heaven> are you gonna go on a pilgrimage of where I was born and my fav hang outs too?
01:05:30 <shaft> I have no idea where they are
01:05:49 <shaft> I wanna visit the small-towns breweries
01:06:00 <heaven> you should go to maredsous
01:06:09 <shaft> trappist monasteries and such
01:06:43 <shaft> what's at maresdous?
01:07:09 <shaft> maredsous*
01:07:13 <heaven> thats where the beer called maredsous is made
01:07:23 <shaft> is it a good beer?
01:07:36 <heaven> they were a client of ours
01:07:39 <heaven> excellent beer apparently
01:07:44 <heaven> theyve also got excellent cheese
01:07:50 <heaven> u should also have some "mort subite"
01:07:52 <shaft> then I shall certainly go there
01:07:54 <heaven> "sudden death"
01:08:03 <heaven> or kriek
01:08:05 <shaft> lol
01:08:08 <heaven> stay away from stella
01:08:11 <heaven> thats tourist crap
01:08:17 <heaven> duvel is excellent
01:08:25 <shaft> in englland, I had a cider called scrumpy jack
01:08:34 <shaft> everyone warned me against it
01:08:41 <shaft> but it was SO nice
01:08:48 <shaft> it amost killed me
01:09:05 <heaven> why?
01:09:17 <shaft> nah , no stella
01:09:55 <shaft> tastes like it has no alcohol whatsoever, but it's as potent as ... something very very potnt
01:10:13 <shaft> and it tastes *good*
01:11:16 <shaft> I had 4 pints and ended up wandering the countryside, falling into hedges and walking in circles
01:11:36 <shaft> when I got home I almost cut my finger off cutting some cheese
01:12:36 <shaft> every english village and lane looks like every other one on that shit
01:14:15 <shaft> oh, and thee were cows mooing very annoyingly too
01:14:37 <shaft> maybe cos I was falling into their hedges? I dunno.
01:15:54 <shaft> but damn it's nice stuff
01:17:55 <shaft> england has some good beers, but half of them are warm, what they call 'cellar temperature'
01:18:14 <shaft> I tried, but I couldn't drink them
01:30:51 <praetorian> argentina is getting owned
01:30:55 <praetorian> GER 3 - 0 ARG
02:35:34 Quit: shaft ([email protected]) Quit:
08:27:25 Join: shaft ([email protected]) to #prison
08:27:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shaft
09:22:39 Nick: Gaby is now known as Gaby[a]
12:15:45 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) Client exited
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16:50:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
17:05:38 <Akron> idles :)
17:08:56 <shaft> we all are
17:09:05 <shaft> sup hippies?
17:11:36 <TextualHarassmentPanda> nawfin dawg
17:11:52 <Akron> hmm
17:11:55 <Akron> who the fuck are you ?
17:12:07 <TextualHarassmentPanda> yer who the fuck are you
17:12:49 Join: steve ([email protected]) to #prison
17:13:42 <shaft> he's TextualHarassmentPanda, derrrr
17:13:53 <Akron> arr
17:13:56 <Akron> makes sense
17:13:57 <Akron> thanks
17:13:58 <shaft> dumb firey :P
17:14:09 <TextualHarassmentPanda> youve gotta love a firey
17:14:17 <TextualHarassmentPanda> with their red trucks and their big hoses
17:14:41 <shaft> do red trucks go daster?
17:14:46 <shaft> faster*
17:15:13 <TextualHarassmentPanda> ive concluded that rec vehicles going faster is all about the psyhcology
17:15:24 <TextualHarassmentPanda> see when you get in a red car you just drive faster
17:15:24 <Akron> fireys are a bunch of whinging faggots
17:15:37 <shaft> nah. red is morre aerodynamic
17:15:39 <TextualHarassmentPanda> rec=red
17:15:48 <shaft> Doesn't everyone know that?
17:15:58 <TextualHarassmentPanda> shaft we are going to have to book a wind tunnel and check this
17:16:06 <shaft> np
17:16:36 <shaft> but actually, I just drive faster, whatever colour car I'm in
17:16:47 <shaft> last one was pearl green and I caned the thing
17:16:58 <shaft> before I crashed the red 'rolla, that is
17:17:03 <TextualHarassmentPanda> mines champange and i go hard
17:17:38 <shaft> can't anymore though, I'm losing my licence once the rta get around to it :(
17:18:10 <TextualHarassmentPanda> ive never been busted for speeding
17:18:21 <TextualHarassmentPanda> im like an eagle eye cop detector
17:18:25 <shaft> 3 times for me
17:18:42 <shaft> and a red light or two
17:18:43 <TextualHarassmentPanda> im dying to say "officer check my record i never speed" when i get pulled over for speeding
17:19:05 <TextualHarassmentPanda> ive only ever been busted on a bike 2x for not wearing learner plates and once for a stop sing
17:19:15 <TextualHarassmentPanda> it was up in newy for those stupid 4 way stop sings :/
17:19:24 <TextualHarassmentPanda> and my mate got done at the same place about a month before :/
17:19:27 <shaft> last was neg driving, I was on 12 points probation
17:19:30 <TextualHarassmentPanda> and i tried to out run them
17:19:36 <shaft> oh well, cest la vie
17:19:46 <TextualHarassmentPanda> but ive not been booked or even pulled over for 10 years
17:20:07 <TextualHarassmentPanda> i need my car for work id be screwed if i didnt
17:20:12 <TextualHarassmentPanda> or be getting a lot of cabs
17:20:25 <shaft> same, but I'll have to do without for 6 months
17:20:32 <TextualHarassmentPanda> bugger dude
17:20:59 <shaft> I did get cabs to work for 6 months once ... well from the stn to work
17:21:05 <shaft> otherwise I'd be late
17:21:17 <shaft> the buses were all wrong
17:21:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*raff@*.150.3F1963.708BBF
17:21:29 Kick: steve was kicked by ChanOP ((Akron) fuck cunt)
17:21:43 <shaft> heh
17:21:50 <shaft> who dat?
17:21:55 <allan> haha
17:21:56 <Akron> a mate
17:21:58 <allan> sl7
17:21:58 <Akron> whos a fuck cunt
17:22:00 <allan> hahaha
17:22:08 <shaft> fair enough
17:22:19 <Akron> ex ircop
17:22:29 <allan> another firey
17:22:44 <Akron> dirty fireys
17:22:48 <shaft> the're all scum
17:22:58 <shaft> ex-opers, i mean
17:23:11 <shaft> current ones too for that matter
17:23:29 <shaft> SCUM I SAY!
17:34:52 <Akron> you killed the convo
17:34:53 <Akron> nice work
17:39:21 * shaft good like that.
18:15:45 <WebbY> whyd u ban him dan?
18:15:59 <WebbY> dan? fuck i mean andy
18:16:02 <WebbY> stupid bitch
18:16:11 <WebbY> `unban steve
18:16:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*raff@*.150.3F1963.708BBF
18:23:21 <Akron> you know why
18:25:39 <damian> shit
18:25:42 <damian> why would you do that
18:25:51 <shaft> nis, it's SLURRY.
18:25:59 <damian> your mum is slurry
18:26:00 <shaft> You keep forgetting :P
18:26:21 <shaft> Yours is giving me had right now
18:26:29 <shaft> head*
18:26:53 <damian> no she isn't
18:26:59 <shaft> damn, i never thought i'd go as low as mother jokes ... look what irc does to ppl :(
18:27:10 <damian> haha
18:27:15 <shaft> how do you know?
18:27:19 <damian> the first jokes i ever did on here was yo mumma
18:27:30 <shaft> yo mumma is ok
18:27:34 <damian> Polaris IRC had 'YoMumma' sclick
18:27:46 <shaft> ,ind you I only know about 2 or 3
18:27:51 <damian> nick: Yo mummas so ....
18:28:15 <damian> yo mummas so fat, when you throw a ball too close to her, it gets sucked into her gravity!
18:28:39 <shaft> nobbad
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19:03:16 <WebbY> wb
19:03:37 <WebbY> this is the coolest channel on austnet
19:03:40 <WebbY> all the cool people hang out here
19:08:31 <Rak> even daniel?
19:08:31 <Daniel> My parents would be the first to acknowledge they've done nothing to contribute to society, either for or against. Neither have I. Don't be an overachiever. Just achieve. FUCK glorifying people, anticon :oD
19:08:36 <Rak> see!
19:11:20 <WebbY> lol
19:11:23 <WebbY> spose he isnt that cool
19:11:26 <WebbY> but ill allow it
20:10:56 Nick: Gaby[a] is now known as Gaby
22:04:41 Nick: Gaby is now known as Gaby[a]
23:14:08 <WebbY> 30% off Bad Company 2 on steam!
23:14:16 <WebbY> i suggest anyone who likes FPS games to buy it
23:14:16 <WebbY> :D
23:15:24 <allan> http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/is-this-the-raunchiest-airline-advertisement-ever/story-e6frfq80-1225885173772
23:16:13 <TextualHarassmentPanda> WebbY its $56 vs $59 from ebgames
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