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2010-05-01 »
21:42:55 Topic Is: A fact of life.... after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
21:42:55 Set By: (heaven) on: Fri Apr 30 17:15:35 2010
21:42:57 <heaven> NO
21:42:58 <praetorian> there we go
21:42:59 <heaven> OMG
21:42:59 <heaven> NO
21:43:01 <WebbY> omg damian!
21:43:04 <WebbY> thanks for coming
21:43:05 * heaven pushes damian out
21:43:13 <damian> wtf you little bitch
21:43:15 <heaven> who made him join
21:43:16 <damian> dont sajoin me!
21:43:17 <WebbY> rofl
21:43:17 <heaven> prae
21:43:22 <Longie> haha
21:43:23 <heaven> ABUSEOFPOWEr
21:43:25 <Longie> i dont know
21:43:26 <heaven> wannabe oneyed
21:43:27 <WebbY> haha
21:43:27 <Longie> i wasnt looking!
21:43:30 <damian> ey, thanks daniellleeeeeeeee
21:43:31 <Daniel> high iq that you fucken shithead
21:43:32 <Longie> its not abuse
21:43:37 Nick: heaven is now known as LadyBoy
21:43:38 <WebbY> rofl
21:43:39 <Longie> thats abuse
21:43:41 <LadyBoy> rofl
21:43:41 <damian> (for the -kline)
21:43:42 <Longie> oh wit
21:43:42 <damian> hahahah
21:43:43 <Longie> ladybug
21:43:43 <praetorian> haha
21:43:44 <Longie> oops
21:43:44 <WebbY> haha
21:43:47 <Longie> sorry
21:43:55 <LadyBoy> im now a transvestite
21:43:57 <LadyBoy> from malaysia
21:44:02 <WebbY> excellent
21:44:04 <WebbY> got nudies?
21:44:07 <LadyBoy> shush u
21:44:08 <LadyBoy> spammer
21:44:09 <Longie> i do
21:44:10 <Longie> one sec
21:44:11 <LadyBoy> :D
21:44:11 <Longie> mms
21:44:15 <WebbY> sweeeet
21:44:18 <LadyBoy> can I change my nick back now
21:44:20 <Longie> bu ttheyre of andy
21:44:23 <LadyBoy> HAVE I AMUSED U ENOUGH
21:44:26 <Longie> ladyboy, yopu could to begin with
21:44:27 <LadyBoy> :,(
21:44:30 <Longie> SORT OF
21:44:32 <WebbY> lol
21:44:33 <Longie> WE WILL LET YOU KNOW
21:44:36 <LadyBoy> ta
21:44:37 <Longie> DON'T YELL LIK ENIC DOES
21:44:38 <LadyBoy> TA
21:44:42 <Longie> YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH OR WORTHY
21:44:48 <LadyBoy> but i try to be
21:44:49 <Longie> BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN
21:44:50 * mikey cartwheels
21:44:53 <LadyBoy> rofl
21:44:54 <WebbY> lol
21:44:54 <Longie> try try
21:44:55 <Akron> omg
21:44:57 <Longie> trying is not good enough
21:44:58 Nick: LadyBoy is now known as norkA
21:44:59 <WebbY> omg its Andy
21:44:59 * Longie flexes for mikey
21:45:04 <Akron> omg is not
21:45:07 * mikey gives Dan a hug
21:45:11 <mikey> andys <3
21:45:15 <Akron> HUG ME !
21:45:22 * mikey cuddles you.
21:45:23 * Longie hugs andy with mikey
21:45:26 <Akron> thank you
21:45:27 <mikey> awz :)
21:45:38 <Akron> spain is about to crash
21:45:39 <Longie> :>
21:45:42 Nick: norkA is now known as idil
21:45:44 <Akron> lets pool our money and buy spain
21:45:45 * abyss hugs Longie with asparagus
21:45:48 <WebbY> lol
21:45:51 <Longie> yuck :(
21:45:53 <WebbY> woohoo spain
21:45:55 <Longie> i dont liek asparagus
21:45:56 <Akron> i have $5
21:45:59 <idil> greece is going down the drain
21:46:01 <Akron> how much would spain cost ?
21:46:02 <idil> perhaps u should buy that
21:46:04 <idil> wed be neighbours
21:46:05 <WebbY> ill throw in a $10!
21:46:07 <praetorian> $4.25
21:46:16 <WebbY> bargain
21:46:19 <Akron> i recon we have enough for spain and greece
21:46:22 <abyss> it's fortunate that you do ... apparently it has unpleasant side effects
21:46:32 <Akron> dibs on president of spain
21:46:39 <idil> rofl
21:46:43 <praetorian> dibs on war on gobble gobble
21:46:45 <idil> whos going to be king?
21:46:49 <idil> theyve got a king
21:46:51 <Akron> no king
21:46:52 * idil slaps praetorian
21:46:55 <praetorian> :
21:46:56 <Akron> just president as a dictator
21:47:01 <WebbY> ohh god
21:47:03 <WebbY> poor spain
21:47:10 <Akron> well in spain anyway, its up to nic what he wants to do with greece
21:47:10 <praetorian> WebbY can be prime minister
21:47:14 <idil> ah el dictator andy the spaniard
21:47:17 <mikey> omgz
21:47:19 <mikey> its abyss
21:47:20 <mikey> :DD
21:47:23 <abyss> greece is going for a song at the moment ... they're broke!
21:47:27 <abyss> forget spain
21:47:30 <Akron> i would sooooooo be like maximus
21:47:31 <idil> yes indeed they are :D
21:47:34 <idil> broke
21:47:35 <abyss> omg, its mikey!
21:47:36 <WebbY> woohoo greece is nice
21:47:40 <idil> hopefully we'll invade
21:47:42 * mikey hugs you
21:47:43 <WebbY> we can each have an island
21:47:45 <idil> and them to turkey
21:47:49 <idil> *add
21:47:54 <abyss> I have dibs on mykonos!
21:47:56 * mikey sits on idil's lap
21:48:03 <idil> the gay island?
21:48:06 <WebbY> make them part of Australia!
21:48:07 <mikey> no.
21:48:08 <idil> andy can have lezbos
21:48:09 <mikey> that's my island
21:48:11 <mikey> BACK OF
21:48:12 <mikey> F
21:48:13 <Akron> I dont think ive ever heard of turkey being at war with anyone before....
21:48:13 <idil> rofl
21:48:20 <Akron> *cough*
21:48:25 <idil> :):)
21:48:27 <idil> we war well
21:48:27 <idil> :P
21:48:30 <WebbY> lol
21:48:32 <mikey> andyz and i can share the ghey island
21:48:34 <WebbY> you loose well
21:48:37 <Akron> what
21:48:39 <praetorian> i want ibica
21:48:40 <Akron> im not sharing anything
21:48:41 <praetorian> er ibiza
21:48:46 <Akron> IM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT
21:48:50 <Akron> i decide whats happening
21:48:52 <idil> we'll talk when ur ancestors ruled over half of the world for six centuries webster
21:48:52 <Akron> not you.
21:49:03 <praetorian> be a normal president
21:49:06 <praetorian> ie a figure head
21:49:08 <WebbY> aboriginals?
21:49:20 <idil> POMS
21:49:21 <abyss> they did too .. hungary is greatly influenced by the ottoman empire!
21:49:28 <Akron> idil we will talk when your ancestor killed every native person off an island........ arr tasmania, the only place we did the job correctly
21:49:43 <idil> lol
21:49:57 <idil> we invented the whole head on spike thang
21:50:02 <idil> that must give us bonus points?
21:50:04 <Akron> we perfected it
21:50:04 <praetorian> dickheds?
21:50:27 <praetorian> oh heads on spikes. not spikes on the head
21:50:29 <praetorian> !
21:50:31 * idil pats praetorian
21:50:41 <Akron> we invented blitzkrieg
21:50:47 <idil> vas is das
21:51:11 <Akron> we took over a whole country by just floating in on a boat and putting down a flag
21:51:19 <idil> like the americans?
21:51:31 <idil> like the spanish?
21:51:33 <praetorian> Eyjafjallajokull
21:51:35 <idil> like the belgians?
21:51:37 <idil> like the french?
21:51:38 <praetorian> excuse me, i sneezed
21:51:41 <idil> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
21:51:43 <Akron> "I claim this land for england!" "You cant claim it, its ours, we have been here millions of years" "arr yes but did you have a flag? No flag no country"
21:51:48 <praetorian> like the eskimos?
21:52:07 <idil> eskimos sailed in on ice picks
21:52:32 <praetorian> Roberta Williams has paid a loving tribute to gangland killer ex Carl Williams in her eulogy at his funeral today, describing him as ''a family man''.
21:52:33 <WebbY> i wanna be an eskimo
21:52:34 <WebbY> it looks fun
21:52:35 <praetorian> ???
21:52:44 <praetorian> family killing man maybe
21:52:54 <WebbY> lol
21:53:02 <WebbY> i heard his funeral was described as "trashy"
21:53:05 <idil> underbelly ftw
21:53:10 <WebbY> $30,000 gold plated coffin
21:53:12 <Akron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYeFcSq7Mxg
21:53:23 <idil> lol andy
21:54:11 <praetorian> gold.. what style
21:54:17 <praetorian> that will make sure he doesnt fall out
21:54:20 <WebbY> rofl
21:54:33 <WebbY> and supposedly all the "family" arrived in stretch hummers
21:55:12 Join: Rak ([email protected]) to #prison
21:55:21 <abyss> its toeknee!
21:55:24 <WebbY> hey Rak :)
21:55:26 <WebbY> welcome!
21:55:26 <abyss> greetings
21:55:29 <Rak> hello, hello :)
21:55:31 <praetorian> fake rak?
21:55:40 <abyss> nah, gamer rak
21:55:44 <Rak> all real!
21:55:45 <praetorian> i like the old ra
21:55:46 <praetorian> k
21:55:46 <abyss> some geeky gamer name :)
21:55:49 <WebbY> haha
21:55:52 <Rak> lol
21:55:57 <abyss> what was it again?
21:56:04 <Akron> mikey
21:56:10 <WebbY> what games u play tony?
21:56:11 <Akron> can you hook up with Eddie Izzard ?
21:56:11 <Rak> a character's name from a book
21:56:12 <abyss> har
21:56:27 <mikey> who the fuck is that?
21:56:31 <Akron> hes like the funniest cunt ever
21:56:35 <Rak> any that i can download for free :D
21:56:37 <WebbY> the best eddie izzard is the death star canteen
21:56:56 <Akron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
21:56:56 <WebbY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=related
21:56:57 <Akron> yep
21:57:05 <WebbY> yeah same shit lol
21:57:14 <Akron> i beat you
21:57:15 <Longie> congrats bish
21:57:16 <mikey> is he hot?
21:57:21 <Akron> very hot
21:57:22 <abyss> I am surrounded by geekdom ..
21:57:23 <WebbY> lol
21:57:38 <praetorian> 0 11825 8299 5 019725 3
21:57:47 <Longie> 7
21:58:07 <Akron> Are you Mr stephens ?
21:58:15 <praetorian> cake or death?
21:58:34 <Akron> umm death
21:58:38 <Akron> no no i mean cake, cake
21:58:42 <WebbY> haha
21:58:43 <praetorian> but you said death first
21:58:49 <WebbY> ahh such a classic
21:58:54 <abyss> I should start writing my Ext1 English assessment task here ... I'm tipping you've all forgotten!
21:59:04 <praetorian> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK4Xye7AErE
22:00:07 <Akron> tea and cake or death
22:00:13 <Akron> little red cook book little red cook book
22:01:43 <Akron> funny funny stuff
22:01:52 <WebbY> ya lol
22:01:56 <WebbY> i loved it when i first saw it
22:02:14 <Akron> dont love it now ?
22:03:09 <WebbY> kinda seen it too many times
22:03:14 <WebbY> still funny tho
22:03:15 <praetorian> death by tray
22:03:32 <Rak> hahaha that was pretty funny
22:03:53 <abyss> is that like the little red school book? :)
22:04:28 <abyss> I do remember that quite well
22:04:34 <praetorian> more like little red dress
22:04:36 * praetorian winks
22:05:46 <abyss> damn, I did have a little red dress, with tiny white hearts on it ... back in the days when I was a size 8
22:05:47 <abyss> *sigh*
22:06:11 <praetorian> should get WebbY to try it on
22:06:16 <WebbY> id look hot
22:06:17 <praetorian> he needs a new dress
22:06:51 <WebbY> yeah i got a party tomorrow night
22:06:57 <WebbY> can u bring it over rosie?
22:06:59 <abyss> actually I should present him with the red stetson trimmed with white fur and sequins that I found in the top of my wardrobe
22:07:06 <abyss> do not ask me why I had it!
22:07:25 <WebbY> sounds.. interesting
22:07:56 <Akron> night guys
22:08:05 <abyss> night andrew
22:08:06 <Longie> night babe
22:08:15 <WebbY> nite Andy
22:08:43 <Akron> but just before i go
22:08:47 <Akron> cake or death ?
22:08:52 <WebbY> cake for you
22:09:18 <Akron> night
22:09:22 <WebbY> nite :)
22:09:33 <WebbY> so idil are you playing wow? :P
22:10:27 Join: Hailan ([email protected]) to #prison
22:12:08 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Hailan)
22:12:09 Nick: Hailan is now known as WebbY
22:12:19 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:12:19 Join: WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
22:17:58 <abyss> I think I might try sleeping .. I am going to be so sore tomorrow :(
22:18:09 <Rak> that's what she said! :D
22:18:12 <abyss> they increased my weights at the gym, not as easy as it was a few weeks ago
22:18:27 <WebbY> haha
22:18:31 <abyss> which she? there are so many!
22:18:53 <Rak> i can't keep track
22:19:39 <abyss> get a blackberry!
22:19:56 <WebbY> iphone is better
22:19:57 <WebbY> :P
22:20:23 <abyss> carl and I were looking at phones on the weekend, some good ones out now
22:21:06 <WebbY> ah what u after?
22:21:24 <abyss> something I can use to make phone calls with :D
22:21:30 <WebbY> lol
22:21:34 <abyss> and maybe take the odd pic
22:21:40 <abyss> or send salacious text
22:21:46 <WebbY> wait for the new iphone to come out?
22:22:25 <Longie> he sstill on about phones?
22:22:31 <Longie> he was shopping with rosie the other day for a phone
22:22:41 <Longie> he came up to hogs breath where janelle and i were having lunch
22:22:52 <Longie> he said he wants to wait until the iphone v4 comes out
22:22:57 <Longie> i was thinking htc hd2
22:22:59 <Longie> or h1
22:23:00 <abyss> petal, I have trouble trying to determine how my car clock works!
22:23:09 <WebbY> iphone is so easy
22:23:11 <WebbY> htc isnt
22:23:12 <abyss> what the hell would I do with an iphone
22:23:14 <Longie> but i cant justify it, mines a bit rooted after owning it for less than 18 months
22:23:25 <Longie> i reckon htc is heaps easy
22:23:28 <WebbY> my mum and dad use iphones and they are completely terrible with technology
22:23:30 <Longie> but theyre slunky and slow
22:23:32 <Longie> mine is
22:23:34 <abyss> does this mean I shouldn't mention Nokia in here?
22:23:39 <Longie> ive got an htc touch pro
22:23:40 <WebbY> Nokia is ok
22:23:46 <WebbY> honestly tho, iphone is so easy
22:23:48 <WebbY> and has so much on it
22:24:17 <abyss> but thats just it ... I would have to spend hours huddled over the phone, just to use all the features!
22:24:23 <WebbY> hardly
22:24:23 <abyss> like I see so many others, do!
22:24:27 <WebbY> if u want to use a phone and sms
22:24:29 <WebbY> then all u use it that
22:24:32 <WebbY> but if u want to use more
22:24:33 <WebbY> then u can
22:24:45 <abyss> well, I wouldn't want to listen to music on it
22:24:51 <abyss> nor would I want to IRC
22:24:55 <abyss> or read emails
22:25:10 <abyss> or seek direction
22:25:43 <WebbY> my parents use it only for calling
22:25:44 <WebbY> and love it
22:25:46 <WebbY> the occasional sms
22:25:49 <WebbY> or whatever else
22:26:10 <abyss> I am trying to decide whether to buy one outright, or do a plan
22:26:32 <WebbY> i did a plan, but i use my phone alot
22:26:41 <WebbY> got a free iphone 3gs 32gb
22:26:53 <Longie> i got mine outright
22:26:58 <Longie> part of the reason i dont want to upgrade yet
22:27:05 <Longie> spent $998 on it december before last
22:27:21 <Longie> its damn slow though :/
22:27:26 <Longie> and hte bottom row of hte keyboard doesnt work
22:27:29 <WebbY> its cause htc are crap
22:27:31 <Longie> id use the touch but the screens not really nig enough
22:27:40 <Longie> well i thought they were good :P
22:28:14 <WebbY> yeah me too
22:28:23 <WebbY> but i heard bad reviews
22:28:30 <WebbY> friends say they break and stuff
22:28:34 <WebbY> and slow and that
22:29:13 <Longie> they are slow
22:29:18 <Longie> very laggy when smsing
22:29:23 <Longie> and thats when you dont want it to lag
22:29:35 <WebbY> yeah exactly
22:29:37 <abyss> I need a hot, hot shower to ease my aching muscles
22:29:39 <abyss> bbs
22:29:43 <WebbY> cya rosie :)
22:29:46 <WebbY> enjoy the shower
22:30:19 <Longie> she wil
22:30:21 <Longie> tart
22:30:28 <Longie> :>
22:30:40 <WebbY> lol
22:30:46 <WebbY> iam all smelly from playing indoor soccer
22:30:49 <WebbY> gotta go shower soon myself
22:30:59 <abyss> Longie, don't make me use UPPERCASE!
22:31:24 * WebbY looks around
22:31:26 * WebbY hides
22:32:34 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #prison
22:32:59 Join: mikey ([email protected]) to #prison
22:33:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
22:33:39 <Longie> dont yell rosie
22:33:47 <Longie> it's very unbecoming
22:37:45 <WebbY> mmm frangelico and lime
22:37:46 <WebbY> sooo good
22:37:47 <WebbY> :D
22:38:04 <WebbY> have u tried one yet mikey?
22:38:10 <mikey> no :(
22:38:24 <WebbY> iam on my 2nd double
22:38:26 <mikey> i dont think it apeals to me :(
22:38:26 <WebbY> :D
22:38:40 <WebbY> ahh ok
22:38:48 <mikey> i like grangelico
22:38:49 <mikey> but not lime
22:38:50 <mikey> :<
22:39:14 <WebbY> its just like cut up lime
22:39:15 <Longie> ginger relico
22:39:17 <WebbY> and a small squeeze
22:39:19 <Longie> RANGAS DRINK
22:39:23 <WebbY> so not that much lime
22:39:55 <mikey> i dont like cut up lime
22:39:55 <mikey> >:/
22:39:59 <mikey> oh.
22:40:04 <mikey> LOL dan!
22:40:19 <mikey> my friend had a baby
22:40:23 <mikey> it is a ranga
22:40:28 <WebbY> haha
22:40:31 <WebbY> poor baby
22:40:32 <mikey> and i had to say 'how cute'
22:40:36 <mikey> it was so hard
22:40:42 <mikey> to say that..
22:40:45 <mikey> not the baby
22:40:47 <mikey> :P
22:41:12 <WebbY> haha
22:42:19 <WebbY> btw i just thought id tell everyone they are awesome!
22:42:25 <WebbY> <3 people in my channel
22:42:27 <WebbY> fun times
22:42:37 <Rak> babies are awesome? :/
22:42:43 <WebbY> really?
22:42:45 <WebbY> how many u got?
22:42:45 <WebbY> :P
22:43:04 <Rak> none that have been legally proven to be mine :)
22:43:05 <Longie> 7
22:43:09 <Longie> one for each foot he is high
22:43:19 <WebbY> haha
22:43:19 <Longie> tall*
22:43:20 <Longie> whatever
22:43:20 <Rak> well then it'd be 8 ;)
22:44:00 <WebbY> lol
22:44:08 <WebbY> ur only just over 6 i bet :P
22:44:21 <Rak> yeh 6'4ish
22:44:56 <WebbY> yeah
22:45:06 <WebbY> i dont remember u being crazy tall
22:45:21 <WebbY> Dan looks more gangly :P
22:45:45 <Rak> yeh i have broad shoulders which help offset my height i reckon
22:47:29 <Longie> yeah
22:47:32 <Longie> im just skinny
22:47:38 <Longie> im 65kg :/
22:48:25 <WebbY> wow
22:48:28 <WebbY> iam like 80kg
22:48:32 <WebbY> and iam under 6"
22:59:31 <abyss> On the inside, I am actually statuesque!
22:59:34 <abyss> bet you didn't know that?
23:00:12 <abyss> btw, I had the hottest shower I could stand
23:00:16 <WebbY> lovely
23:00:17 <WebbY> i need one soon
23:00:18 <abyss> I am pink like a lobster
23:00:22 <WebbY> but enjoying my drink too much
23:00:38 <abyss> frangelico is awesome ... but best served over crushed ice
23:01:29 <abyss> I am rather partial to drambuie as well
23:01:51 <abyss> did I mention contreau?
23:02:25 <abyss> and then of course there is amaretto
23:03:18 <WebbY> ahh yes
23:03:19 <WebbY> all good
23:03:28 <WebbY> i like the frangelico on ice, with a squeeze of lime
23:03:34 <WebbY> on my 2nd double shot
23:03:58 <abyss> and not forgetting a couple of diazepam which I just took ..
23:04:07 <abyss> just waiting for 'mellow' to hit
23:05:17 <WebbY> excellent...
23:06:44 <WebbY> :)
23:07:58 <abyss> sleeptime for me ..
23:08:05 <WebbY> nite rosie
23:08:06 <abyss> night, all
23:08:07 <WebbY> :P
23:15:11 <Longie> guten nacht
23:15:35 <Longie> fare thee well uncouthe one
23:15:48 <Longie> UNBLOODYCOUTHE MATE
23:16:22 Quit: idil ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:19:29 <mikey> im hungries
23:21:45 <WebbY> i had pizza
23:23:02 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
23:23:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
23:23:05 <WebbY> wb
23:45:02 <WebbY> ok iam off, nite all :)
23:45:05 <praetorian> thanks
23:45:07 <praetorian> ok bye
23:45:24 <praetorian> BYE TKS TKS TSK
23:49:15 <mikey> me too
23:49:17 <mikey> night :)
23:51:57 <Longie> night
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