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00:00:14 <pumpkin> exactly.
00:00:17 * pumpkin taps her nose
00:00:28 * Lukian taps pumpkin :o
00:03:36 <pumpkin> that's not my nose :P
00:03:53 <pumpkin> i'm gonna stick around here i think, and when people whois me they'll think i'm smrt
00:04:11 <Lukian> haha
00:04:15 <Lukian> so where are you from?
00:04:42 <damian> i think the @#christianity does more to your dumb than this channel does for your smart
00:04:48 <pumpkin> im already trickin people into thinking i'm christian
00:04:59 <pumpkin> LOL
00:05:04 <pumpkin> i'm from melburn
00:05:19 <Lukian> no wai
00:05:21 <damian> what's your address, and are you hot?
00:05:23 <damian> :P
00:05:25 <Lukian> me too :)
00:05:34 <pumpkin> go team melburn
00:05:34 <damian> i'll pick you up Lukian
00:05:42 <Lukian> damian, haha.
00:05:42 <pumpkin> my address is 123 fake st
00:05:45 <pumpkin> andddddd
00:05:48 <damian> shotgun on the good stuff
00:05:49 <pumpkin> yes i am a hot pumpkin
00:06:00 <Lukian> pumpkin, prove it? ;)
00:06:22 <pumpkin> FIEN I WILL
00:06:33 <damian> you need to prove it to at least two people.
00:06:47 <pumpkin> http://www.anniescostumes.com/tb790617702465.jpg
00:06:49 <Lukian> pics will suffice :p
00:06:54 <pumpkin> here's me modeling with a little kid
00:07:01 <Lukian> haha
00:07:08 <Lukian> pumpkin, I want your babies :p
00:07:20 <damian> you have crackwhore teeth
00:07:35 <Lukian> lol
00:07:42 <pumpkin> Lukian...
00:07:53 <pumpkin> you can plant my seeds anytime
00:08:08 <Lukian> pumpkin, come over here an say that ;)
00:09:08 * pumpkin goes over to Lukian and tells her again
00:09:20 <pumpkin> oh heres a good pic of me after my birthday last week http://www.digitalapoptosis.com/archives/miscellaneous/PukingPumpkin.jpg
00:09:25 <Lukian> I'm male :p
00:09:31 <pumpkin> oh
00:09:33 <pumpkin> well
00:09:36 <pumpkin> um
00:09:45 * pumpkin goes over to Lukian and tells him again
00:09:51 <Lukian> * [Lukian] : Lukian the Wizard
00:09:54 <Lukian> not witch ^_^
00:10:08 <pumpkin> yeah well mine says big man with a gun
00:10:14 <pumpkin> :/
00:10:19 <pumpkin> doeznt mean i am
00:10:32 <Lukian> I'm not really a wizard either :o
00:10:39 * Lukian pounce pumpkin
00:10:44 <pumpkin> kek
00:10:47 * Lukian licks pumpkin
00:10:52 <Lukian> oh, a wow player too?
00:10:52 <pumpkin> are you like one of those magic the gathering nerds?
00:11:08 <pumpkin> wow player?
00:11:10 <pumpkin> me?
00:11:11 <pumpkin> lulz
00:11:17 <pumpkin> narrrr
00:11:26 <Lukian> you borrowed 'kek' from wow vocab. then XD
00:11:26 <damian> she's female (apparently)
00:11:29 <Lukian> gamer?
00:11:31 <damian> and not fat/ugly (apparently)
00:11:37 <damian> ie, no nerdism
00:11:48 <damian> unless she's got a nerdy boyfriend who introduced her to it.
00:11:59 <pumpkin> i thought kek was a common internet slang
00:12:18 <damian> it is, if you're asian and in the 90's
00:12:20 <Lukian> nope, it's a faction translation when horde types "lol", alliance see it as "kek"
00:12:22 <pumpkin> i am :D
00:12:26 <pumpkin> no, i'm not really.
00:12:27 <pumpkin> i wish i was.
00:12:39 <pumpkin> especially asian.
00:12:49 <pumpkin> have you noticed how much better looking asian women are than pretty much anyone?
00:12:54 <Lukian> "kik" is internet slang if anything, because it's a mistyping of lol :)
00:13:00 <Lukian> pumpkin, indeed
00:13:07 <pumpkin> killer.
00:13:15 <pumpkin> i liek you nerds.
00:13:17 <pumpkin> im gonna stay.
00:13:23 <pumpkin> i'm putting this channel on autojoin.
00:13:30 <damian> asians have a weird life-force
00:13:41 <damian> all of the force goes into their younger years, to keep them looking perfect
00:13:49 <damian> and then they hit ~30 and suddently turn 70
00:14:35 <pumpkin> no wai all asian people look 20 til they turn 100
00:15:06 <pumpkin> liek, at my "day job" i work in a handbag store, and we get a lot of asian customers
00:15:07 <Lukian> aye.
00:15:26 <pumpkin> and we'll get a mother and daughter asian customers and you cant tell which one is which til the mother whips out the credit card
00:15:27 <Lukian> You can't tell if an asian is jailbait or someone's mother :o
00:15:52 <pumpkin> i feel sad for the ugly asians
00:16:06 <pumpkin> see good looking caucasians are a minority
00:16:13 <pumpkin> so when you find one, you make a fuss
00:16:20 <pumpkin> but most asians are good looking
00:16:23 <pumpkin> so when you're ugly
00:16:24 <Lukian> found any? XD
00:16:26 <pumpkin> it must be awful
00:16:35 <pumpkin> sometimes i get ugly asian customers
00:17:06 <pumpkin> waaiiiit a minute
00:17:10 <pumpkin> how old are you guys
00:17:14 * pumpkin squints
00:17:21 <damian> 53
00:17:27 <pumpkin> orly
00:17:32 <Lukian> he lies
00:17:36 <Lukian> I'm 23
00:17:43 <damian> damnit, why do that to me!
00:17:47 <damian> pumpkins like older men.
00:17:57 <Lukian> how do you know that? :o
00:17:58 <damian> what month were you born?
00:18:21 <damian> because pumpkins don't like to go with anyone better looking then themselves, and the older you are, the uglier you are
00:18:25 <damian> not to mention saggier!
00:19:04 <pumpkin> pumpkins often end up enjoying the company of younger men and finds it very frustrating
00:19:22 <Lukian> yeah? :(
00:19:34 <pumpkin> because when doods turn out to be younger than pumpkins
00:19:34 <damian> of course.
00:19:37 <pumpkin> it makes them feel dirty
00:19:52 <damian> in what month were you hatched, Lukian?
00:19:54 <pumpkin> pumpkins like to be the youngest
00:20:00 <Lukian> damian, november
00:20:11 <damian> cool, i'm still older.
00:20:36 <pumpkin> YOUR BOTH OLDER THAN PUMPKIN THEN
00:20:46 <pumpkin> this pleases pumpkin
00:20:46 <pumpkin> im going to stop talking in the 3rd person now
00:20:46 <pumpkin> i'm creeping myself out
00:20:51 <damian> how old is this pumpkin?
00:21:00 <damian> pumpkins are supposed to creep things out.
00:21:07 <pumpkin> only in october
00:21:11 <pumpkin> i turned 23 last week
00:21:11 <Lukian> hahaha too true :D
00:21:26 <damian> what a youngin'
00:21:30 <Lukian> lol
00:21:42 <Lukian> how old are you really damian ? :p
00:21:56 <pumpkin> so nerd friends, are you nerds for a living or just for fun?
00:22:14 <Lukian> both!
00:22:33 <pumpkin> sounds delightful
00:23:33 <damian> i am no nerd, more of a geek
00:23:41 <damian> and you don't choose to be a geek, the geek chooses you.
00:24:29 <pumpkin> i'm more of a nerd than most people i know
00:24:37 <pumpkin> but less of a nerd than a programmer
00:24:45 <pumpkin> so...
00:25:01 <pumpkin> don't tease me with your "in" coding jokes
00:25:18 <Lukian> so what are your defining nerd features, other than chatting on IRC at midnight? :D
00:25:28 <damian> ah, it sounds like you are dissalusioned as to what a nerd is, and what a geek is.
00:25:51 <pumpkin> no geeks are socially inept and akward
00:26:08 <damian> nerds are socially inept and awkward
00:26:11 <pumpkin> nerds are clever at lame things like maths and coding, and often suffer from being socially inept and akward as a result
00:26:18 <pumpkin> geeks aren't necessarily clever
00:26:22 <Lukian> haha, too true
00:26:42 <damian> geeks, however, are naturally smart, yet possess social normity
00:26:51 <damian> you have things so confused, young pumpkin.
00:27:13 <pumpkin> no... geeks have runny noses and glasses.
00:27:24 <pumpkin> nerds have glasses and a calculator in their shirt pocket.
00:27:44 <pumpkin> i don't have glasses, but i do have a calculator in my shirt pocket.
00:27:49 <pumpkin> so that's why i'm mostly a nerd.
00:27:54 <pumpkin> but not as much as you guys.
00:28:05 * Lukian presses pumpkin's 'calculator buttons :o
00:28:13 <damian> yes, you are mistaken on which is which
00:28:24 <damian> do you know the difference between astronomy and astrology?
00:28:30 <pumpkin> D:
00:28:31 <pumpkin> that's rude
00:28:33 <damian> a lot of people get confused with those too, but there's actually ar eason for that one.
00:28:34 <pumpkin> of course i do
00:28:51 <pumpkin> theres no reason
00:28:52 <damian> just watch the movie, 'revenge of the nerds', they are nerds, and socially inept.
00:29:24 <pumpkin> you're letting a film made in the 80s dictate the meaning of a word that exsisted for aeons before it?
00:29:32 <damian> yet if you watch the movie 'road trip', the smart guy is a geek yet it suggests that he is well liked and known.
00:29:41 <pumpkin> o and i suppose i am legend is how the future is really gonna pan out
00:29:53 <pumpkin> that movie is entirely unrealistic
00:30:04 <damian> by your definition, the nerds are geeks, and the geek is a nerd.
00:30:26 <pumpkin> no.
00:30:42 <pumpkin> a geek is a geek. and a nerd can be a geek.
00:30:51 <pumpkin> but if a geek is a nerd then he's a nerd not a geek.
00:30:55 * pumpkin kicks her legs
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00:32:13 * Lukian massages pumpkin
00:32:14 <damian> you are one confused child.
00:32:44 <pumpkin> D:
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00:41:22 <pumpkin> sooooo
00:41:28 <pumpkin> whatelse.
00:47:50 * Lukian yawns sleepily and curls up with pumpkin
00:48:02 <pumpkin> kek
00:48:08 <Lukian> I <3s warm orange glow
00:48:22 <pumpkin> hehehehe
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