// #php — 2008-01-04
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09:58:35 <BJ> got the sand out of your vagina
10:00:33 <Lish> ha
10:00:34 <Lish> :P
10:00:48 <Lish> i feel sick today
10:00:52 <BJ> :]
10:01:03 <Lish> and ive gotta drive back to melb tomorrow
10:01:52 <BJ> what
10:01:57 <BJ> i thought you lived in sydney
10:02:05 <Lish> no i used to live in syd
10:02:15 <Lish> ive lived in melb for over a year
10:04:36 <Lish> :)
10:04:43 <Lish> im just here in syd on a holiday
10:09:03 <BJ> i see
10:09:07 <BJ> so you were living in syd
10:09:10 <BJ> when iw as living in syd
10:09:11 <BJ> makes sense
10:10:15 <Lish> yup
10:10:49 <Lish> :D
10:11:22 <Lish> the drive back to melb is so boring
10:27:18 <BJ> i used to drive to/from syd-bris once a month
10:27:20 <BJ> i know it all too well
10:27:51 <Lish> medal? :P
10:28:42 <Lish> heh
10:28:51 <Lish> i have to stop heaps which is a pain
10:28:55 <Lish> cause i have my dog with me
10:35:24 <BJ> yer
10:35:27 <BJ> i didnt stop more than twice
10:35:31 <BJ> for fuel and a piss
10:35:35 <BJ> and yes medal
10:36:04 <Lish> :P
10:36:30 <Lish> yeah usually id only stop for food, petrol and the loo
10:36:46 <Lish> hopefully it wont take more than 12 hrs
10:40:47 <BJ> best i've done is 9hrs
10:41:03 <BJ> for a 1000k trip with one or two stops max
10:41:30 <Lish> yeah this is about 1000k too
10:41:55 <Lish> without the dog it took me about 10
10:43:21 <Lish> going on ur own means u can sing real loud to whatever music u want which is good
10:46:48 <paveway> and look like a retard to people going past you
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10:52:09 <Lish> haha
10:52:14 <Lish> i always sing and dance
10:52:17 <Lish> its fun
10:53:29 <BJ> I used to pack bongs
10:53:44 <Lish> :/
10:53:45 <BJ> and do my best to not draw attention to myself whilst sparking it up at 110km/hr
10:53:46 <paveway> and wizz
10:53:52 <BJ> yes that too
10:53:57 <Lish> every rbt is a drug test too now
10:54:00 <Lish> well in vic anyway
10:54:22 <BJ> it was good because by the time i got to bris on the wizz, i was well and truely stoned enough to just go straight to sleep
10:54:25 <BJ> and yeah, i wouldn't do it anymore
10:54:29 <BJ> even if i was still smoking
10:54:31 <BJ> RDTs ftl
10:55:01 <paveway> |9:54.am| -BJ- even if i was still smoking
10:55:03 <paveway> uh huh
10:55:05 <Lish> oh so u dont smoke anymore?
10:55:08 <Lish> what made u stoo
10:55:13 <Lish> stop
10:55:41 <BJ> uh
10:55:43 <BJ> i got over it
10:55:51 <BJ> and yes dan, compare my 1 or two bongs a month
10:55:55 <BJ> to 1 or 2 grams a day
10:55:56 <BJ> :p
10:56:06 <Lish> very good
10:56:12 <Lish> bretts little bitch
10:56:15 <Lish> :D
10:56:49 <paveway> ?
10:57:21 <Lish> hmm
10:57:22 <Lish> im tired
10:57:35 <BJ> hungry here
10:58:35 <Lish> i feel bad cause i mad an excuse not to go to my friends party tonight
10:58:39 <Lish> :/
10:58:45 <Lish> i just lied and said i felt sick
10:59:02 <paveway> girls have a tendency to use that one
10:59:08 <paveway> so they probably don't believe you
10:59:21 <Lish> they might because i was excited about it the other day
10:59:30 <Lish> i even took an extra day of annual leave so i could go
10:59:31 <Lish> lol
10:59:36 <Lish> but now i just cbf
11:00:05 <Pzest> lol
11:02:28 <Lish> :P
11:02:39 <Pzest> i get like that all the time
11:03:04 <Pzest> then forced and dragged to go and enjoy myself a little
11:03:09 <Lish> haha
11:03:20 <Lish> i would probably go if i didnt have to drive back to melb tomorroew
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11:17:00 <Fall> good riddens
11:17:01 <Fall> ;)
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12:38:51 <Lish> mmm maccas
12:39:15 <Fall> I had Maccas last night on our cruise - was most failworthy
12:39:31 <Fall> when I ask for a double quarter pounder, I want the patties to be still dripping with oil
12:39:35 <Lish> lol
12:40:12 <Fall> what did you get, Lish
12:41:50 <Lukian> haha :D
12:41:52 <Lish> big mac
12:47:36 <Lish> :D
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12:57:34 <Lish> man i love seventh heaven
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13:04:10 <Fall> I have to transfer my music collection to the NAS
13:04:13 <Fall> 60+ gig over FTP
13:04:14 <Fall> painful
13:07:14 <Lish> hmm
13:07:16 <Lish> boring
13:07:56 <BJ> I used to love seventh heaven too
13:07:59 <BJ> casue those chicks were hawt
13:08:04 <BJ> and they had that innocent thing about them
13:08:37 <Lish> haha
13:08:53 <Lish> now one of them dates justin timberlake
13:08:55 <Lish> he's hawt
13:14:34 <kryten> isn't "professional workers" a nice way of saying "whores"
13:14:54 <kryten> ok.. gotta learn to scroll down before commenting
13:15:07 <kryten> hot tip for young players
13:15:13 <Lish> huh
13:15:14 <Lish> yea
13:15:32 <Fall> lololol
13:18:46 <Lish> i love oprah too
13:19:17 <Fall> me2
13:20:09 <Lish> me 3
13:20:10 <Lish> :D
13:25:56 <Fall> transferred 33gig already
13:26:03 <Lish> yay for u
13:26:09 <Fall> 26million packets ;)
13:26:53 <Lish> woohoo
13:26:57 <Lish> whatever that means
13:27:53 <Fall> why are you even here?
13:28:04 <Fall> do you even know php? :P
13:28:48 <BJ> she just loves nerds
13:28:53 <BJ> she comes here to fantasise about doing a nerd
13:29:01 <Fall> ORAD
13:29:21 <BJ> haha
13:34:05 <Lish> haha
13:34:06 <Lish> :P
13:35:30 <Fall> jeez, who has 70 gig music collections
13:35:35 <Fall> I mean really :S
13:36:02 <Lish> i luff nerds
13:36:04 <Lish> :D
13:36:20 <Lish> hey i do a nerdy job now
13:37:00 <BJ> nerd fettish
13:37:18 <Lish> :P
13:37:36 <Lish> im too stylish to be a nerd though :D
13:37:44 <Fall> we're geeks
13:37:52 <Fall> meh, I am anyway :p
13:37:54 <Fall> dunno about these guys
13:38:16 <BJ> im a geek
13:38:18 <BJ> but its ok
13:39:25 <Lish> whats the dif eh
13:40:01 <Fall> nerds - calculators in top shirt pocket, acne, bad hygiene
13:40:02 <Fall> ;)
13:40:07 <Lish> oh
13:40:17 <Lish> geeks? - the same minus calculator ? :P
13:41:46 <Fall> http://mousewords.blogspot.com/2004/10/geeks-vs-nerds.html
13:41:48 <Fall> hah.
13:42:26 <Lish> :P
13:42:51 <Lish> too much to read
13:43:13 <Fall> I want a shirt that says <geek> on the front and on the back says </geek>
13:43:26 <Lish> sounds dumb
13:43:35 <Fall> you wouldn't get it
13:43:50 <Lish> yea i do
13:43:52 <Lish> but stil dumb
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14:06:45 <Lish> i need to find weekends to do all the things i got for xmas!
14:07:08 <Lish> i got a voucher for dinner at this really nice resturant, a weekend away at soverign hill, high tea at the windsor and two tickets to gold class
14:07:24 <Lish> hmmmmmmmmmm
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14:26:45 <Fall> anyone need sydney based php'er? :)
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16:48:26 <Lish> my boyfriend has to be the best man at a wedding and i have to sit on my own! :(
16:48:58 <BJ> always a brides made never a bride
16:49:44 <Lish> haha
16:49:53 <Lish> :P
17:00:41 <Lish> oops
17:00:46 <Lish> i think i broke my memory stick
17:00:48 <Lish> annoying
17:01:22 <Lukian> bridesmaid @ BJ :p
17:01:31 <Lukian> Lish, do I want to know how? o.O
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17:07:41 <BJ> spelling was never my strong suit
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18:03:59 <Lish> i feel like shite
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19:04:35 <Lukian> so does your interweb connection
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19:32:16 <teranoid> Nah, that wasn't my Net connection. More like, computer
19:32:22 <teranoid> Oh... Lish... Yeah
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20:10:57 <serkz> anyone willing to teach how to rewrite url's in php? :)
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20:23:54 <Lukian> teranoid, that was directed at the offline Lish :D
20:23:57 <Lukian> hehe
20:24:15 <teranoid> =]
20:24:20 <Lukian> serkz, .htaccess - enjoy.
20:24:51 <serkz> ahh
20:24:54 <Lukian> and you'll be looking at $_SERVER variables in php :p
20:24:56 <serkz> mod_rewrite?
20:25:01 <Lukian> namely request uri
20:25:03 <Lukian> aye.
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20:34:16 <MedNez> hola
20:52:34 <robert_> :D @ Lukian
21:15:48 <teranoid> I am so 'tarded... Took me forever to learn even the basics of mod_rewrite()
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22:45:02 <robert_> heh
22:45:17 <robert_> I'm trying to crap out a name mangler implementation in php :/
22:48:38 <robert_> anybody want to help?
22:48:39 <robert_> heh
23:16:35 <MedNez> name mangler?
23:16:48 <MedNez> you mean like -> john to j0hn?
23:16:49 <MedNez> or nhjo?
23:19:03 <robert_> more like, 'int a;' -> '_ia'
23:21:57 <robert_> its for a language a friend and I are writing
23:21:57 <robert_> but
23:22:08 <robert_> I know nothing of name-mangling
23:22:09 <robert_> :/
23:22:23 <robert_> I'll gladly share what I have, heh
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