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~00:00:00 <BlueWish> arghh real monsters
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~13:13:44 Topic Is: noobforcesdotnet www.noobforces.net - http://comic.noobforces.net/ (issue 63) - Gnocchi is Potatoes, not Pastas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg_yzRWy9HM
~13:13:44 Set By: (nizmoe) on: Sat Mar 18 00:30:59 2006
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~13:13:44 <damian> !stats
~13:13:44 * damian thwaps antonio
~13:13:44 <antonio> its
~13:13:44 <antonio> !statsnf
~13:13:44 <antonio> i think =\
~13:13:44 <antonio> nizmoe waller in cs.
~13:13:44 <antonio> fukt if i know the working command brb cs
13:38:58 <damian> har har
13:42:34 <nizmoe> got him~
13:42:41 <nizmoe> aimbot/wallhack
13:45:40 <antonio> werd up nizmahoe
13:47:06 <damian> ragh
13:47:22 <damian> either of you want to make me up a list of games (10 or so) with other information in the format of ..
13:47:28 <damian> $ID;Title;Genre;Rating;YearMade;Publisher;Version;Platform
13:48:38 <damian> or at least igve me ten names, lol
13:48:41 <damian> i can't think of games
13:49:58 <nizmoe> i could, i guess
13:50:03 <nizmoe> current games?
13:50:18 <damian> any
13:50:43 <damian> pref. have a differences of years on them, not all 2005/2006
13:51:48 <nizmoe> what's version?
13:51:57 <damian> Half-Life <3>
13:52:02 <damian> .. i think :P
13:52:12 <damian> the person who wrote the way we have to set it out doesn't know games
13:52:19 <damian> Genre is 'GAME'
13:52:26 <damian> Rating is G, PG, M, R, MA15+
13:52:41 <nizmoe> ie: strategy etc
13:53:06 <damian> Platform is PC, GameCube, GameBoy Advanced, PS2, XboX
13:53:22 <damian> naw, Genre is just 'GAME'
13:53:32 <nizmoe> oh?
13:53:37 <damian> for two reasons ..
13:53:46 <damian> first is that the useless git of a woman wouldn't know the difference
13:53:57 <damian> and second s that i forgot about game genre's when i made my classes :P
13:54:18 <antonio> supposedly theres another waller in the game nizmoe..
13:54:28 <nizmoe> gimme the name
13:54:35 <damian> antonio[noob]
13:54:46 <nizmoe> or steamID
13:54:55 <nizmoe> type status in console
13:55:13 <antonio> kk
13:56:53 <antonio> eh, prob's just noobs they go on for ages then tell me 'get niz get niz' now they all shutup after i say 'whos the waller?'
13:57:01 <nizmoe> lol
13:57:30 <nizmoe> dont make it obvious that an admin is about to enter, or youre going to demo them
13:57:39 <nizmoe> they'll just leave
13:57:41 <antonio> they were talking in team.
13:58:30 * nizmoe returns to flicking through his Hyper mags
13:58:40 <damian> lol
14:03:36 <antonio> damian; Battle Field 2,Counter-Strike,Warcraft 3,Roller Coaster Tycoon, Age of Empires 2,Fifa 99
14:03:49 <antonio> mixture of years there
14:05:58 <damian> that's six, not ten! and where's th eother information, huh punk
14:05:59 <damian> HUH!?
14:06:20 <nizmoe> trax, you come up with 5
14:06:25 <nizmoe> ill come up with 5~
14:06:42 <damian> then i'll put you both in the credits :P~
14:07:00 <nizmoe> my mags only date back to 2003 :/ where the crap are my other ones :@
14:19:55 <nizmoe> ant, got any free graphics or sound cards for me?
14:20:38 <nizmoe> Title: Star Wars: Empire at War
14:20:39 <nizmoe> Rating: M15+
14:20:39 <nizmoe> Year: 2006
14:20:39 <nizmoe> Publisher: LucasArts
14:20:39 <nizmoe> Platform: PC
14:20:39 <nizmoe> Title: Morrowind
14:20:41 <nizmoe> Rating: M15+
14:20:43 <nizmoe> Year: 2003
14:20:45 <nizmoe> Publisher: Bethesda
14:20:47 <nizmoe> Platform: PC
14:20:49 <nizmoe> Title: Pokemon
14:20:51 <nizmoe> Rating: G
14:20:53 <nizmoe> Year: 2005
14:20:55 <nizmoe> Publisher: Nintendo
14:20:57 <nizmoe> Platform: Game Boy Advanced
14:20:59 <nizmoe> Version: Emerald Version (?)
14:21:01 <nizmoe> Title: Final Fantasy VII
14:21:03 <nizmoe> Rating: M15+
14:21:05 <nizmoe> Year: 1997
14:21:07 <nizmoe> Publisher: Square/Sony Entertainment
14:21:09 <nizmoe> Platform: Playstation
14:21:11 <nizmoe> Title: Banjo-Kazooie
14:21:13 <nizmoe> Rating: G
14:21:13 <damian> gooo pokemon
14:21:15 <nizmoe> Year: 1998
14:21:15 <damian> and you're a gun
14:21:17 <nizmoe> Publisher: Nintendo/Rare
14:21:19 <nizmoe> Platform: Nintendo 64
14:21:23 * nizmoe *nudges damian*
14:22:08 <damian> but i said in the format of $id;Title;Rating;Year ... :P~
14:22:15 <nizmoe> oh well
14:23:01 <damian> thanks much
14:23:21 <nizmoe> np
14:47:52 <antonio> niz, i can get you some
14:47:56 <antonio> after anything in particular?
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14:50:32 <antonio> !statsnf
14:50:39 <bios> QuickStats by mIRCStats - Top chatters for the last 3 days are: antonio: 412 lines, damian: 379, nizmoe: 133, nutterz: 107, BlueWish: 91, BladeLiger: 10, Night-Fire: 1
14:50:40 <bios> mIRCStats for #noobforces updated! Check out the stats at http://www.noobforces.net/stats
14:50:55 <antonio> nizmoe link me up
14:51:23 <antonio> http://members.optusnet.com.au/detrax/mIRCStats/noobforces.html
14:52:33 <damian> antonio forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 27 lines in CAPS.
14:52:33 <damian> Example:
14:52:33 <damian> [21:34] <antonio> IM A PRERIE DAWG!
14:52:54 <antonio> lol
14:53:09 <antonio> love that bit from ronnie johns
14:53:19 <antonio> also a night at the roxbury, isnt all people say it is
14:55:50 <nizmoe> look for the SNL version~ with jim carrey
14:56:18 <nizmoe> @nizmoe 1622089190 461 19.3 2:31am "..because you can't do a japanese tea ceremony when youre an astrona..."
14:56:20 <nizmoe> bwuahaha
14:56:23 <antonio> so last nights version isnt the good 1?
14:56:45 <nizmoe> no, that's the movie based on the characters in saturday night live
14:57:03 <antonio> ah
14:57:16 <damian> 1 +antonio 1769 16.3 11:22am "aint nizmoe got the drawing 1?"
14:57:18 <damian> redneck
14:57:26 <antonio> :(
14:58:57 <antonio> so nizmoe, what pc parts did you need
15:02:44 <nizmoe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb4ssrT33MU
15:05:47 <antonio> rofl nizmoe hahaha
15:06:42 <nizmoe> lol
15:06:51 <BlueWish> ROFL!
15:06:52 <BlueWish> hahah
15:10:54 <damian> just chucked one of those drives into my 200mhz antonio, Win2k on it!
15:11:09 <damian> but it flops during boot
15:12:21 <antonio> flops?
15:13:04 <damian> bsod
15:14:23 <damian> second does the same
15:14:36 <damian> i think there's something wrong with that machine, i couldn't install an os on it last time i tried
15:19:13 <antonio> throw it at a nigger holla
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15:20:41 <nizmoe> sound and graphics, trax
15:20:57 <nizmoe> if able to have drivers too
15:21:45 <antonio> sure, do they need to be good gfx/sound?
15:21:54 <antonio> since the pc's im gona steal this shiz from aint exactly 'new'
15:22:08 <nizmoe> well, able to run cs?
15:22:26 <antonio> ooooer, what reso you looking for?
15:22:38 <nizmoe> *shrug*
15:22:51 <nizmoe> just for my bros comp, he has no sound, cant play cs with his onboard gfx
15:23:03 <nizmoe> he has a 2.3hghz pc
15:23:07 <nizmoe> ghz*
15:23:27 <antonio> oooer, nice pc
15:23:55 <antonio> why doesnt he save up 50bucks and get a 9250
15:24:29 <damian> 2.3ghz machine with no sound? :S
15:24:33 <damian> onboard is dead?
15:25:08 <nizmoe> both onboard sound and gfx, the driver for sound is corrupt
15:25:16 <damian> what board is it?
15:25:23 <nizmoe> *looks*
15:25:31 <antonio> he should be able to find a new driver
15:25:36 <antonio> just update the bios if need be
15:25:41 <damian> no doubt it's an AC'97 release
15:25:53 <antonio> update bios/re-install sound
15:25:55 <antonio> presto will work
15:25:59 <damian> naw
15:26:04 <damian> shouldn't even need to update bio
15:26:04 <damian> s
15:26:09 <antonio> always good to tho
15:26:16 <damian> i've never updated mine, have no problems with it :P
15:26:17 <antonio> i updated mine, pc ran so much more efficent
15:26:28 <antonio> well i updated mine 3years later from original
15:26:35 <damian> ah yea
15:26:40 <antonio> 1st bios was seriously shit, usb was a POS
15:26:47 <antonio> would not even work
15:27:39 <antonio> even on a freinds laptop, network would drop every 5mins/no sound/monitor would dimout updated the bios all fixed
15:27:48 <damian> lol
15:27:53 <nizmoe> MSI MS-7060 micro atx (661fm2 series)
15:28:08 <damian> almost same as mine
15:28:13 <damian> mine's a 661fx1
15:28:53 <antonio> award bios
15:29:08 <damian> http://www.msicomputer.com/product/p_spec.asp?model=661FM2-LSR&class=mb
15:29:08 <damian> ?
15:29:17 <damian> look abou right
15:29:50 <antonio> decent motherboar
15:29:54 <nizmoe> yep
15:30:11 <antonio> haha what a guess its Award bios
15:30:50 <antonio> its Intel nizmoe ?
15:30:52 <damian> http://download.msi.com.tw/support/dvr_exe/mbd_dvr/Realtek_ALCXXX_NF3.zip
15:30:54 <damian> give that a try
15:31:38 <nizmoe> ya
15:31:43 <nizmoe> ^^ whats that
15:31:49 <damian> audio
15:31:52 <antonio> the audio driver
15:32:03 <damian> it's the noobforces audio driver
15:32:06 <damian> bahah
15:32:11 <damian> special edition
15:32:14 <nizmoe> lol
15:32:27 <damian> if that doesn't work, i'll give you another link
15:32:32 <antonio> comes with a free backdoor, so we can hack your shit!
15:32:33 <damian> there's onyl two other possibilities it could be
15:32:45 <damian> but chances are that'll work
15:33:09 <damian> bahh, these sites are shit slow
15:33:11 <damian> 80kb/s
15:34:13 <antonio> if i got somebody elses cable modem, and plugged it in i would be using there account rite?
15:35:09 <damian> nerp
15:35:19 <damian> it wouldn't work, from what i recall
15:35:39 <damian> in the ol' day you used to be able to hijack accounts, but these days it's 1 line -> 1 modem
15:35:39 <antonio> cause a freind will sell me his new 1, for 50$ but i keep hearing biased opions on it working
15:36:13 <damian> give Optus a quick call and ask
15:36:21 <antonio> huge cbf :(
15:37:00 <damian> haha
15:37:05 <damian> and you probably have a cordless phone or something, as well
15:37:15 <antonio> im meant to call work and ask for my shifts but cbf
15:37:21 <antonio> i have a fone within an arms reach
15:37:30 <damian> i'd have to go all the way downstairs and sit at the phone while i make a call :'(
15:37:37 <damian> yah, i'm supposed to do that too .. but i'm at uni when i need to call
15:37:41 <damian> but at least i have my three days a week
15:37:45 <antonio> get a cordless
15:37:45 <damian> and this week it's four
15:37:52 <damian> monday, thursday, friday, saturday
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15:44:34 <damian> Win98 is installing mighty fast on that 200mhz
15:45:38 <nutterz> hey all :)
15:45:57 <antonio> well 200mhz would of been a 1337 pc back when 98 was released
15:46:38 <damian> lol nah
15:46:45 <damian> 98 was ~300mhz days
15:47:20 <antonio> hrmm true i had a 366
15:47:42 <antonio> i tell ya the day i went from 366 > 3.2 i didnt feel a WOAH SHIT!!?@!?@!?@? but now when i use a 366 i wana commit suicide
15:48:03 <damian> i did .. haha
15:48:18 <damian> i went from 66mhz -> 350mhz -> 2.4ghz
15:48:23 <damian> they all make a big impact
15:49:25 <antonio> technology feels like its slowing down tho
15:50:19 <antonio> weve been in the '2.8ghz - 3.8
15:50:24 <antonio> bracket, for years now
15:52:28 <nutterz> trax what you selling?
15:52:53 <antonio> trying to sell trance's pc gear
15:53:12 <antonio> mobo/cpu 550$ mobo is a 4000+
15:53:15 <antonio> i mean cpu*
15:53:36 <antonio> i bought his ram
15:54:19 <nutterz> I see
15:56:27 <antonio> ,-0-0-,
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15:58:39 <damian> yah
15:59:00 <damian> sean's stuff is about $100 off, not bad
15:59:09 <damian> but antonio
15:59:15 <antonio> and he gives you warranty.
15:59:15 <damian> they've got up to 4ghz
15:59:20 <damian> then they stopped
15:59:25 <antonio> no 4ghz on the market
15:59:28 <damian> and they've got dual core and shite now
15:59:45 <damian> 1.8ghz duo = 4.2ghz
16:00:33 <antonio> not really man..
16:00:48 <damian> pretty much
16:00:54 <damian> and then there's the 64bit as well
16:01:01 <damian> they've quit with the 'ghz'
16:01:07 <damian> and started on better technology
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16:03:40 <damian> daniel, did that driver work?
16:05:50 <nizmoe> yeh man lol
16:05:53 <nizmoe> thanks for that
16:05:59 * nizmoe earned $20
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16:08:13 <damian> gimme $10
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17:45:14 <antonio> rofl@this spam site
17:45:16 <antonio> www.zooaccess.com
17:46:09 <damian> uhuh, spam ..
17:46:48 <antonio> lol
17:47:10 <damian> did you learn about the JavaDoc last year?
17:47:27 <antonio> not really
17:47:41 <damian> this is documentation for *my* application that i've been doing
17:48:12 <damian> http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/docs/api/java/lang/String.html
17:48:17 <damian> that's an example of the ACTUAL JavaDoc
17:48:29 <damian> how cool is that :P
17:48:46 <antonio> you didnt rite that did you
17:49:04 <damian> i wrote all of the actual text that's in there
17:49:17 <antonio> wow pretty sweet
17:49:19 <damian> there's a program that scans through your codes and writes up a JavaDoc for it, it's nice
17:49:30 <antonio> so you didnt write it?
17:49:50 <damian> i didn't write teh html .. no :P
17:49:54 <damian> getSuburb
17:49:54 <damian> public java.lang.String getSuburb()
17:49:54 <damian> To Return the Suburb
17:49:56 <antonio> ah
17:49:57 <damian> --
17:50:02 <damian> out of that, i wrote 'To Return the Suburb'
17:50:56 * antonio slaps nizmoe around a bit with a large trout
17:50:59 <antonio> nizmoe!
17:51:12 <antonio> damian; try email
17:52:14 <damian> [Message sent and copied to "sent-mail".]
17:53:19 <antonio> nf mail must be down again
17:53:24 <antonio> its down more then up
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18:25:45 <damian> should move providers
18:26:47 <antonio> should could would
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18:53:41 <nutterz> playing: "djNutterz - Muahahaha" [128kbps][44kHz][Stereo]
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19:33:33 <antonio> haha this girl is funny
19:33:39 <antonio> she tells me clubbersguide needs a better bg
19:33:45 <antonio> then says she's a webdesigner but says this
19:33:46 <antonio> � 7:27p �� (Mz`-KoUKLa`-MIa) i work for c-panel
19:33:57 <antonio> lol
19:37:34 * Blade[Away] is back: bbs, dinner Gone For: 00:37:02
19:37:34 Nick: Blade[Away] is now known as BladeLiger
20:10:43 <nizmoe> ROFL
20:11:55 * nizmoe works for html
20:16:01 <BlueWish> http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/10974173/268761
20:16:42 <antonio> backup bluewish i work for austhex!
20:16:57 <BlueWish> OH NOES!
20:17:18 <antonio> i mite even get the guys at CAT5 so your interweb mite go down
20:17:24 <antonio> =/
20:18:00 <BlueWish> GO AWAI!
20:18:45 <BlueWish> oh my god
20:18:50 <BlueWish> that teddy look evil
20:18:56 <antonio> which teddy
20:20:09 <antonio> http://images.cainer.net/How_It's_Made_car_engines.avi 33mb fairly interesting..
20:20:29 <BlueWish> teddy in this room
20:21:16 <antonio> did the teddy touch you down below?
20:22:36 <BlueWish> yes :(
20:26:56 <antonio> lol :P
20:36:29 <BlueWish> :P
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