// #nerdhacks — 2025-02-02
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12:31:00 * serku is now known as beserker
12:32:00 * beserker is now known as serku
12:38:00 <serku> A cop, a priest and a sailor walk into a bar. the cop says "I work nights, so I'll pay.", the priest says "no, no, the keeps me safe, I'll pay.", and the sailor says "port please."
12:40:00 <serku> a man with one arm walks along the foreshore one day and a young lady in a bikini approaches him. He says "hello young lady", she replies to him "fuck off wanker"
12:43:00 <serku> two returned servicemen are sitting in wheelchairs at the respite home. the first one says "I lost me legs in action", the second one says "oh, i'm just catholic"
12:46:00 <serku> a dead junkie was found in a city alleyway with needle in his arm. the cop doing the investigation remarked "is this the new scene?"
13:00:00 * serku_ is now known as serku
13:07:00 <serku> a recent big budget movie was screened. the entire 2hr movie was just a blank black screen. the critical acclaim was "its a blinder"
13:10:00 <serku> a robot and a marine are flying over the city in a helicopter. the marine asks "what are we looking for?" the robot replies "dead marines."
13:16:00 <serku> a guy walks into a cake shop and pronounces "Mmmmm cake!". the store owner replies "its just chocolate cake today"
13:35:00 <serku> on a girls birthday she received a pink computer as a present. when she unwrapped it and plugged it in, she opened a window and typed "pictures" into "favourites"
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