// #nerdhacks — 2024-06-25
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06:12:00 * AxeZZZ is now known as Axeman
06:16:00 <Axeman> worn away letters on keys of the keyboard, is it a problem to find replacement ones? yeas, fk it, buy a new backlit keyboard...
06:24:00 <Axeman> noone else crapped the bed eh?
07:50:00 * AxeZZZ is now known as Axeman
07:59:00 <Axeman> :D, more like a tripod from war of the worlds.
08:00:00 <Axeman> another day >> are we all ambivalent that we didnt fail to awaken from our sleep last night?
08:50:00 <AxeZZZ> eh
08:50:00 * AxeZZZ is now known as Axeman
09:09:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeShoppin
09:50:00 <looooool> hiya I'm unbanned now
10:07:00 <looooool> props
10:09:00 <looooool> many on chat?
10:15:00 <looooool> hows mums hotdogs today rabbit? you should get off your ass and cook yourself a feed you lazy fat dog.
10:17:00 <looooool> just woke up
10:17:00 <looooool> U there rabbit
10:20:00 <looooool> fuckhead
10:20:00 <looooool> lol
10:21:00 <looooool> fat loser rabbit
10:25:00 <looooool> dumb abo rabbit.
10:25:00 <looooool> noongar faggot
10:40:00 <looooool> lazy faggot rabbit
10:43:00 <Axeman> love being retired, i never miss the traffic report from the helo and sip a FMC and remember when i had to put up with that soul destroying exercise for 30 years.
10:54:00 <looooool> same I'v never worked hardly at all and only to top up my DSP
10:54:00 <looooool> cash paying jobs are good
10:56:00 <looooool> I'm retired into social housing got thousands in the bank gonna buy a motorcycle soon
10:57:00 <looooool> probably a Suzuki dr650
10:58:00 <looooool> so I can put around patrolling my hood
11:02:00 <looooool> I'm gonna get a stick to poofter bash people like rabbit if I see any poofs
11:02:00 <looooool> whack whack take that homo
11:05:00 <Axeman> only yesterday i was wondering what made rabbit depressed :D
11:05:00 <looooool> a long stick and some goggles to protect me from HIV
11:05:00 <looooool> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
11:05:00 <looooool> yeah he needs to be medicated
11:05:00 <Axeman> or is this old school mateship hassling?
11:06:00 <looooool> na I'm genuinely trying to help the poor sod
11:06:00 <looooool> lol
11:08:00 <looooool> the salvos will help convert him from faggot into normal straight bloke again
11:08:00 <looooool> plus the broke ass mf needs some food
11:08:00 <looooool> he only eats cheesecake he needs a meal
11:25:00 <looooool> fat pig lol
11:26:00 <looooool> he needs a wheelchair
11:26:00 <looooool> I'm fat but rabbit has big paws on him he hits three keys at once lol
11:31:00 <Axeman> theres a simpsons clip where homer had to buy a fat fingers large button phone
11:31:00 <Axeman> check this >> this guy is a legend
11:31:00 <Axeman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSDD3Bk6N4
11:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1960 International Crew cab start To finish transformation. (Date not found) Length: - UPLDR: Halfass Kustoms - 1,299,875 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
11:33:00 <Axeman> theres nothing better as a youtube show how to do video than a canadian whose humble and not an american wanker
11:34:00 <Axeman> brb smoken a bowl.
11:34:00 <looooool> ok
11:34:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeSAB
11:38:00 <AxeSAB> bek
11:38:00 * AxeSAB is now known as Axeman
11:38:00 <looooool> wb
11:39:00 <Axeman> so how disabled are you? ricky berwick level?
11:39:00 <looooool> just lazy
11:39:00 <looooool> I need a cleaner and gardener
11:39:00 <Axeman> Govt. money is worth 4x what wage is
11:39:00 <looooool> yeah I'm loving it
11:40:00 <looooool> order pizza whenever I want
11:41:00 <looooool> gonna get them to drive me to cafes for coffee and food all free
11:41:00 <Axeman> we have possibly the best pizza guy nearby, incredibly tasty and i can maybe get through 3 slices before its into the fridge. they are layered with fatty goodness
11:42:00 <Axeman> just get it delivered
11:42:00 <looooool> yum same I'v found the best pizza shop here too
11:42:00 <looooool> yer delivery is good
11:42:00 <Axeman> i wont be seen in the council pizza places like dominos or the hut anymore
11:42:00 <looooool> yep
11:42:00 <looooool> they're pretty average
11:43:00 <looooool> lots of those salty fish on it too
11:43:00 <Axeman> sure if i crawled out of the desert i might go there, but not after finding the golden child of pizza shops
11:43:00 <Axeman> anchovies are excellent
11:43:00 <looooool> yum
11:43:00 <looooool> yeah fucking oath
11:45:00 * AxeShoppin is now known as Axeman
11:46:00 <looooool> I'm gonna get someone to wash me I reckon that'd be good I hate showers need help to wash
11:47:00 <Axeman> and the plot thickens
11:48:00 <Axeman> you should make a gurney shower
11:48:00 <looooool> yer I'll get it installed
11:48:00 <looooool> I want a spa coz I'm pretty fat now
11:49:00 <looooool> NDIS should install
11:49:00 <looooool> need one of those heat lamps it's too cold
11:50:00 <looooool> might see if they'll buy me a hrdro setup then I'll grow weed two rooms
12:04:00 <Axeman> too harsh for the lungs
12:05:00 <Axeman> if you could weld you can make a swing arm to get in and out of the spa
12:05:00 <Axeman> use a car winch 12v so theres little chance of electrocution
12:06:00 <Axeman> and a nema motor to slow rotate the arm
12:11:00 <looooool> yeah sounds like a plan
12:24:00 <Rabbit> Get a job you bum.
12:27:00 <Axeman> :D
12:28:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeSAB
12:36:00 * AxeSAB is now known as Axeman
12:37:00 * Axeman is now known as Axe
12:37:00 * Axe is now known as Axeman
12:37:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeSAB
12:37:00 * AxeSAB is now known as Axeman
12:37:00 <Axeman> thats new, were people flooding channels by changing nicks?
12:37:00 <Taco> Hey Steven can I get @ so that I can randomly kick b1rd sh1t for fun?
12:38:00 <Axeman> [12:37] -vegas.qld.au.austnet.org- Final warning! Please slow down your /NICK changes!
12:39:00 <Axeman> the fucking gestapo controls put in place to stop the fuckwits... there was a lot less crap 20 years ago
12:41:00 <Axeman> begging for ops was classed as a major no no way back when :D
12:51:00 <looooool> brb got a visitor
12:54:00 <Axeman> k
13:01:00 <Axeman> let me know if she didnt look like a methhead, if no continue >> how much per half hour, did she let you kiss her on the lips.
13:13:00 <ChanOP> 3 sets mode: +o Taco
13:35:00 <Axeman> jesus, you wont be able to order pizza for a few weeks now...
13:37:00 <Axeman> this is quite sad guys, think about it. she's so loose loool is having to slap it from side to side like a drill instructor bangs his yard stick in a metal garbage can to wake the troops at 4:30am
13:41:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeSAB
13:53:00 <AxeSAB> damn, do you guys have a best website to go to for cctv footage? im trying to find the clovis public library footage.
14:07:00 <AxeSAB> shit, now im stuck on crazyshit.com
14:08:00 <Axeman> double voice, groovy. i just spent half an hour touching up a screen door with a pressure pack, i can hardly operate the cigarette lighter...
14:09:00 <looooool> back
14:10:00 <looooool> I'm a fan of horseporn.net myself
14:10:00 <looooool> lol
14:11:00 <AxeSAB> mm i saw a live act with a shetland pony and a fat woman. her deep grunt as my little pony gained entry haunts me to this day.
14:11:00 <looooool> might order two pizzas fuck it
14:11:00 <Rabbit> The vibration? same with whipper snippers, drils and shit.. the vibration kicks in
14:12:00 <looooool> rabbit thinks he's tuff
14:12:00 <Rabbit> The 2 pizas you can't afford
14:12:00 <Rabbit> you don't have any vouchers
14:13:00 <looooool> lol yep
14:13:00 <Axeman> no the pressing of the nozzle
14:13:00 <Rabbit> you're a broke faggot.
14:13:00 <looooool> I'm rich as fuck
14:13:00 <Axeman> repeatedly
14:13:00 <looooool> back to your gambling rabbit
14:13:00 <looooool> nobody wants to listen to an abo
14:14:00 <AxeSAB> do you guys get a malicious threat warning when looking at clips on livegore.com
14:14:00 <looooool> rabbit loves it he views it daily
14:14:00 * AxeSAB is now known as Axeman
14:14:00 <looooool> lol I'll check
14:14:00 <Axeman> tah
14:14:00 <looooool> na no warning on my phone
14:14:00 <looooool> lol @ vouchers
14:15:00 <Axeman> im thinking its the antivirus trying to get denari out of me
14:15:00 <Axeman> scroll down a bit and click on the "soon to be wed" onew
14:15:00 <looooool> ok
14:15:00 <Axeman> ok cheers
14:16:00 <Axeman> that clown couldnt shoot to save himself..
14:16:00 <looooool> site can't be reached
14:16:00 <looooool> looks like it's blocked
14:17:00 <looooool> connection reset
14:17:00 <Axeman> bahahahahah the first thing the male vic does after the shooter left was check his messages on phone..
14:17:00 <looooool> lolll
14:17:00 <Axeman> what a world
14:17:00 <looooool> 46 dollars two large yum
14:17:00 <Rabbit> 46 dollars two large yum
14:18:00 <looooool> ikr
14:18:00 <Axeman> way back when, shooting videos didnt have such stupidity, they all ran like mad
14:18:00 <Axeman> what if the shooter, as he was getting into his car thought "ya know, maybe i should go back and check.."
14:18:00 <looooool> brb waiting for pizza
14:18:00 <Rabbit> brb waiting for pizza
14:19:00 <looooool> yer
14:20:00 <looooool> good site I should get on a VPN to view it
14:20:00 <Axeman> hang on, on review, the guy that leaves through the back arch ALSO checks his phone!!!!!
14:20:00 <looooool> lol
14:20:00 <Axeman> i clicked on the link 3 times, and it eventually came up to play
14:20:00 <looooool> ok
14:20:00 <Axeman> the first guy couldnt check his phone, DEAD
14:20:00 <looooool> go on rabbit fuck off
14:20:00 <Rabbit> go on rabbit fuck off
14:20:00 <looooool> you're a food scab rabbit eat your mums hotdogs and stfu
14:20:00 <Rabbit> you're a food scab rabbit eat your mums hotdogs and stfu
14:21:00 <looooool> lolololol
14:21:00 <looooool> nice
14:27:00 <looooool> loser
14:27:00 <Rabbit> loser
14:27:00 <looooool> lol
14:27:00 <Rabbit> lol
14:28:00 <Axeman> ive stripped the audio out, there were only yells, when the gun shoots its dead air.
14:28:00 <Axeman> https://imgur.com/a/yg3xe7R
14:29:00 <Axeman> it looks like a photography studio, those wedding pics must have been crap.
14:30:00 <looooool> btw I'm telling on you gremmm said I'm not allowed to get banned or kicked anymore
14:30:00 <Rabbit> btw I'm telling on you gremmm said I'm not allowed to get banned or kicked anymore
14:31:00 <looooool> steven will remove your ops rabbit
14:31:00 <Rabbit> steven will remove your ops rabbit
14:31:00 <looooool> gremmm might zline you like has happened in the past son
14:31:00 <Rabbit> gremmm might zline you like has happened in the past son
14:32:00 <looooool> cool
14:32:00 <looooool> your doordasher is heading to you with your order. yum.
14:32:00 <Rabbit> your doordasher is heading to you with your order. yum.
14:32:00 <looooool> lunch soon faghot
14:32:00 <Rabbit> lunch soon faghot
14:32:00 <looooool> not for you tho rabbit you're getting nothing.
14:32:00 <Rabbit> not for you tho rabbit you're getting nothing.
14:43:00 <Axeman> ok ive worked it out, AVG says theres a threat and stops the link from showing. clicking on it again and waiting brings it up to play
14:44:00 <Axeman> and now we see a guy with a fuel pump nozzle up his ass having a wank between the pumps
14:44:00 <Axeman> thats new
14:45:00 <looooool> lol
14:47:00 <Axeman> and thats why you dont speed in a PPG, powered para glider
14:47:00 <Axeman> unexpected-fate-compilation
14:48:00 <Rabbit> All doordashers spit in the food before they deliver it.
15:03:00 <Axeman> from somalian shores to your table
15:05:00 <Axeman> ive replaced the audio, some millennial/genZ thinks that autotune fixes their hog bark voice. it astounds me how stupid these young'uns are.>???>> https://imgur.com/a/wwlbh70
15:06:00 <Axeman> you can find the original on the gore site if your up for auditory self abuse.
15:10:00 <looooool> lol
15:10:00 <Rabbit> lol
15:11:00 <looooool> one pizza for lunch one for later tonight. yum yum.
15:11:00 <Rabbit> one pizza for lunch one for later tonight. yum yum.
15:12:00 <Rabbit> I call.. the pizza you don't have.
15:13:00 <looooool> jealousy rabbit
15:13:00 <Rabbit> jealousy rabbit
15:13:00 <looooool> enjoy your mums hotdogs faggot
15:13:00 <Rabbit> enjoy your mums hotdogs faggot
15:15:00 <Rabbit> Look at how angry you always are
15:15:00 <Rabbit> No pizza because you're broke.
15:15:00 <Axeman> yeh, he's pissed at most things
15:15:00 <looooool> you're the angry one rabbit
15:16:00 <Rabbit> you're the angry one rabbit
15:16:00 <looooool> brb
15:16:00 <Rabbit> brb
15:16:00 <Axeman> careful rabs, if he floods and gets kicked, youre going as well :D
15:17:00 <looooool> rabbit has aids and he's abo
15:17:00 <Rabbit> rabbit has aids and he's abo
15:18:00 <looooool> black faggot
15:18:00 <Rabbit> black faggot
15:22:00 <looooool> only a nigger could be as arrogant and dumb as rabbit presents here
15:22:00 <Rabbit> only a nigger could be as arrogant and dumb as rabbit presents here
15:23:00 <looooool> nig nog junglebunny
15:23:00 <Rabbit> nig nog junglebunny
15:23:00 <Rabbit> Which comes first.. gline, zline or channel kick
15:24:00 <looooool> gremmm has that nigger lover von on a tight leash
15:24:00 <Rabbit> gremmm has that nigger lover von on a tight leash
15:24:00 <looooool> rofl nigger is true. amazing how much niggers have evolved to use computers
15:24:00 <Rabbit> rofl nigger is true. amazing how much niggers have evolved to use computers
15:26:00 <Rabbit> aww
15:26:00 <looooool> quarter abo faggot
15:26:00 <Rabbit> quarter abo faggot
15:26:00 <Rabbit> oo oo I can set my own
15:26:00 <looooool> faggot
15:26:00 <Rabbit> faggot
15:26:00 <Rabbit> just for him
15:26:00 <looooool> steven won't let you
15:26:00 <Rabbit> steven won't let you
15:28:00 <looooool> booong /me runs rabbit over with a four by four with a bullbar
15:28:00 <Rabbit> booong /me runs rabbit over with a four by four with a bullbar
15:29:00 <looooool> roadkill lol niggers
15:29:00 <Rabbit> roadkill lol niggers
15:34:00 <Rabbit> lol @ b1rd sh1t .. most of what he has said is 'lol' .. he doesn't know how to chat, he's a retard.
15:35:00 <Rabbit> and lol @ the dudes in the video checking their phones
15:36:00 <Rabbit> more worried about their phone then their safety
15:36:00 <Rabbit> Take your meds.
15:36:00 <looooool> you need to.
15:36:00 <looooool> dumb abo
15:36:00 <looooool> boongs have IQ of 75
15:37:00 <looooool> dumb boong
15:38:00 <looooool> U ok ?
15:38:00 <looooool> U mad son?
15:39:00 <Rabbit> Carry on bum.
15:40:00 <looooool> HAHAHA
15:40:00 <looooool> abos stink like poo
15:41:00 <looooool> why do you rub shit into your skin abo faggot lol
15:41:00 <looooool> boong
15:42:00 <looooool> steven will remove you faggot
15:43:00 <boongsEatPoo> lol
15:44:00 <boongsEatPoo> smelly abo
15:46:00 <smellyAbo> play your #horseracing game loser
15:48:00 <smellyAbo> U mad faggot?
16:04:00 <Axeman> yeh, its unbelieveable
16:14:00 <looooool> look at rabbit gambling on that stupid channel 24/7
16:15:00 <looooool> #horseracing faggot
16:18:00 <looooool> rabbit smokes his own farts inhales deep
16:18:00 <looooool> faggot
16:38:00 <Axeman> surely the farts would combust and thus no methane would be inhaled.
16:45:00 <looooool> tru
16:46:00 <looooool> had a roast chicken U can tell from the farts
16:46:00 <Axeman> it would be quite the experiment to see if there was any taste from lit farts..
16:46:00 <looooool> and fried eggs
16:47:00 <Axeman> yeh, but thats straight from anus to nostril. no combustion
16:47:00 <looooool> used to light my farts
16:47:00 <looooool> yer
16:47:00 <Axeman> yeh, so did we as kids. wear jeans is my advice.
16:47:00 <looooool> yup
16:48:00 <looooool> rabbit eats his own shit, deep Fry's it
16:50:00 <looooool> yuck nearly spewed
16:52:00 <looooool> lol I got #melbourne put into lockdown
16:53:00 <looooool> apparently gooks eat fried shit.
16:53:00 <looooool> with wasabi and soy
16:56:00 <looooool> slope heads eat anything at all
16:56:00 <looooool> anything that moves
16:57:00 <looooool> abos like rabbit eat shit
16:57:00 <looooool> rabbit is a boong
16:58:00 <looooool> that's the noise abos make hitting the bullbar... boonnngggg
16:59:00 <Axeman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj71HnSJaUM
17:00:00 <looooool> https://youtu.be/GOiOoCBXLXg?si=-Y01H7d3HEZjDrA7
17:00:00 <Axeman> i have a ball.. perhaps you'd like to bounce it.
17:01:00 <looooool> lol
17:02:00 <Axeman> this is better comedy.
17:02:00 <Axeman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Bq0M5lyEE
17:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plumber (1 year ago) Length: - UPLDR: Derrick Boon - 14,255 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
17:04:00 <Axeman> theres a moron in miami florida at the moment whose called zherka. he sounds like guido, but doesnt realise guido was made for comedy.
17:04:00 <Axeman> zherka is an absolute tool. guido in real life
17:06:00 <Axeman> this ones brilliant, the tow truck driver would have killed him.
17:06:00 <Axeman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R682mSp9vjk
17:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guido Hatzis- tow truck driver all 4 calls (15 years ago) Length: - - 237,192 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
17:10:00 <looooool> yeah he's good
17:11:00 <Axeman> this is another CD he made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMTO27JrAxM
17:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guido Hatzis - Whatever... (2000) - CD 1 (11 years ago) Length: - - 184,014 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
17:13:00 <looooool> lol
17:20:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeZZZ
17:34:00 <looooool> von unban me in melbourne you faggot
17:35:00 <von> i would but i cbf
17:37:00 <Axeman> later guys
17:37:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeZZZ
17:40:00 <looooool> ok
17:41:00 <looooool> karn von
17:42:00 <looooool> finally did a shit fuck it stinks
17:44:00 <looooool> von karn bro
17:45:00 <looooool> grem said less bans faggot I'll tell on you
17:49:00 <looooool> telling on you right now
17:57:00 <looooool> https://ibb.co/thXV8hR
17:57:00 <looooool> lagged on you von see above
18:00:00 <looooool> gremmm will remove your ops he said
18:05:00 <Taco> von asked me to tell you "ooooh im scared"
18:06:00 <Taco> he said hes still not giving a fuck
18:16:00 <looooool> lol
18:16:00 <looooool> he's autistic
18:17:00 <looooool> non verbal
18:26:00 <looooool> Thai chicken fried rice for dinner yum
18:27:00 <looooool> got some for later too, I added chilli of course
18:30:00 <looooool> fuckhead
18:30:00 <looooool> speak up von gremmm will remove you
18:30:00 <von> ok
18:30:00 <looooool> thought so the faggot has nothing to say for himself
18:30:00 <von> k
18:31:00 <looooool> what do you have to say for yourself von
18:31:00 <von> hi
18:31:00 <looooool> speak up
18:31:00 <looooool> lol hi
18:32:00 <looooool> will I be getting banned yet?
18:32:00 <von> na
18:32:00 <looooool> why not
18:32:00 <von> cause
18:32:00 <looooool> iv had a good run
18:32:00 <von> yep
18:32:00 <von> it will continue
18:32:00 <looooool> ok
18:34:00 <looooool> do you reckon rabbit is part jungle bunny? I reckon he might be a quarter chicken and chips
18:34:00 <looooool> probly a quarter abo
18:41:00 <looooool> tomorrow I'm slow cooking some gravy beef into a curry can't wait
18:41:00 <looooool> and iv got some caulis to roast with some cheese on top yum
18:42:00 <looooool> rabbit lives with his mum she feeds him hotdogs everyday hoping he will move out
18:43:00 <looooool> but he loves dogs fat cunt he is
18:52:00 <looooool> lol
18:53:00 <looooool> where's rabbit
18:53:00 <looooool> calmed down yet son?
19:11:00 <Taco> Oi hai
19:11:00 <Taco> Asl
19:57:00 <Rabbit> rekt
20:28:00 * AxeZZZ is now known as Axeman
20:29:00 <Axeman> z lined eh
21:29:00 <Rabbit> lol good
22:50:00 <Axeman> night rabs
22:50:00 * Axeman is now known as AxeZZZ
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