// #nerdhacks — 2024-02-20
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01:05:00 <Rabbit> lol ld0g has a tiny cock, so small he pisses on his own balls
12:38:00 <poojabba> Lolz
12:38:00 <poojabba> Stephen Porkz
12:39:00 <poojabba> Where is hobsin?
12:39:00 <poojabba> Fat smelly hobsin
12:39:00 <poojabba> Lololollllllllll
12:39:00 <poojabba> My bottom stinks this afternoon
12:39:00 <poojabba> ^^
12:39:00 <poojabba> Kek
12:39:00 <poojabba> Seeta
19:19:00 <LightningDancer> I got to buy another pair now
19:19:00 <LightningDancer> 1 ear ring is for homos
19:19:00 <Bonny> they would be expensivge eh?
19:20:00 <LightningDancer> I going to get diamonds
19:20:00 <LightningDancer> Instead of gold
19:20:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:20:00 <Bonny> becareful you don't lose them
19:20:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh... ill try^^
19:20:00 <LightningDancer> Wallace bishop
19:21:00 <LightningDancer> Or might just go to cash converters
19:21:00 <LightningDancer> Cashies have some good bargains sometimes
19:22:00 <Bonny> yeah they do
19:22:00 <LightningDancer> I bought a $1200 giant mountain bike of them for $55.89
19:22:00 <Bonny> wow
19:22:00 <Bonny> that's good
19:22:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh its fucken mad bike ay
19:22:00 <LightningDancer> Not a thing wrong with it
19:22:00 <LightningDancer> Its called Giant Boulder 2
19:23:00 <LightningDancer> Red and white, carbon fibre frame, MAXXIS tyres... hold 65psi
19:24:00 <Bonny> cool
19:24:00 <LightningDancer> Its clean as a whistle
19:24:00 <Bonny> you did well
19:24:00 <LightningDancer> I got my samsung tablet 6 of them for 249
19:24:00 <LightningDancer> Valued 450
19:24:00 <Bonny> yeh nothing wrong with it eh?
19:25:00 <LightningDancer> Not a thing
19:25:00 <Bonny> I don't like buying 2nd hand tech
19:25:00 <LightningDancer> Not a blemish on it
19:25:00 <Bonny> cool
19:25:00 <LightningDancer> My s23 ultra is brand new
19:25:00 <LightningDancer> :))))
19:25:00 <LightningDancer> 200mp camera
19:25:00 <Bonny> I want the s24 ultra
19:25:00 <Bonny> so expensive
19:26:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh i know
19:26:00 <Bonny> 1tb space
19:26:00 <LightningDancer> The 24 looks exactly like mine
19:26:00 <Bonny> I have a samsung s20 5g bought outright with a $20 a month sim card in it
19:26:00 <LightningDancer> Im on 5g
19:27:00 <Bonny> yeah same
19:27:00 <Bonny> and I only pay $20 a month
19:27:00 <LightningDancer> I got 2 x esim
19:27:00 <LightningDancer> 2 numbers
19:27:00 <Bonny> ok
19:27:00 <LightningDancer> S pen inbuilt
19:27:00 <Bonny> samsung are the best phones
19:27:00 <LightningDancer> Im using it now :)))
19:27:00 <Bonny> the s24 ultra is ai
19:28:00 <LightningDancer> Fuk yeh apple are shithouse
19:28:00 <LightningDancer> I know
19:28:00 <Bonny> I wouldn't touch an apple
19:28:00 <LightningDancer> Galaxy ai
19:28:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:28:00 <Bonny> I want that phone
19:28:00 <LightningDancer> I got 6 cameras on this phone
19:28:00 <Bonny> but I'm going to greece in august and I'm saving for that
19:28:00 <LightningDancer> I can zoom in 100x
19:28:00 <Bonny> maybe when I come back from greece I'll get it
19:29:00 <LightningDancer> ^^
19:29:00 <LightningDancer> I got 60 grams of silver on my wrist
19:29:00 <LightningDancer> Lolz
19:29:00 <Bonny> my current phone only cost me $20 a month..I can't justify spending over $100 a month for a new phone
19:30:00 <LightningDancer> I love silver... keeps vampires at bay
19:30:00 <Bonny> yeah I wear silver
19:30:00 <Bonny> my watch is silver too
19:30:00 <LightningDancer> I got everything
19:31:00 <Bonny> cool
19:31:00 <LightningDancer> All the bells and whistles imo
19:31:00 <Bonny> yeah it's nice to have
19:31:00 <LightningDancer> But i dont have a car and licence... my only draw back
19:32:00 <LightningDancer> ://
19:32:00 <Bonny> I have a honda civic RS only 3 years old
19:32:00 <LightningDancer> Nice
19:32:00 <LightningDancer> I want a dodge demon
19:32:00 <Bonny> are you able to get a driver's license?
19:32:00 <LightningDancer> :((((
19:33:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh... ive never held license before and have no traffic history at all
19:33:00 <Bonny> but it's not too late to get a driver's license if there is no reason why you can't get one
19:33:00 <LightningDancer> My partner has about 70k tucked away... but she wont access it
19:33:00 <LightningDancer> :((((
19:34:00 <Bonny> I have a mortgage
19:34:00 <Bonny> only a small one tho
19:34:00 <Bonny> so I only work parttime
19:34:00 <LightningDancer> She saved 20 thou, 30thou from her inheritance and 20k in super annuation
19:34:00 <Bonny> good that she's not touching it
19:35:00 <von> arent mortgages fun
19:35:00 <Bonny> yup
19:35:00 <Bonny> especially when interest rates go up
19:35:00 <LightningDancer> Were in housing
19:35:00 <von> yep
19:35:00 <LightningDancer> 2 story 2 bedroom 2 bathrooms
19:35:00 <LightningDancer> $90 a fortnight
19:35:00 <Bonny> I'm glad I didn't get a large mortgage my repayments are only $524 a fortnight
19:36:00 <Bonny> is it a townhouse?
19:36:00 <LightningDancer> Power bill is 10 a fortnight and no water bill or rates
19:36:00 <von> ours are only $390 but we are on a low interest rate
19:36:00 <LightningDancer> Yes
19:36:00 <Bonny> I have a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment
19:36:00 <Bonny> fixed rates?
19:36:00 <von> yes
19:36:00 <Bonny> that won't last for long
19:36:00 <von> till next year :(
19:37:00 <LightningDancer> My partner is 51
19:37:00 <LightningDancer> Im 35
19:37:00 <Bonny> hopefully interest rates go down by then
19:37:00 <LightningDancer> Lolololololllll
19:37:00 <von> yeah i think they will
19:37:00 <Bonny> yup
19:37:00 <Bonny> is it $390 a week or fortnight?
19:37:00 <von> ahh a week
19:37:00 <LightningDancer> We just got a brand new oven installed lastweek
19:38:00 <LightningDancer> For free
19:38:00 <Bonny> that's not too bad
19:38:00 <von> i misread your comment
19:38:00 <LightningDancer> ^^
19:38:00 <Bonny> that's ok
19:38:00 <Bonny> I pay $524 a fortnight variable
19:38:00 <von> ah yeah
19:38:00 <Bonny> I never got fixed
19:38:00 <von> if the interest rates stay the same when ours goes to varible we will be paying about 600 a week
19:39:00 <LightningDancer> Cooked a roast chicken and veggies with gravy.. turned out amazing
19:39:00 <Bonny> that's not too bad
19:39:00 <Bonny> there are worse out there
19:40:00 <von> my mate pays like nearly 6000 s month
19:40:00 <LightningDancer> We had the bathroom upstairs retiled and new fittings etc
19:40:00 <Bonny> that's crazy isn't it
19:40:00 <LightningDancer> Freeeeeeeeee
19:40:00 <von> bit house but
19:40:00 <Bonny> LightningDancer mine isn't free but it's mine
19:40:00 <von> we just did our bathroom cost us around $7,000
19:41:00 <Bonny> my place was built in 2014 so everything is new anyway
19:41:00 <LightningDancer> We aint gona be moving from here... we will die here together
19:41:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
19:42:00 <Bonny> when I get my inheritance, I'm selling up and buying a 2 bedroom unit in a retirement village
19:42:00 <LightningDancer> People in this area pay upto 650 a week in rent
19:42:00 <Bonny> sounds right, LightningDancer
19:42:00 <LightningDancer> Maybe more
19:42:00 <Bonny> yeah rent is expensive these days
19:42:00 <Bonny> I'm glad I'm not paying rent
19:42:00 <von> we will buy another house in a few years and rent this out
19:42:00 <Bonny> good idea, von
19:43:00 <LightningDancer> Theres multi million dollar properties all around us
19:43:00 <Bonny> the rent pays the mortgage
19:44:00 <LightningDancer> https://ibb.co/JRXxScK
19:44:00 <LightningDancer> Thats our living room
19:45:00 <LightningDancer> The couches were 4k each
19:45:00 <LightningDancer> Leather
19:45:00 <Bonny> yeah
19:46:00 <LightningDancer> Where the photos are is the staircase to go up
19:46:00 <LightningDancer> ^^^^^^^
19:47:00 <Bonny> ok
19:49:00 <Bonny> b1rd has recently got himself a housing commission house too
19:53:00 <LightningDancer> Tru
19:53:00 <LightningDancer> Bird is the word
19:54:00 <Bonny> yeah true
19:54:00 <LightningDancer> https://ibb.co/Zmcdf3Y
19:54:00 <LightningDancer> My lil kitty
19:54:00 <LightningDancer> Isnt she cute
19:55:00 <von> i have a pug
19:55:00 <LightningDancer> :)))
19:55:00 <LightningDancer> Lolz
19:55:00 <LightningDancer> Pug
19:55:00 <Bonny> awww she's cute.. what's her name?
19:55:00 <Bonny> yeah he is a cute pug
19:55:00 <LightningDancer> Kitty
19:55:00 <Bonny> cute
19:55:00 <Bonny> show us your pug, von
19:55:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh got her when she was a baby
19:56:00 <LightningDancer> She didnt even make it thru the front door and she ran away
19:56:00 <von> ok let me find a photo
19:56:00 <Bonny> did you find her?
19:56:00 <LightningDancer> Then at 4am the next morning she was at the back door
19:56:00 <Bonny> phew
19:57:00 <LightningDancer> Yeh
19:57:00 <LightningDancer> I nearly cried
19:57:00 <LightningDancer> :((((
19:57:00 <Bonny> yeah I would have too
19:59:00 <von> https://ibb.co/SJZQ0FJ
19:59:00 <Bonny> he's gorgeous
19:59:00 <von> :)
20:00:00 <Bonny> he is still a pup tho eh?
20:01:00 <von> cookie will be 6 this year
20:02:00 <von> she was a rescue dog
20:02:00 <Bonny> oh wow still looks like a pup
20:02:00 <von> shes a very small fat pug
20:02:00 <Bonny> cookie is a good name for him
20:02:00 <von> :P
20:02:00 <Bonny> :P
20:03:00 <Bonny> what do you think, Joel?
20:03:00 <von> very expensive dog lol :S
20:03:00 <Bonny> yeah
20:03:00 <Bonny> but worth every penny
20:03:00 <von> yep
20:04:00 <Bonny> snoops recently got himself a cat
20:04:00 <Bonny> lol
20:04:00 <Bonny> it really surprised me cos he is a dog person
20:26:00 <Bonny> wb
22:06:00 <AndroUser2> He he
22:07:00 * AndroUser2 is now known as poonjab
22:07:00 <poonjab> Im buying some fabrics
22:07:00 <poonjab> Waiting 4 my m8 2 turn up
22:12:00 <poonjab> Here he is
22:12:00 <poonjab> ^^
22:12:00 <poonjab> Got it
22:12:00 <poonjab> ://
22:13:00 <poonjab> 2pac jumper
22:13:00 <poonjab> Shirts
22:13:00 <poonjab> And boxer shorts
22:13:00 <poonjab> Brand new
22:13:00 <poonjab> ^^
22:14:00 <poonjab> And some cannibus
22:14:00 <poonjab> :))))
22:53:00 <poonjab> At pizza hut
22:53:00 <poonjab> 2 pizzas for price of 1 tuesdays
22:53:00 <poonjab> Yeahhhhj boy
22:53:00 <poonjab> Super supreme and bbq cheese burger
22:54:00 <poonjab> Yum
22:54:00 <poonjab> Jej^^
22:55:00 <poonjab> Cant eat them until i get home imozzz
23:58:00 <bumjack> Kek
23:59:00 <bumjack> https://ibb.co/J7bCGsW
23:59:00 <bumjack> U liek?
23:59:00 <bumjack> ^^
23:59:00 <bumjack> My new jumper 4 winter
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