// #nerdhacks — 2021-06-12
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09:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
10:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Weak fat pig
10:05:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson is gay
10:37:00 <gremlinz> cool story
13:42:00 <InspectorArseWipe> Hobbson??¿
14:08:00 <InspectorArseWipe> Who's sniffin me anus today
15:09:00 <InspectorArseWipe> Wooly woofter
16:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Fat stinking Hobbson
16:15:00 * Ruthless is now known as ld0g
16:15:00 <ld0g> hey UmpirePenis
16:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Hey shitlips
16:16:00 <ld0g> had court yesterday
16:16:00 <UmpirePenis> I stayed awake from Monday to Friday
16:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
16:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Slept lastnight
16:16:00 <ld0g> it got refered to drug court
16:16:00 <ld0g> i have drug court on the 22nd
16:16:00 <ld0g> for assessment
16:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Ok
16:17:00 <ld0g> trying to avoid jail time
16:17:00 <ld0g> yeah i cant use bro
16:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Tru
16:18:00 <ld0g> drug court might not accept me so i dunno see wot happens
16:18:00 <UmpirePenis> Okies
16:18:00 <ld0g> if they do i'll have to piss clean 3x a week
16:18:00 <UmpirePenis> I might be going jail next month
16:18:00 <ld0g> and goto counselling and shit
16:19:00 <UmpirePenis> My probation officer said I have to call narcotics anonymous
16:19:00 <ld0g> lawyer said its best i focus on this shit foirst before i consider getting a job
16:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Okies
16:20:00 <ld0g> as there is 3 charges that im looking at jail time
16:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Okies
16:20:00 <ld0g> all for a bit of gear
16:20:00 <ld0g> what a load of shit
16:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Yerp
16:21:00 <UmpirePenis> I smoking weed
16:21:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
16:21:00 <ld0g> when he said 16grams
16:21:00 <ld0g> im like wot happened
16:21:00 <ld0g> to the other 4?
16:21:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
16:21:00 <ld0g> they prob took and smoked themselves
16:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
16:26:00 <ld0g> yeah so i dunno this guy
16:27:00 <ld0g> who isnt on the drugs|
16:27:00 <ld0g> i havent been off drugs in so long man
16:27:00 <ld0g> its going be hard
16:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Yerp
16:33:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis is a loser
16:34:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis has covid
17:00:00 <AndroUser2> Lolololol
17:00:00 <AndroUser2> Hobbson
17:01:00 <ld0g> yess
17:02:00 <AndroUser2> Jajaja
17:02:00 <AndroUser2> ^^
17:02:00 <ld0g> i want some gear
17:02:00 <ld0g> but nah shouldnt be thinking bout it
17:02:00 <ld0g> all good
17:03:00 <AndroUser2> O
17:03:00 <AndroUser2> Lolzz
17:03:00 <AndroUser2> Stinking
17:03:00 <AndroUser2> Fat
17:03:00 <AndroUser2> Hobbarino
17:04:00 <ld0g> i had kfc earlier
17:04:00 <AndroUser2> Lolololol
17:04:00 <ld0g> im so fat
17:04:00 <ld0g> lol
17:05:00 <AndroUser2> Lolzz
17:05:00 <AndroUser2> Fatty
17:06:00 <ld0g> thats me
17:06:00 <ld0g> fatty
17:06:00 <AndroUser2> Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha
17:14:00 <ld0g> why u laughing
17:14:00 <ld0g> where is sara
17:17:00 <ld0g> hey AndroUser2
17:17:00 <ld0g> its me fatty
17:38:00 <ld0g> helo AndroUser2
17:48:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
17:48:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:38:43] Sniff my smelly mens
17:48:00 <***> Playback Complete.
17:55:00 <ld0g> oh great
17:55:00 * ld0g is now known as Ruthlesssssss
17:56:00 * Ruthlesssssss is now known as ld0g
18:04:00 <UmpirePenis> Men smellin my sniff
18:04:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha
18:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Bumjaxk
18:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
18:40:00 <UmpirePenis> ?¿
18:47:00 <ld0g> ?
18:47:00 <ld0g> what
18:47:00 <ld0g> u wanna fight me
18:47:00 <ld0g> leave me alone
18:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
18:48:00 <UmpirePenis> I'll fly into yaaaa
18:49:00 <ld0g> plz dont hurt me
18:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
18:50:00 <UmpirePenis> My mate just shouted me 1.5 point
18:51:00 <UmpirePenis> Just got home from his
18:51:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
18:58:00 <ld0g> cool dude
18:59:00 <ld0g> i might go get aussie burger
19:19:00 <ld0g> i just had an aussie burger
19:37:00 <ld0g> it was alright man
19:37:00 <ld0g> now im just laying back on the couch'
19:37:00 <ld0g> as usual
19:37:00 <ld0g> like a fatso
19:37:00 <ld0g> coz i got nothing else to do
19:38:00 <ld0g> im such a loser
19:42:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
19:42:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm watching the big bang theory
19:49:00 <UmpirePenis> Stinking fat ass Hobbson
20:12:00 <UmpirePenis> Where r ya hobbs
20:12:00 <UmpirePenis> Im gonna flyyyy into yaaaaa
20:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Fat greasy Hobbson
20:30:11 Topic Is: DOG SHIT
20:30:11 Set By: (President_Trump) on: Fri Jan 01 17:01:12 2021
20:30:11 <ld0g> lol
20:30:11 <AndroUser2> Lolzz
20:30:11 <AndroUser2> Fatty
20:30:11 <ld0g> thats me
20:30:11 <ld0g> fatty
20:30:11 <AndroUser2> Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha
20:30:11 <ld0g> why u laughing
20:30:11 <ld0g> where is sara
20:30:11 <ld0g> hey AndroUser2
20:30:11 <ld0g> its me fatty
20:30:11 Quit: spirited ([email protected]) [Z-Lined]
20:30:11 <ld0g> helo AndroUser2
20:30:11 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
20:30:11 <ld0g> oh great
20:30:11 Join: mR ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:30:11 Quit: mR ([email protected]) [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
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20:30:11 <UmpirePenis> Bumjaxk
20:30:11 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
20:30:11 <UmpirePenis> ?¿
20:30:11 <ld0g> ?
20:30:11 <ld0g> what
20:30:11 <ld0g> u wanna fight me
20:30:11 <ld0g> leave me alone
20:30:11 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
20:30:11 <UmpirePenis> I'll fly into yaaaa
20:30:11 <ld0g> plz dont hurt me
20:43:00 <ld0g> i feel like a kebab
20:57:00 <ld0g> mixed meat kebab with the lot
21:14:00 <AndroUser2> Bumjack
21:14:00 <AndroUser2> Poojack
21:25:00 <ld0g> but i cant move
21:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
21:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
21:40:00 <UmpirePenis> ?¿?¿?¿
21:56:00 <Ruthless1> yes?
21:56:00 <Ruthless1> i cant move
21:59:00 <Ruthless1> i cant move UmpirePenis
21:59:00 <Ruthless1> UmpirePenis i cant move
22:16:00 * Ruthless1 is now known as ld0g
22:18:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis
22:18:00 <ld0g> i cant move
22:23:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis i cant move
22:43:00 <ld0g> hey UmpirePenis
22:43:00 <ld0g> hey man
22:43:00 <ld0g> i cant move
22:43:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis
22:53:00 <ld0g> i cant move UmpirePenis
23:06:00 <ld0g> UmpirePenis
23:06:00 <ld0g> i cant move
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