// #nerdhacks — 2019-10-26
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00:49:00 <steven> she aint messing with another man
01:00:00 <breaker> lolololll
01:06:00 <steven> lllolol
01:07:00 <steven> kid
01:07:00 <steven> SUP
01:18:00 <pecok> J high mb q cm
01:20:00 <mib_860c3q> lmfaoo
01:23:00 <mib_860c3q> steeeeeeven
01:34:00 <steven> harris tit
01:35:00 <Lumeah> Mess who I like thx
01:35:00 <pecok> the cats in the bag.
01:35:00 <Lumeah> :p
01:35:00 <pecok> I have an admission to make
01:37:00 <pecok> was wanking in park
01:37:00 <pecok> Asian girl right
01:37:00 <Lumeah> Jason..
01:38:00 <pecok> full looking at her face trying to cum
01:38:00 <Lumeah> Filty dog
01:38:00 <pecok> yea well I never touch em that's be sexual harissment
01:39:00 <pecok> nearly cummed then she like I dunno, didn't let me blow.
01:39:00 <pecok> But then I realised that I'm a bit of a cumpig
01:39:00 <pecok> and already well cummed
01:39:00 <pecok> so gave up and went for walk
01:41:00 <pecok> i like vulnerable sorta women that can turn onya and attack ya but not with lethal force like
01:41:00 <pecok> cuteness and yea
01:41:00 <pecok> all that
01:41:00 <Lumeah> 🐽
01:41:00 <pecok> she looked too much like you and my ex wife when I looked closely so yea I gave up
01:41:00 <breaker> b1rd I doubt you are jerking off as much as you say you do
01:42:00 <pecok> like no offence Ur cool liz
01:42:00 <breaker> Your tictac cock can't even blow
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Yeah he's full of shit
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:42:00 <pecok> I guess it means I'm over bothe u and me ex
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Good
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Glad
01:42:00 <pecok> I blow lots
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Next!
01:42:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick!
01:42:00 <Lumeah> Yup
01:43:00 <Lumeah> Ya do cunt.. Lol
01:43:00 <pecok> yeah this morning I came in my sleeping bag on a main road of city
01:43:00 <pecok> getting confident
01:43:00 <Lumeah> Goals huh.. Lol
01:43:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick!
01:43:00 <pecok> yeahh
01:43:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:43:00 <Lumeah> Cliff....
01:43:00 <Lumeah> That way...
01:43:00 <Lumeah> Points
01:43:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick!
01:43:00 <pecok> Thanks u taught me lots about non Asian wimminz tho lizzy
01:43:00 <pecok> lol
01:44:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick!
01:44:00 <Lumeah> Erm
01:44:00 <Lumeah> Ya just a disruption
01:44:00 <breaker> b1rd is now known as limpydick
01:44:00 <pecok> yea it's limp rn
01:44:00 <Lumeah> Mear speck
01:44:00 <Lumeah> No biggie
01:45:00 <pecok> Coz ready for bed
01:45:00 <pecok> soonish
01:46:00 <pecok> what will do tomorrow
01:46:00 <pecok> I'm still like
01:46:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick!
01:46:00 <breaker> b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick! b1rd has a limp dick!
01:46:00 <pecok> heavily dependent on womens
01:46:00 <pecok> emotionally
01:47:00 <pecok> I doubt that'll change
01:49:00 <pecok> hope they don't get sick of me
01:49:00 <pecok> coz some get tired I think
01:50:00 <pecok> annoyed then I still think they're cute
01:50:00 <pecok> When they got that serious concentration face on em
01:50:00 <pecok> but it keeps me nice and controlled too
01:51:00 <pecok> had good sleep in state library this arvo surrounded by
01:51:00 <pecok> sexy ladies
01:51:00 <pecok> They like b quiet sleep
01:52:00 <pecok> I'm like oh but my stuff will get stolen then I thought oh should b ok then had quick powernap
01:54:00 <pecok> These chicks way too hot and young for me but they mother me a bit
01:54:00 <pecok> and I stir up the kids and abuse em
01:54:00 <pecok> Just gotta learn to switch on and off quickly
01:54:00 <pecok> Which gets harder when sleepy
01:55:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/groups/aussieveggiegardens/permalink/2534862696571340/
01:55:00 <Lumeah> SHUT UP CUNT
01:59:00 <pecok> ok I'm goin to sleep night breaker you dunce.
01:59:00 <pecok> Night lumeah
02:00:00 <Lumeah> .... 😂
02:02:00 <breaker> hmm
02:12:00 <Bonny> a male can only produce so much cum in a day..
02:12:00 <Bonny> there is no way b1rd can cum so much in 1 day that he claims he does
02:12:00 <Bonny> it's not possible
02:18:00 <Lumeah> It's his game
02:19:00 <Lumeah> He's probably in the library
02:19:00 <Lumeah> Looking Mr inoccent
02:19:00 <President_Trump> Bonny what does he claim?
02:20:00 <Bonny> he claims he maturbates all day and cums
02:21:00 <Lumeah> He's just saying it.
02:21:00 <Bonny> I know
02:21:00 <Bonny> cos technically it's not possible
02:21:00 <Lumeah> Liek all the shit he says. He's a sook and a softy
02:21:00 <Bonny> yup
02:22:00 <Lumeah> Funny for his stature tho
02:22:00 <Lumeah> Lol
02:22:00 <Bonny> I'm what?
02:22:00 <Bonny> oh for his
02:22:00 <Lumeah> Yes
02:22:00 <Bonny> lol
02:24:00 <Lumeah> He had trouble changing my fuel filter because his hand was to big.. Lol classic
02:24:00 <Bonny> lol
02:30:00 <breaker> more like he didnt have a clue how to do it at all
02:41:00 <Lumeah> Man
02:42:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/compengines/videos/2285537801751013/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e
02:42:00 <Lumeah> Well he did I was watching
02:42:00 <Lumeah> Nm works good
02:42:00 <Lumeah> Needs to free labour again.. Need new oils n fan belt bit. Lose
02:42:00 <Lumeah> Ta
02:45:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/262762790544113/posts/1407394489414265/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e
02:45:00 <Lumeah> Lol what a arse
02:45:00 <Lumeah> Lol fucking leave his arse too. Lol
02:56:00 <steven> kid
02:56:00 <steven> harris tit
03:07:00 <Lumeah> Stephen
03:08:00 <Lumeah> steven:... Stephen shit
05:52:00 <steven> kid
05:52:00 <steven> harris tit
06:34:00 <Lumeah> Hahaha
06:34:00 <Lumeah> What should I get on my inner forarm?
06:34:00 <Lumeah> Rof!
06:35:00 <Lumeah> Certainly not bears cuz I'm a shit mum
06:35:00 <Lumeah> Omfg
06:35:00 <Lumeah> Some people should die
06:35:00 <Lumeah> Me included
06:36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
06:36:00 <Lumeah> Bad boys
06:36:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/groups/248067849218572/permalink/404647750227247/
06:37:00 <Lumeah> Reuin some kids life.. YOUR WHERE MENT TO BE WITH ME... FUCKING CUNT
06:40:00 <Lumeah> She's probably karlvera
06:41:00 <Lumeah> Annnd.. She should get a cunt tattoo... Cuz that's all she care about.... The kids are just a secondary consequence
06:42:00 <Lumeah> Two coffee cups in the sink and not telling me to go... Try harder trail of in neened distruction
06:42:00 <Lumeah> Hmmph
06:44:00 <Lumeah> Cares about her nail more than the sanity and mental security of undeveloped minds.. We all learn how to look 'happy'.. Mole should be dead.
06:45:00 <Lumeah> Doesn't dereve to be a. Mother...
06:45:00 <Lumeah> Your cunts your 'everything'. Dog piece of shit
07:04:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/groups/248067849218572/permalink/404647750227247/
07:14:00 <breaker> What are you on about?
07:16:00 <b1rd> :)
07:18:00 <breaker> Lumeah, ONLY going by what you have said.. you are raging with jealousy. Whinging about a guy who is with someone else
07:21:00 <breaker> You've admitted out in open channels many times that you have put out for this guy so easierly and to find .. he doesn't feel the same about you
07:23:00 <breaker> Also.. about b1rd.. you've said it yourself.. he says things cause he's 'trolling' ... look at your reaction to it
07:24:00 <breaker> L;OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ b1rd
07:25:00 <breaker> Warm night for you was it? many mozzies about flapping in your ears?
07:25:00 <breaker> It's going to be cold for the next 2 days
07:25:00 <b1rd> had a military grade wank on Elizabeth at in front of maccas
07:26:00 <b1rd> sipping a latte in an upmarket coffee house.
07:26:00 <b1rd> Street. In front of everyone.
07:26:00 <b1rd> bbl chump
07:26:00 <breaker> I bet you're in maccas
07:26:00 <breaker> Using their wifi
07:27:00 <breaker> You could get yourself a laptop and scan for all the wifis around the city
07:37:00 b1rd is now known as pecok ***
07:38:00 <pecok> that's something only despo povos like you get upto breaker.
07:39:00 <pecok> It's against the law to steal WiFi, son boy.
07:40:00 <breaker> Not if it's an open network
07:59:00 <pecok> bbl bit aroused.
08:58:00 <Lumeah> Breaker? Pardon?.. What are u even involved go root ya gf she needs it.
08:58:00 <Lumeah> And I'm not talking about jen
08:59:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
09:00:00 <Lumeah> `topic "I didn't know it was you, Liz" die scum.
09:04:00 <Skirmish> Liz is always involved in the drama. Liz is the drama llama.
10:09:17 Topic Is: "I didn't know it was you, Liz" die scum.
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10:09:17 <steven> kid
10:09:17 <steven> harris tit
10:09:17 <Glenn> Some people need to create their own idents, instead of trying to share others. :P
10:09:17 <Lumeah> Lol
10:09:17 <Lumeah> Bad boys
10:09:17 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/groups/248067849218572/permalink/404647750227247/
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10:09:17 <b1rd> quick sip coconut water
10:09:17 <b1rd> so many bitches that want me and can't have me
11:20:00 <d0NkEy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
11:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tegan and Sara - Closer [OFFICIAL HD MUSIC VIDEO] (Nov 29, 2012) Length: - Category: Music - 22,634,366 views - 165,069 likes (97.4%), 4,351 dislikes (2.6%)
14:25:00 <steven> noice
14:25:00 <b1rd> Elf is a muppet
14:26:00 <damian1> hey bird
14:26:00 <b1rd> gday damian1
14:26:00 <b1rd> How's your Saturday going so far
14:26:00 <damian1> yeah not too bad
14:27:00 <damian1> i'm not usually one to speak of such things, but i had such a nice toilet experience this morning, you would be proud
14:27:00 <damian1> where are you living at the moment
14:28:00 <b1rd> Streets of geelong
14:28:00 <b1rd> not bad except the weather's turned gay
14:28:00 <damian1> oh, you made it back out there hey. you were in melbourne the other day right
14:29:00 <b1rd> yup bbl
14:48:00 <steven> 11:28:01 AM] sdvs: robert fuckwittaler[11:28:03 AM] sdvs: fck you al[11:28:04 AM] sdvs: fuyck you[11:28:06 AM] sdvs has left the room[11:28:10 AM] SemperZombie: Wow[11:28:11 AM] SemperZombie: REEEEEEEEE[11:28:14 AM] RobertWhittaker: haha[11:28:16 AM] SemperZombie: Cry more about it pussy faggot.[11:28:24 AM] SemperZombie: Hail Satan.[11:28:30 AM] mod: ?[11:28:32 AM] mod: why he so mad[11:28:39 AM] SemperZombie: He uncammed[11:28:40 AM] SemperZombie: kekekeke
15:05:00 <Eshay> :D
15:09:00 <steven> :D
15:14:00 <steven> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/variety-feast-ft-side-salad
16:34:00 <Eshay> b1rd
16:34:00 <Eshay> howdy son
16:54:00 <steven> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/variety-feast-ft-side-salad
17:22:00 <Eshay> rofl President_Trump
17:23:00 <Eshay> did you see her math questions?
17:23:00 <Eshay> I could probably do that in my head
17:23:00 <Eshay> LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLlOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:23:00 <President_Trump> lol
17:24:00 <President_Trump> dont even need a calculator
17:25:00 <Eshay> "Pats couldnt get the formula"
17:25:00 <Eshay> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
17:25:00 <Eshay> ITs fucking year 8 level shit
17:25:00 <Eshay> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:25:00 <President_Trump> she said pat was good at maths too
17:26:00 <President_Trump> but these are too hard for him
17:26:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:26:00 <Eshay> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:26:00 <Eshay> She was rejected from discord
17:26:00 <President_Trump> how come?
17:26:00 <Eshay> They seem to only accept people with social skills and manners on there
17:26:00 <Eshay> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:27:00 <Eshay> You know how shes just an abrasive cunt?
17:28:00 <Eshay> Glenn Shitter banned me from melbourne
17:28:00 <President_Trump> yes she is very rude
17:29:00 <Eshay> Fuck you Glenn Shitter
17:29:00 <President_Trump> glenn shitter banned me from pd LOL
17:29:00 <Eshay> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:29:00 <Eshay> Speak up Glenn Shitter
17:30:00 <Eshay> Explain yourself son
17:30:00 <President_Trump> doesnt have much to say does he
17:30:00 <President_Trump> when hes taking advantage of "new australians" teaching them chinese he has a lot to say
17:31:00 <Eshay> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:31:00 <Eshay> He needs to be stopped
17:31:00 <Eshay> Glenn Shitter is a monster
17:31:00 <President_Trump> #metoo
17:32:00 <President_Trump> that movement was started because of people like Glenn
17:32:00 <Eshay> indeed
17:32:00 <President_Trump> wont be long before Glenn is sharing a cell with harvey weinstein
17:32:00 <Eshay> Glenn Shitter is responsible and now must pay for his crimes
17:32:00 <Eshay> Speak up Glenn Shitter
17:33:00 <Eshay> You are being summoned
17:41:00 <President_Trump> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Road_train_%2825%29.jpg/1280px-Road_train_%2825%29.jpg
17:42:00 <President_Trump> thats what hellfury will be driving
17:43:00 <Eshay> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:43:00 <Eshay> She certainly wont be driving that
17:43:00 <President_Trump> <SkyFire> https://www.vivaenergy.com.au/images/carousel/125a3c01-6fb4-4c22-b779-6da57ab0ddcf_dc71d25a-53c4-4408-a9a4-50f45d88b58f_Driven2.jpg
17:43:00 <Eshay> She thinks by getting her truck Heavy Rigid that she'll get a job
17:43:00 <Eshay> She has no experience
17:44:00 <Eshay> She'll most likely have to start off loading trucks or being a jockey
17:44:00 <Eshay> She wont like that
17:44:00 <Eshay> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
17:44:00 <President_Trump> she said her feet wouldnt even touch the pedals lol
17:44:00 <Eshay> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
17:44:00 <Eshay> wtf is she on then
17:44:00 <Eshay> Shes a fucking dreamer
17:44:00 <President_Trump> and shes got medical problems
17:44:00 <President_Trump> and she likes the drink
17:45:00 <Eshay> LOOLLLLLL
17:45:00 <President_Trump> christ
17:45:00 <Eshay> She probably doesnt have a clean record for driving either
17:45:00 <Eshay> Plus her little drug mule stunt
17:45:00 <President_Trump> might as well put bozojim in one of them too
17:45:00 <Eshay> surely a conviction
17:45:00 <Eshay> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:46:00 <Eshay> skyfire as his co driver
17:46:00 <President_Trump> they arent going to give a drug mule a transportation job
17:46:00 <Eshay> LOOOLLL
17:47:00 <Eshay> She probably applied for a some job and harassed them, so they said "get your truck L then come back and talk to us" thinking she'd never do it
17:49:00 <President_Trump> lol
17:49:00 <President_Trump> more like they said get your learners driving licence
18:31:00 <b1rd> hello nignogs
19:25:00 <steven> any luck bro
19:25:00 <steven> she doesnt need heavy rigid
19:25:00 <steven> she been towing tonnes for a long time
19:27:00 <b1rd> Who? Lumeah?
19:28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0Hiii
19:28:00 <disco> hellshit
19:30:00 <b1rd> Lol
19:30:00 <b1rd> how big is she
19:33:00 <disco> massive
19:34:00 <b1rd> Fk
19:34:00 <b1rd> She's a registered drug pigeon isn't she?
19:35:00 <disco> ye
19:35:00 <disco> LOL!
19:36:00 <b1rd> lol fat bigger whale
19:37:00 <steven> lololol
19:37:00 <steven> pigeon
21:20:00 <breaker> Welcome back Lumeah babe :)
21:25:00 <Lumeah> Ta
21:34:00 <b1rd> :)
21:49:00 <Lumeah> :p
21:55:00 <breaker> b1rd, Respect my girlfriend Lumeah. We just got back from our date, we spent time at the beach, took her to a nice restaurant for dinner then a movie.. I paid for it all
21:57:00 <b1rd> ok I'll return her when I'm done.
21:58:00 <Lumeah> How big of a hole do I need to dig?
22:00:00 <b1rd> Lolol
22:05:00 <Lumeah> Lol
22:08:00 <wigwom> Lumeah what did you have for dinner with breaker?
22:09:00 <Lumeah> Lobster
22:09:00 <Lumeah> Why do u give a fuck
22:10:00 <Lumeah> U wanna take me out to dinner wigwom?
22:11:00 <wigwom> Lumeah what lobster was it?
22:11:00 <wigwom> how much?
22:12:00 <Lumeah> Lol... I didn't look at the bill mate
22:12:00 <Lumeah> Just got what I wanted
22:12:00 <wigwom> which was what?
22:13:00 <Lumeah> Nice white wine n coffee with desert terimasu
22:14:00 <Lumeah> Was lovely.... Not to crouded restaurant.. So I can hear
22:16:00 <wigwom> LOLLLLLL terimasu wtf is that?
22:16:00 <wigwom> you cant even spell it
22:16:00 <wigwom> what sort of white wine was it?
22:16:00 <Lumeah> Enough with that shit
22:25:00 <steven> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/variety-feast-ft-side-salad
22:28:00 <wigwom> Lumeah everything ok?
22:29:00 <steven> network is dead Lumeah
22:29:00 <steven> use /ignore
22:29:00 <steven> COLONEL
22:31:00 <Lumeah> Pardon?
22:34:00 <Lumeah> If u have to ask how much the lobster is...
22:34:00 <Lumeah> U shouldn't be there
22:34:00 <Lumeah> And.. Where's my ss
22:35:00 <Lumeah> . Ta
23:15:00 <wigwom> Lumeah is everything ok?
23:20:00 <steven> stop banning people
23:20:00 <steven> you stupid cunt
23:20:00 <steven> :D
23:22:00 <wigwom> yeh fuck off Lumeah
23:22:00 <wigwom> cant handle it use /ignore or piss off
23:22:00 <wigwom> all I asked you was what type of lobster you had and what wine and you had a meltdown
23:22:00 <wigwom> couldnt handle being caught out with your lies could you!
23:26:00 <wigwom> you never eaten lobster in your life
23:43:00 <steven> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/variety-feast-ft-side-salad
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