// #nerdhacks — 2019-05-07
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00:47:08 <shadsam> sup bro
01:05:11 <shadsam> tozza go fuck yourself cunt
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01:21:40 <shadsam> hi hun
01:21:42 <shadsam> lumessssssss
01:21:46 <shadsam> got toke
01:21:49 <steven> LOLOL
01:21:51 <shadsam> going maccas soon
01:21:57 <shadsam> get cheese burger meal
01:22:03 <shadsam> guvcked as
01:22:05 <Lumeah> Lol
01:22:20 <Lumeah> Morning boys
01:28:32 <shadsam> Lumeah
01:28:39 <Lumeah> Shadzy
01:31:00 <Lumeah> There is something in my roof!
01:31:16 <Lumeah> I'm sick I can't deal with this!
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01:56:56 <shadsam> whats in the roof?
01:56:59 <shadsam> ill drive down
01:57:29 <Lumeah> A possom
01:57:40 <Lumeah> U will not.. Lol
01:57:48 <Lumeah> Promises promises
02:00:44 <shadsam> possum
02:00:46 <shadsam> ashoot it
02:00:48 <shadsam> cook it
02:00:51 <Lumeah> Lol
02:00:53 <shadsam> lumeah stew
02:00:59 <shadsam> ill drive down cook it
02:01:02 <Lumeah> Posum strew
02:01:09 <Lumeah> Lol thanks hun
02:01:11 <shadsam> posum stew hun
02:01:14 <shadsam> can do it if u want?
02:01:23 <Lumeah> Ya can drive me to tax appointments
02:01:38 <Lumeah> I'm rooted
02:04:34 <shadsam> ok
02:04:36 <shadsam> ill drive
02:05:07 <Lumeah> Not now
02:05:10 <Lumeah> I tried
02:05:19 <Lumeah> I go back sleep soon
02:07:32 <Lumeah> Thanks tho. Ta
02:12:50 <shadsam> i go for drive macacas
02:12:52 <shadsam> talk soon hun
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02:13:03 <Lumeah> Ni ni
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08:30:13 <Friend> hiiii Stable
08:32:42 <Friend> care to partake in some illicit substances?
08:37:00 <Friend> hiiii Stable
08:39:00 <Friend> care to partake in some illicit substances?
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09:36:57 <dave> morning Kelevra ! how r yu!
09:37:42 <Kelevra> I'm great m8 thanks for asking, yourself?
09:41:01 <Friend> i am fine. thanks also for asking :P :~O)))))))))
09:41:25 <dave> she didnt ask you Friend!
09:41:33 <dave> YA FUCKING WANKERRRRRRRRRRR
09:41:38 <Kelevra> yer ns
09:41:43 <Kelevra> who the fuck is that cunt
09:41:50 <Friend> dave is Enemy #1
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09:42:11 <dave> some crack pot..
09:42:12 <Kelevra> whatever..
09:42:19 <Kelevra> that cunt is dead to me
09:42:27 <Kelevra> DEAD 2 ME
09:43:00 <dave> morning Kelevra ! how r yu!
09:44:00 <Kelevra> I'm great m8 thanks for asking, yourself?
09:44:44 <dave> :P~ brb .. rebooting
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09:45:48 <steven> lol
09:46:02 <Kelevra> why the fuck I'm watching channel 10 is beyond my belief
09:46:14 <Kelevra> hey steven
09:46:58 <Lumeah> Because it's on?
09:47:00 <Friend> i am fine. thanks also for asking :P :~O)))))))))
09:47:24 <Kelevra> yeh I should change that
09:48:00 <dave> she didnt ask you Friend!
09:48:00 <dave> YA FUCKING WANKERRRRRRRRRRR
09:48:00 <Kelevra> yer ns
09:48:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck is that cunt
09:48:00 <Friend> dave is Enemy #1
09:48:18 <Kelevra> having a lazy day, didn't even want to take angelina to school today so i dropped her off whilst wearing my pj's
09:48:30 <Kelevra> funnily enough no one looked @ me weird
09:48:51 <Kelevra> when i wear clothes i must look like a try hard or something
09:49:00 <dave> some crack pot..
09:49:00 <Kelevra> whatever..
09:49:00 <Kelevra> that cunt is dead to me
09:49:00 <Kelevra> DEAD 2 ME
09:50:21 <Kelevra> OH WTF
09:50:28 <Kelevra> I'm apparently logical!
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09:50:49 <Kelevra> wb homo <3
09:50:57 <Kelevra> homie*
09:51:00 <dave> :P~ brb .. rebooting
09:51:06 <dave> thanks CUTEY
09:51:13 <dave> cunty m*
09:51:15 <dave> :P
09:51:15 <Kelevra> hows the day looking for you?
09:51:17 <Kelevra> :P
09:51:41 <dave> im so high right now its a bit of a dazeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:51:47 <Kelevra> nice1
09:51:51 <dave> looking good
09:51:52 <dave> :)
09:51:55 <Kelevra> I can't find my scuffs
09:51:58 <dave> what bout u?
09:52:00 <steven> lol
09:52:00 <Kelevra> why the fuck I'm watching channel 10 is beyond my belief
09:52:01 <dave> scuffs
09:52:02 <dave> ?
09:52:44 <Kelevra> found them
09:52:55 <Kelevra> scuffs = thong type shoes
09:53:00 <Kelevra> hey steven
09:53:00 <Lumeah> Because it's on?
09:53:14 <Kelevra> graham, steven hates me.. we should deff kill him
09:53:26 <dave> had to google it :D
09:53:31 <Kelevra> hahaha
09:53:44 <Kelevra> fkn fried cunt, siff you've never heard of scuffs
09:53:53 <dave> who cares what steven thinks.. ?
09:53:58 <Kelevra> yer ikr
09:54:00 <Kelevra> yeh I should change that
09:54:03 <Kelevra> FUCK YOU STEVEN
09:54:10 <Kelevra> no one likes you anyway.
09:54:16 <dave> haha
09:54:18 <Kelevra> STEVENS A DICK
09:54:22 <dave> COCKHEAD
09:54:46 <Kelevra> he needs to get on heroin
09:54:51 <Kelevra> just OD it
09:54:57 <dave> LLOL
09:55:00 <Kelevra> having a lazy day, didn't even want to take angelina to school today so i dropped her off whilst wearing my pj's
09:55:00 <Kelevra> funnily enough no one looked @ me weird
09:55:00 <Kelevra> when i wear clothes i must look like a try hard or something
09:55:01 <Kelevra> :P
09:55:22 <Kelevra> oh wow this new show starts tonight
09:55:24 <dave> sad reflection
09:55:25 <Kelevra> mr black
09:55:28 <Kelevra> looks good
09:55:32 <dave> wot is it
09:55:51 <Kelevra> it's about this father who gives the future son in law a rough trot
09:55:56 <Kelevra> seems funny
09:56:23 <Kelevra> hows your mum going?
09:56:26 <dave> i will be sure to tune in !!
09:56:29 <dave> :)
09:56:33 <Kelevra> are you and still gettin married?
09:56:37 <dave> she had day surgery yesterday
09:56:39 <Kelevra> I*
09:56:45 <dave> like a colonoscpay type thing
09:56:45 <Kelevra> oh is she all good?
09:56:55 <Kelevra> oh that's not sugery babe
09:57:00 <Kelevra> surgery*
09:57:00 <Kelevra> OH WTF
09:57:00 <Kelevra> I'm apparently logical!
09:57:00 <Kelevra> wb homo <3
09:57:00 <Kelevra> homie*
09:57:00 <dave> thanks CUTEY
09:57:11 <dave> well shes stopped chemo but there prodding and probing her still
09:57:15 <Kelevra> I have to get one soon so they can check out my stent
09:57:33 <Kelevra> that sucks she's not going well
09:57:43 <Kelevra> I'm hoping you're being a good son to her!
09:57:57 <dave> im tryyying
09:58:00 <dave> cunty m*
09:58:00 <dave> :P
09:58:00 <Kelevra> hows the day looking for you?
09:58:00 <Kelevra> :P
09:58:00 <dave> im so high right now its a bit of a dazeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:58:00 <Kelevra> nice1
09:58:00 <dave> looking good
09:58:00 <dave> :)
09:58:00 <Kelevra> I can't find my scuffs
09:58:00 <dave> what bout u?
09:58:00 <dave> scuffs
09:58:00 <dave> ?
09:58:02 <dave> mothers day on sunday
09:58:04 <dave> isnt it
09:58:10 <Kelevra> my mum never did chemo
09:58:12 <Kelevra> yeah it is
09:58:13 <dave> better buy something
09:58:22 <dave> chasing up clients to pay me this week
09:58:32 <Kelevra> be sure to be on here on sunday @ some point
09:58:46 <Kelevra> seans going to see his mumma
09:58:52 <Kelevra> so i'll be alone :(
09:59:00 <Kelevra> found them
09:59:00 <Kelevra> scuffs = thong type shoes
09:59:01 <dave> u got kids
09:59:03 <dave> never alone
09:59:03 <Kelevra> my kids aren't old enough to make the day special
09:59:06 <dave> im always alone
09:59:16 <dave> all i got is me and me crack pipe
09:59:16 <Kelevra> siff, you have me!
09:59:19 <dave> hahaha
09:59:25 <dave> and thats fucked!
09:59:35 <dave> shes empty most of the time.
09:59:39 <Kelevra> did I tell you my experience of crack pipes?
09:59:39 <dave> fucking cunt!
10:00:00 <Kelevra> graham, steven hates me.. we should deff kill him
10:00:00 <dave> had to google it :D
10:00:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
10:00:00 <Kelevra> fkn fried cunt, siff you've never heard of scuffs
10:00:00 <dave> who cares what steven thinks.. ?
10:00:00 <Kelevra> yer ikr
10:00:00 <Kelevra> FUCK YOU STEVEN
10:00:20 <Kelevra> I dated this crackhead back in the day and he had this I think it was a vt from memory
10:00:22 <dave> may have overheard in passing
10:00:29 <Kelevra> centre console had an ashtray
10:00:33 <dave> i fucking hate crackheads.
10:01:00 <Kelevra> no one likes you anyway.
10:01:00 <dave> haha
10:01:00 <Kelevra> STEVENS A DICK
10:01:00 <dave> COCKHEAD
10:01:00 <Kelevra> he needs to get on heroin
10:01:00 <Kelevra> just OD it
10:01:00 <dave> LLOL
10:01:00 <Kelevra> :P
10:01:07 <Kelevra> and it was propped out so I tried to slam it in place and realized he'd shoved drugs and an ice pipe under the ashtray
10:01:44 <Kelevra> so I took the crack pipe and hid it and then my brother found it and thought it was mine
10:01:55 <Kelevra> got in so much trouble from my mum
10:02:00 <Kelevra> oh wow this new show starts tonight
10:02:00 <dave> sad reflection
10:02:00 <Kelevra> mr black
10:02:00 <Kelevra> looks good
10:02:00 <dave> wot is it
10:02:00 <Kelevra> it's about this father who gives the future son in law a rough trot
10:02:00 <Kelevra> seems funny
10:02:14 <dave> lol
10:02:17 <dave> how old were u
10:02:23 <dave> ive had worse
10:02:24 <Kelevra> maybe 20
10:03:00 <Kelevra> hows your mum going?
10:03:00 <dave> i will be sure to tune in !!
10:03:00 <dave> :)
10:03:00 <Kelevra> are you and still gettin married?
10:03:00 <dave> she had day surgery yesterday
10:03:00 <Kelevra> I*
10:03:00 <dave> like a colonoscpay type thing
10:03:00 <Kelevra> oh is she all good?
10:03:00 <Kelevra> oh that's not sugery babe
10:03:00 <Kelevra> surgery*
10:03:01 <Kelevra> my mum knew I did drugs but always assumed I did worse drugs then what I was doing
10:03:13 <Kelevra> I was just a party girl kind of type
10:03:25 <Kelevra> pills, speed, coke and only on weekends
10:03:28 <dave> did i tell u the time my mnm was cleaning out a top shelf in the caravan park and i said what r u doing next thing a used needle dropped on top of her head?
10:03:42 <Kelevra> OH FUCK
10:03:43 <dave> i was like well i told u not to clean shit
10:03:47 <Kelevra> dude that's BAD
10:03:47 <dave> hahaha
10:03:52 <dave> i knw
10:03:53 <Kelevra> naughty fucker
10:04:00 <dave> well shes stopped chemo but there prodding and probing her still
10:04:00 <Kelevra> I have to get one soon so they can check out my stent
10:04:00 <Kelevra> that sucks she's not going well
10:04:00 <Kelevra> I'm hoping you're being a good son to her!
10:04:00 <dave> im tryyying
10:04:00 <dave> mothers day on sunday
10:04:00 <dave> isnt it
10:04:09 <Kelevra> god bless her for cleaning
10:04:12 <dave> it was like shameeeee
10:04:17 <dave> haha
10:04:22 <dave> she always does
10:04:28 <Kelevra> but tbh guys are gross, imagine her cleaning your crusty socks and sheets
10:04:31 <Kelevra> wanker :P
10:04:34 <Kelevra> hahaha
10:04:36 <dave> hahahha
10:04:54 <dave> shes just a super mom clean freak.. no matter wbat i do
10:04:54 <Kelevra> so glad I have daughters
10:05:00 <Kelevra> my mum never did chemo
10:05:00 <Kelevra> yeah it is
10:05:00 <dave> better buy something
10:05:00 <dave> chasing up clients to pay me this week
10:05:00 <Kelevra> be sure to be on here on sunday @ some point
10:05:00 <Kelevra> seans going to see his mumma
10:05:00 <Kelevra> so i'll be alone :(
10:05:00 <dave> u got kids
10:05:00 <dave> never alone
10:05:00 <Kelevra> my kids aren't old enough to make the day special
10:05:00 <dave> im always alone
10:05:04 <dave> alwayts not to her standards
10:05:09 <dave> when it comes to that shit
10:05:17 <dave> alot of women are like that
10:05:18 <Kelevra> yeah my mum was a clean freak aswell but it comes in handy
10:05:24 <dave> i say well do it ya self then
10:05:32 <Kelevra> yer but fuck
10:05:36 <Kelevra> needles falling down
10:05:40 <Kelevra> NAUGHTY
10:05:44 <Kelevra> :P
10:05:48 <dave> haha
10:06:00 <dave> all i got is me and me crack pipe
10:06:00 <Kelevra> siff, you have me!
10:06:00 <dave> hahaha
10:06:00 <dave> and thats fucked!
10:06:00 <dave> shes empty most of the time.
10:06:00 <dave> fucking cunt!
10:06:00 <Kelevra> did I tell you my experience of crack pipes?
10:06:07 <Kelevra> my little sister asked me to help clean her room years ago
10:06:07 <dave> yeah well i was going through a battle back then
10:06:12 <Kelevra> NEVER AGAIN
10:06:16 <dave> glad i hit rock bottom.
10:06:19 <dave> god bless
10:06:24 <dave> never going back there.
10:06:29 <Kelevra> I fluffed out her doona and a fucking vibrator flung out
10:06:31 <Kelevra> LOL
10:06:38 <Kelevra> it was just TMI
10:06:59 <Kelevra> I like to think she's a virgin angel
10:07:00 <Kelevra> I dated this crackhead back in the day and he had this I think it was a vt from memory
10:07:00 <dave> may have overheard in passing
10:07:00 <Kelevra> centre console had an ashtray
10:07:00 <dave> i fucking hate crackheads.
10:07:07 <Kelevra> but now i know she's a ho
10:07:10 <Kelevra> :(
10:07:40 <dave> awwwwwwwk
10:07:44 <dave> haha yeah
10:07:45 <Kelevra> bad lol
10:08:00 <Kelevra> and it was propped out so I tried to slam it in place and realized he'd shoved drugs and an ice pipe under the ashtray
10:08:00 <Kelevra> so I took the crack pipe and hid it and then my brother found it and thought it was mine
10:08:00 <Kelevra> got in so much trouble from my mum
10:08:02 <dave> i learn not to judge or give a fuck
10:08:08 <Kelevra> why doesn't hellfury come in here?
10:08:12 <dave> about anyone elses life..
10:08:31 <Kelevra> but you love me and give a fuck about me right
10:08:35 <Kelevra> LOVE ME DAVE
10:08:38 <Kelevra> :(
10:08:50 <Kelevra> grey ham!!!!
10:08:52 <dave> yes for sure.. i do so much
10:09:00 <dave> lol
10:09:00 <dave> how old were u
10:09:00 <dave> ive had worse
10:09:00 <Kelevra> maybe 20
10:09:00 <Kelevra> my mum knew I did drugs but always assumed I did worse drugs then what I was doing
10:09:01 <Kelevra> love you 2 bae
10:09:53 <dave> :D
10:10:00 <Kelevra> I was just a party girl kind of type
10:10:00 <Kelevra> pills, speed, coke and only on weekends
10:10:00 <dave> did i tell u the time my mnm was cleaning out a top shelf in the caravan park and i said what r u doing next thing a used needle dropped on top of her head?
10:10:00 <Kelevra> OH FUCK
10:10:00 <dave> i was like well i told u not to clean shit
10:10:00 <Kelevra> dude that's BAD
10:10:00 <dave> hahaha
10:10:00 <dave> i knw
10:10:00 <Kelevra> naughty fucker
10:10:15 <Kelevra> fkn next monday I have to do this shit
10:10:21 <Kelevra> I'm already dredding it
10:11:00 <Kelevra> god bless her for cleaning
10:11:00 <dave> it was like shameeeee
10:11:00 <dave> haha
10:11:00 <dave> she always does
10:11:00 <Kelevra> but tbh guys are gross, imagine her cleaning your crusty socks and sheets
10:11:00 <Kelevra> wanker :P
10:11:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
10:11:00 <dave> hahahha
10:11:00 <dave> shes just a super mom clean freak.. no matter wbat i do
10:11:00 <Kelevra> so glad I have daughters
10:11:00 <dave> alwayts not to her standards
10:11:18 <Kelevra> teaching fkn english and sewing
10:11:22 <dave> have to send this email.. didnt reply to her back in feb... few months past , seems she went with someone else and now they have totally fucked her so hard........!!!!!!
10:11:23 <Kelevra> fucking fuck
10:11:44 <dave> in swoops dave ..... to save the day!:P
10:11:49 <dave> brb yo.
10:11:58 <Kelevra> like a white knight with a bad drug addiction
10:12:00 <dave> when it comes to that shit
10:12:00 <dave> alot of women are like that
10:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah my mum was a clean freak aswell but it comes in handy
10:12:00 <dave> i say well do it ya self then
10:12:00 <Kelevra> yer but fuck
10:12:00 <Kelevra> needles falling down
10:12:00 <Kelevra> NAUGHTY
10:12:00 <Kelevra> :P
10:12:00 <dave> haha
10:12:00 <Kelevra> my little sister asked me to help clean her room years ago
10:12:00 <dave> yeah well i was going through a battle back then
10:12:01 <Kelevra> you're a god
10:12:19 <dave> shes ripe for the taking...... RITE NOW!!!
10:12:33 <Kelevra> yeah swoop in, see if she's in it to win it
10:12:43 <Kelevra> if not, she can go fuck herself
10:13:00 <Kelevra> NEVER AGAIN
10:13:00 <dave> glad i hit rock bottom.
10:13:00 <dave> god bless
10:13:00 <dave> never going back there.
10:13:00 <Kelevra> I fluffed out her doona and a fucking vibrator flung out
10:13:00 <Kelevra> LOL
10:13:00 <Kelevra> it was just TMI
10:13:00 <Kelevra> I like to think she's a virgin angel
10:13:13 <Kelevra> ellie has smokers cough I think
10:13:18 <dave> shes asian. shes a doctor.
10:13:19 <Kelevra> fkn 4yr olds
10:13:31 <Kelevra> asian doctors are a win imo
10:13:46 <Kelevra> if her last name is chan then don't
10:14:00 <Kelevra> but now i know she's a ho
10:14:00 <Kelevra> :(
10:14:00 <dave> awwwwwwwk
10:14:00 <dave> haha yeah
10:14:00 <Kelevra> bad lol
10:14:00 <dave> i learn not to judge or give a fuck
10:14:05 <dave> shes a bit of a nut case , very well educated and u can tell if u dont go toe to toe with her
10:14:17 <dave> u get the impression one would look down on u
10:14:30 <dave> but they dont know it all onviuously
10:14:37 <Kelevra> I look down on all asians cause I'm quite tall
10:14:40 <dave> might be a smart cunt in some areas but not so bright in others
10:14:42 * Kelevra giggles
10:15:00 <Kelevra> why doesn't hellfury come in here?
10:15:00 <dave> about anyone elses life..
10:15:00 <Kelevra> but you love me and give a fuck about me right
10:15:00 <Kelevra> LOVE ME DAVE
10:15:00 <Kelevra> :(
10:15:00 <Kelevra> grey ham!!!!
10:15:00 <dave> yes for sure.. i do so much
10:15:00 <Kelevra> love you 2 bae
10:15:05 <dave> want new breasts?
10:15:14 <dave> i'll get her to do em for ya!
10:15:15 <Kelevra> neh mine are alright
10:15:18 <dave> lol
10:15:27 <dave> she does all that shit
10:15:39 <Kelevra> although today i showed them to sean and they seemed smaller
10:15:43 <dave> what about a new face cunt?
10:15:45 <dave> lol
10:15:52 <dave> some lip injections
10:15:54 <Kelevra> I like my face abit
10:15:58 <dave> fatten em up
10:16:00 <dave> haha
10:16:00 <dave> :D
10:16:04 <Kelevra> like i'm not a huge fan of my face
10:16:11 <Kelevra> but it's mine
10:16:11 <dave> what about that ass
10:16:18 <Kelevra> and fuck getting lip implants
10:16:20 <dave> get some skin needling
10:16:24 <dave> whatever that is
10:16:26 <dave> i dunno
10:16:26 <Kelevra> my ass can't be bigger
10:16:31 <Kelevra> I sit on it so much
10:16:38 <dave> what people do to themselves amazes me
10:16:45 <Kelevra> botox
10:16:52 <dave> whatever makes em happy
10:16:52 <Kelevra> I used to use it
10:17:00 <Kelevra> fkn next monday I have to do this shit
10:17:00 <Kelevra> I'm already dredding it
10:17:16 <Kelevra> to stop my eyes from looking puffy
10:17:29 <Kelevra> I'd use this botox cream on my cheeks
10:17:39 <Kelevra> WTF
10:17:42 <Kelevra> dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:17:51 <b1rd> Mull up soon
10:17:55 <Kelevra> apparently there's "danger porn"
10:18:00 <Kelevra> teaching fkn english and sewing
10:18:00 <dave> have to send this email.. didnt reply to her back in feb... few months past , seems she went with someone else and now they have totally fucked her so hard........!!!!!!
10:18:00 <Kelevra> fucking fuck
10:18:00 <dave> in swoops dave ..... to save the day!:P
10:18:00 <dave> brb yo.
10:18:00 <Kelevra> like a white knight with a bad drug addiction
10:18:00 <Kelevra> you're a god
10:18:03 <dave> yeah this cunts fucked
10:18:07 <b1rd> Eating chocolate atm salted caramel dark
10:18:21 <Kelevra> look @ this dudes face
10:18:25 <Kelevra> channel 10
10:18:34 <Kelevra> wtf is wrong with his head
10:18:35 <dave> she will pay big bucks now that some other cunts fucked her rankings
10:18:38 <b1rd> Turn on me telly I cbf
10:19:00 <Kelevra> teen screen addiction ruining lives
10:19:00 <dave> shes ripe for the taking...... RITE NOW!!!
10:19:00 <Kelevra> yeah swoop in, see if she's in it to win it
10:19:00 <Kelevra> if not, she can go fuck herself
10:19:04 <Kelevra> fuck that jazz
10:19:06 <dave> bbs
10:19:09 Quit: dave ([email protected]) Quit:
10:19:18 <Kelevra> hello jason
10:20:00 <Kelevra> ellie has smokers cough I think
10:20:00 <dave> shes asian. shes a doctor.
10:20:00 <Kelevra> fkn 4yr olds
10:20:00 <Kelevra> asian doctors are a win imo
10:20:00 <Kelevra> if her last name is chan then don't
10:20:00 <dave> shes a bit of a nut case , very well educated and u can tell if u dont go toe to toe with her
10:21:00 <dave> u get the impression one would look down on u
10:21:00 <dave> but they dont know it all onviuously
10:21:00 <Kelevra> I look down on all asians cause I'm quite tall
10:21:00 <dave> might be a smart cunt in some areas but not so bright in others
10:21:00 <dave> want new breasts?
10:22:00 <dave> i'll get her to do em for ya!
10:22:00 <Kelevra> neh mine are alright
10:22:00 <dave> lol
10:22:00 <dave> she does all that shit
10:22:00 <Kelevra> although today i showed them to sean and they seemed smaller
10:22:00 <dave> what about a new face cunt?
10:22:00 <dave> some lip injections
10:22:00 <Kelevra> I like my face abit
10:22:00 <dave> fatten em up
10:22:00 <dave> haha
10:22:00 <Kelevra> like i'm not a huge fan of my face
10:23:00 <Kelevra> but it's mine
10:23:00 <dave> what about that ass
10:23:00 <Kelevra> and fuck getting lip implants
10:23:00 <dave> get some skin needling
10:23:00 <dave> whatever that is
10:23:00 <dave> i dunno
10:23:00 <Kelevra> my ass can't be bigger
10:23:00 <Kelevra> I sit on it so much
10:23:00 <dave> what people do to themselves amazes me
10:23:00 <Kelevra> botox
10:23:00 <dave> whatever makes em happy
10:23:00 <Kelevra> I used to use it
10:24:00 <Kelevra> to stop my eyes from looking puffy
10:24:00 <Kelevra> I'd use this botox cream on my cheeks
10:24:00 <Kelevra> WTF
10:24:00 <Kelevra> dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:24:00 <b1rd> Mull up soon
10:24:00 <Kelevra> apparently there's "danger porn"
10:24:00 <dave> yeah this cunts fucked
10:24:00 <b1rd> Eating chocolate atm salted caramel dark
10:25:00 <Kelevra> look @ this dudes face
10:25:00 <Kelevra> channel 10
10:25:00 <Kelevra> wtf is wrong with his head
10:25:00 <dave> she will pay big bucks now that some other cunts fucked her rankings
10:25:00 <b1rd> Turn on me telly I cbf
10:25:00 <Kelevra> teen screen addiction ruining lives
10:25:00 <Kelevra> fuck that jazz
10:25:00 <dave> bbs
10:26:00 <Kelevra> hello jason
10:32:23 <Kelevra> b1rd do you know you and partay have the same lastname
10:32:30 <Kelevra> fun facts
10:33:02 <b1rd> Yea i got a big Family. Not all blood relos of course.
10:33:23 <Kelevra> doubt you and martin are related
10:33:39 <b1rd> Me too. I'm superior
10:33:39 <Kelevra> martins a fucking faggot
10:33:45 <b1rd> Yeatru
10:34:07 Join: chris` ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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10:34:26 <Kelevra> speaking of faggots
10:34:30 <Kelevra> hey chris`
10:34:40 <b1rd> Gotta put washing out brb
10:34:49 <Kelevra> domestic shit
10:34:57 <Kelevra> very attractive jason..
10:34:58 <chris`> speaking of stupid bitch
10:35:04 <chris`> i am not gay
10:35:04 <Kelevra> fuck off dunce
10:35:09 <Kelevra> `ban chris`
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10:35:09 Kick: chris` was kicked by ChanOP ((Kelevra) You are banned)
10:35:11 <Kelevra> hahahaha
10:35:41 Mode: (by Kelevra) -b *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
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10:35:49 <Kelevra> hahaha
10:39:00 <Kelevra> b1rd do you know you and partay have the same lastname
10:39:00 <Kelevra> fun facts
10:39:00 <b1rd> Yea i got a big Family. Not all blood relos of course.
10:40:00 <Kelevra> doubt you and martin are related
10:40:00 <b1rd> Me too. I'm superior
10:40:00 <Kelevra> martins a fucking faggot
10:40:00 <b1rd> Yeatru
10:41:00 <Kelevra> speaking of faggots
10:41:00 <Kelevra> hey chris`
10:41:00 <b1rd> Gotta put washing out brb
10:41:00 <Kelevra> domestic shit
10:41:00 <Kelevra> very attractive jason..
10:41:00 <chris`> speaking of stupid bitch
10:41:00 <chris`> i am not gay
10:41:00 <Kelevra> fuck off dunce
10:41:50 <volt> `unban *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
10:41:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
10:42:00 <Kelevra> `ban chris`
10:42:00 <Kelevra> hahahaha
10:42:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
10:42:04 <Kelevra> :o
10:42:12 <Kelevra> hey person
10:42:38 <Kelevra> I'll just ban him if he youtubes the fuck out of everything
10:42:44 <Kelevra> just FYI.
10:44:49 <b1rd> Ok done some chores
10:45:13 <Kelevra> nice
10:45:46 <Kelevra> johns not talking to me anymore cause I deleted him from fb, you should message him and tell him to man the fuck up
10:46:28 <Kelevra> say "your crazy ass ex is going to take you for child support"
10:47:19 <b1rd> Aww
10:47:51 <b1rd> Bit hungry
10:48:00 <volt> `unban *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
10:48:00 <Kelevra> :o
10:48:17 <b1rd> U think nandos chicken would go well with say mashed potato?
10:48:59 <b1rd> I could do mash then uber nandos
10:49:00 <Kelevra> hey person
10:49:00 <Kelevra> I'll just ban him if he youtubes the fuck out of everything
10:49:00 <Kelevra> just FYI.
10:49:42 <b1rd> Yea? Good plan?
10:51:00 <b1rd> Ok done some chores
10:51:13 <b1rd> Chips r good but i got potato's here
10:51:26 <b1rd> And mash is yum.
10:52:00 <Kelevra> nice
10:52:00 <Kelevra> johns not talking to me anymore cause I deleted him from fb, you should message him and tell him to man the fuck up
10:53:00 <Kelevra> say "your crazy ass ex is going to take you for child support"
10:54:00 <b1rd> Aww
10:54:00 <b1rd> Bit hungry
10:55:00 <b1rd> U think nandos chicken would go well with say mashed potato?
10:55:00 <b1rd> I could do mash then uber nandos
10:55:10 <Kelevra> I messaged johns mum
10:55:21 <Kelevra> mash pot is great
10:56:00 <b1rd> Yea? Good plan?
10:58:00 <b1rd> Chips r good but i got potato's here
10:58:00 <b1rd> And mash is yum.
10:59:35 <Kelevra> fuck off volt.
11:00:17 <volt> oh yes, it's your week of getting your monthly
11:00:35 <Kelevra> fuck off I ust got off my rags
11:00:37 <Kelevra> dickhead
11:00:43 <volt> You're lying
11:00:47 <Kelevra> `ban volt
11:00:51 <Kelevra> FINE
11:00:52 <volt> LOLOL
11:01:17 <Kelevra> wanker
11:01:24 <volt> Change your tampon
11:01:46 <volt> you need to, a fresh clean one will do you good
11:01:46 <Kelevra> I don't wear tampons and my pubes are longer than your cock
11:01:46 <b1rd> I got tampons here
11:01:52 <b1rd> Hot
11:01:54 <Kelevra> so fuck off cuntling.
11:02:00 <Kelevra> I messaged johns mum
11:02:00 <Kelevra> mash pot is great
11:02:09 <volt> you use pads? LOL
11:02:13 <Kelevra> yep
11:02:22 <Kelevra> I like my vagina tight af.
11:02:29 <volt> That would so suck having to wear those on your undies
11:02:30 <b1rd> I got both here for bitches who mitvisite
11:02:34 <Kelevra> nothing but dick in this shiznit.
11:03:01 <b1rd> Wat else food can i get off here
11:03:03 <b1rd> Kelevra
11:03:11 <Kelevra> where you looking?
11:03:14 <b1rd> In sorta footscray
11:03:23 <Kelevra> oh dude, check out the market
11:03:26 <volt> `access Kelevra
11:03:30 <volt> LOLOL
11:03:36 <Kelevra> for like 15 bux I could buy like 9kgs of meat
11:03:41 <b1rd> Yea had a look chatted to a mobster
11:03:58 <b1rd> Actually their meat n fish was clean
11:04:04 <Kelevra> yeah dude
11:04:06 <b1rd> Much better than box hill
11:04:11 <Kelevra> the markets there are fkn insane
11:04:30 <Kelevra> felt like home moving there from springvale
11:04:33 <b1rd> I just got home but yea I wanna have another look
11:04:42 <Kelevra> I love markets and arcades
11:04:46 <b1rd> Yea Springvale ok
11:04:50 <b1rd> Same
11:05:00 <b1rd> Walkin around shoppin
11:05:06 <Kelevra> springvale arcade is similar to footers
11:05:09 <b1rd> Seeing wat they got
11:05:16 <b1rd> Fk that gets busy
11:05:20 <b1rd> Springvale
11:05:24 <Kelevra> yeah
11:05:30 <b1rd> Like soo many ppl
11:05:34 <Kelevra> I used to be used to the busy
11:05:47 <Kelevra> now I cringe
11:05:55 <b1rd> Yea i sorta used to it
11:06:00 <Kelevra> fuck off volt.
11:06:03 <Kelevra> imo you're younger than me
11:06:12 <b1rd> Am I naaa
11:06:13 <Kelevra> cause you don't have kids and mega anxiety
11:06:16 <Kelevra> :P
11:06:23 <b1rd> Aww naa
11:06:30 <Kelevra> shhh youngen
11:06:36 <b1rd> U look pretty n healthy n shit
11:06:58 <b1rd> I get a bit ocd eee
11:07:00 <volt> oh yes, it's your week of getting your monthly
11:07:00 <Kelevra> fuck off I ust got off my rags
11:07:00 <Kelevra> dickhead
11:07:00 <volt> You're lying
11:07:00 <Kelevra> `ban volt
11:07:00 <Kelevra> FINE
11:07:00 <volt> LOLOL
11:07:12 <Kelevra> I'm just skinny
11:07:16 <b1rd> Like.. Have I put the bong away locked the doors shit likthate
11:07:18 <Kelevra> i'm not healthy whatsoever
11:07:21 <b1rd> Aww
11:07:35 <b1rd> Same had to get three more holes in my belt
11:07:39 <Kelevra> I can't find my fucking lighter so i'm sweet out of luck
11:07:50 <b1rd> I got two
11:07:59 <b1rd> Blak n red
11:08:00 <Kelevra> wanker
11:08:00 <volt> Change your tampon
11:08:00 <volt> you need to, a fresh clean one will do you good
11:08:00 <Kelevra> I don't wear tampons and my pubes are longer than your cock
11:08:00 <b1rd> I got tampons here
11:08:00 <b1rd> Hot
11:08:00 <Kelevra> so fuck off cuntling.
11:08:04 <Kelevra> woolies online won't give me lighters
11:08:11 <b1rd> Dogs
11:08:19 <Kelevra> my fav colour is the purple that kind of looks like brown
11:08:33 <b1rd> Kool never seen
11:08:47 <b1rd> I despise blue coz cops
11:08:48 <Kelevra> apparently alot of dudes are colour blind
11:09:00 <b1rd> Is it
11:09:00 <volt> you use pads? LOL
11:09:00 <Kelevra> yep
11:09:00 <Kelevra> I like my vagina tight af.
11:09:00 <volt> That would so suck having to wear those on your undies
11:09:00 <b1rd> I got both here for bitches who mitvisite
11:09:00 <Kelevra> nothing but dick in this shiznit.
11:09:00 <b1rd> Wat else food can i get off here
11:09:00 <b1rd> Kelevra
11:09:05 <Kelevra> I don't like blue cause it associates itself with sadness
11:09:13 <b1rd> N pigs
11:09:27 <Kelevra> when I think of police I think of taxis
11:09:29 <b1rd> I need buy motorcycle boots
11:09:29 <Kelevra> weird right
11:09:31 <Kelevra> lol
11:09:40 <b1rd> Getting bruised feet from shifting
11:09:48 <b1rd> Haha really
11:09:57 <Kelevra> yeah
11:09:59 <b1rd> Taxi drivers always smell me
11:10:00 <Kelevra> where you looking?
11:10:00 <b1rd> In sorta footscray
11:10:00 <Kelevra> oh dude, check out the market
11:10:00 <volt> `access Kelevra
11:10:00 <volt> LOLOL
11:10:00 <Kelevra> for like 15 bux I could buy like 9kgs of meat
11:10:00 <b1rd> Yea had a look chatted to a mobster
11:10:00 <b1rd> Actually their meat n fish was clean
11:10:00 <Kelevra> yeah dude
11:10:00 <b1rd> Much better than box hill
11:10:08 <Kelevra> I think it's cause I lived in adelaide for a while
11:10:10 <b1rd> N say u smell like hashish in my coubtry
11:10:17 <b1rd> Oh k
11:10:19 <Kelevra> the police there are really weird
11:10:24 <b1rd> ?
11:10:42 <b1rd> The smacky n the poof r up arguing lol
11:10:43 <Kelevra> I dunno if they give a fuck or they're stupid or what..
11:10:53 <Kelevra> housemates?
11:10:57 <b1rd> Yea both probly
11:11:00 <Kelevra> the markets there are fkn insane
11:11:00 <Kelevra> felt like home moving there from springvale
11:11:00 <b1rd> I just got home but yea I wanna have another look
11:11:00 <Kelevra> I love markets and arcades
11:11:00 <b1rd> Yea Springvale ok
11:11:00 <b1rd> Same
11:11:00 <b1rd> Walkin around shoppin
11:11:00 <Kelevra> springvale arcade is similar to footers
11:11:01 <b1rd> Next units
11:11:05 <Kelevra> ahh
11:11:22 <b1rd> Wish was one i can root
11:11:28 <Kelevra> I lived with a few poofs in maribyrnong
11:11:38 <Kelevra> next to high point, west road
11:11:39 <b1rd> But so far nothing really interest me yet
11:11:46 <b1rd> Oh ye
11:11:53 <b1rd> I been there
11:12:00 <b1rd> Up the road from me
11:12:00 <b1rd> Seeing wat they got
11:12:00 <b1rd> Fk that gets busy
11:12:00 <b1rd> Springvale
11:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah
11:12:00 <b1rd> Like soo many ppl
11:12:00 <Kelevra> I used to be used to the busy
11:12:00 <Kelevra> now I cringe
11:12:00 <b1rd> Yea i sorta used to it
11:12:00 <Kelevra> imo you're younger than me
11:12:02 <Kelevra> I hate that complex
11:12:13 <b1rd> It too fkn big
11:12:15 <Kelevra> dude I thought you were going to marry Lumeah
11:12:24 <b1rd> Serious?
11:12:28 <Kelevra> why not
11:12:35 <b1rd> Well i dunno
11:12:42 <Kelevra> she has a vagina
11:12:47 <Kelevra> you have a penis
11:12:48 <b1rd> I was goin thru alot at the time
11:12:55 <b1rd> It didn't work out
11:13:00 <b1rd> Am I naaa
11:13:00 <Kelevra> cause you don't have kids and mega anxiety
11:13:00 <Kelevra> :P
11:13:00 <b1rd> Aww naa
11:13:00 <Kelevra> shhh youngen
11:13:00 <b1rd> U look pretty n healthy n shit
11:13:00 <b1rd> I get a bit ocd eee
11:13:10 <b1rd> I been really asexual atm
11:13:17 <Kelevra> what she won't forgive you for taking her for a ride whilst you were married?
11:13:27 <Kelevra> I'm asexual all the time
11:13:33 <b1rd> Like i been screwed so bad by females im like meh
11:13:35 <Kelevra> takes alot to get the gears running
11:13:40 <b1rd> Ye
11:13:53 <b1rd> Na wasn't that
11:14:00 <Kelevra> I'm just skinny
11:14:00 <b1rd> Like.. Have I put the bong away locked the doors shit likthate
11:14:00 <Kelevra> i'm not healthy whatsoever
11:14:00 <b1rd> Aww
11:14:00 <b1rd> Same had to get three more holes in my belt
11:14:00 <Kelevra> I can't find my fucking lighter so i'm sweet out of luck
11:14:00 <b1rd> I got two
11:14:00 <b1rd> Blak n red
11:14:00 <Kelevra> woolies online won't give me lighters
11:14:01 <Kelevra> why not do what I did when I got fucked over
11:14:03 <b1rd> Im too fkd up
11:14:07 <b1rd> After my wife
11:14:09 <Kelevra> shut up.
11:14:16 <b1rd> It's tru
11:14:22 <b1rd> Watd u do
11:14:22 <Kelevra> you're not broken. yet.
11:14:32 <b1rd> Ill decide that hey
11:14:50 <Kelevra> I fucked what was "safe" before I met sean
11:15:00 <b1rd> Dogs
11:15:00 <Kelevra> my fav colour is the purple that kind of looks like brown
11:15:00 <b1rd> Kool never seen
11:15:00 <b1rd> I despise blue coz cops
11:15:00 <Kelevra> apparently alot of dudes are colour blind
11:15:00 <b1rd> Is it
11:15:00 <Kelevra> I don't like blue cause it associates itself with sadness
11:15:03 <b1rd> No idea wat that is so
11:15:12 <Kelevra> why do you think I'm a fucking nutjob now
11:15:21 <b1rd> Wats safe
11:15:23 <Kelevra> I care and love sean.
11:15:40 <Kelevra> I didnt care about who I fucked after michael fucked me over
11:15:45 <b1rd> Ok
11:15:58 <b1rd> Yea i doin the opposite
11:16:00 <b1rd> N pigs
11:16:00 <Kelevra> when I think of police I think of taxis
11:16:00 <b1rd> I need buy motorcycle boots
11:16:00 <Kelevra> weird right
11:16:00 <Kelevra> lol
11:16:00 <b1rd> Getting bruised feet from shifting
11:16:00 <b1rd> Haha really
11:16:00 <Kelevra> yeah
11:16:00 <b1rd> Taxi drivers always smell me
11:16:04 <Kelevra> no woman should have bruises on them
11:16:30 <Kelevra> if you do that to anyone I'll hurt you.
11:16:38 <b1rd> Excuse me?
11:16:52 <b1rd> Ill bbl I not going to be accused.
11:17:00 <Kelevra> I think it's cause I lived in adelaide for a while
11:17:00 <b1rd> N say u smell like hashish in my coubtry
11:17:00 <b1rd> Oh k
11:17:00 <Kelevra> the police there are really weird
11:17:00 <b1rd> ?
11:17:00 <b1rd> The smacky n the poof r up arguing lol
11:17:00 <Kelevra> I dunno if they give a fuck or they're stupid or what..
11:17:00 <Kelevra> housemates?
11:17:00 <b1rd> Yea both probly
11:17:00 <b1rd> Next units
11:17:00 <Kelevra> ahh
11:18:00 <b1rd> Wish was one i can root
11:18:00 <Kelevra> I lived with a few poofs in maribyrnong
11:18:00 <Kelevra> next to high point, west road
11:18:00 <b1rd> But so far nothing really interest me yet
11:18:00 <b1rd> Oh ye
11:18:00 <b1rd> I been there
11:18:00 <b1rd> Up the road from me
11:18:00 <Kelevra> I hate that complex
11:18:40 <Lumeah> What..
11:18:54 <Lumeah> Dun. Do.
11:19:00 <b1rd> It too fkn big
11:19:00 <Kelevra> dude I thought you were going to marry Lumeah
11:19:00 <b1rd> Serious?
11:19:00 <Kelevra> why not
11:19:00 <b1rd> Well i dunno
11:19:00 <Kelevra> she has a vagina
11:19:00 <Kelevra> you have a penis
11:19:00 <b1rd> I was goin thru alot at the time
11:19:00 <b1rd> It didn't work out
11:19:20 <b1rd> Why am I being accused of violence?
11:19:31 <Lumeah> Kelevra: mind ya business
11:19:40 <Lumeah> Not by me
11:19:50 <Lumeah> I never said anything
11:20:00 <b1rd> I been really asexual atm
11:20:00 <Kelevra> what she won't forgive you for taking her for a ride whilst you were married?
11:20:00 <Kelevra> I'm asexual all the time
11:20:00 <b1rd> Like i been screwed so bad by females im like meh
11:20:00 <Kelevra> takes alot to get the gears running
11:20:00 <b1rd> Ye
11:20:00 <b1rd> Na wasn't that
11:20:00 <Kelevra> why not do what I did when I got fucked over
11:20:00 <b1rd> Im too fkd up
11:20:00 <b1rd> After my wife
11:20:11 <Lumeah> She started something on her owm
11:20:11 <b1rd> Shes a victim of it.
11:20:15 <Lumeah> Yup
11:20:15 <Kelevra> you're not being accused of violence
11:20:23 <Kelevra> I was stating that michael hurt me
11:20:24 <b1rd> U did
11:20:34 <b1rd> Im not him.
11:21:00 <Kelevra> shut up.
11:21:00 <b1rd> It's tru
11:21:00 <b1rd> Watd u do
11:21:00 <Kelevra> you're not broken. yet.
11:21:00 <b1rd> Ill decide that hey
11:21:00 <Kelevra> I fucked what was "safe" before I met sean
11:21:00 <b1rd> No idea wat that is so
11:21:11 <b1rd> Im a victim myself. But I don't let it own me.
11:21:25 <Lumeah> b1rd: wouldn't hurt anyone. Exactly
11:21:46 <b1rd> Unless they were into it
11:21:50 <Kelevra> I know this
11:22:00 <Kelevra> why do you think I'm a fucking nutjob now
11:22:00 <b1rd> Wats safe
11:22:00 <Kelevra> I care and love sean.
11:22:00 <Kelevra> I didnt care about who I fucked after michael fucked me over
11:22:00 <b1rd> Ok
11:22:00 <b1rd> Yea i doin the opposite
11:22:00 <Kelevra> no woman should have bruises on them
11:22:20 <b1rd> Yea well I've been thru alot sounded like u think im violent to women.
11:22:24 <b1rd> Or could be
11:22:27 <Kelevra> no
11:22:32 <b1rd> Ok good.
11:22:44 <b1rd> Cone brb
11:22:47 <Kelevra> I know if I was to hit you, you'd probably grab my hand
11:23:00 <Kelevra> if you do that to anyone I'll hurt you.
11:23:00 <b1rd> Excuse me?
11:23:00 <b1rd> Ill bbl I not going to be accused.
11:23:05 <Kelevra> I'm not insinuating you'd be abusive to any extent
11:23:17 <b1rd> Ok
11:24:22 <b1rd> Ive had women threaten call cops on me from bruises done to em by other blokes n worse so I cbf u know lol
11:24:43 <b1rd> Kick punch me hit with stuff chucked stuff at me
11:24:57 <b1rd> Over it lol
11:25:00 <Lumeah> What..
11:25:00 <Lumeah> Dun. Do.
11:25:27 <Kelevra> you sound like my cousin
11:25:43 <Kelevra> poor boy had this bitch, still has her
11:26:00 <b1rd> Why am I being accused of violence?
11:26:00 <Lumeah> Kelevra: mind ya business
11:26:00 <Lumeah> Not by me
11:26:00 <Lumeah> I never said anything
11:26:01 <Kelevra> skinny fucking moll I'll kill her if i see her
11:26:17 <b1rd> Ye no good
11:26:24 <b1rd> Financial abuse
11:26:30 <b1rd> Thousands gone.
11:26:39 <b1rd> Im left with ten a week
11:26:42 <Kelevra> I don't condone domestic violence in any means or way
11:26:44 <b1rd> For years
11:26:57 <b1rd> Or wouldn't had kept house
11:27:00 <Lumeah> She started something on her owm
11:27:00 <b1rd> Shes a victim of it.
11:27:00 <Lumeah> Yup
11:27:00 <Kelevra> you're not being accused of violence
11:27:00 <Kelevra> I was stating that michael hurt me
11:27:00 <b1rd> U did
11:27:00 <b1rd> Im not him.
11:27:12 <Kelevra> that's shit mate
11:27:12 <b1rd> Yea its wrong
11:27:15 <Kelevra> seriously
11:27:16 <b1rd> Ye
11:27:28 <b1rd> Over now
11:27:28 <Kelevra> fkn women
11:27:37 <Kelevra> did you go to court?
11:27:41 <b1rd> Nup
11:27:48 <b1rd> Just kicked her out
11:27:54 <Kelevra> k
11:28:00 <b1rd> Im a victim myself. But I don't let it own me.
11:28:00 <Lumeah> b1rd: wouldn't hurt anyone. Exactly
11:28:00 <b1rd> Unless they were into it
11:28:00 <Kelevra> I know this
11:28:04 <b1rd> Then stayed like till couldnt afford
11:28:07 <b1rd> Left
11:28:20 <Kelevra> weird
11:28:22 <Lumeah> Nods
11:28:26 <Kelevra> I'd fight
11:28:30 <Lumeah> Yeah she's nut job
11:28:42 <Kelevra> we're all nutjobs
11:28:46 <Kelevra> we're on irc..
11:28:48 <b1rd> Yea rootin bikies
11:28:49 <Lumeah> Yup. Lol
11:29:00 <b1rd> Yea well I've been thru alot sounded like u think im violent to women.
11:29:00 <b1rd> Or could be
11:29:00 <Kelevra> no
11:29:00 <b1rd> Ok good.
11:29:00 <b1rd> Cone brb
11:29:00 <Kelevra> I know if I was to hit you, you'd probably grab my hand
11:29:00 <Kelevra> I'm not insinuating you'd be abusive to any extent
11:29:01 <Lumeah> Exactly
11:29:03 <b1rd> They can have the pig
11:29:06 <Kelevra> volt seriously fuck offf
11:29:12 <Kelevra> FUCK OFFF
11:29:37 <Kelevra> why do you call her pig?
11:29:51 <b1rd> Well no respect
11:29:59 <b1rd> The thing or
11:30:00 <b1rd> Ok
11:30:01 <Kelevra> Lumeah has more curly pubes on her head than my vagina
11:30:02 <b1rd> Whatever
11:30:12 <Lumeah> Kelevra:
11:30:15 <Lumeah> .....
11:30:16 <b1rd> lol come on
11:30:17 <Kelevra> I have ALOT of pubes
11:30:24 <Lumeah> Nessesary?
11:30:29 <Kelevra> yeah totes
11:30:38 <Lumeah> No wonder...
11:31:00 <b1rd> Ive had women threaten call cops on me from bruises done to em by other blokes n worse so I cbf u know lol
11:31:00 <b1rd> Kick punch me hit with stuff chucked stuff at me
11:31:00 <b1rd> Over it lol
11:31:07 <Kelevra> jason is whiter than my eldest, albino and pubic mound you'd be called as a couple
11:31:16 <Kelevra> sorry jason but it's true
11:31:31 <b1rd> Im confused
11:31:37 <Kelevra> I'm not
11:32:00 <b1rd> Who a couple
11:32:00 <Kelevra> you sound like my cousin
11:32:00 <Kelevra> poor boy had this bitch, still has her
11:32:00 <Kelevra> skinny fucking moll I'll kill her if i see her
11:32:20 <Kelevra> you and Lumeah
11:32:25 <b1rd> Oh
11:32:29 <Lumeah> Lok
11:32:35 <Lumeah> Are we?
11:32:39 <Lumeah> Kelevra:
11:32:42 <b1rd> Didnt work out
11:32:47 <Lumeah> Stop assuming shit
11:32:47 <Kelevra> why?
11:32:52 <b1rd> Dunno
11:32:54 <Kelevra> fuck off Lumeah.
11:32:57 <Lumeah> Ni
11:33:00 <b1rd> Ye no good
11:33:00 <b1rd> Financial abuse
11:33:00 <b1rd> Thousands gone.
11:33:00 <b1rd> Im left with ten a week
11:33:00 <Kelevra> I don't condone domestic violence in any means or way
11:33:00 <b1rd> For years
11:33:00 <b1rd> Or wouldn't had kept house
11:33:01 <Lumeah> No
11:33:10 * Lumeah here
11:33:17 <Kelevra> did you make Lumeah smarter?
11:33:32 <Kelevra> or did she actually attend primary school this year?
11:33:38 <Lumeah> No.. Always smarts
11:33:52 <Lumeah> Always smarst
11:33:54 <b1rd> I got no energy to fight
11:33:55 <Lumeah> L9p
11:34:00 <Kelevra> that's shit mate
11:34:00 <b1rd> Yea its wrong
11:34:00 <Kelevra> seriously
11:34:00 <b1rd> Ye
11:34:00 <b1rd> Over now
11:34:00 <Kelevra> fkn women
11:34:00 <Kelevra> did you go to court?
11:34:00 <b1rd> Nup
11:34:00 <b1rd> Just kicked her out
11:34:00 <Kelevra> k
11:34:00 <b1rd> Then stayed like till couldnt afford
11:34:00 <b1rd> Left
11:34:02 <Lumeah> Yeah fvk off Kelevra
11:35:00 <Kelevra> weird
11:35:00 <Lumeah> Nods
11:35:00 <Kelevra> I'd fight
11:35:00 <Lumeah> Yeah she's nut job
11:35:00 <Kelevra> we're all nutjobs
11:35:00 <Kelevra> we're on irc..
11:35:00 <b1rd> Yea rootin bikies
11:35:00 <Lumeah> Yup. Lol
11:35:00 <Lumeah> Exactly
11:35:00 <b1rd> They can have the pig
11:35:00 <Kelevra> volt seriously fuck offf
11:35:02 <Kelevra> I'm TRYING to
11:36:00 <Kelevra> FUCK OFFF
11:36:00 <Kelevra> why do you call her pig?
11:36:00 <b1rd> Well no respect
11:36:00 <b1rd> The thing or
11:36:00 <Kelevra> Lumeah has more curly pubes on her head than my vagina
11:36:00 <b1rd> Whatever
11:37:00 <Lumeah> Kelevra:
11:37:00 <Lumeah> .....
11:37:00 <b1rd> lol come on
11:37:00 <Kelevra> I have ALOT of pubes
11:37:00 <Lumeah> Nessesary?
11:37:00 <Kelevra> yeah totes
11:37:00 <Lumeah> No wonder...
11:38:00 <Kelevra> jason is whiter than my eldest, albino and pubic mound you'd be called as a couple
11:38:00 <Kelevra> sorry jason but it's true
11:38:00 <b1rd> Im confused
11:38:00 <Kelevra> I'm not
11:38:00 <b1rd> Who a couple
11:39:00 <Kelevra> you and Lumeah
11:39:00 <b1rd> Oh
11:39:00 <Lumeah> Lok
11:39:00 <Lumeah> Are we?
11:39:00 <Lumeah> Kelevra:
11:39:00 <b1rd> Didnt work out
11:39:00 <Lumeah> Stop assuming shit
11:39:00 <Kelevra> why?
11:39:00 <b1rd> Dunno
11:39:00 <Kelevra> fuck off Lumeah.
11:39:00 <Lumeah> Ni
11:39:00 <Lumeah> No
11:40:00 <Kelevra> did you make Lumeah smarter?
11:40:00 <Kelevra> or did she actually attend primary school this year?
11:40:00 <Lumeah> No.. Always smarts
11:40:00 <Lumeah> Always smarst
11:40:00 <b1rd> I got no energy to fight
11:40:00 <Lumeah> L9p
11:40:00 <Lumeah> Yeah fvk off Kelevra
11:41:00 <Kelevra> I'm TRYING to
11:42:43 <b1rd> Gonna make porridge
11:42:48 <b1rd> Nandos later
11:47:09 <Lumeah> Yum
11:49:00 <b1rd> Gonna make porridge
11:49:00 <b1rd> Nandos later
11:54:00 <Lumeah> Yum
11:59:48 <b1rd> Eating porridge
12:00:03 <Lumeah> Yay.. Is nice?
12:00:08 <b1rd> Mite stik headfones in
12:00:12 <b1rd> Fm radio
12:02:09 <b1rd> Bit hot still
12:02:30 <Lumeah> Ah 👌
12:02:34 <Lumeah> Lovley
12:03:02 <b1rd> Yea :)
12:03:16 <b1rd> Get too skinny otherwose
12:03:20 <b1rd> Otherwise
12:03:30 <b1rd> I already size 34
12:04:05 <b1rd> Dnt feel too hungry just force it in
12:04:51 <Kelevra> yuck
12:05:12 <b1rd> Good for me
12:06:00 <b1rd> Eating porridge
12:06:00 <Lumeah> Yay.. Is nice?
12:06:56 <b1rd> Was at lights with a little mt03
12:07:00 <b1rd> Mite stik headfones in
12:07:00 <b1rd> Fm radio
12:07:23 <b1rd> I was like lookin around check out his bike n the scenery n
12:07:49 <b1rd> He like takes off flat out Sif wants race
12:08:52 <b1rd> I like cool bro I cbf just rode an hour n half
12:09:00 <b1rd> Bit hot still
12:09:00 <Lumeah> Ah 👌
12:09:00 <Lumeah> Lovley
12:09:00 <b1rd> Yea :)
12:10:00 <b1rd> Get too skinny otherwose
12:10:00 <b1rd> Otherwise
12:10:00 <b1rd> I already size 34
12:10:00 <b1rd> Dnt feel too hungry just force it in
12:10:26 <Lumeah> Lol
12:10:31 <b1rd> Only time it sux is in some city streets u get trucks hard to pass trams
12:10:37 <Lumeah> Aww. Funny tho
12:10:45 <Lumeah> Ya in ketosis hun
12:10:46 <b1rd> Ye
12:10:53 <b1rd> Ami?
12:11:00 <Kelevra> yuck
12:11:05 <b1rd> How I did that
12:11:15 <Lumeah> Not hungry lose weight burn fat
12:11:30 <b1rd> I gt more than sixpak
12:11:46 <Lumeah> Ya only eat when hungry
12:11:47 <b1rd> Just under tiny bit fat
12:11:51 <b1rd> Tenpak
12:11:55 <b1rd> Ok
12:11:58 <Lumeah> N only eat what ya want
12:12:00 <Lumeah> Lol
12:12:00 <b1rd> Good for me
12:12:08 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Quite built
12:12:09 <b1rd> From younger had ripped belly
12:12:17 <Lumeah> Wouldve
12:12:23 <b1rd> It stay under fat
12:12:30 <Lumeah> Yups
12:12:53 <Lumeah> Good huh
12:13:00 <b1rd> Was at lights with a little mt03
12:13:10 <b1rd> Steven post bicep pics
12:13:25 <b1rd> Shud go bak gym
12:13:37 <b1rd> Ill get bigger
12:13:38 <Lumeah> Yeah should,!
12:13:49 <Lumeah> Incredible hulk
12:13:52 <Lumeah> Hehe
12:13:58 <b1rd> Yea
12:14:00 <b1rd> I was like lookin around check out his bike n the scenery n
12:14:00 <b1rd> He like takes off flat out Sif wants race
12:14:26 <Lumeah> I can't walk straight
12:14:31 <b1rd> Y
12:14:33 <Kelevra> me neither
12:14:38 <Lumeah> Dizzy
12:14:47 <b1rd> Aw
12:15:00 <b1rd> I like cool bro I cbf just rode an hour n half
12:15:09 <Lumeah> https://www.onbalancephysio.com.au
12:15:18 <Lumeah> Should go
12:15:31 <b1rd> I got cheap one
12:15:38 <b1rd> Is two bux
12:15:57 <b1rd> Cool but
12:16:02 <Lumeah> Yeah but u got
12:16:30 <b1rd> Ye
12:16:36 <Lumeah> Aww pretty Wattle gonna come out
12:16:45 <b1rd> Brb fone
12:17:00 <Lumeah> Lol
12:17:00 <b1rd> Only time it sux is in some city streets u get trucks hard to pass trams
12:17:00 <Lumeah> Aww. Funny tho
12:17:00 <Lumeah> Ya in ketosis hun
12:17:00 <b1rd> Ye
12:17:00 <b1rd> Ami?
12:17:00 <b1rd> How I did that
12:18:00 <Lumeah> Not hungry lose weight burn fat
12:18:00 <b1rd> I gt more than sixpak
12:18:00 <Lumeah> Ya only eat when hungry
12:18:00 <b1rd> Just under tiny bit fat
12:18:00 <b1rd> Tenpak
12:18:00 <b1rd> Ok
12:18:00 <Lumeah> N only eat what ya want
12:18:00 <Lumeah> Lol
12:18:04 <Lumeah> K
12:19:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Quite built
12:19:00 <b1rd> From younger had ripped belly
12:19:00 <Lumeah> Wouldve
12:19:00 <b1rd> It stay under fat
12:19:00 <Lumeah> Yups
12:19:00 <Lumeah> Good huh
12:20:00 <b1rd> Steven post bicep pics
12:20:00 <b1rd> Shud go bak gym
12:20:00 <b1rd> Ill get bigger
12:20:00 <Lumeah> Yeah should,!
12:20:00 <Lumeah> Incredible hulk
12:20:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
12:20:00 <b1rd> Yea
12:21:00 <Lumeah> I can't walk straight
12:21:00 <b1rd> Y
12:21:00 <Kelevra> me neither
12:21:00 <Lumeah> Dizzy
12:21:00 <b1rd> Aw
12:22:00 <Lumeah> https://www.onbalancephysio.com.au
12:22:00 <Lumeah> Should go
12:22:00 <b1rd> I got cheap one
12:22:00 <b1rd> Is two bux
12:22:00 <b1rd> Cool but
12:22:00 <Lumeah> Yeah but u got
12:23:00 <b1rd> Ye
12:23:00 <Lumeah> Aww pretty Wattle gonna come out
12:23:00 <b1rd> Brb fone
12:24:00 <Lumeah> K
12:46:08 <b1rd> Bak
12:46:57 <b1rd> Did fone bongs
12:47:04 <b1rd> With me homies
12:53:00 <b1rd> Bak
12:53:00 <b1rd> Did fone bongs
12:53:00 <b1rd> With me homies
13:04:49 <Lumeah> Lol
13:05:00 <Lumeah> Spesh
13:11:00 <Lumeah> Lol
13:11:00 <Lumeah> Spesh
13:18:02 <b1rd> Lol yup
13:24:00 <b1rd> Lol yup
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15:30:54 <volt> LOLOL
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15:37:00 <volt> LOLOL
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16:37:00 <GangstaPete> b1rd :D
16:40:00 <shadsam> hey GangstaPete
16:41:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
16:41:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
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16:53:00 <shadsam> hi e|f
16:54:00 <chris`> hi
16:54:00 <chris`> shadsam
16:54:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly9HKZBVexg
16:54:00 <chris`> i made most of this
16:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Bartlett - Amnesia (Flutlicht Vs S.H.O.K.K. Remix) (2001) (May 27, 2018) Length: 8:10 - Category: Music - 1,660 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:54:00 <chris`> its on vynil
16:54:00 <chris`> shit cunce
16:56:00 <chris`> do not forget shadsam
16:56:00 <chris`> i better producer
16:57:00 <chris`> ask alex if he knows daintno
16:57:00 <shadsam> alex who?
16:57:00 <shadsam> mincer?
16:57:00 <chris`> bartleett
16:57:00 <shadsam> from dj records?
16:57:00 <chris`> u shit cunt
16:57:00 <shadsam> alex barleet ok
16:57:00 <shadsam> ill ask him cunt
16:57:00 <chris`> bartlett
16:57:00 <shadsam> ya f ucking cunt!
16:57:00 <chris`> i met him at kandy
16:57:00 <shadsam> sure you did
16:58:00 <shadsam> im better dj than you
16:58:00 <chris`> 1 hour before opened i was inside
16:58:00 <chris`> i not a dj
16:58:00 <shadsam> analog church
16:58:00 <chris`> i make music
16:58:00 <shadsam> i make music too dickhead
16:58:00 <chris`> i dont press play
16:58:00 <shadsam> better than you
16:58:00 <chris`> and think i hot cock
16:58:00 <shadsam> i got more synths
16:58:00 <shadsam> you have a hot cock?
16:58:00 <shadsam> u gay
16:58:00 <chris`> i got midi keyboard
16:58:00 <shadsam> always knew
16:58:00 <chris`> used by
16:58:00 <shadsam> i got midi keyboard
16:58:00 <chris`> THE PRODIGY
16:58:00 <shadsam> sure
16:58:00 <shadsam> asif
16:58:00 <chris`> YES
16:58:00 <shadsam> faggot
16:58:00 <chris`> midro is my best mate
16:59:00 <shadsam> sure
16:59:00 <chris`> he mates with prod
16:59:00 <shadsam> nope
16:59:00 <shadsam> liar
16:59:00 <chris`> sure means yes
16:59:00 <chris`> i not lying
16:59:00 <shadsam> im calling cops
16:59:00 <chris`> u shit cunt
16:59:00 <chris`> `op
16:59:00 <shadsam> u fucken faggot chris`
16:59:00 <chris`> get rid of this wanna be
16:59:00 <chris`> come on shit cunt now u know
16:59:00 <chris`> i am shuffle
17:00:00 <chris`> i invented it
17:01:00 <chris`> jamster sold my song as ringtone
17:01:00 <chris`> cunt
17:01:00 <chris`> shadsam
17:01:00 <chris`> not crazy frog
17:01:00 <chris`> but drop the bass
17:01:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
17:01:00 <chris`> but i produced crazy frog axel f
17:01:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
17:02:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDrpWWxuto
17:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (Aug 11, 2012) Length: 2:43 - Category: Music - 4,323,642 views - 70,291 likes (98.8%), 846 dislikes (1.2%)
17:02:00 <volt> chris`, You didn't invent anything you gronk.
17:02:00 <shadsam> you didnt invent shuffle
17:02:00 <shadsam> you didnt go anywhere
17:03:00 <b1rd> It was me
17:03:00 <chris`> thats why
17:03:00 <chris`> i have home i own
17:03:00 <shadsam> you dont own anything chris`
17:03:00 <shadsam> fuck off
17:03:00 <shadsam> im better dj than you cunt
17:03:00 <chris`> come on peadophile cunt
17:03:00 <chris`> u a peadophile
17:03:00 <chris`> shadsam
17:04:00 <b1rd> Shadsam would smash u easily pisstoff
17:04:00 <volt> chris`, You do not own your 1 bedroom unit, you rent from the housing commission.
17:04:00 <b1rd> Im a houso and loving it.
17:04:00 <chris`> i not houso
17:05:00 <chris`> u just jealous
17:05:00 <b1rd> Course u r cuzz
17:05:00 <chris`> i cruise
17:05:00 <volt> chris`, No one is jealous of something you don't have.
17:06:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
17:06:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
17:06:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
17:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 337,113,167 views - 2,748,037 likes (97.9%), 57,977 dislikes (2.1%)
17:06:00 <chris`> made of chris
17:06:00 <GangstaPete> pisstopher shittings
17:07:00 <volt> `access chris`
17:07:00 <volt> lolol
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17:09:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> HEY ALL YA GLORIOUS AUSTNET CIRCLE BRAINZSPAGHETTI CIRCLE BRAINZ 3 YEAR OLD 20 YAER + LIFELONG BRAINZSPAAGHETTI BRAINZCHEMICAL LOVE THE AUSTNET AND CIRCLE BRAINZ ENTIRE USERBASE 24/7 IDLE AND AWAIT FOR LIFELONG FUNNY BRAINZ FUN TIME MOUSE-CHEESE-REWARD BRAINZ FEEL GOOD SPAAGGETI CIRCLE BRAINZ - ALL U BRAINZ PPL whatup whats brainz logic-circle for 2day?
17:10:00 <b1rd> lol
17:10:00 <volt> brainz spaghetti
17:10:00 <volt> LOLOL
17:10:00 <b1rd> Chillin in me houso crib
17:10:00 <b1rd> Bongs food tv
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17:10:17 <chris`> cost me 20
17:10:28 <chris`> for 50$ of rollies and grog
17:11:00 <volt> oko = spaghetti dick
17:11:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
17:11:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
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17:14:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> FUK YEA YOU AUSTNET ETERNAL BOIS FUKEN LOVE THE 3 FUKEN GOD AUSTNET CIRCLE BOIS FUKEN SAMETIME CONSECUTIVE DEATH RESPONSE FROM THE 3 MAIN GUYS JUTS THEN THE NERDHACKZ BRAINZSPAGETTI 24/7 LOCKED-IN BRAINZCHEMICAL FEEL GOOD BRAINZ THE FUKEN KUSTOM AUSTNET BOIS FUKEN VOLT WITH B1RD THEN DETHPUNCH FUKEN GANGSTAPETE FOR a 3 IN A ROW BY FAVORITE BRAINZCIRCLE BRAINZ
17:15:00 <GangstaPete> faggot
17:15:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> ELITE USERS FUKEN DIRECT FUKEN INSTANT HEADSHOOT BOOK LOCKIN BARINZ FUKEN CHEMICAL BARINZSPAEGHETTI BRAINZ FOR BARINZ ETERNAL BARINZ ACHIEVE ASAP WHEELCHAIR BRAINZ NOT WORK ERROR BRAINZ TALK TOTALLY QUADREPLEGIC TOTAL DISFUNCTION BRAINZ SUPA AWEOME TALK THRU KOMPUTER VOICE BRAINZ SPAGETII LOCKIN YAYAYY BRAINZ BARINZ
17:15:16 <T-City> pisssssssss
17:15:20 <steven> sure kid sure
17:15:22 <steven> sks
17:16:00 <volt> spaghetti dick here got a hard-on lastnight.. someone's sexy voice and coding skills got him all wet
17:16:00 <GangstaPete> Comformist scum slaving away for minimum wages while the DSP gangstas are online on Austnet and Ezcapechat calling the shots all day and night
17:17:02 <+Kelevra> volt fuck off m8
17:17:10 <volt> You first m8
17:17:38 <+Kelevra> not going to happen buddy.
17:17:48 <volt> Good for you buddy.
17:17:53 <chris`> give me full ops
17:17:54 <+Kelevra> wanker.
17:17:58 <chris`> i sort out this channel
17:18:05 <+Kelevra> `ban chris`
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17:18:05 Kick: chris` was kicked by ChanOP ((Kelevra) You are banned)
17:18:09 <volt> fingerer.
17:18:11 <+Kelevra> HAHAHA
17:18:19 <volt> `unban *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
17:18:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*dieina@*.3756419744.user
17:18:47 <+Kelevra> wuteva buddeh
17:21:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> SO GUYS WHATS TEH FUKEN VIP DIRECT REALZ FUKEN KUSTOM IRC CHAT AUSTNET 20+ YEAR OLD NETWROK BRAINZ WITH SUPER UPDATE# RECENT 2019 SUPA SECURITY BRAINZ UPGRADEA BRAINZ NOIT FUKEN ANGER RESSPONSE BRAINZCHEMICAL SORTA A FUKED OUTDATED CIRCLEBRAINZ SHI.T ITS FUKEN AUASTNET ADMIN EXPERTZ BEST IN WORLD CIRCLEBRAINZ FORT-NOX SECURITY TOTAL EXPERT BRAINZ ----- |
17:22:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> TELL ME WHAT THE CURRENT AUSTNET CIRLE BRAINZ SAME SCREEN COLOR AND LIGHT BUT 15 VARIOUS SAME SCFRENE BRAINZ BUT ELITE AS FUK 17 OTHER LOCATIONS ELITE BRAINZSPAGETTI SAME SCREEN WITH DIFFERENT TEXT CHANGE FOR ETENRAL LOCKIN BRAINZ LOCATIONS RIGHT NOW WHERE THE REALZ BARINZ DIRECT SHIT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW SONS?!
17:22:00 <steven> KIDDDDDDDDDDD
17:22:00 <steven> KIDKIDKID
17:23:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> anyone care to SUPER BRAINZCHEMICAL BODY-BRAINZ PSYCHOLOGICAL SAME BRAINZ SORTA ELITE BRAINZMEMORY BARINZ
17:23:00 <volt> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:32:00 <BlackDevil> so you got a complaint about something BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle?
17:34:00 <GangstaPete> •ChanOP banned *!*@144.48.06F449.* (+b)
17:35:00 <GangstaPete> Thought you'd ban him before he joins then thought you better not as he hadnt done anything wrong :D
17:35:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> clear the chatscreen cos that BlackDevil right above this text line ^^ rgiht there is sorta multi simultaneous record beating all said austnet 20+ year brainz 24/7 IDLE LOCKIN BRAINZCHEMICAL BRAINZ TIMES HISTORIC ENTIRE AUSTNET BRAINZSPAEGHTTI BRAINZ ADMIN 17 SAME SCREEN BRAINZ LOCATIONS OF AWESOME CIRCLE ADMIN BRAINZ MODERATION AND AUSTNET CXONSTINUALLY
17:36:00 <BlackDevil> so you have issues
17:36:00 <BlackDevil> see a doctor for it?
17:36:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/nky4dz
17:36:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> UPDATED REALTIME INSTNAT SECURITY UPDATE AUSTNET FUKENO OWNAGE BARINZ ENTIRE AUASTNET USERBASE EVERY SELECT ADMIN BRAINZ DAYS OR FORTUNE COOKIE 1 WEEK TIME TO AUSTNET CIRCLE BRAINZ REVERSE ADMIN ACCESS AUSTNET BRAINZ CIRCLE BARINZ 3 - WAY BRAINZ CONFIRM SECURITY GOOGLE MICROSOFT EXPERT LEVEL LOCKIN ALL BRANIZ ELITE BRAINZ
17:38:00 <shadsam> leave the cunt alone faggot
17:39:00 <Mew> LOL
17:39:00 <Mew> shads
17:40:00 <shadsam> hey
17:40:00 <shadsam> xo
17:42:00 <steven> lolololol
17:43:00 <steven> shads is a madcunt these days
17:50:00 <Mew> dj shadsam
17:50:00 <shadsam> making music
17:51:00 <shadsam> how are u?
17:51:00 <Mew> yeh good bruh good
17:51:00 <shadsam> do you still toke?
17:51:00 <Mew> yeh im a skitz cunt
17:54:00 <shadsam> sick
17:54:00 <shadsam> should come down
17:54:00 <shadsam> heaps horny too
17:56:00 <Kelevra> [17:55:10] <tozza[Mobile]> `ban Kelevra
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17:56:00 <Kelevra> [17:55:10] * You were kicked by ChanOP ((tozza[Mobile]) You are banned)
17:56:00 <Kelevra> [17:55:10] * Attempting to rejoin channel #melbourneops
17:56:00 <Kelevra> [17:55:10] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
17:56:00 <Kelevra> really
17:56:00 <meltdown> heh
17:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:56:00 <meltdown> get him Kelevra :D
17:56:00 <Kelevra> you fucking toss bag, you're lucky
17:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh your being racist
17:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> For no reason
17:56:00 <Kelevra> he's a black cunt and I hate him
17:56:00 <Kelevra> FACTS
17:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U joined and went nuts
17:56:00 <Kelevra> CUNT
17:56:00 <Kelevra> wut up now.
17:57:00 <volt> She's got her period
17:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nothing was ever up u unfriended me from facebook cause i was to busy at work to respond in the time you wanted
17:57:00 <Kelevra> tell your mum I said hello and tell mandas she's a dog
17:57:00 <volt> Hasn't changed her pad all day
17:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your loosing it at the wrong people
17:57:00 <Kelevra> HAHAHA
17:57:00 <Kelevra> no one knows on here you back up rats do they..
17:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf are you on about now
17:58:00 <Kelevra> mandas mum dogged on dean
17:58:00 <Kelevra> or did manda fail to mention that?
18:08:00 <steven> lol
18:13:00 <Mew> what was ur dj name shads?
18:13:00 <steven> dj shads
18:13:00 <steven> wayne marto
18:14:00 <steven> wayno marto
18:14:00 <steven> wayno marto potato
18:15:00 <shadsam> analog church
18:15:00 <Mew> LOL
18:15:00 <Mew> thats real shads!
18:22:00 <shadsam> lumeahhhhhhhhh
18:23:00 <shadsam> come over
18:23:00 <shadsam> or ill come down there maybe if you want
18:23:00 <shadsam> can go for drive in my hsv
18:25:00 <Lumeah> Maybe?
18:26:00 <Lumeah> Lol
18:26:00 <Lumeah> Probably
18:27:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> hey there lumeah KFC sticky finger daily brainz select kustom AWESOMENESS same meal KFC SUPER SIZE FAMILY BANQUET MEAL WITH 4 EXTRA BURGERS 10 DIPPING SAUCES AND MINIMUM 4 OTHER SELECTION MAIN MEALZ ALONG WITH MAIN SUPER BANQUET MEALZ -- HOW ARE YOU HUN HOWS THEKFC FINGERS DAILY OWNAGE FINGER LICK YOUR KFC'S TODAY'S KUSTOM MEAL WITH 4 LITRE ICE CREAM TUB
18:29:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> MUCH LOVED THE BEST BRAND THE ACTUAL COLES OR WOOLWORTHS BRAND OF ICECREAM VANILLA 4 LITRE KUSTOM AFTER MEAL OWNAGE CIRCLE LOCKIN BRAINZSPAGHETTI BRAINZCHEMICAL LOVE AND LIFE LOCK-IN TO AUTSNET CIRCLE BARINZSPAGEETTI BARINZ
18:29:00 <shadsam> what you got bro?
18:29:00 <shadsam> what gear?
18:29:00 <shadsam> ill take some :DD $$
18:30:00 <shadsam> sappen bro
18:42:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> hey there lumeah KFC sticky finger daily brainz select kustom AWESOMENESS same meal KFC SUPER SIZE FAMILY BANQUET MEAL WITH 4 EXTRA BURGERS 10 DIPPING SAUCES AND MINIMUM 4 OTHER SELECTION MAIN MEALZ ALONG WITH MAIN SUPER BANQUET MEALZ -- HOW ARE YOU HUN HOWS THEKFC FINGERS DAILY OWNAGE FINGER LICK YOUR KFC'S TODAY'S KUSTOM MEAL WITH 4 LITRE ICE CREAM TUB
18:42:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> MUCH LOVED THE BEST BRAND THE ACTUAL COLES OR WOOLWORTHS BRAND OF ICECREAM VANILLA 4 LITRE KUSTOM AFTER MEAL OWNAGE CIRCLE LOCKIN BRAINZSPAGHETTI BRAINZCHEMICAL LOVE AND LIFE LOCK-IN TO AUTSNET CIRCLE BARINZSPAGEETTI BARINZ
18:43:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> well speak UP LUMEAH HUN FUKEN SPEAKUP ANSWER
18:43:49 Topic Is: https://prnt.sc/9tsnou
18:43:50 Set By: (ChanOP) on: Sat May 04 21:28:33 2019
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19:01:00 <shadsam> whats this cunt on?
19:09:00 <Lumeah> Alot aprently
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19:20:00 <volt> spaghetti dick
19:21:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
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19:22:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> lumea what makes you think you can obliviously ignore basically everyone on austnet concerned as to your extreme greedy consant sorta beliemic or insatiable deisre to eat more than anyone we know osrt areally ask you questions about you're shit just blindly stare and not anwwer a single thing lumeah loool CMON LUMEAH clearly your current 210 kilogramm weight
19:22:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:23:00 <Lumeah> Getting more creative
19:23:00 <Lumeah> Not impressed tho
19:24:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> is gonne hit the fuken super top levels very soon of about a 375 kilogram lockon ass-stuck to the fuken lounge chair and then fuken risk your life and shit uyable to even fuekn move requireing a fuken maxi bobcat industrial machine to fuken OPEN A HOLE SIDE OF YORU FKEN HOUSE SAVING YOUR SASS LIKE CMON WAKEUP FFS
19:24:00 <shadsam> BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle what you on bro
19:24:00 <shadsam> ?>
19:24:00 <shadsam> pipes?
19:26:00 <Lumeah> To much it seams
19:30:00 <shadsam> too much ha
19:30:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> lumeah will you care to open up and let us know right now DIRECTLY WHEN HOW OFTEN AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU LUMEAH AND B1RD BEEN LOCKED IN AGAIN SORTA SEXUAL CASUAL KONTACT SEXY TIMES WITH B1RD AGAIN? CARE TO SHARE HUN? OR BE EXPOSED OR ??! LUMEAH WELL SPEEAK UP
19:30:00 <shadsam> cunts fucked
19:30:00 <shadsam> he gotta calm down or he might die
19:30:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:30:00 <Lumeah> I don't even read it
19:31:00 <steven> SURE KID SURE
19:31:00 <steven> shads cam up son
19:32:00 <shadsam> nah bro
19:32:00 <BRAINZSPAGHETTI-circle> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FUKING b1RD AGAIN LUMEAH WELL SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YA LARD BIG FAT GLOBALLY 0 BRAINZSPAGETTI LEFT JUST PIG FAT LIQUID INSIDE SKULL BARINZ ?!?!
19:32:00 <shadsam> l8r
19:32:00 <shadsam> might call cops on him
19:32:00 <Lumeah> Needs it
19:33:00 <shadsam> he's farrrrrrrrrkem froied
19:33:00 <Lumeah> Making up shit again
19:35:00 <Lumeah> Lol misfit garadg
19:35:00 <Lumeah> Garadge
19:37:00 <volt> spaghetti dick
19:49:00 <Lumeah> Yeah exactly
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20:24:00 <shadsam> Lumeah i miss ya
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20:25:00 <Lumeah> Aww i here
20:25:00 <shadsam> miss ya hun
20:25:00 <shadsam> xo
20:25:00 <Lumeah> Aww hugs
20:25:00 <shadsam> hugs
20:26:00 <Lumeah> :)
20:26:00 <Lumeah> Where ya been.
20:29:00 <shadsam> hiding
20:29:00 <shadsam> lol
20:29:00 <shadsam> and mental home
20:29:00 <shadsam> holiday too
20:39:00 <Lumeah> Aqw
20:40:00 <Lumeah> Lol well.. Plenty of mental patients here
20:44:00 <Lumeah> To many drugs bro
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21:10:49 <volt> :)
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23:03:48 <SNASG-N> greetings to all :)
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23:09:35 <shadsam> lumeah?
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