// #nerdhacks — 2019-03-14
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00:00:00 <steven> lolll
00:14:00 <steven2> http://prntscr.com/mxb1d8
00:18:00 <tozza> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/R95L84II/IMG_8222.MP4
00:18:00 <tozza> daytona progress
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01:02:00 <hello> hello
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01:51:00 <hello> ?
02:25:00 <steven2> lololol
02:25:00 <tozza> :D
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07:56:00 <chris`> https://soundcloud.com/fisher69/lsd-bass-boosted-too-much-lols
07:56:00 <chris`> love sex dreams
07:56:00 <chris`> asap
07:56:00 <chris`> lols
08:06:00 <chris`> cunts deleted it
08:06:00 <chris`> dogs
10:09:00 <chris`> problem any one
10:09:00 <chris`> ??
10:09:00 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
10:10:00 <chris`> reverse engineering with a hexadecimal editor
10:10:00 <chris`> was my hobby as teenager
10:10:00 <chris`> lols
12:38:00 <smeagol> Smelly underpants
12:39:00 <smeagol> Fresh rap, at my desk, taking cats, taming lions, insane frying, my gun range next page, blessed angel, lessons are fatal, here comes fury, the deer hunter surely, smokes blunts filled with purity, this voodoo speech, teach your crew, judge and jury, funds and jewelry, this cunts on duty, this punk needs security, cops try to lure me, fuck you losers i must play the flute, a race to shoot, a taste of the fruit, chics chase me I'm cute, only if she's
12:41:00 <smeagol> Ahhh yes
12:41:00 <smeagol> Rap attack
12:42:00 <smeagol> Jajaja
15:53:00 <fauxy> ty
15:55:00 <steven2> ty
15:59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii
16:01:00 <fauxy> hi
16:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Sup sxc
16:22:00 <hello> .
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16:53:00 <hello> .
17:21:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user quit with message: [Client exited]
18:21:00 <hello> ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
19:50:00 <hello> hello
19:50:00 <hello> seaneer is a fuckhead
19:50:00 <MzMvp> hello is a loser
19:51:00 <hello> MzMvp is a man
19:51:00 <MzMvp> hello is a transgender pussy licking faggot
19:51:00 <hello> hairy fat man
19:52:00 <MzMvp> i know u r
19:53:00 <hello> i am
19:53:00 <hello> i am the man
20:00:00 <hello> nah im not going to fall for that one
20:07:00 <steven2> let em av it
20:08:00 <hello> seaneer is a fuckhead
20:09:00 <hello> hey seaner u fucking cunt!
20:14:00 <hello> yeah thats right
20:14:00 <hello> keep quiet'
20:16:00 <hello> yeah well i'll be waiting
20:22:00 <hello> thats right seaner u cunt'
20:32:00 <DGJ_467> LOVE U FAUXY GIRL
20:32:00 <DGJ_467> F U REST OF U WHEELCHAIR PEOPLE
20:39:00 <saralee> LOL
20:47:00 <smeagol> Underpants
20:48:00 <smeagol> Phaux get them tt'z out
20:48:00 <smeagol> Or
20:48:00 <smeagol> Pull your flaps over your head and act like a dimsim
20:49:00 <smeagol> Get me stiff bb
20:50:00 <smeagol> Where's Stephen dorkz
20:51:00 <saralee> underpance?
20:51:00 <smeagol> He's got em
20:51:00 <smeagol> Them underpants
20:52:00 <smeagol> Where's John Mc bum gravy
21:02:00 <hello> couleurs is a FUCKHEAD
21:03:00 <hello> FUCKKKKKHEADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
21:05:00 <hello> FUCKING DICKHEAD
21:08:00 <couleurs> `kick hello MAGGOT
21:09:00 <hello> u fucking DICKHEAD!!!
21:09:00 <hello> u think ur better than me
21:09:00 <hello> CUNT!!
21:10:00 <hello> i should go check on my dinner
21:12:00 <hello> oh look its bigMac
21:12:00 <hello> another faggot
21:12:00 <hello> sorry
21:13:00 <hello> hi bigMac sorry about that
21:13:00 <hello> sorry couleurs
21:13:00 <hello> seaner im sorry
21:13:00 <couleurs> that's ok hobbs u fucken maggot cunt
21:13:00 <hello> MzMvp i still think ur a man
21:13:00 <couleurs> : )
21:13:00 <hello> :-)
21:17:00 <hello> hello
21:18:00 <President_Trump> hello hello
21:19:00 <hello> hello
21:19:00 <President_Trump> hello hello
21:19:00 <Stiff> hello
21:19:00 <saralee> b1rd
21:19:00 <Stiff> can you hear meeeeeeee
21:20:00 <hello> what is going on von
21:20:00 <hello> !seen DoC
21:21:00 <hello> its Skirmish
21:21:00 <hello> hello Skirmish
21:22:00 <Skirmish> It is Skirmish.
21:23:00 <hello> hmm
21:23:00 <Skirmish> Checking in to see if the shed goblin was found drowned in a pool of vomit yet.
21:24:00 <hello> i will rip your fucking head off
21:24:00 <hello> not here
21:29:00 <steven> wow
21:29:00 <hello> ?
21:30:00 <Stiff> savage
21:31:00 <saralee> hello
21:32:00 <steven2> hi
21:33:00 <saralee> hello hello
21:34:00 <hello> hi
21:35:00 <President_Trump> quick cone
21:35:00 <hello> druggy
21:36:00 <hello> dunno how u can smoke that shit
21:36:00 <steven2> brb quick 2 ups
21:36:00 <President_Trump> just kidding i had heroin
21:37:00 <hello> arghhh thank fuk
21:37:00 <hello> nothing beats a good nod
21:37:00 <couleurs> he in recovery
21:37:00 <couleurs> only b1rd sh1t is around
21:38:00 <hello> im nodding off now
21:38:00 <couleurs> <+foighting> 10 k in me fat wallet bursting at the seams fuk im a gangster
21:43:00 <hello> dickhead
21:45:00 <President_Trump> hello hello
21:48:00 <hello> eat a dick
21:49:00 <President_Trump> anyone seen this guy around?? https://i.imgur.com/HvkGeX1.png
21:50:00 <Skirmish> It's Rosco the fatty slayer of Austnet!
21:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ohhhh
21:50:00 <Skirmish> I bet seeing the goblin on cam got you going, didn't it.
21:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1If it isn’t screeech face
21:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Oko will take over ausnet soon
21:51:00 <Skirmish> If he's not already ... he will be dead soon.
21:51:00 <Skirmish> Drowned in his own vomit.
21:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Wat u say
21:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Cam???
21:52:00 <hello> ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮
21:52:00 <steven2> he was on the radio today
21:52:00 <steven2> and jess has a boyfriend lololol
21:52:00 <hello> who is it
21:52:00 <President_Trump> im so far behind, just gunna watch the dinner partys
21:53:00 <steven2> hi en
21:54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How’s u 70s kitchen
21:54:00 <Skirmish> Dunno. Real Estate manages that house.
21:54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol sure
21:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1More liessssssz from screech face skirmish
21:56:00 <Skirmish> https://imgur.com/2HWCato
21:57:00 <Skirmish> Pong types like a Wong.
21:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U spastic
21:58:00 <Skirmish> That's why pongo holidays in poor asian countries. He is visiting relatives in local slums.
21:59:00 <President_Trump> are pong and skirmish enemies? i can never keep track
21:59:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. There are no enemies.
21:59:00 <President_Trump> pong whats happening with pell
22:00:00 <Skirmish> Unless you are breaker and you are having blood fueds with half the server.
22:02:00 <steven2> gayy
22:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pell is innocent!!!
22:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1God bless him
22:04:00 <Skirmish> Pell is innocent because pong was a willing participant!
22:04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Skirmish y are u so fat
22:05:00 <coolverine> ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
22:05:00 <couleurs> ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮
22:05:00 <Skirmish> Because every time I give your nanna a good time she cooks me a meal.
22:06:00 <Skirmish> Sometimes nanna is cooking me 3 meals a day.
22:06:00 <Skirmish> She's a good cook
22:06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Nah cause u live on poor ppl food
22:06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 199c bread and mackers
22:08:00 <steven2> thats what im doing
22:08:00 <steven2> fuking shit man
22:08:00 <steven2> all scripted
22:08:00 <steven2> worst season ever
22:08:00 <steven2> matthew will be on soon
22:08:00 <Skirmish> Your nanna likes a good macker.
22:09:00 <steven2> been waiting ages
22:09:00 <President_Trump> which matthew?
22:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol so does your wife that’s why she 500kg
22:09:00 <President_Trump> pong wishes he had drive car of the year
22:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1We seen her hand
22:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1It very fat
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Yer a 2016 hyandai
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol car of the gays
22:10:00 <Skirmish> 2017*
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1So u have a 14k car bet it on finance
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U poor sod
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Afterpay skirmish
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ur new name
22:12:00 <Skirmish> Excellent resale value on my 2017 Car of the Year. Well over $14k.
22:12:00 <Skirmish> Let's see what Redbook says.
22:12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong has 2 cars one is around 35k other is 50k
22:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Poor sod u own an old ladies car
22:13:00 <Skirmish> Where are the pictures of your cars pongo?
22:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U never on to show
22:13:00 <Skirmish> lol excuses.
22:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Almost forgot u exist
22:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Then remember u fat with 70s kitchen
22:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1And obese wife
22:14:00 <Skirmish> I just remember you root fat chicks on austnet and type like an asian.
22:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Nah all lies
22:17:00 <steven2> the guy with glasses
22:17:00 <Skirmish> $21-$23k private sale on my car of the year pongo. Hasn't even depreciated $5k since I bought it.
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Great resale. Hyundai premium motoring.
22:18:00 <steven2> http://prntscr.com/mx96i6
22:18:00 <Skirmish> I heard you bought a Great Wall with money your Nanna gave you pongo.
22:18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No straight men drive em
22:18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U a homo
22:19:00 <President_Trump> not the infamous matty best?
22:19:00 <Skirmish> You were angry about the great wall because you wanted a Mahindra.
22:24:00 <steven2> na
22:24:00 <steven2> mia
22:25:00 <steven2> http://prntscr.com/mx9ad8
22:26:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish any news on the shed goblin?
22:26:00 <Skirmish> Nothing but pong idolising him still.
22:26:00 <Skirmish> Drowned in a pool of his own vomit by the end of 2019. Mark my words.
22:27:00 <Skirmish> Not having a male role model growing up it explains why pongo sees the goblin as an idol. The dad he never had.
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Nanna did a good job raising little wong though. Let's not take anything away from that achievement.
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Even if it was awkward when little pong wong sync'd his period to his nannas.
22:31:00 <Skirmish> pong wong has gone quiet. Probably sending messages to the goblins mum asking him to get online.
22:31:00 <JH_58> well welll well look who we got here.... TDS mr Shitmish / SkirShit/The Dominos Shitter/The Shitter/THe ShitBoi/ShitOnLegs how are you son
22:31:00 <Skirmish> And right on queue here he is, the shed goblin himself.
22:32:00 <Skirmish> The bloke too fat to drive a commodore so he had to sell it.
22:32:00 <JH_58> hows the overtime rates at chubb security reception desk these days shitter\
22:35:00 <JH_58> well shitmish?
22:35:00 <JH_58> also hows the 1960s kitchen going is that going well to reheat those coupon cheap tuesday dominos pizzas?
22:39:00 <hello> fuk u
22:39:00 <couleurs> ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮
22:40:00 <steven2> lololol
22:40:00 <steven2> get on ezcapechat
22:41:00 <Skirmish> [21:56] <+Skirmish> https://imgur.com/2HWCato <--- Looks like a fairly modern kitchen to me. No more than 5yo I would say unless the kitchen was here before the house.
22:42:00 <hello> sure
22:42:00 <Skirmish> How is the shed with no windows going buddy?
22:42:00 <Skirmish> Still got that cheap lenovo laptop covered in shit?
22:42:00 <couleurs> coffee lols
22:42:00 <President_Trump> the shed is in better nick than that
22:43:00 <hello> jumping on therre now
22:43:00 <steven2> lololol
22:43:00 <JH_58> nah gave away the 6 grand lenovo and now got a 7 grand HP probook
22:43:00 <JH_58> sorry there shitmish/skirShit
22:45:00 <couleurs> typeing this on my 10 grand alienware kid glowin pink n purple
22:45:00 <couleurs> yea i'm a gamer
22:46:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ HP
22:46:00 <Skirmish> Jewish crap full of bloatware.
22:47:00 <Skirmish> Also, why did you pay nearly 4 times what it's worth?
22:47:00 <President_Trump> gog and magog said hp was shit
22:48:00 <Skirmish> Kustom or nothing.
22:49:00 <JH_58> oh so SkirShit/Shit On Legs you are also an Anti-Semite too ???? hahahhaha
22:49:00 <JH_58> now i've heard it all
22:50:00 <Skirmish> Well my international skype conference is about to begin. You all have a great night. LOL @ 7k HP laptop ... what a loser.
22:57:00 <JH_58> ya international skype conference - fkn gamer award nights some random country 1 way skype stream lols
22:57:00 <JH_58> god bless him
23:03:00 <fauxy> :(
23:03:00 <xm> werd up fauxy
23:03:00 <fauxy> been vomiting my guts out since 4pm
23:04:00 <xm> yikes
23:04:00 <DGJ_467> poor fauxy girl
23:04:00 <DGJ_467> :'(
23:04:00 <fauxy> Doctor gave me a wafer to sstop it and that kinda worked so I'm hoping no more
23:05:00 <steven2> :(
23:05:00 <chris`> hi
23:12:00 <chris`> coffee lols
23:19:00 <hello> hey seaner u fucking cunt
23:20:00 <hello> play a game of guess who
23:25:00 <hello> i will fucking kilk u cunt
23:27:00 <hello> u wanna play games u dog
23:28:00 <hello> im gonna rip ya fuckin head off cunt
23:31:00 <chris`> rang psych triage
23:32:00 <chris`> a mate tried kill himself month or more ago
23:32:00 <chris`> has ice junkie
23:32:00 <chris`> he wanted off his property
23:32:00 <chris`> back staying in his house
23:32:00 <chris`> the ice junkie deserves to be in jail
23:32:00 <chris`> for life
23:33:00 <chris`> so tommorow
23:33:00 <chris`> i call his chase manager
23:33:00 <chris`> ice junkie is like standover man
23:33:00 <chris`> if u do not do what he thinks is right
23:34:00 <chris`> he will bash u
23:34:00 <chris`> rang cops on the ice junkie today
23:34:00 <chris`> i hate drugs
23:35:00 <chris`> he sticking up for the ice junkie who was sqwauting on his land
23:35:00 <chris`> and smashed him and his window
23:35:00 <chris`> now his mum wont come home
23:36:00 <chris`> he going end up home less kicked out of mums home
23:36:00 <chris`> ppl selling poison should goto jail
23:37:00 <chris`> end of story
23:38:00 <chris`> cunt says hi is homeless
23:38:00 <chris`> the junkie
23:38:00 <chris`> how can u be homeless after 2 years
23:39:00 <chris`> do nt spend all your money on drugs
23:39:00 <chris`> and rent a place dickhead
23:42:00 <hello> cockhead
23:46:00 <President_Trump> quick re-heated slice dominos kustom supreme (TDS)
23:55:00 <steven2> CHRIS
23:55:00 <steven2> U NEED TO GET ON EZCAPE
23:55:00 <steven2> kiddddd
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