// #nerd — 2016-01-08
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19:10:34 <steven_> g'day
19:14:48 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Herb_Dean Sharni steven_
19:14:56 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Abortion bios BlackDevil
19:15:01 Mode: (by thestig) +v Thick_Dickens
20:03:28 Mode: (by steven_) +oo Thick_Dickens damian
20:47:53 <thestig> sarpppppp
20:48:18 <thestig> 2 more days then back to work
20:49:26 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9nh0ug
20:49:34 <steven_> good holiday?
20:49:46 <thestig> yhe lazy as fuck though
20:49:55 <thestig> just did stuff around the house
20:50:11 <thestig> that looks like a nice bit of meat
20:50:34 <steven_> not to bad!
20:50:34 <steven_> :P
20:50:39 <thestig> how is the new position treating you?
20:53:14 <steven_> yeah
20:53:21 <steven_> i feel good
20:53:24 <steven_> i feel fit
20:53:31 <steven_> i think im ready
20:53:39 <steven_> it broke me 1 year ago
20:53:48 <steven_> but im ready and recharged
20:53:56 <thestig> the job?
20:53:58 <steven_> yeah
20:54:05 <thestig> you can do it man
20:54:07 <steven_> in that 1 year
20:54:11 <steven_> it has claimed 6 people
20:54:15 <steven_> haha
20:54:19 <thestig> loll
20:54:38 <thestig> ive never asked but was it with boats or something
20:54:55 <steven_> boats?
20:55:01 <thestig> lol
20:55:03 <thestig> guess not
20:55:05 <steven_> just running a fucked up warehouse
20:55:08 <thestig> ah
20:55:26 <thestig> i thought you said they built boats once
20:55:28 <thestig> my bad
20:55:31 <steven_> ahhaa
20:55:34 <steven_> nar
20:55:48 <steven_> no one can do it
20:55:51 <steven_> they all break
20:55:53 <thestig> or porn star
20:56:11 <steven_> now they have extra person out there
20:56:16 <steven_> and people still cant do it
20:56:23 <steven_> so im doing it easy with another helper
20:56:33 <thestig> haha good
20:56:33 <steven_> not easy its hard as fuck
20:56:51 <steven_> but.. things still need to be sent out from 3 months ago
20:56:54 <steven_> like so far behind
20:56:59 <thestig> fucken hell
20:57:09 <steven_> i got it to 1 month in 1 and a bit weeks
20:57:11 <steven_> since i have had it
20:57:27 <steven_> when its up to date
20:57:27 <thestig> wow nice
20:57:30 <steven_> it will be good
20:57:38 <thestig> do they do parts
20:57:47 <steven_> its Labels
20:57:54 <steven_> like milk labels n shit
20:58:01 <steven_> brownes
20:58:03 <steven_> masters
20:58:07 <steven_> we do the stickers
20:58:09 <thestig> nice hard core factory
20:58:13 <steven_> yeh
20:58:15 <thestig> hard job
20:58:29 <thestig> cause i think production line can be mindless
20:58:54 <thestig> speaking from my own experience lol
21:00:46 <steven_> haha yeah
21:00:57 <steven_> this is like 4 machines pumping out labels
21:01:03 <steven_> bringing out pallets
21:01:07 <steven_> i have to count them
21:01:11 <steven_> give them location
21:01:14 <steven_> do paperwork
21:01:19 <steven_> put them in the system
21:01:23 <steven_> take them out the system
21:01:27 <steven_> ring a courier
21:01:41 <steven_> counting all day
21:01:53 <steven_> i must of sent out 30 jobs today
21:02:04 <steven_> i killed it
21:02:12 <thestig> fucken hell
21:02:49 <thestig> must be a fast production line
21:03:01 <thestig> i dont think i have worked anything that fast
21:09:21 <steven_> i use to work at aussie natural before there
21:09:26 <steven_> the water place
21:10:11 <thestig> i was do temp agency work for a while
21:10:17 <thestig> doing
21:10:28 <thestig> going around to all these factories
21:10:34 <thestig> was good
21:10:37 <steven_> ah yeh
21:10:54 <steven_> same kind of thing i done
21:10:59 <steven_> ended up at aussie natural
21:11:13 <steven_> then the old boss of my place was watching the production line
21:11:15 <steven_> seen me working
21:11:25 <steven_> when i was outside offered me a jov
21:11:26 <steven_> hahahaha
21:11:30 <steven_> cut throat
21:11:33 <thestig> haha nice
21:11:39 <thestig> and it paid off for him
21:11:55 <steven_> yeah they got some hard yakka from me
21:12:15 <steven_> like u can show me something 2 times
21:12:23 <steven_> and im good
21:12:47 <thestig> nice
21:12:48 <steven_> i know everything down stairs
21:13:01 <steven_> can run every machine there
21:13:10 <steven_> can do the despatch
21:13:10 <thestig> that is good man
21:13:12 <steven_> goods in out
21:13:16 <steven_> raw materials
21:13:18 <steven_> stock
21:13:19 <steven_> hahaha
21:13:28 <thestig> nice nice
21:13:31 <steven_> its fucked tho, because at one stage i was getting harrassed
21:13:36 <steven_> they were all lazy cunts
21:13:40 <steven_> 'steve can u help me'
21:13:43 <steven_> everyone
21:13:51 <thestig> fucken hell
21:13:53 <steven_> i broke my arm
21:13:59 <steven_> when i got back it was exactly the same
21:14:05 <steven_> i was like fuck off do it yourself
21:14:11 <thestig> haha
21:14:16 <thestig> they dont want to learn
21:14:35 <steven_> i got my mate a job there last week
21:14:47 <thestig> how is he going
21:14:51 <steven_> he is going good
21:14:57 <steven_> he is on nightshift next week
21:15:08 <steven_> i got him a job about a year ago
21:15:18 <steven_> but he left
21:15:23 <thestig> aww shit
21:15:27 <thestig> now he back haha
21:15:28 <steven_> he had a fight with the production manager
21:15:40 <steven_> the production manager was a hard cunt
21:15:43 <steven_> stand over
21:16:07 <steven_> like he would tell you what you doing and not doing call you a useless cunt
21:16:10 <steven_> the works
21:16:12 <steven_> he was a bully
21:16:17 <steven_> irish
21:16:30 <thestig> worked in the olden days
21:16:33 <thestig> not now though
21:16:34 <steven_> he sure did
21:16:54 <steven_> haha
21:16:59 <steven_> he said something to my mate
21:17:14 <steven_> so my mate done it
21:17:37 <steven_> then the production manager got in trouble so he blamed my mate
21:17:42 <steven_> my mate is like, you told me to tho
21:17:45 <thestig> ah fuck
21:17:49 <steven_> then he was like 'no i didnt'
21:17:56 <thestig> wow what a cunt
21:18:03 <steven_> my mate was like 'cya later i dont have to put up with your shit'
21:18:13 <thestig> fair enuff man
21:18:14 <steven_> but he would be like 'you do this one next'
21:18:21 <steven_> and if you say this one is more important
21:18:23 <steven_> he will be like
21:18:32 <steven_> 'PUT THAT FUCKING JOB ON'
21:18:34 <steven_> go off
21:18:42 <thestig> is he still there?
21:18:44 <steven_> nuh
21:18:48 <steven_> i almost bashed him
21:18:56 <steven_> i made him walk backwards
21:19:03 <thestig> hahaha
21:19:07 <steven_> i was doing a delivery
21:19:11 <steven_> for the company
21:19:18 <steven_> when i got back i need to unload some shit
21:19:21 <steven_> so i pulled in the driveway
21:19:25 <steven_> unloaded
21:19:31 <steven_> ran up stair took up paperwork
21:19:36 <steven_> came back down
21:19:42 <steven_> and some cunt had hit my car with a pallet
21:19:48 <steven_> big red line across my bumper
21:19:51 <steven_> so i told him
21:19:54 <steven_> he is like
21:20:02 <steven_> 'I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR CAR FUCK OFF!'
21:20:04 <steven_> ahhaaha
21:20:11 <steven_> i dont give a fuck if i get sacked or whatver
21:20:13 <steven_> everyone knows this
21:20:21 <steven_> i said to him
21:20:38 <steven_> "what cunt, walked towards him and he started walking backwards
21:20:40 <steven_> hahaahah
21:20:49 <steven_> i got right in his irish face
21:20:50 <thestig> hahahahah he sounds like a real loose cunt
21:20:59 <steven_> and he said 'ILL PAY FOR YA FUCKING CAR JUST FUCK OFF'
21:21:05 <steven_> i got called into the office
21:21:13 <steven_> later on that day
21:21:18 <steven_> he is like sit down
21:21:20 <steven_> sat down
21:21:24 <steven_> he stood over me
21:21:30 <steven_> doors where closed
21:21:41 <steven_> bent down yelled in my ear
21:21:47 <steven_> "DONT EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN"
21:21:49 <steven_> going off
21:21:53 <thestig> wtff
21:21:54 <steven_> you wont have a job
21:21:57 <steven_> i jumped up
21:22:03 <steven_> and said i dont give a fuck ill leave now cunt
21:22:06 <steven_> just went off at him
21:22:09 <steven_> and then he was like
21:22:15 <steven_> 'u mean the world to me steve'
21:22:20 <steven_> went true shitty bum
21:22:21 <steven_> hahaahaha
21:22:21 <thestig> whatttttt
21:22:24 <thestig> hahhahahaha
21:22:31 <thestig> thats fucking weird man
21:22:34 <steven_> then i fucked up a job
21:22:38 <steven_> about 1 month later
21:22:44 <steven_> and he is talking to this girl as im walking up
21:22:46 <steven_> and he is like
21:22:55 <steven_> 'HE IS DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE'
21:23:03 <steven_> i was like 'i dont give a shit mate'
21:23:09 <steven_> 2 months later he is gone
21:23:10 <steven_> lol
21:23:13 <steven_> i out done him
21:23:16 <thestig> haha
21:23:23 <thestig> we all make mistakes
21:23:29 <thestig> god knows ive made a few
21:23:33 <steven_> meeting up with him on sunday
21:23:35 <steven_> lololololol
21:23:43 <thestig> hahha
21:23:46 <thestig> new job?
21:23:51 <steven_> yeh he has a new one
21:23:56 <steven_> because so many people have been made redundantt
21:24:12 <steven_> they are having a gathering of all old staff
21:24:22 <steven_> so he will be there
21:24:39 <steven_> he would go to the pub at lunchtime
21:24:42 <steven_> i dont know what he done
21:24:47 <steven_> but he had been there 27 yrs
21:24:49 <steven_> or somthing
21:24:57 <steven_> he done something wrong
21:24:58 <steven_> ahhaahaha
21:25:08 <thestig> loll
21:25:15 <steven_> i think he was getting all the copper and shit and selling it
21:25:18 <steven_> keeping the money
21:25:46 <thestig> yeh true everyone loves the copper
21:26:12 <steven_> all adds up after a while
21:26:27 <steven_> i remember coming down beecboro road
21:26:44 <steven_> had a tonne of copper in the boot and backseat
21:26:49 <steven_> along with full carload
21:26:59 <steven_> shitty little corolla
21:27:01 <steven_> or somthing
21:27:07 <steven_> 100k's
21:27:11 <steven_> hit a kangaroo
21:27:17 <thestig> fuckkk
21:27:17 <steven_> imagine the impact
21:27:21 <steven_> all the weight
21:27:24 <thestig> yeh
21:27:29 <steven_> splattered it
21:27:32 <steven_> but the thing was
21:27:46 <steven_> there was a truck coming the otherway
21:28:01 <steven_> and the kangaroo jumped out infront of us
21:28:11 <steven_> but it jumped into the side of the truck
21:28:21 <steven_> then we hit it on the rebound
21:28:23 <thestig> dam
21:28:30 <steven_> K.O'
21:28:31 <thestig> did it do much damage to the ruck
21:28:37 <steven_> truck kept goin
21:28:41 <steven_> dont even think he noticed
21:28:48 <steven_> smashed our guard in
21:28:48 <thestig> haha probably not
21:28:58 <steven_> and smashed headlight
21:29:12 <steven_> emma was with us
21:29:13 <steven_> she went off
21:29:20 <steven_> wanted us to go back and see if it was dead
21:29:24 <steven_> make sure it wasnt in pain
21:29:31 <steven_> i was like 'im pretty sure that cunt is dead'
21:29:31 <thestig> lol
21:29:58 <thestig> i only swerve for bulls or cows now
21:32:20 <thestig> ive been lucky enough not to hit a big roo though
21:32:41 <steven_> emma got one not so long again
21:32:44 <thestig> i hit a lil roo in a 4wd and its head went DINK against the bull bar
21:32:52 <steven_> hahaha
21:32:53 <thestig> the noise it made i couldnt stop laughing
21:33:15 <steven_> when emma hit a kangaroo
21:33:18 <steven_> jaydon was in the car
21:33:20 <steven_> he was like
21:33:24 <steven_> 'KILL YOURSELF MUM'
21:33:28 <thestig> wtf
21:33:29 <thestig> haha
21:33:41 <steven_> he went off
21:33:44 <steven_> ahhaahaha
21:33:47 <thestig> wow hahahaha
21:33:50 <steven_> 'why did you hit the kangaroo'
21:34:14 <thestig> loll
21:35:56 <thestig> how old was he
21:36:01 <thestig> kids too smart these days
21:36:50 <steven_> haha uhh, about 7 i think
21:36:57 <steven_> haha
21:37:00 <steven_> was funny tho
21:37:01 <thestig> haha
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22:19:59 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 110 points in channel #nerdhacks !
22:21:13 <thestig> !slot
22:21:22 <thestig> turn it on in here :P
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22:26:48 <thestig> !slos
22:26:52 <thestig> !slots
22:26:53 <thestig> !slot
22:26:54 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 203 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:26:54 <Herb_Dean> COAL APPLE ORANGE ::: thestig lost
22:27:03 <thestig> !slot
22:27:04 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 204 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:04 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY APPLE STRAWBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:27:08 <thestig> !slot
22:27:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 205 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:09 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE PLUM ORANGE ::: thestig lost
22:27:14 <thestig> !slot
22:27:14 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 206 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:14 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY PLUM STRAWBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:27:20 <thestig> so closeeeee
22:27:45 <thestig> !slot
22:27:46 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 207 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:46 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY COAL BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:27:51 <thestig> !slot
22:27:51 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 208 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:51 <Herb_Dean> WEED BELL STRAWBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:27:56 <thestig> !slot
22:27:57 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 209 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:27:57 <Herb_Dean> APPLE BELL WEED ::: thestig lost
22:28:09 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:28:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 210 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:28:10 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY ORANGE BELL ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:28:12 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:29:05 <thestig> !slot
22:29:06 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 212 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:29:06 <Herb_Dean> COAL ORANGE ORANGE ::: thestig lost
22:29:11 <thestig> CMON
22:37:08 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:37:08 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:37:08 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 222 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:37:09 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE
22:37:09 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE WEED
22:37:09 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE WEED CHERRY
22:37:09 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE WEED CHERRY ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:37:51 <thestig> wtf
22:38:00 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:38:00 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS You have to wait 9 seconds before playing again.
22:38:03 <thestig> !slot
22:38:04 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:38:04 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 223 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:38:04 <Herb_Dean> COAL
22:38:04 <Herb_Dean> COAL COAL
22:38:04 <Herb_Dean> COAL COAL BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:38:26 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> thats ok or nuh
22:38:27 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:38:27 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:38:28 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 224 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:38:28 <Herb_Dean> WEED
22:38:28 <Herb_Dean> WEED BLUEBERRY
22:38:28 <Herb_Dean> WEED BLUEBERRY ORANGE ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:38:50 <thestig> thats ok
22:39:02 <thestig> maybe better with less lines so u dont get flooded off
22:39:06 <thestig> !slot
22:39:06 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:39:06 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 225 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:39:06 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY
22:39:06 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY STRAWBERRY
22:39:06 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:39:12 <thestig> fufuufufufuf
22:39:28 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> it will be hard to flood off
22:39:32 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> need a few bots to do it
22:39:58 <thestig> ah cool
22:43:37 Mode: (by thestig) +oo AsSyRiAn_KiNgS Herb_Dean
22:43:59 <thestig> !slot
22:44:00 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 19 seconds before playing again.
22:44:29 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:44:29 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS You have to wait 14 seconds before playing again.
22:55:03 Nick: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS is now known as steven_
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23:00:31 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 243 points in channel #nerdhacks !
23:02:39 <steven_> haha
23:03:11 <thestig> :(
23:03:12 <thestig> !slot
23:03:13 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:03:13 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 202 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:03:13 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSPUSSY JENSCUMBUCKET ::: thestig lost
23:04:15 <thestig> im up to 7000 words lol
23:04:36 <thestig> if plivent stopped changing his name i think he would be at 35k
23:04:41 <steven_> hahahhhahaa
23:04:45 <steven_> hewould be well ahead
23:25:34 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! Sharni just won 226 points in channel #nerdhacks !
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