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15:58:00 <e|f> lul
15:59:00 <e|f> change the about to above ;x
15:59:00 <Devil45> i was trying to get ChanOP to say it but it didnt work
15:59:00 <e|f> how r ya
15:59:00 <Devil45> tired
15:59:00 <Devil45> ive seen users make chanop speak
15:59:00 <Devil45> users with access *
15:59:00 <e|f> /chanop help
15:59:00 <Devil45> i cant remember the command
16:00:00 <e|f> ^
16:00:00 <Devil45> and bonny isnt around
16:00:00 <Devil45> and ive not been here for a couple days
16:00:00 <e|f> yeah, looks like ya need axezz to do it but if ya do, presumably the command could be found via that
16:01:00 <Devil45> i dont plan to do it in melb room
16:01:00 <e|f> ok
16:01:00 <Devil45> because you-know-who is there
16:01:00 <e|f> yup
16:01:00 <e|f> Lord Voldemort is there, somewhere
16:01:00 <Devil45> whats he gonna do now that biden is president?
16:02:00 <Devil45> old trumpy
16:02:00 <e|f> he had that nick before Trump was elected, so perhaps he is psychic
16:03:00 <Devil45> this is only a guess, but i suspect twistedblister42 is hellfury. i could be wrong of course.
16:03:00 <Devil45> mirc ident = acidrayne
16:03:00 <e|f> well spotted
16:03:00 <Devil45> i noticed it in horseracing
16:03:00 <e|f> i think you are correct
16:03:00 <Devil45> she rage quit after blowing up at damian
16:04:00 <e|f> mm
16:04:00 <Devil45> thats why i got the irchr manager position. she told grem to give the job to someone else. so he did.
16:04:00 <e|f> (y)
16:05:00 <Devil45> i think she may be hiding from trumpy
16:05:00 <Devil45> the /whois works wonders
16:05:00 <Devil45> i wont go back in the sydney room because of sutekh
16:06:00 <e|f> those with oper here would probably be able to pinpoint it from the user's ip address, but as i recall she used AcidRayne as an ident. but she didn't count on your sleuthing skills
16:06:00 <Devil45> its not a secret
16:06:00 <Devil45> i already knew shes the only one with that ident
16:06:00 <Devil45> but remember there have been bots stealing idents
16:06:00 <e|f> mm
16:06:00 <Devil45> pretending to be users.
16:07:00 <e|f> i lost my ops in sydney after the channel changed owners
16:07:00 <Devil45> i lost that when sutekh dropped me
16:07:00 <e|f> i still cry about it sometimes ;p
16:07:00 <Devil45> before xmas 2018
16:07:00 <Devil45> hence this room.
16:07:00 <Devil45> and i blamed exo
16:07:00 <e|f> some of the channels here were registered over twenty years ago
16:08:00 <Devil45> turns out he didnt do it
16:08:00 <Devil45> so who owns the sydney room now? exo?
16:08:00 <Devil45> or someone else?
16:08:00 <e|f> i dunno
16:09:00 <e|f> he's the oracle here
16:09:00 <Devil45> glenns been keeping an eye on his project
16:09:00 <Devil45> (trumpy)
16:09:00 <Devil45> and busy with life
16:09:00 <e|f> yeah
16:09:00 <Devil45> i been listening to youtube - theres a bunch of CBSRMT on there
16:10:00 <e|f> i don't even know how or why the channel changed owners
16:10:00 <Devil45> thats radio mystery theater
16:10:00 <Devil45> stories from the 70s
16:10:00 <e|f> maybe Exo et al got bored with it in favour of Discord
16:10:00 <Devil45> and suspense
16:10:00 <Devil45> especially agnes moorehead (before she was known as endora in bewitched)
16:11:00 <e|f> why chat on IRC when Discord provides a better way to exchange pornography and gossip
16:11:00 <e|f> ;p
16:11:00 <Devil45> er
16:11:00 <Devil45> i avoid discord
16:11:00 <Devil45> had too much hassle signing in
16:11:00 <e|f> yeah well, Exo has a channel there
16:11:00 <Devil45> he dropped it
16:12:00 <e|f> oh
16:12:00 <Devil45> when i was part of the deal
16:12:00 <Devil45> i dont know if he started it back up again
16:12:00 <e|f> Bored Aussies or something, that was what it was called
16:12:00 <Devil45> and i dont like the captcha
16:12:00 <Devil45> buses
16:12:00 <Devil45> gtfo with it
16:12:00 <Devil45> spot the traffic lights. get outta here.
16:13:00 <Devil45> those image captchas are too hard
16:13:00 <e|f> i was on there for a bit, didn't really like the interface. all they were doing was exchanging pics on cars, adult content, video chatting, pics on food
16:13:00 <e|f> stuff like that
16:13:00 <Devil45> it wouldnt be discord without porn so im told
16:13:00 <Devil45> since porn isnt allowed on facebook
16:14:00 <e|f> all these boffins at NASA go to the trouble to develop things like Discord, and all the average user uses it for is for spreading porn, memes, making fart sounds into their microphones
16:19:00 <e|f> so if ya like juvenile adventures, it may be for you
16:19:00 <e|f> but i think you're above that ;x
16:21:00 <Devil45> im not into porn
16:21:00 <Devil45> well i was when i was a teenager
16:21:00 <Devil45> as for fart noises.. well that is immature
16:21:00 <Devil45> memes - i did some to annoy oko and trump :P
16:23:00 <e|f> ;D
16:23:00 <e|f> i think porn is great insofar as making prudent people rich
16:24:00 <e|f> there was this thing on the TV a few weeks ago, young chick (gorgeous)
16:24:00 <e|f> all she was doing was acting on a webcam site
16:24:00 <e|f> people pay to see her take off her clothes
16:24:00 <e|f> she was making millions of dollars from that
16:25:00 <Devil45> time she got a real job
16:25:00 <Devil45> instead of being a social media queen
16:25:00 <Devil45> or youtube star
16:25:00 <e|f> but yeah, if they take it too far with sex acts - they've debased themselves and have ruined a number of opportunities for their lives
16:25:00 <e|f> she was smart
16:25:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt pay to see her.
16:26:00 <e|f> nor would i
16:26:00 <Devil45> she probably has fakes
16:26:00 <Devil45> wife says "fake boobs and fake brain to match" about bimbos on webcam sites.
16:26:00 <e|f> marilyn monroe would be a billionaire if she were born in this era
16:26:00 <e|f> it all started with her
16:26:00 <Devil45> that is true
16:27:00 <Devil45> she started the steamy screen stuff
16:27:00 <e|f> yup
16:27:00 <e|f> the eponymous sex symbol
16:27:00 <e|f> haaaaaaapppppppy birthday mr president
16:28:00 <Devil45> some like it hot - a movie and song title but not necessarily about the same subject.
16:28:00 <Devil45> in the case of the movie - already mentioned marilyn monroe
16:29:00 <Devil45> and the story behind that was to do mainly with jazz music - play it "hot" - in the case of the song from 1985 - that is about sex and the video features a transgender woman
16:29:00 <Devil45> useless trivia from the amiright site
16:30:00 <e|f> mhm
16:31:00 <e|f> sex is always gonna pervade the media
16:32:00 <e|f> just the way most people are - mention sex and they're all ears
16:32:00 <e|f> so yeah...... veronika zemanova
16:33:00 <e|f> ;D
16:33:00 <e|f> (i had to throw her into my chat at some point)
16:33:00 <e|f> sorry, not sorry
16:35:00 <e|f> this lappy i'm on now, i thought it died
16:35:00 <e|f> did a windows update and it shit itself
16:36:00 <e|f> so i did loads of diagnostics, everything fine
16:36:00 <e|f> turns out it was just overheated
16:36:00 <e|f> thought i might have fried the SSD HDD
16:36:00 <Devil45> pervade or pervert?
16:36:00 <e|f> but yeah, let it cool down and it's fine
16:37:00 <e|f> when hot it won't pick up the SSD and boot to Windose
16:37:00 <Devil45> just reading up on mercedes mccambridge
16:37:00 <Devil45> you may recall her as the demon voice in the exorcist movie
16:37:00 <e|f> haha, pervade or pervert - either word is accurate
16:38:00 <e|f> ah yep, exorcist
16:38:00 <e|f> theme music is Tubular Bells by Oldfield
16:38:00 <Devil45> she always sounded old in radio plays
16:38:00 <Devil45> thats from smoking and drinking
16:38:00 <Devil45> yet - she died some years ago of ...
16:38:00 <e|f> that song made Richard Branson rich after they played it on the radio
16:38:00 <Devil45> ... natural causes
16:38:00 <Devil45> not cancer.
16:38:00 <e|f> yea
16:39:00 <Devil45> she was 87
16:39:00 <Devil45> yet vera lynn
16:39:00 <e|f> then Oldfield became a recluse, disappeared
16:39:00 <Devil45> known for her songs and the fact she lived through TWO world wars died aged 103
16:39:00 <e|f> genetics is mostly why people live a long time ;D
16:40:00 <Devil45> vera passed last year
16:40:00 <Devil45> so yea. life can be long or short.
16:40:00 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment
16:40:00 <e|f> start drinking port wine and rubbing olive oil into your skin religiously
16:40:00 <e|f> !
16:41:00 <Devil45> who is that?
16:41:00 <Devil45> and dont make the joke " i dream of jeanne "
16:42:00 <e|f> oldest woman (rip) on record
16:42:00 <e|f> 126 years
16:42:00 <Devil45> 122 years
16:42:00 <Devil45> and some days
16:42:00 <e|f> ah yeah, 122
16:43:00 <e|f> if someone told me conclusively i was gonna live that long, i'd go set up a bank account with compound interest
16:43:00 <e|f> ;D
16:44:00 <e|f> just leave it there accumulating interest for eighty years or whatever
16:51:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfKEMV74mo <-mercedes in a non-demon radio role
16:51:00 <e|f> *click*
16:52:00 <e|f> ah yep
16:52:00 <Devil45> theres heaps of those
16:54:00 <e|f> are you gonna watch dancing with the stars?
16:55:00 <e|f> gorgeous Bec Hewitt (Llayton's wife) is back
16:55:00 <e|f> and they've slapped Chapelle Corby in there too
16:56:00 <Devil45> you know i dont watch reality tv
16:56:00 <e|f> ;x
16:57:00 <Devil45> i avoided on purpose "im a celebrity"
16:57:00 <Devil45> because thats crap
16:57:00 <e|f> yeh
16:57:00 <Devil45> i read somewhere 80s pop singer tiffany was on that show
16:57:00 <e|f> yea, they have B and C list celebrity types cruising through
16:58:00 <Devil45> more like d list
16:58:00 <e|f> Chapelle was on that military show, what's it called
16:58:00 <e|f> SAS or whatever
16:58:00 <Devil45> and in the case of julia morris - a ddd type
16:58:00 <e|f> lol
16:58:00 <Devil45> god shes hideous
16:58:00 <Devil45> morris that is
16:58:00 <Devil45> not sure about corby
16:58:00 <e|f> mm
16:59:00 <Devil45> if its schappelle the same one who was in jail years ago looks like shes out now.
16:59:00 <Devil45> hope she learned
16:59:00 <e|f> yeah
16:59:00 <Devil45> not to trust anyone
16:59:00 <Devil45> with bags
16:59:00 <e|f> she got busted for allegedly smuggling dope into bali or whatever
16:59:00 <Devil45> thats where she ended up
16:59:00 <Devil45> in 2004
16:59:00 <e|f> did like 10+ years jail
16:59:00 <Devil45> maybe she got out for good behaviour
17:00:00 <Devil45> its possible
17:00:00 <Devil45> and indonesia banned her from re-entering
17:00:00 <e|f> got out and got celeb status, wrote a book, appeared on tv
17:00:00 <Devil45> but only a possibility
17:00:00 <e|f> i wouldn't even travel to those places to begin with
17:00:00 <e|f> nothing there for me
17:00:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt go to bali even it was a prize and all expenses paid
17:01:00 <e|f> yeah
17:01:00 <Devil45> the reason? corby being one, but also the bali nine (the bombing of 2002)
17:01:00 <e|f> it would be a pandora's box for a typical aussie, for sure
17:01:00 <Devil45> corby was dumb
17:01:00 <Devil45> and got caught
17:01:00 <Devil45> but so were the bali nine
17:01:00 <Devil45> and only some were busted
17:02:00 <e|f> i dunno if she actually was guilty or whatever, but whatever
17:02:00 <Devil45> one of those idiots laughed in court
17:02:00 <e|f> was that the bombing ?
17:02:00 <Devil45> yea
17:02:00 <Devil45> he was one of them
17:02:00 <e|f> oh yea
17:02:00 <e|f> awful
17:02:00 <Devil45> over 80 people killed and hes smiling
17:03:00 <e|f> ;x
17:03:00 <Devil45> he makes martin bryant look like ghandi
17:03:00 <Devil45> and bryant shot more people in port arthur in 1996 including kids
17:03:00 <e|f> i visited tassie where he shot up
17:03:00 <Devil45> he actually shot 2 kids at close range
17:03:00 <Devil45> sooo bryant is in jail for life
17:04:00 <e|f> then johnny howard changed all the laws to make us un-america
17:04:00 <Devil45> and that incident is partly why howard at the time introduced gun laws
17:04:00 <e|f> i don't think i'd own a gun if i could - what if i accidentally shot someone i love
17:04:00 <e|f> couldn't live with myself
17:05:00 <Devil45> even if you legally owned one - youd probably hate doing so
17:05:00 <Devil45> some folks are like that
17:05:00 <Devil45> and theres always a risk someone else could take it off you
17:05:00 <Devil45> and use it in a crime or against you
17:05:00 <e|f> think i hear an intruder late at night, pull out my pistol, bang, turn lights on... i've shot a family member...
17:06:00 <Devil45> or the dog
17:06:00 <Devil45> if there is one
17:06:00 <e|f> i'd rather get beaten up or badly hurt
17:06:00 <e|f> at least then there is a possible recourse
17:06:00 <Devil45> not worth going to jail or dying for
17:07:00 <Devil45> now im sure twistedblister is rosh
17:07:00 <e|f> mm
17:07:00 <Devil45> but wont say so in case certain "ears" catch on
17:07:00 <e|f> ;x
17:07:00 <Devil45> dont need a troll-fest again
17:08:00 <Devil45> when she left last time there were no trolls
17:08:00 <e|f> making split second decisions - with things like weapons -- is not my MO
17:08:00 <e|f> i think things through
17:08:00 <Devil45> i dont either
17:08:00 <Devil45> i dont need a weapon to solve a problem
17:08:00 <e|f> (y)
17:09:00 <Devil45> now if i was in the military where they exercise discipline and weapons management - different story
17:09:00 <Devil45> because that would be controlled
17:09:00 <Devil45> on the street - no way
17:10:00 <e|f> most of the young guys who go into the army think they aren't going to get hurt
17:10:00 <e|f> that's a common thing
17:10:00 <e|f> "i'm invincible"
17:10:00 <Devil45> yea right
17:10:00 <Devil45> they soon discover how wrong they are
17:10:00 <Devil45> some do anyway
17:10:00 <e|f> they just get used and abused by the system they're too young to understand
17:11:00 <Devil45> a few believe the army may "educate" them and follow through - graduating with honours and so on
17:11:00 <Devil45> but its no picnic
17:11:00 <Devil45> "the army makes a man of you"
17:11:00 <e|f> have you seen the entrance exams for things like the army ?
17:11:00 <Devil45> ive heard of them... they are very strict
17:11:00 <e|f> they are also very simplistic
17:11:00 <Devil45> and the medical
17:11:00 <e|f> basic math and english
17:12:00 <Devil45> you gotta pass that to be considered for duty
17:12:00 <e|f> yup
17:12:00 <Devil45> otherwise what use would you be
17:12:00 <Devil45> soo its not just the written exams but the practical and medical
17:12:00 <Devil45> you must pass all them
17:12:00 <e|f> a lot of them get burned out, end up on a $1,400 fortnightly pension
17:12:00 <Devil45> you get field tests
17:12:00 <Devil45> combat training and so on
17:12:00 <e|f> yep
17:13:00 <Devil45> others get training in communications - such as radio
17:13:00 <Devil45> some become drill sergeants
17:13:00 <Devil45> others fail
17:13:00 <e|f> hardly any of them make it to the top rank, Field Marshall or whatever, as it simply takes too long
17:14:00 <e|f> but they won't send the seniors out into the danger as they've spent too much money on them
17:14:00 <e|f> grunt work
17:14:00 <Devil45> thats why top ranking officials seem to do very little
17:14:00 <Devil45> because of seniority
17:14:00 <e|f> yeah
17:14:00 <Devil45> sounds to me like they are pulling rank
17:14:00 <Devil45> "im senior officer here..." and so on
17:15:00 <e|f> i'm not a big fan of the whole thing, as you can tell
17:15:00 <Devil45> well im not into the army but know that without it we are screwed if another country starts shit
17:15:00 <e|f> it's a necessity
17:15:00 <Devil45> i dont mean usa - we got an alliance with them
17:15:00 <Devil45> but say, iraq
17:15:00 <Devil45> if they start shit our defence force has to be ready
17:16:00 <Devil45> to fight alongside the americans
17:16:00 <e|f> yeh
17:16:00 <Devil45> just as our troops did 30 years ago in operation desert storm
17:16:00 <Devil45> the gulf war
17:16:00 <Devil45> they say 'serving your country is something to be proud of and admired"
17:16:00 <Devil45> and it is
17:17:00 <e|f> i wouldn't do it unless forced
17:17:00 <Devil45> and mandatory conscription no longer exists
17:17:00 <Devil45> they cant force you unless they change the law
17:17:00 <e|f> violence ain't my thing
17:17:00 <Devil45> and that hasnt happened in over 40 years
17:17:00 <e|f> yeah
17:18:00 <e|f> conscription
17:18:00 <Devil45> they did raise the smoking age to 18 and lowered the voting age from 21 but forced or mandatory enlistment for the army in this country has not been in effect since ive been alive - and thats over 50 years
17:18:00 <e|f> a lot of good young men who risked their lives for... what?
17:19:00 <e|f> way i see it
17:19:00 <Devil45> shitty but important in some cases
17:19:00 <Devil45> they are defending a cause (and country)
17:19:00 <e|f> Hitler wanted more stolen art so thousands of people died
17:19:00 <Devil45> in the old days the saying was something like "you gotta fight to protect whats yours"
17:20:00 <Devil45> interestingly hitler died shortly after ww2 ended
17:20:00 <Devil45> just as well too since he ordered the execution of millions of jews during his regime
17:22:00 <e|f> yeah
17:23:00 <Devil45> im certain its rosh
17:23:00 <Devil45> she calls broke every race
17:23:00 <Devil45> but i wouldnt be horseracing helper whatever if it wasnt for her
17:23:00 <Devil45> mmmm i just realized.
17:23:00 <Devil45> i havent eaten
17:25:00 <e|f> go eat a filet migion steak then
17:25:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGklgqaDtYw <- classic song for elf
17:25:00 <Devil45> in stereo too :D
17:25:00 <e|f> ;p
17:27:00 <e|f> hardly any shops open today
17:28:00 <e|f> i should eat soon, too
17:28:00 <e|f> then watch some silly tv
17:28:00 <e|f> go to bed annnnnnnd tomorrow is another day
17:31:00 <Devil45> i dont watch much tv nowadays.
17:33:00 <e|f> yeah, not much to watch
17:33:00 <Devil45> except judge judy and even thats lost its magic
17:34:00 <e|f> kangaroo court
17:35:00 <Devil45> well it isnt the same in recent months since they got rid of the gallery
17:35:00 <Devil45> not sure if ten is still airing pre-covid episodes
17:35:00 <Devil45> but after that time, the space behind the litigants is now bare
17:35:00 <e|f> small claims shit
17:36:00 <e|f> my dog attacked your dog
17:36:00 <e|f> stuff like that, eh
17:36:00 <Devil45> and with the peoples court - you now see clips of judge milian via a flat screen
17:36:00 <Devil45> instead of her actually being there
17:36:00 <Devil45> and divorce court - all the gallery are video screens instead of actually there
17:36:00 <Devil45> so now it sucks
17:37:00 <e|f> yeh
17:37:00 <Devil45> but gimme classic judge judy
17:37:00 <e|f> what about jerry springer ;p
17:37:00 <Devil45> with dumb defendants "the money was a gift"
17:37:00 <Devil45> jerry springer - i got the uncut dvd
17:37:00 <Devil45> features highlights of classic episodes with the brussels font style and fights
17:37:00 <e|f> springer was good for shock value back in the day
17:38:00 <Devil45> the word "springer" was a font style - brussels i believe
17:38:00 <Devil45> jerry was block caps
17:38:00 <Devil45> remember that with the teal/brown stage?
17:39:00 <e|f> yup
17:39:00 <Devil45> those were the fight episodes
17:39:00 <e|f> my favourite bit was springer's final thought
17:39:00 <Devil45> klan
17:39:00 <e|f> bbiab
17:39:00 <Devil45> lesbians
18:00:00 <e|f> ok i've eaten, now i'll chill out for a bit
18:05:00 <e|f> do the washing up... play my day tomorrow... go to bed
18:06:00 <e|f> elf life ;x
18:06:00 <e|f> s/play/plan/
18:09:00 <Devil45> the old days when tv aired a test pattern