// #mature`18+ — 2020-11-20
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13:52:00 <HellFury> gots you a laugh Devil
13:52:00 <HellFury> i found some old logs the other day
13:52:00 <HellFury> https://pastebin.com/BPeAuy9j
14:23:00 <HellFury> greymax is trying to talk to you
14:23:00 <Devil45> virtual lockdown ;p
14:24:00 <Devil45> helps if i login to the bot
14:24:00 <Devil45> 6 day forced restriction.
14:24:00 <HellFury> sucks
14:24:00 <Devil45> and i got the shock of my life this morning when i went to woolies
14:25:00 <Devil45> everyone (including customers) had masks
14:25:00 <HellFury> ah
14:25:00 <Devil45> when i got to the register i said to the woman "whats with the bloody masks?"
14:25:00 <HellFury> i need to head there in a few
14:26:00 <Devil45> i didnt know about this (came into effect yesterday)
14:26:00 <Devil45> thats gonna fuck me right up
14:26:00 <HellFury> um so
14:27:00 <Devil45> well at least for a week or so.
14:27:00 <HellFury> you might want to talk to greymax coz we got a issue with too many horses running and none of ours running
14:27:00 <Devil45> fuck i hate steve marshall right now
14:29:00 <Devil45> but we shall see (im always told i need a break) but i like being busy
14:32:00 <Devil45> because damian messed up things with the bot its put me off
14:32:00 <HellFury> yeah we know
14:32:00 <HellFury> but we are just the players/helpers/manager
14:32:00 <Devil45> yea
14:32:00 <HellFury> gotta have to go with him
14:32:00 <Devil45> i cant undermine him either
14:33:00 <Devil45> which means i cant whine to grem (or be a karen)
14:33:00 <Devil45> not that i would.
14:33:00 <Devil45> id take it up with dam
14:33:00 <HellFury> he wants us to take a vote
14:33:00 <HellFury> i suggested taking some of the horses away and when the old get retired the new come in
14:34:00 <Devil45> i suggest reinstating manual override (for helpers) commands
14:34:00 <Devil45> in case auto doesnt work
14:34:00 <Devil45> as a backup
14:34:00 <Devil45> eg >status
14:34:00 <Devil45> and the season reset
15:42:00 <HellFury> dft7yui
15:42:00 <HellFury> dropped keys after i locked it
15:42:00 <HellFury> and some old cunt drives in
15:42:00 <HellFury> and parks on it
15:42:00 <HellFury> i go mate can you back up a little i dropped my keyss
15:43:00 <HellFury> he goes fuck off you ugly bitch
15:43:00 <HellFury> i smacked his bonnet
15:43:00 <HellFury> i said move your fucking old commonwhore back
15:43:00 <HellFury> you fucking well parked on it
15:43:00 <HellFury> he reversed with a :O
15:44:00 <HellFury> i held my keys up after picking them up and said thanks for fucking damaging them
15:44:00 <HellFury> and got in car and drove off
15:44:00 <Devil45> what a cocksucker
15:45:00 <Devil45> entitled piece of shit he was eh
15:46:00 <Devil45> if that had been me and not him, and you dropped the keys, and asked me to back up a bit - id probably (grumbling) do it
15:46:00 <Devil45> be like "ah shit sorry"
15:46:00 <Devil45> as for ugly bitch - he should look in a mirror - i bet he was no oil painting himself
15:46:00 <HellFury> its not hard to notice when someone is standing there in the spot next to her fucking car and holding hand up trying to retrieve her keys
15:46:00 <HellFury> nope
15:47:00 <HellFury> he drives over them and then fucking parks
15:47:00 <HellFury> then he says get lost you fucking ugly bitch
15:47:00 <HellFury> what was i supposed to do
15:47:00 <HellFury> i gave it right back and told him to move his POS car
15:47:00 <HellFury> im sorry but
15:48:00 <HellFury> you parked on my fucken keys when i was trying to stop you from doing so to get them
15:48:00 <HellFury> now their scratched and dented
15:48:00 <HellFury> which means going through the 3 boxes i have up here and looking for the spare key
15:48:00 <Devil45> :/
15:48:00 <HellFury> coz i had a hard time getting that damn key into the fucking ignition
15:49:00 <Devil45> wouldnt be so bad if he did the right thing
15:49:00 <HellFury> and a RACQ road team happened to see it and helped me straighten it out a little
15:49:00 <Devil45> but no he had to be an asshole
15:49:00 <Devil45> was he a p plater
15:49:00 <HellFury> so i could get it in ignition
15:49:00 <HellFury> nope
15:49:00 <HellFury> 75
15:49:00 <Devil45> or just driving a piece of shit crummydraw
15:49:00 <Devil45> 75? he shouldnt be driving
15:49:00 <HellFury> driving a very old beaten up commodore
15:49:00 <Devil45> too old
15:50:00 <HellFury> not here they aren't
15:50:00 <Devil45> im surprised you didnt tell him hes too old to be driving
15:50:00 <HellFury> he was very able to drive
15:50:00 <Devil45> and why he wasnt in the nursing home
15:50:00 <HellFury> no sign of old doddery fool
15:50:00 <HellFury> im a nurse
15:50:00 <HellFury> i prefer to be nice
15:50:00 <HellFury> but if you are going to be an asshole
15:50:00 <HellFury> i will bitch at you right back
15:50:00 <Devil45> i wish id been there id have given it to him
15:50:00 <HellFury> i found my spare key
15:51:00 <HellFury> i just have to change the battery
15:51:00 <Devil45> but the truth is
15:51:00 <Devil45> hes not worth the energy
15:51:00 <Devil45> there are more important people to worry about - like um, in your case, pat
15:52:00 <Devil45> and you of course.
15:54:00 <HellFury> not even that
15:55:00 <HellFury> i had runny nose eyes were watering and i was in a sweat bath
15:55:00 <HellFury> i just wanted my keys
15:56:00 <HellFury> old or not
15:56:00 <HellFury> he came close to losing the rest of his teeth
15:56:00 <HellFury> but i walked away instead
15:56:00 <Devil45> you were tempted though?
15:56:00 <HellFury> but not before i called him a fucking idiot
15:56:00 <HellFury> i came close
15:56:00 <HellFury> i admit
15:57:00 <Devil45> but restrained
15:57:00 <Devil45> hes not worth copping a charge for
15:57:00 <HellFury> i actually had clenched that fist when he called me ugly
15:57:00 <Devil45> and not worth bruising your knuckles over
15:57:00 <HellFury> instead the Racq guy said MOVE YOUR CAR YOUR PARKED ON HER CAR KEYS
15:58:00 <HellFury> he did and i see the dented and bent car key
15:58:00 <HellFury> and thought how the fuck am i supposed to get home
15:58:00 <Devil45> total assholery
15:58:00 <Devil45> he wouldnt have been so quick to call you ugly if A) pat was with you (and feeling well) B) i was there or C) a cop was around
15:59:00 <Devil45> or D) all of the above
15:59:00 <Steve> im packing shit up at the moment but not the net
16:00:00 <Devil45> i wonder how smug the old fart would have been if he said that shit in front of pat
16:00:00 <Devil45> and if pat was feeling 100%?
16:00:00 <Devil45> he would probably put that bugger in hospital
16:01:00 <Steve> yeah, the stuff that im taking is clothes and stuff that i need to take
16:01:00 <HellFury> not even that
16:01:00 <Devil45> ok maybe not
16:01:00 <HellFury> its called entitled syndrome
16:01:00 <HellFury> im entitled to that spot
16:01:00 <HellFury> ok
16:01:00 <HellFury> you are
16:01:00 <Steve> cant wait too move out , wont have mum and dad , stupid rules
16:01:00 <Devil45> you were there first
16:01:00 <Devil45> so rightfully the spot is yours
16:01:00 <HellFury> but fucken listen when someone says you parked on their keys
16:02:00 <Devil45> imagine if i was there and accidentally parked on your keys (after you dropped em)
16:02:00 <Steve> anyways im outta here...
16:02:00 <HellFury> you wouldn't like me
16:02:00 <HellFury> im a real bitch
16:03:00 <Devil45> yea but the old bastard didnt know that. he only assumed.
16:03:00 <Devil45> but hes wrong - and thats how road rage starts
16:03:00 <Devil45> even in carparks
16:03:00 <HellFury> if it didn't click when 3 people are telling you to move back coz you parked on car keys
16:04:00 <HellFury> then your fucking stupid
16:04:00 <Devil45> sounds more like he was being difficult
16:04:00 <HellFury> i was struggling but then the RACQ dude come in
16:04:00 <HellFury> and then security
16:04:00 <Devil45> common sense would suggest if you did something and someone yells at you to correct it - clearly you are wrong
16:04:00 <HellFury> and i was banging on that car to make him move
16:05:00 <HellFury> so clearly there are keys under those wheels
16:05:00 <HellFury> now imagine it was a kid
16:05:00 <HellFury> you think he would quickly move and admit the fuck up
16:05:00 <Devil45> i would hope he would
16:06:00 <Devil45> if hes got any sense
16:06:00 <HellFury> she went walking on tuesday
16:06:00 <HellFury> and she came back at 12:55 am this morning
16:06:00 <Devil45> she wanders a lot
16:06:00 <HellFury> she was forced to be inside for the first 3 rs of her life
16:07:00 <HellFury> so now she goes pees poos outside
16:07:00 <HellFury> and go for a quick walk
16:07:00 <HellFury> but she prefers to be near me mostly
16:08:00 <Devil45> freedom kitty
16:10:00 <HellFury> thing is
16:10:00 <HellFury> 2 weeks ago
16:10:00 <HellFury> went missing
16:10:00 <HellFury> she stayed home
16:10:00 <HellFury> but shes bored
16:10:00 <HellFury> then again shes gone walking but come home in 2 days
16:10:00 <HellFury> i was going to put up a lost cat post
16:11:00 <HellFury> but she walked in at 12:55 am
17:40:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:27:58] was hanging out clean washing on line yesterday
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:28:11] and bearing in mind i er when we moved in i sniffed undies with a bleach stain
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:28:16] and half naked
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:28:56] i hung out a pair of his undies
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:29:16] and then leaned over and sniffed it coz it smelled like lavender
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:29:34] the m-i-l of the house owner remembered that
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:29:41] so she says checking for cum stain
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:29:50] i go nah im checking to see if he farted in them
17:40:00 <HellFury> [16:30:47] then said no i used a lavender smelling washing powder
17:40:00 <Devil45> [16:53:27] thank god i have a secondary occupation - so the restriction does not mean im stuck at home the whole time. and with that... peace \/
17:40:00 <*buffextras> [16:53:27] [email protected] quit: Quit: Three important rules of getting older: stay close to a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart!
17:40:00 <***> Playback Complete.
19:20:00 <HellFury> away [r: gone to the twilight markets]
22:31:00 <HellFury> back [r: gone to the twilight markets] [3h11m40s]
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