// #marryatvillehs — 2008-06-06
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11:45:51 <aSH^> i locked myself out of my house :(
11:46:01 <aSH^> and anthony and dylan are in sydney
11:46:01 <aSH^> lol
11:46:02 <aSH^> sucks
11:46:10 <Timegrinder> ouch
11:46:20 <aSH^> and we have an inspection tomorrow at 1
11:46:25 <Timegrinder> break in?
11:46:34 <aSH^> i tried but there are no good opportunities
11:46:41 <Timegrinder> ah right
11:46:48 <aSH^> the only window i can get open is the toilet window and its too small to fit through
11:46:48 <aSH^> lol
11:47:25 <aSH^> and i also locked my wallet inside
11:47:36 <aSH^> all i had was my phone
11:48:01 <JarZ> LOL harsh
11:48:01 <aSH^> i don't even have the landlord's number.. have to get that off of dylan but those guys aren't answering their phone atm
11:48:07 <JarZ> how the hell did you manage that?
11:48:19 <aSH^> i just left for work without my keys or wallet
11:48:21 <aSH^> lol
11:48:27 <aSH^> i realised as soon as i shut the front door
11:48:46 <aSH^> my boss paid for a taxi for me to get to work
11:48:58 <aSH^> hopefully i can get onto those guys today and get the landlord's number
11:49:19 <aSH^> the problem is, if she comes to let me in she will probably just conduct the inspection right there rather than coming back tomorrow
11:49:30 <aSH^> and the place isn't fully clean but oh well
11:49:34 <aSH^> i hid the bongs
11:49:35 <aSH^> lol
11:50:21 <JarZ> :\
11:51:19 <aSH^> so now i don't even have money to get lunch today.. luckily someone brought in a cake randomly so i will have to devour that, haha
11:53:57 <JarZ> lol
11:54:07 <JarZ> that's so harsh :\
11:54:33 <aSH^> yeah
11:54:43 <aSH^> its ok though
11:55:05 <aSH^> in the worst case, i will just sleep at my parents' place tonight, then rock up at 1 for the inspection tomorrow and hope that she brought a key
11:55:23 <aSH^> but i should be able to get onto dylan and call the landlord and ask for a key
11:55:24 <JarZ> sif you can't break in anywhere
11:55:29 <aSH^> i dunno
11:55:31 <aSH^> where coudl i break in?
11:55:47 <aSH^> anthony did it before, but i think that was because one of the front windows was open
12:00:25 <JarZ> check all of the windows etc i'd say
12:01:15 <aSH^> yeah
12:01:35 <aSH^> the bathroom window is the only other one which is open, but the screen in front of it is sealed in behind a frame that i'd have to break
12:01:47 <JarZ> damn
12:01:55 <JarZ> on an unrelated note
12:01:56 <aSH^> the screws in it are so old they just disintegrate
12:02:19 <JarZ> i'm going to try to get anthony to get hiori to buy me a ps3 in japan
12:02:20 <JarZ> lol
12:02:31 <JarZ> they're $360au over there
12:02:34 <aSH^> wow nice
12:02:46 <aSH^> you can't order off the net?
12:02:59 <JarZ> not straight from a japanese store
12:03:15 <JarZ> it may be possible, but idon't speak japanese :P
12:03:47 <Timegrinder> aSH^: is it that you're too big for the window, or the window's pretty much too small for anyone?
12:03:57 <JarZ> and importers mark up the prices heaps
12:04:25 <JarZ> they sell for about $350au, in hong kong. but ebay prices are about $440 or so + shipping :(
12:04:57 <JarZ> similar markups from other importers too
12:05:52 <JarZ> a ps3 for ~$400 inc shipping would be awesome
12:06:12 <JarZ> fuck almost midday already
12:06:14 <JarZ> bed time!
12:08:20 <Carson> yeah ash, i got into that small/awkward window at jacks place
12:09:20 <Timegrinder> yeah, hence me asking
12:09:29 <Timegrinder> I'm pretty flexible and I live nearby
12:09:32 <Timegrinder> so I could just try while he's at work
12:09:49 <Carson> go take a look
12:09:52 <Carson> with or without approval :D
12:13:53 <Timegrinder> hehe
12:14:09 <Timegrinder> if I had a car, I'd be half way there already
12:17:10 <Carson> slow driver
12:17:34 <Timegrinder> hey, I would be driving unlicensed
12:17:38 <Timegrinder> so I wouldn't want to draw attention
12:22:55 <Carson> if you go really fast, they have less chance of seeing you
12:30:40 <Timegrinder> yeah, but I'm like handy
12:30:41 <Timegrinder> er
12:30:43 <Timegrinder> -h
12:30:44 <Timegrinder> *andy
12:30:49 <Timegrinder> me + speed == dead me
12:31:33 <JarZ> needs more driving lessons
12:31:45 <Timegrinder> ....
12:31:53 <Timegrinder> I seriously hope you got the joke and just evaded it
12:34:17 <Carson> lol
12:34:19 <Carson> i got it :D
12:34:23 <Timegrinder> awesome
12:34:33 <Timegrinder> thats all that matters!
12:35:36 <Timegrinder> bee arr bee
12:38:04 <JarZ> ...i got the joke
12:38:22 <JarZ> 'twas a pretty good one, too :P
12:38:47 <Carson> yeah, i thought it was quite good
12:39:43 <JarZ> k wtf
12:39:48 <JarZ> http://www.denverpost.com/ci_9494092
12:40:19 <JarZ> i know this guy on the internets
12:40:32 <JarZ> lots of people on irc talking about it :|
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12:41:48 <JarZ> ...also a guy i was in a clan with died in a car accident
12:41:49 <JarZ> wtf!
12:52:18 <aSH^> lynch: a small person might be able to fit through, but it's a pretty damn small window. i reckon i might be able to do it if i had a decent platform on each side of the window
12:52:42 <aSH^> i was standing on a bucket which was on a chair, trying to step onto the top of the toilet which ended up breaking and coming off and then flushing, lol
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12:56:15 <Carson> lol ash
12:56:29 <Carson> sif need a good platform
12:56:33 <Carson> did you see the window at jacks house!?
12:57:29 <JarZ> yeah really
12:57:43 <JarZ> you got intjacks place
12:57:46 <Carson> although didn't i have some help?
12:57:48 <JarZ> you sould be abl to ge in anywhere
12:57:54 <JarZ> i thin my keyoardbatteries are dying
12:57:56 <Carson> like someone holding me up on the outside?
12:58:05 <JarZ> i think i may have helped
12:58:05 <JarZ> lol
12:58:12 <aSH^> inside is a problem too though
12:58:15 <aSH^> there's not really anywhere to step
12:58:20 <aSH^> i think i broke the toilet lid already
12:58:21 <Carson> na, there was pretty much nothing inside
12:58:22 <Timegrinder> you don't need anywhere to steip
12:58:23 <JarZ> there wasn't anywhere to step at jack's place
12:58:24 <JarZ> lol
12:58:35 <aSH^> how did you get through? did you get both legs through first?
12:58:36 <Carson> gimme a call when you get home tonight
12:58:37 <Timegrinder> you just need to be able to balance yourself using most of the muscles across your body
12:58:38 <Carson> i'll come round
12:59:21 <aSH^> i've got my landlord's number now cos i just spoke with anthony
12:59:25 <aSH^> so ill try calling her
12:59:36 <Carson> so she can do the check now
12:59:41 <Carson> and see the broken toilet :D
12:59:49 <aSH^> yeah, haha, i'll just have to explain that
13:00:04 <aSH^> i was worried it wasn't going to stop filling up
13:00:06 <aSH^> and would flood everywhere
13:00:12 <aSH^> that would just be comically disasterous
13:00:31 <Timegrinder> comically disgusting more like
13:00:45 <Carson> na, that'd be normal water
13:00:58 <Timegrinder> why is it filling up to begin with?
13:01:08 <aSH^> cos my foot flushed it
13:01:09 <Timegrinder> oh, cistern?
13:01:11 <Carson> because the level that says the water is low is kept down
13:01:16 <Carson> lever even
13:01:22 <aSH^> but yeah, i thought i may have broken the float thing
13:01:26 <Timegrinder> oh right
13:01:31 <aSH^> cos its sitting on a weird angle now
13:01:32 <aSH^> lol
13:01:32 <Timegrinder> I thought you meant bowl lid
13:01:37 <Timegrinder> not cistern
13:01:49 <Timegrinder> so was wondering why it'd be filling on its own anyway
13:01:59 <JarZ> wait, your foot flushed it?
13:02:03 <JarZ> so you were partially inside?
13:02:10 <Carson> i'll get in
13:02:11 <Carson> 100%
13:02:17 <Timegrinder> how else would he have broken it?
13:02:42 <JarZ> good point
13:02:44 <Timegrinder> taking a shit standing up?
13:02:50 <Timegrinder> ...on the cistern lid?
13:02:54 <Carson> sif leave the house without wallet keys!
13:02:58 <Carson> thats the problem here
13:03:12 <Timegrinder> you know who's fault this all is right?
13:03:20 <Timegrinder> it all boils down to one thing
13:03:31 <Carson> godberry - king of the juice?
13:03:36 <Timegrinder> yeah
13:03:43 <JarZ> oh that reminds me
13:03:48 <Timegrinder> you're a jew?
13:03:57 <Carson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
13:03:59 <JarZ> http://solitaryponderings.blogspot.com/2007/08/introduction-to-jewishism.html
13:03:59 <JarZ> [09:04] <JarZ> i assume you'll be at jimmys tonight, even though there's no pool?
13:04:01 <JarZ> gah
13:04:03 <JarZ> first one
13:04:22 <Timegrinder> *opens the second link*
13:04:58 <aSH^> yeah i had 1 foot in the window
13:05:24 <aSH^> it's really quite small and awkward, but probably possible
13:07:05 <aSH^> i actually freaked out at one point, thinking that i might get trapped halfway through the window without my arms free enough to access my phone
13:07:59 <JarZ> LOL
13:08:17 <JarZ> yeah that would fucking suck
13:08:28 <aSH^> thats why i didn't go in head first
13:08:36 <aSH^> but head first seems like the only way that might work
13:08:37 <aSH^> lol
13:09:03 <aSH^> but head first into a toilet sounds nasty
13:09:15 <Carson> feet first
13:09:17 <Carson> with a bit of help its simple :D
13:09:22 <Timegrinder> hands first
13:09:55 <aSH^> hm.. if you're confident about getting in, i could not bother about calling the land lord
13:10:00 <aSH^> that way i'll get to properly clean up
13:10:10 <Carson> reasonably confident
13:10:14 <aSH^> you better not break our toilet though
13:10:23 <Carson> i'm sure you could call at x+30minutes
13:10:30 <aSH^> yeah tue
13:10:31 <aSH^> true
13:10:56 <Carson> x being when you get home
13:11:12 <aSH^> what time do you finish work?
13:11:54 <Carson> 4
13:12:03 <aSH^> ok
13:12:04 <Carson> i'd prefer you were there when i attempt to break in
13:12:15 <Carson> so feel free to give me a call when your <10 minutes away from your house
13:12:20 <aSH^> i was gonna suggest you could pick me up on your way across town
13:12:23 <aSH^> but that might be a bit early
13:12:29 <aSH^> my dad said he could give me a lift
13:12:34 <aSH^> (i don't have my car here - no keys)
13:13:40 <Carson> i don't go through town... but i could pick you up if you can get off that early
13:16:44 <aSH^> if my dad gives me a lift he will probably hang around which will be annoying
13:17:24 <Carson> the bongs are hidden? ;)
13:17:30 <aSH^> yup
13:17:38 <aSH^> have you seen our hookah?
13:20:07 <Carson> nope
13:24:10 <aSH^> k its pretty cool
13:24:17 <aSH^> what are you up to tonight anyway?
14:25:30 <Carson> nothing planned at all
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17:51:27 <Carson> ash, nps :D
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19:20:48 <Carson> for those that are interesting
19:20:58 <Carson> ~3 seconds to get into the house
19:21:12 <Carson> once we removed the flyscreen + inner window/door thing
19:31:56 <Timegrinder> lol
19:32:01 <Timegrinder> I'm interesting!
19:35:46 <Carson> fucking braid
19:35:49 <Carson> FFS
19:36:19 <Carson> my cigarettes were my catalyst for my smartness :(
19:36:39 <Carson> or just general communication
19:39:46 <Timegrinder> haha
19:39:54 <Timegrinder> or just being normal
19:39:55 <Timegrinder> instead of dumb
19:40:07 <Timegrinder> it could be chemical withdrawl and your brain not having adapted back yet
19:40:15 <Timegrinder> something weird with the neurochemicals
19:40:21 <Carson> possibly
19:40:37 <Timegrinder> which reminds me
19:40:39 <Carson> although its only supposed to be 3 days of withdrawl
19:40:39 <Timegrinder> *pops some pills*
19:40:51 <Timegrinder> chemically, or psychologically?
19:40:51 <Carson> of course thats just for the symptoms
19:40:51 <Timegrinder> yeah
19:40:57 <Carson> it has been 1 month and 2 days
19:40:58 <Carson> :D
19:41:02 <Timegrinder> could also be that your brain just hasn't adapted back yet
19:41:20 <Timegrinder> so while the nicotine's gone, something else hasn't fully replaced it properly yet
19:42:00 <Carson> i believe my bones have gotten bigger though
19:42:15 <Timegrinder> really?
19:42:25 <Carson> ("I'm not fat, i'm big boned" reference)
19:42:29 <Timegrinder> yeah
19:42:31 <Timegrinder> I thought of that
19:42:33 <Carson> (to clarify, i've put on weight - and not in good areas)
19:42:38 <Carson> beer gut!
19:42:41 <Timegrinder> haha
19:42:43 <Timegrinder> that's normal though
19:42:50 <Timegrinder> oh... wait
19:42:57 <Timegrinder> you've put on weight and you were using the big boned thing as a joke?
19:43:02 <Carson> yes
19:43:02 <Timegrinder> heh *facepalm*
19:43:04 <Carson> lols
19:43:09 <Timegrinder> I didn't get -that- bit :P
19:43:14 <Timegrinder> LOZZLES?!?!?!
19:43:24 <Carson> ja
19:43:37 <Carson> would you like one of my "lollzenges"
19:43:41 <Timegrinder> LOL
19:43:49 <Timegrinder> classy
19:43:54 <Carson> ja
19:43:57 <Carson> but yeah
19:44:13 <Carson> so i've got to start working out properly i guess
19:44:20 <Timegrinder> 'properly' haha
19:44:20 <Timegrinder> yeah
19:44:49 <Carson> i'm also going to have smaller servings of meals
19:45:04 <Carson> i also started having breakfast when i quit
19:45:10 <Timegrinder> haha
19:45:11 <Carson> so i've got the 'extra meal' per day
19:45:27 <Timegrinder> that shouldn't hurt
19:45:52 <Timegrinder> as if you managed only two meals a day for that long
19:45:52 <Carson> i've got the snacking instead of smoking (which isn't actually that bad)
19:45:52 <Carson> yeah, pretty much 24 years of two meals a day
19:45:53 <Timegrinder> jesus
19:45:53 <Carson> increasing that to 3 i believe is the main culprit of the weight gain
19:46:01 <Timegrinder> probably
19:46:16 <Timegrinder> your body's probably adapted to not eating for 16 hours a day
19:46:16 <Timegrinder> and now it doesn't know what to do with the foo
19:46:16 <Timegrinder> d
19:46:27 <Carson> pretty much
19:46:27 <Carson> its storing it for the winter :(
19:46:29 <Carson> its already winter :(
19:46:42 <Timegrinder> hahahaha
19:46:52 <Timegrinder> that made me think of ... I think a scrubs reference
19:47:01 <Timegrinder> something about storing compliments for the cold desolate winter
19:47:03 <Carson> store this *thrust* for the winter
19:47:10 <Carson> *high fives*
19:47:17 <Timegrinder> lol
19:48:37 <Carson> so... in theory, if i cut out breakfast, i should be right
19:51:00 <Carson> i'm such a girl
20:03:45 <Timegrinder> haha
20:04:30 <Timegrinder> fuck I'm bored
20:05:05 <Carson> i'll be going to ash's later to smoke up
20:05:15 <Carson> i'm assuming its fine if you come along
20:07:02 <Carson> hmmm
20:07:08 <Carson> i need to find a hard case for my camera
20:07:20 <Carson> (i ended up getting an ixus 75)
20:09:06 <Timegrinder> oo
20:09:11 <Timegrinder> put it in a foam padded briefcase
20:09:15 <Timegrinder> haha
20:09:19 <Timegrinder> "What's in it?" "...my camera"
20:09:30 <Timegrinder> *opens it to reveal a credit card sized digital camera snugly fitted into the foam*
20:16:46 <Carson> mum just gave me a jewellery box which is perfect length ways
20:16:55 <Carson> a bit too big width ways
20:17:04 <Carson> and slightly too big height ways
20:17:08 <Carson> but i have foam to combat that
20:17:17 <Carson> *hax*
20:25:05 <Timegrinder> hahahahhahaha
20:25:06 <Timegrinder> nuce
20:30:53 <Carson> hmmm
20:31:00 <Carson> its so wide
20:31:08 <Timegrinder> sounds so sus
20:31:49 <Carson> i also found a harmonica
20:31:51 <Carson> *brings tonight*
20:31:57 <Timegrinder> haha
20:31:59 <Timegrinder> I have one of those
20:32:02 <Carson> ash! do you still have yours?
20:32:07 <Carson> bring eet
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20:32:35 <ash> ey
20:32:35 <Timegrinder> speaking of
20:32:39 <Timegrinder> sup
20:32:39 <ash> still up for chilling carson?
20:32:48 <Carson> ...
20:32:53 <Carson> ash, do you still have your harmonica?
20:32:57 <Timegrinder> lol
20:32:57 <ash> yeah
20:33:00 <ash> we've got 2 here
20:33:00 <Carson> also, i forgot that ash^ is work
20:33:03 <Carson> awesome
20:33:12 <Carson> i just found my granddads, so i'll bring mine along
20:33:13 <Carson> we can jam
20:33:18 <Timegrinder> LOL
20:33:19 <ash> sweet
20:33:20 <Timegrinder> JAM?!?!?!
20:33:21 <Timegrinder> hahaha
20:33:24 <Carson> cool if sid comes along?
20:33:27 <ash> we've also got a keyboard, bass, git, didge
20:33:29 <ash> yeah
20:33:35 <Timegrinder> has anyone got an electric harmonica? or a bass one?
20:33:37 <Timegrinder> awesome
20:33:48 <Carson> i don't really do music creation
20:33:51 <ash> just regular G and F harmonicas i think
20:33:55 <Carson> so i'll just make some noises with my harmonica
20:33:58 <ash> or maybe theyre both G
20:33:59 <Carson> i have a A and C
20:33:59 <Timegrinder> haha
20:34:02 <ash> can't remember
20:34:05 <Timegrinder> I don't know what mine is
20:34:07 <Carson> shall i bring both?
20:34:13 <ash> yeah
20:34:18 <Carson> k *gets other one
20:34:25 Nick: ash is now known as ash1
20:36:33 <Carson> alrighty
20:36:39 <Carson> got my camera, two harmonicas
20:36:50 <Carson> anything else i shall bring along?
20:38:41 <Carson> anyone else coming ash?
20:39:14 <ash1> i dunno i just called paul but he's going some place
20:39:21 <ash1> calling jack now
20:39:46 <Carson> zomg
20:39:51 <Carson> forgot you can inhale with it too
20:40:01 <ash1> are you planning on tripping or something?
20:40:14 <Carson> just taking some weed and chilling :)
20:40:19 <ash1> k
20:40:28 <ash1> when you gonna head around?
20:40:29 <Carson> figured if i'm entertained i wont go home early and sleep :)
20:40:35 <Carson> you have weed, correct?
20:40:38 <ash1> yeah
20:40:39 <ash1> plenty
20:40:41 <Carson> sweet :D
20:40:46 <Carson> ummm, i was thinking nowish?
20:40:50 <ash1> ok
20:41:03 <Carson> that alright?
20:41:05 <ash1> yup
20:41:12 <Carson> sid, cool to pick you up now?
20:41:24 <Timegrinder> eh, I'm not feeling too good
20:41:36 <Timegrinder> ate something I'm allergic to for dinner and feel like shite
20:41:50 <Carson> o..k then
20:41:54 <Carson> tomorrow for scotts?
20:41:58 <Timegrinder> yeah
20:42:00 <Carson> we'll speak online about it
20:42:04 <Carson> if you're not active, i'll call
20:42:05 <Timegrinder> if I feel better I'll wander down to ash's though
20:42:16 <Carson> odds are we'll be leaving around 7ish i believe
20:42:26 <Timegrinder> yeha, I'm fine with that
20:42:27 <Carson> how long does it take to get to scotts? thats the important question
20:42:29 <Timegrinder> I'll manage scotts easy
20:42:34 <Timegrinder> 1.5-2 hours
20:42:44 <Timegrinder> at the least, 1-1.5
20:42:45 <Carson> hmmm
20:42:47 <Carson> maybe 6
20:42:59 <Carson> alrighty, be there soon ash
20:43:05 <ash1> cool
20:43:23 <ash1> yeah just come over anyway and let's get bent :D
20:43:33 <ash1> i'll prepare the hookah
20:43:49 <Timegrinder> I completely forgot about the hookah
20:43:50 <Timegrinder> hsha
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