// #hongkong — 2019-02-24
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07:26:00 <lx> lx:1 You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate". (...and ChanOP said so!)
14:42:00 <lx> 12 Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even when there are no rivers.
15:10:00 <lx> 12 Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted. (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
16:27:00 <lx> 12 What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
16:32:00 <lx> 12 How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied? Who cares.
16:33:00 <lx> 12 Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American: Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can never hope to acquire it.
16:33:00 <lx> 12Next 2,0[2,2c0,2C2,2c2,0]1,1c0,1H1,1c1,0]4,4c0,4R4,4c4,0]3,3c.0,3I3,3c.3,0]13,13c0,13S13,13c13,0]14,14c0,14T14,14c14,0]7,7c0,7M7,7c7,0]12,12c0,12A12,12c12,0]10,10c0,10S10,10c10,0]1,0 12,0 in #HongKong is now just 43 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 27 minutes and 3 seconds away! (...approximately)
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