// #flirt`n`tease — 2019-05-07
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08:05:00 <JedStar> Morning
09:17:00 <JedStar> Morning Jackie
09:17:00 <JedStar> :D
09:17:00 <HellFury> yeah morning alright
09:18:00 <HellFury> switch off at 2;30 am
09:18:00 <HellFury> had maybe 3 hrs sleep
09:18:00 <HellFury> i passed out just b3fore 4:30 am
09:18:00 <HellFury> and gus messages
09:18:00 <JedStar> Yah I had a bit of a rough sleep myself
09:18:00 <HellFury> twins crook as unable to go to school
09:18:00 <HellFury> both are coughing
09:19:00 <JedStar> Thats gotta suck
09:19:00 <JedStar> Ive just finished my domesticated bitch duties
09:19:00 <JedStar> My back was killing me when I woke up this morning
09:19:00 <HellFury> mine is now
09:19:00 <HellFury> cat wants food
09:20:00 <JedStar> hahahaah
09:20:00 <JedStar> Fatties
09:20:00 <JedStar> I had a good cure for my back this morning
09:20:00 <HellFury> sex
09:20:00 <HellFury> :p
09:20:00 <HellFury> bat
09:24:00 <JedStar> LOL
09:24:00 <JedStar> Ba
09:24:00 <JedStar> Bat
09:24:00 <JedStar> I dont have a female here to have a fuck with
09:33:00 <HellFury> haha
09:36:00 <HellFury> sure
09:41:00 <JedStar> Sure
09:41:00 <JedStar> If there was
09:42:00 <JedStar> I'd be on that pussy right now
09:42:00 <JedStar> LOL
09:42:00 <JedStar> I love sex Jackie
09:45:00 <HellFury> lol
09:49:00 <JedStar> I think I need another cup of Java
10:03:00 <JedStar> mmmm
10:03:00 <JedStar> :D
10:06:00 <HellFury> i haven't yet
10:07:00 <HellFury> making sure kids are fed before we go out at 10:15
10:07:00 <HellFury> plus Isaac is sneezing
10:10:00 <JedStar> Damn
10:10:00 <JedStar> Ive had like 4 or 5 cups
10:10:00 <JedStar> I need to achieve the right caffeing to blood mixture
10:14:00 <HellFury> okies gonna head out door in about 5
10:14:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
10:17:00 <JedStar> kk
12:18:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h3m30s]
16:26:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:03:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h36m50s]
19:36:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
19:37:00 <HellFury> howdy ppooper
19:37:00 <HellFury> pooper even
19:38:00 <JedStar> Hey Fartoholic
19:38:00 <JedStar> :D
19:38:00 <HellFury> hey thats a sign on my door
19:38:00 <HellFury> Fartaholic be aware
19:39:00 <JedStar> hahahahaha
19:39:00 <JedStar> :D
19:39:00 <HellFury> yeah was on my bedroom door at parents house for ages
19:39:00 <HellFury> kids would knock
19:39:00 <HellFury> read it and one says listen does she fart :P
19:39:00 <HellFury> so i whoopee cushion fart and they got a giggle
19:40:00 <JedStar> lol
19:40:00 <HellFury> always worked
19:41:00 <HellFury> the kids would all fall in laughing through the door
19:43:00 <JedStar> ahhahahaha
19:43:00 <JedStar> My laptop has been sitting besides me all this time
19:44:00 <JedStar> But I just havent been bothered to pick it up and use it
19:44:00 <HellFury> i just cocked
19:44:00 <HellFury> cooked
19:45:00 <JedStar> :D
19:46:00 <JedStar> I feel like going and laying in bed and watching netflix
19:46:00 <HellFury> i forgot to get batteries for my
19:48:00 <JedStar> Not my business
19:48:00 <JedStar> lol
19:48:00 <HellFury> well you did find them hidden ones :P
19:48:00 <HellFury> lolol
19:48:00 <JedStar> :P
19:48:00 <JedStar> It disturbed my sleep
19:49:00 <HellFury> haha
19:49:00 <JedStar> and now Im scared for life
19:49:00 <JedStar> LOL
19:49:00 <HellFury> hahah
19:49:00 <HellFury> next time i'll change the batteries and leave them on a timer
19:49:00 <JedStar> Oh gawd
19:49:00 <HellFury> im joking
19:49:00 <HellFury> you can't put vibrators on a timer
19:49:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:50:00 <HellFury> i woke up and hes sitting here red faced
19:50:00 <JedStar> LOL
19:50:00 <HellFury> he found my hidden stash of vibrators when one turned itself on
19:50:00 <JedStar> I couldnt keep it to myself
19:50:00 <JedStar> I had to say something
19:50:00 <HellFury> im surprised you didn't tell Pat
19:50:00 <HellFury> lol
19:51:00 <JedStar> Well I kinda gathered it was something that I had to share with you vs Paty
19:51:00 <JedStar> LOL
19:52:00 <HellFury> hahaha
19:52:00 <HellFury> man if i had that whip still
19:53:00 <HellFury> you would be almost falling over
19:53:00 <HellFury> but we threw it out
19:53:00 <JedStar> You dont wanna know what I thought when I discovered what I discovered
19:53:00 <JedStar> LOL
19:53:00 <HellFury> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
19:55:00 <JedStar> lol
19:55:00 <JedStar> Im considering getting up at 3am and watching the meteor shower
19:56:00 <HellFury> or a large dildo shower
19:56:00 <JedStar> ahhahahahaha
19:56:00 <HellFury> omg omg omg
19:56:00 <JedStar> Just because you have a fantasy of a large dildo shower
19:56:00 <HellFury> it big dripper :P
19:57:00 <HellFury> well now if it fills holes why not
19:57:00 <JedStar> :P
20:13:00 <JedStar> :D
20:13:00 <JedStar> So Jackie
20:18:00 <HellFury> well now
20:18:00 <HellFury> :P
20:22:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:22:00 <JedStar> How far is Sherwood from you?
20:23:00 <HellFury> 35-45 min drive
20:24:00 <JedStar> Ok
20:24:00 <JedStar> Cool
20:24:00 <JedStar> I am just going through some house minding ads and stuff
20:24:00 <HellFury> yeah
20:24:00 <JedStar> and I am trying to guage where there are in relation to you peeps
20:24:00 <JedStar> :D
20:25:00 <JedStar> Even though the GC was lovely and stuff
20:25:00 <HellFury> swoit
20:25:00 <JedStar> It was too prissy and up nosed for my liking if you know what I mean
20:26:00 <JedStar> How far is Carina Heights from you?
20:26:00 <HellFury> 35-40 min drive
20:27:00 <JedStar> :D
20:28:00 <JedStar> I am wanting to see if I can get something in and around Brisbane vs the GC
20:28:00 <JedStar> :D
20:28:00 <JedStar> I miss my Nedry Jackie
20:28:00 <JedStar> You know why I gave him the name Nedry right?
20:29:00 <HellFury> awwwww
20:29:00 <HellFury> yeah
20:29:00 <HellFury> the big goof ball he was
20:29:00 <JedStar> :D
20:29:00 <JedStar> He will always have a special place in my heart
20:29:00 <JedStar> I named him Nedry because he was a big goof like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park
20:29:00 <JedStar> :P
20:29:00 <JedStar> Oh FUCK
20:30:00 <HellFury> yes please
20:30:00 <HellFury> i mean
20:30:00 <JedStar> I dont think I have taken my heart medication today
20:30:00 <HellFury> was telling the twins off the other week
20:30:00 <HellFury> and im like well if you break that controller
20:30:00 <HellFury> uncle smack will pat you
20:31:00 <JedStar> LMFao
20:31:00 <HellFury> Ethan goes yeh he will pat us softly
20:31:00 <JedStar> Its Monday isnt it?
20:31:00 <HellFury> i go well if he doesn't
20:31:00 <HellFury> i'll chase you off
20:31:00 <HellFury> yeh
20:31:00 <HellFury> but we had a long weekend
20:31:00 <HellFury> labour day
20:32:00 <JedStar> Fuck
20:32:00 <HellFury> the cheeky shit laughed
20:32:00 <JedStar> Im confused now
20:32:00 <HellFury> yes please
20:32:00 <JedStar> I cant remember if I took my tablet
20:32:00 <JedStar> Because on my sleeve it has the days of the week marked
20:32:00 <JedStar> But on each new sleeve there is one extra
20:33:00 <JedStar> Without a day marked
20:33:00 <JedStar> Which I take first
20:33:00 <JedStar> and I cant remember if I took the unmarked on first today
20:33:00 <JedStar> or yesterday
20:33:00 <JedStar> Fuck it
20:33:00 <JedStar> Im going to take Mondays
20:33:00 <HellFury> here have a fleshlite
20:33:00 <HellFury> and fuck it :P
20:33:00 <JedStar> Im pretty sure Ive not taken it today
20:33:00 <HellFury> well
20:33:00 <HellFury> :P
20:33:00 <HellFury> *runs fast*
20:34:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:35:00 <JedStar> Ive had my fair share of getting the pussy lately
20:35:00 <JedStar> I had it last Wednesday 3 times
20:35:00 <JedStar> :P
20:35:00 <JedStar> I am not sure if I want that pussy again though
20:54:00 <JedStar> you are naughty
20:54:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:01:00 <JedStar> I feel sorry for the girl Ive been having Coitus with
21:01:00 <JedStar> She has told me she is sore for days
21:20:00 <JedStar> Looks like HellFury is getting spanked
21:20:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:27:00 <HellFury> nah
21:27:00 <HellFury> put the electric blanket on bed
21:27:00 <HellFury> had a shower
21:28:00 <HellFury> made his lunch
21:28:00 <HellFury> im sitting
21:28:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:30:00 <HellFury> oh
21:30:00 <HellFury> and i bet i out rank you in the smell division in the crapper
21:30:00 <HellFury> even the cat ran
21:31:00 <JedStar> probably
21:31:00 <HellFury> *does the pointy finger thing at Jed*
21:33:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:34:00 <JedStar> The Messenger pointy thing>
21:34:00 <HellFury> yeah the yellow finger you poke at me
21:35:00 <HellFury> fml
21:35:00 <HellFury> i actually walk around doing that now
21:35:00 <HellFury> or i sit here and i'll type something and bloody point
21:35:00 <HellFury> thanks gus
21:36:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:36:00 <JedStar> Yah
21:36:00 <JedStar> I have little things like that
21:36:00 <JedStar> I just heard my phone ding
21:36:00 <HellFury> lol
21:36:00 <JedStar> And Im not near it
21:36:00 <JedStar> and I cant be fucked going to get it'
21:36:00 <JedStar> Im in bed and Im warm'
21:37:00 <HellFury> im not
21:40:00 <JedStar> ????????????/
21:40:00 <HellFury> on
21:40:00 <HellFury> oh
21:40:00 <HellFury> 3 diff convos
21:40:00 <HellFury> on here and on fb
21:40:00 <HellFury> im confused
21:40:00 <HellFury> oh thats right
21:40:00 <HellFury> not in bed :p
21:52:00 <JedStar> lol
21:53:00 <JedStar> had to go take a dump
21:53:00 <HellFury> just did too
21:53:00 <HellFury> smells worse
22:04:00 <JedStar> Might go watch Netflix and chill
22:04:00 <JedStar> LOL
22:05:00 <JedStar> Ive just pinned it in the top left hand corner
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